WEBVTT X-TIMESTAMP-MAP=LOCAL:00:00:00.000,MPEGTS:9000 00:00:04.971 --> 00:00:15.982 line:10% position:35% size:50% [ THUNDER CRASHING ] [ DRILLING, SAWING ] 00:00:16.049 --> 00:00:26.025 line:10% position:10% size:63% align:start [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> IT'S ALIVE! 00:00:26.092 --> 00:00:39.339 line:10% position:10% size:63% align:start [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> IT'S ALIVE! 00:00:39.406 --> 00:00:45.211 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start >> AH, WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY TO MAKE COOKIES. 00:00:45.278 --> 00:00:51.084 line:79% position:10% size:58% align:start [ CRASHING, SCREAMING ] >> OH, MY GOD! 00:00:51.151 --> 00:00:54.120 line:85% position:35% size:50% >> HIDE THE RECIPES! 00:00:54.187 --> 00:00:55.221 line:85% position:28% size:35% >> OH, MY GOD! 00:00:55.288 --> 00:00:56.756 line:85% position:40% size:60% >> OW! MY FOOT! MY FOOT! 00:00:56.823 --> 00:01:01.361 line:79% position:10% size:38% align:start [ CRYING ] >> YOU BASTARD! 00:01:01.428 --> 00:01:04.964 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start [ WOLF HOWLING ] >> MOM! WHERE'S MY COSTUME? 00:01:05.031 --> 00:01:06.166 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> HERE IT IS, RANDY. 00:01:06.232 --> 00:01:08.668 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start A POWER RANGERS COSTUME, JUST LIKE YOU ASKED. 00:01:08.735 --> 00:01:09.869 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> IT'S A GIRL'S COSTUME! 00:01:09.936 --> 00:01:12.071 line:79% position:10% size:50% align:start [ DOORBELL RINGS ] MY FRIENDS ARE HERE! 00:01:12.138 --> 00:01:14.340 line:79% position:20% size:78% align:start >> NOBODY CARES WHAT COLOR YOUR COSTUME IS. 00:01:14.407 --> 00:01:16.042 line:79% position:10% size:30% align:start [ LAUGHTER ] >> LOOK! 00:01:16.109 --> 00:01:18.144 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start RANDY'S GOING AS ELTON JOHN THIS YEAR. 00:01:18.211 --> 00:01:19.379 line:85% position:35% size:50% >> [BLEEP] YOU GUYS. 00:01:19.446 --> 00:01:21.548 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start MOM, I NEED A TRICK-OR-TREAT BAG! 00:01:21.614 --> 00:01:23.216 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start >> WE'RE OUT OF SHOPPING BAGS, HONEY. 00:01:23.283 --> 00:01:24.317 line:85% position:28% size:35% JUST USE THIS. 00:01:24.384 --> 00:01:28.021 line:79% position:10% size:50% align:start [ LAUGHTER ] >> NICE PURSE, LADY! 00:01:28.087 --> 00:01:29.355 line:85% position:50% size:73% >> HERE YOU ARE, LITTLE GIRL. 00:01:29.422 --> 00:01:31.357 line:79% position:10% size:40% align:start [ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT DOES IT! 00:01:31.424 --> 00:01:32.826 line:85% position:30% size:38% I'M GOING HOME! 00:01:32.892 --> 00:01:34.727 line:79% position:10% size:38% align:start [ GRUNTS ] IT'S TOO SMALL. 00:01:34.794 --> 00:01:35.762 line:85% position:38% size:53% I-I CAN'T GET IT OFF! 00:01:35.829 --> 00:01:38.198 line:79% position:10% size:58% align:start >> THIS IS THE GREATEST HALLOWEEN EVER! 00:01:38.264 --> 00:01:40.700 line:85% position:35% size:50% >> IT'S ARMPIT! RUN! 00:01:40.767 --> 00:01:44.304 line:79% position:10% size:33% align:start >> [ LAUGHS ] COME HERE! 00:01:44.370 --> 00:01:46.239 line:85% position:18% size:15% >> OW! 00:01:46.306 --> 00:01:47.440 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> HEY, BABY. 00:01:47.507 --> 00:01:49.676 line:85% position:45% size:70% YOU, ME -- GOING FOR A RIDE. 00:01:49.742 --> 00:01:50.844 line:85% position:18% size:15% >> NO. 00:01:50.910 --> 00:01:53.480 line:79% position:10% size:50% align:start [ TIRES SCREECHING ] >> OH, NO. 00:01:53.546 --> 00:01:55.548 line:85% position:43% size:65% ARMPIT'S GONNA RAPE RANDY. 