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>> PREVIOUSLY ON
"ROBOT CHICKEN," Y'ALL...
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>> NOT ENOUGH OF YOU HAVE BEEN
CALLING IN TO SUPPORT US GETTING
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A THIRD SEASON, BUT WE'RE GONNA
CHANGE ALL THAT RIGHT NOW.
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MATT, GIVE ME THE --
OH! YOU SHOT THE BLOOPERS HOST!
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>> SETH, LISTEN -- THEY LIKE THE
VIOLENCE.
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[ GUN COCKS, FIRES ]
>> OH! WE CAN'T HAVE A THIRD
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SEASON IF WE DON'T HAVE ANY
WRITERS!
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>> THEY LOVE US!
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VIOLENCE! BLEEDING!
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[ GUNSHOTS ]
DIE!
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DIE!
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[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
[ WOLF HOWLING ]
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>> RATINGS ARE THROUGH THE ROOF,
BITCHES.
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WE'RE FIXING TO RENEW Y'ALL.
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>> THAT'S WHAT THE [BLEEP] I'M
TALKING ABOUT!
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>> BUT AT WHAT COST?
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>> YOU SAY SOMETHING, KEITH?
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>> NO, I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
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AAH!
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>> GRAVY CORN BREAD!
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>> HOLY [BLEEP] ASS CRACKERS!
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>> OH [BLEEP]
>> COME ON, COME ON!
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COME ON!
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>> AAAAAH!
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[ ALL GROANING ]
>> DANG IT, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
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>> I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
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>> AAH! YOU RATTLESNAKE!
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AAH! OHH!
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>> YES!
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[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]
N-O-O-O-O!
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[ ELEVATOR MUSIC PLAYS ]
N-O-O-O-O!
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[ ALL GROANING ]
[ CELLPHONE RINGS TO THE TUNE OF
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"THRILLER"-LIKE MUSIC ]
OH, WAIT A SECOND.
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OH, IT'S JUST MOM.
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[ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ]
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
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NO!
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[ ALL GROANING ]
L-L-LOOK AT THE NEW CONTRACT!
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WE GET HEALTH BENEFITS!
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OH, NO, GOD, PLEASE DON'T EAT MY
BRAINS.
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>> [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
>> [ SIGHS ]
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IT SMELLS LIKE WET GARBAGE IN
HERE.
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>> YO, WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT FOR
LUNCH TODAY?
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>> BRAINS!
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>> SUBWAY!
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>> BRAINS IT IS.
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>> OH, I HATE BRAINS.
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>> WELCOME TO FANTASY ISLAND.
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>> WHERE ALL YOUR FANTASIES WILL
COME TRUE!
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>> THEN WHY ARE YOU A MIDGET?
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>> FLASH GORDON!
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THE PHANTOM!
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MANDRAKE THE MAGICIAN!
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THESE THREE HEROES, UNITED BY A
QUEST FOR JUSTICE AND THE
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COINCIDENCE THAT THEY'RE ALL
OWNED BY KING FEATURES
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SYNDICATE, NOW DEFEND THE EARTH
AS THE DEFENDERS OF THE EARTH!
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>> [ Echoing ] EARTH!
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>> WHAM! HA HA!
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TAKE THAT!
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>> OW! OW! OW!
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>> WATCH ME PULL SOME KICK-ASS
OUT OF MY HAT!
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NOW YOU SEE ME, NOW YOU DON'T!
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>> AAH! I ACTUALLY LIVE ON THIS
BLOCK!
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>> All: DEFENDERS OF THE EARTH!
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>> HELP! DEFENDERS OF THE EARTH,
A KILLER ASTEROID'S ABOUT TO
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WIPE US OUT!
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>> UH...
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WE'RE JUST THE
NEIGHBORHOOD-WATCH ASSOCIATION.
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>> THE MOST BAD-ASS
NEIGHBORHOOD-WATCH ASSOCIATION
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ON THE EAST SIDE.
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>> BOO-YAH!
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>> THAT WHOLE EARTH/ASTEROID
THING?
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NOT REALLY OUR BAG.
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BUT LOOK!
