1 00:00:04,971 --> 00:00:15,982 [ THUNDER CRASHING ] [ DRILLING, SAWING ] 2 00:00:16,049 --> 00:00:26,025 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> IT'S ALIVE! 3 00:00:26,092 --> 00:00:38,338 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> IT'S ALIVE! 4 00:00:38,405 --> 00:00:40,407 [ MACHINE-GUN FIRE ] >> OH, YOU IDIO-- 5 00:00:48,014 --> 00:00:50,016 >> ♪ LET'S GO, NERDS ♪ >> YEAH! 6 00:00:54,454 --> 00:00:57,624 [ LAUGHS LOUDLY ] >> OH, MAN, SOMEONE PUT LIQUID 7 00:00:57,690 --> 00:00:58,925 HEAT IN OUR JOCK STRAPS. 8 00:00:58,992 --> 00:01:00,260 >> OH, IT BURNS! 9 00:01:00,326 --> 00:01:04,063 >> [ LAUGHS LOUDLY ] >> WOW, STAN, YOU WERE 10 00:01:04,129 --> 00:01:05,131 WONDERFUL. 11 00:01:05,198 --> 00:01:07,700 >> [ LAUGHS LOUDLY ] >> YOU'RE THAT NERD! 12 00:01:07,767 --> 00:01:09,936 [ GAVEL BANGS ] >> GENTLEMEN, YOU HAVE BEEN 13 00:01:10,003 --> 00:01:12,839 CONVICTED OF ILLEGAL SURVEILLANCE, INVASION OF 14 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:16,476 PRIVACY, MULTIPLE COUNTS OF ASSAULT, IDENTITY THEFT, AND 15 00:01:16,543 --> 00:01:17,610 RAPE. 16 00:01:17,676 --> 00:01:20,580 YOU ARE EACH ORDERED TO SERVE NOT LESS THAN 44 YEARS IN 17 00:01:20,646 --> 00:01:22,582 MAXIMUM-SECURITY PRISON! 18 00:01:22,649 --> 00:01:25,151 >> [ LAUGHS LOUDLY ] [ GAGS ] OW! 19 00:01:25,218 --> 00:01:28,988 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] >> NE-E-E-E-E-E-RDS! 20 00:01:29,055 --> 00:01:31,424 >> ARE YOU GUYS THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? 21 00:01:31,491 --> 00:01:34,627 >> THAT THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE? 22 00:01:34,694 --> 00:01:38,131 >> NO. WE'VE GOT TO REACH OUT TO THEM. 23 00:01:38,198 --> 00:01:40,265 AND THAT'S HOW CHEMISTRY WORKS. 24 00:01:40,333 --> 00:01:42,936 SEE? IT REALLY ISN'T SO HARD. 25 00:01:43,002 --> 00:01:44,904 >> YO, I'M SORRY FOR CALLING YOU A NERD. 26 00:01:44,971 --> 00:01:46,773 CHANGED MY LIFE, DOG! 27 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,408 >> LEARNIN' IS FUN! 28 00:01:48,475 --> 00:01:49,809 I LOVE LEARNING! 29 00:01:49,876 --> 00:01:52,045 >> [ Thinking ] I'VE REACHED THEM. 30 00:01:52,110 --> 00:01:53,346 I'VE REACHED THEM. 31 00:01:53,413 --> 00:01:55,414 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] >> [ LAUGHS LOUDLY ] 32 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:05,091 >> CONAN, WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE? 33 00:02:05,158 --> 00:02:12,198 >> ♪ WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE? ♪ ♪ THAT IS HARD TO SAY ♪ 34 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:21,674 ♪ FOR EACH MAN IS UNIQUE ♪ ♪ IN HIS OWN WAY ♪ 35 00:02:21,741 --> 00:02:22,942 AS A BOY... 36 00:02:23,009 --> 00:02:26,779 ♪ I LIKED GUMDROPS AND PUPPIES, SAILBOATS AND FROGS ♪ 37 00:02:26,846 --> 00:02:32,519 ♪ AND MY BEST FRIEND, LITTLE RICKY MAEBIUS ♪ 38 00:02:32,585 --> 00:02:39,158 ♪ BUT WHEN I BECAME A YOUNG MAN, WHAT WAS BEST IN LIFE ♪ 39 00:02:39,225 --> 00:02:44,464 ♪ BEGAN TO CHANGE JUST LIKE MY BODY ♪ 40 00:02:44,531 --> 00:02:48,334 ♪ I LIKED PRETTY STACY LYONS WITH HER LONG BLOND HAIR ♪ 41 00:02:48,401 --> 00:02:54,406 ♪ AND EYES THAT WERE BLUE AS THE OCEAN ♪ 42 00:02:54,474 --> 00:02:58,912 ♪ BUT NOW THAT I'M GROWN, MY THOUGHTS HAVE CHANGED ♪ 43 00:02:58,978 --> 00:03:05,318 ♪ AND IT'S PRETTY CLEAR TO ME ♪ ♪ THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION, 44 00:03:05,385 --> 