1 00:00:08,141 --> 00:00:12,512 [ Theme music playing ] 2 00:00:12,579 --> 00:00:17,884 ♪♪ 3 00:00:17,951 --> 00:00:23,223 ♪♪ 4 00:00:23,289 --> 00:00:25,725 It's alive! 5 00:00:25,792 --> 00:00:34,100 ♪♪ 6 00:00:34,167 --> 00:00:43,309 ♪♪ 7 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:46,413 [ Roaring ] 8 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:47,647 [ Grunts ] 9 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:49,382 [ Roars ] [ Laughs ] 10 00:00:49,449 --> 00:00:51,117 Looks like we're going to get ourselves an -- 11 00:00:51,184 --> 00:00:54,287 oh, shit! 12 00:00:54,354 --> 00:00:56,723 Ah, bollocks! 13 00:00:56,790 --> 00:00:58,958 We need a thousand yards of giant chain 14 00:00:59,025 --> 00:01:00,994 to drag that beat out of the drink! 15 00:01:01,060 --> 00:01:03,696 If only I'd anticipated this! 16 00:01:03,763 --> 00:01:06,766 Or did I?! 17 00:01:06,833 --> 00:01:09,269 ♪ Night King, I'm the king of the ice town ♪ 18 00:01:09,335 --> 00:01:11,704 ♪ Learned strategy while studying at Georgetown ♪ 19 00:01:11,771 --> 00:01:13,973 ♪ I been planning how to knock a big wall down! ♪ 20 00:01:14,039 --> 00:01:16,309 -Shh! -♪ Make Jonny Snow's Night's Watch have a meltdown ♪ 21 00:01:16,376 --> 00:01:18,178 ♪ Don't be doubtin' me, the king of the night ♪ 22 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:20,513 ♪ Brought a giant dragon arrow to this fight ♪ 23 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:22,515 ♪ And if you think I'd lose that lizard down the drain ♪ 24 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:25,351 ♪ It's time you haters meet the guy we call Whitey Two-Chain ♪ 25 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:27,320 ♪ Oh, you need chains, son, I got 'em by the mile ♪ 26 00:01:27,387 --> 00:01:29,622 ♪ Sell chains by the link, I sell 'em by the pile ♪ 27 00:01:29,689 --> 00:01:30,789 ♪ Whitey Two's been bustin' chains ♪ 28 00:01:30,857 --> 00:01:32,025 ♪ Since you was eatin' babies ♪ 29 00:01:32,091 --> 00:01:33,026 ♪ Big chains for the dragons ♪ 30 00:01:33,092 --> 00:01:34,327 ♪ And gold ones for the ladies ♪ 31 00:01:34,394 --> 00:01:36,463 ♪ So if you need chains, any place, any time ♪ 32 00:01:36,529 --> 00:01:39,265 ♪ Call Whitey, triple-5 0-1-69 ♪ 33 00:01:39,332 --> 00:01:41,501 Need chains? Call Whitey Two-Chains, 34 00:01:41,568 --> 00:01:43,402 day or night, he's got you covered -- in chains! 35 00:01:43,470 --> 00:01:47,674 -Hey! -I'm on an ice dragon! 36 00:01:47,740 --> 00:01:50,310 Good news, our live action remake of the "Goofy" movie 37 00:01:50,376 --> 00:01:52,946 is a hit; bad news, Disney is officially out of old 38 00:01:53,012 --> 00:01:55,148 animated movies to regurgitate into gold! 39 00:01:55,215 --> 00:01:56,983 "Song of the South"? Oh, no, wait. 40 00:01:57,050 --> 00:01:59,051 That's only partly animated. I'm sorry! 41 00:01:59,118 --> 00:02:01,788 Maybe we could make something original. 42 00:02:01,855 --> 00:02:05,124 Oh, I said the bad thing out loud! 43 00:02:05,191 --> 00:02:07,760 I might have an idea for you. 44 00:02:07,827 --> 00:02:09,728 Walt Disney! You came back! 45 00:02:09,795 --> 00:02:12,799 I was buried under a sea of garbage in the animation vault, 46 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:14,400 but now I'm free. Larry, I'm going to need you 47 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:15,835 to gesticulate a little less. 48 00:02:15,902 --> 00:02:18,204 So, look, there is one film in the vault 49 00:02:18,271 --> 00:02:19,472 no one ever talks about -- 50 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:21,407 a bit thin in the narrative department. 51 00:02:21,474 --> 00:02:24,277 But with some tweaks, it'll make a humdinger of a feature. 