WEBVTT X-TIMESTAMP-MAP=LOCAL:00:00:00.000,MPEGTS:9000 00:00:10.510 --> 00:00:14.114 line:79% position:28% size:33% >> [ GULPS ] >> ALL RIGHT. 00:00:14.180 --> 00:00:15.949 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start WE'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR FOUR SEASONS. 00:00:16.015 --> 00:00:16.850 line:85% position:35% size:48% YOU KNOW THE DRILL. 00:00:16.916 --> 00:00:17.884 line:85% position:38% size:55% FAST AND HARD, PEOPLE. 00:00:17.951 --> 00:00:19.519 line:79% position:28% size:33% [ GUN COCKS ] >> [ GULPS ] 00:00:19.586 --> 00:00:22.622 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start >> BLAM! LET'S GIVE THEM ALL A TASTE OF THE BITCH PUDDING! 00:00:22.689 --> 00:00:25.725 line:79% position:25% size:80% align:start >> I CAN'T PROMISE EVERYONE THEY'LL SURVIVE SEASON FIVE, BUT 00:00:25.792 --> 00:00:27.260 line:85% position:45% size:70% I KNOW YOU'LL MAKE ME PROUD. 00:00:27.327 --> 00:00:30.430 line:79% position:25% size:78% align:start SUNSHINE COWBOY, YOU'RE NEW, SO I'M EXPECTING GREAT THINGS. 00:00:30.497 --> 00:00:34.968 line:79% position:10% size:53% align:start [ CRASH, CLATTERING ] LET'S DO IT! 00:00:35.034 --> 00:00:36.069 line:85% position:20% size:18% >> AAH! 00:00:36.136 --> 00:00:47.881 line:79% position:10% size:33% align:start [ DRUMBEATS ] >> AW! 00:00:47.947 --> 00:00:51.451 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start >> [ Sobbing ] I'LL TELL YOUR STORY. 00:00:51.518 --> 00:00:54.554 line:79% position:10% size:60% align:start >> [ Sobbing ] I'LL TELL SETH GREEN'S STORY. 00:00:54.621 --> 00:00:58.124 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start YOUR STORY HAS LESS COMMERCIAL APPEAL. 00:00:58.191 --> 00:00:59.759 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> NO! WATER! 00:00:59.826 --> 00:01:01.728 line:85% position:33% size:43% MY ONLY WEAKNESS! 00:01:01.795 --> 00:01:03.263 line:85% position:25% size:30% AW, BULLETS! 00:01:03.329 --> 00:01:05.265 line:85% position:33% size:43% MY ONLY WEAKNESS! 00:01:05.331 --> 00:01:07.267 line:85% position:15% size:8% OH! 00:01:11.404 --> 00:01:13.339 line:79% position:25% size:80% align:start [ HOLLOW RINGING, WIND HOWLING ] [ MUFFLED CLANGING ] 00:01:24.217 --> 00:01:27.454 line:79% position:48% size:73% >> GEEZ, I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY THINK A "SAVING PRIVATE RYAN" 00:01:27.520 --> 00:01:36.296 line:79% position:10% size:63% align:start PARODY IS STILL FRESH AND ORIGINAL. 00:01:36.362 --> 00:01:38.798 line:79% position:28% size:80% align:start >> [ SCREAMS ] I NEED A MEDIC UP IN THIS BITCH! 00:01:38.865 --> 00:01:42.035 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start >> LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HASN'T BEEN FLOSSING. 00:01:42.101 --> 00:01:45.205 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start >> OW! YOU ONE-DIMENSIONAL SON OF A WHORE! 00:01:45.271 --> 00:01:50.443 line:79% position:45% size:68% >> OUR FATHER, WHO FARTS IN HEAVEN, HALLOWEEN THY NAME! 00:01:50.510 --> 00:01:52.846 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start >> OH! WHO'S EVEN SHOOTING AT US?! 00:01:52.912 --> 00:01:56.783 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start >> IT'S JUST A METAPHOR FOR SEASON FIVE, STUPID! 