1 00:00:04,971 --> 00:00:15,982 [ THUNDER CRASHING ] [ DRILLING, SAWING ] 2 00:00:16,049 --> 00:00:26,025 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> IT'S ALIVE! 3 00:00:26,092 --> 00:00:38,271 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> IT'S ALIVE! 4 00:00:38,338 --> 00:00:39,372 >> WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK! 5 00:00:39,439 --> 00:00:41,808 I THINK YOU GAVE ME THE WRONG UMBRELLA, WAK WAK WAK. 6 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:42,675 >> AAAAH! 7 00:00:42,742 --> 00:00:45,478 MY UMBRELLA'S TAKING ME UP INTO THE SKY! 8 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:46,980 THIS IS NOT MY UMBRELLA! 9 00:00:47,046 --> 00:00:48,548 AAAAAH! 10 00:00:48,615 --> 00:00:50,183 >> MARION, DON'T LOOK AT IT! 11 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:52,919 NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED! 12 00:00:52,986 --> 00:00:57,056 >> [ MOANING ] >> BOOGA! BOOGA! BOOOOO! 13 00:00:57,123 --> 00:00:59,159 >> OPEN YOUR EYES! 14 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:00,827 LOOK AT US! 15 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,195 >> DON'T DO IT, MARION! 16 00:01:02,262 --> 00:01:03,430 DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES! 17 00:01:03,496 --> 00:01:05,165 >> YOU'RE NOT TICKLISH, ARE YOU? 18 00:01:05,230 --> 00:01:07,233 >> [ LAUGHING ] S-STOP! 19 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:10,103 >> OPEN YOUR EYES, AND I'LL STOP! 20 00:01:10,170 --> 00:01:12,205 >> NO, I WON'T OPEN MY EYES! 21 00:01:12,272 --> 00:01:17,377 [ LAUGHING ] >> OOH, I'VE GOT YOUR NOSE! 22 00:01:17,444 --> 00:01:18,611 >> GIVE IT BACK! 23 00:01:18,678 --> 00:01:21,114 >> YOU'LL HAVE TO OPEN YOUR EYES! 24 00:01:21,181 --> 00:01:22,182 >> DON'T, MARION! 25 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:23,483 DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES! 26 00:01:23,550 --> 00:01:25,185 >> BUT HE'S GOT MY NOSE, INDY! 27 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:26,619 >> DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES! 28 00:01:26,686 --> 00:01:27,987 IT'S NOT YOUR REAL NOSE! 29 00:01:28,054 --> 00:01:32,258 >> LOOKS LIKE THEY AREN'T GONNA OPEN THEIR EYES, GUYS! 30 00:01:32,325 --> 00:01:34,794 LET'S JUST LEAVE. 31 00:01:34,860 --> 00:01:39,299 >> OKAY, WE'RE LEAVING! 32 00:01:39,365 --> 00:01:43,036 SEE YOU LATER. 33 00:01:43,102 --> 00:01:46,172 BYE. 34 00:01:46,239 --> 00:01:50,143 WE LEFT. 35 00:01:50,210 --> 00:01:51,678 >> WE KNOW YOU'RE STILL THERE. 36 00:01:51,744 --> 00:01:52,612 >> COME ON, MAN! 37 00:01:52,679 --> 00:01:53,713 JUST OPEN YOUR EYES! 38 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:54,380 >> NO! 39 00:01:54,447 --> 00:01:55,682 MARION, DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES! 40 00:01:55,747 --> 00:01:56,749 >> SCREW THIS, MAN! 41 00:01:56,816 --> 00:01:59,719 I HAVEN'T BEEN OUT OF THAT ARK IN 3,000 YEARS! 42 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:02,322 I'M NOT GONNA WASTE MY TIME WITH THESE SQUARES. 43 00:02:02,388 --> 00:02:03,189 >> HE'S RIGHT. 44 00:02:03,256 --> 00:02:04,190 LET'S JUST GO. 45 00:02:04,257 --> 00:02:08,794 [ THUNDER RUMBLES ] >> WE KNOW YOU'RE STILL OUT 46 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:09,429 THERE! 