52 00:02:24,344 --> 00:02:26,312 Come on, Larry, drop me a fatty. 53 00:02:26,379 --> 00:02:27,547 [ Beat-boxing ] 54 00:02:27,614 --> 00:02:28,982 ♪ In the early days of Disney ♪ 55 00:02:29,048 --> 00:02:30,550 ♪ Pioneering cartoon features ♪ 56 00:02:30,617 --> 00:02:32,918 ♪ I had a cracking vision that made shorties for the teachers ♪ 57 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,655 ♪ I just loved impartin' wisdom and enhancing education ♪ 58 00:02:35,722 --> 00:02:40,627 ♪ But the film I loved the most was The Story of Menstruation ♪ 59 00:02:40,692 --> 00:02:43,596 ♪ We'll tell the tale of a girly who's about to be a lady ♪ 60 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:46,299 ♪ And her ovaries are cranky 'cause they wanna make a baby ♪ 61 00:02:46,366 --> 00:02:49,067 ♪ And her uterus is pushing and her bladder's 'bout to blow ♪ 62 00:02:49,135 --> 00:02:52,472 ♪ And the villain of our story is her ugly Aunt Flo ♪ 63 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:55,642 Flo: ♪ You'll be gushing blood for days ♪ 64 00:02:55,708 --> 00:02:57,176 ♪ From your teenage ragamuffin ♪ 65 00:02:57,243 --> 00:03:01,281 ♪ And the only way to staunch it is my friend here Mr. Stuffin' ♪ 66 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:03,650 Man: Stop, stop, stop! Come on! 67 00:03:03,716 --> 00:03:04,851 I had 10 more minutes of that! 68 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:07,186 This is no film, Mr. Disney. 69 00:03:07,253 --> 00:03:10,323 It's a franchise! 70 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:12,425 Green light! Jumping sound! 71 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:24,370 Can you bring me my coffee, Jamiroquai? 72 00:03:24,437 --> 00:03:26,172 Okay... 73 00:03:26,239 --> 00:03:30,443 Not, not, not. That's not where the coffee is. Not. 74 00:03:30,510 --> 00:03:34,447 You know what? I'll just get it myself. 75 00:03:34,514 --> 00:03:37,817 Butterfly, tree, ladybug, cloud. 76 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:40,086 Liminal iconography representing human aspirations 77 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:42,454 divided between the spiritual and the temporal. 78 00:03:42,522 --> 00:03:44,757 Another bird, goldfish. 79 00:03:44,824 --> 00:03:46,659 Hang on, Luke, you can keep warm 80 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:48,595 by sleeping in this dead tauntaun. 81 00:03:48,661 --> 00:03:49,963 [ Dramatic chord ] 82 00:03:50,029 --> 00:03:52,198 [ Grunting ] 83 00:03:52,265 --> 00:03:57,136 ♪♪ 84 00:03:57,203 --> 00:04:00,707 Jerry! Oh, Jerry! 85 00:04:00,773 --> 00:04:03,042 The kids and I thought you were dead! 86 00:04:03,109 --> 00:04:05,044 Come on, let's get you home. 87 00:04:05,111 --> 00:04:07,413 Ah, crap. 88 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:08,915 No, no -- I'm not touching you! 89 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:11,584 Everyone good with ice rats for dinner? 90 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:13,052 I've got to get out of here. Stop it, stop it, stop it! 91 00:04:13,119 --> 00:04:15,288 Dad, you promised we'd throw the ball! 92 00:04:15,355 --> 00:04:16,723 [ Grunts ] Ow! 93 00:04:16,789 --> 00:04:19,625 Way to get in front of it, Dad! You're great at baseball. 94 00:04:19,692 --> 00:04:22,528 You promised you'd teach me to dance. 95 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:24,263 Wow, your moves are both def and fresh! 96 00:04:24,330 --> 00:04:28,368 Dad, you dance like M.C. Hammerhead! 97 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:30,403 Where do you think you're going? 98 00:04:30,470 --> 00:04:31,838 [ Whispering ] It's Wednesday. 