00:01:56.850 --> 00:01:59.752 line:79% position:28% size:80% align:start AW, "PARENT TRAP," "MEAN GIRLS," "HERBIE," "GEORGIA RULE." 00:01:59.819 --> 00:02:02.555 line:85% position:40% size:58% "I KNOW WHO KILLED ME." 00:02:02.622 --> 00:02:07.327 line:79% position:10% size:60% align:start >> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ SCREAMING ] 00:02:07.393 --> 00:02:09.329 line:79% position:10% size:50% align:start [ MACHINE-GUN FIRE ] >> BA-BAWK! 00:02:16.836 --> 00:02:23.643 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start >> ♪ ROBOT CHICKE-E-E-E-E-N ♪ ♪ ROBOT CHICKE-E-E-E-E-N ♪ 00:02:23.710 --> 00:02:27.347 line:10% position:10% size:63% align:start ♪ THANK YOU, JESUS, WE'RE RENEWED ♪ 00:02:27.413 --> 00:02:31.317 line:10% position:10% size:73% align:start ♪ WITHOUT A PAYCHECK, WE'D BE SCREWED, OH! ♪ 00:02:31.384 --> 00:02:35.054 line:10% position:40% size:60% ♪ I SPENT MINE ON METH ♪ ♪ SO DID MATT AND SETH ♪ 00:02:35.121 --> 00:02:39.459 line:10% position:10% size:70% align:start ♪ I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU ♪ ♪ NO! ♪ 00:02:39.526 --> 00:02:48.868 line:10% position:28% size:78% align:start ♪ ROBOT CHICKE-E-E-E-E-N ♪ ♪ ROBOT CHICKE-E-E-E-E-N, OW! ♪ 00:02:48.935 --> 00:02:49.636 line:85% position:25% size:28% >> AH-CHOO! 00:02:49.702 --> 00:02:51.437 line:85% position:38% size:55% >> I-IS SOMEONE THERE? 00:02:51.504 --> 00:02:54.641 line:79% position:10% size:38% align:start [ WARBLE! ] >> [ CHITTERS ] 00:02:54.707 --> 00:02:55.875 line:79% position:10% size:28% align:start >> [ SOBS ] I TRIED. 00:02:55.942 --> 00:02:57.076 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> SORRY, HONEY, SORRY. 00:02:57.143 --> 00:02:58.945 line:79% position:10% size:63% align:start I JUST GOT TO CRAP LIKE A BASTARD. 00:02:59.012 --> 00:03:00.146 line:85% position:28% size:33% I CAN'T WAIT. 00:03:00.213 --> 00:03:04.050 line:79% position:28% size:80% align:start [ FARTING, WATER SPLASHING ] THIS IS GETTING -- OH, BOY, THAT 00:03:04.117 --> 00:03:06.452 line:85% position:45% size:70% IS -- HERE COMES THE SECOND! 00:03:06.519 --> 00:03:08.154 line:85% position:20% size:20% OH, GOD! 00:03:08.221 --> 00:03:12.592 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> SO LONG, ASSHOLES! 00:03:12.659 --> 00:03:14.561 line:79% position:10% size:43% align:start >> [ SCREAMS ] [ SIREN WAILING ] 00:03:14.627 --> 00:03:17.730 line:79% position:10% size:65% align:start >> I WON'T LAST 10 DAYS IN PRISON. 00:03:17.797 --> 00:03:21.234 line:79% position:50% size:78% >> BLOCKHEADS, YOU ARE CHARGED WITH MURDER IN THE FIRST DEGREE 00:03:21.301 --> 00:03:24.904 line:85% position:50% size:80% OF GLEN GUMBERSON, A.K.A. GUMBY. 00:03:30.643 --> 00:03:37.884 line:79% position:25% size:28% [ SPLAT! ] [ CRUNCH! ] 00:03:37.951 --> 00:03:45.391 line:79% position:10% size:53% align:start [ WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! ] [ POP! ] 00:03:45.458 --> 00:03:48.127 line:79% position:10% size:58% align:start [ GAVEL BANGS ] HOW DOES THE JURY FIND? 00:03:48.194 --> 00:03:51.331 line:79% position:10% size:65% align:start >> GUILTY AS [BLEEP] >> SENTENCING IS SCHEDULED 00:03:51.397 --> 00:03:53.466 line:85% position:18% size:15% FOR... 00:03:53.533 --> 00:03:54.567 line:85% position:35% size:50% NOW, AND IT'S DEATH. 