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[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
[ DRILLING, SAWING ]

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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!

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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!

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>> UGH!

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THIS FOOD NASA SENT UP IS CRAP.

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>> YEP, BUT I GOT AN IDEA.

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HEY, KOOL-AID!

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>> OH, YEAH!

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>> AAAHHH!

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[ BEEPING ]
>> [ HUMMING ]

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YEAH, THERE WE GO.

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I AM A POTATO.

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>> ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN IS ON THE
CASE!

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AHA!

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MISS SEPTEMBER HAS IMPLANTS.

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>> I SWEAR, HAZEL.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH
THAT MAN.

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HE JUST WON'T ASK HIS BOSS FOR A
RAISE.

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WHEN I MARRIED ROGER, HE HAD
SUCH BALLS.

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WHERE DID HIS BALLS GO?

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>> DAD'S BALLS ARE MISSING?

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[ GASPS ]
A MYSTERY!

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>> BROWN!

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YOU REALLY SCREWED UP THESE
FIGURES AGAIN!

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>> YES, SIR.

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>> WHO HAS [BLEEP] FOR BRAINS?

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>> ME.

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>> WHAT'S THAT?

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>> I DO.

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I HAVE [BLEEP] FOR BRAINS.

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>> THAT'S BETTER.

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>> HMM...

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>> [ SOBBING ]
>> WOW.

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I'VE BEEN A BARTENDER 18 YEARS
AND NEVER SEEN ANYONE CRY ACTUAL

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TEARS INTO THEIR BEER.

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KUDOS, CHUM.

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>> THANKS.

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>> MM-HMM.

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[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]

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STRIPPERS ALWAYS GET SO MAD WHEN
YOU ASSUME THEY'RE HOOKERS.

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>> WELL, I DEFINITELY AM ONE.

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>> MM-HMM.

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AHA!

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>> YOU KNOW, IN THE REST OF THE
WORLD, SOCCER IS CALLED

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FOOTBALL.

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HEY! HEY!

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OW!

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OHH!

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WHAT'S GOING ON?

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WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING --
>> HELLO, THERE.

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WHAT YOU'VE JUST SEEN IS A
DRAMATIZATION OF THE NEW ASSHOLE

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LAWS ENACTED BY CONGRESS, WHICH
GO INTO EFFECT JANUARY 1st.

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IT'S NOW A FEDERAL OFFENSE TO
POINT OUT THAT SOCCER IS

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ACTUALLY CALLED FOOTBALL.

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>> UH, IN FACT, NO "STAR TREK"
EPISODE CONTAINS THE WORDS "BEAM

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ME UP, SCOTTY."

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AAH!

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OUCH!

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OW! MY ARM.

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AAH! AAH!

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OW!

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>> YOU KNOW, ICELAND IS ACTUALLY
GREEN, AND GREENLAND IS ACTUALLY

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ICY?

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AAH!

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AAH! AAH!

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OH, HELP ME, HELP ME, HELP!

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>> "HEROES" IS WAY BETTER
BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY ANSWERS

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STUFF.

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ON "LOST," THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT THEY'RE DOING.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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NO, WAIT!

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>> I CAN'T BELIEVE WE JUST
SURVIVED A NUCLEAR WAR.

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>> YEAH.

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EVERYONE WE KNOW IS EITHER DEAD
OR A ZOMBIE.

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>> WE'VE GOT PLENTY OF FOOD, BUT
MOST OF IT'S CRAP.

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>> OH, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD
REALLY HIT THE SPOT RIGHT NOW?

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HEY, KOOL-AID!

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>> OH, YEAH!

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AW, YEAH!

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>> AAAHHH!

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>> OH, YEAH.

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>> WE ARE HERE TODAY TO ANNOUNCE
MICHAEL JACKSON'S DEAL TO

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PERFORM EXCLUSIVELY AT LAS
VEGAS' EXCELSIOR HOTEL.

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>> ♪ HOO-HOO ♪
>> TO PROMOTE THE DEAL, WE

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CREATED THIS.

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[ CROWD OHS ]
>> IT'S EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN

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I THOUGHT!

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[ BEEP ]
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]

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[ CROWD GASPS ]
>> WHAT THE --

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WHAT'S IT DOING?

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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
NO!

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NO, STOP!

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WHY WON'T IT STOP?

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>> MMM!

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BIG BOY.

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>> YES, I SUPPOSE IT IS A GOOD
RESTAURANT.

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>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"RESTAURANT"?

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>> ENCYCLOPEDIA, WHERE HAVE YOU
BEEN?

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>> MOM, I SOLVED THE MYSTERY OF
DAD'S MISSING BALLS.

