1 00:00:05,004 --> 00:00:08,208 >> HA HA HA! 2 00:00:08,274 --> 00:00:20,053 [WHIR] IT'S ALIVE! 3 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:30,096 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 4 00:00:30,163 --> 00:00:37,971 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 5 00:00:38,037 --> 00:00:41,474 >> ♪ I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME ♪ 6 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:45,412 >> BUT I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU. 7 00:00:45,478 --> 00:00:46,346 >> I WIN. 8 00:00:46,413 --> 00:00:47,747 >> WHERE? I CAN'T SEE. 9 00:00:47,814 --> 00:00:49,849 >> HERE--DIAGONALLY. 10 00:00:49,916 --> 00:00:52,152 >> PRETTY SNEAKY, SIS. 11 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:55,021 >> HEY, BARNEY BOY, THIS IS THE LIFE. 12 00:00:55,088 --> 00:00:56,089 >> YOU SAID IT, FRED. 13 00:00:56,156 --> 00:00:59,092 AN ENTIRE CIVILIZATION NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR. 14 00:00:59,159 --> 00:01:00,093 YOU GOT TO LOVE IT. 15 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,395 [KNOCKS ON DOOR] >> NOW, WHO COULD THAT BE? 16 00:01:02,462 --> 00:01:03,596 >> HEE HEE HEE! 17 00:01:03,663 --> 00:01:04,464 >> YEAH? 18 00:01:04,531 --> 00:01:06,466 >> HI. I'M MR. ROCK FROM FEDEXSTONE. 19 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:08,768 I GOT A DELIVERY FOR FRED FLINTSTONE FROM 20 00:01:08,835 --> 00:01:11,738 AMAZONABOULDER.COM-PEBBLE. 21 00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:14,507 LOOK. SOMETIMES THE ROCK PUNS DON'T FIT TOO WELL, BUDDY. 22 00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:16,075 YOU WANT THE PACKAGE OR NOT? 23 00:01:16,142 --> 00:01:19,979 >> "DEAR FRED, I HOPE THIS DISTRACTED YOU LONG ENOUGH. 24 00:01:20,045 --> 00:01:21,681 SIGNED, BARNEY. 25 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:24,384 P.S.--I INVENTED PAPER. 26 00:01:24,451 --> 00:01:27,487 BITCHIN!" >> HEE HEE HEE! 27 00:01:27,554 --> 00:01:29,355 >> BARNEY! MY PEBBLES! 28 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:30,657 >> HEE HEE! 29 00:01:30,723 --> 00:01:31,691 HEE HEE HEE! 30 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:32,792 CAN'T CATCH ME, FRED. 31 00:01:32,859 --> 00:01:39,999 >> ARGH! 32 00:01:40,066 --> 00:01:40,900 >> HEE HEE HEE! 33 00:01:40,967 --> 00:01:44,537 HEY, GOOD ONE, FRED. GOOD-- UH-OH. 34 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:46,271 OH, DAMN IT, FRED. 35 00:01:46,339 --> 00:01:48,675 I JUST WANTED SOME OF YOUR [BEEP] CEREAL. 36 00:01:48,741 --> 00:01:51,244 >> OH, HIS HEAD ALWAYS WAS FULL OF ROCKS. 37 00:01:51,311 --> 00:01:53,880 >> [GASPS] A WITNESS. 38 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,815 WITNESSES! THE DISHWASHER... 39 00:01:55,882 --> 00:01:57,783 >> MY GOODNESS CRETACEOUS! 40 00:01:57,851 --> 00:01:58,751 >> THE RECORD PLAYER... 41 00:01:58,818 --> 00:02:00,286 >> HE'S OFF HIS ROCKER. 42 00:02:00,353 --> 00:02:01,321 >> THE BIDET! 43 00:02:01,387 --> 00:02:03,823 >> OH, MAN, THE THINGS I'VE WITNESSED. 44 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:08,895 [ALL SCREAMING] >> IS HE STONE COLD CRAZY? 45 00:02:08,961 --> 00:02:10,663 YOU BET JURASSIC. 