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[ Theme music playing ]

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♪♪

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♪♪

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It's alive!

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Naruto, you have the Fox
of Nine Tails spirit within you.

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But to become the leader
of the Konoha village,

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you must first survive
the ninja exam!

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♪♪

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Let the ninja exam begin!

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Whoo-ha!

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"Think of a ninja you admire,

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and list three
of the qualities

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that make him
or her a good leader.

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Which quality do you
share with him or her?

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Which quality
could you improve upon?"

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Oh, my fucking God.

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♪♪

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Essay section!

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♪♪

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Time!

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Multiple choice!

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Make a butterfly design.

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Teachers love
when you get creative.

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No, they don't.

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Time!
Ha-ha-ha!

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Written section, 86%.

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Essay section!

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Essay! Section!

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Good thesis statement,

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backed up by some
real bullshit.
Ugh!

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Multiple choice!

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38%!

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Should have at least
drawn a butterfly.

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[ Sobs ]

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Naruto, you have failed!

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Aah! Ugh!

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[ Sobs ]

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However, your father is a very
generous donor to our school.

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Congratulations!
You are a ninja!

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Yeah!

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Oh, happy day!

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Another month down.

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Time for this uterus
to finally make a baby!

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[ Dramatic music plays ]

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God damn it!
Every month, Charlotte!

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Stop gaslighting me!

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I hate you!

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I'm just thinking
of, like,

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getting really into line dancing
this year, you know?

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Ow! Owww! Oww, owww!

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[ Whispering ] You're bleeding
through your pants again.

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God damn it!
Every fucking month, uterus!

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Announcer: Welcome to
"Legends of Hardball,"

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the all-star game
for ball players

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with hilarious names.

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Yes, folks, these are
actual baseball players.

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Tonight, it's a classic pitching
duel between Rollie Fingers

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and Catfish Hunter.

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And here comes leadoff batter
Johnny Dickshot!

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John Oscar Dickshot,

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lifetime batting average of .276

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and born well before
the internet, thankfully.

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Fingers with a slider.

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And it's a high hard one
to center field!

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Here comes Pete LaCock
and Dick Cox,

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and no one is calling
fair ball.

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Oh! It's a Cock slam!

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Well, there's a rare sight,
folks --

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two Cocks, no ball.

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Johnny Dickshot
rounds second base.

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Ty Cobb
is waving him in.

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Dickshot's going all the way!

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But Rusty Kuntz
queefs the ball

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down the third baseline
to Trey McNutt.

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And here comes Dickshot
right into McNutt!

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Umpire Harry Colliflower
with the call.

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Safe!

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Manager Kevin Quackenbush does
not like that call one bit.

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[ Duck squabbling ]

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[ Fanfare plays ]

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[ Crowd cheering ]

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[ Melancholy music plays ]

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Ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly!

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[ Sobbing ] Ugly! Guh!

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Mmph. Delicious!

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[ Sobbing ] Ugly, ugly!

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Ugh!

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Mmm!

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Mmm, mmm, mmm!

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I'm lovin' it.

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It's over, Hans.

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You're about
to die hard.

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You'll die hard too --
die harder, McClane.

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I've got terrorists
on every floor of this building.

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I already told 'em
I was coming to kill you.

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They know
you're finished.

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Yippee-ki-yay,
motherfucker.

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Ugh!

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Aah!

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Aaah!

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Aww.

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You guys are so sweet.

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Ugh!

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Merry Christmas,
sweetie.

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It's Baby Secret!

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The doll that whispers
private things!

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Tell me a secret!
[ Giggles ]

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Santa Claus is a lie.
[ Gasps ]

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Tell me another secret,
Baby Secret.

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Your older sister's
your real mom.

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Your mom's your grandma!

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Huh?!
[ Cord snaps ]

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Oh, shit.
You killed me!

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Fuck you!

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She was right
about your sister.

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Please, Pinhead,
let us go!

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Never! Your suffering shall be
eternal in this hellscape --

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Woman:
Pinhead! Pinhead!

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Mama needs you, sweetums.

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Uh...y-you will
rue the day when --

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I can hear
your monologuing!

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Do you need to
take care of that?

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What, Mom?! Gosh!

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Honey, I need your help
with a sewing pattern.

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I'm out of pins.
Ugh.

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Pin, a pin...
Ow! Alright,
that's enough.

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A safety pin?
How'd you get in there?

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You got --
You got enough.
Oh!

