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>> [LAUGHING]
[WHIRRING]

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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

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>> IT'S ALIVE!

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>> IT'S ALIVE!

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>> HELLO, "ROBOT CHICKEN."

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I VIEWED YOUR RECENT GOBOTS
SKETCH WITH AN UTTER LACK OF

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MIRTH AND AN ABUNDANCE OF
EXTREME DISPLEASURE.

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THE FOLLOWING IS MY ANNOTATED
VERSION OF YOUR WORTHLESS

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ATTEMPT AT HUMOR.

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WATCH AND LEARN, JERKS.

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FIRST OF ALL, GOBOTS DO NOT
LIVE IN HOUSES.

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SECOND OF ALL, GOBOTS DO NOT
MASTURBATE, IF THAT IS INDEED

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WHAT YOU ARE IMPLYING.

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[KNOCKING]
>> SCOOTER?

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>> DON'T COME IN!

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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?

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>> DON'T COME IN!

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DON'T COME IN!

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>> THIS IS NOT A HILARIOUS
CIRCUMSTANCE.

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IT IS BOTH PAINFUL AND
TRAUMATIC--AS ANYONE WHO HAS

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LIVED THROUGH IT CAN TELL YOU.

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>> SO...

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LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

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YOU'RE A HELICOPTER AND YOUR
NAME IS COP-TUR?

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>> YES.

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>> LAME.

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>> TURBO IS A GOOD GOBOT
AND COP-TUR IS A RENEGADE GOBOT.

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THEY WOULD NOT BE CONVERSING AS
SUCH.

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ALSO, COP-TUR WAS ONLY HIS LAME
AMERICAN NAME.

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WHEN THE CHARACTER WAS
ORIGINATED IN JAPAN IN 1981,

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COP-TUR'S NAME WAS GYRO ROBO.

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I HAVE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF
RE-DUBBING THIS SCENE.

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>> SO, I HEAR YOUR NAME IS
GYRO ROBO.

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>> CORRECT.

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>> THAT IS VERY NOT LAME.

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[BELL RINGS]
>> I WON'T EVEN DIGNIFY THIS

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SCENE WITH MY ANALYSIS.

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"ROBOT CHICKEN" HAS SCREWED THE
PROVERBIAL POOCH WHEN ATTEMPTING

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TO SKEWER THE VAST AND
MAGNIFICENT WORLD OF THE GOBOTS.

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PLEASE GO TO HELL.

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>> DANIEL?!

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COME GET YOUR SUPPER, HONEY!

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>> MOM, I YOU MY NAME WAS
GYRO ROBO!

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>> OH, SORRY, GYRO ROBO.

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>> YEAH.

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THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.

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>> YOU ARE GOING TOO FAST!

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PULL OVER IMMEDIATELY!

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>> [CHEERING]
>> KONNICHIWA,

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AND WELCOME TO "NINJA STARS."

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TONIGHT WE'LL SEE REAL LIVE
NINJAS COMPETE TO FIND OUT WHO

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CAN BE THE MOST STEALTHY AND
EFFECTIVE ASSASSIN.

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PLEASE HELP ME WELCOME DAN
NORBERT, CORPORATE ACCOUNTANT.

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LET US SEE WHAT OUR FIRST NINJA
CONTESTANT CAN DO.

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>> HYAY!

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>> [CHEERING]
>> HO, HO!

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FANTASTIC!

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LET'S GO TO OUR PANEL OF JUDGES.

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>> NICE MOVES.

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I GIVE HIM A 10.

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>> DAN NORBERT LOOK PRETTY DEAD.

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9.5.

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>> I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M HERE.

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I DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING
ABOUT MARTIAL ARTS.

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6.5.

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>> [WHISPERING]
>> SORRY, FOLKS.

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THE OTHER TWO NINJA CONTESTANTS
WERE FOUND DECAPITATED

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BACKSTAGE.

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GOOD NIGHT.

