1 00:00:04,904 --> 00:00:09,042 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 2 00:00:09,109 --> 00:00:11,111 [ DRILL WHIRS ] >> IT'S ALIVE! 3 00:00:28,294 --> 00:00:30,296 >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] >> CAN YOU SHOW US THE AREA 4 00:00:39,606 --> 00:00:40,774 WHERE THE MAN TOUCHED YOU? 5 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:43,476 >> RIGHT HERE... 6 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:45,545 ON MY PENIS! 7 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:58,792 [ TOILET FLUSHES ] >> I GOT TO STOP EATING MACARONI 8 00:00:58,858 --> 00:01:00,193 AND CHEESE WITH EVERY MEAL. 9 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:01,494 IT'S NATURE'S ASS CORK. 10 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:02,929 >> TINY, YOU'RE LATE. 11 00:01:02,996 --> 00:01:04,864 YOUR TEAM NEEDS YOU IN BATTLE. 12 00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:07,033 >> OKAY, HERE WE GO! 13 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:09,869 HO HO HO HO HO HO! 14 00:01:09,936 --> 00:01:12,472 [ HEART BEATING ] >> All: OH! 15 00:01:12,539 --> 00:01:13,306 >> TINY! 16 00:01:13,373 --> 00:01:15,341 >> THAT IS TERRIBLY GROSS. 17 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:16,476 >> HOW EMBARRASSING. 18 00:01:16,543 --> 00:01:18,144 >> WE'RE JUST CONCERNED, TINY. 19 00:01:18,211 --> 00:01:19,913 >> YEAH, THE PROBLEM'S GETTING BIGGER. 20 00:01:19,979 --> 00:01:20,880 >> LIKE YOUR STOMACH. 21 00:01:20,947 --> 00:01:22,916 >> JUST LET ME EAT MY PIZZA IN PEACE. 22 00:01:22,982 --> 00:01:24,050 >> THAT'S NOT PIZZA. 23 00:01:24,117 --> 00:01:26,820 THAT'S THE CARDBOARD CIRCLE YOU MICROWAVE THE PIZZA ON! 24 00:01:26,886 --> 00:01:28,521 >> OH. 25 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:31,624 [ ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ GRUNTS ] 26 00:01:37,864 --> 00:01:38,631 >> IT'S ZOLTAR! 27 00:01:38,698 --> 00:01:45,038 OKAY, TEAM -- >> G-FORCE! 28 00:01:45,104 --> 00:01:48,107 >> WOW, TINY, [GIGGLES] THAT WAS IMPRESSIVE. 29 00:01:48,174 --> 00:01:51,444 >> [ SPUTTERING ] YOU'RE MY HE-HERO! 30 00:01:51,511 --> 00:01:53,446 >> LOOKS LIKE FATTY'S STEALING ALL OUR THUNDER. 31 00:01:53,513 --> 00:01:54,981 >> YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? 32 00:01:55,048 --> 00:01:56,182 >> UH-HUH. 33 00:01:56,249 --> 00:01:59,419 >> HEY, TINY, I THOUGHT WE COULD CELEBRATE TODAY'S VIC-- WOW. 34 00:01:59,485 --> 00:02:02,622 OKAY, WE WERE NOT THINKING THE SAME THING AT ALL HERE. 35 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:04,357 >> HELLO, AND WELCOME TO "MYTHBUSTERS." 36 00:02:04,424 --> 00:02:05,892 ON TODAY'S EPISODE, THE HOLOCAUST. 37 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,026 >> HOLD THAT THOUGHT, ADAM. 38 00:02:07,093 --> 00:02:07,861 MYTHBUSTERS. 39 00:02:07,926 --> 00:02:08,828 >> Please help! 40 00:02:08,895 --> 00:02:10,597 My son won't stop masturbating. 41 00:02:10,663 --> 00:02:13,867 I told him he'll go blind, but he says that's just a myth. 42 00:02:13,933 --> 00:02:15,235 Is that true? 43 00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:16,069 >> WE GOT ONE! 44 00:02:16,135 --> 00:02:18,137 [ RINGING ] [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 45 00:02:21,608 --> 00:02:23,743 >> MASTURBATION DOES NOT CAUSE BLINDNESS. 