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ROBOT CHICKEN 38
LUST FOR PUPPETS

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ROBOT CHICKEN 38
LUST FOR PUPPETS

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[THUNDER]
>> HEE HEE HEE!

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[WHIRRING]
>> IT'S ALIVE!

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[WHIRRING]
>> IT'S ALIVE!

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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

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>> COME ON, TEAM,
YOU REALLY ROCK!

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CHECK IT OUT, I HAVE A--
>> AAH!

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>> MY REVENGE SHALL BE ETERNAL!

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ARGH!

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>> HA HA HA!

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MONTEZUMA, THERE SHALL BE NO
REVENGE.

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>> REVENGE.

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>> [FARTS]
>> HA HA HA!

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>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CALVIN.

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>> WOW!

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A REAL TIGER.

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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT ME
A REAL LIVE TIGER.

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>> OK.

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>> NATIVE AMERICANS WOULD BE
MORE PLENTIFUL IF THEY HADN'T

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TRADED THEIR LAND FOR CASINOS.

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>> WELL, COWBOYS NEVER EVEN
EXISTED.

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THEY'RE JUST A MASCULINE IMAGE
CAMPAIGN PURPORTED BY MARLBORO.

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>> I THINK SOMETHING'S WRONG
WITH OUR SON.

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>> THIS IS SO [BLEEP].

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>> YEAH.

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>> WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

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>> TO HOBBES, MY PET TIGER.

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CAN'T YOU SEE HIM?

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>> HMM.

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THAT'S JUST A STUFFED ANIMAL.

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>> NO, IT'S NOT.

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HE'S REAL.

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GET HIM, HOBBES.

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>> [GROWL]
>> [SCREAMING]

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>> BLOOD IS EVERYWHERE.

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THE VICIOUS TIGER
SHOWS NO MERCY.

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>> I SEE.

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[ELECTRICAL CRACKLING]
>> AAH!

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>> THIS IS FOR THE BEST.

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GIVE HIM THESE PILLS
EVERY TWO HOURS.

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>> HOBBES?

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HOBBES?

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AHH...

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>> PSST, CALVIN.

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>> HOBBES!

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>> CALVIN, YOUR PARENTS
DON'T BELIEVE.

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WE HAVE TO KILL THEM.

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[CHAINSAW RUNNING]
>> SON, DID YOU DO THIS?

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>> ME?

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NO.

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MY TIGER DID.

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HE'S A BLOODTHIRSTY MONSTER.

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>> OK, YOU'RE COMING WITH US.

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>> FASTEN YOUR SEATBELT, HOBBES.

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WE'RE GOING TO MARS.

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WOW!

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MARS IS AMAZING.

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MARS IS AMAZING.

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MARS IS AMAZING.

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>> ♪ LOOK AROUND
NO ONE'S EVER GONNA

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KNOCK YOU DOWN ♪
[MUSIC STOPS]

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>> SO THIS IS YOUR TWO WEEKS,
THEN?

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I SEE.

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["POP GOES THE WEASEL" PLAYING]
[MUSIC STOPS]

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[CLICK]
>> HUH.

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HA HA!

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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
HELLO.

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GRANDMA!

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OH, I'M SORRY!

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NO.

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I MUST HAVE MISDIALED!

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[HORNS HONKING]
>> REVENGE!

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[FART]
YES, YES.

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HA HA!

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>> CAMERON!

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>> DAMMIT!

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NOT A MOMENT OF PEACE.

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>> YOU WOULD BE JUSTIFIED IN
PASSING ME THE BREAD.

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>> IT'S OLD, HONEY.

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I JUST WISH THAT THEY--
>> BABE?

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>> I'M AFRAID IT'S VERY SERIOUS.

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IN YOUR CAREER, HAVE YOU EVER
HAD CONTACT WITH A BRAND OF

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MOVIE MAKEUP CALLED PROLACTIN?

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>> I DON'T KNOW.

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WHAT IS IT?

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>> IT'S USED TO MAKE FAKE SEMEN.

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>> OH, CRAP!

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>> WELL, AT ANY RATE, YOUR BODY
IS NOW 99% CANCER.

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YOU HAVE LESS THAN A DAY
TO LIVE.

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[CLICK]
>> D-D-DON'T WORRY, BABY.

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I'LL FIND LOVE AGAIN.

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>> THANKS.

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>> BABY, IS THERE ANYTHING
SPECIAL YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE

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YOU, YOU KNOW, KICK IT?

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>> AS A MATTER OF FACT,
THERE IS.

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>> OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

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OK.

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I THOUGHT MAYBE WE'D CUDDLE.

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[DOORBELL RINGS]
>> YES?

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>> THAT'S FOR MAKING LUCY LIU
CRY ON THE SET OF CHARLIE'S

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ANGELS, BILL MURRAY.

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[DOORBELL RINGS]
>> YES?

