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ROBOT CHICKEN 31 "METAL MILITIA"
>> HA HA HA!

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ROBOT CHICKEN 31 "METAL MILITIA"
>> HA HA HA!

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>> IT'S ALIVE!

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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

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>> HA HA HA!

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HA HA HA!

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>> [SCREAMING]
>> WE'RE GOING DOWN!

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[DING]
>> HELLO?

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C'MON, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

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IS THIS BUTTON EVEN CONNECTED
TO ANYTHING?

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HELLO?

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[DINGING]
HELLO?

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[SIGH]
"MUST LOVE DOGS", THAT'S A GOOD

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IN-FLIGHT MOVIE, HUH?

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>> EH, WH--WHAT CAN I TELL YOU?

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I HAD A--I HAD A GRANDMOTHER
FROM HELL, OK?

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I MEAN, SHE WAS A JEWISH
JUGGLER, SHE--SHE USED TO WORRY

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ABOUT 6 THINGS AT ONCE.

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>> THAT'S REASONABLY FUNNY.

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>> C'MON!

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LET'S FLY!

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>> I CAN FLY!

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[THUD]
>> TO THE SKY!

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[THUD]
>> WOO HOO!

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[THUD]
>> REMEMBER TO THINK HAPPY

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THOUGHTS BEFORE YOU--
UH...

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AHH.

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[INHALES]
HUH.

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>> MAY I HELP YOU, SON?

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>> MY DAD SAID I COULD GET A
BITCHIN' SWEET RIDE FOR MY

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BIRTHDAY, BUT IT HAS TO BE
UNDER 500 BONES.

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>> I THINK I HAVE JUST
THE THING.

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>> UM, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

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>> OH, NO, NO.

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HOLD IT LIKE SO.

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>> WH--WHOA!

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WHAT'S IT DOING?

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AAH!

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[SCREAMING]
UH!

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>> UH!

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>> PULL THIS THING OVER,
RIGHT NOW!

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>> I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP!

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THIS IS FREAKIN' AWESOME!

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UH-OH.

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OHH--NO!

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AAH!

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>> I HAVE A VERY SMALL PENIS.

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>> OH, SO YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR AN S.U.V.?

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>> A VERY, VERY SMALL PENIS.

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>> PERHAPS A HUMMER H2?

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>> HA HA, AH,
YOU ARE MISINTERPRETING THE

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INSIGNIFICANCE OF THIS PENIS.

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IT'S--IT'S LITERALLY CONCAVE.

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>> I THINK I HAVE JUST
THE THING.

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>> YES!

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YES!

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THIS IS VERY SATISFYING.

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LOOK AT THE SIZE OF MY
PANTS AND--

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[TICKING]
>> THIS IS SOME SERIOUS

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BULL[BEEP].

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>> IF ONLY WE HAD
RAINBOW BRITE'S MAGIC

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STAR SPRINKLES.

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WE'D TURN THE WHOLE WORLD GRAY.

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>> GUYS, EVERY NIGHT WITH THIS.

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WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT TURNING
THE WORLD GRAY, ANYWAY?

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>> OH, WELL, IT'S REALLY MORE
OF A METAPHOR.

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>> I MEAN, IF YOU WANT TO DO
SOMETHING EVIL,

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ARSON IS PRETTY EVIL.

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>> LOOK, JUST--
SHUT UP.

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>> I SAY WE BREAK INTO RAINBOW
BRITE'S PLACE AND TAKE ALL

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THE STAR SPRINKLES WE WANT.

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>> NONE HERE.

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WHAT'S UNDER THE SINK?

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>> TAMPONS.

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[KEYS JINGLE]
>> OH, GAME OVER, MAN!

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GAME OVER!

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RAINBOW BRITE'S GONNA KICK
OUR ASSES IF SHE FINDS OUT

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WE'RE HERE!

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>> OH, GOOD GOD, WHAT A DAY.

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MM--
OH!

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AHH, OH, DAMN, I WAS HOLDING
THAT IN FOR HOURS.

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[ICE CUBES CLINK]
[GLASS BREAKS]

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>> I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH.

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>> HA HA HA!