99 00:04:31,904 --> 00:04:36,242 [ Squealing ] [ Grunting ] 100 00:04:36,308 --> 00:04:41,047 Happy birthday! 101 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:42,982 You're the heart of this family, Jerry. 102 00:04:43,049 --> 00:04:44,717 I don't know where we'd be without you. 103 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:46,486 It says we love you, Dad! 104 00:04:46,552 --> 00:04:48,287 Blow out the candles, Dad! 105 00:04:48,354 --> 00:04:50,390 Uh... [ Sputtering ] 106 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:52,625 Yay! We'll go cut you a slice. 107 00:04:52,692 --> 00:04:54,427 Here you are, kid! 108 00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:55,862 I've been tracking you for months. 109 00:04:55,928 --> 00:04:57,063 Let's get out of here. 110 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:59,399 I used to think my destiny was being a Jedi, 111 00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:02,535 but now I know it's to be a good father 112 00:05:02,602 --> 00:05:05,338 as a man inside of a dead tauntaun body. 113 00:05:05,405 --> 00:05:07,874 [ Stammering ] [ Chuckles nervously ] 114 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:09,742 Oops. 115 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:11,411 Well, I'll go next. 116 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:13,346 I'm actually in ewok who hid in this body 117 00:05:13,413 --> 00:05:15,014 after I crash landed on this planet. 118 00:05:15,081 --> 00:05:16,249 And I am tauntaun, 119 00:05:16,315 --> 00:05:18,351 but I'm in the body of another dead tauntaun. 120 00:05:18,418 --> 00:05:21,821 Oh, then I guess it's time to go. 121 00:05:21,888 --> 00:05:23,756 Oh, my God, that means... 122 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:27,160 no more responsibilities for Susan! 123 00:05:27,226 --> 00:05:31,431 [ Woman vocalizing ] 124 00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:34,701 [ Somber cello music ] 125 00:05:34,767 --> 00:05:36,969 [ Mugging ] 126 00:05:37,036 --> 00:05:41,507 Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee! Hee-hee-- 127 00:05:41,574 --> 00:05:48,214 [ Sobbing ] 128 00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:49,549 Oh, good heavens! 129 00:05:49,615 --> 00:05:53,019 I shouldn't have taken so much melatonin last night! 130 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:55,154 Wait, where am I? 131 00:05:55,221 --> 00:06:00,393 [ Photographers shouting, goose squawking ] 132 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:03,463 So, Mr. Kenobi under job experience, 133 00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:05,231 you wrote "influencer." 134 00:06:05,298 --> 00:06:07,366 You know, that's -- that's not a real job, right? 135 00:06:07,433 --> 00:06:09,936 It is a real job. It is a real job. 136 00:06:10,002 --> 00:06:12,672 You want to see some of my bikini pics? 137 00:06:12,739 --> 00:06:15,742 I want to see some of your bikini pics. 138 00:06:15,808 --> 00:06:17,443 Oh, boy! Vacation! 139 00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:20,379 Despite my monotone personality, I too am excited. 140 00:06:20,446 --> 00:06:22,515 Yeah, man, I may be the Grim Reaper, 141 00:06:22,582 --> 00:06:27,086 but sometimes you need an adventure that ain't so grim. 142 00:06:27,153 --> 00:06:29,789 Welcome aboard Malaysia Airlines Flight 370. 143 00:06:29,856 --> 00:06:33,126 We've got nothing but smooth sailing ahead of us. 144 00:06:33,192 --> 00:06:34,961 Me hate them so much. 145 00:06:35,027 --> 00:06:36,963 Are those your kids? They're darling. 146 00:06:37,029 --> 00:06:38,898 No, mon. I'm the Grim Reaper. 