1 00:00:08,108 --> 00:00:10,643 [ Theme music playing ] 2 00:00:10,710 --> 00:00:17,050 ♪♪ 3 00:00:17,117 --> 00:00:23,456 ♪♪ 4 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:25,358 It's alive! 5 00:00:25,425 --> 00:00:34,501 ♪♪ 6 00:00:34,567 --> 00:00:43,643 ♪♪ 7 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:47,547 Who watches the Watchmen? 8 00:00:47,614 --> 00:00:49,649 Heh... Ah, shit, they're onto us! 9 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:50,750 [ Rustles ] 10 00:00:50,817 --> 00:00:54,421 [ Pop music playing ] 11 00:00:54,487 --> 00:00:56,556 ♪ If you're goin' to be our lice host ♪ 12 00:00:56,623 --> 00:00:58,425 ♪ We're going to latch onto your head ♪ 13 00:00:58,491 --> 00:01:00,693 ♪ This one belongs to Jessica ♪ 14 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:02,996 ♪ And she just turned ten ♪ 15 00:01:03,062 --> 00:01:05,465 ♪ Lice breed in close proximity ♪ 16 00:01:05,532 --> 00:01:07,434 ♪ We multiply with ease ♪ 17 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:09,636 ♪ She picked us up in the ball pit ♪ 18 00:01:09,702 --> 00:01:11,905 ♪ At a local Chuck E. Cheese ♪ 19 00:01:11,971 --> 00:01:14,641 ♪ So, here's the deal on parasites, baby ♪ 20 00:01:14,707 --> 00:01:16,609 ♪ It's really hard to get rid of her and her and me ♪ 21 00:01:16,676 --> 00:01:18,511 ♪ Got nits on the root, laying eggs to boot ♪ 22 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:20,814 ♪ Got bugs in your rug from a dirty fella's nugs ♪ 23 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:22,582 ♪ Use shampoo, you better rinse, repeat ♪ 24 00:01:22,649 --> 00:01:24,617 ♪ Look at me, ha-ha, I'm in the laundry ♪ 25 00:01:24,684 --> 00:01:25,952 -Lice Girls! -You are never going to 26 00:01:26,019 --> 00:01:27,954 Chuck E. Cheese ever again. 27 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:31,057 What do you think we abducted this time, Zandar? 28 00:01:31,124 --> 00:01:33,860 I dunno, Zortex, probably another cow or farmer. 29 00:01:33,926 --> 00:01:36,996 Whatever it is, get ready for probes city! 30 00:01:38,331 --> 00:01:39,966 [ Roaring ] 31 00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:41,734 Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! 32 00:01:41,801 --> 00:01:43,803 Aah! 33 00:01:43,870 --> 00:01:45,604 [ Screaming ] 34 00:01:45,672 --> 00:01:47,640 [ Splat ] 35 00:01:47,707 --> 00:01:49,776 I regret everything! 36 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:54,814 [ Roaring ] 37 00:01:54,881 --> 00:01:55,882 [ Beeping ] 38 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:58,485 [ Warbling ] 39 00:01:58,551 --> 00:02:01,120 Courage sure looks relaxed. 40 00:02:01,187 --> 00:02:02,355 Ahh. 41 00:02:02,422 --> 00:02:04,424 Oh, how many Prozac did you give him? 42 00:02:04,491 --> 00:02:06,125 Enough. 43 00:02:06,192 --> 00:02:08,127 Oh! [ Roaring ] 44 00:02:08,193 --> 00:02:10,363 Stupid dog! Help us! 45 00:02:10,430 --> 00:02:12,532 He can't! The Prozac! 46 00:02:12,599 --> 00:02:14,133 That's gonna leave a mark! 47 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:15,268 Oh, my! 48 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:17,670 Ah! Stupid Prozac! 49 00:02:17,737 --> 00:02:20,240 [ Courage sighs contentedly ] 50 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:22,809 ♪ I've been a bad, bad dog ♪ 51 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:24,777 ♪ Bad dog ♪ 52 00:02:24,844 --> 00:02:28,281 ♪ I've been a careless man's best friend ♪ 53 00:02:28,348 --> 00:02:30,683 -♪ Woof ♪ -♪ Oh ♪ 54 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:32,952 So I said we should all pitch in on a coffee maker, 55 00:02:33,019 --> 00:02:35,188 since we all enjoy coffee. Coffee maker? 56 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:36,723 That's what I said. [ Squeaking ] 57 00:02:36,789 --> 00:02:37,724 It's General Leia! 58 00:02:37,790 --> 00:02:39,091 She's right outside the window! 59 00:02:39,158 --> 00:02:41,394 Move the ship! We need to help her inside! 