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BLACK PEOPLE ARE SO MUCH FUNNIER
THAN WHITE PEOPLE, HA HMM, MM.

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DAMN, I AM EFFIN' STARVIN'.

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[BEEP]
[MICROWAVE WHIRRING]

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INTRUDERS!

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>> LET'S GET THE [BEEP] OUT
OF HERE, MAN!

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>> OH--OH--OH!

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[YELLING]
WHOA!

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>> AH--AAH!

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YOU'RE A BITCH!

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[YELLING]
>> "DEAR CITIZENS OF

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RAINBOW LAND,
WE HAVE CHANGED OUR WAYS,

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AND ARE MOVING TO TIBET TO HELP
BATTLE CHINESE TYRANNY.

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SIGNED, MURKY AND LURKY."

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>> I KNEW THOSE GUYS WEREN'T
SO BAD.

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>> UM, HAS ANYONE SEEN MY
COUSIN BLINKY?

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HE--HE HASN'T BEEN
AROUND LATELY.

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>> OH, "P.S., BLINKY CAME
WITH US."

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>> ROM SPACEKNIGHT!

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A WARRIOR MADE OF SOLID METAL,
HE'S BEATEN THE GALAXY'S

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TOUGHEST VILLAINS, BUT NOW FACES
A FOE IN EVERY WAY HIS EQUAL--

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JIM, THE GUY WITH
A GIANT MAGNET!

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>> COME HERE.

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>> NO.

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>> COME ON.

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>> NUH-UH.

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>> CHICKEN.

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>> YOU ARE!

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>> ROM SPACE CHICKEN.

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>> MATURE.

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>> YEAH, YOUR MOM WAS MATURE
LAST NIGHT.

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>> WHAT?

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>> DID HER.

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>> I'LL TEACH YOU!

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>> AH, TEACH THIS.

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HA HA!

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WHERE'S YOUR GUN NOW?

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>> I DIDN'T NEED IT ANYWAY.

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>> OH, ROMMY,
IT'S ON THE MAGNET.

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>> YOU SUCK.

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>> THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOM SAID.

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>> SHE DID NOT, MY MOM WAS
A SAINT!

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>> SAINT'S SUCK.

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>> HOW MUCH IS THE DOGGY IN
THE WINDOW?

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>> WHICH ONE?

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>> THE ONE WITH THE WAGGLY TAIL.

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>> OH, YOU DON'T WANT THAT ONE.

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HE'S GOT CANCER.

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>> WE'VE GOTTA GET TO THAT
TREASURE BEFORE THOSE

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BANDITS DO.

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>> THAT MEANS WE'LL HAVE
TO GO...

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INTO THE BLUE.

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>> HI, I'M "ROBOT CHICKEN"
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER SETH GREEN.

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BECAUSE ANIMATION TAKES SEVERAL
MONTHS TO PRODUCE, WE OFTEN

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WRITE OUR MOVIE PARODIES LONG
BEFORE THE FILMS HAVE EVER BEEN

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RELEASED.

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>> INTO THE BLUE?

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>> INTO THE BLUE.

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>> I HOPE YOU'VE ENJOYED THIS
PARODY OF THE MOVIE

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"INTO THE BLUE", WHICH I'M SURE
BY NOW HAS BEEN A BOX OFFICE

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BLOCKBUSTER, AND NOMINATED FOR
SEVERAL ACADEMY AWARDS.

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THANK YOU, AND GOOD NIGHT.

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>> I'M IN A BIKINI.

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>> I DO LOTS OF SIT-UPS.

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>> OH, DAMN IT.

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I HIT THE APPLE.

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>> UH--
WHERE THE HELL IS ALL THE GAUZE?

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>> OH, HA HA HA!

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NO, STOP!

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>> ARGH, MUMMY TIME!

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>> YOU'RE SO SCARY!

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>> MOMMA, CAN MY NEW CURFEW BE
MIDNIGHT?

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>> UH, YEAH.

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WHEN PIGS FLY.

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>> YOU HEARD THE LADY, OINKY.

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[SQUISH]
>> HMM.

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MIDNIGHT IT IS.

