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[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
[ DRILLING, SAWING ]

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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!

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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!

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>> OH, NO, GOT AN EYELASH!

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UGH!

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OH, MAN, IT'S IN MY EYE!

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UGH!

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OH, IT HURTS LIKE HELL!

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I CAN'T GET IT -- UH-OH.

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YEAH, THAT'S STUCK IN THERE.

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[ SIREN WAILING ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]

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>> OH, I'M SORRY, OFFICER.

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DID I DO SOMETHING WRO--
[ SCREAMS ]

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>> [ ROARS ]
[ WOMEN SCREAMING ]

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[ WHOOSH ]
[ DING ]

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>> WAY TO GO, CHAMP!

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THAT WAS A GREAT SHOT!

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[ WHOOSH ]
[ DING ]

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>> COME ON, SON!

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ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?!

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YOU GOT TO GET YOUR HEAD IN THE
GAME!

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[ ACOUSTIC GUITAR PLAYING ]
[ HORSE WHINNYING ]

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>> ♪ JUST SOME NOBLE DUKES ♪
♪ NEVER MEAN TO OFFEND ♪

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♪ JUST SCREWING WITH THE KING
AND DOIN' IMPROPER THINGS ♪

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♪ NEAR THE CENTURY'S END ♪
♪ DRAININ' THE WELL ♪

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♪ UNTYING THE LOOP ♪
♪ WANNA MARRY COUSIN FRAN, AND

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IN THIS ERA THEY CAN ♪
♪ SO IT AIN'T NO BIG WHOOP ♪

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♪ NOT MUCH MORE TO SAY ♪
♪ AFTER WHO, WHEN, AND HOW ♪

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♪ IN FACT, THIS SONG BEGINS TO
REPEAT ITSELF RIGHT ABOUT NOW ♪

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♪ JUST SOME NOBLE DUKES ♪
♪ WHY THEY DO THIS IS VAGUE ♪

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♪ BUT LET THEM HAVE THEIR FUN,
'CAUSE IN NO TIME THEY'LL BE

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DEAD FROM THE PLAGUE ♪
>> A-WHOOPIE!

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[ SPLASH! ]
>> I DON'T KNOW.

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SEEMS LIKE CHEATIN'.

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>> WELL, SHOULD WE THROW IT
BACK?

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>> LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU COME UP
WITH, FELLAS!

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>> THANK YOU, MY LIBERTARIAN
FRIENDS, FOR MAKING US YOUR

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NOMINEES FOR PRESIDENT AND
VICE PRESIDENT OF THE

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UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

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>> 1984 IS THE YEAR OF THE
LIBERTARIAN PARTY!

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WE WILL BE CHAMPIONS!

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>> YES, UNFORTUNATELY, THE ROCK
BAND QUEEN WON'T LET US PLAY

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THEIR HIT "WE ARE THE
CHAMPIONS," BUT ENJOY THIS

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SOUNDALIKE, WHICH WE WILL PLAY
IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

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>> ♪ WE ARE THE VICTORS OF THE
GLOBE ♪

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♪ AND WE'LL CONTINUE DOING
STUFF... ♪

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>> FOUR YEARS AGO, I SAID WE
WOULD BE CHAMPIONS!

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HOW WRONG I WAS.

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RONALD REAGAN SOUNDLY BEAT US.

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>> IN FACT, WE RECEIVED LESS
THAN 1% OF 1% OF THE VOTE.

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>> BUT IT IS 1988, AND THE
COUNTRY NEEDS TO COME TOGETHER

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LIKE A FAMILY!

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>> WE ARE FAMILY!

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WE ARE FAMILY!

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>> DON'T WORRY, SISTER SLEDGE.

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THIS IS NOT YOUR
COPYRIGHT-PROTECTED MUSICAL HIT

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"WE ARE FAMILY."

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IT'S SOMETHING BETTER.

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>> ♪ WE ARE A CLOSE-KNIT GROUP ♪
♪ COWORKERS AND ACQUAINTANCES ♪

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>> FOUR YEARS AGO, WE ASKED
AMERICA TO JOIN OUR FAMILY.

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AMERICA SAID NO.

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>> SO WE DECIDED TO MAKE LOVING
FAMILIES OF OUR OWN.

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WHO ELSE WANTS TO GET ON BOARD
THE LOVE TRAIN?!

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>> SADLY, THE O'JAYS WON'T LET
US USE THEIR HIT SONG

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"LOVE TRAIN."

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>> EVEN THOUGH IT EXPRESSES
EVERY POLITICAL IDEAL WE STAND

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FOR.

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>> NEXT STOP, THE WHITE HOUSE!

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>> TOOT TOOT!

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ALL ABOARD!

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>> ♪ CITIZENS OF THE EARTH ♪
>> ♪ COME ON ♪

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>> ♪ RIDE THE FRIEND CHOO-CHOO ♪
>> ♪ RIDE ♪

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>> ♪ RIDE THE FRIEND CHOO-CHOO ♪
>> ♪ YEAH ♪

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>> ♪ RIDE THE FRIEND CHOO-CHOO ♪
>> WELL, SADLY, NOT A SINGLE

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VOTER CHOSE TO BOARD THE
FRIENDSHIP CHOO-CHOO.

