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[ SCREAMING ]
>> "ROBOT CHICKEN" IS CANCELED!

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...IS CANCELED!

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CANCELED!

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[ BOTH SHOUT ]
[ BODY THUDS ]

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>> WELL, THAT WAS FUN.

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BUT WITH "ROBOT CHICKEN"
CANCELED, WE'LL NEED A WAY TO

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MAKE MONEY.

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>> AH, IF ONLY I'D CULTIVATED
RELATIONSHIPS WITH SOME OF

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HOLLYWOOD'S MOST DYNAMIC AND
POWERFUL PLAYERS.

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[ FINGERS SNAP ] WAIT A MINUTE.

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THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I DID.

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QUICK, MY LESS FAMOUS COMPANION,
GRAB ON TO MY COATTAILS, AND

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LET'S BE AWAY!

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>> [ SIGHS ]
RETARD.

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WOW! WESLEYAN UNIVERSITY'S OWN
JOSS WHEDON, CREATOR OF "BUFFY,"

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"ANGEL," "FIREFLY," AND
"DOLLHOUSE," THANKS FOR MEETING

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WITH US.

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>> WE KIND OF HAVE A FAVOR TO
ASK.

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>> OH, GOOD!

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I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A WAY TO
REPAY YOU FOR BAILING ON "BUFFY"

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AFTER TWO SEASONS.

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ANYTHING, SETH, REALLY.

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>> ACTUALLY, IT'S MORE LIKE US
DOING YOU A FAVOR.

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HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THE CREATORS
OF "ROBOT CHICKEN" WRITING ON

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ONE OF YOUR SHOWS?

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>> YOU THINK YOU'RE WORTHY OF
WRITING IN THE WHEDONVERSE?

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>> OH, WOW, YOU ACTUALLY SAY
"WHEDONVERSE" IN REAL LIFE.

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>> THAT'S RIGHT!

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AND AS ONE OF MY CREATIONS, I DO
BELIEVE I HAVE LET YOU LIVE LONG

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ENOUGH.

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TIME TO DIE, WEREWOLF!

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>> WOW! RON MOORE, CREATOR OF
"BATTLESTAR GALACTICA"!

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>> HOW ABOUT LETTING US COME
ABOARD AND HELP YOU WITH YOUR

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WHIP-SMART PLOTS?

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>> HELP?

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WHY WOULD I NEED HELP WRITING
PLOTS?

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I JUST THROW A DART AT THE CAST
LIST, AND BOOM -- THEY'RE A

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CYLON.

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RINSE, REPEAT, CASH THE [BLEEP]
CHECK.

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WATCH. SHA-BOOM!

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SHA-BONG! SHA-BING!

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CYLON.

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"OH, PLEASE HELP ME!

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THIS IS SO HARD!"
>> WELL, MAYBE I COULD ACT ON

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THE SHOW.

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I COULD BE A CYLON.

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>> THAT'S RIGHT.

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YOU COULD BE.

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YOU WON'T GET ME, YOU [BLEEP]
SKIN-JOBS!

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>> HEY, IT'S SETH MacFARLANE,
CREATOR OF "AMERICAN DAD."

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>> HEY, HEY, COME ON, GUYS.

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CREATOR OF "FAMILY GUY," PLEASE.

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>> LOOK, SETH, WE'RE IN TROUBLE.

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WE NEED TO MAKE SOME MONEY.

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>> BUT YOU ALREADY HAVE A JOB
VOICING CHRIS ON MY INSANELY

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POPULAR SHOW.

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>> YOU EXPECT ME TO LIVE ON
HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS

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A YEAR?

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COME ON.

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I DEPENDED ON "ROBOT CHICKEN."

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>> "ROBOT CHICKEN"?

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I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT NAME SINCE
IT GOT RENEWED.

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>> "ROBOT CHICKEN'S" RENEWED.

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>> HA! HOW'D YOU DO THAT?

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>> HOW DID I DO THAT?