00:03:54.634 --> 00:04:04.811 line:79% position:10% size:38% align:start [ GAVEL BANGS ] [ RATTLING ] 00:04:04.877 --> 00:04:08.014 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start >> [ FARTS ] >> MOM, CAN WE HAVE A SNACK? 00:04:08.081 --> 00:04:10.249 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH. 00:04:15.488 --> 00:04:17.223 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> VOLDEMORT! HEY, NO-NOSE! 00:04:17.290 --> 00:04:18.825 line:85% position:40% size:60% >> SMELL YOU LATER, SIR. 00:04:18.891 --> 00:04:21.561 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start [ LAUGHS ] >> WHERE'S YOUR [BLEEP] NOSE, 00:04:21.628 --> 00:04:22.428 line:85% position:15% size:10% MAN? 00:04:22.495 --> 00:04:25.331 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start >> [ SIGHS ] I'M SICK OF ALL THE STARES. 00:04:25.398 --> 00:04:26.532 line:85% position:35% size:50% I WANT THE NOSE JOB. 00:04:26.599 --> 00:04:28.034 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> THIS IS A BIG DECISION. 00:04:28.101 --> 00:04:30.303 line:79% position:25% size:78% align:start YOU NEED TO BE 100% SURE YOU'RE READY. 00:04:30.370 --> 00:04:32.271 line:79% position:10% size:53% align:start >> [ INHALES DEEPLY ] I'M READY. 00:04:32.338 --> 00:04:33.072 line:85% position:20% size:18% CUT ME! 00:04:33.139 --> 00:04:34.741 line:85% position:35% size:50% >> ...A NICE NOSE... 00:04:34.807 --> 00:04:37.176 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> THAT IS A GREAT-LOOKING NOSE. 00:04:37.243 --> 00:04:38.044 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> NOSE. 00:04:38.111 --> 00:04:39.946 line:79% position:10% size:43% align:start >> WONDERFUL NO-- >> OW! 00:04:40.013 --> 00:04:42.015 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start >> THANKS FOR THE NEW WAND, MR. OLLIVANDER. 00:04:42.081 --> 00:04:44.917 line:79% position:10% size:63% align:start >> NOTHING'S TOO GOOD FOR JAMES POTTER. 00:04:44.984 --> 00:04:48.855 line:79% position:10% size:48% align:start >> [ GROANS ] OW! MY [BLEEP] NO-- 00:04:48.921 --> 00:04:49.422 line:85% position:15% size:8% OW! 00:04:49.489 --> 00:04:51.157 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> OH, DO YOU VALIDATE? 00:04:51.224 --> 00:04:52.291 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> SORRY, NO. 00:04:52.358 --> 00:04:54.761 line:79% position:10% size:60% align:start >> I'LL GET YOU, POTTER, SOMEDAY! 00:04:54.827 --> 00:04:57.163 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start >> HEY, VOLDEMORT, WHY SO BENT OUT OF SHAPE? 00:04:57.230 --> 00:04:59.599 line:79% position:25% size:80% align:start [ LAUGHTER ] >> HE LOOKS ANGRY ENOUGH TO KILL 00:04:59.666 --> 00:05:01.034 line:85% position:30% size:40% THAT GUY'S BABY. 00:05:01.100 --> 00:05:05.638 line:79% position:28% size:80% align:start [ RHYTHMIC CLANGING ] >> [ SIGHS ] I CAN WATCH MY KIDS 00:05:05.705 --> 00:05:07.573 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start BANG ON POTS AND PANS AT HOME FOR FREE. 00:05:07.640 --> 00:05:11.778 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start [ CLANGING CONTINUES ] >> PLEASE, GOD, MAKE IT STOP. 00:05:11.844 --> 00:05:14.013 line:79% position:10% size:43% align:start [ LOUD CLANGING ] [ GROANS ] 00:05:14.080 --> 00:05:16.749 line:79% position:10% size:58% align:start [ CROWD MURMURING ] [ TRASH CANS RUMBLING ] 00:05:16.816 --> 00:05:19.452 line:79% position:10% size:63% align:start [ CROWD GRUMBLING ] >> I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE. 00:05:19.519 --> 00:05:21.354 line:79% position:28% size:78% align:start [ CREAK! ] [ STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! ] 00:05:21.421 --> 00:05:23.056 line:79% position:28% size:78% align:start [ CREAK! ] [ STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! ] 00:05:23.122 --> 00:05:24.691 line:79% position:28% size:78% align:start [ CREAK! ] [ STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! ] 00:05:24.757 --> 00:05:26.292 line:79% position:28% size:78% align:start [ CREAK! ] [ STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! ] 00:05:26.359 --> 00:05:27.660 line:79% position:10% size:43% align:start [ KACHING! ] [ SMACK! SMACK! ] 00:05:27.727 --> 00:05:29.028 line:79% position:10% size:43% align:start [ KACHING! ] [ SMACK! SMACK! ] 00:05:29.095 --> 00:05:30.830 line:79% position:10% size:60% align:start [ STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! ] [ SMACK! SMACK! ] 00:05:30.897 --> 00:05:32.765 line:79% position:10% size:60% align:start [ STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! ] [ CLANGING CONTINUES ] 00:05:32.832 --> 00:05:34.500 line:79% position:10% size:60% align:start [ STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! ] [ SMACK! SMACK! ] 00:05:34.567 --> 00:05:36.269 line:79% position:10% size:60% align:start [ STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! ] [ SMACK! SMACK! ] 00:05:36.335 --> 00:05:38.971 line:79% position:40% size:60% [ STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! ] [ CLANGING INTENSIFIES ] 00:05:39.038 --> 00:05:45.578 line:79% position:10% size:45% align:start >> ♪ OH! HOO-AH! ♪ ♪ OH! HOO-AH! ♪ 00:05:45.645 --> 00:05:47.380 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. 00:05:47.447 --> 00:05:49.082 line:79% position:23% size:25% [ CLICK! ] [ BANG! ] 00:05:49.148 --> 00:05:50.717 line:79% position:23% size:25% [ CLICK! ] [ BANG! ] 00:05:50.783 --> 00:05:52.251 line:79% position:10% size:43% align:start [ CLICK! CLICK! ] [ BANG! BANG! ] 00:05:52.318 --> 00:05:54.020 line:79% position:33% size:43% [ CLICK! CLICK! ] >> MAKE IT STOP. 00:05:54.087 --> 00:05:55.922 line:79% position:10% size:58% align:start [ CLICK! CLICK! BANG! ] >> MAKE IT STOP. 00:05:55.988 --> 00:05:57.824 line:79% position:10% size:58% align:start [ CLICK! CLICK! BANG! ] >> MAKE IT STOP. 00:05:57.890 --> 00:05:59.625 line:79% position:10% size:53% align:start [ BANG! BANG! BANG! ] [ SLICE! ] 00:05:59.692 --> 00:06:01.394 line:79% position:10% size:53% align:start [ BANG! BANG! BANG! ] [ SLICE! ] 00:06:01.461 --> 00:06:04.497 line:79% position:10% size:60% align:start [ BANG! BANG! BANG! ] [ CLANGING INTENSIFIES ] 00:06:04.564 --> 00:06:05.565 line:85% position:18% size:15% >> HO! 00:06:15.575 --> 00:06:21.714 line:79% position:10% size:30% align:start >> [ SIGHS ] [ BANG! ] 00:06:21.781 --> 00:06:24.050 line:79% position:10% size:60% align:start [ DING! ] >> A SKYDIVING PROPOSAL? 