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[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
[ DRILLING, SAWING ]

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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!

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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!

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>> NO, NO, NO, NO.

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Y-YOU HAVE TO BREAK THAT UP
FIRST.

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>> WHAT? WHY?

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>> THOSE PLASTIC THINGS KILL
TURTLES.

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>> OH, GOSH. RIGHT. OKAY.

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[ Mockingly ] OH, DON'T KILL THE
TURTLES.

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[ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> GRR!

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[ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> GRR!

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[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
>> [ GAGGING ]

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[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
>> [ GAGGING ]

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>> OUR CEREAL SALES ARE WAY
DOWN.

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WHAT DO WE DO?

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>> I'VE GOT FOUR WORDS FOR
YOU -- SUGAR INTERNET VIRAL

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VIDEO -- AND SOME PUNCTUATION --
EXCLAMATION POINT!

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[ PIANO PLAYING ]
>> ♪ OHHHHHH ♪

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♪ CHOCOLATE GRAIN ♪
♪ BITS OF CORN, MARSHMALLOWS,

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OTHER STUFF ♪
♪ CHOCOLATE GRAIN ♪

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♪ FIVE TIMES MORE SUGAR THAN
CHOCO-PUFFS ♪

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♪ CHOCOLATE GRAIN ♪
♪ TELL YOUR PARENTS IT'S WHAT

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THEY SHOULD BUY ♪
♪ CHOCOLATE GRAIN ♪

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♪ SO MUCH SUGAR, YOU'LL GET
CRAZY HIGH ♪

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♪ CHOCOLATE GRAIN ♪
♪ IF YOU HAVE DIABETES, STAY

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AWAY ♪
♪ CHOCOLATE GRAIN ♪

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♪ THAT'S SOMETHING THAT OUR
LAWYERS MADE US SAY ♪

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♪ CHOCOLATE GRAIN ♪
♪ THE AMOUNT OF SUGAR WILL DRIVE

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YOU INSANE ♪
♪ CHOCOLATE GRAIN ♪

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♪ 100% SUGAR, ZERO GRAIN ♪
>> SALES FOR COCOA VAMPIRE ARE

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THROUGH THE ROOF!

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WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?

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>> WELL, FOR FRUIT MONSTER, HOW
ABOUT A VIDEO CALLED

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"TWO BERRIES, ONE CUP"?

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I PUT TOGETHER A ROUGH DEMO.

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ROLL IT!

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>> [ LAUGHTER ]
[ SQUISHING ]

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>> [ GAGS ]
>> [ VOMITING ]

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>> THERE YOU GO.

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>> SIR, THIS ISN'T A SPERM BANK.

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IT'S A BLOOD BANK.

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>> THEN HOW DID YOU EXPECT ME TO
FILL THE CUP?

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>> I FOLLOWED YOU TO THIS
HOT-CHOCOLATE FACTORY, TWO-FACE.

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AND THIS TIME, I'M BRINGING YOU
DOWN.

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>> NOT SO FAST, BATMAN.

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YOUR FATE LIES IN A FLIP OF THIS
COIN.

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HEADS, YOU LIVE.

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TAILS, YOU DIE.

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OH, DEATH.

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[ SIZZLE ]
>> AAH!

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>> I'M SORRY, HARVEY.

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>> DON'T CALL ME HARVEY.

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CALL ME BY MY NEW NAME.

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THREE-FACE!

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THIS IS MY THREE-SIDED DIE.

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ONE, YOU LIVE.

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TWO, YOU DIE.

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THREE, WE DRINK HOT CHOCOLATE
TOGETHER.

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AHA.

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LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA
THREE-SIDED DIE!

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WATCH OUT FOR THAT BLEACH!

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THREE-FACE, I'M REALLY SORRY
ABOUT THE HOSPITAL.

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>> CALL ME BY MY REAL NAME --
FOUR-FACE!

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I'M HOLDING FOUR STRAWS IN MY
HAND.

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IF YOU CHOOSE THE SHORTEST ONE,
YOU DIE.

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IF YOU CHOOSE THE LONGEST ONE,
YOU LIVE.

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THE OTHER TWO WILL DETERMINE
WHETHER OR NOT I THROW BLEACH ON

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YOUR COSTUME OR WE DRINK HOT
CHOCOLATE TOGETHER.

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>> ALL RIGHT, FOUR-FACE.

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I'LL PLAY YOUR GAME.

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>> [ SLURPING ]
OH. OOH.

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THIS IS REALLY GOOD HOT
CHOCOLATE.

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>> [ SIGHS ]
THE SOUP'S NOT BAD, EITHER.

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>> OH, YEAH? CAN I TRY SOME?

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>> WAIT, HARVEY, NO!

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[ SIZZLES ]
>> AAH!

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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING ]

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> 20 YEARS OF SERVICE.

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>> SINCE YOU'RE A CHEF AND
BLACK, WE GOT YOU THIS CHOCOLATE

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STATUE.

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>> THE BEST GIFT OF ALL IS YOUR
SMILING FACES.