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[ Grunting ]

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Please help me, Jesus!

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Pouf! Jesus!

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Alright,
let's do this!

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Give him
the other cheek.

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There you go!

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[ Bell dings ]

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If I ask you
to marry me again,

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you will.

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Alakazam!
Force power!

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Hey! Wait!

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We can do that?!

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We know
where she is --

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Ah! Aah! Aah!

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[ Snap! ]
Not fair!

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Force magic!

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Wah!

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[ Applause ]

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Ugh! Augh!

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-Heyyy!
-Wow!

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W-Where did that
come from?

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Ah! Ah!

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Yah! Ta-da!

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-Where'd Commander Ren go?
-Just vanished!

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Ta-da!
[ Laughter ]

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Magic!
What?!

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Thank you. Thanks.

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Lightsaber! Flowers!

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Both: The Force,
ladies and gentlemen!

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The Force!

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Are you seriously
rolling your eyes?

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That was amazing.

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It's been so boring
since the blizzard hit.

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We haven't had a guest
in weeks!

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What should we do
today?

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Oh! We haven't bullied
Mr. Moseby yet.

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Come to think of it,
I haven't seen him in days.

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Is that a calculator?

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I think it's called
a tap-writer.

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Let's go fart
in his ear.

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He'll love that.

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Do you want to read
my novel?

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[ Both scream ]

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I need notes!

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-Big wheelers!
-Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

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♪ There's a ghost in that room ♪

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♪ One writin' "redrum"
on the wall ♪

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♪ Zack and Cody
had the suite life ♪

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♪ Now they've got
haunted halls ♪

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Come play with us,
Zack and Cody.

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There's only room
for one set of twins

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in this hotel!

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I thought
we were special!

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♪ Used to be they had
a lucky streak ♪
Aah! Twins!

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♪ Now they're practically
in hell ♪
Fuck you!
Assholes.

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♪ Turns out life ain't
always sweet ♪

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♪ When you live in a hotel ♪

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Whew!
Think we lost 'em.

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"Tipton Ball,
July 4, 1921"?!

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I knew Mr. Moseby was old,
but not 300 years old.

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It makes sense
if he's a g-g-g-g-g-g-ghost!

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[ Elevator bell dings ]

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This is so not sweet!

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Heeeeere's
Marion!

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Wait.
Your name's Marion?

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-Oh, my God!
-Laughter! Ah-ha-ha

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That's so
embarrassing!

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That's on your
driver's license?!

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You have to put that on your
job applications and stuff?!

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Har har har!
Ah-ha-ha!

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Whoa!

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John Wayne's first name
was Marion.

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♪ This is "The Shining Life" ♪

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Oh, boy, my aunt Trudy sent me
a free membership

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to MasterClass
instead of the life-size

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Chewbacca pillow buddy
I requested,

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which was definitely
not for sexual purposes.

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[ Cellphone chimes ]

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Ooh! Martin Scorsese
teaches filmmaking.

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Maybe he'll finally
explain his heresy

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against the Marvel
Cinematic Universe.

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Welcome to my MasterClass.

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I'll start with the films that
influenced me as a young man.

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First up, Ozu's tone poem,
"A Story of Floating" --

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Oh, this is incredibly
entertain--

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[ Snoring ]

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Uh, where am I?

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You talking to me?

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Oh, my gosh,
it's Ben Stiller's dad.

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You know, I wouldn't have
pegged him for a Yondu fan.

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Nice Mohawk,
Mr. Focker.

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That's Travis Bickle,

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the troubled anti-hero
from my film "Taxi Driver."

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And you're Iris,

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the teen runaway
he ultimately rescues.

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Eeee, action!

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I have
a taxicab confession.

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I've n-- I've never seen
this movie.

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Geez, you're so handsy.
Time to sell that body, honey.

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Mr. White!

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Ah! Sleep gun!

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Pow pow pow pow!
Gun noises!

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You're safe, Iris.

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Now I must go
to my tiny studio apartment.

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to scrapbook.

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Oh, my gosh.
Teen runaways?

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Harvey Keitel?

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Scrapbooking?!

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I always thought
"Taxi Driver"

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was that Queen Latifah movie
where she doesn't rap.

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But this is awesome.
At its best,

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cinema surprises us with the way
it makes us feel.

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Right, like when Yondu
dies in "Guardians 2."

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Have you ever cried and been
aroused at the same time?

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The power of cinema!

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Even a garbage space movie
can elicit emotion.