46 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:26,846 THE ONLY CORRELATION BETWEEN THE TWO IS THAT SEMEN CONTAINS A 47 00:02:26,913 --> 00:02:27,981 LARGE AMOUNT OF ZINC. 48 00:02:28,047 --> 00:02:30,049 >> [ SCREAMS ] >> AS MUCH AS .25 MILLIGRAMS OF 49 00:02:30,116 --> 00:02:31,885 ZINC TO ONE MILLILITER OF SEMINAL FLUID. 50 00:02:31,951 --> 00:02:34,988 >> A DEFICIENCY OF ZINC CAN CAUSE BLINDNESS. 51 00:02:35,054 --> 00:02:37,457 >> BUT THE LOSS OF ZINC THROUGH MASTURBATION ISN'T NEARLY ENOUGH 52 00:02:37,524 --> 00:02:38,358 TO CAUSE A DEFICIENCY. 53 00:02:38,424 --> 00:02:40,960 [ TIRES SCREECH ] [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 54 00:02:41,027 --> 00:02:41,995 YOU CALLED ABOUT A MYTH? 55 00:02:42,061 --> 00:02:44,930 >> YEAH, I THOUGHT WE JUST -- >> THERE'S NO TIME! 56 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,199 >> OH, MY GOD! 57 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:48,201 >> Both: MYTHBUSTERS, GO! 58 00:02:48,268 --> 00:02:50,336 >> AAH! 59 00:02:50,403 --> 00:02:51,437 I'M SORRY! 60 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:54,541 I SWEAR I'LL NEVER MASTURBATE AGAIN! 61 00:02:54,607 --> 00:02:55,975 >> ANOTHER MYTH BUSTED. 62 00:02:56,042 --> 00:02:58,043 >> Both: HERE ON "MYTHBUSTERS"! 63 00:02:59,579 --> 00:03:00,547 >> OW! 64 00:03:00,613 --> 00:03:02,582 MOTHER-- [BLEEP] PIECE OF [BLEEP] 65 00:03:02,649 --> 00:03:05,218 [ ROARS ] >> ARE YOU TIMMY? 66 00:03:12,725 --> 00:03:13,993 DAMN IT! 67 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:16,062 I'LL FIND HIM. 68 00:03:17,430 --> 00:03:19,732 >> RUN, FOREST! RUN! 69 00:03:19,799 --> 00:03:21,334 >> WELL, BLOW ME DOWN! 70 00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:24,270 WHAT'S EVERYBODY DOING IN ME LIVING ROOM? 71 00:03:24,337 --> 00:03:25,405 >> OH, POPEYE! 72 00:03:25,471 --> 00:03:26,706 IT'S THE SPINACH. 73 00:03:26,773 --> 00:03:28,474 WE THINK YOU'RE ADDICTED. 74 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:31,177 >> THOSE FOREARMS ARE GROTESQUE, SON. 75 00:03:31,244 --> 00:03:32,345 IT AIN'T NATURAL. 76 00:03:32,412 --> 00:03:33,780 >> ME SPINACH? 77 00:03:33,846 --> 00:03:35,548 HA-GA-GA-GA-GA-GA! 78 00:03:35,615 --> 00:03:36,916 IT'S SPINACH. 79 00:03:36,983 --> 00:03:38,785 >> THEN HAND IT OVER. 80 00:03:38,851 --> 00:03:39,786 >> WHAT? 81 00:03:39,852 --> 00:03:41,954 [ GRUMBLES ] YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR 82 00:03:42,021 --> 00:03:43,356 COTTON-PICKING MINDS! 83 00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:46,626 YOU CAN'T TAKE ME SPINACH. 84 00:03:49,262 --> 00:03:50,829 >> AAH! 85 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:52,665 >> POPEYE, ME BOY, FIGHT IT! 86 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:53,733 FIGHT IT, SON! 87 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:54,567 >> I CAN'T! 88 00:03:54,634 --> 00:03:56,569 [ CRYING ] I CAN'T! 89 00:03:56,636 --> 00:04:00,974 [ MUMBLING, CRYING ] >> SO WHY ARE YOU HERE? 90 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:05,278 >> I WANT TO DESTROY CITIES AND RID THE STREETS OF WEAPONRY. 91 00:04:05,345 --> 00:04:08,114 >> YEAH, BUT WHY ARE YOU REALLY HERE? 92 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:10,950 >> I WANT TO BE KING OF THE MONSTERS. 