60 00:02:41,461 --> 00:02:43,029 I hear we might get a coffee maker. 61 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:45,531 Well, it makes sense. We all enjoy coffee. 62 00:02:45,598 --> 00:02:46,966 [ Thud ] Oh, my God! 63 00:02:47,033 --> 00:02:48,735 Man: Damn it, we got to catch up to her! 64 00:02:48,801 --> 00:02:49,903 Man: Pull up alongside her, 65 00:02:49,969 --> 00:02:51,304 we can pull her through the side door. 66 00:02:51,371 --> 00:02:53,006 Man: Yeah, let's open the door to space! 67 00:02:53,072 --> 00:02:55,308 That should have no consequences. 68 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:58,011 I can't reach her. Turn the ship. 69 00:02:58,077 --> 00:02:59,913 Aah, no, that was too fast! 70 00:02:59,978 --> 00:03:01,581 [ Thudding ] 71 00:03:01,648 --> 00:03:03,449 She's coming back! Turn the ship again! 72 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:05,985 ♪♪ 73 00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:10,256 Come on, come on, almost there, come on. 74 00:03:10,323 --> 00:03:12,425 Yay! Excited cheering! 75 00:03:12,492 --> 00:03:14,127 What did I miss? 76 00:03:14,193 --> 00:03:16,029 We're getting a coffee maker! 77 00:03:16,095 --> 00:03:17,397 [ Shopkeeper's bell rings ] 78 00:03:17,463 --> 00:03:20,366 Ah, Squall Leonhart, I heard you were coming to town, 79 00:03:20,433 --> 00:03:23,570 but I didn't dare dream you'd walk into my humble store! 80 00:03:23,636 --> 00:03:26,139 I am always looking for new and unusual weapons. 81 00:03:26,204 --> 00:03:29,542 For you see, I'm the master of...zapow! 82 00:03:29,609 --> 00:03:31,611 The gun blade! 83 00:03:31,678 --> 00:03:33,846 Cuts like a sword, and when I pull the trigger, 84 00:03:33,913 --> 00:03:36,449 it vibrates extra hard -- bzzt! 85 00:03:36,516 --> 00:03:40,119 Inflicting super mega damage on my foes! 86 00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:43,122 I doubt you have anything for sale as cool as this. 87 00:03:43,189 --> 00:03:44,390 Ah, don't be so sure -- 88 00:03:44,457 --> 00:03:45,892 [ Crash, roaring ] 89 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:48,161 Aah! Aah! Fuckin' bear! 90 00:03:48,227 --> 00:03:50,697 Oh, Goddamnit, ahh! [ Vibrating ] 91 00:03:50,763 --> 00:03:52,932 [ Munch, squelches ] 92 00:03:52,999 --> 00:03:55,168 [ Roars, hatch squeaks and thuds ] 93 00:03:55,234 --> 00:03:56,970 [ Whooshing ] 94 00:03:57,036 --> 00:04:00,206 Ugh, all right, Neo, you can make your one phone call. 95 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:01,674 Thank you. 96 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:05,411 Connection, disappearing. Hey! 97 00:04:05,478 --> 00:04:09,082 ♪ I'm only a bill, yes, simply a bill ♪ 98 00:04:09,148 --> 00:04:10,617 Whoa! Wow. 99 00:04:10,683 --> 00:04:12,051 Stealing the Declaration of Independence 100 00:04:12,118 --> 00:04:13,686 was easier than I thought. 101 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:16,555 It's inside, you idiot! 102 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:18,992 Now, where did that little anthropomorphic 103 00:04:19,058 --> 00:04:20,726 rolled up piece of paper go? 104 00:04:20,793 --> 00:04:24,263 Wait, was it never here? Am I having an acid flashback? 105 00:04:24,330 --> 00:04:27,500 Oh, my God, I'm freaking out! This stupid Prozac! 106 00:04:27,567 --> 00:04:31,204 [ Screaming ] 107 00:04:31,270 --> 00:04:32,338 [ Blade rings, bear roars ] 108 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:33,873 [ Sword vibrating, man screaming ] 109 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,308 [ Roar, munch ] 110 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:38,211 [ Grunting, sword vibrating ] 111 00:04:38,277 --> 00:04:43,249 [ Cartoony sound effects ] 112 00:04:43,316 --> 00:04:45,518 I am the terror that quack in the night! 