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BUT THANKS FOR THE GIFT THAT'S
MILDLY RACIST.

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[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SIGHS ]

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WHAT'S GOING ON?

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>> I THINK YOUR STUPID DOG ATE
ROADBLOCK'S STATUE.

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>> [ LAUGHS ]
DOGS CAN'T EAT CHOCOLATE.

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>> [ FARTS ]
[ WHIMPERS ]

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>> OH, NO.

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>> NEITHER DEATH NOR LIFE NOR
ANGELS NOR POWERS NOR HEIGHT NOR

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COBRA NOR ANYTHING ELSE IN ALL
CREATION WILL BE ABLE TO

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SEPARATE US FROM THE LOVE OF GOD
IN CHRIST JESUS, OUR LORD.

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>> All: YO, JOE.

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>> OH, THANK YOU, DUKE.

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[ Crying ] THAT WAS REAL --
REAL -- REAL PRETTY.

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>> COME ON, MUTT!

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LET'S GET JUNKYARD'S ASHES
SPREAD.

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WHAT DO YOU SAY?

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>> YEAH.

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YEAH, J-JUNKYARD ALWAYS LOVED
RUNNING ON THE BEACH.

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[ SOBS ]
JUNKYARD!

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>> OH!

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>> OH, SORRY, BOSS!

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I THOUGHT THAT'D GO WAY
DIFFERENT!

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>> WELL, ANYWAY, IT'S NOW WITH
GREAT PRIDE THAT WE ADD

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JUNKYARD'S NAME TO G.I. JOE'S
WALL OF FALLEN HEROES.

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[ WIND WHISTLING ]
[ Laughing ] WOW!

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HOO!

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ONLY ONE NAME?

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HEY, DIDN'T LIFT-TICKET GET SHOT
DOWN LAST YEAR?

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>> I PARACHUTED TO SAFETY!

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>> OH, RIGHT. RIGHT.

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DARN.

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I SWEAR SOMEONE GOT SHOT BY A
LASER, THOUGH.

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DIDN'T ANYBODY GET SHOT BY A
LASER?!

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ANYBODY?!

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SHOT?

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HUH.

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WELL, I BET COBRA'S WALL'S
FREAKIN' FULL OF NAMES!

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AM I RIGHT, JOES?!

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>> All: YO, JOE!

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>> HMM.

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MM-HMM.

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[ SIGHS ]
AH, WE NEED MORE NAMES!

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YOU! WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!

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>> WILSON, SIR!

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>> AND THERE'S ONE FOR THE WALL.

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>> DON'T WORRY.

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I-I'M OKAY!

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I'M JUST A LITTLE --
>> POW!

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[ CHUCKLES ]
>> JETSON!

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DID YOU FINISH THAT REPORT?

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>> RIGHT HERE IN MY BRIEFCASE,
MR. SPACELY.

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[ PEOPLE SCREAMING ]
>> JETSON!

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>> WHO WANTS A RIBBED POODLE?

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>> YOU SAW THEM IN "SISTERHOOD
OF THE TRAVELING PANTS" AND

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"SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING
PANTS 2."

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NOW IN A BREAKOUT ROLE, THE
TRAVELING PANTS STAR IN

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"ZIP IT UP!"
HE'S A CITY COP, AND HIS NEW

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PARTNER, BRUCE WILLIS, DOESN'T
LIKE PANTS.

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>> A PAIR OF PANTS KILLED MY
UNCLE.

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>> AND THEY'VE GOT TO TAKE DOWN
A SWEATSHOP SYNDICATE TOGETHER.

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[ WOMEN GASPING ]
>> YAH!

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>> AAH!

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[ GUNSHOTS ]
>> AND IN THE END --

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[ GUNSHOTS ]
>> HEY.

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[ GUNSHOT ]
>> AND IN THE END, THEY'LL MAKE

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A PERFECT PAIR.

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>> IT'S A GOOD FIT.

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>> GET READY TO TRAVEL ON THE
JOURNEY OF A LIFETIME, AND BE

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SURE TO COME IN YOUR PANTS.

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>> [ SNEEZES ]
>> GOD BLESS YOU.

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>> AAH! DARN IT!

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>> OUR "DARK CRYSTAL" SEQUEL IS
DOOMED!

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>> WELL, IT'S BEEN IN
DEVELOPMENT HELL FOR YEARS.

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NOW THEATERS DON'T EVEN WANT IT.

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>> WE NEED A BRAND-NEW TAKE,
SOMETHING THAT REALLY TRICKS

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KIDS INTO THINKING THEY WANT TO
SEE A MOVIE ABOUT PUPPETS.

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>> YO, WHAT'S UP, EVERYBODY!

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THIS IS LIL' JEN, A.K.A.

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M.C. GELFLING!

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I'M ABOUT TO TAKE YOU ON A
LITTLE JOURNEY.

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RAISE UP YOUR GLASSES, Y'ALL,
AND GET READY FOR THE STORY OF

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THE DARK CRISTAL.