00:03:09,389 "WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?" ♪ ♪ IS PLAIN ENOUGH FOR ALL 45 00:03:09,455 --> 00:03:12,926 TO SEE ♪ ♪ CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES ♪ 46 00:03:12,992 --> 00:03:17,463 ♪ CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES ♪ ♪ AND SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE 47 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:20,233 YOU ♪ >> ♪ CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES ♪ 48 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:24,771 ♪ CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES ♪ ♪ AND SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE 49 00:03:24,837 --> 00:03:31,811 YOU ♪ ♪ AND HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF 50 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:35,381 THE WOMEN ♪ [ RUMBLING ] 51 00:03:40,019 --> 00:03:45,825 >> [ ROARS ] DID THAT BLOW YOUR MIND? 52 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:49,495 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] >> WELCOME TO 53 00:03:51,831 --> 00:03:54,601 THE STAR TREK EXPERIENCE HERE IN GLAMOROUS LAS VEGAS. 54 00:03:54,667 --> 00:03:55,501 >> ONE, PLEASE. 55 00:03:55,567 --> 00:03:57,070 >> THAT'LL BE $42.99. 56 00:03:57,136 --> 00:03:58,137 >> HOLY CRAP! 57 00:03:58,204 --> 00:03:59,639 IS THAT IN SPACE DOLLARS? 58 00:03:59,706 --> 00:04:02,809 >> [ LAUGHS ] EXCUSE ME, BUT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS 59 00:04:02,875 --> 00:04:04,243 SPACE DOLLARS. 60 00:04:04,310 --> 00:04:06,479 PERHAPS YOU'RE REFERRING TO THE GOLD-PRESSED LATINUM, WHICH IS 61 00:04:06,546 --> 00:04:09,315 THE UNIT OF CURRENCY COMMONLY -- OW! MY KNEECAP! 62 00:04:09,382 --> 00:04:10,984 >> SO, $42.99. 63 00:04:11,050 --> 00:04:12,685 >> WELCOME TO THE ENTERPRISE. 64 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:14,988 THE KLINGONS HAVE BEEN SIGHTED IN THE AREA. 65 00:04:15,054 --> 00:04:16,255 >> FEAR NOT, MY DEAR. 66 00:04:16,322 --> 00:04:20,927 THE REGULATION SNUGNESS OF YOUR UNIFORM HAS MY PHOTON TORPEDO IN 67 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:22,262 LAUNCH POSITION. 68 00:04:22,328 --> 00:04:24,631 [ LAUGHING ] OH! OH! OH! 69 00:04:24,697 --> 00:04:29,769 [ PANTING, MOANING ] HOO! 70 00:04:29,836 --> 00:04:33,039 THERE'S A HAIR TRIGGER ON THIS FIRING MECHANISM, IF YOU KNOW 71 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,040 WHAT I MEAN. 72 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:36,776 >> ON MY COMMAND, R2-D2 -- HUAH! 73 00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:39,112 [ FARTS ] FIRE LASERS AT PLUTO! 74 00:04:39,178 --> 00:04:40,813 >> SIR, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE. 75 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:43,650 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BATHROOM? 76 00:04:43,716 --> 00:04:45,852 [ COUGHS ] >> OH, GEEZ. 77 00:04:45,918 --> 00:04:49,122 BRIDGE TO SANITATION, SOMEONE TOOK A DUMP ON THE CAPTAIN'S 78 00:04:49,188 --> 00:04:52,825 CHAIR -- AGAIN. 79 00:04:52,892 --> 00:04:53,893 >> HEY, EDDIE, LOOK AT THIS. 80 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,528 DELLA REESE LOST 5 POUNDS. 81 00:04:55,595 --> 00:04:56,362 GOOD FOR HER. 82 00:04:56,429 --> 00:04:57,630 HEY, YOU'RE NOT EDDIE. 83 00:04:57,697 --> 00:04:59,932 >> YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. 84 00:04:59,999 --> 00:05:02,101 >> RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. 