113 00:04:45,585 --> 00:04:47,987 I am the poison ivy rash on the nuts 114 00:04:48,054 --> 00:04:49,889 that ruined your hunting trip! 115 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:51,691 Now that Darkwing Duck is here -- 116 00:04:51,758 --> 00:04:53,626 [ Gunshot ] Jesus! Gah, what the -- 117 00:04:53,693 --> 00:04:56,996 [ Groaning ] 118 00:04:57,063 --> 00:04:58,564 [ Gunshot ] 119 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:00,566 Flapping ineffectively -- I'm a duck! 120 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:02,235 Why the hell can't I get out of here?! 121 00:05:02,301 --> 00:05:04,937 Gah, shoulder hit! Highly survivable. 122 00:05:05,004 --> 00:05:07,073 Okay, D.W., ready to hit the road? 123 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,307 [ Gunshot ] Aah! 124 00:05:08,374 --> 00:05:10,309 Launchpad, is that you? 125 00:05:10,376 --> 00:05:11,811 [ Gunshot ] Oh, God, why?! 126 00:05:11,878 --> 00:05:13,479 Uncle Scrooge? Aah! 127 00:05:13,546 --> 00:05:14,981 Dewey! [ Gunshot ] 128 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:19,152 ♪♪ 129 00:05:19,218 --> 00:05:21,254 Greetings, viewers! 130 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,256 You may call me the Lookie-Loo, 131 00:05:23,322 --> 00:05:25,224 for that is my name. 132 00:05:25,291 --> 00:05:28,661 I have transported you to my battle dome 133 00:05:28,728 --> 00:05:31,964 on the planet Iowyo. 134 00:05:32,031 --> 00:05:35,134 [ Roaring, flames roar ] 135 00:05:35,201 --> 00:05:37,804 This is Fang Banger! 136 00:05:37,870 --> 00:05:39,906 He will soon destroy your planet. 137 00:05:39,972 --> 00:05:43,976 Only Earth's strongest can hope to stop him. 138 00:05:44,043 --> 00:05:47,647 But who is your mightiest super team? 139 00:05:47,714 --> 00:05:52,885 Let the Secret Infinity Contest of Crisis Champions begin! 140 00:05:52,952 --> 00:05:57,690 ♪ Secret Infinity Contest of Motherfuckin' Crisis Champions ♪ 141 00:05:57,757 --> 00:06:00,760 ♪ Cha-cha-cha Cheese League, Cheese League, baby! ♪ 142 00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:03,596 Colby! The leader and the brain! 143 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:06,265 Cheddar! He's straight up making it rain! 144 00:06:06,332 --> 00:06:09,035 Brie! Sexy mama with a Southern sass! 145 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:12,004 Muenster! Buff and handsome, bustin' ass! 146 00:06:12,071 --> 00:06:14,640 And don't forget about Baby Swiss! 147 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:18,311 ♪ Baby! Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha Cheese League! ♪ 148 00:06:18,377 --> 00:06:20,847 ♪ Squatch Squad, Squatch Squad ♪ 149 00:06:20,913 --> 00:06:23,716 ♪ come get your crotch gnawed by the Squatch Squad ♪ 150 00:06:23,783 --> 00:06:24,851 Bigfoot! 151 00:06:24,917 --> 00:06:26,486 Peace on Earth is his goal! 152 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:27,653 Spacesquatch! 153 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,088 He's comin' for your black hole! 154 00:06:29,155 --> 00:06:30,323 Batsquatch! 155 00:06:30,389 --> 00:06:31,924 Echolocates with sonar! 156 00:06:31,991 --> 00:06:34,527 -Skunk Ape! -He's got a stinky faux-nar! 157 00:06:34,594 --> 00:06:35,695 Sheep Squatch! 158 00:06:35,762 --> 00:06:37,230 Don't you call him a lamb! 159 00:06:37,296 --> 00:06:39,665 -Blurryfoot! -Never caught on cam! 160 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:43,002 ♪ Squatch Squad, baby, Squatch Squad! ♪ 161 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:46,539 ♪ Road Hawgs, grab a cheese log and roll these dawgs ♪ 162 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:48,207 ♪ They're the Road Hawgs ♪ 163 00:06:48,274 --> 00:06:50,409 -Man Pig! -More man than pig! 164 00:06:50,476 --> 00:06:52,945 -Pig Man! -Favorite Newton fig! 165 00:06:53,012 --> 00:06:55,114 -Flank! -Favorite Campbell knee! 166 00:06:55,181 --> 00:06:57,116 And don't forget about Steve! 