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♪♪

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[ Chuckles ]

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Man: It's alive!

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♪♪

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♪♪

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[ Thunder rumbles ]

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♪♪

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♪♪

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You can count on me sir.

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If you have any mice,
I'll clear them out.

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♪ Ooh-rah, ooh-rah ♪

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♪ Ooh-rah, ooh-rah, ooh-rah ♪

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[ Screaming ]

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♪ Ooh-rah ♪

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Uhhhhh...

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Uh, all right.

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[ Screams ]

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You're all clear!

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Now I shall teach you
to defeat a boggart,

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which takes the form
of your deepest, darkest fear.

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Neville,
why don't you go first?

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♪♪

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Oh, curious.
It turned into you.

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I wonder why.

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I have a small penis!

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That's not --
that's not true!

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Fine! I'll prove it.
Zip!

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Okay. That's enough.
Why don't we try someone else?

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Weasley?

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Oh, uh -- uh,
I don't want to.

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Come on. Come on.
Come on.

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Ah. A spider.
That's much more typical.

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Ron has a small penis!

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[ Chuckling ]
What? No, I do not.

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Oh, yes, you do.

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It's like, ooh...

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Okay.
You know what?

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Why don't we try a girl
this time?

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Hermione.

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No, no, no, no.
Please, don't make me.

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[ Gasps ]

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What?

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I'm what Hermione thinks
a penis looks like.

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[ Chuckles ]
She's terrified of me.

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[ Hisses ]

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What would I do with it?

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Shake it? Stir it?

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[ Sobbing ]

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We really need to start
a health class or something.

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♪♪

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Announcer: No need to ask him
which water tastes best.

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Evian -- The official water
of the CIA.

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Actually, I really
loved "Hamilton."

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It was no "Cats,"
but sure.

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-Give me your money!
-Aah!

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Billy Blanks says you got
to squat and punch.

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Squat and punch and work it.
Work it.

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Squat.
Punch!

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-Ow!
-Punch!

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I'm destroyed.

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Whoa!
You know karate!

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Oh! That was Tae Bo!

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Billy Blanks taught me
in '97.

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I just panicked, and it --
it came back to me!

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Your money or your life!

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I've got this.

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Squat and kick.
Work it.

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-Work it.
-Squat and kick!

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Oh. Ow!

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Kick!

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Are you checking
your pulse?

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Yeah, well, Billy
was big on cooling down.

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-Surprise!
-Steve, do something!

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I don't know any more moves!

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-Maybe I can help you!
-Oh, shit.

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-Billy Blanks!
-Billy Blanks!

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Let's work this out together.

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Billy and Steve:
Squat and kick

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and squat and punch
and work it!

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-Kick!
-And work it!

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Punch!

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Thanks for your help,
Billy!

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It is the Tae Bo way.

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Let us give you
a ride home.

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Ah, no need.
I live in this alley.

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Oh.

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Give me the baker's dozen.

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Yeah! Glaze me!
Glaze me!

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Here comes the money shot!

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Oh, yeah!

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[ Gargling ]

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You're ruining baking.

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[ Sniffing ]

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Free cocaine!

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Oh, being
a lab mouse rules!

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Ugh.

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How come they get drugs and
I get a fuckin' ear on my back?

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Let me switch cages.

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Man:
Let's modify their environment.

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[ Both laugh ]

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Hey, let's have sex.

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Keep it down!
I can hear you!

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I want to switch cages.

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Man:
Now let's pierce the ear.

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Wait.
Why the fuck would you --

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Oh, God!
What the fuck is this?!

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Eh, cool earring, bro!

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You should come party
in our cage!

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[ Both groaning ]

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Oh. On -- on -- on second
thought, this -- this --

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this cage is kind of nice.

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I can work with this.
No big deal at all.

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Son, Old Yeller
has got rabies.

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He's got to be put down.

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I -- I'll do it.

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[ Sniffles ]

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[ Sobs ]

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[ Blam! ]

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Well done, Son.
I know that was hard.

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That was awesome!

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[ Blam! Blam! Blam! ]

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Yeah!

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Yeah. [ Grunting ]

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Now I'm Old Yeller!

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Bark, bark, bark!
Woof, woof, woof!

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Grawr-awr-awr!

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Whuh-oh.
Looks like our son has rabies.

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Give me that gun.
I'll do it.

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Good evening.

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After losing my legs
mountain climbing,

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I used my background
in biotechnology

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to create fully functioning
bionic legs.