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THERE'S A QUARTER IN YOUR EAR!
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[ GASPS ]
>> BUT YOU'RE THE DEFENDERS OF
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THE EARTH.
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>> WELL, PART OF THE EARTH -- IF
YOU LIVE ON BRENNER DRIVE
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BETWEEN WELLS AVENUE AND
ROUTE 9W.
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>> TO THE CUL-DE-SAC!
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>> All: DEFENDERS OF THE EARTH!
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>> BUT -- BUT -- THE...EARTH...
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[ EXHALING ]
>> ♪ SHOUT ON ♪
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>> DAMN LIGHT!
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>> ♪ SHOUT OFF ♪
>> [BLEEP] TELEVISION!
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>> ♪ THE SHOUTER ♪
>> LET'S YOU TURN ANYTHING ON
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AND OFF FROM ANYWHERE IN THE
ROOM WITH A HIGH-VOLUME
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VOCALIZATION.
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>> BULL [BLEEP] WEATHER!
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>> JUST PLUG IT IN TO CONTROL
THE LIGHTS, TV -- ALMOST
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ANYTHING.
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>> ♪ SHOUT ON ♪
>> [BLEEP] CHRISTMAS!
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>> ♪ SHOUT OFF ♪
>> KILL MYSELF!
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>> ♪ SHOUT ON, SHOUT OFF ♪
>> MY KIDS LEFT ME ALONE TO DIE!
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>> ♪ THE SHOUTER ♪
>> WHEW! IT'LL BE NICE TO HAVE
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THIS ULTIMATE DEATH RAY
FINISHED.
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>> LET'S JUST HOPE IT DOESN'T
FALL INTO THE WRONG HANDS.
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>> WANT TO HIT QUIZNO'S?
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>> WORD.
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>> AWESOME.
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>> MEGATRON, THE ULTIMATE DEATH
RAY IS ALMOST COMPLETE.
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>> EXCELLENT, SOUNDWAVE.
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NOW MONITOR THEIR PROGRESS BY
HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT!
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>> UNDERSTOOD.
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>> JUST LET ME GRAB MY WALLET.
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>> OH, YOU'D FORGET YOUR
TESTICLES IF THEY WEREN'T
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TETHERED BY THE VAS DEFERENS TO
YOUR SEMINAL VESICLE.
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[ LAUGHS ]
>> HEY, LOOK AT THIS THING.
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>> WHO'S GOT A BOOM BOX ANYMORE?
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>> HEY, LOOK AT ME!
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I'M LL COOL J, HUH?
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ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
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>> CHIKA-CHIKA TAM BAM!
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>> OH, WHAT'S THAT?
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>> OH, MY FREAKIN' GOD, IT'S A
MIX TAPE!
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>> LAME! WOW!
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HEY, WHAT'D YOU DO THIS SUMMER?
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>> I TOTALLY CRIED MY EYES OUT,
AND THEN I MASTURBATED.
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MY GOD!
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CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS ACTUALLY
USED TO BE A VIABLE FORMAT?
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>> LOOK AT ME -- STREAMERS!
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I'M A CLOWN!
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>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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>> RUMBLE!
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YOU'RE KILLING RUMBLE!
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>> IF BY "RUMBLE" YOU MEAN "YOUR
WEAK-ASS MIX TAPE OF PUSSY
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PUSSNESS," THEN I GUESS WE ARE.
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>> RUMBLE, TRANSFORM!
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TRANSFORM!
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OH, N-O-O-O-O-O!
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>> HEY, THIS THING RUNS ON "D"
BATTERIES.
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>> [ LAUGHS ] JUST LIKE YOUR
WIFE'S VIBRATOR.
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>> SOUNDWAVE HASN'T REPORTED
BACK IN DAYS.
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WHERE CAN HE BE?
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>> MEGATRON, I THINK I FOUND
HIM.
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>> eBay?
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>> REQUEST PERMISSION TO BUY IT
NOW.
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[ ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> AND GOOD DAY TO YOU.
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BREAKING NEWS FROM SPACE.