00:06:24.117 --> 00:06:25.852 line:85% position:50% size:78% BABY, OF COURSE I'LL MARRY YOU! 00:06:25.918 --> 00:06:27.987 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start I WISH MY PARENTS COULD SEE THIS! 00:06:28.054 --> 00:06:31.791 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start >> THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD TURN AROUND. 00:06:31.858 --> 00:06:33.292 line:85% position:25% size:30% >> MOM, DAD! 00:06:33.359 --> 00:06:34.994 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> CONGRATULATIONS, HONEY! 00:06:35.061 --> 00:06:37.530 line:79% position:25% size:80% align:start >> NOW, YOU TREAT HER RIGHT, YOU HEAR? 00:06:37.597 --> 00:06:39.232 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> THIS CALLS FOR A TOAST. 00:06:39.298 --> 00:06:40.299 line:85% position:30% size:38% BUBBLY, ANYONE? 00:06:40.366 --> 00:06:41.300 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> CHAMPAGNE? 00:06:41.367 --> 00:06:42.602 line:85% position:35% size:48% >> WHAT A SURPRISE. 00:06:42.668 --> 00:06:43.469 line:85% position:25% size:28% >> AMAZING! 00:06:43.536 --> 00:06:48.374 line:79% position:10% size:45% align:start [ DOORBELL RINGS ] >> WHO IS THAT? 00:06:48.441 --> 00:06:51.077 line:79% position:10% size:43% align:start >> [ GRUNTS ] >> [ GASPS ] TED! 00:06:51.144 --> 00:06:53.079 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> HOW COULD YOU DO IT, CINDY? 00:06:53.146 --> 00:06:55.014 line:85% position:48% size:75% HOW COULD YOU SAY YES TO HIM?! 00:06:55.081 --> 00:06:57.483 line:79% position:10% size:50% align:start [ GUN COCKS ] >> PUT THE GUN DOWN! 00:06:57.550 --> 00:06:59.018 line:85% position:38% size:55% >> YOU'RE MINE, CINDY! 00:06:59.085 --> 00:07:01.888 line:79% position:10% size:48% align:start [ GRUNTS ] YOU CAN'T HAVE HER! 00:07:01.954 --> 00:07:03.055 line:85% position:25% size:28% SHE'S MINE! 00:07:03.122 --> 00:07:04.323 line:85% position:25% size:30% GOD DAMN IT! 00:07:04.390 --> 00:07:07.860 line:85% position:20% size:20% TAKE IT! 00:07:07.927 --> 00:07:10.029 line:85% position:28% size:33% DON'T! DON'T! 00:07:10.096 --> 00:07:15.334 line:79% position:28% size:35% [ SCREAMING ] >> [ SOBBING ] 00:07:15.401 --> 00:07:15.935 line:85% position:15% size:8% NO! 00:07:16.002 --> 00:07:17.503 line:85% position:30% size:40% >> OH, SHH, SHH! 00:07:17.570 --> 00:07:18.638 line:85% position:23% size:25% IT'S OKAY. 00:07:18.704 --> 00:07:20.339 line:85% position:33% size:45% IT'S ALL OVER NOW. 00:07:20.406 --> 00:07:24.143 line:85% position:33% size:45% IT'S ALL OVER NOW. 00:07:24.210 --> 00:07:31.284 line:79% position:40% size:60% [ SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! ] [ SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! ] 00:07:31.350 --> 00:07:34.120 line:79% position:10% size:65% align:start >> ♪ BUILD, BUILD, BUILD ♪ ♪ WORK, WORK, WORK ♪ 00:07:34.187 --> 00:07:35.688 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start ♪ WITHOUT THE WORK, WE'D GO BERSERK ♪ 00:07:35.755 --> 00:07:37.590 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start >> GOOD AFTERNOON, MY DOOZER BRETHREN. 