47 00:02:09,496 --> 00:02:12,665 WE'RE NOT OPENING OUR EYES! 48 00:02:12,732 --> 00:02:15,835 SO, WE'RE -- WE'RE GONNA KEEP THEM CLOSED! 49 00:02:15,902 --> 00:02:18,905 >> TIMMY, DON'T SIT SO CLOSE TO THE TV. 50 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,975 IT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU. 51 00:02:24,143 --> 00:02:26,913 >> ONE DAY IN THE CONCRETE JUNGLE OF NOOL, AN ELEPHANT 52 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,048 NAMED MORTON PLAYED HOOKY FROM SCHOOL. 53 00:02:29,115 --> 00:02:32,185 HE WAS CHILLIN' ON THE STOOP, JUST PEACIN' ON THE BLOCK, WHEN 54 00:02:32,252 --> 00:02:34,420 ONTO HIS TRUNK LANDED A TINY CRACK ROCK. 55 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:35,388 HE THOUGHT... 56 00:02:35,454 --> 00:02:37,824 >> I COULD SELL THIS, MAKE FIVE OR SIX BUCKS. 57 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:40,660 >> BUT THEN HE HEARD A TINY VOICE THAT HOLLERED... 58 00:02:40,727 --> 00:02:41,628 >> WHAT, WHAT?! 59 00:02:41,694 --> 00:02:44,063 >> MORTON LISTENED CLOSELY AND HELD VERY STILL. 60 00:02:44,130 --> 00:02:47,033 HE COULD HEAR TINY VOICES IN THE TOWN OF WHAT-WHAT-VILLE. 61 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:50,168 THEY WERE HAVING A PARTY WITH A DEEJAY IN THE CUT, AND EVERYBODY 62 00:02:50,236 --> 00:02:50,970 WAS YELLING... 63 00:02:51,037 --> 00:02:52,171 >> All: WHAT, WHAT?! 64 00:02:52,238 --> 00:02:53,740 >> MORTON HAD A NEW PURPOSE. 65 00:02:53,805 --> 00:02:56,910 HE FELT A NEW DRIVE -- TO HIDE THE ROCK AND KEEP THE PARTY 66 00:02:56,976 --> 00:02:58,011 ALIVE! 67 00:02:58,077 --> 00:03:00,480 HE WALKED DOWN THE STREET, AND OUT OF THE BLUE, HE CAME 68 00:03:00,547 --> 00:03:02,715 FACE-TO-FACE WITH CRACKHEAD KANGAROO. 69 00:03:02,782 --> 00:03:04,384 SHE WAS SHAKING AND TWITCHING. 70 00:03:04,450 --> 00:03:05,685 HER EYELIDS WERE BLACK. 71 00:03:05,752 --> 00:03:06,452 SHE SAID... 72 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:07,487 >> M-M-M-MORTON! 73 00:03:07,554 --> 00:03:13,259 I-I-I'LL SUCK YOUR C-C-C-[BLEEP] FOR THAT CRACK! 74 00:03:13,326 --> 00:03:16,228 >> WELL, SOMETIMES AN ELEPHANT JUST HAS TO NUT. 75 00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:18,698 SO THAT WAS THE END OF THE WORLD OF... 76 00:03:18,765 --> 00:03:19,933 >> WHAT, WHAT?! 77 00:03:19,999 --> 00:03:23,369 WHAT? WHAT?! 78 00:03:23,436 --> 00:03:25,672 WHAT?!! WHAT?!! 79 00:03:25,738 --> 00:03:29,242 >> YOU SIT HERE TODAY AND ACCUSE MY CLIENT OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT, 80 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:32,378 BUT ISN'T IT TRUE THAT YOUR PAPER JAMS DREW HIM TO YOUR 81 00:03:32,445 --> 00:03:33,379 SENSITIVE PARTS? 82 00:03:33,446 --> 00:03:34,380 LET'S ADMIT IT. 83 00:03:34,447 --> 00:03:36,616 YOU WANTED HIM TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU! 84 00:03:36,683 --> 00:03:40,320 YOU WANTED IT! 85 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:42,922 >> MEGATRON IS DESTROYED. 86 00:03:42,989 --> 00:03:44,891 THE WORLD IS SAFE. 87 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:49,295 JAZZ, MY FRIEND, WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU. 88 00:03:49,362 --> 00:03:51,130 >> WHAT'S THE SITCHES, BITCHES? 