00:01:55.615 --> 00:01:57.550 line:79% position:10% size:48% align:start [ SEATS SQUEAKING ] >> [ SOBBING ] 00:02:06.226 --> 00:02:09.496 line:85% position:40% size:60% NOBODY...UNDERSTANDS ME! 00:02:09.562 --> 00:02:13.700 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start I TRY TO FIT IN...BUT I'M FILLED WITH SO MUCH RAGE! 00:02:13.766 --> 00:02:16.569 line:79% position:15% size:78% align:start WHY DID MY SOCCER COACH DO THAT TO ME? 00:02:16.636 --> 00:02:18.571 line:79% position:10% size:35% align:start [ SOBBING ] [ WHIMPERING ] 00:02:29.349 --> 00:02:30.750 line:85% position:43% size:65% YOU KNOW WHAT, SWEETHEART? 00:02:30.817 --> 00:02:32.185 line:85% position:50% size:70% I DIDN'T EVEN GET YOUR NAME. 00:02:32.252 --> 00:02:35.188 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start [ KNOCKING ] >> ARE YOU RANDY McCORMICK? 00:02:35.255 --> 00:02:35.889 line:85% position:20% size:18% >> YES! 00:02:35.955 --> 00:02:37.524 line:85% position:50% size:78% OH, THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE! 00:02:37.590 --> 00:02:38.625 line:85% position:35% size:50% I'M RANDY McCORMICK! 00:02:38.691 --> 00:02:40.126 line:85% position:35% size:50% >> RANDY McCORMICK?! 00:02:40.193 --> 00:02:42.161 line:85% position:40% size:60% I'M GONNA KILL YOU, MAN! 00:02:42.228 --> 00:02:45.632 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start [ SOBBING, TIRES SCREECHING ] >> RANDY, I'M AFRAID YOUR MOM'S 00:02:45.698 --> 00:02:46.099 line:85% position:18% size:13% DEAD. 00:02:46.165 --> 00:02:46.633 line:85% position:23% size:23% >> WHAT?! 00:02:46.699 --> 00:02:47.867 line:85% position:38% size:55% >> IT WAS A FIRE, SON. 00:02:47.934 --> 00:02:50.236 line:79% position:50% size:78% IT SEEMS ALL SHE HAD TIME TO DO WAS WRITE THIS NOTE SAYING SHE 00:02:50.303 --> 00:02:51.004 line:85% position:30% size:40% NEVER LOVED YOU. 00:02:51.070 --> 00:02:51.771 line:85% position:23% size:25% >> OH, NO! 00:02:51.838 --> 00:02:54.874 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start >> RIGHT BEFORE SHE SHOT YOUR DOG. 00:02:54.941 --> 00:02:57.911 line:85% position:40% size:58% HAVE A HAPPY HALLOWEEN. 00:02:57.977 --> 00:03:06.486 line:79% position:10% size:53% align:start [ CAR DOOR CLOSES ] [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 00:03:06.553 --> 00:03:10.089 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> COURT'S ADJOURNED. 00:03:10.156 --> 00:03:13.059 line:79% position:25% size:28% [ SQUEAKS ] [ SQUEAKS ] 00:03:13.126 --> 00:03:16.095 line:79% position:10% size:33% align:start [ SQUEAKS ] [ SQUEAKING ] 00:03:16.162 --> 00:03:17.463 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> I THINK WE'RE FRAKKED. 00:03:17.530 --> 00:03:19.766 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start I CAN'T SEE ANY FRAKKING WAY WE CAN SURVIVE THIS FRAKKIN' 00:03:19.832 --> 00:03:20.233 line:85% position:20% size:20% ASSAULT. 00:03:20.300 --> 00:03:21.134 line:85% position:28% size:35% >> SORRY, SIR. 00:03:21.200 --> 00:03:22.368 line:85% position:38% size:53% I NEED TO BE EXCUSED. 00:03:22.435 --> 00:03:25.338 line:79% position:45% size:68% I GOT TO TAKE A SHART -- A MASSIVE, WET, SLOPPY, HUGE, 00:03:25.405 --> 00:03:26.272 line:85% position:30% size:38% FRAKKIN' SHART. 