85 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:03,569 >> ATTENTION, ENTERPRISE. 86 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:06,472 YOU THOUGHT WERE CLEVER IN HIDING IN THIS PARALLEL 87 00:05:06,539 --> 00:05:09,308 DIMENSION, BUT WE HAVE FINALLY FOUND YOU. 88 00:05:09,375 --> 00:05:11,477 PREPARE TO BE ASSIMILATED. 89 00:05:11,544 --> 00:05:12,812 >> AW, IS THIS IN THE SCRIPT? 90 00:05:12,879 --> 00:05:14,013 I CAN'T AD-LIB, MAN? 91 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:15,214 I SUCK AT IMPROV! 92 00:05:15,281 --> 00:05:16,149 >> DON'T WORRY. 93 00:05:16,215 --> 00:05:17,250 I WAS A GROUNDLING. 94 00:05:17,316 --> 00:05:19,919 ♪ HM, HM, HMM ♪ MY CLEAN LITTLE HANDS. 95 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:22,555 ♪ MM HM HM ♪ OKAY, LITTLE SPRINKLE OF FLOUR. 96 00:05:22,622 --> 00:05:23,723 SHAKY, SHAKY, SHAKY. 97 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:25,091 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 98 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:27,160 >> GONNA STIR... 99 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,901 >> WHAT?! ANOTHER ENTERPRISE?! 100 00:05:34,967 --> 00:05:36,002 HOW CAN THIS BE?! 101 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:39,138 [ EXPLOSION ] ALL BORG, RETURN TO THE SHIP! 102 00:05:39,205 --> 00:05:41,007 >> OH, CRUEL IRONY! 103 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:45,011 THIS IS RIGHT OUT OF MY FANFIC. 104 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:46,946 >> THANK YOU, PARALLEL-DIMENSION ENTERPRISE. 105 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:47,880 >> Both: YES, SIR! 106 00:05:47,947 --> 00:05:49,348 >> OOH! OH, THEY'RE HOT. 107 00:05:49,415 --> 00:05:50,883 CHOCOLATE-CHIP COOKIE? 108 00:05:50,950 --> 00:05:52,218 >> I... 109 00:05:52,284 --> 00:05:55,021 WHAT? 110 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:56,656 >> UH... 111 00:05:56,723 --> 00:05:57,757 WHERE AM I? 112 00:05:57,824 --> 00:05:59,592 H-HOW'D I GET UP HERE? 113 00:05:59,659 --> 00:06:01,294 ARE YOU GUYS S.A.G.? 114 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:03,229 HELLO? 115 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:04,397 >> WHAT'S ON THE MENU TODAY? 116 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:06,199 >> I THOUGHT THE INMATES WOULD ENJOY A NICE CHANGE OF PACE. 117 00:06:06,265 --> 00:06:09,802 BROCCOLI, BAKED BEANS, COFFEE ICE CREAM, AND RED BULL. 118 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:10,937 >> OH, MY GOD! 119 00:06:11,003 --> 00:06:12,572 [ ALL FARTING, SCREAMING ] >> I THINK I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF 120 00:06:18,277 --> 00:06:19,078 THAT SHOW. 121 00:06:19,145 --> 00:06:19,712 DELETE! 122 00:06:19,779 --> 00:06:20,947 >> HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 123 00:06:21,013 --> 00:06:23,249 >> I DON'T WANT "ROBOT CHICKEN" ON THE DVR ANYMORE. 124 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:24,617 >> NO, I LOVE "ROBOT CHICKEN." 125 00:06:24,684 --> 00:06:25,785 >> IT'S ALL FARTING AND RETARDS. 126 00:06:25,852 --> 00:06:26,786 >> WELL, I LIKE IT. 127 00:06:26,853 --> 00:06:27,620 >> TOUGH TITTIES. 128 00:06:27,687 --> 00:06:28,955 >> ASS! WE SPLIT THE CABLE BILL! 129 00:06:29,021 --> 00:06:30,156 >> TV DOESN'T HAVE TO BE STUPID. 130 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:31,924 IT CAN BE CHALLENGING AND EVEN BRAINY. 