147 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:40,633 They want me as an indentured servant 148 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:42,135 in a rigged limbo competition. 149 00:06:42,201 --> 00:06:44,036 It's all in the Wikipedia. That's awful. 150 00:06:44,103 --> 00:06:47,740 It's 2014 -- March 8, 2014, to be exact. 151 00:06:47,807 --> 00:06:50,810 And slavery is not cool in 2014, not that it was ever. 152 00:06:50,877 --> 00:06:53,045 It was never cool, guys. Never, ever. 153 00:06:53,112 --> 00:06:55,214 Maybe she's right. 154 00:06:55,281 --> 00:06:57,917 Whoa! Grim?! Grim! 155 00:06:57,984 --> 00:07:01,020 No more "Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy," mon! 156 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:02,755 [ Screaming ] 157 00:07:02,822 --> 00:07:07,226 ♪♪ 158 00:07:07,293 --> 00:07:09,562 You're damn right, no bodies were ever found! 159 00:07:09,629 --> 00:07:12,098 Took a vote on the plane and everyone wanted to visit 160 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:15,635 the island from "Lost"! Grim Reaper magic, mon! 161 00:07:15,701 --> 00:07:18,204 I can make that shit happen. 162 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,606 Happy little trees. 163 00:07:20,673 --> 00:07:23,142 [ Chainsaw droning, tree screams ] 164 00:07:23,209 --> 00:07:27,013 [ Tree screaming, saw whirring ] 165 00:07:27,079 --> 00:07:28,648 Why?! 166 00:07:28,714 --> 00:07:29,949 Happy little trees. 167 00:07:30,016 --> 00:07:32,118 So happy, and if I say it loud enough, 168 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:34,687 I can't hear their unhappy little screams. 169 00:07:34,754 --> 00:07:37,557 Hey, fuck you! Let's practice cloud smudges 170 00:07:37,623 --> 00:07:40,726 using just our fingers -- happy clouds. 171 00:07:42,328 --> 00:07:44,130 Maxwell, it's so cool you invited us 172 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:46,065 to your home of Sylvania for spring break. 173 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:47,800 Plus it means we didn't have to go to 174 00:07:47,867 --> 00:07:49,368 Gena's a cappella competition. 175 00:07:49,435 --> 00:07:51,304 Their version of "Amazing Grace" is... 176 00:07:51,370 --> 00:07:53,673 ♪ Auditory assault! ♪ 177 00:07:53,739 --> 00:07:55,908 You are such a dick, Steve, I don't even know why I date you. 178 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:57,777 It is my pleasure to present you, 179 00:07:57,844 --> 00:07:59,645 my non-Sylvanian college friends, 180 00:07:59,712 --> 00:08:02,381 at the Sylvanian Summer Festival as my special gifts. 181 00:08:02,448 --> 00:08:04,784 You mean guests, right? We are here! 182 00:08:04,851 --> 00:08:07,687 ♪♪ 183 00:08:07,753 --> 00:08:09,121 Um, why are the elephant people 184 00:08:09,188 --> 00:08:10,957 the same size as the squirrel people? 185 00:08:11,023 --> 00:08:13,526 It is the Sylvanian Family way, don't think about it, 186 00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:16,395 and lose yourself in some 10,000 proof mead! 187 00:08:16,462 --> 00:08:17,864 Oh, no, thanks. 188 00:08:17,930 --> 00:08:19,732 It feels like I'm choking just being here. 189 00:08:19,799 --> 00:08:21,100 Don't mind if I do! 190 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:24,437 Holy shitballs, that is raw! 191 00:08:24,503 --> 00:08:27,874 Mother, father, sister, come -- Gena, meet my family. 192 00:08:27,940 --> 00:08:30,676 Any friend of Maxwell is a friend of ours, 193 00:08:30,743 --> 00:08:33,379 especially one with such fine birthing hips. 194 00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:37,549 We made you this traditional Sylvanian bridal flock! 195 00:08:37,616 --> 00:08:39,751 Um, I'm sorry? My parents are the tailors 196 00:08:39,818 --> 00:08:41,821 of Sylvania -- it's not like you're marrying 197 00:08:41,888 --> 00:08:43,222 Mother Earth or anything. 