167 00:06:57,183 --> 00:07:00,853 ♪ Road Hawgs, up your fucking ass with Road Hawgs! ♪ 168 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:04,557 ♪ Hang on to your ass, here comes Bigfoot in Bigfoot! ♪ 169 00:07:04,624 --> 00:07:06,759 ♪ One's a beast and one's a truck ♪ 170 00:07:06,826 --> 00:07:10,797 ♪ Yes, we know you already saw Bigfoot on that other team ♪ 171 00:07:10,863 --> 00:07:12,398 ♪ But this one's different! ♪ 172 00:07:12,465 --> 00:07:14,467 ♪ Bigfoot in Bigfoot! ♪ 173 00:07:14,534 --> 00:07:17,103 ♪ You won't get chiseled by the Marble Mob ♪ 174 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:19,806 ♪ Gettin' their rocks off on the job ♪ 175 00:07:19,872 --> 00:07:22,575 ♪ Marble Mob, Marble Mob ♪ 176 00:07:22,642 --> 00:07:24,644 -David! -A straight-up masterpiece! 177 00:07:24,710 --> 00:07:26,179 -Venus de Milo! -Don't need arms 178 00:07:26,245 --> 00:07:27,680 to bitch-slap your niece! 179 00:07:27,747 --> 00:07:30,016 -The Thinker. -He's gonna blow your mind! 180 00:07:30,082 --> 00:07:32,784 -Manneken Pis! -His pee will make you blind! 181 00:07:32,852 --> 00:07:35,788 -Abe Lincoln! -He invented basketball? 182 00:07:35,855 --> 00:07:37,590 ♪ Marble Mob, don't be a slob ♪ 183 00:07:37,657 --> 00:07:42,528 ♪ You idiotic knob-job, get down with the Marble Mob! ♪ 184 00:07:42,595 --> 00:07:44,931 Now then, 185 00:07:44,997 --> 00:07:47,332 the tournament grid will be divided thusly. 186 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:50,970 Warning, warning, oxygen levels approaching fatal minimums. 187 00:07:51,037 --> 00:07:52,605 [ Grunts ] 188 00:07:52,672 --> 00:07:55,875 [ Alarm blaring ] 189 00:07:55,942 --> 00:07:57,243 Baa! [ Gunshot ] 190 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,779 [ Alarm blaring ] 191 00:07:59,846 --> 00:08:02,081 Sorry, the Fang Banger will definitely eat 192 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:03,249 the entire earth now. 193 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:04,951 We gave it the old college try, though. 194 00:08:05,017 --> 00:08:06,452 That's what's important. 195 00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:07,787 Peace out, yo! 196 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:09,522 [ Beeping ] 197 00:08:09,589 --> 00:08:10,857 Fuckin' bear! 198 00:08:10,923 --> 00:08:14,193 [ Roaring ] 199 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:17,396 Bored with the same old Easter? Yeah! 200 00:08:17,463 --> 00:08:20,233 Resurrection of Christ not holding their attention? 201 00:08:20,299 --> 00:08:21,834 It sure isn't! 202 00:08:21,901 --> 00:08:24,770 Now Easter can really get hoppin'! 203 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:26,906 God sacrificed his only son, 204 00:08:26,973 --> 00:08:29,742 so you won't have to sacrifice the fun. 205 00:08:29,809 --> 00:08:31,477 Mom and Dad love to hop, 206 00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:33,746 even Grandma just can't stop! 207 00:08:33,813 --> 00:08:37,917 The Jesus Pogo Sticks commercial aired to 208 00:08:37,984 --> 00:08:40,086 a world wide Super Bowl audience. 209 00:08:40,152 --> 00:08:43,322 And at that precise moment, the rapture began. 210 00:08:43,389 --> 00:08:46,325 God could take no more. 211 00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:49,862 [ Adventure music ] 212 00:08:49,929 --> 00:08:51,364 Mind control tigers? 213 00:08:51,430 --> 00:08:53,966 You're usually more of a snake guy. 214 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:58,838 I know, but my exotic animal guy had a deal on tigers 215 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:00,940 I couldn't pass-ss up. 216 00:09:03,009 --> 00:09:05,544 We can't go hand-to-hand with tigers, Duke! 217 00:09:05,611 --> 00:09:06,946 We're not trained to deal with them! 218 00:09:07,013 --> 00:09:08,681 Luckily, we have someone who is -- 219 00:09:08,748 --> 00:09:11,350 I'd like to introduce our newest recruit -- everyone, meet 220 00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:14,587 Joe-e-e Exotic! 