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NO ONE'S ASKED ME THAT QUESTION
SINCE C-3PO BOUGHT ME A LEATHER

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JACKET WITH PEPSI POINTS.

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>> [ BURPS ]
>> WOW! YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU

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WANT!

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QUICK! OFFHANDEDLY MENTION THAT
TIME WE ALL ENDED WORLD HUNGER!

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>> WHAT?

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I HAVEN'T HEARD AN IDEA THAT BAD
SINCE HANNA-BARBERA LAUNCHED

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"SCOOBY-JEW."

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>> LIKE, WOULD YOU DO IT FOR A
SCOOBY SNACK?

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>> ONE SCOOBY SNACK FOR ALL THE
WORK I DO?

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I GO INTO A DUNGEON, I EXPECT AT
LEAST TWO, MAYBE THREE SCOOBY

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SNACKS.

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>> HA HA! DIE, WEREWOLF!

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>> DIE, CYLON!

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>> AND CHECKERBOARD WIPE TO...

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[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
[ DRILLING, SAWING ]

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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!

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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!

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>> ♪ GONNA BE A GREAT DAY ♪
♪ WASHING DIRT AWAY ♪

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♪ GOT TO GET IT ALL IN MY CRACKS
AND CREVICES WITH THE SOAP ♪

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♪ CLEAN, CLEAN, AND I LOVE TO
SHOWER ♪

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[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
NO, AAH! AAH-HA!

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AAH! AAH!

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OW! BURNING! HOT!

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>> [ CRYING ]
>> YOUR HONOR, THE DEFENDANT WAS

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ARRESTED WITHOUT A LICENSE IN A
CAR CONTAINING THREE CONCEALED

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WEAPONS AND OVER AN OUNCE OF
MARIJUANA.

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>> WELL, COUNSEL, IF YOUR CLIENT
INSISTS ON PLEADING THE 5th,

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I'LL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO THROW
THE BOOK AT HIM.

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HOW DO YOU WANT TO PROCEED?

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[ GONG CRASHES ]
[ CROWD MURMURING ]

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ORDER!

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[ RAP MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> THIS IS ABSURD.

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HE WANTS TO THROW US OFF HIS
SCENT.

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>> ♪ GOOD POINT, TALKING DOG ♪
♪ I'LL SET YOU FREE WITH SERVED

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TIME ♪
>> YOU [BLEEP] UP NOW, PaRappa!

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>> WHOA! OHH!

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>> [ GROANS ] WHOA!

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>> OH, JOHNNY, ISN'T IT
BEAUTIFUL?

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>> [ GASPS ]
M-MAYBE WE SHOULD GO.

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>> NO, NO, NO.

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STAY.

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TAKE OUT HER TITS.

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>> STEVE, YOU AND YOUR WIFE ARE
WONDERFUL HOSTS.

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I'M BEING SINCERE.

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>> YOU KNOW, JULIE, I DON'T
THINK YOU EVER GOT A TOUR OF THE

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HOUSE.

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>> YOU'RE RIGHT.

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>> WELL, COME ON.

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[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
>> MORE APPLE PIE FOR US, HUH?

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>> OH, YOU.

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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
OH, WHO COULD THAT BE?

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[ DOOR OPENS ]
>> ♪ TROJAN MAN ♪

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>> EXCUSE ME, MADAM, BUT I AM
NEEDED UPSTAIRS!

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>> STEVE!

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>> ♪ TROJAN MAN ♪
>> Keep it down!

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>> I KNEW YOU ACTED WEIRD AROUND
JULIE, YOU BASTARD!

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>> PUT THIS ON YOUR PENIS!

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>> GET OFF! GET OFF ME!

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GET OFF ME!

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>> JULIE, HOW COULD YOU?!

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>> MY CLOTHES JUST FELL OFF.

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>> HER VAGINA WILL APPRECIATE
YOUR FORETHOUGHT!

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>> WILL YOU SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP
ALREADY?!

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>> I AM LEAVING YOU!