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WORSE, DESPITE USING THE
SOUNDALIKE, THE O'JAYS STILL

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SUED US.

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>> AND DURING THE 16-YEAR LEGAL
BATTLE, UNSAVORY PRIVATE MATTERS

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WERE REVEALED, RESULTING IN THE
SPECTACULAR IN-COURT SUICIDE OF

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MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE, JEANETTE.

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>> MY WIFE, SARAH, ALSO
COMMITTED SUICIDE.

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BUT, UH, THAT WAS UNRELATED TO
THE TRIAL.

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>> THESE TRAGEDIES TAUGHT US
THAT LIFE, LIKE VOTING FOR A

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THIRD PARTY, ARE ULTIMATELY
MEANINGLESS.

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>> SO I-IN THE END, ALL WE, THE
LIBERTARIAN PARTY, ARE IS DUST

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IN THE WIND!

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>> DUT! DUT! DUT! DUT! DUT!

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>> I MEAN, ALL OF US IS AIRBORNE
MINI DIRT.

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>> AIRBORNE MINI DIRT, Y'ALL!

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>> ♪ ALL OF US IS AIRBORNE MINI
DIRT ♪

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>> SO, AS YOU CAN SEE, THE
SQUARE ROOT OF NEGATIVE ONE IS

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THE IMAGINARY NUMBER "I."

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>> I DON'T GET IT.

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OH, NOW I GE--
>> [ VOMITING ]

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>> CLARK! IT'S ME -- LOIS!

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OH, MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED TO
YOU?

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>> GIVE ME YOUR BOOBS.

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>> UGH!

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>> THEY'RE IN YOUR HEAD IF YOU
LOOK INSIDE OF THE MICROSCOPE OR

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ACUTES IF YOU'RE BOUND TO FIND
THEM, 'CAUSE THEY'RE SO

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PREVALENT.

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I'M MADE OF CHOCOLATE!

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>> OH, WHILLIKERS, MR. KENT!

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YOU LOOK AWFUL!

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LET'S GET YOU HOME.

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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> YOU BETTER DRINK UP, FISHES,

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'CAUSE YOU NEED TO BE DRINKING!

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>> UH-OH, LOOKS LIKE CLARK WAS
EXPOSED TO SOME RED KRYPTONITE.

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I BETTER -- HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

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OH, HEY, THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN.

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SAY, WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO WITH
YOUR REGULAR CLOTHES WHEN YOU

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TURN SUPER?

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>> MINE DISAPPEAR WHEN I SPIN
AROUND.

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>> MINE JUST GO INTO MY RING.

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>> UH, I DON'T KNOW.

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I JUST DROP MINE IN THE STREET,
I GUESS.

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I'M SAVING LIVES!

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>> HMM.

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I THOUGHT SO.

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[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
>> EW!

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>> THE LEADER OF THE BAND!

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>> HIS BLOOD RUNS THROUGH MY
INSTRUMENTS!

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[ SAXOPHONE PLAYING ]
[ VIDEO-GAME MUSIC PLAYING ]

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>> THIS IS BORING!

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>> BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE!

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WAIT TILL YOU TRY THE LATEST
WII FIT GAME, "HUMPING ROBOT."

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>> WOW!

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[ FAST-PACED MUSIC PLAYING ]
AWESOME!

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>> CAN I PLAY?

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>> SURE!

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>> IT'S FUN FOR THE WHOLE
FAMILY.

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[ BANGING ]
[ DINGING ]

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>> AAH!

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[ MATCH STRIKES ]
I WANT TO PLAY.

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>> "HUMPING ROBOT" FOR WII FIT.

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GET YOUR COPY TODAY.

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REPETITIVE STRESS DISORDER MAY
LEAD TO TOTAL FAILURE OF THE

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PELVIS.

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>> OKAY, OUR LEAD STORY IS THE
ZONING-COMMISSION SCANDAL.

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NEXT UP, METRO SECTION.

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KENT, WHAT DO YOU GOT?!

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>> THE JEFFERSONS ARE ON SATURN!

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THE ROBOT'S IN THE FOREGROUND IN
MY HEAD, SCREAMING!

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>> GOOD. GO WITH THAT.

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>> WHO SAYS HOMELESS PEOPLE ARE
USELESS?

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[ LAUGHS ]
UP, UP, AND AWAY.

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[ SLURP ]
>> EXCUSE ME, FROG.

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CAN YOU HELP ME GET ACROSS THE
RIVER?

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I COULD RIDE ON YOUR BACK.

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>> OH, BUT YOU'RE A SCORPION.

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YOU'LL STING ME!

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>> NO!

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WE'D BOTH DROWN.

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WHY WOULD I DO THAT?

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>> HMM.

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OKAY!

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[ SWORD UNSHEATHES ]
WHAT THE [BLEEP]

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>> IT'S IN MY NATURE!

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>> [BLEEP] YOU!

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>> OW! YOU SHOT ME!

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>> BLOWING YOUR BRAINS OUT IS MY
[BLEEP] NATURE!