131 00:06:31,991 --> 00:06:33,926 >> [ GUN COCKS ] YOU WANT SOMETHING BRAINY ON THE 132 00:06:33,993 --> 00:06:34,527 TV? 133 00:06:34,594 --> 00:06:35,628 [ GUNSHOT ] THERE! 134 00:06:35,695 --> 00:06:36,562 HA HA HA! 135 00:06:36,629 --> 00:06:38,798 OH. OH, MAN. 136 00:06:38,865 --> 00:06:39,899 I AIN'T GOING TO PRISON. 137 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:42,201 [ GUNSHOT, THUD ] [ DOOR OPENS ] 138 00:06:42,268 --> 00:06:44,437 >> OH, MY GOD! GARY! 139 00:06:44,504 --> 00:06:46,339 ENRIQUE! 140 00:06:46,405 --> 00:06:47,406 I BETTER CALL 911. 141 00:06:47,473 --> 00:06:49,175 [ DIALING ] BUT I MIGHT AS WELL WATCH A 142 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:51,077 LITTLE "ROBOT CHICKEN" WHILE I WAIT FOR THE COPS. 143 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:54,180 [ ALL FARTING, SCREAMING ] >> DO YOU SEE THE PROBLEM HERE? 144 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:05,825 >> YEAH. THAT HALLWAY IS, LIKE, BIZARRELY HUGE. 145 00:07:05,892 --> 00:07:06,893 >> THAT WAS FANTASTIC, DAVE. 146 00:07:06,959 --> 00:07:07,693 TAKE FIVE. 147 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:08,828 WE'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 148 00:07:08,895 --> 00:07:09,762 MAN, I WISH HE WAS BETTER. 149 00:07:09,829 --> 00:07:11,230 >> YEAH, BUT IT'S NOT TOO MUCH OF A PROBLEM. 150 00:07:11,297 --> 00:07:12,932 I'LL GET ROSIE IN HERE TO ADJUST THE LEVELS AND SUCH. 151 00:07:12,999 --> 00:07:13,533 IT'LL SOUND GOOD. 152 00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:14,500 >> HEY, DID I TELL YOU? 153 00:07:14,567 --> 00:07:15,601 I TOOK OUT ROSIE LAST FRIDAY. 154 00:07:15,668 --> 00:07:16,602 >> REALLY? HOW'D IT GO? 155 00:07:16,669 --> 00:07:17,470 >> SHE'S GOT 13 TOES. 156 00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:18,704 >> WHAT? 157 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:20,540 >> I TOOK HER TO DINNER AND THEN INVITED HER BACK TO MY PLACE, 158 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:22,441 THINKING I'D GET A LITTLE PLAY, MAYBE A B.J. OR SOMETHING. 159 00:07:22,508 --> 00:07:24,744 SHE SAID HER FEET WERE HURTING, SO I OFFERED A MASSAGE -- YOU 160 00:07:24,811 --> 00:07:25,912 KNOW, LOOSEN HER UP A BIT. 161 00:07:25,978 --> 00:07:28,014 SO I TAKE HER SHOES OFF, AND -- BAM! -- THREE EXTRA DIGITS 162 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:28,915 LOOKING RIGHT AT ME. 163 00:07:28,981 --> 00:07:29,916 >> UGH. WHAT'D YOU DO? 164 00:07:29,982 --> 00:07:31,384 >> PULLED OUT A KNIFE, CUT THEM OFF. 165 00:07:31,450 --> 00:07:31,884 >> WHAT? 166 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:32,585 >> HA! JUST KIDDING. 167 00:07:32,652 --> 00:07:33,686 I GAVE HER THE MASSAGE. 168 00:07:33,753 --> 00:07:35,521 SHE FELL ASLEEP, PASSED OUT RIGHT THERE ON THE COUCH. 169 00:07:35,588 --> 00:07:36,222 >> WHAT'D YOU DO? 170 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,390 >> TUCKED HER IN, LET HER SLEEP. 171 00:07:37,456 --> 00:07:38,491 >> THAT'S IT? 172 00:07:38,558 --> 00:07:39,926 >> WELL, FIRST I UNDRESSED HER AND TOOK SOME PICTURES. 173 00:07:39,992 --> 00:07:40,760 >> [ LAUGHS ] OH, BOY! 174 00:07:40,827 --> 00:07:41,828 DUDE, YOU GOT TO LET ME SEE 'EM. 175 00:07:41,894 --> 00:07:43,396 >> I'LL SHOW THEM TO YOU RIGHT WHEN WE'RE DONE. 176 00:07:43,462 --> 00:07:44,864 >> THEN LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH. 177 00:07:44,931 --> 00:07:46,966 I HAVE BEEN DYING TO SEE WHAT ROSIE'S HIDING UNDER THAT 178 00:07:47,033 --> 00:07:48,034 HUNTING JACKET. 