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AS THE NEW RIDE AT LAS VEGAS'
"STAR TREK: EXPERIENCE" --
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>> WHAT'S UP, DICKSTAIN?
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>> GET OUT OF HERE, MUNSON!
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I'M DOING MY SHOW!
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>> OH, YEAH!
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WHAT'S IT CALLED AGAIN --
"GAY NEWS FOR HOMOS ABOUT PENIS
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WHO LOVES DICK AND ARE AFRAID OF
VAGINA AND GREW UP IN
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WEST VAGINA AND ARE KIND OF
AFRAID OF IT AND ALSO GREW UP IN
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"PENIS-BRASKA"?
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>> NO, IT'S CALLED THE
"GYRO-ROBO NEWS--"
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>> ♪ TWO SCOOPS OF PENIS ARE THE
REASON YOU'RE A SUPERFAG ♪
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>> STOP IT!
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>> OH HO!
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NOW, TELL THE NICE VIEWERS HOW
MUCH YOU LOVE THE SMELL OF YOUR
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OWN FARTS!
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SAY IT!
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OH, IT GETS TIGHTER!
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SAY IT!
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>> OKAY, OKAY!
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I LOVE THE SMELL OF MY OWN
FARTS!
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[ INHALES ]
I LOVE FARTS!
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>> HA HA! LOSER!
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YOU GOT MUNSONED!
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>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
>> I'M YOUR REAL DAD!
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>> AND IN OTHER NEWS --
>> DANIEL, SWEETY --
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>> MOM, I AM DOING MY SHOW!
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>> OH, WELL, IT MIGHT BE TIME
FOR A COMMERCIAL BREAK.
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>> NO, IT IS NOT!
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>> I MADE SNICKERDOODLES.
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>> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER
THESE MESSAGES.
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>> [ GASPS ] ALPHA PSI BODEGA?!
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>> NUH-UNH!
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>> Both: ALPHA PSI! DO OR DIE!
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GUNG HO! GUNG HO!
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UNH! HUNH! UNH! HUNH!
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UNH! HUNH! UNH! HUNH! UNH!
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OW! OW! OW!
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>> SO, UH...YOU LIKE BASKETBALL?
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>> AND NOW, ADAM, IT IS UNTO YE
TO NAME ALL THE ANIMALS OF THE
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EARTH.
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>> I'M ON IT.
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I'M GONNA CALL YOU A HORSE.
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AND YOU'LL BE A BEAR.
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>> HEY, ADAM!
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>> OH, HEY, STEVE.
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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I WALKED INTO A SITUATION, DON'T
KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, BUT I WANT
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TO BE PART OF IT!
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>> EH, NOTHING.
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JUST NAMING ALL THE BEASTS OF
THE EARTH.
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>> OOH! LET'S CALL THAT ONE A
PEACOCK!
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>> STEVE, STEVE --
>> [ LAUGHS ] AND THAT'LL BE A
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SWALLOW!
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>> STEVE, PLEASE, DON'T --
>> AND THAT'S A RAMBURGLAR!
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[ SPINNER CLACKING ]
>> ♪ BE A WINNER AT THE GAME OF
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LIFE ♪
>> A LETTER FROM THE ADMISSIONS
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OFFICE?
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MY LIFE STARTS NOW!
00:07:13.166 --> 00:07:15.935 line:79% position:10% size:50% align:start
[ SPINNER CLACKING ]
REJECTED?
00:07:16.002 --> 00:07:16.869 line:85% position:28% size:33%
FIDDLESTICKS!
00:07:16.936 --> 00:07:19.305 line:79% position:25% size:78% align:start
>> ♪ DISAPPOINTMENT IN THE GAME
OF LIFE ♪
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>> THAT'S THE LAST TRAY OF
IMITATION MEAT PATTIES YOU'LL
00:07:22.542 --> 00:07:23.142 line:85% position:18% size:13%
RUIN!
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YOU'RE FIRED!
00:07:24.243 --> 00:07:26.679 line:79% position:28% size:78% align:start
>> ISN'T THERE ANYTHING I COULD
DO TO SAVE MY JOB?
