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ROBOT CHICKEN 32 VEGGIES 4 SLOTH
>> HA HA HA!

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[TOOLS WHIRRING]
IT'S ALIVE!

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[TOOLS WHIRRING]
IT'S ALIVE!

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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

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[TOILET FLUSHES]
>> OK, EVERYONE OUT.

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I GOT TO DROP
A WHOLE FUDGE CAKE.

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>> [CRYING]
[WIND BLOWING]

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>> ANDREW LLOYD WEBER'S
"THE BEASTMASTER" IS BROADWAY'S

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NEWEST SMASH SENSATION.

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>> ♪ I'M DAR, THE BEASTMASTER ♪
>> DAVID HASSELHOFF RETURNS TO

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BROADWAY AS DAR THE BEASTMASTER.

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>> ♪ I SEEK VENGEANCE AGAINST
THE CULT LEADER

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I'M DAR THE BEASTMASTER ♪
>> ♪ I'M A LITTLE SLAVE GIRL ♪

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>> COUNTRY SINGER FAITH HILL
STARS AS KIRI.

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>> ♪ IS THERE NO ONE FOR ME? ♪
>> ♪ I'M THE BEASTMASTER

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MY FRIEND'S A BLACK PANTHER
YOUR THOUGHTS ARE ON

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BESTIALITY ♪
>> NATHAN LANE AND MATTHEW

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BRODERICK ARE REUNITED AS THE
TWIN FERRETS KONO AND BONO.

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>> HEY, KONO.

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>> HEY, BONO.

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>> WHERE'S FRONO?

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>> YOU DON'T KNOW.

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HAKUNA MATADA!

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>> AND THE ORIGINAL TAP-DANCING
KID, ALFONSO RIBEIRO,

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IS A PANTHER NAMED PANTHER.

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>> ♪ THESE CLAWS OF MINE
DIG INTO YOU

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WHEN I MAKE LOVE TO YOU ♪
>> ♪ I'M GONNA THROW YOUR BABY

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IN THE FIRE ♪
>> KISS ROCKER GENE SIMMONS

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MAKES HIS BROADWAY DEBUT AS MAX.

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>> ♪ 'CAUSE I'M A CULT LEADER
FOLLOW TODAY

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A CULT LEADER
I'LL MAKE YOU PRAY TO ME

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CULT LEADER ♪
>> ♪ IT'S THE LAW OF THE JUNGLE

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IT'S L-O-V, LOVE
BEASTMAN AND GIRL

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TOGETHER IN HARMONY ♪
>> I'LL GET YOU, BEASTMASTER!

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TOGETHER IN HARMONY ♪
>> I'LL GET YOU, BEASTMASTER!

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>> THANK YOU. IT IS AN HONOR
TO HAVE WON THE TOUR DE FRANCE

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FOR A SEVENTH TIME!

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>> [SPEAKING FRENCH]
>> LUCKY SEVEN! YOU KNOW,

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I'VE MADE A BET
WITH YOUR PRESIDENT CHIRAC THAT

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I WOULD WIN THIS RACE 7 TIMES
AND BREAK THE ALL-TIME RECORD.

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IN FACT, PRESIDENT CHIRAC
BET ME ALL OF FRANCE

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THAT I COULDN'T WIN 7 TIMES.

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HE EVEN GOT ALL HIS GOVERNMENT
OFFICIALS TO SIGN THIS DOCUMENT

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MAKING ME THE SUPER-PRESIDENT
OF FRANCE.

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GO ON AND SAY IT,
YOU LITTLE WEASEL.

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>> UH...[SPEAKING FRENCH]
[ONLOOKERS GASP]

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>> THAT'S RIGHT, ALL YOU LITTLE
PEPE LE PEWS--LANCE ARMSTRONG

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IS LARGE AND IN CHARGE!

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BRING HER DOWN, BOYS.

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WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!

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SUPER-PRESIDENT! HA HA!

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WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. BACK UP.

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BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.

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WHO'S THIS BITCH?

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YOU HALF-SMILING AT ME?

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I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING
TO HALF-SMILE ABOUT.

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HALF A SET OF BALLS
IN YOUR MOUTH.

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HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, MONA LISA?

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I'LL MAKE YOU MOAN.

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YOU LAUGHING AT MY BALLS?

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I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING
RIGHT NOW, BABY.