179 00:07:48,100 --> 00:07:49,268 >> HUH. WONDER WHERE HE WENT? 180 00:07:49,335 --> 00:07:51,370 >> HE PROBABLY JUST STEPPED OUTSIDE FOR SOME AIR. 181 00:07:51,437 --> 00:07:53,906 LET ME SEE THE PICTURES BEFORE HE COMES BACK. 182 00:07:53,973 --> 00:08:07,353 [ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ] [ NO AUDIO ] 183 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:13,759 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ] [ APPLAUSE ] 184 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:15,027 >> OH, MAN. 185 00:08:15,094 --> 00:08:16,462 WHERE ARE WE? 186 00:08:16,529 --> 00:08:17,930 CHAINED UP NEXT TO SLATER? 187 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:19,932 THIS REALLY IS A TORTURE CHAMBER. 188 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:21,634 >> HEY, WHERE'S SCREECH? 189 00:08:21,701 --> 00:08:23,603 >> ALL IN DUE TIME, CHILDREN. 190 00:08:23,669 --> 00:08:24,637 >> YOU JERKWAD! 191 00:08:24,704 --> 00:08:26,239 >> WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH OUR FRIEND? 192 00:08:26,305 --> 00:08:29,275 >> IF YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW... 193 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:30,276 >> LOOK AT ME! 194 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,611 I'M JESUS! 195 00:08:32,678 --> 00:08:35,280 >> IN THAT CASE, GOD SHOULD DEMAND A PATERNITY TEST. 196 00:08:35,347 --> 00:08:37,817 [ LAUGHTER ] >> SILENCE! 197 00:08:37,884 --> 00:08:40,519 IN THE CENTER OF THE ROOM IS A RED BUTTON. 198 00:08:40,586 --> 00:08:43,356 PRESS IT, AND SAMUEL "SCREECH" POWERS WILL BE 199 00:08:43,422 --> 00:08:44,457 TORN TO PIECES. 200 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,592 [ AUDIENCE BOOS ] >> NOW, WHY THE HECK WOULD WE DO 201 00:08:46,659 --> 00:08:47,693 THAT? 202 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:50,296 >> PRESS THE BUTTON, AND I LET THE REST OF YOU GO FREE. 203 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,964 >> THAT'S AN IMPOSSIBLE CHOICE. 204 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:52,999 YOU'RE SICK! 205 00:08:53,065 --> 00:08:55,902 >> SORRY. [ CHUCKLES ] IT'S KIND OF MY ONLY HOBBY. 206 00:08:55,968 --> 00:08:57,403 >> WOW, THAT IS DEVIOUS. 207 00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:58,704 KIND OF WISH I THOUGHT OF THAT. 208 00:08:58,771 --> 00:09:02,742 [ LAUGHTER ] >> THE GAME BEGINS... 209 00:09:02,808 --> 00:09:04,477 NOW! 210 00:09:04,543 --> 00:09:07,179 >> IF WE PUSH THE BUTTON, WE ALL GO FREE. 211 00:09:07,246 --> 00:09:09,382 >> SLATER, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. 212 00:09:09,448 --> 00:09:10,850 >> JUST PRESS THE BUTTON. 213 00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:12,051 YOU'RE MY BEST BUDS. 214 00:09:12,118 --> 00:09:13,352 SAVE YOURSELVES! 215 00:09:13,419 --> 00:09:14,887 >> OH, SCREECH. 216 00:09:14,954 --> 00:09:15,988 >> FORGET IT, SCREECH. 217 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:17,590 ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL. 218 00:09:17,657 --> 00:09:20,092 [ APPLAUSE ] >> CHILDREN, I FORGOT TO MENTION 219 00:09:20,159 --> 00:09:21,260 SOMETHING. 220 00:09:21,327 --> 00:09:27,600 IF YOU PRESS THE BUTTON, YOU ALSO GET FREE CORVETTES! 