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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

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[EVIL LAUGHTER]
[WHIRRING NOISE]

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>> IT'S ALIVE!

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[EVIL LAUGHTER]
>> I JUST CAN'T DO A THING

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WITH IT.

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[HISSING]
>> HEY, GUYS, GOING ON A

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MISSION?

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CAN I COME?

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>> SORRY, SNOW JOB.

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THIS MISSION DOESN'T REQUIRE
SKIS.

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>> WEARING A BLINDINGLY WHITE
OUTFIT IN THE MIDDLE OF JUNGLE

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WARFARE MAKES YOU A VERY
SHOOTABLE TARGET, MAN.

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>> BUNCH OF G.I. JERKS.

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THOSE GUYS SUCK.

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SOMEDAY I'LL SHOW THEM HOW MUCH
I ROCK.

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>> ATTENTION, G.I. JOE!

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I AM SAMUEL SCHMID, PRESIDENT
OF SWITZERLAND.

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THE SWISS ALPS, THEY HAVE BEEN
OVERRUN BY YETI!

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>> JUST ONE YETI?

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>> YETI!

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YETIS!

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WHATEVER THE PLURAL IS.

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WE NEED YOUR HELP!

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>> SOUNDS LIKE A GO JOB FOR
SNOW JOB!

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>> THAT'S AWFUL.

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>> YEAH, I GOTTA WORK ON THAT.

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[BARKING]
WHOO-HOO!

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THIS MUST BE THE SWISS CAPITOL
BUILDING.

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BUT I DON'T SEE ANY YETI.

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ER, YETIS.

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YETI?

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I DON'T SEE ANYONE!

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OW!

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WHAT--
[LAUGHTER]

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>> OH, SNOW JOB, YOU IDIOT.

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>> SNOW JOB, YOU'LL BELIEVE
ANYTHING!

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>> HA HA HA!

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RETARD!

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HA HA HA!

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>> HEY, SOLDIER, SORRY ABOUT
THAT PRACTICAL JOKE.

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>> PLEASE FORGIVE US, SNOWY
DEALINGS.

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WE WERE CARELESS WITH YOUR
FEELINGS.

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>> WHATEVER.

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I DON'T CARE.

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>> DID YOU SEE?

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IT'S SNOWING OUTSIDE!

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>> REALLY?

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>> YUP.

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WE HAVE A MISSION FOR YOU.

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>> AWESOME!

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SON OF A BITCH.

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>> NOW JUST HOLD STILL.

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THIS WON'T HURT--
[HISSING]

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>> UH, GUYS?

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I DON'T THINK THAT FLYING MONKEY
ROAD KILL IS SITTING SO WELL.

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[WHISTLE]
>> SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU TWO

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BEEN--
>> A WHILE, OK?

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>> YOU'RE A BIG HAND NOW, THING.

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I THINK IT'S TIME YOU WENT AND
MADE IT ON YOUR OWN.

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>> I'M SORRY, THING, OLD MAN.

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[TRUCK HORN]
>> I'VE GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU,

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MR. THING, YOUR RESUME IS VERY
IMPRESSIVE.

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MASSAGE THERAPY, PALM READING,
ENSEMBLE IN "ANNIE."

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I'M WILLING TO GIVE YOU A SHOT,
KID.

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>> HEY, THING.

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LET ME INTRODUCE ALLISON FROM
ACCOUNTING.

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SHE NEEDS A RIDE HOME TONIGHT,
IF YOU CAN HANDLE IT.

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[CHUCKLING]
>> OH, THING.

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OH, THING!

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IT'S NOT YOU, THING, IT'S ME.

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I WANT TO HAVE CHILDREN SOMEDAY,
AND YOU DON'T HAVE REPRODUCTIVE

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ORGANS.

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I'M SORRY.

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I'M SORRY.

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[CLATTER]
>> HEY, THING.

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SORRY THINGS DIDN'T WORK OUT
WITH ALLISON.

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NO PUN INTENDED.

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BUT I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO
THE NEW GIRL FROM ACCOUNTING.

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THING, EMMA JIG.

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[CHUCKLING]
>> THING, EMMA JIG, I NOW

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PRONOUNCE YOU HAND AND HAND.

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[CHEERING]
>> HOW ARE THEY GOING TO, YOU

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KNOW, DO IT?

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♪ GET FUNKY WITH YOUR FINGERS ♪
♪ FUNKY WITH YOUR FINGERS ♪

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♪ BABY ♪
♪ FUNKY WITH YOUR FINGERS ♪

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[YELLING AND WHISTLING]
[LAUGHTER]

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[YELLING AND WHISTLING]
[LAUGHTER]

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>> AHH!

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>> HEY, WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO
BE, A LEPRECHAUN OR SOMETHING?

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>> OH, SURE, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT,
LAD.

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ONE OF THE WEE FOLK.

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A NATURAL-BORN SON OF BEAUTIFUL
MOTHER IRELAND.

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>> UH-HUH, OK.