93 00:04:11,017 --> 00:04:11,951 >> THERE YOU GO. 94 00:04:12,018 --> 00:04:14,387 NOW IF YOU STICK WITH ME, YOU'LL MAKE IT. 95 00:04:14,454 --> 00:04:17,055 BUT YOU GOT TO UNLEARN THAT [BLEEP] THAT THEY TEACH YOU ON 96 00:04:17,123 --> 00:04:19,926 MONSTER ISLAND NOW, 'CAUSE THAT [BLEEP] WILL GET YOU KILLED OUT 97 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:20,760 HERE. 98 00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:22,228 >> I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT ME TO DO. 99 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:23,663 >> [ LAUGHS ] MY LIZARD. 100 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:24,897 NOW, HOW'S YOUR JAPANESE? 101 00:04:24,964 --> 00:04:26,065 >> NOT THAT GOOD. 102 00:04:26,132 --> 00:04:27,767 >> WELL, YOU LEARN THAT [BLEEP] THEN, BROTHER, 'CAUSE THAT 103 00:04:27,834 --> 00:04:28,935 [BLEEP] WILL GET YOU KILLED. 104 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:32,105 THESE [BLEEP] OUT THERE BE PLANNING ALL TYPES OF [BLEEP] ON 105 00:04:32,171 --> 00:04:33,640 YOU. 106 00:04:33,706 --> 00:04:35,675 HEY, YO, MAZINGER, YOU GOT MY STUFF? 107 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:36,843 >> YO, WHAT YOU NEED, 'ZILLA? 108 00:04:36,909 --> 00:04:37,477 CHECK IT OUT. 109 00:04:37,543 --> 00:04:38,544 I GOT ROCKET-FIRING HANDS. 110 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:40,346 I GOT ROCKETS FOR YOUR SHOULDERS AND LEGS. 111 00:04:40,413 --> 00:04:41,214 MY [BLEEP] IS TIGHT! 112 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:42,949 >> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 113 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:44,917 WELL, ANYWAY... 114 00:04:44,984 --> 00:04:45,985 >> WHAT DID YOU DO?! 115 00:04:46,052 --> 00:04:48,287 >> JUSTIFIABLE HOMICIDE IN THE LINE OF DUTY. 116 00:04:48,354 --> 00:04:49,489 >> NO, THAT WAS MURDER. 117 00:04:49,555 --> 00:04:50,690 >> OPEN YOUR EYES, SON. 118 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:53,626 >> THAT MAN WAS YOUR FRIEND, AND YOU KILLED HIM LIKE A FLY. 119 00:04:53,693 --> 00:04:55,595 >> WHY IS HE MY FRIEND, HUH? 120 00:04:55,662 --> 00:04:56,696 BECAUSE HE KNOWS MY NAME? 121 00:04:56,763 --> 00:04:58,498 MAZINGER SOLD GUNS AND ROCKETS. 122 00:04:58,564 --> 00:05:00,433 THE WORLD IS A BETTER PLACE WITHOUT HIM, ANYWAY. 123 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:01,601 NOW GET YOUR ASS IN THE CAR. 124 00:05:01,668 --> 00:05:02,502 >> NO WAY, MAN. 125 00:05:02,568 --> 00:05:03,736 I'M GETTING REASSIGNED. 126 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:04,904 >> WELL, YOU DO THAT. 127 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:06,239 YOU TELL THEM WHAT I DID. 128 00:05:06,305 --> 00:05:08,775 I DON'T GIVE A DAMN, 'CAUSE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU. 129 00:05:08,841 --> 00:05:13,846 KING KONG AIN'T GOT [BLEEP] ON ME. 130 00:05:13,913 --> 00:05:15,682 >> [ LAUGHS ] >> ♪ DO DO DO 131 00:05:15,748 --> 00:05:17,817 GOING TO WORK, HELPING THE ENVIRONMENT, 132 00:05:17,884 --> 00:05:19,886 SAVING THE ECONOMY ♪ [ GLASS SHATTERS ] 133 00:05:25,124 --> 00:05:29,696 >> SORRY, COUNCIL OF EVIL TABLES, YOUR VILLAINY STOPS NOW. 134 00:05:29,762 --> 00:05:32,765 SO SAYS THE TABLE SMASHER! 