00:03:26.339 --> 00:03:27.640 line:85% position:40% size:60% >> SORRY I'M LATE, GUYS. 00:03:27.707 --> 00:03:29.976 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start I WAS JUST HAVIN' ARNAL SEX IN THE LOCKER ROOM. 00:03:30.043 --> 00:03:33.379 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start >> [ SPITS ] >> WHO THE FRAK JARKED OFF IN MY 00:03:33.446 --> 00:03:35.214 line:85% position:33% size:43% FRAKKIN' COFFEE?! 00:03:35.281 --> 00:03:37.517 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start >> WHAT THE [BLEEP] ARE THEY SAYING? 00:03:37.584 --> 00:03:41.387 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start >> OH, IT IS EVER SO LONELY BEING THE LAST UNICORN. 00:03:41.454 --> 00:03:43.590 line:85% position:43% size:65% WILL I EVER FIND A FRIEND? 00:03:43.656 --> 00:03:44.857 line:85% position:18% size:15% >> YO! 00:03:44.924 --> 00:03:48.494 line:79% position:20% size:80% align:start [ NEIGHS ] >> OH, TO BE THE LAST UNICORN IS 00:03:48.561 --> 00:03:50.663 line:85% position:40% size:60% A WOEFUL PLIGHT, INDEED. 00:03:50.730 --> 00:03:53.866 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start >> BRET MATTHEWS, A NORMAL TEENAGER UNTIL HE CRASHED HIS 00:03:53.933 --> 00:03:56.836 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start CAR INTO A SECRET GOVERNMENT MOLECULAR-TRANSFER RAY. 00:03:56.903 --> 00:04:00.173 line:79% position:13% size:80% align:start NOW, WHENEVER BRET GETS TOO HOT, HE BECOMES THE INCREDIBLE 00:04:00.239 --> 00:04:02.241 line:85% position:25% size:28% TURBO TEEN. 00:04:16.089 --> 00:04:20.259 line:79% position:10% size:35% align:start >> [ GIGGLES ] OH, YEAH! 00:04:20.326 --> 00:04:21.427 line:85% position:23% size:23% OH, YEAH! 00:04:21.494 --> 00:04:23.363 line:85% position:35% size:48% DO ME, ALEX! DO ME! 00:04:23.429 --> 00:04:24.430 line:85% position:25% size:30% ALEX, DO ME! 00:04:24.497 --> 00:04:25.431 line:85% position:20% size:20% COME ON! 00:04:25.498 --> 00:04:27.133 line:79% position:10% size:65% align:start [ CAR DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ] ALEX, I'M WORRIED. 00:04:27.200 --> 00:04:29.502 line:79% position:50% size:78% >> YOU AFRAID BRET'S GONNA FIND OUT HIS GIRL'S CHEATING ON HIM 00:04:29.569 --> 00:04:30.570 line:85% position:38% size:53% WITH HIS BEST FRIEND? 00:04:30.637 --> 00:04:31.838 line:85% position:28% size:35% >> NO, STUPID. 00:04:31.904 --> 00:04:34.207 line:79% position:50% size:80% I'M WORRIED OUR SEX STAINS WON'T COME OUT OF THOSE LEATHER SEATS. 00:04:34.273 --> 00:04:36.509 line:79% position:10% size:50% align:start [ LAUGHS ] I LOVE BEING A SLUT! 00:04:36.576 --> 00:04:38.711 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> DUDE, FREE CAR! 00:04:38.778 --> 00:04:41.047 line:79% position:38% size:53% [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] [ TIRES SCREECHING ] 00:04:41.114 --> 00:04:45.151 line:79% position:10% size:48% align:start [ METAL CRUNCHING ] [ VOMITING ] 00:04:45.218 --> 00:04:47.153 line:85% position:25% size:30% SORRY, DUDE. 00:04:57.263 --> 00:05:00.633 line:79% position:10% size:48% align:start [ METAL CRUNCHING ] [ LAUGHTER ] 00:05:00.700 --> 00:05:01.701 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! 00:05:01.768 --> 00:05:04.537 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> YEAH! 00:05:04.604 --> 00:05:11.678 line:79% position:10% size:58% align:start [ BRAKES SQUEALING ] [ DRILLING, HAMMERING ] 00:05:11.744 --> 00:05:16.749 line:79% position:35% size:50% [ TIRES SCREECHING ] [ BRAKES SQUEALING ] 00:05:16.816 --> 00:05:18.751 line:79% position:10% size:55% align:start [ BEEPING ] >> AA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-H! 00:05:26.325 --> 00:05:28.294 line:79% position:10% size:30% align:start [ CRYING ] [ WHIMPERS ] 00:05:35.935 --> 00:05:37.370 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> EASTER BUNNY! EASTER BUNNY! 