198 00:08:43,289 --> 00:08:45,925 Yet! [ All laughing ] 199 00:08:45,992 --> 00:08:48,160 Okay, uh, Steve... 200 00:08:48,227 --> 00:08:49,595 do you think we could just, like -- 201 00:08:49,662 --> 00:08:51,430 Steve! 202 00:08:51,497 --> 00:08:53,132 [ Giggling ] 203 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:55,067 Freya Chocolate Rabbit is in heat! 204 00:08:55,134 --> 00:08:58,638 And she likes you, lucky boy! 205 00:08:58,704 --> 00:09:01,107 Steve is my boyfriend. 206 00:09:01,173 --> 00:09:02,541 He doesn't fuck rabbits. 207 00:09:02,608 --> 00:09:04,944 Gena, we said we're going to experience 208 00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:08,614 everything about Sylvanian culture, now stop -- 209 00:09:08,681 --> 00:09:10,149 You're blocking me, Gena. 210 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:12,184 Well, Freya can't mate with another rabbit 211 00:09:12,251 --> 00:09:14,687 because all of the rabbits and Sylvania are related, 212 00:09:14,754 --> 00:09:18,691 just like all the hedgehogs and the squirrels and hippos. 213 00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:20,626 Oh, my God! If we made amongst ourselves, 214 00:09:20,693 --> 00:09:22,194 we end up with weird variants 215 00:09:22,261 --> 00:09:24,897 like Giant Ralph Walnut Squirrel, 216 00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:26,432 [ Grinding ] 217 00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:28,801 Sylvanian brunch is served! 218 00:09:28,868 --> 00:09:30,603 This place is madness! 219 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:32,638 Steve, we've gotta ge -- Where's Steve?! 220 00:09:32,705 --> 00:09:36,575 Oh, listen, listen, I think he's deep inside the rabbit hole! 221 00:09:36,642 --> 00:09:39,645 [ Moaning ] 222 00:09:39,712 --> 00:09:42,014 Steve! 223 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:45,251 [ Whooping ] 224 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:47,720 I am with child, I can feel it. 225 00:09:47,787 --> 00:09:48,721 Whoo-ha! 226 00:09:48,788 --> 00:09:50,690 Steven! Hey, baby. 227 00:09:50,756 --> 00:09:54,126 It turns out Sylvanian culture is fucking awesome. 228 00:09:54,193 --> 00:09:56,028 I'm totally breaking up with you. 229 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:59,532 You can't leave, we already skinned Patrick Bear! 230 00:09:59,598 --> 00:10:02,134 As our Sylvanian Summer Queen, 231 00:10:02,201 --> 00:10:05,871 You must dress Steve in this skin and burn him alive! 232 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:09,308 It is the Sylvania Family way! Burn Steve? 233 00:10:09,375 --> 00:10:12,645 Mm... 234 00:10:12,712 --> 00:10:15,881 Now we administer the nectar of Sylvanian lotus berry 235 00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:17,283 so he feels no pain -- 236 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:21,153 No! I want him to feel this burn! 237 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:23,055 Ladies?! 238 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:25,424 ♪ Amazing grace ♪ 239 00:10:25,491 --> 00:10:28,627 ♪ How sweet the sound ♪ 240 00:10:28,694 --> 00:10:35,067 ♪ That saved a wretch like me ♪ 241 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:41,474 I once was lost, but now I'm found ♪ 242 00:10:41,540 --> 00:10:47,346 ♪ Was blind, but now I see ♪ 243 00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:51,450 Steve: Burn me! 244 00:10:51,517 --> 00:10:53,519 -[ Chittering ] -Stupid monkey! 245 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:57,223 Wahoo! [ Smack ] 246 00:10:57,289 --> 00:10:59,759 [ Production logo playing ]