221 00:09:14,654 --> 00:09:16,589 Howdy, Joes, y'all, we're looking for someone 222 00:09:16,656 --> 00:09:19,625 who knows how to handle tigers and gaslight two meth addicted 223 00:09:19,692 --> 00:09:21,494 husbands, you've got a bull's eye. 224 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:23,296 Okay, let's get to that machine 225 00:09:23,362 --> 00:09:25,698 and destroy it before it's too late. 226 00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:28,434 Yo, Joe! 227 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:29,936 Here we go, attack, hut, hut! 228 00:09:30,002 --> 00:09:31,003 We're under attack! 229 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:33,205 Mind control button push! 230 00:09:33,272 --> 00:09:35,141 [ Sinister laugh ] 231 00:09:35,207 --> 00:09:38,444 Tigers, kill all the Joes! 232 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:40,346 [ Roaring ] 233 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,914 The tigers are coming! 234 00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:44,116 Aah! My arm! 235 00:09:44,183 --> 00:09:45,985 Go, go, go. Flank 'em to the right! 236 00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:48,120 Flank 'em to the left! Oh! 237 00:09:48,187 --> 00:09:50,589 You gotta -- you gotta do something! 238 00:09:50,656 --> 00:09:51,991 [ Playing Country tune ] 239 00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:54,060 ♪ Hey, Cobra kitties ♪ 240 00:09:54,126 --> 00:09:58,030 ♪ Fuckin' papa's gonna sing you a song ♪ 241 00:09:58,097 --> 00:09:59,765 ♪ Hey, Cobra kitties ♪ 242 00:09:59,832 --> 00:10:04,070 ♪ Can't we all just get along? ♪ 243 00:10:04,136 --> 00:10:06,739 ♪ Hey, Cobra kitties ♪ -Aah! Cobra kitties! 244 00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:09,175 ♪ It's time to let Cobra go ♪ 245 00:10:09,241 --> 00:10:12,645 ♪ Hey, Cobra kitties ♪ 246 00:10:12,712 --> 00:10:16,349 ♪ It's time to be a G.I. Joe ♪ 247 00:10:16,415 --> 00:10:19,518 Way to go, Exotic -- now it's you who controls the tigers! 248 00:10:19,585 --> 00:10:21,420 Girl, I've always controlled these tigers. 249 00:10:21,487 --> 00:10:23,923 Kill that fucking Cobra asshole! 250 00:10:23,990 --> 00:10:25,691 Oh! Run away! 251 00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:29,628 Somebody stop these stupid cats! 252 00:10:29,695 --> 00:10:31,831 Oh! Oh! Run away! 253 00:10:31,897 --> 00:10:33,432 Way to go, Joe! 254 00:10:33,499 --> 00:10:36,936 How do you get that tight outfit on and can I watch? 255 00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:40,773 Look here, Carol, this machine you sold me doesn't work. 256 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:43,275 What happened to the Baskin guarantee? 257 00:10:43,342 --> 00:10:46,946 Well, cats and kittens, it worked on my husband. 258 00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:49,482 It should work just fine. 259 00:10:49,548 --> 00:10:51,317 Oh, my God. She admitted it. 260 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:52,351 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪ 261 00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:53,686 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪ 262 00:10:53,753 --> 00:10:55,588 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪ 263 00:10:55,654 --> 00:10:56,756 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪ 264 00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:58,090 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪ 265 00:10:58,157 --> 00:10:59,925 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪ 266 00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:00,926 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪ 267 00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:02,261 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪ 268 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,263 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪ 269 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,432 Ba-gawk! Bawk. 270 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:10,436 Stoopid Monkey.