46 00:02:10,729 --> 00:02:12,665 >> NO MORE PUNS! 47 00:02:12,732 --> 00:02:17,036 [LAUGHING MANIACALLY] >> SO HE'S TRYING TO SELL ME A 48 00:02:17,103 --> 00:02:19,839 TAMPON, BUT I SAID, "IT'S JUST A ROCK," 49 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:21,241 AND HE SAID, "WELL, DUH. 50 00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:22,841 EVERYTHING IS A ROCK." 51 00:02:22,909 --> 00:02:24,344 >> THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE. 52 00:02:24,410 --> 00:02:27,814 [BOTH GASP] >> OH, MY GOD! 53 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:31,084 >> [LAUGHING] >> OH, LORD, PLEASE DON'T STOP 54 00:02:31,150 --> 00:02:33,486 HIM BEFORE HE KILLS ME. 55 00:02:33,553 --> 00:02:34,687 >> UHH! 56 00:02:34,754 --> 00:02:36,523 >> FRUITY PEBBLES ARE AN IMPORTANT PART OF THIS COMPLETE 57 00:02:36,589 --> 00:02:38,892 BREAKFAST. 58 00:02:38,958 --> 00:02:39,959 >> OH, I'M SORRY. 59 00:02:40,026 --> 00:02:42,395 THERE ARE NO Rs. 60 00:02:42,462 --> 00:02:45,965 >> ♪ I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME ♪ 61 00:02:46,031 --> 00:02:48,268 >> EITHER WAY, IT'S 50 BUCKS. 62 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:50,870 >> TIRED OF SLIP 'N SLIDE? 63 00:02:50,937 --> 00:02:53,172 WATER BALLOONS NO FUN? 64 00:02:53,239 --> 00:02:57,277 THEN GET READY FOR THE PHYLLIS DILLER SPRAY-N-PLAY. 65 00:02:57,343 --> 00:02:59,546 >> HA HA HA! 66 00:02:59,612 --> 00:03:01,614 >> YAY! I'M HAVING FUN! 67 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:02,749 HA HA! YEAH. 68 00:03:02,815 --> 00:03:04,918 I LOVE YOU, PHYLLIS DILLER SPRAY-N-PLAY. 69 00:03:04,984 --> 00:03:05,952 OW! THAT HURT. 70 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,153 >> HA HA HA! 71 00:03:07,220 --> 00:03:08,821 >> RIGHT NOW, I'M NOT HAVING FUN. 72 00:03:08,888 --> 00:03:10,823 AAH! 73 00:03:10,890 --> 00:03:12,392 >> HA HA HA! 74 00:03:12,458 --> 00:03:13,793 HA HA HA! 75 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,061 >> UHH... 76 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:17,297 >> YOU'RE GONNA HAVE SOME FUN TODAY WITH THE PHYLLIS DILLER 77 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:18,665 SPRAY-N-PLAY. 78 00:03:18,731 --> 00:03:20,767 >> HA HA HA! 79 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:24,771 >> GO, GO, GADGET HOOKER CLEAN. 80 00:03:24,837 --> 00:03:27,340 WOWZERS. 81 00:03:27,407 --> 00:03:30,610 >> HERE WE WILL BUILD A GREAT PYRAMID, AN EVERLASTING 82 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:33,813 TESTAMENT TO MY EXTREME AWESOMENESS. 83 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,315 >> YES, PHARAOH. 84 00:03:35,381 --> 00:03:38,351 >> BUT, SIR, WHAT WILL WE USE FOR RAW MATERIALS? 85 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:40,520 >> UH, DUH. 86 00:03:40,587 --> 00:03:43,423 >> YOUR MAJESTY, WE RAN OUT OF BROWN BRICKS. 87 00:03:43,489 --> 00:03:45,358 >> IT'S ALL GOOD IN THE 'HOOD, BABY. 88 00:03:45,425 --> 00:03:46,826 JUST USE YELLOW BRICKS. 89 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:49,996 >> RUNNING LOW ON YELLOW, BUT THERE'S LOTS OF BLUE. 90 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,864 >> NO STRESS. 91 00:03:51,930 --> 00:03:55,268 >> YOUR MAJESTY, WE KIND OF SKIPPED STEP 18, AND NOW IT'S 92 00:03:55,335 --> 00:03:56,536 TOO LATE TO GO BACK. 93 00:03:56,603 --> 00:03:58,103 >> OH, COME ON. 94 00:03:58,171 --> 00:04:00,206 >> EVERYTHING IS SORT OF LEANING TO THE RIGHT. 95 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:01,407 HOPE THAT'S COOL. 96 00:04:01,474 --> 00:04:03,610 >> OY. 97 00:04:03,676 --> 00:04:04,911 YES? 98 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:07,947 >> UM, SOME OF THE SLAVES GOT INTO THE SPACE LEGOS AND ADDED 99 00:04:08,014 --> 00:04:12,285 SOME SATELLITE DISHES AND A BIG GRAPPLING ARM TO THE WEST SIDE 100 00:04:12,352 --> 00:04:13,720 OF THE PYRAMID. 