00:07:37.657 --> 00:07:38.925 line:85% position:45% size:70% EVERYONE WORKING HARD TODAY? 00:07:38.991 --> 00:07:40.126 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT. 00:07:40.193 --> 00:07:41.260 line:85% position:35% size:48% >> WE LOVE TO WORK. 00:07:41.327 --> 00:07:43.696 line:79% position:45% size:70% >> YOU ARE PREACHING TO THE MOTHER-F'ing CHOIR THERE, MY 00:07:43.763 --> 00:07:44.230 line:85% position:20% size:20% FRIENDS. 00:07:44.297 --> 00:07:44.997 line:85% position:28% size:35% HOW ABOUT YOU? 00:07:45.064 --> 00:07:47.900 line:85% position:33% size:43% YOU LIKE TO WORK? 00:07:47.967 --> 00:07:49.769 line:85% position:23% size:23% >> Y-YES. 00:07:49.836 --> 00:07:50.937 line:85% position:25% size:30% >> OH, YEAH? 00:07:51.003 --> 00:07:52.972 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start WHAT DO YOU LIKE MORE, PUTTING SCAFFOLDING UP OR TAKING IT 00:07:53.039 --> 00:07:55.107 line:85% position:18% size:13% DOWN? 00:07:55.174 --> 00:07:57.176 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> ME LOVE THE FRAGGLE ROCK. 00:07:57.243 --> 00:07:58.344 line:85% position:28% size:35% >> YEAH, YEAH. 00:07:58.411 --> 00:08:00.546 line:85% position:48% size:75% ME LOVE THE FRAGGLE ROCK, TOO. 00:08:00.613 --> 00:08:07.353 line:85% position:50% size:78% LET ME SEE YOUR WORK VISA, SON. 00:08:07.420 --> 00:08:10.256 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> ME LOVE THE FRAGGLE ROCK? 00:08:10.323 --> 00:08:11.858 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, OKAY. 00:08:11.924 --> 00:08:13.259 line:85% position:43% size:63% GET THIS GUY OUT OF HERE. 00:08:13.326 --> 00:08:15.862 line:79% position:25% size:80% align:start >> M-ME LOVE -- >> THAT IS A ONE-WAY TICKET BACK 00:08:15.928 --> 00:08:17.163 line:85% position:40% size:58% ACROSS THE BORDER, SON. 00:08:17.230 --> 00:08:18.965 line:85% position:38% size:55% SHUT IT DOWN, DOOZERS! 00:08:19.031 --> 00:08:21.133 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> I THINK WE ALMOST WON TODAY. 00:08:21.200 --> 00:08:22.168 line:85% position:25% size:30% GOOD EFFORT. 00:08:22.235 --> 00:08:23.502 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> OH, SHUT UP, BEAST MAN! 00:08:23.569 --> 00:08:26.806 line:79% position:50% size:78% HE-MAN PUT HIS HEEL RIGHT IN MY BALLS, DID A [BLEEP] PIROUETTE! 00:08:26.873 --> 00:08:28.074 line:85% position:50% size:80% I CAN STILL FEEL THEM UNWINDING. 00:08:28.140 --> 00:08:29.075 line:85% position:18% size:15% WHAT?! 00:08:31.077 --> 00:08:33.145 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start >> WELL, I'M SORRY, CHOPPERS, BUT YOUR ADJUSTABLE-RATE 00:08:33.212 --> 00:08:34.313 line:85% position:33% size:45% MORTGAGE CAME DUE. 00:08:34.380 --> 00:08:37.483 line:79% position:25% size:80% align:start >> BUT -- BUT -- BUT THIS BALLOON PAYMENT IS ASTRONOMICAL! 00:08:37.550 --> 00:08:40.119 line:79% position:28% size:78% align:start YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT I WAS -- >> IT'S CALLED "FINE PRINT," 00:08:40.186 --> 00:08:41.187 line:85% position:23% size:23% CHUCKLES. 