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>> [BURPS]
>> SO IF I CATCH YOU, DO I GET

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YOUR POT OF GOLD?

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>> OF COURSE, ME LAD.

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A POT OF GOLD FOR ANYONE WHO
CAN CATCH--

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OH, BOLLOCKS.

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BARTENDER, ANOTHER BEER, IF
YOU--

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>> CHECK IT OUT, GUYS!

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IT'S A REAL LIVE LEPRECHAUN!

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HE'S GIVING OUT REAL GOLD!

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LOOK, I GOT SOME.

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>> OH, BOLLOCKS!

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>> NO!!

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>> DAMN THAT CARNEY!

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>> WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

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>> I'VE GOT AN IDEA.

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[CHEERING]
>> HEY!

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WHY DID I GET A POT OF CRAP?

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>> THAT WILL PUT AN END TO THAT.

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>> WELCOME TO THE MEMORY GAME!

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LET'S BRING OUT OUR FIRST
CONTESTANT.

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>> HI, I'M CHARLES, AND I'M FROM
TORONTO, ONTARIO, CANADA.

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YEAH!

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>> CHARLES, ARE YOU READY TO
ENTER THE HALL OF MEMORY?

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>> I AM!

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>> THEN LET'S PLAY!

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>> SO WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO--OW!

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>> OH, TOO BAD, CHARLES.

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ALL RIGHT, LET'S BRING OUT OUR
NEXT CONTESTANT, HUGH!

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>> HI, I'M HUGH.

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AND I DON'T WANT TO PLAY
ANYMORE.

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>> HUGH, GET ON IN THERE.

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WAY TO USE YOUR MEMORY.

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HUGH REMEMBERED THAT ARROW.

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>> UNH!

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>> OH, YOU'VE GOT TO WATCH THOSE
SPIKES.

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HERE GOES MARTHA!

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SHE DUCKS THE ARROWS, AND JUMPS
THE SPIKES.

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SHE AVOIDS THE FALLING ROCK.

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NOW SHE SWINGS OVER THE MOLTEN
LAVA!

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THERE'S THAT HIDDEN AXE.

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THAT MAKES FIGHTING THAT
SKELETON SO MUCH EASIER.

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QUICKLY THROUGH THE POISON GAS.

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AND SHE'S OVER THOSE PESKY
SAW BLADES!

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MARTHA EATS THE BROWNIE THAT'S
NOT FILLED WITH LAXATIVE.

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AND SHE'S OVER TO THE GIANT
PIANO!

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"GREENSLEEVES," THAT'S IT!

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SHE'S DONE IT!

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>> YAY, I DID IT!

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YEAH!

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WHOO!

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>> CONGRATULATIONS, MARTHA!

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ARE YOU READY TO COLLECT YOUR
PRIZE?

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>> YES, I AM!

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>> GREAT!

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IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE!

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>> UH...

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>> WHAT'S WRONG?

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GO ON, CLAIM YOUR PRIZE.

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>> I...OK!

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[CHEERING]
>> NOW YOU JUST HAVE TO ESCAPE

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WITH IT!

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>> WHAT?

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AAH!

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>> WOW!

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A BLACK STALLION!

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WHAT A BEAUTIFUL HORSE!

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>> WASSUP, SON?

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>> YOU CAN TALK?!

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>> OH, YOU THINK BECAUSE I'M A
"BLACK" STALLION THAT I CAN'T

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TALK?

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YOU THINK I'M STUPID OR
UNEDUCATED OR SOMETHING?

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>> NO, I JUST--IT'S JUST--
HORSES DON'T USUALLY--

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>> RACIST!

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[BOAT HORN]
[PANTING]

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>> LOOK, BLACK STALLION!

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I CAUGHT A WILD ROOSTER!

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>> WELL, ABOUT DAMN TIME!

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I'M STARVING UP IN THIS MUG,
MAN.

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>> SHOULD I FRY IT UP?

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>> OH, YOU THINK 'CAUSE I'M A
"BLACK" STALLION THAT I LIKE

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FRIED CHICKEN.

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OH, YES, MASSA!

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YEAH!

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CAN I GET ME SOME FRIED CHICKEN,
PLEASE?

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OOH!

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>> NO, NO!

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I JUST--NO, I MEAN--I MEANT--
[SIGHS]

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NEVER MIND.

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>> RACIST.

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>> BLACK STALLION, I FOUND A
SOURCE OF FRESH WATER!

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>> THAT'S NOT THE BLACK
STALLION.

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I'M THE BLACK STALLION.

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WHAT, YOU THINK ALL BLACK HORSES
LOOK THE SAME?

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WE ALL JUST ONE BIG RACE OF
BLACK STALLIONS TO YOU, AREN'T

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WE?

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>> NO, NO, I JUST--I DIDN'T--
I THOUGHT THERE WERE--

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>> YOU PROBABLY CAN'T EVEN
DANCE, HONKY.

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>> I CAN TOO DANCE!

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WATCH!

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[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
>> OH, SNAP!

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[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
>> OH, SNAP!