135 00:05:35,968 --> 00:05:41,741 [ ALARM BEEPS ] SO WE MEET AGAIN, SOUTH AFRICAN 136 00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:45,545 OAK CONFERENCE TABLE! 137 00:05:45,611 --> 00:05:46,345 RATS! 138 00:05:46,412 --> 00:05:48,381 DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY! 139 00:05:48,448 --> 00:05:49,315 OH! 140 00:05:49,382 --> 00:05:51,117 >> DON'T DO IT, TABLE SMASHER! 141 00:05:51,183 --> 00:05:53,720 >> YOU KNOW WHAT THIS TABLE TOOK FROM ME! 142 00:05:53,786 --> 00:05:56,956 >> IT AIN'T WORTH IT. 143 00:05:57,023 --> 00:06:00,026 >> LIKE HELL IT AIN'T! 144 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:04,697 >> OH, LORD! 145 00:06:04,764 --> 00:06:07,300 THAT WOBBLE'S NEVER GONNA GO AWAY. 146 00:06:07,366 --> 00:06:08,067 >> GO AHEAD! 147 00:06:08,134 --> 00:06:09,268 SLAP THE CUFFS ON ME. 148 00:06:09,335 --> 00:06:12,772 I DON'T CARE. 149 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:14,640 >> I DIDN'T SEE NOTHING. 150 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:16,876 I DIDN'T SEE NOTHING AT ALL. 151 00:06:16,943 --> 00:06:20,513 >> IF YOU GIVE A MOUSE A COOKIE, HE'LL WANT A GLASS OF MILK. 152 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:23,015 IF YOU GIVE A MOUSE SOME MILK, HE'LL WANT SOME MORE. 153 00:06:23,082 --> 00:06:26,853 IF YOU GIVE A MOUSE MORE MILK, HE'LL DEVELOP A TASTE FOR HUMAN 154 00:06:26,919 --> 00:06:27,954 BLOOD. 155 00:06:28,020 --> 00:06:30,957 IF HE DEVELOPS A TASTE FOR HUMAN BLOOD, HE'LL BECOME A 156 00:06:31,023 --> 00:06:32,125 VAMPIRE. 157 00:06:32,191 --> 00:06:36,395 IF HE BECOMES A VAMPIRE, HE'LL HAVE TO MAKE SOME FOLLOWERS. 158 00:06:36,462 --> 00:06:41,234 NOW IF HE MAKES SOME FOLLOWERS, THEY WILL NEED TO FEED. 159 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:45,071 IF THEY FEED TOO MUCH, THE NATIONAL GUARD WILL BE CALLED 160 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:46,272 OUT. 161 00:06:46,339 --> 00:06:49,642 IF THE NATIONAL GUARD IS CALLED OUT, THEY, TOO, WILL BECOME 162 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:51,344 FODDER FOR THE VAMPIRES. 163 00:06:51,409 --> 00:06:55,648 IF THE NATIONAL GUARD FAILS, THE PRESIDENT WILL CALL IN A NUCLEAR 164 00:06:55,715 --> 00:06:57,216 STRIKE. 165 00:06:57,283 --> 00:07:01,687 IF A NUKE IS DROPPED, HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WILL DIE. 166 00:07:01,754 --> 00:07:05,358 AMERICA WILL BECOME A NUCLEAR WASTELAND AND COLLAPSE! 167 00:07:05,424 --> 00:07:09,095 WITH NO ONE TO KEEP THE REST OF THE WORLD'S NUKES IN CHECK, 168 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:11,998 EVERY CRACKPOT NATION WILL LAUNCH THEIR OWN! 169 00:07:12,064 --> 00:07:15,835 EVENTUALLY, THE ENTIRE EARTH WILL BE DESTROYED. 170 00:07:15,902 --> 00:07:19,338 AND THAT'S WHY I HAD TO KILL DADDY. 171 00:07:19,405 --> 00:07:21,207 HE WAS GIVING A MOUSE A COOKIE. 172 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:24,510 [ CHUCKLES ] SLEEP WELL, SWEETIE. 173 00:07:24,577 --> 00:07:26,379 >> I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 174 00:07:26,445 --> 00:07:28,748 "DID HE FIRE SIX SHOTS OR ONLY FIVE?" 175 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:30,883 WELL, YOU GOT TO ASK YOURSELF ONE QUESTION. 