89 00:03:51,197 --> 00:03:51,764 >> JAZZ! 90 00:03:51,831 --> 00:03:53,266 WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD! 91 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:54,901 >> TORN IN HALF, THAT'S ALL! 92 00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:56,035 WE'RE ROBOTS, MAN! 93 00:03:56,102 --> 00:03:58,103 JUST SOLDER MY ASS BACK TOGETHER! 94 00:03:58,171 --> 00:03:58,938 YEAH! 95 00:03:59,005 --> 00:04:01,741 >> SADLY, YOU DIED IN GLORIOUS BATTLE. 96 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:02,508 >> NAH. 97 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:04,544 IT'S JUST A MINOR SETBACK. 98 00:04:04,611 --> 00:04:05,178 WAIT! 99 00:04:05,244 --> 00:04:08,615 I CAN STILL TRANSFORM! 100 00:04:08,681 --> 00:04:09,315 HOLD ON! 101 00:04:09,382 --> 00:04:10,183 I'M COMING! 102 00:04:10,249 --> 00:04:11,150 OW! 103 00:04:11,217 --> 00:04:13,152 OH, YOU'RE TOO FAST! 104 00:04:13,219 --> 00:04:13,786 OW! 105 00:04:13,853 --> 00:04:16,789 WAIT FOR ME, FELLAS! 106 00:04:16,856 --> 00:04:18,391 [ GASPS ] OH, NO! 107 00:04:18,457 --> 00:04:20,360 OH, MY GOD, DOES THAT HURT! 108 00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:23,396 OW! 109 00:04:23,463 --> 00:04:24,664 >> HEY, MY EX-GIRLFRIEND. 110 00:04:24,731 --> 00:04:26,899 HOW DO YOU EAT A REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP? 111 00:04:26,966 --> 00:04:30,036 >> [ CLEARS THROAT ] I PRETEND THE PEANUT BUTTER IS 112 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:33,640 YOUR SOUL, AND I SUCK IT OUT, AND THEN I CRUSH THE REMAINING 113 00:04:33,706 --> 00:04:37,777 EMPTY HUSK IN MY CRUEL, COLD FIST. 114 00:04:37,844 --> 00:04:41,347 >> ♪ WE ARE SAILING UNDERWATER-ATER-ATER ♪ 115 00:04:41,414 --> 00:04:43,216 ♪ ALL THE FISHES LOOK DELICIOUS ♪ 116 00:04:43,282 --> 00:04:44,917 ♪ COLORS, DRUGS, RAINBOWS, AND HUGS ♪ 117 00:04:44,984 --> 00:04:45,818 >> WAIT! BE QUIET! 118 00:04:45,885 --> 00:04:47,587 SOMETHING'S SHOWING UP ON THE RADAR! 119 00:04:47,654 --> 00:04:48,888 >> MAYBE IT'S RINGO'S LUNCH. 120 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:49,956 HE ATE A BIG SANDWICH. 121 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:51,457 >> I STILL HAVE SAND IN ME MOUTH. 122 00:04:51,524 --> 00:04:52,659 [ SPITS ] >> Shhhhh! 123 00:04:52,725 --> 00:04:54,560 LOOK! 124 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:56,129 >> SANDWICHES ARE ME BREAD AND BUTTER. 125 00:04:56,195 --> 00:04:56,929 >> GOOD ONE, JOHN. 126 00:04:56,996 --> 00:04:58,064 >> DAMN IT! SHUT THE HELL UP! 127 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:00,700 IT'S A SUBMARINE FROM THE LAND OF THE BLUE MEANIES -- THE 128 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:02,635 DREADED BLUE OCTOBER! 129 00:05:02,702 --> 00:05:04,904 I'M GONNA SEND THEM A PING. 130 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:08,408 [ PING! ] >> WAS THAT...A PING? 131 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:09,442 >> YES, SIR! 132 00:05:09,509 --> 00:05:12,712 >> YOU KNOW WE DON'T SAY "YES" IN MEANIE LAND. 133 00:05:12,779 --> 00:05:13,513 >> OH, SORRY. 