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[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
[ DRILLING, SAWING ]

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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!

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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!

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>> HE WO HITTE, SHIRI TSUBOME?

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>> SARU MO KI KARA OCHIRU.

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>> GADEN INSUI?

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[ ALARM SOUNDS ]
>> [ ROARS ]

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[ BOTH SCREAM ]
>> Both: "REAST" INFECTO!

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SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR!

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OOH!

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>> YEAST-B-GONE!

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AKUSAI WA HYAKU-NEN NO FUSAKU!

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SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR!

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>> [ ROARS ]
[ BOTH GIGGLING ]

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>> Both: SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR!

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[ BOTH GIGGLING ]
>> AKINASU WA YOME NI KUWASUNA!

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>> [ GASPS ]
SEIKO UDOKU!

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>> UH-OH!

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[ ALARM BLARES ]
>> [ ROARS ]

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>> All: ICE-CREAM MAN!

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ICE-CREAM MAN!

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[ LAUGHTER ]
ICE-CREAM MAN!

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>> TASTE POKé-FLAME, CHIRLAXX!

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PCHEW! PCHEW! PCHEW!

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[ CHUCKLES ]
>> THE CIA's DAILY

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THREAT-ASSESSMENT REPORT, SIR.

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>> OH, BORING!

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>> YOUR PERSONALIZED DAILY COMIC
BOOK, SIR.

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>> HEY, YOU GOT MY ATTENTION
NOW!

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HEE HEE HEE.

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DANG IT, NO TIME TO ACTUALLY
READ THIS THING.

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GOT TO MAKE A SNAP DECISION.

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WATCH YOUR ASS, MIDDLE EAST!

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CAPTAIN TEXAS IS COMING!

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FOR YOUR ASS!

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YIPPIE KI-YAY!

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>> WHAT THE --
>> SORRY, THAT INFORMATION IS ON

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A NEED-TO-KNOW BASIS!

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>> NO!

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I'M BURNING ALIVE!

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>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> YOU SAID YOU WERE USING

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NUCLEAR TECHNOLOGY TO HELP
CHILDREN!

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>> YES, TO HELP CHILDREN DIE!

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ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE WORLD!

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[ LAUGHS ]
>> NO WAY, JOSé!

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>> YOU CAN'T STOP ME!

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[ SCREAMS ]
>> [BLEEP] THOSE GUYS.

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THE U.N. WAS WRONG IN IRAQ, AND
THEY'RE WRONG FOR OUR CHILDREN'S

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FUTURE!

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NOW COME GET YOUR WHIPPIN'!

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>> YOU CANNOT STOP THE MISSILES!

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ONLY I HAVE THE CODES, SO YOU
MUST DEAL WITH --

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>> NEGOTIATING WITH TERRORISTS
IS FOR DEMOCRATS!

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I'M GEORGE W. BUSH, AND THE "W"
STANDS FOR...

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WELL, HERE COMES YOUR
ASS-KICKING!

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YAHOO!

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>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> OH, MAN, I SHOULDN'T HAVE

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THROWN THAT LITTLE WAITER IN THE
FIRE SO QUICK!

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I NEED THAT CODE!

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OH, THERE'S A SAYIN' IN TEXAS --
KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE BUSH --

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UH, A BUSH IN THE BUSH IS WORTH
ONE IN THE -- OH [BLEEP] IT!

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ONE MIDDLE EAST PARKING LOT,
COMIN' UP!

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[ EXPLOSION ]
SO LONG, THREAT TO AMERICA'S

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ECONOMY -- OR AS YOU SAY,
"ADIOS"!

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YEAH [BLEEP] YOU, SUN!

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HA HA HA!

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YEAH, I'M THE PRESIDENT!

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HA HA, YEAH!

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THAT'S HOW I'M GONNA FIX
GLOBAL WARMING, TOO --

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CAPTAIN TEXAS-STYLE!

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>> WHOA!

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NO!

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I'M BURNING ALIVE!