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>> ♪ TROJAN MAN ♪
>> HEY, WATCH THE HORSE!

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THAT WAS MY GRANDMA'S --
OH, NO, YOU BROKE IT!

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>> THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN TO A
TROJAN CONDOM.

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>> ♪ TROJAN MAN ♪
>> [ Crying ] YOU SAID MY

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PROBLEM DIDN'T BOTHER YOU.

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>> IT DOESN'T.

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I MEAN, THIS DOESN'T CHANGE
ANYTHING.

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>> IT CHANGES EVERYTHING!

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>> A RESERVOIR TIP IS FOR YOUR
SEMEN!

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>> I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

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>> YOU'RE A WHORE!

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YOU RUINED MY LIFE, YOU WHORE!

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[ CAR DOOR CLOSES, ENGINE TURNS
OVER, TIRES SCREECHING ]

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>> I GUESS I'D BETTER GO.

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>> ♪ TROJAN MAN ♪
>> YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET

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THE [BLEEP] OUT OF HERE?

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HOW ABOUT THAT?

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>> ♪ TROJAN MAN ♪
>> JUST IN CASE.

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>> OKAY, I NEED SOMEONE TO ACT
LIKE THEY'RE ATTACKING ME.

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LOUISE, HOW ABOUT YOU?

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>> ME? UH, OKAY.

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>> THAT'S RIGHT.

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JUST COME AT ME.

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>> HIYA!

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AAH!

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>> OKAY, DID EVERYONE SEE WHAT
I DID THERE?

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>> LAST TIME ON "A SHOT AT LOVE
WITH TILA TEQUILA"...

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>> LeBARON...

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YOU HAVE A SHOT AT LOVE.

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ARE YOU INTERESTED?

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>> YES!

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>> I'M SORRY, DYKE.

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>> IT'S DIANE.

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>> YO, I GOT TO GIVE A SHOUT-OUT
TO MY ABS.

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>> TILA, ARE YOU REALLY
BISEXUAL?

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BECAUSE I GET THE FEELING I
NEVER HAD A CHANCE.

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>> OH, I AM VERY BISEXIAL,
DIANE.

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I HAVE A NUMBER OF INTERESTS,
INCLUDING ACTING AND HIP-HOP

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RECORDING ARTIST.

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I AM VERY BISEXIAL.

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[ MOANING PASSIONATELY ]
>> UNH! YEAH!

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TOUGH TIE! YEAH!

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>> BUT MY HEART WILL ALWAYS
BELONG TO LEBANON.

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>> IT'S LeBARON.

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>> CUT!

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THE MISPRONUNCIATIONS ARE STILL
A PROBLEM.

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>> BUT THAT'S WHY WE MADE HER
OMNI-ETHIC, NOT TO MENTION THE

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PREPUBESCENT ALIEN-WHORE
APPEARANCE.

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>> BUT IS IT READY?

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>> WHO THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE?

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WE'RE MAKING A REALITY SH--
>> IT HAS DEMONSTRATED A LIMITED

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RANGE OF EMOTIONS, AND THE
EMOTIONS ARE APPROPRIATE ALMOST

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50% OF THE TIME.

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>> ALL RIGHT! IT'S GO TIME!

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>> WHERE'S LeBARON?

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WHERE'S LeBARON?

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>> WHAT IS IT SAYING?

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>> LeBARON!

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>> AAH!

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>> AAH!

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>> [ GIGGLING ]
LeB-B-B-ARON.

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>> HEY, WHAT --
>> I LOVE LeBARON.

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>> AAH! AA-A-A-A-A-A-H!

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[ GLASS SHATTERING ]
>> JUST BETWEEN HUEY AND ME...

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[ CRYING ]
[ LAUGHING ]

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LeBARON IS DEAD.

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NOW I HAVE TO FIND SOMEONE ELSE
TO LOVE.

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WHO WILL IT BE?

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WATCH "TILA TEQUILA'S A SHOT AT
LOVE" TONIGHT ON MTV.