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>> SEE, BLACK STALLION?

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WE BOTH HAVE MISCONCEPTIONS AND
MISUNDERSTANDINGS.

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AND YOU CAN BE A RACIST, TOO.

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>> LITTLE WHITE BOY, YOU HAVE
TAUGHT ME A LOT ABOUT MYSELF AND

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RACE RELATIONS.

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I LOVE YOU.

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>> KIDS!

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COME INSIDE FOR HOT COCOA.

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HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN BILLY?

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>> NO.

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>> DETECTIVE OPRAH!

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YOU'RE GOING TO GO AFTER THE
BIGGEST CRIME BOSS IN CHICAGO,

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SO YOU'LL NEED A NO-NONSENSE
PARTNER WITH A NO-NONSENSE

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MOUSTACHE.

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MEET DR. PHIL.

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>> COME ON, OPRAH.

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IT'S TIME TO GET REAL.

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>> I'M AGING TOO GRACEFULLY FOR
THIS [BEEP].

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THAT'S THE BIG BOSS'
RIGHT-HAND MAN, SALVADOR.

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IF I CAN GET 5 MILLION WHITE
TRASH HOUSEWIVES TO READ "WAR

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AND PEACE," I CAN GET THIS GUY
TO TALK.

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>> LET ME TRY SOMETHING, OPRAH.

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HEY, LISTEN, SALVADOR?

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YOU SHOW 8 OUT OF 9 SIGNS OF
BEING A CRIMINAL PSYCHOPATH.

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BUT A NEW DAY IS JUST WAITING
AROUND THE CORNER.

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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS
COMMERCIAL--

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[GUNFIRE]
>> WHO THE [BEEP] ARE YOU?

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AND WHAT [BEEP] DID YOU JUST
SAY?

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>> I THINK HE'S REALLY OPENING
UP.

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>> YEAH, OPENING UP A CAN OF
WHOOP-ASS!

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SALVADOR, I THINK A LOT OF THIS
ANGER IS STEMMING FROM THE

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RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR FATHER.

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I'D LIKE TO BRING HIM OUT HERE.

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COME ON OUT, DAD.

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>> PAPA?!

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HOW DID YOU...?

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BUT YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY
TO FLY FROM ITALY.

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>> ALL GUESTS OF "THE OPRAH
WINFREY SHOW" FLY FIRST CLASS ON

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DELTA AIRLINES.

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>> PAPA!

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PAPA!

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>> TAKE 'EM DOWN!

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>> OH, PAPA!

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>> IF YOU RAT ON YOUR BOSS,
WE'LL GIVE YOU A 64-INCH HIGH

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DEFINITION PLASMA TV FROM
SAMSUNG.

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>> THAT'S JUST A REFURBISHED
FLOOR MODEL!

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YOU GO TO HELL!

242
00:10:08,741 --> 00:10:10,209
>> TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD.

243
00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:12,511
DID SOMEONE TOUCH YOU AS A KID?

244
00:10:12,578 --> 00:10:15,781
THAT IS WRONG, BUT IT'S NOT YOUR
FAULT.

245
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I CARE ABOUT YOU.

246
00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:18,250
>> UH...

247
00:10:18,317 --> 00:10:21,420
THE BOSS, HE HANGS OUT BEHIND
THE BOWLING ALLEY.

248
00:10:21,487 --> 00:10:22,421
>> BOOK 'EM, OPRAH.

249
00:10:22,488 --> 00:10:24,824
>> TIME FOR YOU FOOLS TO JOIN
MY BOOK CLUB.

250
00:10:24,890 --> 00:10:27,626
THE FIRST BOOK IS A STORY ABOUT
A SUCKER.

251
00:10:27,693 --> 00:10:30,062
>> OPRAH, I'M ALREADY A MEMBER
OF YOUR BOOK--

252
00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:31,897
>> I WOULD LOVE TO KICK YOUR
ASS!

253
00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:33,065
>> STAY BACK.

254
00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:35,401
I DON'T TRUST YOU COPS FURTHER
THAN I COULD THROW YOU.

255
00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,770
>> WELL, THEN, LET'S TRY A TRUST
EXERCISE.

256
00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:39,739
YOU FALL BACK INTO MY ARMS.

257
00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:41,907
TRUST ME, I WON'T HARM YOU.

258
00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:43,075
>> OK.

259
00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:46,312
>> BUT THEY WILL.

260
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,748
>> YOU MAY HAVE CAUGHT ME, BUT
YOU HAVE NO PROOF I EVER KILLED

261
00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:49,415
ANYBODY.

262
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,316
>> OH, YEAH?

263
00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:52,818
LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIR.

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00:10:52,885 --> 00:10:58,157
[CHEERING]
[SCREAMING]

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>> IN HINDSIGHT, THAT WAS
A MISTAKE.

266
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>> WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT, OPRAH.

267
00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:02,595
YOU ALWAYS ARE.

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[CHICKEN CLUCKING
AS THOUGH SINGING]

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