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SEE, THERE THEY ARE -- RIGHT
BETWEEN HIS LEGS...

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AND IN THAT STRANGE LADY'S
MOUTH.

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>> AAAHHH!

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>> LOOK, HANSEL.

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I'M DROPPING BREAD CRUMBS TO
MARK OUR WAY.

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>> OUR WAY BACK TO OUR FATHER
WHO LEFT US FOR DEAD IN THE

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FOREST?

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>> WHEE!

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>> GRETEL, YOU ARE THE SMARTEST
GIRL I KNOW.

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>> THANKS.

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>> THAT WAS NOT A COMPLIMENT.

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>> I'M HUNGRY.

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[ GASPS ]
LET'S EAT THIS HOUSE.

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MMM!

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FROSTING!

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>> I THINK THAT'S BIRD [BLEEP]
>> MMM!

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BIRD [BLEEP]
>> CHILDREN!

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>> Both: AAH!

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>> YOU MUST COME INSIDE.

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YOU NEED A GOOD MEAL.

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>> [ LAUGHS ]
♪ LA LA-LA LA-LA ♪

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[ LAUGHS ]
>> IT'LL BE SO NICE TO HAVE YOU

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FOR LUNCH.

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>> DOUBLE ENTENDRE!

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[ GRUNTS ]
>> NO! NO!

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OW!

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I'M BURNING ALIVE!

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WHY?!

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[ CRIES ]
>> WE'LL SELL MORE GINGERBREAD

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THAN EVER WHEN MY WIFE IS DONE
BUILDING HER CANDY HOUSE.

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THE PRESS WE'LL GET IS ENORMOUS.

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OH, HOW SHE LOVES MAKING
CHILDREN HAPPY!

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>> Both: REVENGE IS A DISH BEST
SERVED HOT.

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>> THE END.

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AND WHAT WAS THE MORAL OF THE
STORY, BABY?

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EXACTLY!

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[ LAUGHS ]
GOOD NIGHT.

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>> AND NOW BACK TO...

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>> KIDS!

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KIDS?

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>> SO LONG, FLASH.

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YOU'LL HAVE TO PICK UP THE PACE
IF YOU WANT TO CATCH

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REVERSE FLASH.

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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> UGH!

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AGAIN WITH REVERSE FLASH!

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HE LOOKS JUST LIKE ME BUT WITH
THE EXACT OPPOSITE COLOR SCHEME.

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BRILLIANT.

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>> AT LEAST HE WEARS A MASK.

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BIZARRO SUPERMAN LOOKS JUST ME
BUT WITH A FACE LIKE SOMEBODY

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THREW UP IN A ICE TRAY.

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SERIOUSLY, IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE
[BLEEP] OUT KRYPTONITE AND THEN

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PUT IT ON SOMEONE'S FACE AGAIN.

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>> HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
NEGATIVE WONDER WOMAN?

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>> HEY, WONDER WOMAN!

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[BLEEP] YOU!

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NOW, WHERE DID I LEAVE MY
VISIBLE JET?

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OH, LOOK!

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THERE IT IS.

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EASY TO FIND.

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>> DON'T GRAB OR ANYTHING.

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>> I'D GRAB HER.

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>> GRAB HER TILL SHE COULDN'T
WALK.

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BOOYAH!

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>> UGH!

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>> AW, MAN, AM I THIRSTY.

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>> ME TOO.

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WANT TO KNOW WHAT WOULD REALLY
HIT THE SPOT?

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HEY, KOOL-AID!

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>> OH, YEAH!

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>> HEY, GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME.

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I WON AN OSCAR.

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DID YOU?

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HUH? DID JEW?

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GET IT?

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I SAID "JEW."

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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, VAG
BADGE?

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[ LAUGHS ]
TAKE ME TO REHAB!

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>> YEAH, I LOVE SEX AND
JOHNNIE WALKER.

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>> PARIS, I'M ACTUALLY
JIMMIE WALKER.

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>> EW!

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I GOT TO GET TO REHAB.

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>> LINDSAY, ARE YOU OKAY?

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>> AAAHHH!

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>> EXPERTS ARE BAFFLED BY THIS
RECENT TREND -- CELEBRITY AFTER

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CELEBRITY RUSHING OFF TO REHAB.

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COINCIDENCE OR SOMETHING MORE?

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>> YOU'RE ALL ACTING CRAZY.

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YOU'RE GOING TO EXPOSE OUR PLAN
TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

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STOP THAT.

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>> YEAH, SOMETHING IS [BURPS]
AFFECTING US.

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OH.