00:05:37.437 --> 00:05:39.706 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start I FOUND NINE EASTER EGGS AND A CHOCOLATE ONE! 00:05:39.772 --> 00:05:43.176 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start I DIDN'T HIDE ANY CHOCOLATE EGGS. 00:05:43.242 --> 00:05:44.477 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> GIVE IT UP, TRACY! 00:05:44.544 --> 00:05:46.746 line:85% position:45% size:68% YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE! 00:05:46.813 --> 00:05:49.449 line:79% position:10% size:63% align:start >> WASN'T PLANNING ON IT, PRUNEFACE. 00:05:49.515 --> 00:05:52.318 line:85% position:50% size:80% IT'S FINAL CUT FOR YOU, FLATTOP. 00:05:52.385 --> 00:05:54.654 line:85% position:38% size:53% [BLEEP] YOU, MUMBLES. 00:05:54.721 --> 00:05:55.755 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> WOW, DICK! 00:05:55.822 --> 00:05:57.090 line:85% position:40% size:58% YOU REALLY SHOWED THEM. 00:05:57.156 --> 00:05:58.891 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> HA! I SURE DID, HORSEMOUTH. 00:05:58.958 --> 00:06:00.960 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start >> UH, DO YOU NEED A RIDE BACK TO THE STATION? 00:06:01.027 --> 00:06:02.295 line:85% position:40% size:60% >> NO, THANKS, BIG EARS. 00:06:02.361 --> 00:06:03.429 line:85% position:33% size:45% I THINK I'LL WALK. 00:06:03.496 --> 00:06:05.298 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start >> YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE IT EASY WITH THE NICKNAMES, TRACY. 00:06:05.364 --> 00:06:08.134 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start CRIMINALS ARE FINE, BUT GUYS IN THE PRECINCT ARE TAKING IT 00:06:08.201 --> 00:06:09.268 line:85% position:23% size:23% PERSONAL. 00:06:09.335 --> 00:06:12.071 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start >> YOU DO THINGS YOUR WAY, MAN-BOOBS, I'LL DO THEM MINE. 00:06:12.138 --> 00:06:13.673 line:85% position:50% size:80% HEY! HOW'S IT GOING, DEEPTHROAT? 00:06:13.740 --> 00:06:14.774 line:85% position:35% size:50% >> HOW DOES HE KNOW? 00:06:14.841 --> 00:06:15.475 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> UH... 00:06:15.541 --> 00:06:16.976 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> I WAS TALKING TO YOU, BUDDY. 00:06:17.043 --> 00:06:17.977 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> PAPER, MISTER? 00:06:18.044 --> 00:06:19.512 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> NO, THANKS, PRE-PUBES. 00:06:19.579 --> 00:06:21.380 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start >> SO THAT'S THE REASON THEY CALL YOU DICK. 00:06:21.447 --> 00:06:23.616 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> YEAH. 00:06:23.683 --> 00:06:25.251 line:85% position:33% size:45% THAT'S THE REASON. 00:06:25.318 --> 00:06:26.886 line:85% position:35% size:48% >> RANDY McCORMICK! 00:06:26.953 --> 00:06:28.287 line:85% position:30% size:40% RANDY McCORMICK! 00:06:28.354 --> 00:06:29.989 line:85% position:40% size:60% I'M GONNA KILL YOU, MAN! 00:06:30.056 --> 00:06:31.991 line:85% position:28% size:33% AA-A-A-A-A-H! 00:06:36.129 --> 00:06:39.398 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start >> WISP, YOU MUST FOLLOW THE SPHERE OF LIGHT TO A LAND 00:06:39.465 --> 00:06:42.535 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start WITHOUT COLOR AND RESCUE THE SEVEN COLOR KIDS. 00:06:42.602 --> 00:06:46.305 line:79% position:15% size:78% align:start ONCE THERE, YOU WILL BE FOREVER KNOWN AS RAINBOW BRITE. 