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>> HERE I GO!

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HYAH!

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UH-OH.

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[ CRASH ]
[ RATTLING ]

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>> THANKS FOR TUNING IN, AND
WELCOME TO A SPECIAL CELEBRITY

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EDITION OF "DOUBLE DARE"!

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LET'S SAY HELLO TO THE RED
TEAM -- DAREDEVIL...

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>> I JUST HEARD SOMEONE FART IN
THE AUDIENCE.

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>> ...AND STEVIE WONDER!

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>> I'M FEELING VERY
SUPERSTITIOUS, BABY.

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>> [ SNIFFS ]
AND NOW I SMELL IT.

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>> AND LET'S WELCOME THE BLUE
TEAM -- MARLEE MATLIN AND

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HELEN KELLER!

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ARE YOU LADIES EXCITED TO PLAY?

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>> WHEN ARE WE STARTING?

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>> GREAT!

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FIRST QUESTION -- WHAT ANIMAL
MAKES THIS NOISE?

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[ MOOING ]
>> A COW!

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>> CORRECT!

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500 POINTS!

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>> IS SOMEONE GOING TO SIGNAL ME
WHEN WE ARE STARTING?

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>> NEXT QUESTION -- IDENTIFY
THIS OBJECT.

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>> THE OBJECT IS A TV MONITOR!

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[ BUZZER ]
>> HEY, LOOK! A BASKETBALL!

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[ DING! ]
>> CORRECT!

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NEXT QUESTION!

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WHAT IS THE NOISE THAT THIS
ANIMAL MAKES?

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>> I'LL TAKE GEOGRAPHY FOR $400,
PLEASE, ALEX.

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[ BUZZER ]
>> HELEN WANTS TO SAY THAT SHE

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IS INCREDIBLY CONFUSED WHERE SHE
IS, AND, SERIOUSLY, IF ANYONE

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CAN LET ME KNOW WHEN WE'RE
STARTING, THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

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[ BUZZER ]
>> AS NEITHER TEAM COULD ANSWER,

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HELEN KELLER WILL NOW HAVE TO DO
THE PHYSICAL CHALLENGE!

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
HELEN WILL HAVE TO JUMP THROUGH

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THESE THREE FLAMING HOOPS ON
THIS TRICYCLE.

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AND GO!

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[ SPLASH! ]
OH, AND STRAIGHT INTO THE PILE

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OF SLIME.

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THAT'S UNFORTUNATE.

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>> WATER!

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>> RED TEAM WINS!

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CONGRATULATIONS!

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>> OH, HEY!

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WHO WAS THAT? WHO WAS THAT?

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[ INDISTINCT TALKING ON
TELEVISION ]

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[ ENERGY HUMMING ]
[ BOTTLE OPENS ]

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>> REALLY?

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>> "I REGRET" IS THE NEW GAME
YOU'LL REGRET IF YOU DON'T PLAY!

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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> OKAY, OKAY, I'M UP, I'M UP.

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I REGRET...LAST NIGHT, JULIE.

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>> WHAT?

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>> I WANTED TO SEE YOU NAKED,
AND I DID, AND NOW I JUST DON'T

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WANT TO BE WITH YOU.

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>> [ COUGHS ]
>> UH-OH!

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"I REGRET" FROM GABLOO!

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>> SPACE PIRATE MONKEY FROM
PLUTO!

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>> TO KING ARTHUR AND CAMELOT!

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>> SIR BEDIVERE, HOW GOES THE
QUEST?

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>> [ MUFFLED SPEAKING ]
>> WHAT?

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>> [ MUFFLED SPEAKING ]
UH, WELL, THEN, SIR LANCELOT?

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>> [ MUFFLED SPEAKING ]
>> OH, THIS IS A DISASTER.

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CAN'T ANYONE HELP?

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>> YO, WHAT'S UP, KING ARTHUR?

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>> SIR MIX-A-LOT!