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>> FOR GIVING ME CANCER WITH
YOUR FAKE SEMEN, BEN STILLER!

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>> I WAS JUST AN ACTOR.

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THAT STUFF GAVE ME CANCER, TOO!

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>> WELL--
THAT'S FOR HAVING CANCER!

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[DOORBELL RINGS]
>> YES?

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>> WHERE'S JOHN RUTTER?

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I'M GONNA HIT HIM IN THE NUTS
FOR BLACKMAILING ME OVER THOSE

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TOPLESS PHOTOS!

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>> YOU'LL HAVE TO GO VISIT HIM
IN PRISON!

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>> OH, YEAH.

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I WON THAT CASE.

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HA HA!

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WHEN DOES HE GET OUT?

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>> 4 YEARS FROM NOW!

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[SOBBING]
>> YOU WIN THIS ROUNDS,

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JOHN RUTTER'S NUTS.

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COME ON, PLENTY OF CAMERON
FOR EVERYBODY!

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THAT'S RIGHT, PEOPLE.

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CLOSER.

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YOU'RE GONNA WANT A REALLY GOOD
PHOTO OF THIS.

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BURN IN HELL,
YOU [BLEEP] CLOWNS!

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[KA-BOOM]
DIDN'T THE DEAD PAPARAZZI GET A

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MEMORIAL, TOO?

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>> YEAH.

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IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE.

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>> ARGH!

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AHH...

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>> OK, MRS. MILANO,
JUST ONE MORE BIG PUSH.

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[BABY CRYING]
[BABIES CRYING]

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[GROWLING]
>> DINNER'S READY, BOYS.

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CHILI TIME.

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STRAIGHT FROM NEW YORK CITY.

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>> NEW YORK CITY?

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[GUNSHOTS]
ACTUALLY, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.

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>> ARE YOU GUYS EXCITED TO MEET
MY FIANCE FRANK?

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>> I CAN'T WAIT, SWEETIE.

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>> I'M NOT READY TO SEE MY BABY
GET MARRIED.

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[DOORBELL RINGS]
>> FRANKIE!

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>> [ROARING]
>> LORD, IT'S A MONSTER!

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[GUNSHOT]
>> DAD, DON'T SHOOT!

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THAT'S MY FIANCE.

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>> OH, SORRY ABOUT THAT.

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NICE TO MEET YOU, FRANK.

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>> [ROAR]
>> SO, FRANK, WHAT'S YOUR LINE

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OF WORK?

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>> [ROARING]
>> WHAT THE HELL DOES

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THAT MEAN?

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>> HONEY, BE NICE.

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>> HONEY, WATCH OUT!

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[GUNSHOT]
>> ARGH!

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>> DAD, HE WAS JUST TRYING TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM.

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>> RIGHT.

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SORRY, FRANK.

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TOSS THE BALL AROUND?

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[BUZZING]
>> [SCREAMING]

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>> HE'S GOING CRAZY!

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[GUNSHOT]
>> DAD, A BEEHIVE FELL

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IN HIS PANTS.

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HE'S ALREADY IN PAIN.

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>> OH, MAN, S-SORRY AGAIN THERE,
FRANK.

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THAT'S, UH, THAT'S MY BAD.

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>> RARH.

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>> YOU KNOW, I AM REALLY TAKING
A LIKING TO THIS FRANKIE GUY.

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>> [GRUNTING]
>> WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

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>> [GRUNTING]
>> YOU MONSTER!

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
TO MY DAUGHTER?

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[GUNSHOT]
>> DAD, WE WERE HAVING SEX!

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>> OH, MAN, SO SORRY ABOUT THAT.

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TERRIBLE MISUNDERSTANDING.

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I--I FEEL AWFUL.

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APOLOGIES ALL AROUND.

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CARRY ON.

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>> OH, HONEY, I'M SO PROUD OF
YOU FINALLY COMING TO TERMS WITH

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OUR DAUGHTER MARRYING
FRANKENSTEIN.

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>> FRANKENSTEIN?

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HE'S JEWISH?

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[GUNSHOTS]
>> RIDE MY ASS.

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QUITE THE BARGAIN.

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GOOD TIME FOR THE--
HEY, GET THE KIDS!

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GET THE KIDS.

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IT'S A FAMILY AFFAIR.

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SIR, SIR, DO RIGHT BY YOUR KIDS.

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>> WOOHOO!

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[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]
>> REVENGE!

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[FART]
>> WOOHOO!

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WOOHOO!

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WOOHOO!

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>> SO WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS
BEEN UP TO?

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>> GOT A NEW BELL YESTERDAY.

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>> OOH, A NEW BELL.

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>> LOVING IT.

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REALLY COOL JINGLE.

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>> AAH!

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>> OH, WHOA!

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>> OH, NO, MARIO, THE BRIDGE,
SHE'S A-CLOSED.