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I BEAT CANCER.

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I'LL BEAT THE [BEEP] OUT OF YOU.

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YOU GOT GREY POUPON.

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I'LL POOP ON YOU.

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>> MON DIEU!

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>> OH, GOD, I'M LONELY!

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WAIT A SECOND. WAIT A SECOND.

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WHERE'S FROGETTE? FROGETTE!

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>> WAS IT NO GOOD,
SUPER-PRESIDENT ARMSTRONG?

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>> OH, NO, BABY. ALL THOSE
YEARS ON THAT BIKE SEAT.

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COME ON, BABY.

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YOU GOT TO DO IT HARD!

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OH, COME ON. I WANT TO
CROSS THAT FINISH LINE!

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CROSS THAT FINISH LINE.

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>> THAT'S RIGHT, LANCE.

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WE'RE GOING TO CROSS
THAT FINISH LINE.

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>> WHAT THIS "WE" [BEEP]?

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>> HEY, BABY. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

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YES, I KNOW I SAID I'D STOP
CALLING, BUT IT'S THE HOLIDAYS,

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AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY
HOW HAPPY I AM THAT YOU

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FOUND SOMEONE NEW.

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IS HE THERE RIGHT NOW?

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OH, THE WHOLE FAMILY
IS THERE OPENING PRESENTS.

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WELL, THAT'S JUST GREAT, BECAUSE
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU.

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[SAWING]
>> OH, MY GOD!

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>> SANTA?

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>> UH! DELORES! HOW COULD YOU?

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>> HONEY!

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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.

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WE'RE JUST, UM...

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WE'RE ROLE-PLAYING.

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WOW. YOU JUST EARNED
50 EXPERIENCE POINTS.

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>> WOW! CAN I PLAY?

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>> NO.

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>> OH...

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>> OH, DEAR!

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OUR FLEET IS BEING DESTROYED!

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>> WILL HELP EVER ARRIVE?

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>> HA HA HA HA.

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DID SOMEONE CALL FOR A HERO?

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>> OH, THANK GOODNESS!

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[BEEP] ROGERS IS FINALLY HERE!

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>> WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?

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>> [BEEP] ROGERS.

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>> MY NAME IS BUCK, BUCK ROGERS.

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>> THEY'RE ALMOST THROUGH
THE SOUTH DEFENSES.

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[BEEP] ROGERS, WE NEED
YOUR HELP IMMEDIATELY!

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>> IT'S BUCK!

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>> MY NAME IS BUCK, NOT [BEEP]!

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WHAT'S WITH YOU ALIENS?

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>> [BEEP]
>> IT'S BUCK! DAMN! WHAT THE--

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IT'S BUCK, BUCK, BUCK, BUCK!

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>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

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I'VE BEEN SHOT! [BEEP] IT HURTS!

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>> WELCOME, [BEEP].

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>> IT'S BUCK!

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>> THAT DOES IT!

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>> WAIT! AAH!

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>> [BEEP] YOU! [BEEP] YOU!

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[BEEP] YOU! [BEEP] YOU!

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>> YOU REALLY TOLD
ALL THE ALIENS THAT

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BUCK'S NAME WAS [BEEP]?

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>> I WAS ATTEMPTING
HUMAN COMEDY.

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>> [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
>> EEE!

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>> OH! OH, MY HONEY!

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IT STILL COUNTS, RIGHT?

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>> DARLING!

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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.

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WE WERE JUST ROLE-PLAYING.

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>> UH, YEAH, I KNOW.

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>> BETTY, CAN YOU BELIEVE
WE'RE GOING TO PARIS

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FOR OUR SENIOR CLASS TRIP?

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>> OUI, VERONICA.

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>> BUT LOOK. POOR ARCHIE
MUST BE ON A SENIOR DRUG TRIP.

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>> JEEZ, ARCHIE. YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO SLIP THE G.H.B.

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IN THE GIRL'S DRINK,
NOT TAKE IT YOURSELF.

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HA HA HA. DATE RAPE.

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[TIRES SCREECH]
>> [SCREAMING]

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>> OH, MY GOD! [BLEEP]
>> GANG, IT WAS A VISION.

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WE HAVE TO GET OFF THIS BUS,
OR WE'LL ALL DIE!

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>> ONLY VERONICA CAN GET ME OFF.