00:08:41.254 --> 00:08:42.622 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start MAYBE YOU NEED SOME EYEBALLS INSTEAD OF THOSE EYE... 00:08:42.688 --> 00:08:43.256 line:85% position:18% size:15% HOLES. 00:08:43.322 --> 00:08:44.924 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> OH, I'LL GET THE MONEY... 00:08:44.991 --> 00:08:48.928 line:79% position:28% size:80% align:start WHEN I CRUSH HE-MAN ONCE -- >> BUD, LIE TO ME, BUT DON'T LIE 00:08:48.995 --> 00:08:50.062 line:85% position:25% size:30% TO YOURSELF. 00:08:50.129 --> 00:08:52.598 line:79% position:23% size:80% align:start YOU REALLY GONNA CRUSH HE-MAN BY THE 15th OF THIS MONTH? 00:08:52.665 --> 00:08:53.766 line:85% position:28% size:35% >> EEEEAAAAAH! 00:08:53.833 --> 00:08:54.700 line:85% position:20% size:18% WELL... 00:08:54.767 --> 00:08:57.570 line:79% position:28% size:80% align:start >> THAT PROPERTY'S, WHAT, 12,000 SQUARE FEET? 00:08:57.637 --> 00:08:59.105 line:85% position:33% size:45% DUPLEX THAT BITCH. 00:08:59.171 --> 00:09:02.808 line:79% position:25% size:80% align:start >> OKAY, WELL, RENT'S DUE ON THE FIRST OF THE MONTH, AND I WILL 00:09:02.875 --> 00:09:05.044 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start HOLD YOUR SECURITY DEPOSIT IN ESCROW -- 00:09:05.111 --> 00:09:08.314 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start >> DUDE, I'VE NEVER GOT A SECURITY DEPOSIT BACK IN MY 00:09:08.381 --> 00:09:08.848 line:85% position:18% size:13% LIFE. 00:09:08.915 --> 00:09:09.649 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> WHAT? 00:09:09.715 --> 00:09:10.449 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> BROS! 00:09:10.516 --> 00:09:12.785 line:79% position:10% size:43% align:start OUR LANDLORD IS JACK SKELLINGTON! 00:09:12.852 --> 00:09:14.854 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> All: WHOO! 00:09:14.921 --> 00:09:19.325 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start [ THUDDING, ROCK MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE ] 00:09:19.392 --> 00:09:24.497 line:79% position:23% size:25% [ CRASH! ] [ CRASH! ] 00:09:24.563 --> 00:09:26.165 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> OH, DAMN IT! 00:09:26.232 --> 00:09:29.168 line:85% position:35% size:50% WHAT THE -- PANTHOR! 00:09:29.235 --> 00:09:32.672 line:79% position:10% size:65% align:start [ CHEERING ] >> TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! 00:09:32.738 --> 00:09:40.713 line:79% position:35% size:48% [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] >> HEY! DOUCHE BAG! 00:09:40.780 --> 00:09:42.548 line:85% position:35% size:50% TURN THIS CRAP DOWN! 00:09:42.615 --> 00:09:45.117 line:79% position:25% size:80% align:start >> HOW DO YOU HEAR MUSIC WITH NO EARS? 00:09:45.184 --> 00:09:47.687 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> MAGIC, ASSHOLE. 00:09:47.753 --> 00:09:49.989 line:85% position:40% size:60% IS THAT MY HAVOC STAFF?! 00:09:50.056 --> 00:09:53.225 line:85% position:45% size:70% THIS IS A MYSTICAL ARTIFACT! 00:09:53.292 --> 00:09:57.163 line:79% position:10% size:43% align:start YOU CAN'T JUST -- >> UHHHHH!! 00:09:57.229 --> 00:10:00.733 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> RIGHT...INTO...MY...EYEHOLES. 00:10:00.800 --> 00:10:01.834 line:85% position:35% size:48% >> AH, SKELLINGTON! 