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♪ [ Rapping ] ONCE UPON A TIME
IN THE DISTANT LAND OF THRA ♪

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♪ THERE WAS A HUGE-ASS,
SUPERSIZED BOTTLE OF CRISTAL ♪

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♪ LIVING UNDER THREE SUNS, ALL
THE PEEPS WERE HAVING FUN ♪

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♪ THEY WERE CLINKIN' AND
DRINKIN', CRISTAL FOR EVERYONE ♪

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♪ BUT THEN THERE WAS A
DRIVE-BY ♪

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♪ OH, SNAP, HIT THE DECK ♪
♪ IT WAS AN SKEKSIS IN A LEXUS

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WITH A TEK, BOTTLE GOT WRECKED ♪
♪ IT SPLIT TWO DIFFERENT RACES

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TO TWO DIFFERENT PLACES ♪
♪ THE SKEKSIS HEADED WEST WITH

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THEIR CREEPY DEAD-BIRD FACES ♪
[ VULTURE CRIES ]

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♪ THE urRu WAITED ON THE EAST
COAST FOR ALL THE HELP TO COME ♪

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♪ THEY WERE A BUNCH OF MYSTICS
WHO LIKE TO SIT AROUND AND ♪

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>> ♪ HUM ♪
[ ALL HUMMING ]

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>> AH, YEAH.

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THAT SOUND GOOD RIGHT THERE.

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♪ IN STEPPED THE PROPHECY ♪
♪ THERE'S NO STOPPING ME ♪

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♪ GELFLING'S GONNA HELP THINGS ♪
♪ PRETTY SOON, WE'LL BE POPPING

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C-R-I-S TO THE T-A-L ♪
♪ FULL THROTTLE, FIX THE BOTTLE

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AND THEN BREAK THAT SPELL ♪
♪ THE WHOLE WORLD IS UGLY ♪

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♪ NO ONE SIPPING ON BUBBLY ♪
♪ WANT TO GET BUSY ♪

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♪ PUT ON THE FIZZY ♪
♪ THE LADIES WON'T LOVE ME ♪

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♪ I GOT TO SAVE THE LAND OF
THRA ♪

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♪ I HEAR A FAR AND DISTANT
CALL ♪

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♪ GONNA WRECK ME SOME SKEKSIS ♪
♪ AND GO GET THAT CRISTAL ♪

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♪ I WENT TO AUGHRA AND GOT THAT
CRACKED-UP SHARD OF CRISTAL ♪

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WHOA!

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♪ THEN I MET KIRA AND FIZZGIG ♪
♪ HE WAS A LITTLE FUZZY BALL ♪

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>> WHAT'S UP, Y'ALL?!

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>> ♪ JUMPED ON A LANDSTRIDER,
ROLLED TO THE CASTLE ♪

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♪ FACED OFF WITH THE SKEKSIS ♪
♪ MAN, THOSE DUDES ARE CRAZY

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ASSHOLES ♪
♪ I PUT THE CRACKED SHARD OF THE

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BOTTLE BACK INTO THE RIGHT
SPOT ♪

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♪ NOW THE EAST AND WEST COAST
GOT BACK TOGETHER, AND THIS

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JOINT IS [BLEEP] HOT ♪
♪ YEAH, THIS PARTY'S A BLAST ♪

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♪ CRISTAL'S FLOWING FAST ♪
♪ I'M THINKING I WANT TO GET UP

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IN KIRA'S ASS ♪
♪ WE'RE ALL HAVING A BALL ♪

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♪ THERE WON'T BE NO LAST CALL ♪
♪ WEST AND EAST

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SQUASHED THE BEEF ♪
♪ THEY'RE ALL DRINKING CRISTAL ♪

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♪ BUT PEOPLE STILL COMING, AND
THE MYSTICS STILL HUMMING ♪

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♪ THEY GO ♪
[ ALL HUMMING ]

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[ CHUCKLES ]
>> ♪ THAT'S THE END OF THE DARK

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CRISTAL ♪
>> HOs!

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>> WELL, WE FAILED YOU, JIM.

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[ BOTH GULP ]
[ BOTH GAGGING ]

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>> SWEET RELIEF!

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>> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪

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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪

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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪

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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪

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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪

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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪

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BA-GAWK! BAWK.

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>> YEAH! CHOCOLATE TASTES GREAT!

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>> SPARKY WANTS SOME, TOO!

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>> NO!

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CHOCOLATE CONTAINS THEOBROMINE,
WHICH IS TOXIC TO DOGS!

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>> BUT SPARKY SEEMS FINE.

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HE WANTS SOME MORE.

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>> WELL, THIS ISN'T CHOCOLATE.

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THIS IS CAROB.

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[ BOTH GASP ]
>> HUH?!

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>> YOUR DOG'S FINE, BUT YOUR MOM
IS A FILTHY HIPPIE.

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>> NOW WE KNOW!

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>> WHATEVER.

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>> ♪ G.I. JOE ♪