101 00:04:13,786 --> 00:04:15,221 >> AGH. WHIP THEM. 102 00:04:15,288 --> 00:04:17,656 WHIP THE PISS RIGHT OUT OF THEM. 103 00:04:17,724 --> 00:04:18,992 >> YES, SIR. 104 00:04:19,058 --> 00:04:22,795 >> ALTHOUGH THAT DOES SOUND KIND OF KICK-ASS. 105 00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:27,867 [SNORING] >> UH, YOUR MAJESTY? 106 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:29,902 WE'RE OFFICIALLY OUT OF LEGOS. 107 00:04:29,969 --> 00:04:31,371 LOTS OF DUPLO BLOCKS, THOUGH. 108 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:34,474 >> DUPLO? I'LL DUPLO YOU IN THE NUT BAG. 109 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:35,775 GET OUT! 110 00:04:35,842 --> 00:04:37,310 >> READY FOR THE BIG UNVEILING? 111 00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:40,613 >> OH, SHOW ME, SHOW ME, SHOW ME, SHOW ME. 112 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:43,783 >> ♪ TA-DA ♪ >> WHAT'S THIS? 113 00:04:43,850 --> 00:04:45,718 >> YOUR GRAVE, MOTHER[BEEP]. 114 00:04:45,784 --> 00:04:47,453 >> YAY! 115 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:50,356 >> TAKE THAT, TUTANHYMEN. 116 00:04:50,423 --> 00:04:54,594 I HEREBY DECLARE THE FUNKY SPACE PYRAMID OF THE PEOPLE OPEN FOR 117 00:04:54,661 --> 00:04:55,662 BUSINESS. 118 00:04:55,728 --> 00:04:57,296 >> HOORAY! 119 00:04:57,363 --> 00:05:05,605 >> [PANTING] AH, JUST RIGHT. 120 00:05:05,672 --> 00:05:16,449 >> YOU WON'T BELIEVE YOU'RE EATING RON JEREMY'S BUTTER. 121 00:05:16,516 --> 00:05:20,053 >> SYDNEY, WHERE ARE YOU? 122 00:05:20,119 --> 00:05:24,390 [WOLF WHISTLES AND HOOTING] >> [MMM] 123 00:05:24,457 --> 00:05:27,026 >> SYDNEY, THE TOP-SECRET DEVICE IS IN A WALL SAFE IN THE 124 00:05:27,093 --> 00:05:28,027 BASEMENT. 125 00:05:28,094 --> 00:05:36,903 >> [OOH OOH RR] >> I KNEW YOUR CREDENTIALS 126 00:05:36,969 --> 00:05:38,104 DIDN'T CHECK OUT. 127 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:39,706 PRIZE-WINNING CELLIST, MY ASS. 128 00:05:39,772 --> 00:05:42,008 >> [OOH RR] >> GET HER. 129 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:43,743 >> OOH! AAH! 130 00:05:43,810 --> 00:05:44,877 >> UH! 131 00:05:44,944 --> 00:05:47,013 >> AAH! UH! UH! AAH! 132 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,147 OHH! 133 00:05:48,214 --> 00:05:51,284 >> [OOH OOH RR] >> I LOVE YOU, SYDNEY, BUT WE 134 00:05:51,350 --> 00:05:53,953 JUST CAN'T BE TOGETHER. 135 00:05:54,020 --> 00:06:00,526 >> [OOH RR OOH RR] >> SYDNEY! 136 00:06:00,593 --> 00:06:03,162 >> YEAH! 137 00:06:03,229 --> 00:06:12,772 >> [RR OOH RR COO] >> EH, DAMNED KIDS. 138 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:17,977 >> ♪ I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME ♪ 139 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:20,847 >> DAMN RIGHT. 140 00:06:20,913 --> 00:06:22,915 >> DAD, COULD YOU KICK AN ANGEL'S ASS? 141 00:06:22,982 --> 00:06:24,283 >> YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT, I COULD. 142 00:06:24,350 --> 00:06:26,419 [THUD] >> IS THAT SANTA ON THE ROOF? 143 00:06:26,486 --> 00:06:29,088 >> WELL, IF NOT, I GOT A PRESENT FOR HIM. 144 00:06:29,155 --> 00:06:29,889 >> OOF! 145 00:06:29,956 --> 00:06:30,890 >> SANTA! SANTA! 146 00:06:30,957 --> 00:06:33,926 >> OH, MY MOTHER[BEEP] KNEE! 147 00:06:33,993 --> 00:06:36,262 AW, [BEEP]. [BEEP]. 148 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:37,396 AW, [BEEP]. 