134 00:05:13,579 --> 00:05:14,180 NO, SIR. 135 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:15,615 SHOULD I PING THEM BACK, SIR? 136 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:16,315 >> NO. 137 00:05:16,382 --> 00:05:16,983 >> NO? 138 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:19,018 >> NO. 139 00:05:19,085 --> 00:05:21,454 I SAID "NO." 140 00:05:21,521 --> 00:05:22,455 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 141 00:05:22,522 --> 00:05:22,922 >> NO. 142 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:23,890 >> PING THEM BACK. 143 00:05:23,956 --> 00:05:24,624 >> YES, SIR! 144 00:05:24,691 --> 00:05:25,391 I MEAN, NO, SIR. 145 00:05:25,457 --> 00:05:26,693 [ PING! ] >> THEY PINGED US BACK! 146 00:05:26,759 --> 00:05:27,293 >> I KNOW. 147 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:28,227 MY EARS ARE STILL PINGING. 148 00:05:28,294 --> 00:05:29,195 >> HEY, I HAVE AN IDEA. 149 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:30,930 WHAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD? 150 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:31,364 >> ACID. 151 00:05:31,431 --> 00:05:31,998 >> AFTER THAT. 152 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:32,532 >> LOVE. 153 00:05:32,598 --> 00:05:33,666 >> THAT'S RIGHT. 154 00:05:33,733 --> 00:05:35,968 MAYBE THOSE MEANIES IN THE BLUE OCTOBER DON'T WANT TO 155 00:05:36,034 --> 00:05:37,136 DECLARE WAR. 156 00:05:37,203 --> 00:05:39,472 MAYBE THEY WANT TO DECLARE LOVE AND DEFECT TO PEPPERLAND. 157 00:05:39,539 --> 00:05:41,407 >> THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT. 158 00:05:41,474 --> 00:05:42,875 LET'S SING A SONG ABOUT LOVE. 159 00:05:42,942 --> 00:05:47,380 >> ♪ LOVE YOUR LOVE WITH LOVE ♪ >> THEY'RE SINGING. 160 00:05:47,447 --> 00:05:50,750 MAYBE THEY KNOW WE'RE TRYING TO DEFECT TO PEPPERLAND. 161 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:54,220 >> SIR, ANOTHER SUBMARINE FROM MEANIE LAND FOLLOWED US! 162 00:05:54,287 --> 00:05:56,389 >> OPEN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT! 163 00:05:56,456 --> 00:05:57,990 FIRE! 164 00:05:58,057 --> 00:06:00,727 >> ANOTHER SUBMARINE FIRED A GLOVE AT THE BLUE OCTOBER! 165 00:06:00,793 --> 00:06:01,894 >> I KNOW WHAT TO DO. 166 00:06:01,961 --> 00:06:04,230 STEER OUR SUBMARINE STRAIGHT TOWARD THE GLOVE! 167 00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:05,465 >> YOU'RE CRAZY! 168 00:06:05,531 --> 00:06:06,399 WE'LL ALL DIE! 169 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:07,300 >> WHO CARES? 170 00:06:07,366 --> 00:06:08,534 WE'RE JUST CARTOONS. 171 00:06:08,601 --> 00:06:10,069 >> SPOOL FEED AHEAD! 172 00:06:10,136 --> 00:06:12,305 >> SHOULD I ARM THE GLOVE, SIR? 173 00:06:12,371 --> 00:06:15,241 >> YES, YES! 174 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:18,478 NO! 175 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:19,312 >> OOH, LOOK. 176 00:06:19,378 --> 00:06:19,946 A HOLE. 177 00:06:20,012 --> 00:06:22,381 [ ZIP! ] >> WHAT HAPPENED? 178 00:06:22,448 --> 00:06:23,816 WHY DIDN'T IT EXPLODE? 179 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:24,417 PERISCOPE! 