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Garbage?

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I mean, it wasn't as good
as "Guardians 1,"

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but garbage?
[ Chuckling ]

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♪ Open up your eyes, kid ♪

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♪ There's so much more
to see ♪

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♪ Than nerd jack fantasies ♪

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♪ Ohhhhhh ♪

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♪ It's a great big
cinematic world out there ♪

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♪ With subjects
to challenge you and me ♪

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♪ From aught-two when Méliès
took a trip to the moon ♪

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♪ To Hitchcock shanking Janet
in that psycho's bathroom ♪

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Al Hitchcock turned
the film world upside down

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by killing who we thought was
the protagonist of "Psycho"

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in the second reel.
Crazy!

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Um, you know what else
is crazy?

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00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:28,834
That knife's
not even touching me.

263
00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:31,270
As a matter of fact, the blade
never even got close to her.

264
00:09:31,337 --> 00:09:33,673
But the audience was certain
they'd seen it go stabby-stabby.

265
00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:36,709
You should see
"Friday the 13th Part 3D."

266
00:09:36,776 --> 00:09:38,878
It looked so real,
I wet myself.

267
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That's a power of cinema!

268
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Wheeeeeee!

269
00:09:42,281 --> 00:09:45,685
♪ Easy Rider's hippies showed
the world's changing tide ♪

270
00:09:45,751 --> 00:09:47,787
♪ And gangster tropes got
bang-bang-banged ♪

271
00:09:47,853 --> 00:09:49,789
♪ In "Bonnie and Clyde" ♪

272
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Bonnie, I am impotent.

273
00:09:51,857 --> 00:09:53,960
Eh, I'm cool with that.

274
00:09:54,026 --> 00:09:57,296
Oh, my gosh, did this really
happen in the movie?

275
00:09:57,363 --> 00:09:59,265
A slow-motion ballet
of bloodshed.

276
00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:00,933
Ah, like
"Step Up 2: The Streets."

277
00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,268
Agree to disagree.

278
00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:04,570
This is the ultimate takedown
of murderous criminals

279
00:10:04,637 --> 00:10:06,272
the audience has actually
come to root for.

280
00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:07,740
This is so cool!

281
00:10:07,807 --> 00:10:09,375
Ugh, agh, eee!

282
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,510
Say, how long
does this go on for?

283
00:10:11,577 --> 00:10:13,079
Geh! Aah! Aah!

284
00:10:13,145 --> 00:10:14,447
Oh! Oh.

285
00:10:14,513 --> 00:10:16,282
[ Chuckling ]
It was just a dream.

286
00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:19,018
But I learned so much
about the power of cinema.

287
00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:21,020
So did I.
Poor Yondu.

288
00:10:21,087 --> 00:10:22,655
You know, I'm rethinking
my whole stance

289
00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:23,756
on the Marvel Universe.

290
00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:24,824
I hope you don't mind
me telling you

291
00:10:24,890 --> 00:10:25,992
I'm at full mast here.

292
00:10:26,058 --> 00:10:29,128
And the student becomes
the adjunct professor.

293
00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:30,463
So, what time does your mom
make dinner?

294
00:10:30,529 --> 00:10:31,931
It's Tuesday.
I'm thinking tacos,

295
00:10:31,998 --> 00:10:34,266
followed by
"Step Up 2: The Streets."

296
00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:35,935
Uhhh...
I call it
"Step Up Tuesday."

297
00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:37,870
Now,
"The Irishman,"

298
00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:39,405
it was
too fucking long.

299
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,707
Wha-- Mother!
Rude!

300
00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:43,175
I'm so sorry,
Marty.

301
00:10:43,242 --> 00:10:44,176
I call him Marty.

302
00:10:44,243 --> 00:10:45,177
We're friends.
No, we're not.

303
00:10:45,244 --> 00:10:46,212
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪

304
00:10:46,278 --> 00:10:47,546
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪

305
00:10:47,613 --> 00:10:49,448
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk
wawk bawk bawk ♪

306
00:10:49,515 --> 00:10:50,616
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪

307
00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:51,951
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪

308
00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:53,786
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk
wawk bawk bawk ♪

309
00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:54,787
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪

310
00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:56,122
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪

311
00:10:56,188 --> 00:10:58,124
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk
wawk bawk bawk ♪

312
00:10:58,190 --> 00:11:00,292
Ba-gawk! Bawk.

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00:11:03,029 --> 00:11:04,296
Stoopid Monkey.