00:06:46.372 --> 00:06:47.673 line:85% position:48% size:73% WILL YOU ACCEPT THIS MISSION? 00:06:47.740 --> 00:06:48.674 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> YES, I WILL! 00:06:48.741 --> 00:06:51.544 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start >> THEN FOLLOW THE SPHERE OF LIGHT. 00:06:51.611 --> 00:06:53.279 line:79% position:25% size:30% [ FLATLINE ] >> CALL IT. 00:06:53.346 --> 00:06:54.881 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> TIME OF DEATH -- 4:15 P.M. 00:06:54.947 --> 00:06:57.116 line:79% position:10% size:53% align:start [ BOTH CRYING ] >> OH, NO, OUR CHILD! 00:06:57.183 --> 00:06:57.950 line:85% position:25% size:28% >> MY BABY! 00:06:58.017 --> 00:06:59.819 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> WE'LL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER. 00:07:04.390 --> 00:07:07.660 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start >> SO, YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME VENOM DID THIS TO MASK 00:07:07.727 --> 00:07:08.561 line:85% position:28% size:33% HEADQUARTERS? 00:07:08.628 --> 00:07:10.029 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> UM... 00:07:10.096 --> 00:07:10.663 line:85% position:15% size:10% YES? 00:07:10.730 --> 00:07:11.697 line:85% position:35% size:48% >> MALARKEY, SCOTT. 00:07:11.764 --> 00:07:13.099 line:85% position:50% size:80% WHAT REALLY HAPPENED LAST NIGHT? 00:07:13.166 --> 00:07:14.200 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> UH... 00:07:14.267 --> 00:07:16.335 line:79% position:10% size:55% align:start [ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ] [ GLASS BREAKING ] 00:07:16.402 --> 00:07:17.270 line:85% position:30% size:40% >> WHOO-HOO-HOO! 00:07:17.336 --> 00:07:18.304 line:85% position:25% size:28% LOOK AT ME! 00:07:18.371 --> 00:07:19.739 line:85% position:25% size:30% I'M IN MASK! 00:07:19.806 --> 00:07:22.441 line:85% position:30% size:40% >> AA-A-A-A-A-H! 00:07:22.508 --> 00:07:23.876 line:85% position:20% size:20% WHOA-OH! 00:07:23.943 --> 00:07:26.445 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start >> THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE! 00:07:26.512 --> 00:07:28.848 line:85% position:23% size:23% WHOO-HOO! 00:07:28.915 --> 00:07:33.886 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start [ SMOOCHING ] >> YOU'RE GROUNDED, MISTER. 00:07:33.953 --> 00:07:35.855 line:85% position:35% size:48% >> SUCH AN ASSHOLE! 00:07:35.922 --> 00:07:39.292 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start [ CRYING ] >> HE'S NEVER HAD A MOTHER, 00:07:39.358 --> 00:07:40.493 line:85% position:18% size:13% SATO. 00:07:40.560 --> 00:07:43.930 line:79% position:48% size:75% >> SATO SAY GOOD WOMAN WILL DO 70 CHORES AROUND THE HOUSE -- 00:07:43.996 --> 00:07:46.032 line:85% position:30% size:38% COOKING AND 69. 00:07:46.098 --> 00:07:49.168 line:79% position:10% size:60% align:start >> OH, SATO, YOU'RE FANTASTICALLY OFFENSIVE. 00:07:49.235 --> 00:07:50.736 line:85% position:35% size:50% >> A DATING WEBSITE? 00:07:50.803 --> 00:07:52.705 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start THAT COULD BE A HUGE SECURITY RISK, MATT. 00:07:52.772 --> 00:07:53.706 line:85% position:30% size:40% >> SORRY, HONDO. 