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>> [SCARY NOISES]
OH, OH, OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,

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WAIT, HE'S UNDER A BLANKET.

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AH, HE'S SAFE.

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>> [LAUGHING]
>> GET HIM, GET HIM, GET HIM!

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I LOVE BEATIN' KIDS!

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["INDIANA JONES" THEME PLAYS]
>> BAM, BAM!

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TAKE THAT!

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>> YOUNG MAN, IF YOU ARE NOT
GOING TO USE THAT STAFF OF RA

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PROPERLY, THEN YOU CAN'T USE IT
AT ALL.

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>> AWW.

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>> YOU'LL GET THIS BACK AT
THE END OF THE WEEK.

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>> INDY!

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YOU HAVE TO HELP ME.

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THOSE BOYS STOLE MY DOLLY!

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>> [LAUGHING]
>> [SOBS]

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["INDIANA JONES" THEME PLAYS]
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT, HENRY?

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["INDIANA JONES" THEME PLAYS]
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT, HENRY?

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>> PLEASE, NO!

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I--I'M EASILY NAUSEATED!

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LOOK OUT!

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[CRASH]
[WHIRRING]

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>> AAH!

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>> START THE STATION WAGON, MOM!

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START THE STATION WAGON!

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[TIRES SQUEAL]
>> HOW WAS SCHOOL, HONEY?

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DID YOU MAKE ANY NEW FRIENDS?

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>> THERE'S A SHAKE IN THE CAR,
MOM!

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WHY IS THERE A SHAKE IN THE CAR!

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>> WHAT?

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I PICKED UP SOME BURGER KING
FOR YOU.

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>> I HATE SHAKES, MOM!

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I HATE 'EM!

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I WANTED A SODA.

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>> PREPARE FOR A VISIT FROM
THE FUHRER HIMSELF.

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MY GOD!

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EVERYTHING MUST BE SHPIC
AND SHPAN!

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HOGAN, WILL YOU AND YOUR MEN
PROMISE TO BEHAVE?

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>> YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT,
BROTHER!

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WHAT'S HITLER GONNA DO WHEN
THESE 24-INCH PYTHONS COME

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FOR YOU?

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>> HOGAN!

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>> I KNOW NOTHING!

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>> OK, BOYS.

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THE BIG MAN'S VISIT IS THE
PERFECT TIME TO MAKE OUR ESCAPE.

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ALL RIGHT, WHAT'VE WE GOT?

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>> WE HAVE THIS ROPE AND THIS
FLASHLIGHTS, THE FAKE PASSPORTS,

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UH, PLAYBOYS, AND, UH, THESE.

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>> OH, YEAH--UH!

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SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!

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>> HOLY [BEEP]!

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SLIM JIM!

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I JUST LOVE SLIM JIMS!

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>> RODDY, WE NEED YOUR STEALTH.

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GO TAKE OUT THE GUARD REAL
QUIET-LIKE, AND THE REST OF US

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WILL SNEAK PAST--
>> GOTCHA, HOGAN!

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HEY, HEY, HEY, YOU [BEEP] NAZI!

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HOW ARE YA?

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>> HUH?

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[YELLS]
AH--OH!

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[YELLING]
OH, AH....

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>> EVERYTHING HAD BETTER BE IN
TIPTOP SHAPE.

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>> JA VOL, MEIN FUHRER!

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>> HULK-A-MANIA, RUNNIN' WILD!

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>> MACHO MADNESS IS COMIN'
AT YOU!

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>> LEAPING LENNY POFFO'S
GOING BAFFO!

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>> MEIN SCHNITZLE!

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>> OH, NO.

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SERGEANT SLAUGHTER'S NOT DONE
WITH YOU TWO.

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>> AND HITLER TAKES A FLAMING
CHAIR TO THE SPINE IN WHAT WILL

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SURELY GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS ONE
OF "WRESTLEMANIA'S" GREATEST

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MOMENTS.

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SERGEANT SHULTZ, DO YOU HAVE
ANY COMMENT?

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>> I KNOW NOTHING!

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[CHICKENS CLUCKING]
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

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CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
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