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[ LAUGHING ]
[ CRYING ]

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[ LAUGHING ]
AAH!

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>> MOMMY, MOMMY!

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DID YOU KNOW "DOG" SPELLED
BACKWARDS IS "GOD"?

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>> THAT'S RIGHT, DEAR.

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YOU'RE SUCH A CLEVER LITTLE
GIRL.

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>> KILL YOUR PARENTS, TRACY.

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>> I WILL, GOD!

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>> I'VE HEARD ABOUT YOU,
LONE RANGER.

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SILVER BULLETS MAY BE PRETTY TOO
LOOK AT, BUT I BET THEY AIN'T NO

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GOOD FOR SHOOTING.

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>> OH, YEAH?

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LOOK AT IT GO!

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YEAH.

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[ CHUCKLES ]
>> THAT SILVER COULD HAVE FED MY

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ENTIRE TRIBE FOR A YEAR.

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>> NEXT QUESTION.

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HAVE YOU EVER TOLD YOUR WIFE YOU
LIKED HER DRESS WHEN YOU REALLY

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DIDN'T?

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>> [ EXHALES SLOWLY ]
HO HO.

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UM...

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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
OOH, HERE WE GO.

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UM...

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UH...

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OOH.

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OH, UH...

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YES.

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[ CROWD GASPS ]
YES.

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>> WOW! THEY PAD THE HELL OUT OF
THAT SHOW, HUH?

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THAT'S WHY I SUBSCRIBE TO
"JUST THE GOOD PARTS" FROM MY

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CABLE OR SATELLITE PROVIDER.

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YOU CAN WATCH AN ENTIRE B.S.

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GAME SHOW IN JUST 15 SECONDS.

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>> EVER TOLD YOUR WIFE YOU LIKED
HER DRESS WHEN YOU REALLY

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DIDN'T?

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>> YES.

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>> EVER CHEATED ON YOUR TAXES?

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>> YES.

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>> EVER USE THE "N" WORD IN
ANGER?

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>> YES.

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>> EVER PUT YOUR PENIS IN A
SLINKY?

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>> Y-- NO.

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>> YOU LOSE!

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>> AW.

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>> "JUST THE GOOD PARTS" SPEEDS
UP ALL YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS AND

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MOVIES.

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JUST WATCH!

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[ "JAMES BOND" THEME PLAYS ]
>> BOND. JAMES BOND.

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>> AIII!

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>> NOW THAT THE MISSION'S OVER,
LET'S FIND YOUR BALLOON KNOT.

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>> OH, JAMES!

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>> I HAVE AIDS.

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>> [ LAUGHING ]
>> ♪ YA BA-DOP, DOO-BAH-DA

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DEE BOP BA-DOODILY DAH ♪
♪ DOO-DOO DAH DA-DO, YEAH ♪

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>> I'M RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME!

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I WANT TO GO HOME!

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I WAS HOME ALL ALONG.

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[ EXPLOSION ]
>> A BASTARD IN A BASKET!

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[ SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> ♪ LAAAA ♪

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♪ AA-AAAAHH ♪
♪ LA-AAH ♪

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[ FARTING ]
>> NEVER A SAW A MAN KILLED WITH

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A SWORD BEFORE.

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>> WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A PICTURE?

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>> WISH I HAD.

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[ METAL CRUNCHING ]
>> AND BEST PICTURE GOES TO...

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"LAWRENCE OF ARABIA."

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>> AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!

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[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ FARTING ]

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>> I'M A CYLON.

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>> I'M A CYLON.

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>> DAMN IT! I'M A CYLON!

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>> I AM A CYLON.

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>> [ Grumbling ] CYLON...

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>> I AM A CYLON.

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>> UH...I -- I'M A CYLON.

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[ GUNSHOT ]
>> GOTCHA, YOU FILTHY CYLON SON

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OF A BITCH MOTHER [BLEEP]
YOU DIE!

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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]