00:07:53.773 --> 00:07:55.274 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start I JUST DON'T MEET THAT MANY WOMEN. 00:07:55.341 --> 00:07:57.009 line:79% position:10% size:65% align:start >> WHY DON'T YOU JUST DATE GLORIA? 00:07:57.076 --> 00:07:59.812 line:79% position:10% size:35% align:start [ RATCHETING ] >> NAH. 00:07:59.879 --> 00:08:01.314 line:85% position:45% size:70% I'M MORE OF A CHUBBY CHASER. 00:08:01.380 --> 00:08:04.483 line:79% position:15% size:78% align:start >> YEAH, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A BIG, HARD -- WAIT. 00:08:04.550 --> 00:08:06.485 line:85% position:45% size:70% WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY CHUBBY? 00:08:17.663 --> 00:08:20.766 line:79% position:10% size:35% align:start [ BOTH LAUGH ] >> OH, MATT. 00:08:20.833 --> 00:08:22.969 line:79% position:10% size:63% align:start [ CAR ALARM DEACTIVATES ] WOW! 00:08:23.035 --> 00:08:24.704 line:85% position:28% size:33% BITCHIN' CAR! 00:08:24.770 --> 00:08:28.608 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET. 00:08:28.674 --> 00:08:30.076 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> MADRE DE DIOS! 00:08:30.142 --> 00:08:33.579 line:79% position:10% size:48% align:start [ R&B MUSIC PLAYS ] >> DANG! 00:08:33.646 --> 00:08:36.082 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start DOES EVERYTHING IN THIS HOUSE TRANSFORM? 00:08:36.148 --> 00:08:36.616 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> YEAH. 00:08:36.682 --> 00:08:38.618 line:85% position:33% size:43% WATCH THIS, BABY. 00:08:42.221 --> 00:08:43.856 line:85% position:20% size:18% >> WOW! 00:08:43.923 --> 00:08:46.692 line:79% position:10% size:40% align:start MMM! [ GIGGLES ] MMM! 00:08:46.759 --> 00:08:48.594 line:85% position:48% size:73% SO ALL Y'ALL HAVE MASKS, HUH? 00:08:48.661 --> 00:08:50.329 line:85% position:35% size:48% DON'T I GET A MASK? 00:08:50.396 --> 00:08:52.365 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> YEAH, YOU SURE DO. 00:08:52.431 --> 00:08:54.367 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start >> [ LAUGHING, SNORTING ] >> DARLENE'S PREGNANT, SATO! 00:09:02.675 --> 00:09:03.676 line:85% position:35% size:48% WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 00:09:03.743 --> 00:09:09.715 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start >> SATO SAY SHOTGUN WEDDING IS CASE OF WIFE OR DEATH. 00:09:09.782 --> 00:09:12.785 line:79% position:10% size:63% align:start [ "WEDDING MARCH" PLAYS ] >> [ SIGHS ] 00:09:12.852 --> 00:09:14.020 line:85% position:18% size:13% I DO. 00:09:14.086 --> 00:09:16.622 line:79% position:50% size:78% >> THEN BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME, I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND 00:09:16.689 --> 00:09:17.490 line:85% position:18% size:13% WIFE. 00:09:17.556 --> 00:09:23.029 line:79% position:10% size:65% align:start >> [ CRYING ] >> YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE. 00:09:23.095 --> 00:09:25.131 line:85% position:20% size:18% >> NOW! 00:09:25.197 --> 00:09:26.632 line:85% position:28% size:35% >> OH, MY GOD. 00:09:26.699 --> 00:09:28.200 line:85% position:28% size:35% MILES MAYHEM?! 00:09:28.267 --> 00:09:29.368 line:85% position:50% size:70% >> HE'S THE LEADER OF VENOM. 00:09:29.435 --> 00:09:30.303 line:85% position:25% size:30% >> HA HA HA! 00:09:30.369 --> 00:09:32.104 line:85% position:45% size:68% THE JOKE'S ON YOU, TRAKKER! 