00:10:01.901 --> 00:10:04.570 line:85% position:48% size:73% YOU ARE ALWAYS GRINNING, MAN! 00:10:04.637 --> 00:10:06.806 line:85% position:35% size:50% >> I'M NOT GRINNING! 00:10:06.872 --> 00:10:08.574 line:85% position:25% size:30% I'M FURIOUS! 00:10:08.641 --> 00:10:11.077 line:85% position:35% size:48% ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS! 00:10:11.143 --> 00:10:12.078 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> NAW-HAW-HAW! 00:10:12.144 --> 00:10:13.546 line:85% position:33% size:45% YOU GRINNIN', MAN. 00:10:13.612 --> 00:10:14.613 line:85% position:33% size:45% YOU HERE TO PARTY! 00:10:14.680 --> 00:10:16.649 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> NO! I'M HERE TO... 00:10:16.716 --> 00:10:21.754 line:79% position:50% size:78% TELL YOU...THERE'S A RIVAL FRAT THAT'S TOTALLY TALKING CRAP ALL 00:10:21.821 --> 00:10:22.755 line:85% position:30% size:38% ABOUT YOU, MAN! 00:10:22.822 --> 00:10:23.522 line:85% position:25% size:30% >> SAY WHAT? 00:10:23.589 --> 00:10:25.057 line:79% position:10% size:50% align:start [ RECORD SCRATCHES ] >> [ GASPS ] 00:10:25.124 --> 00:10:27.994 line:79% position:10% size:35% align:start >> [ BELCHES ] >> NO WAY! 00:10:28.060 --> 00:10:29.128 line:85% position:20% size:18% >> YEP. 00:10:29.195 --> 00:10:31.731 line:79% position:25% size:78% align:start THEY SAY YOU'RE NOT THE NUMBER-ONE FRAT AT ETERNIA TECH 00:10:31.797 --> 00:10:32.698 line:85% position:20% size:20% ANYMORE. 00:10:32.765 --> 00:10:33.866 line:85% position:38% size:55% >> THE HELL WE AREN'T! 00:10:33.933 --> 00:10:35.434 line:85% position:43% size:65% WE'LL SHOW THOSE ASSHOLES! 00:10:35.501 --> 00:10:37.036 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> Together: YEAH! 00:10:37.103 --> 00:10:37.970 line:85% position:18% size:13% WHOO! 00:10:38.037 --> 00:10:44.510 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start [ ALL CHEERING ] >> WHO'S THE NUMBER-ONE FRAT 00:10:44.577 --> 00:10:45.778 line:85% position:28% size:33% NOW, RETARDS? 00:10:45.845 --> 00:10:48.681 line:79% position:10% size:58% align:start [ SPLAT! ] >> WE'LL BE RIGHT DOWN. 00:10:48.748 --> 00:10:53.786 line:79% position:10% size:58% align:start [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] >> AHH. 00:10:53.853 --> 00:10:56.155 line:79% position:25% size:78% align:start >> YOU'RE STILL OVERDUE ON THAT MORTGAGE, SMURFY. 00:10:56.222 --> 00:11:00.226 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start >> OH, I'VE GOT A SOLUTION FOR THAT, TOO. 00:11:00.292 --> 00:11:01.494 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 00:11:01.560 --> 00:11:03.062 line:85% position:35% size:50% >> OH, I DON'T KNOW. 00:11:03.129 --> 00:11:04.897 line:85% position:30% size:40% WHAT AM I DOING? 00:11:04.964 --> 00:11:08.567 line:79% position:48% size:75% >> MR. SKELETOR, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SUGGESTING, BUT... 00:11:08.634 --> 00:11:10.569 line:85% position:30% size:38% close the door. 00:11:10.636 --> 00:11:11.737 line:85% position:30% size:38% NO TEETH, OKAY? 00:11:11.804 --> 00:11:13.739 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> YEAH, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.