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[ RAP MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> ♪ THIS TABLE'S LONG, BUT IT

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SHOULD BE ROUND ♪
♪ KING ARTHUR CAN'T HEAR A

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SOUND ♪
♪ WHEN A KNIGHT TRIES TO TALK,

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THAT BROTHER'S GOTTA WALK ♪
♪ 'BOUT HALF A FREAKIN' BLOCK TO

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BE HEARD ♪
♪ CAN'T HEAR A WORD ♪

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♪ 'CAUSE THIS TABLE IS SO
ABSURD ♪

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♪ US KNIGHTS GOT MUCH TO
DISCUSS ♪

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♪ BUT THIS TABLE'S RIDICULOUS ♪
>> DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

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>> ♪ BEDIVERE CAN'T HEAR ♪
YO, CAN YOU PASS ME SOME BEER?

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>> SAY WHAT?

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>> ♪ IT'S 20 FEET BY 80 ♪
♪ CAN'T EVEN FLIRT WITH LADIES ♪

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♪ BETTER HAVE LONG ARMS ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE HAVIN' A MEAL ♪

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♪ IF YOU TRYIN' TO COP A FEEL ♪
♪ WE NEED A NEW PROPORTION ♪

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♪ TO BRING OUR KINGDOM FORTUNE ♪
♪ I GOT AN IDEA THAT MIGHT WORK

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FOR YA ♪
♪ I'M-A MAKE THIS MOTHER

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CIRCULAR ♪
SIR GALAHAD!

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>> YEAH?

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>> PERCIVAL!

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>> YEAH?

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>> DO YOU WANT TO HEAR THE
OTHERS TALK?

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>> HELL, YEAH!

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>> ♪ THEN BRING IT IN ♪
♪ SIT IT DOWN ♪

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♪ IT'S LIKE KING ARTHUR'S
CROWN ♪

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♪ TABLE BE ROUND ♪
[ AIR WHISTLING ]

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♪ TABLE BE ROUND ♪
♪ NOW WITH THIS CIRCULATION ♪

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♪ WE CAN HAVE NICE
CONVERSATION ♪

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>> CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

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>> I CAN HEAR!

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>> HOLY COW!

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>> ♪ MAKE EVERY NIGHT SAY ♪
>> All: WOW!

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>> ♪ NOW YOU KNOW THAT WE CANNOT
FAIL ♪

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♪ WHEN WE'RE LOOKING FOR THE
HOLY GRAIL ♪

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>> ♪ 360 ON THE PARAMETER ♪
♪ AND YOU KNOW HOES LIKE

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DIAMETER ♪
>> All: ♪ TABLE BE ROUND ♪

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>> ♪ YEAH ♪
>> All: ♪ TABLE BE ROUND ♪

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>> ♪ BUMPING THIS WITH THE
CIRCUMFERENCE ♪

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>> All: ♪ TABLE BE ROUND ♪
>> [BLEEP]

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I'M NEVER GONNA NEED MONEY,
ANYWAY.

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COME ON, MAN.

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COME ON, MAN, WHERE YOU WIN THIS
[BLEEP] AT, SHOOTING DICE?

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THE HELL WRONG WITH YOU?

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CROWN-WEARING [BLEEP]
[BLEEP]

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>> UH, THIS IS A PICKLE.

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>> UH...HUH.

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>> DADDY, DADDY, LOOK!

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GLOWORM IS GLOWING!

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>> HEY, THANKS.

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YOU SHOW ME THAT THING, LIKE,
ONCE A DAY.

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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
>> OH, THE FUSE MUST'VE BLOWN.

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>> OH, DAMN IT!

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OH, HELL, I NEVER GOT BATTERIES
FOR THE FLASHLIGHT.

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>> DADDY, WHAT ABOUT GLOWORM?

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>> FINE, JUST GIVE IT TO ME.

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[ CRASH! ]
OW! OH, ASS-PACKING [BLEEP] END

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TABLE!