180 00:06:24,484 --> 00:06:26,652 [ SQUISH! ] OHHH [BLEEP] 181 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:29,055 [ DING! ] [ ALL CHEER ] 182 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:30,056 >> LOOK AT US! 183 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:31,324 WHIP WHIP HOORAY! 184 00:06:31,390 --> 00:06:32,391 >> HOLE IN ONE, RINGO. 185 00:06:32,457 --> 00:06:33,860 HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WOULD WORK? 186 00:06:33,926 --> 00:06:34,527 >> I DIDN'T. 187 00:06:34,594 --> 00:06:35,194 I'M ON ACID. 188 00:06:35,261 --> 00:06:36,195 >> WAY TO GO, RINGO. 189 00:06:36,262 --> 00:06:38,498 MAYBE NOW YOU CAN SLEEP WITH THE GROUPIES FIRST. 190 00:06:38,564 --> 00:06:39,098 >> REALLY? 191 00:06:39,165 --> 00:06:39,966 >> NO. 192 00:06:40,032 --> 00:06:41,334 >> [ LAUGHS ] >> I'M LAUGHING AT RINGO! 193 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:43,469 >> IT'S ALWAYS FUNNY WHEN IT'S AT YOUR EXPENSE. 194 00:06:43,536 --> 00:06:45,738 >> I'M ON ACID. 195 00:06:45,805 --> 00:06:46,672 >> WHAT THE...? 196 00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:48,975 [ SIGHS ] >> ABRACADABRA! 197 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:50,643 >> OH! 198 00:06:50,710 --> 00:06:51,511 >> PRESTO! 199 00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:52,345 >> OH. 200 00:06:52,411 --> 00:06:55,848 >> [ LAUGHS ] >> OH, I HATE PROCESSING 201 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:57,750 MAGICIANS. 202 00:06:57,817 --> 00:07:00,086 >> MA, DON'T TEACH CHELSEA THAT GIRLY CRAP. 203 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:01,487 THIS ISN'T THE DARK AGES. 204 00:07:01,554 --> 00:07:02,722 HERE. 205 00:07:02,789 --> 00:07:05,358 >> OH, AND A FASHION DOLL WITH BIG WATERMELON BOOBS TEACHES THE 206 00:07:05,424 --> 00:07:06,559 RIGHT LESSONS, HUH? 207 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:08,327 THAT'S -- THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON? 208 00:07:08,394 --> 00:07:11,030 >> BARBIE IS A FREAKING RACE-CAR DRIVER THESE DAYS, MA. 209 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:13,833 SHE BUNGEE-JUMPS AND PARASAILS, AND I THINK THERE'S EVEN A 210 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:15,301 BOMB-DISPOSAL-ROBOT ACCESSORY. 211 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:16,636 >> THANK YOU FOR THE BARBIE. 212 00:07:16,702 --> 00:07:18,504 [ CREAK ] >> GIRLS CAN DO ANYTHING, 213 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:19,372 ESPECIALLY MATH. 214 00:07:19,438 --> 00:07:21,374 LET ME BE ABSOLUTELY CLEAR ABOUT THAT. 215 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:22,508 >> ALL RIGHT, BARBIE! 216 00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:24,377 LET'S HAVE ADVENTURES! 217 00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:29,415 >> [ GASPS ] [ Voice breaking ] THAT'S HER! 218 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:30,283 THAT'S MY LITTLE GIRL! 219 00:07:30,349 --> 00:07:31,584 >> HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? 