149 00:06:37,463 --> 00:06:38,898 [BEEP] IT ALL TO HELL. 150 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:40,867 THAT HURTS LIKE A MOTHER[BEEP]. 151 00:06:40,933 --> 00:06:42,135 >> DAD, WHAT'S A [BEEP]? 152 00:06:42,201 --> 00:06:44,303 >> UH, HEH. HUH. 153 00:06:44,370 --> 00:06:45,872 UH, SO, SANTA, WHAT HAPPENED? 154 00:06:45,938 --> 00:06:47,273 >> BANDITS, GOKU. 155 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:52,945 THEY STOLE MY REINDEER AND ALL THE PRESENTS AND MY PANTS. 156 00:06:53,012 --> 00:06:54,280 >> HA HA HA! 157 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:55,348 CHRISTMAS IS OURS. 158 00:06:55,414 --> 00:06:57,116 >> YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS. 159 00:06:57,183 --> 00:06:58,117 >> HO HO HO! 160 00:06:58,183 --> 00:07:01,120 I'VE GOT 5 GOOD REASONS FOR YOU TO SHUT UP. 161 00:07:01,187 --> 00:07:03,990 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. 162 00:07:04,056 --> 00:07:06,259 >> DAD, WHO ARE THOSE GUYS? 163 00:07:06,325 --> 00:07:08,327 >> KUNG FU LEGENDS. 164 00:07:08,394 --> 00:07:11,497 THAT'S THE LITTLE DRUMMER BOY, WHOSE MYSTICAL DRUM CONJURES 165 00:07:11,564 --> 00:07:16,702 DEMONS MOST FOUL; THE NUTCRACKER, WHO KNOWS OVER 100 166 00:07:16,769 --> 00:07:20,506 DIFFERENT TESTICLE-BASED ATTACKS; AND COMPOSITE SANTA 167 00:07:20,573 --> 00:07:25,211 CLAUS, WHO LOOKS LIKE 1/2 SANTA AND 1/2 FROSTY THE SNOWMAN. 168 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:27,180 >> WHAT ARE COMPOSITE SANTA'S POWERS? 169 00:07:27,246 --> 00:07:32,385 >> I DON'T KNOW, BUT HE FREAKS ME RIGHT THE [BEEP] OUT. 170 00:07:32,451 --> 00:07:33,820 >> INTRUDERS. 171 00:07:33,886 --> 00:07:35,888 >> I WILL CONJURE A DEMON WITH MY MAGICAL DRUM. 172 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:48,267 HA HA HA! 173 00:07:48,334 --> 00:07:50,102 >> SPIRIT BALL! 174 00:07:50,169 --> 00:07:52,238 >> KAMEHAMEHA! 175 00:07:52,305 --> 00:08:00,446 [EXPLOSION] >> HOLY [BEEP]! 176 00:08:00,513 --> 00:08:02,849 >> I'LL GET THIS ONE, DAD. 177 00:08:02,915 --> 00:08:04,050 YOU'RE NOT SO TOUGH. 178 00:08:04,116 --> 00:08:06,819 >> TESTICLE ATTACK NUMBER 49! 179 00:08:06,886 --> 00:08:09,155 >> OW! MY DRAGON BALL. 180 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:10,756 >> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... 181 00:08:10,823 --> 00:08:14,927 >> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... 182 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:17,430 SUGEI MAKO! 183 00:08:17,496 --> 00:08:19,298 >> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... 184 00:08:19,365 --> 00:08:23,336 >> OK. I GOT NOTHING. 185 00:08:23,402 --> 00:08:29,942 OH! TEMPERATURES OVER 32 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT--MY ONLY WEAKNESS. 186 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:31,777 >> WE...DID IT. 187 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:32,879 >> FOOLS. 188 00:08:32,945 --> 00:08:34,212 >> MRS. SANTA? 189 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:35,448 >> THAT'S RIGHT. 190 00:08:35,514 --> 00:08:40,352 THE MASTERMIND BEHIND THIS EVIL ATTACK ON CHRISTMAS IS ME. 191 00:08:40,419 --> 00:08:41,386 >> BUT WHY? 192 00:08:41,453 --> 00:08:44,190 >> IT ALL STARTED AT THE NORTH POLE. 193 00:08:44,256 --> 00:08:46,626 I STARTED GETTING TERRIBLE HEADACHES. 