221 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:30,202 >> GET OUT OF MY WAY! 222 00:09:30,269 --> 00:09:31,270 >> NOTHING'S HAPPENING? 223 00:09:31,337 --> 00:09:32,271 WHY ISN'T HE DEAD YET? 224 00:09:32,338 --> 00:09:32,872 >> NO! 225 00:09:32,939 --> 00:09:33,873 >> WORK, DAMN IT! 226 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:35,007 >> HANG ON! HANG ON! 227 00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:36,676 STOP HITTING THE BUTTON SO HARD. 228 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:37,810 YOU'RE BREAKING IT! 229 00:09:37,877 --> 00:09:38,878 >> MAKE IT WORK! 230 00:09:38,945 --> 00:09:40,112 >> I HATE YOU GUYS! 231 00:09:40,179 --> 00:09:43,683 I CAN'T BELIEVE I MASTURBATED TO KELLY AND WANTED TO BANG LISA! 232 00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:44,617 YOU SUCK! 233 00:09:44,684 --> 00:09:45,785 >> YO [BLEEP] THE BUTTON. 234 00:09:45,851 --> 00:09:47,053 JUST GIVE ME A BLUNT OBJECT. 235 00:09:47,119 --> 00:09:48,120 I'LL BEAT HIM TO DEATH. 236 00:09:48,187 --> 00:09:49,989 >> STOP! STOP! JUST STOP! STOP! 237 00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:51,524 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! 238 00:09:51,590 --> 00:09:53,092 W-WAIT A MINUTE. 239 00:09:53,159 --> 00:09:56,128 IT'S ME! [ LAUGHS ] [ APPLAUSE ] 240 00:09:56,195 --> 00:09:57,763 PRINCIPAL BELDING. 241 00:09:57,830 --> 00:09:59,598 YOU'RE NOT REALLY PRISONERS. 242 00:09:59,665 --> 00:10:03,736 THIS WAS JUST A TRUST EXERCISE TO HELP STUDENTS LEARN TO DEPEND 243 00:10:03,803 --> 00:10:05,738 UPON EACH OTHER. 244 00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:09,675 >> [ GRUNTING ] >> STOP! STOP! 245 00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:10,876 STOP! 246 00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:12,044 >> JUST SLIT HIS THROAT! 247 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:13,179 >> USE MY NAIL FILE! 248 00:10:13,245 --> 00:10:15,147 >> FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! 249 00:10:15,214 --> 00:10:17,183 [ BELL RINGS ] YES, SLATER? 250 00:10:17,249 --> 00:10:18,951 >> SO, WE REALLY DON'T GET CORVETTES? 251 00:10:19,018 --> 00:10:21,153 >> NO. ARE THERE ANY OTHER QUESTIONS? 252 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:22,355 >> ME, ME, ME, ME, ME! 253 00:10:22,421 --> 00:10:26,258 >> ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS NOT PERTAINING TO CORVETTES? 254 00:10:26,325 --> 00:10:27,393 >> AW, MAN. 255 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,061 >> I [BLEEP] HATE YOU GUYS. 256 00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:33,933 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] >> ♪ SAVED BY THE BELL ♪ 257 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,369 >> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 258 00:10:36,435 --> 00:10:38,504 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 259 00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:40,639 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 260 00:10:40,706 --> 00:10:42,808 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 261 00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:44,944 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 262 00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:47,146 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 263 00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:49,215 BA-GAWK! BAWK.