220 00:07:31,651 --> 00:07:34,954 >> WELL, CHELSEA'S RACE CAR HIT THE WALL AT SPEEDS IN EXCESS OF 221 00:07:35,021 --> 00:07:36,889 200 MILES AN HOUR, SO -- PFFT? 222 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:38,524 >> RACE CAR? 223 00:07:38,591 --> 00:07:40,092 WHERE DID SHE GET A RACE CAR? 224 00:07:40,159 --> 00:07:43,129 >> GIRLS THESE DAYS HAVE ALL SORTS OF ADVENTURES, MA'AM. 225 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:44,530 THIS ISN'T THE DARK AGES. 226 00:07:44,597 --> 00:07:45,865 >> SHE WAS 8 YEARS OLD! 227 00:07:45,932 --> 00:07:48,501 >> AT LEAST SHE DIED DOING WHAT SHE LOVED, MA. 228 00:07:48,568 --> 00:07:51,437 >> [ Crying ] SHE LOVED KNITTING! 229 00:07:51,504 --> 00:07:52,471 >> YES, THAT'S LOVELY. 230 00:07:52,538 --> 00:07:54,440 NOW, IF YOU COULD JUST FILL OUT SOME FORMS. 231 00:07:54,507 --> 00:07:56,642 >> CHELSEA. 232 00:07:56,709 --> 00:07:59,946 THIS IS YOUR FAULT! 233 00:08:00,012 --> 00:08:03,049 WHORE! 234 00:08:03,115 --> 00:08:07,320 [ EVIL LAUGHTER ] >> THIS IS LEX LUTHOR. 235 00:08:07,386 --> 00:08:10,456 ONLY ONE THING ALIVE ON LESS THAN FOUR LEGS CAN HEAR THIS 236 00:08:10,523 --> 00:08:12,592 FREQUENCY, SUPERMAN, AND THAT'S YOU. 237 00:08:12,658 --> 00:08:15,928 IN APPROXIMATELY FIVE MINUTES, A POISONOUS GAS WILL FLOOD THE 238 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:18,698 CITY, ANNIHILATING HALF OF METROPOLIS. 239 00:08:18,764 --> 00:08:22,134 IT SEEMS EXCESSIVE, BUT HOW ELSE WAS I GOING TO MEET YOU, 240 00:08:22,201 --> 00:08:23,169 SUPERMAN? 241 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:26,038 AFTER ALL, YOU'D NEVER ACCEPT AN INVITATION TO TEA. 242 00:08:26,105 --> 00:08:29,675 [ KITTENS MEOWING ] BUT A DISASTER WITH CITIZENS IN 243 00:08:29,742 --> 00:08:35,081 DANGER -- WELL, I JUST KNEW YOU WOULDN'T RESIST THE CHANCE TO 244 00:08:35,147 --> 00:08:36,148 HELP. 245 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:40,686 >> OW! 246 00:08:40,753 --> 00:08:41,120 OW! 247 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:42,087 [ LAUGHS ] OW! 248 00:08:42,154 --> 00:08:43,088 [ MOANS ] OW! 249 00:08:43,155 --> 00:08:44,056 [ MOANS ] OW! 250 00:08:44,123 --> 00:08:45,057 [ MOANS ] OW! 251 00:08:45,124 --> 00:08:46,058 [ MOANS ] OW! 252 00:08:46,125 --> 00:08:47,360 [ MOANS ] OW! 253 00:08:47,426 --> 00:08:50,529 >> FLUBBER BRAND CONDOMS, ON SALE NOW! 254 00:08:50,596 --> 00:08:52,632 [ ALARM BELL RINGING ] >> WHERE'S THAT NEW DRIVER YOU 255 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:53,532 HIRED? 256 00:08:53,599 --> 00:08:56,035 [ TIRES SCREECH ] >> WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 257 00:08:56,102 --> 00:08:57,303 >> I'M THE BEST! 258 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:58,304 >> LET'S GO! 259 00:08:58,371 --> 00:08:59,705 >> THERE'S FOUR OF YOU! 260 00:08:59,772 --> 00:09:00,606 >> WHO CARES? 261 00:09:00,673 --> 00:09:01,774 NOW DRIVE! 262 00:09:01,841 --> 00:09:05,011 >> THE DEAL WAS TRANSPORTATION FOR THREE MEN WHOSE COMBINED 263 00:09:05,077 --> 00:09:06,913 WEIGHT DID NOT EXCEED 250 KILOS! 264 00:09:06,979 --> 00:09:08,614 >> WELL, THIS IS A NEW DEAL! 265 00:09:08,681 --> 00:09:09,382 NOW DRIVE! 266 00:09:09,448 --> 00:09:10,883 >> ONE OF YOU HAS TO GO! 267 00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:12,018 >> ARE YOU NUTS?! 268 00:09:12,084 --> 00:09:14,654 THEY'RE ALMOST HERE! 269 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,789 [ GUN COCKS ] >> THAT'S BETTER! 