194 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:48,961 >> MRS. CLAUS, ARE YOU OK? 195 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:50,696 >> WAAH! 196 00:08:50,763 --> 00:08:53,399 AT FIRST, I THOUGHT IT WAS MERELY MY PERIOD, BUT THAT WAS 197 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:57,370 NOT THE CASE, AS I HIT MENOPAUSE CENTURIES AGO. 198 00:08:57,436 --> 00:09:02,608 [RIMSHOT] POLAR RADIATION FORCED AN 199 00:09:02,675 --> 00:09:05,811 EVOLUTIONARY CHANGE IN ME. 200 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:09,015 NOW I WANT REVENGE. 201 00:09:09,081 --> 00:09:11,117 YEEAGH! 202 00:09:11,183 --> 00:09:13,252 >> DARLING, NO! 203 00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:15,888 >> HA HA! HA HA! 204 00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:20,626 >> AAH! 205 00:09:20,693 --> 00:09:23,296 >> GOHAN AND I NEED A MINUTE TO REST. 206 00:09:23,362 --> 00:09:24,697 IT'S UP TO YOU FOR NOW. 207 00:09:24,764 --> 00:09:26,532 >> I THINK ONE OF THEM POPPED. 208 00:09:26,599 --> 00:09:28,067 >> IT'S PAYBACK TIME. 209 00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:31,570 LET'S BEAT HER UP SO BAD, HER KIDS WILL INHERIT THE BRUISES. 210 00:09:31,637 --> 00:09:34,507 >> YEAH. WE'LL HIT HER SO HARD, SHE'LL STARVE TO DEATH ROLLING. 211 00:09:34,573 --> 00:09:37,843 >> SHE'S SO UGLY, WE'LL PUSH HER FACE IN DOUGH AND MAKE GORILLA 212 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:39,145 BISCUITS. 213 00:09:39,211 --> 00:09:41,314 >> SHE'S SO BLACK, WHEN SHE GO TO NIGHT SCHOOL, TEACHER MARK 214 00:09:41,380 --> 00:09:42,315 HER ABSENT. 215 00:09:42,381 --> 00:09:44,116 >> THAT'S STILL MY WIFE, GUYS. 216 00:09:44,183 --> 00:09:49,221 >> KILL! 217 00:09:49,288 --> 00:09:52,325 >> OH. YOUR NOSE SHOOTS LASERS? 218 00:09:52,391 --> 00:09:54,460 >> YOU DIDN'T THINK THERE WAS A REASON IT GLOWS RED? 219 00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:55,728 WHAT DOES YOURS SHOOT? 220 00:09:55,795 --> 00:09:56,862 >> PBBT! 221 00:09:56,929 --> 00:10:01,100 >> EW! TO THINK, I WANTED TO PLAY YOUR GAMES. 222 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:03,436 >> RR! RR! 223 00:10:03,502 --> 00:10:05,771 RRAAGH! 224 00:10:05,838 --> 00:10:08,874 >> SHE'S GROWN TOO GIGANTIC AND UNSTABLE. 225 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:16,849 WOMEN. AM I RIGHT, FELLAS? 226 00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:19,952 >> THE TENKA'ICHI BUDOKAI IS FINALLY COMPLETE. 227 00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:22,788 >> WHAT THE [BEEP] ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 228 00:10:22,855 --> 00:10:23,990 WAS THAT EVEN ENGLISH? 229 00:10:24,056 --> 00:10:26,392 WHAT HAPPENED TO MY WIFE? 230 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:30,429 OHH, THIS IS THE LAST TIME I BRING PRESENTS TO JAPAN. 231 00:10:30,496 --> 00:10:36,936 [RIMSHOT] >> ♪ BUCK BUCK BUCK 232 00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:38,971 BUCK-BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK 233 00:10:39,038 --> 00:10:40,840 BUCK-A BUCK-A BUCK BUCK BUCK... ♪ 234 00:10:40,906 --> 00:10:44,410 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 235 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,612 [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 236 00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:50,082 --www.ncicap.org--] BA-KAW! 237 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:51,150 >> BUCK. 238 00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:52,418 SIT, UBU. SIT. 239 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:53,352 BAD DOG. 240 00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:56,022 [GUNSHOT]