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>> HERE COMES THE YUM-YUM TRAIN
RIGHT INTO THE STATION.

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>> [CRYING]
>> TOOT, TOOT!

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YUM-YUM EXPRESS COMIN' THROUGH!

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TOOT, TOOT!

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NEXT STOP TUMMY LAND!

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OH, NO!

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THE BRIDGE IS CLOSED!

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FULL REVERSE ENGINES!

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SLAM ON THE BRAKES!

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COME ON, WOMEN AND CHILDREN
FIRST!

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OH, DEAR GOD!

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IT LOOKS LIKE THE TRACKS ARE
COMING TO AN END!

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CRASH!

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EVERYONE ON BOARD LURCHES
FORWARD.

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THE IMPACT THROWS PEOPLE THROUGH
WINDOWS!

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ARMS HANGING FROM THE LUGGAGE
RACK!

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CHILDREN'S FACES ARE TRAMPLED IN
PANIC!

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THE GUY IN THE BATHROOM BREAKS
HIS NECK AND PASSES OUT IN HIS

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ON FILTH!

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IT'S CARNAGE!

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BLOODY [BLEEP] CARNAGE!

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PEOPLE DEMAND TO KNOW WHY!

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WHY WOULD GOD ALLOW SOMETHING
LIKE THIS TO HAPPEN?!

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OH, THE HUMANITY!

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>> [CRIES]
>> TOOT, TOOT!

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HERE COMES THE YUM-YUM TRAIN.

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>> AAH!

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>> SHE'LL HAVE THE CHEF SALAD,
AND I'LL HAVE...

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I'LL HAVE THE STEAK.

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>> YEAH, YEAH.

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YOU BETTER ORDER THE STEAK,
PUNK.

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DON'T WANT NONE OF THIS, BITCH!

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LET ME GET THESE RUBBER BANDS
OFF.

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I'M GONNA GO CLACK-CLACK ALL UP
IN YOUR FACE, MOTHER--

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>> HI, THERE.

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WELCOME TO MY NEW SHOW--
"VINCE VAUGHN BANGS YOUR MOM."

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IN THIS SHOW, I MEET UP WITH
YOUR MOM, AND I BUST HER ASS

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LIKE A LOOTER IN A RIOT.

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PLEASE WELCOME MY FIRST GUEST
TODAY...

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YOUR MOM.

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>> [APPLAUSE]
>> NOW, BEFORE I TAKE YOUR MOM

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BEHIND THIS CURTAIN, I'D LIKE TO
TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THIS

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FINE LADY.

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SHE'S 45 YEARS YOUNG, LOVES
MUSEUMS, AND DOES THIS THING

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WITH HER TONGUE THAT WOULD MAKE
A--WELL, WOULD MAKE A RABBI EAT

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PORK.

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THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY.

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TIME FOR ME TO GO SWEEP YOUR
MOM'S CHIMNEY LIKE MARY POPPINS.

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CHIM-CHIM CHEEROO!

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TOODLES.

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>> BOY, BEING A SOCK PUPPET
REALLY SUCKS, HUH?

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>> YEAH.

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ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR
PUPPETMASTER IS A 14-YEAR-OLD

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BOY WHO WHACKS OFF IN YOUR FACE
EVERY NIGHT.

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>> HA HA HA.

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>> OH!

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I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA BLOW
CHUNKS OF BIRDSEED!

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[RETCHING]
>> OH, NO!

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BIG BIRD HAS THE BIRD FLU.

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>> THE WORD OF THE DAY IS
"QUARANTINE."

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Q-U-A-R-A-N-T-I-N-E.

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QUARANTINE.

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>> SNUFFELUPPAGUS?

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IS THAT YOU?

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>> OH, HE MUST BE HALLUCINATING.

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>> HI, BIRD.

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I'M SO SORRY YOU'RE SICK.

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>> I'M SCARED, SNUFFY.

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THANK GOD YOU CAN'T GET IT SINCE
YOUR NOT REAL.