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[BLEEP]
>> DADDY, IS GLOWORM HURT?!

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>> NO, DADDY'S KNEECAP WAS
SHATTERED LIKE A DINNER PLATE,

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BUT GLOWORM'S A-OKAY.

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DON'T WORRY, HONEY.

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>> HONEY, BE CAREFUL ON THE
BASEMENT STAIRS!

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>> OH, REALLY?

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'CAUSE I THOUGHT I'D GO DOWN
BACKWARDS, HOPPING ON ONE FOOT,

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BUT -- OH [BLEEP]
[ SCREAMING, THUDDING ]

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UGH.

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[ COUGHS ]
[BLEEP] STAIRS.

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[ JOINTS CRACKING ]
WHERE'S THAT [BLEEP] THING?

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STUPID FUSE BOX.

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OH, COME ON!

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WORK, DAMN IT!

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WORK!

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>> HONEY, I THINK THE POWER'S
OUT FOR THE WHOLE BLOCK!

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IT'S A BLACKOUT!

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>> OH [BLEEP]
DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!

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DAMN IT! DAMN IT!

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STUPID BLACKOUT!

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[ GLOWORM SQUEAKS ]
[ FOOTSTEPS ]

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I'M BACK!

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THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP!

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>> DADDY, WHERE'S GLOWORM?

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>> HERE'S GLOWORM.

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>> HE'S NOT LIGHTING UP WHEN I
HUG HIM.

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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
[ SCREAMS ]

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>> HI, I'M "ROBOT CHICKEN"
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER SETH GREEN.

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>> AND I'M EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
MATTHEW SENREICH.

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>> AS OUR THIRD SEASON DRAWS TO
A CLOSE, WE'D LIKE TO TAKE A

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MOMENT TO REMEMBER THOSE WE LOST
ALONG THE WAY.

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[ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> [ SCREAMS ]

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[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> OH, GOD!

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>> WHOA!

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[ ALL SCREAMING ]
[ GROANING ]

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>> THAT'S IT? ONLY TWO?

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>> GEEZ, THE OSCARS ALWAYS HAVE
A BILLION OF THOSE THINGS.

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[ KNOCKING ON DOOR ]
>> HEY, GUYS, SORRY TO

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INTERRUPT.

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I'VE GOT YOUR JAMBA JUICE.

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[ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ]
AAH!

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UGH!

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[ Screaming ] MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!

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AAH!

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AAAAH!

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AAH! UGH!

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>> PHEW.

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THREE'S PRETTY GOOD, RIGHT?

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>> YEAH, PRETTY GOOD, BUT I
THINK WE CAN DO BETTER.

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[ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

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>> YOU BROUGHT THE CARD UP TOO
EARLY!

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>> WHAT, YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA
[BLEEP] KILL ME?

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NOT IF I [BLEEP] KILL YOU!

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HA HA!

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I AM "ROBOT CHICKEN"!

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>> I AM "ROBOT CHICKEN"!

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>> STUPID PARTNER!

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>> OH [BLEEP]
WHAT THE [BLEEP]

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UGH!

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>> UGH!

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>> [ SCREAMS ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]

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>> [ SCREAMS ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]

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>> WHAT IN TARNATION IS ALL THIS
COMMOTION IN THE HEN HOUSE?

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>> HEY, EVERYBODY, IT'S
"ADULT SWIM" PRESIDENT

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MIKE LAZZO.

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>> LOOK AT ALL THE DEAD FOLK
LYING AROUND HERE LIKE POSSUMS

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ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!

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OUR INSURANCE IS GONNA
SKYROCKET, Y'ALL!

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>> WAIT, DO YOU MEAN WE'RE --
>> HELL, YEAH, FELLAS --

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"ROBOT CHICKEN" IS CANCELED!

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[ BOTH SCREAM ]
>> ♪ BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪

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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK ♪

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♪ BA-BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK, BA-BA-BAWK ♪

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♪ BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK ♪

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♪ BA-BAWK ♪