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OH, GOD.

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I STILL TASTE JIMMIE WALKER.

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>> ARE YOU CONSUMING ENOUGH
ALCOHOL RATIONS TO KILL EARTH'S

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DEADLY ATMOSPHERIC BACTERIA?

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>> [ Slurred ] MORE THAN ENOUGH.

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>> SHAZNOOK!

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IT MUST BE HAVING SOME SORT OF
SIDE EFFECT.

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>> YEAH, LOOK AT LINDSAY.

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YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE ON OUR PLANET
SHE WAS A NEUROSURGEON.

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>> SO HUNGRY!

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MUST FEED FRECKLES!

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[ TINKERBELL SQUEALS ]
>> TINKERBELL!

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>> THEN WE NEED TO ACT NOW
BEFORE THE EFFECTS GET ANY

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WORSE.

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SHED YOUR SKIN AND INITIATE
ATTACK SEQUENCES.

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PARIS, TAKE OUT BUSH.

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>> M'KAY.

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>> PRESIDENT BUSH.

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>> M'KAY.

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>> BRITNEY, RETURN OUR CHILD
KING TO THE HOME WORLD FOR

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SAFEKEEPING.

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>> 'KAY, Y'ALL.

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COME ON, SEAN PRESTON.

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WHERE DID I LEAVE THAT LITTLE
BABY?

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>> [ COOS ]
>> LINDSAY, YOU...

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UH...

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YOU, UH...

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GUARD THIS COFFEE CUP.

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OH, JUST DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.

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>> HEY.

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YOU'RE NOT ONE OF US.

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>> NO, I'M NOT.

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I JUST LOVE THIS UNIFORM AND
TEAM HATRED.

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EVERYONE TOGETHER NOW!

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SCHNELL! SCHNELL! SCHNELL!

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>> LET'S GO KILL PEOPLE!

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>> WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO!

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NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK!

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>> OH, HELL, I LEFT YOUR CAR
SEAT IN THE "SkyMall" CATALOG

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THAT I MEANT TO ORDER IT FROM.

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ALL RIGHT, SIT ON MY LAP, BABY.

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THIS WILL BE SAFE.

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SEAN PRESTON, USE YOUR BABY
WINGS!

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OH, MY...

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GOD.

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EWWW!

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WELL, MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

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>> EVERYONE, I'M A LIZARD!

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I'M A LIZARD!

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>> NO, MY SON.

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YOU'RE JUST AN ANTI-SEMITE.

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>> [ Whining ] I WANT TO BE A
LIZARD!

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[ CRYING ]
DON'T TOUCH ME, JEW.

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>> GIVE IT UP, LIZARD, OR WE'LL
BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!

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HA HA, YOU IDIOTS.

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DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
GEOMETRY?

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I'M A LIZARD.

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MY HEAD WILL ALWAYS GROW BACK.

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CHECK IT OUT.

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[ GRUNTS ]
>> TAKE THAT, PRESIDENT BUSH!

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>> [ GASPS ]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY

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HUSBAND?

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>> YOU MARRIED YOUR SON?

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EWW!

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>> THAT'S THE OTHER
PRESIDENT BUSH, YOU HUSSY!

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THAT'S GEORGE BUSH SR.
>> READ MY LIPS -- CALL AN

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AMBULANCE.

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NOBODY MESSES WITH MY SNOOKUMS.

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[ GRUNTS ]
>> WAIT.

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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

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OW.

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STOP.

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>> DON'T TRY TO RUN NOW, 'CAUSE
IT'S COMING.

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>> OW!

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OH, YOU TRICKED ME.

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>> HERE IT COMES.

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HOLD ON.

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GET READY FOR THE SWEET RELEASE.

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[ GRUNTS ]
[ ROARS ]

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>> FROM THE MOMENT THE VISITORS
DRANK OUR ALCOHOL...

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THEY WERE DOOMED.

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FOR THROUGH A MILLION YEARS OF
KEGGERS AND BEER BLASTS, MAN HAD

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EARNED HIS TOLERANCE.

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>> [ CHEERING ]
>> EARTHLINGS RULE!

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>> YEAH!

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>> I'M THE MOTHER[BLEEP]
PRESIDENT OF THIS PLANET.

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>> Together: [ Chanting ] EARTH!

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EARTH!

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EARTH! EARTH!

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EARTH! EARTH!

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EARTH! EARTH!

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EARTH! EARTH!

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EARTH! EARTH!

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>> OH.

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>> DID I MISS SOMETHING?

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>> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪

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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪

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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪

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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪

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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪

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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪

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BA-GAWK! BAWK.