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[MONITOR FLATLINES]
>> YEAH.

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THANK GOD--
[GASPS]

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>> ONE VACCINE.

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AH AH AH!

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TWO VACCINES.

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AH AH AH!

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>> ♪ ONE OF THESE KIDS
IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER

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ONE OF THESE KIDS IS DEAD ♪
>> TODAY'S EPISODE BROUGHT TO

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YOU BY THE LETTERS C.D.C.

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>> AND NOW...

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A MESSAGE FROM THE BEES.

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>> HEY, BOYS AND GIRLS.

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REMEMBER TO BE YOURSELF!

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AND DON'T [BLEEP] WITH US OR
WE'LL STING YOU ALL AT ONCE

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AND KILL YOU.

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[THUNDER]
>> [LAUGHTER]

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AH, PROJAC,
YOU'RE A GIFT TO FORMER MAD

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SCIENTISTS EVERYWHERE.

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WITH YOUR HELP, I'LL USE MY
INVENTIONS FOR GOOD.

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RIGHT, BOYS?

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>> I LIVE!

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THIS IS AWESOME!

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I'M ALIVE!

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HA HA!

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I'M ALIVE!

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>> AAGH!

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>> HA!

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YEAH!

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OOH!

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SPARKLY!

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OH!

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BEING ALIVE HOLDS SUCH AMAZING
WONDERS!

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>> FREEZE!

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>> HEY, HEY, HANDS ABOVE YOUR
HEAD!

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>> DON'T GIVE ME REASON, SIR!

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>> I LOVE YOU ALL!

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[GUNFIRE]
I WANT TO PLAY, TOO!

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[MACHINEGUN FIRE]
>> [SCREAMING]

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>> WHAT A GREAT GAME!

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I WIN!

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>> [BARKING]
>> LOOK AT YOU.

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I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING SO
ADORABLE IN ALL MY 20 MINUTES OF

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LIFE.

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COME HERE, YOU!

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HA HA!

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>> WELL, BOYS, I HOPE YOU--
OH, MY GOD!

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>> FREEZE, COP-KILLER!

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>> WHAT--NO!

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>> DON'T GIVE ME ANOTHER REASON!

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>> DROP IT!

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[GUNFIRE]
>> VANAX.

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GET YOUR SMILE BACK,
BUT WITHOUT THE DESIRE TO BUILD

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GIANT ROBOTS.

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[BELLS JINGLING]
>> HO, HO, HO!

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>> OH, HEY THERE, CASPER.

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>> HA HA!

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>> HEY!

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>> SOMEONE CALL U.P.S.

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THERE'S A SMALL PACKAGE THAT
NEEDS TO BE DELIVERED.

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>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO BE A FRIENDLY GHOST.

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>> IDIOT!

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I'M HIS BROTHER JASPER,
THE DOUCHE BAG GHOST!

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>> ♪ JASPER
THE DOUCHE BAG GHOST

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THE DOUCHIEST GHOST POSSESSED
HE'LL CALL YOU NAMES

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AND ACT REAL MEAN
UNTIL YOU FEEL DEPRESSED

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HE'LL ALWAYS SAY... ♪
>> [BLEEP] YOU!

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>> ♪ AND... ♪
>> LICK MY SACK, YOU FAIRY!

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>> ♪ HE'S SO DAMN CRUDE
AND SO DAMN RUDE

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JASPER, THE DOUCHE BAG GHOST ♪
>> WE WILL ALL MISS ANNIE.

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BUT SHE TRULY IS IN A BETTER
PLACE.

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>> [GASPS]
>> OH, GRANDMA!

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I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE ALIVE!

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>> AAW!

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00:08:02,682 --> 00:08:06,686
>> HERMAN, YOU WERE ALWAYS MY
LEAST FAVORITE GRANDCHILD.

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>> HA HA!

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RETARDS!