176 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:33,653 "DO I FEEL LUCKY?" WELL, DO YOU, PUNK? 177 00:07:33,719 --> 00:07:35,321 >> YOU KNOW WHAT? 178 00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:36,088 I DO! 179 00:07:36,155 --> 00:07:37,089 HOT DAMN! 180 00:07:37,156 --> 00:07:39,325 THIS MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY! 181 00:07:39,392 --> 00:07:40,993 >> GET BACK HERE, PUNK! 182 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:41,828 I'M GONNA -- OOH! 183 00:07:41,894 --> 00:07:43,996 AAH! 184 00:07:44,063 --> 00:07:45,364 >> STOP RIGHT THERE! 185 00:07:45,431 --> 00:07:46,566 >> DROP THAT BAG! 186 00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:47,466 OW, OW, OW, OW! 187 00:07:47,533 --> 00:07:49,569 >> I'M THE LUCKIEST BASTARD ON THE PLANET! 188 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:50,703 I CAN'T BE STOPPED. 189 00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:52,438 JUST CALL ME LUCKY McLUCKERTON. 190 00:07:52,505 --> 00:07:55,908 ♪ LUCKY, LUCKY, DOODLE-DO ♪ ♪ I HAVE LUCK INSTEAD OF YOU ♪ 191 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:57,443 >> THERE HE IS. 192 00:07:57,510 --> 00:07:59,278 DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY! 193 00:07:59,345 --> 00:08:00,880 >> GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! 194 00:08:00,947 --> 00:08:03,749 [ ELEVATOR DINGS ] >> REALLY GOOD DAY, REALLY GOOD. 195 00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:05,318 REALLY GOOD BEING THOUGHT OF. 196 00:08:05,384 --> 00:08:06,185 WHAT THE --? 197 00:08:06,252 --> 00:08:09,021 AW, MAN, THERE'S A LEPRECHAUN ON MY SHOE. 198 00:08:09,088 --> 00:08:09,822 >> HA! 199 00:08:09,889 --> 00:08:11,157 GOTCHA, PUNK. 200 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:13,492 >> I'M COMPLETELY BUGGERED. 201 00:08:13,559 --> 00:08:15,161 PLEASE HELP ME. 202 00:08:17,096 --> 00:08:18,531 >> THE COW SAYS... 203 00:08:18,598 --> 00:08:19,532 >> MOO! 204 00:08:19,599 --> 00:08:23,536 >> [ LAUGHS ] >> YOUR MOM SAYS... 205 00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:25,905 >> [ MUMBLES ] >> ...BECAUSE MY [BLEEP] IS IN 206 00:08:25,972 --> 00:08:26,439 HER MOUTH. 207 00:08:26,505 --> 00:08:27,073 GET IT, KID? 208 00:08:27,139 --> 00:08:28,941 MY [BLEEP] IN HER MOUTH. 209 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:33,011 >> THIS IS BOB BARKER ENDING MY LAST SHOW, REMINDING YOU TO HELP 210 00:08:33,078 --> 00:08:34,780 CONTROL THE PET POPULATION. 211 00:08:34,847 --> 00:08:36,782 SPAY OR NEUTER YOUR PETS TODAY. 212 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:39,217 SO LONG, EVERYBODY. 213 00:08:39,284 --> 00:08:42,688 HEY, PHIL, HAVE YOU SPAYED OR NEUTERED YOUR PET TODAY? 214 00:08:42,755 --> 00:08:44,524 >> NAH, I'LL DO IT TOMORROW. 215 00:08:44,590 --> 00:08:46,158 >> YOU REALLY SHOULD DO IT TODAY. 216 00:08:46,225 --> 00:08:46,893 >> WHATEVER. 217 00:08:46,959 --> 00:08:47,793 >> HMM... 218 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:49,762 I'D SAY THAT'S $30 FOR THE HEDGE CLIPPERS. 219 00:08:49,829 --> 00:08:50,463 >> RIGHT. 220 00:08:50,529 --> 00:08:51,998 >> $12.48 FOR THE HAIR TRIMMERS. 221 00:08:52,064 --> 00:08:52,765 >> RIGHT. 222 00:08:52,832 --> 00:08:55,668 >> AND $18.29 FOR THE CHLOROFORM. 