00:09:32.171 --> 00:09:35.875 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start [ CRASHING ] NOW I HAVE ALL YOUR SECRETS, 00:09:35.942 --> 00:09:36.676 line:85% position:18% size:13% MASK! 00:09:36.742 --> 00:09:38.978 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start VENOM LEGALLY OWNS HALF YOUR [BLEEP] 00:09:39.045 --> 00:09:40.913 line:85% position:40% size:60% JUST TRY AND DIVORCE ME! 00:09:40.980 --> 00:09:43.382 line:79% position:10% size:45% align:start >> BUT I PUT MY -- YOU PUT YOUR... 00:09:43.449 --> 00:09:44.850 line:85% position:25% size:28% OH, MY GOD. 00:09:44.917 --> 00:09:48.554 line:79% position:15% size:78% align:start >> SATO SAY GAY DINOSAUR CALLED MEGA-SORE-ASS. 00:09:48.621 --> 00:09:52.058 line:79% position:18% size:80% align:start >> YOU'LL HAVE TO BATHE YOURSELF FROM NOW ON, SCOTT TRAKKER! 00:09:52.124 --> 00:09:56.128 line:79% position:10% size:43% align:start [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] >> MOM? 00:09:56.195 --> 00:09:57.263 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> WHAT A PLAN! 00:09:57.330 --> 00:09:58.631 line:85% position:40% size:60% NOTHING CAN STOP US NOW! 00:09:58.698 --> 00:09:59.699 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> YEAH. 00:09:59.765 --> 00:10:02.535 line:79% position:15% size:80% align:start BUT WOULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN EASIER TO SEND ME INSTEAD? 00:10:02.601 --> 00:10:04.303 line:85% position:45% size:70% I MEAN, I'M AN ACTUAL CHICK. 00:10:04.370 --> 00:10:06.305 line:85% position:25% size:28% >> SILENCE! 00:10:12.078 --> 00:10:15.281 line:79% position:10% size:60% align:start [ SIGHS ] >> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:15.348 --> 00:10:17.950 line:10% position:10% size:78% align:start ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK 00:10:18.017 --> 00:10:19.785 line:10% position:10% size:53% align:start BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:19.852 --> 00:10:22.154 line:10% position:10% size:78% align:start ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK 00:10:22.221 --> 00:10:23.990 line:10% position:10% size:53% align:start BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:24.056 --> 00:10:26.459 line:10% position:10% size:78% align:start ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK 00:10:26.525 --> 00:10:31.697 line:10% position:10% size:35% align:start BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-GAWK! BAWK. 00:10:31.764 --> 00:10:33.299 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> GRR. ARGH. 00:10:33.366 --> 00:10:35.067 line:85% position:23% size:23% >> BLAMO! 00:10:35.134 --> 00:10:35.735 line:85% position:23% size:23% >> ARRGH! 00:10:35.801 --> 00:10:36.802 line:85% position:30% size:40% >> IT WON'T DIE. 00:10:36.869 --> 00:10:38.871 line:85% position:23% size:23% NO-O-O-O! 00:10:38.938 --> 00:10:40.806 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> GRR! ARGH! 00:10:40.873 --> 00:10:42.942 line:85% position:25% size:30% >> AAH! AAH! 00:10:43.009 --> 00:10:43.943 line:85% position:20% size:18% >> GRR! 00:10:44.010 --> 00:10:45.311 line:85% position:25% size:28% >> MY BABY! 00:10:45.378 --> 00:10:49.348 line:79% position:10% size:43% align:start AAH! [ GURGLING ] OH! AAH! OHH! 00:10:49.415 --> 00:10:51.317 line:85% position:35% size:50% OH, THERE IS NO GOD! 00:10:51.384 --> 00:10:52.318 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> COME ON, JOSS. 00:10:52.385 --> 00:10:55.121 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start THAT'S WHY YOU GOT KICKED OFF "WONDER WOMAN." 00:10:55.187 --> 00:10:57.123 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> GRR! ARGH!