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>> ♪ JASPER, THE DOUCHE BAG
GHOST ♪

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>> LICK MY SACK!

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>> I'LL TAKE A COKE.

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>> PEPSI OK?

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>> HELL, NO!

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THIS PLACE SUCKS,
YOU [BLEEP] WHORE!

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>> THAT'S ALL THAT'S LEFT OF
HIM--POOR BASTARD.

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>> THE SUBJECT DIED OF NATURAL--
NATURAL CAUSES.

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>> WELCOME BACK, EVERYONE.

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I'M STILL "ROBOT CHICKEN"
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER SETH GREEN.

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>> AND I'M STILL EXECUTIVE
PRODUCER MATT SENREICH.

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>> NOT ENOUGH OF YOU HAVE BEEN
CALLING IN TO SUPPORT US GETTING

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A THIRD SEASON.

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BUT WE'RE GONNA CHANGE ALL THAT
RIGHT NOW.

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CO-HEAD WRITER DOUGLAS
GOLDSTEIN, BRING OUT THAT

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ADORABLE PUPPY.

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[BARKING]
SO, LISTEN CAREFULLY...

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IF YOU GUYS DON'T CALL THE
NUMBER ON THE BOTTOM OF THE

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SCREEN RIGHT NOW, MATT HERE IS
GONNA SHOTGUN-BLAST KNUCKLES'

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BRAINS ALL OVER THE GROUND.

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YOU GOT IT?

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SO, START CALLING, BITCHES.

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WE'RE NOT KIDDING.

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YOU HAVE TWO MINUTES TO CALL--
[BOOM]

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[BLEEP]!

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WHOA, WHAT THE [BLEEP]?!

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>> SORRY.

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MY FINGER SLIPPED.

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MY BAD.

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>> I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T GONNA
KILL THE DOG?

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>> DUDE, IT SLIPPED.

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I'M SORRY.

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>> WOW.

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OK, UM...

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LET'S...

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UH, LET'S HAVE CO-HEAD WRITER
TOM ROOT BRING OUT ARNOLD THE

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MONKEY.

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MATT, YOU REALLY GOTTA BE
CAREFUL, OK, MAN?

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>> OK, OK.

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[CHITTERING]
>> ARNOLD, ARNOLD!

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IT'S OK, IT'S OK.

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IT'S OK.

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SHH.

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IT'S OK, BUDDY, IT'S OK.

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COME HERE.

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IT'S OK.

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OK, NOW LET'S GET SOME PHONE
CALLS--

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[BOOM]
MATT, WHAT THE HELL?!

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>> SOMEBODY PUT VASELINE ON THIS
TRIGGER.

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>> DUDE, I PUT A $10,000 DEPOSIT
DOWN ON THAT MONKEY!

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I'M NOT GONNA GET THAT BACK.

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>> I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY.

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>> GIVE ME THE GUN.

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>> NO!

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>> GIVE ME IT!

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>> NO!

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LET GO!

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>> MATT, GIVE ME IT--
[BOOM]

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>> OH, HELLO!

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>> MATT!

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YOU SHOT THE BLOOPERS HOST!

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>> SETH, LISTEN!

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[TELEPHONES RINGING]
THEY LIKE THE VIOLENCE.

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WE NEED MORE VIOLENCE!

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[BOOM]
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, MATT!

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THAT'S OUR FRIEND TOM!

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HE'S--WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

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WE--WE CAN'T HAVE A THIRD SEASON
IF WE DON'T HAVE ANY WRITERS!

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>> THEY LOVE US!

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VIOLENCE!

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RATINGS!

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COME ON!

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HIGHER RATINGS!

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>> HA HA HA--
[LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYS]

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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
>> HA HA HA.

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[LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYS]
[CLUCKING]

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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

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[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

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--www.ncicap.org--]
>> BUCK.

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>> UH...

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I'M...

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I'M HERE TO PICK UP THE MONKEY?

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HELLO?

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[TELEPHONE RINGS]