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>> RELAX! WE MADE IT! CHILL!

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>> CHILL THIS, ASSHOLE!

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[ PANTING ]
>> EXCUSE ME, SIR, MIGHT YOU

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GIVE A TIRED GERBIL A RIDE
ACROSS?

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I PROMISE NOT TO CRAWL INTO YOUR
ASS OR ANYTHING.

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BUT WHY?

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>> IT'S IN MY NATURE.

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[ FARTING ]
>> UGH!

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GOT TO CUT BACK ON THE
SMURFBERRIES.

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ALL THAT FIBER TURNS MY
INTESTINES INTO A SMURFING LOG

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FLUME.

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HUH, WONDER WHO THE PAGE-THREE
GIRL IS.

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GEE, SMURFETTE.

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SHOCKER.

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[ TOILETTE FLUSHES ]
UH-OH. OH, NO.

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GO DOWN. GO DOWN.

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OH, NO! OH, NO!

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OH, OH! SMURF ME UP THE SMURF!

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>> THE VILLAGE SEPTIC TANK IS
SMURFED TO HELL!

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>> WELL, HANDY, WE'RE A
COMMUNIST SOCIETY, SO HURRY UP

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AND FIX IT FOR FREE.

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>> YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

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THE TANK RUPTURED.

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THE SEWAGE HAS SMURFED INTO THE
WATER TABLE.

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[ BUBBLING ]
>> UGH!

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UNCLE GALLIO, I FEEL SICK.

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EVERYTHING TASTES LIKE ROTTEN
SMURFBERRIES.

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>> OUR WATER HAS BEEN
CONTAMINATED, AllStar.

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>> SO HOW DOES A TEST TUBE WORK
UNDERWATER, EXACTLY?

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>> IT DOESN'T TAKE A SCIENTIST
TO FIGURE OUT THOSE JERK-ASS

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SMURFS ARE DUMPING CRAP IN OUR
LAKE AGAIN!

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>> ARE THOSE FLYING FISH?

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>> I HATE FLYING FISH!

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>> ARE THOSE FLYING FISH STUFFED
WITH DYNAMITE?!

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>> I HATE FLYING FISH STUFFED
WITH --

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[ SMURFS SCREAMING ]
>> I REALLY HAVE AN ETHICAL

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PROBLEM WITH THIS.

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>> WHAT? THEY'RE VOLUNTEERING.

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JUST REMEMBER, 72 FISH VIRGINS
AWAIT YOU IN FISH HEAVEN.

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>> TO ME, MY SMURFS!

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IT'S WAR!

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WAR!

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[ SMURFS SCREAMING ]
[ EARS RINGING ]

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>> [ Nasally ] I CAN'T HEAR!

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I CAN'T HEAR!

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>> YOU COULDN'T HEAR BEFORE!

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YOUR NAME IS DEAF SMURF, FOR
GOD'S SAKES!

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>> OH, YEAH!

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WELL, IT STILL SUCKS!

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>> SEE? LIKE "BRAVEHEART"!

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>> A PRESENT!

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>> EVERYONE, STOP PICKING UP THE
PRESENTS!

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[ Slow-motion ] ST-O-O-O-O-OP!

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>> EVERYONE LISTEN TO ME.

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WE'RE GONNA OUTFLANK THEM WITH
A PINCER MANEUVER!

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THEN WE'LL ENCIRCLE THEM WITH
A BLITZKRIEG!

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>> YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
SMURFING ABOUT, BRAINY!

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>> PAPA SMURF SAID I'M IN
CHARGE, AND PAPA SMURF IS ALWAYS

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RIGHT, BECAUSE PAPA SMURF --
[ WHIRL! ]

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HEY, IT'S TRUE!

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THE BRAIN DOES STAY ALIVE AFTER
DE-SMURFITATION.

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>> [ GULPING ]
>> AAH!

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>> STOP IT, YOU STUPID BOYS!

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THIS ISN'T ACCOMPLISHING
ANYTHING!

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>> ARE YOU A F-- ARE YOU A F--
A FEMALE?

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>> WELL, SURE I AM.

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WHY?

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>> [ GROANS ]
>> WE THOUGHT THERE WAS ONLY ONE

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GIRL IN THE WHOLE WORLD, THIS
TIRED, OLD WORN-OUT WHORE OVER

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HERE!

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>> HEY!

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>> SO IT'S AGREED.

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WE'LL STOP SMURFING OUR TURDS IN
YOUR LAKE.

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[ SNORKS CHEERING ]
>> AND IN RETURN, WE SHALL GIVE

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YOU PHOTOS OF OUR WOMEN.

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[ SMURFS CHEERING ]
>> TO MASTURBATE TO.

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>> YES, TO MASTURBATE TO.

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[ SMURFS CHEERING ]
>> UNBELIEVABLE!

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ROTTEN SCUM-BAG MEN.

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UGH!

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>> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪

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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪

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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪

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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪

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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪

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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪

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BA-GAWK! BAWK.

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>> [ GURGLING ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]

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STUPID FISH!

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GET IN THE [BLEEP] PAN!

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[ SIZZLING ]