00:07:26.746 --> 00:07:30.783 line:79% position:10% size:50% align:start
[ SPINNER CLACKING ]
>> YES. THERE IS.
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[ BOTH MOANING PASSIONATELY ]
>> OH, I REALLY...NEED...
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THIS...JOB!
00:07:36.722 --> 00:07:37.757 line:85% position:30% size:38%
>> WORK IT OFF!
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YOU'RE KEEPING YOUR JOB!
00:07:38.991 --> 00:07:41.761 line:79% position:25% size:78% align:start
>> ♪ SEX FOR FAVORS IN THE GAME
OF LIFE ♪
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>> GOD, PLEASE...PLEASE...
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[ SPINNER CLACKING ]
NO!
00:07:46.666 --> 00:07:48.467 line:85% position:28% size:35%
OH, GOD, WHY?!
00:07:48.534 --> 00:07:51.370 line:79% position:25% size:78% align:start
>> ♪ BROKEN CONDOMS IN THE GAME
OF LIFE ♪
00:07:51.437 --> 00:07:52.605 line:85% position:33% size:45%
>> COME ON, HONEY.
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ONE LAST BIG PUSH.
00:07:54.540 --> 00:07:55.842 line:85% position:28% size:35%
>> AA-A-A-A-H!
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[ SPINNER CLACKING ]
>> OH, SHOOT!
00:08:00.146 --> 00:08:03.082 line:79% position:28% size:78% align:start
>> ♪ START A FAMILY IN THE GAME
OF LIFE ♪
00:08:03.149 --> 00:08:05.418 line:79% position:25% size:80% align:start
>> GOD, ANOTHER INTERVIEW YOU'VE
BLOWN?
00:08:05.484 --> 00:08:07.620 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start
WE CAN'T ALL LIVE ON BEER, YOU
KNOW?
00:08:07.687 --> 00:08:09.989 line:85% position:48% size:75%
>> YOU'RE GONNA SHUT...YOUR...
00:08:10.056 --> 00:08:13.092 line:85% position:45% size:68%
BIG...MOUTH...ONCE...AND...
00:08:13.159 --> 00:08:15.228 line:85% position:45% size:68%
FOR...ALL...STUPID...BITCH!
00:08:15.294 --> 00:08:16.629 line:85% position:28% size:33%
>> I'M SORRY!
00:08:16.696 --> 00:08:20.199 line:79% position:10% size:50% align:start
[ SPINNER CLACKING ]
[ GUNSHOT ]
00:08:20.266 --> 00:08:22.668 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start
>> ♪ KILL YOUR HUSBAND IN THE
GAME OF LIFE ♪
00:08:22.735 --> 00:08:26.572 line:79% position:35% size:48%
[ SIRENS WAILING ]
>> [BLEEP] SPINNER.
00:08:26.639 --> 00:08:29.075 line:79% position:10% size:48% align:start
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
>> Shh!
00:08:29.141 --> 00:08:30.509 line:85% position:20% size:18%
>> Shh!
00:08:30.576 --> 00:08:33.980 line:79% position:28% size:35%
>> [ HISSING ]
>> [ HISSING ]
00:08:34.046 --> 00:08:35.915 line:79% position:28% size:35%
>> [ HISSING ]
>> [ HISSING ]
00:08:35.982 --> 00:08:37.617 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start
>> AND NOW A MESSAGE FROM YOUR
GOVERNOR.
00:08:37.683 --> 00:08:38.851 line:85% position:30% size:40%
>> GOOD EVENING.
00:08:38.918 --> 00:08:42.755 line:79% position:25% size:80% align:start
AS YOU KNOW, I HAVE DEALT WITH
MANY ALIENS IN THE PAST, BUT NOW
00:08:42.822 --> 00:08:45.591 line:79% position:10% size:65% align:start
YOU CRITICIZE ME ABOUT THE
MEXICO ALIEN.
00:08:45.658 --> 00:08:49.896 line:79% position:48% size:75%
HERE, I SHOW YOU HOW THE GREAT
STATE OF CALIFORNIA HAS DEALT
00:08:49.962 --> 00:08:51.597 line:85% position:48% size:73%
WITH THE MEXICO BORDER ISSUE.