223 00:08:55,735 --> 00:08:57,003 >> RIGHT AGAIN, BOB. 224 00:08:57,069 --> 00:09:00,773 [ ANIMAL SQUEALS ] >> I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE! 225 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:05,645 ALL THOSE YEARS OF TALKING ABOUT IT, AND NOW I'M ACTUALLY DOING 226 00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:07,246 SOMETHING ABOUT IT. 227 00:09:07,313 --> 00:09:10,316 [ ALL HOWLING ] NO MORE HAIR BALLS FOR YOU. 228 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:22,962 >> [ SHRIEKS ] >> COME ON DOWN! 229 00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:24,530 [ BELL RINGS ] >> THE HORSES ARE AT THE 230 00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:25,998 STARTING GATE. 231 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:27,600 >> AND THEY'RE OFF. 232 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:30,970 >> WITH THE HELP OF FLOWERS AND SOME BARRY WHITE, WE HOPE JENGO 233 00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:35,040 WILL FINALLY IMPREGNATE MING LI AND SAVE THE SPECIES. 234 00:09:35,107 --> 00:09:36,575 >> YO, BOSS, THIS IS CRAZY. 235 00:09:36,642 --> 00:09:39,612 WE GOT TO WATCH OUR BACKS IF WE'RE GONNA SAVE OUR SACS. 236 00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:40,546 YOU GOT A PLAN? 237 00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:42,949 >> [ GROWLS ] >> THE MYSTERIOUS CASTRATING 238 00:09:43,015 --> 00:09:44,483 VIGILANTE HAS STRUCK AGAIN. 239 00:09:44,550 --> 00:09:47,553 IN AN UNRELATED STORY, THE ANNUAL DOG SHOW STARTS TODAY. 240 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:50,222 [ TIRES SCREECH ] >> THIS DOG SHOW'S A NO-SHOW. 241 00:09:56,495 --> 00:09:59,732 >> I EXPECT BETTER MANNERS FROM MY GUESTS, BOB. 242 00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:00,499 >> YOU? 243 00:10:00,566 --> 00:10:02,101 I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN! 244 00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:03,269 >> THAT'S RIGHT. 245 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:08,441 AND THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE GONNA SHIZZLE MY NIZZLE. 246 00:10:08,507 --> 00:10:18,484 >> IT'S FOR THE GOOD OF THE PET POPULATION! 247 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:28,928 >> IT'S FOR THE GOOD OF THE PET POPULATION! 248 00:10:28,995 --> 00:10:30,896 >> YOU KNOW, BOB, I HAVE TO HAND IT TO YOU. 249 00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:32,365 >> WHAT'S THAT? 250 00:10:32,431 --> 00:10:33,466 >> YOUR NUTS! 251 00:10:33,532 --> 00:10:36,135 >> AAAAHHHHH! 252 00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:39,205 HA HA HA HA HA! 253 00:10:39,271 --> 00:10:41,941 I'M 83 YEARS OLD, STUPID. 254 00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:44,143 I'VE BEEN SHOOTING DUST FOR YEARS. 255 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:46,579 BUT I WOULDN'T MIND A REPLACEMENT SET. 256 00:10:46,645 --> 00:10:47,913 >> AH! MY NUTS! 257 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:51,417 >> YOU'RE IN DEEP TROUBLE, FRIEND -- BALLS DEEP. 258 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,886 SPAY OR NEUTER YOUR PETS TODAY! 259 00:10:53,953 --> 00:10:56,489 >> [BLEEP] YOU, BOB BAR-- SNOOP DOGG, ROBOT CHICKEN.