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HA HA! SLUT.

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>> NOW THAT WE'RE NOT GOING
TO PARIS, WE CAN ALL GO INSIDE

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AND READ THE NOVELIZATION
OF "FINAL DESTINATION"

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BY AUTHOR DAVID McGINTY.

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>> MISS GRUNDY!

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>> DID I MISS THE BUS TO FRANCE?

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>> THAT BUS WASN'T SHORT ENOUGH
FOR YOU, MOOSE.

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HA HA. DUMB-ASS.

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>> WHY DO WE KEEP
HANGING OUT WITH YOU?

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>> [GASPING]
>> WELL, IT WASN'T EXACTLY MY

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VISION, BUT THEY SURE ARE DEAD.

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>> EVEN WHEN ARCHIE HAS
A VISION, HE SCREWS IT UP.

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>> I'M WORRIED. WHAT IF YOU
CAN'T AVOID THE GRIM REAPER?

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>> WHO'S HE? HE SOUNDS DREAMY.

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>> BLONDES ARE DUMB WHORES.

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>> [LAUGHTER]
>> STEREOTYPE.

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>> ANOTHER DAY,
ANOTHER SANDWICH IN THE SHOWER.

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HEE-HOO!

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I HATE ME.

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HOW DO I EAT SO MUCH
AND STAY THIN?

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HERE'S MY SECRET.

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[GAGGING]
GO DOWN THE DRAIN, WILL YOU?

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>> IF I CATCH THE PRICK WHO
KEEPS MOVING THIS APOSTROPHE,

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I'M GONNA CUT HIM UP
AND [BEEP] ON HIM

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AND [BEEP] HIM AND MURDER HIM!

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>> LISTEN, DEATH IS STALKING US
ACCORDING TO WHERE WE WERE

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SITTING ON THE BUS.

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>> SUPERFLUOUS BLACK CHARACTER!

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>> MY NAME IS CHUCK.

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>> WHY WOULD DEATH FOLLOW
MR. WETHERBY'S SEATING CHART?

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>> I DON'T KNOW, BLONDIE.

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WHY WOULD MARTIANS SPEND
MILLIONS OF YEARS WAITING

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TO ATTACK WHEN THEY COULD
HAVE JUST BEEN LIVING HERE,

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OR BOTHER TO FIND OUT
IF SOMETHING IN THE AIR

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WOULD MAKE THEM SICK?

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>> YOU BETTER HAVE FINISHED
YOUR HAIKUS ON DEATH

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FOR ENGLISH CLASS TOMORROW.

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>> OH...

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>> LESBIAN.

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>> COME WITH ME, ARCHIE.

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I'M SWEET AND INNOCENT.

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>> COME WITH ME, ARCHIE.

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I'M RICH AND EASY.

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>> HMM...I CHOOSE...

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[HORN HONKS]
STILL DECIDING...

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>> DUH, MISS GRUNDY,
WHAT'S A HAIKU?

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>> IT'S A KIND OF POEM.

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>> DUH, WHAT'S DEATH?

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>> OH, MOOSE, JUST MAKE YOURS
ABOUT FOOTBALL.

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>> DUH...

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>> NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND.

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I'VE BEEN TEACHING THESE SAME
NITWITS FOR 40 YEARS.

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I'VE BEEN TEACHING THESE SAME
NITWITS FOR 40 YEARS.

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MOOSE!

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>> DUH! MISS GRUNDY?

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>> HELP ME, MOOSE!

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>> DUH!

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DUH!

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>> MOOSE, YOU STUPID MOTHER--
>> UH-OH. DUH, MISS GRUNDY?

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DUH!

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>> POOR MOOSE. THE GAS CHAMBER.

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>> I'M A RICH REPUBLICAN,
BUT EVEN I FELT BAD WHEN

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HE SAID, "ME TAKE NAP NOW."

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DEATH, I WILL PAY YOU
ONE MILLION DOLLARS IF YOU

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TAKE THESE 2 ASSHOLES FIRST.

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>> I THOUGHT I WAS
IMPORTANT TO YOU.

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>> GO TAKE BETTY ON A DATE...

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IN HELL!

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>> [SLURPING]
>> WHO CHARGED A MILLION DOLLARS

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TO THE FAMILY GOLD CARD?

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[GLASSES CLINK]
[CHICKEN CLUCKING]

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