00:08:51.664 --> 00:08:55.134 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start
HERE WE HAVE THE HIGH-TECH
BORDER FENCE WITH THE HIGHLY
00:08:55.201 --> 00:08:58.204 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start
TRAINED BORDER GUARD, WHO WILL
EXPLAIN FURTHER.
00:08:58.271 --> 00:09:02.308 line:79% position:25% size:78% align:start
>> PEOPLE RUNNIN' ACROSS THE
BORDER WAS A PROBLEM, BUT THESE
00:09:02.375 --> 00:09:04.543 line:85% position:45% size:70%
NEW SYSTEMS ARE IMPREGNABLE.
00:09:04.610 --> 00:09:05.811 line:85% position:50% size:78%
>> EYPA, EYPA! iANDALE, ANDALE!
00:09:05.878 --> 00:09:06.545 line:85% position:30% size:40%
iARRIBA, ARRIBA!
00:09:06.612 --> 00:09:07.613 line:85% position:20% size:18%
EE-YAH!
00:09:07.680 --> 00:09:09.548 line:85% position:38% size:55%
>> S-S-SON OF A BITCH.
00:09:09.615 --> 00:09:13.586 line:79% position:48% size:75%
>> CRACKING DOWN ON THE CRIMES
WILL DISCOURAGE THE IMMIGRANTS
00:09:13.653 --> 00:09:15.154 line:85% position:45% size:68%
FROM COMING HERE ILLEGALLY.
00:09:15.221 --> 00:09:15.922 line:85% position:28% size:35%
>> THAT'S HIM!
00:09:15.988 --> 00:09:17.123 line:85% position:43% size:63%
HE DREW A "Z" ON MY WALL.
00:09:17.189 --> 00:09:19.292 line:79% position:28% size:80% align:start
>> YES, RIGHT AFTER I BROKE UP A
ROBBERY!
00:09:19.358 --> 00:09:20.826 line:85% position:35% size:48%
I'M A [BLEEP] HERO!
00:09:20.893 --> 00:09:22.228 line:85% position:38% size:55%
AAH! [BLEEP] TU MADRE!
00:09:22.295 --> 00:09:25.097 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start
>> WE MUST STOP THE HIRING OF
THE ILLEGAL ALIENS.
00:09:25.164 --> 00:09:27.199 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start
I ASKED FOR THIS WATER AN HOUR
AGO!
00:09:27.266 --> 00:09:28.601 line:85% position:33% size:43%
YOU ARE TOO SLOW!
00:09:28.668 --> 00:09:29.936 line:85% position:20% size:20%
>> SLOW?
00:09:30.002 --> 00:09:33.072 line:79% position:10% size:48% align:start
BUT MI NOMBRE ES
SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ.
00:09:33.139 --> 00:09:36.575 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start
>> YOU, THE SECURITY PEOPLE,
TAKE THE MOUSE AND DEPORT HIM!
00:09:36.642 --> 00:09:38.144 line:85% position:28% size:33%
>> NO, SEÑOR!
00:09:38.210 --> 00:09:40.513 line:79% position:10% size:60% align:start
THEY'LL EXECUTE ME IN MI
COUNTRY.
00:09:40.579 --> 00:09:42.682 line:85% position:35% size:48%
YOU ARE KILLING ME!
00:09:42.748 --> 00:09:45.785 line:85% position:35% size:48%
YOU ARE KILLING ME!
00:09:45.851 --> 00:09:49.822 line:79% position:25% size:80% align:start
>> BUT WE ARE ALSO COMPASSIONATE
FOR THE CHILDREN FOUND AT THE
00:09:49.889 --> 00:09:50.890 line:85% position:20% size:18%
BORDER.
00:09:50.957 --> 00:09:53.326 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start
>> WE FOUND THIS LITTLE GIRL
WANDERING AROUND WITH NO
00:09:53.392 --> 00:09:54.427 line:85% position:38% size:53%
PARENTAL SUPERVISION.
00:09:54.493 --> 00:09:56.495 line:85% position:35% size:48%
>> SOY UN EXPLORER!