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WHICH WAY SHOULD WE GO?

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[TIRE BLOWS OUT]
OH, LOOK AT THAT.

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WE GOT A FLAT TIRE.

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>> LOOK, A REPAIR GARAGE.

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I'LL PULL IN THERE.

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AH, MAMA MIA!

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LUIGI, WE GOT A PIMPED OUT RIDE.

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>> WE NEED A-SOME COINS, MARIO.

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WE HAVE NO MONEY.

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>> LEAVE A-TO ME!

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>> MARIO!

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ARE YOU OK?

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>> OH, LOOK, IT'S A TURTLE.

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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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YOU JUST KILLED MY TURTLE.

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>> OH, MY GOD!

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I'M-A SO SORRY!

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>> HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

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>> LUIGI, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

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LOOK, LUIGI, IT'S THE PRINCESS.

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PRINCESS, YOU MUST A-COME
WITH US.

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>> I'LL SUCK YOUR [BLEEP]
FOR 50 BUCKS.

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>> PRINCESS!

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>> DO YOU ACCEPT COINS?

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>> COME ON, A PRINCESS,
WE GOT THE GOLD.

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>> UH-UH, NAW,
THAT'S MY PRINCESS.

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[GUNSHOTS]
>> I'M A-HIT.

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WHAT IS THIS?

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>> THAT'S BLOOD, BABY.

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>> OH, MARIO, WE NEED TO FIND
YOU SOME MUSHROOMS

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SO YOU CAN HEAL.

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>> I KNOW JUST THE GUY.

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>> THIS IS SOME REALLY GOOD
[BLEEP], MAN.

00:09:11.183 --> 00:09:12.351 line:85% position:23% size:23%
>> HA HA!

00:09:12.418 --> 00:09:13.286 line:85% position:20% size:20%
HOO HOO!

00:09:13.352 --> 00:09:14.086 line:85% position:15% size:10%
WOW!

00:09:14.153 --> 00:09:16.289 line:85% position:35% size:48%
I FEEL REALLY GOOD!

00:09:16.355 --> 00:09:17.690 line:85% position:43% size:65%
LOOK AT THE PRETTY COLORS!

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[SIREN]
>> CHEESE IT!

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IT'S THE FUZZ!

00:09:22.595 --> 00:09:23.930 line:85% position:23% size:23%
>> HA HA!

00:09:23.996 --> 00:09:25.631 line:85% position:30% size:40%
I FEEL SO FUNNY.

00:09:25.698 --> 00:09:28.768 line:85% position:50% size:78%
LOOK, THERE'S COINS EVERYWHERE.

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I'M-A RICH!

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>> MARIO, NO!

00:09:31.637 --> 00:09:32.672 line:85% position:25% size:30%
>> HA HA HA!

00:09:32.738 --> 00:09:34.206 line:85% position:38% size:53%
>> YOU GO, MARIO, GO!

00:09:34.273 --> 00:09:36.509 line:85% position:25% size:28%
>> HOO HOO!

00:09:36.575 --> 00:09:38.144 line:85% position:45% size:70%
>> I THINK I SHOULD-A DRIVE!

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[SIREN]
>> POLICE!

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PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!

00:09:43.749 --> 00:09:44.684 line:85% position:33% size:45%
HE'S GOT A WRENCH!

00:09:44.750 --> 00:09:45.451 line:85% position:28% size:35%
TAKE HIM DOWN!

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>> NO!

00:09:46.319 --> 00:09:48.287 line:79% position:10% size:40% align:start
[GUNSHOTS]
>> AH, MAMA MIA!

00:09:48.354 --> 00:09:52.224 line:79% position:33% size:43%
HE'S A-MARINATING
IN HIS OWN RAGU!

00:09:52.291 --> 00:09:53.826 line:85% position:38% size:55%
YOU KILLED MY BROTHER!

00:09:53.893 --> 00:10:04.170 line:85% position:38% size:55%
YOU SONS OF A BITCHES!

00:10:04.236 --> 00:10:09.041 line:79% position:28% size:78% align:start
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, YOU
MOTHER--

00:10:09.108 --> 00:10:19.085 line:85% position:20% size:18%
OH HOO!

00:10:19.151 --> 00:10:24.457 line:85% position:20% size:18%
OH HOO!

00:10:24.523 --> 00:10:25.891 line:85% position:23% size:23%
>> MMM...

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RACCOON CITY SOUNDS LOVELY.

00:10:28.361 --> 00:10:32.598 line:79% position:10% size:38% align:start
[HORNS HONKING]
WHAT?

00:10:32.665 --> 00:10:33.733 line:85% position:18% size:13%
WHAT?

00:10:33.799 --> 00:10:39.905 line:79% position:10% size:48% align:start
[SCREAMING]
[CHICKENS CLUCKING]

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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

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[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

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