270 00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:17,623 HEE-HEE! 271 00:09:17,690 --> 00:09:19,025 HERE WE GO! 272 00:09:19,091 --> 00:09:21,193 [ ENGINE REVS ] >> COME ON, MAN! 273 00:09:21,260 --> 00:09:22,595 THEY'RE GAINING ON US! 274 00:09:22,662 --> 00:09:25,131 >> I ALWAYS COME PREPARED! 275 00:09:25,197 --> 00:09:27,333 [ PLOP! PLOP! PLOP! PLOP! ] >> WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 276 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,200 BANANA PEELS? 277 00:09:28,267 --> 00:09:29,101 >> WHOA! 278 00:09:29,168 --> 00:09:31,637 ACTUALLY, THEY ARE SURPRISINGLY EFFECTIVE! 279 00:09:31,704 --> 00:09:33,072 >> WHOO-HOO-HOO! 280 00:09:33,139 --> 00:09:34,240 >> LOOK OUT! 281 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:36,275 [ WHOOSH! ] >> ARE THOSE GREEN TURTLES? 282 00:09:36,342 --> 00:09:38,511 >> WHATEVER THEY ARE, THEY'RE GETTING SHOT! 283 00:09:38,577 --> 00:09:39,145 >> NO! 284 00:09:39,211 --> 00:09:40,813 GREEN TURTLES ARE IN DANGER! 285 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:44,784 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] >> YAHOO! 286 00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:46,218 YAHOO! 287 00:09:46,285 --> 00:09:48,955 >> YOU'RE NOT GONNA TRY TO SMASH THROUGH THAT, ARE YOU? 288 00:09:49,021 --> 00:09:50,890 >> I ALREADY TOLD YOU, I'M THE BEST! 289 00:09:50,957 --> 00:09:52,625 YAHOO! 290 00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:57,296 YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YAHOO! 291 00:10:02,501 --> 00:10:03,269 DON'T WORRY! 292 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:06,172 THEY WON'T FOLLOW US OUT HERE! 293 00:10:06,238 --> 00:10:08,140 [ SIRENS WAIL ] >> I THOUGHT YOU SAID THEY 294 00:10:08,207 --> 00:10:09,175 WOULDN'T FOLLOW US! 295 00:10:09,241 --> 00:10:11,444 >> ONCE WE'RE ACROSS THAT BRIDGE, WE'RE HOME FREE! 296 00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:12,845 >> HE'S GAINING ON US! 297 00:10:12,912 --> 00:10:13,779 DO SOMETHING! 298 00:10:13,846 --> 00:10:15,181 >> WE'RE ALMOST THERE! 299 00:10:15,247 --> 00:10:16,649 >> HE'S GONNA CATCH US! 300 00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:18,517 USE ONE OF THE THINGS! 301 00:10:18,584 --> 00:10:20,219 >> NO! NOT THAT ONE! 302 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:24,323 THE BLUE TURTLE SHELL ALWAYS SEEKS OUT... 303 00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:26,726 THE LEAD CAR. 304 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:31,630 AAAAAAAAAH! 305 00:10:31,697 --> 00:10:34,165 >> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 306 00:10:34,233 --> 00:10:36,302 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 307 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:38,437 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 308 00:10:38,504 --> 00:10:40,606 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 309 00:10:40,673 --> 00:10:42,742 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 310 00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:44,944 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 311 00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:47,013 BA-GAWK! BAWK.