00:09:56.562 --> 00:10:01.801 line:79% position:23% size:80% align:start
ESTOY EN UNA ADVENTURA MAGNíFICO
CON MI AMIGO BOOTS!
00:10:01.867 --> 00:10:03.836 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start
>> WHICH WE DEALT WITH PER CDC
REGULATIONS.
00:10:03.903 --> 00:10:06.539 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start
[ BONES CRACKING ]
>> AND HERE IS THE LATEST HERO
00:10:06.605 --> 00:10:09.875 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start
TO FIGHT THE ILLEGAL BORDER
CRIME -- SUPERMAN!
00:10:09.942 --> 00:10:11.043 line:85% position:40% size:58%
>> THANK YOU, GOVERNOR.
00:10:11.110 --> 00:10:14.046 line:79% position:48% size:73%
WE SUPER FRIENDS HAD NO IDEA
THAT EL DORADO WAS AN ILLEGAL
00:10:14.113 --> 00:10:15.681 line:85% position:50% size:78%
WHEN WE LET HIM JOIN OUR RANKS.
00:10:15.748 --> 00:10:17.717 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start
I'M ON MY WAY TO DEPORT HIM
RIGHT NOW.
00:10:17.783 --> 00:10:20.486 line:79% position:45% size:70%
>> YEAH, YEAH, GOOD JOB WITH
THAT SUPERMAN THING GOING ON
00:10:20.553 --> 00:10:21.554 line:85% position:18% size:15%
THERE.
00:10:21.620 --> 00:10:25.825 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start
AND HOW DID YOU COME TO THIS
GREAT COUNTRY YOURSELF?
00:10:25.891 --> 00:10:27.727 line:79% position:10% size:38% align:start
[ CRASHING ]
GOTT IN HIMMEL!
00:10:27.793 --> 00:10:30.663 line:79% position:50% size:80%
>> SIR, IF YOU HAVE A MOMENT, I
WANTED TO TALK ABOUT HOW YOU GOT
00:10:30.730 --> 00:10:33.099 line:85% position:33% size:45%
INTO THIS COUNTRY.
00:10:33.165 --> 00:10:34.233 line:85% position:35% size:50%
>> UP, UP, AND AWAY!
00:10:34.300 --> 00:10:36.802 line:79% position:10% size:60% align:start
[ CRASHING ]
>> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
00:10:36.869 --> 00:10:39.472 line:10% position:23% size:78% align:start
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
00:10:39.538 --> 00:10:41.307 line:10% position:10% size:53% align:start
BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
00:10:41.374 --> 00:10:43.676 line:10% position:23% size:78% align:start
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
00:10:43.743 --> 00:10:45.511 line:10% position:10% size:53% align:start
BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
00:10:45.578 --> 00:10:48.147 line:10% position:23% size:78% align:start
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
00:10:48.214 --> 00:10:49.815 line:10% position:10% size:53% align:start
BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
00:10:49.882 --> 00:10:52.485 line:10% position:23% size:78% align:start
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
00:10:52.551 --> 00:10:54.220 line:10% position:10% size:53% align:start
BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
00:10:54.286 --> 00:10:56.722 line:10% position:23% size:78% align:start
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
00:10:56.789 --> 00:10:58.457 line:10% position:10% size:53% align:start
BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
00:10:58.524 --> 00:11:00.960 line:10% position:23% size:78% align:start
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
00:11:01.027 --> 00:11:02.762 line:10% position:10% size:53% align:start
BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
00:11:02.828 --> 00:11:05.264 line:10% position:23% size:78% align:start
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
00:11:05.331 --> 00:11:07.066 line:10% position:10% size:53% align:start
BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
00:11:07.133 --> 00:11:09.568 line:10% position:23% size:78% align:start
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
00:11:09.635 --> 00:11:19.612 line:10% position:10% size:35% align:start
BAWK BAWK ♪
BA-GAWK! BAWK.
00:11:19.678 --> 00:11:20.613 line:10% position:10% size:35% align:start
BAWK BAWK ♪
BA-GAWK! BAWK.