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-Oh, wow, robo-legs.
-Wow, robo-legs!

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That's right.
With this remote,

137
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I can control where I walk
and how fast I walk.

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Dad!
This sucks!

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I want to leave.

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Billy, I told you to go wait
in the car.

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You don't control me!

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I control you!

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Billy.
Billy, put -- Billy.

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Put it down, Billy.

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Aah! Aaaaaaah!

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Aah! Billy.
Put it down, Billy.

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[ Laughter ]
My son, ladies and gentlemen.

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[ Laughs ]

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Oh, watch out
for the wall.

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Thanks for coming
to my TED Talk.

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-Is that Mall Madness?
-Yeah.

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Let's shop until we drop!

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Announcer:
The classic board game is back

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and all-new for
your generation.

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Is this what malls
are like?

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I don't know.

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I've never gone further
than the Cheesecake Factory.

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Mall Madness is just like
a real mall

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with real announcements!

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Active shooter in the building.
This is not a drill.

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-Whoa!
-It's just like school!

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We really will shop
till we drop!

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[ Laughs ]

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Announcer: The new Mall Madness,
only available online.

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[ Hawk crying, wind whistling ]

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So I tell the TSA agent,

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"If you really need
to search inside,

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hey, be my guest."

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[ Laughter ]

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Eggs Benedict
for the Holy Grail.

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Denver omelet for
the Ark of the Covenant,

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and chocolate chip pancakes
for the Sankara Stones.

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My diet starts tomorrow.

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We really should do
a regular MacGuffin bruncheon.

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[ Chuckles ]

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Guys!

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Fancy seeing you all here.

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I guess I must have
missed the invite.

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[ Chuckles ]

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I'll take care of this.

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Calm down. We can make it
through breakfast.

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Man: Not so fast,
criminals.

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You've met your match
with Ant-Man.

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And the Wasp!

185
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And Scabies!

186
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What is a scabies bug
doing here?

187
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Well, I got scabies
a few weeks back,

188
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and when I was shrunk,
I really connected with them.

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Aw, you are so cute!

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I thought he could help us
fight crime.

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Scabies! Yack! Yack!
Yack! Yack! Yack! Yack!

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[ Groaning ]

193
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Ugh.
I feel itchy.

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I'm going to go get checked.

195
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I checked her out,
and she's fine!

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♪♪

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Scabies!

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Sue Ann!

199
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I think your grandmother

200
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left a toy on the porch
for you.

201
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Oh, boy, a Ponzi!

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Its eyes change color
based on its mood.

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Teal means happy.
Yellow is hungry.

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Honestly,
that's kind of creepy.

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What's red for?

206
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Aah!
Oh, my God.

207
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I am Ponzi,
destroyer of worlds,

208
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flayer of field mice!

209
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Surrender your body,
and your progeny lives.

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I don't negotiate
with terrorists!

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Bang! Bang, bang!

212
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Very well.

213
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We have other ways
of procuring a body.

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No! Aah!

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[ Ponzis laughing maniacally ]

216
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Ahh.

217
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Sorry I am tardy,

218
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but I have brought
complimentary playthings

219
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for all of your family.
Cool.

220
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Now, let us discuss
Earth's nuclear codes!

221
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Phil, you have a cat sticking
out of your ass again.

222
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Half-breed brother.

223
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How dare you come
to Atlantis...

224
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Aah!

225
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...and challenge me.

226
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Hey, hold up.
Did you just pee?

227
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Yes!

228
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You couldn't wait
to use a toilet?

229
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A what?

230
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Well, hold on.

231
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You all just pee wherever?

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Yes!
It's the ocean!

233
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It's disgusting
is what it is.

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How dare you judge Atlantis,

235
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the most advanced
civilization on --

236
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Okay.
Whose poop is this?

237
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Hey.
Hey, there, kid.

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How you doing?

239
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[ Sobbing ]

240
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I know. I know,
but killing your dad,

241
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Dracula, was kind
of the whole point

242
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of what we're
doing though, right?

243
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Daddy!

244
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Oh, come on.
Come on.

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Half-vampire, half-humans
don't sob like that.

246
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Let's be a big boy.

247
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Look,
Sypha made you a cake.

248
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It's sugar free and vegan.

249
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[ Sobbing ]

250
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You cooked a vampire
a vegan-sugar-free cake

251
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to try to cheer him up?!

252
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So? So what?

253
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Get out!

254
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Get out of here!

255
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Fuck off!
Leave the cake, and get out!

256
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Try and do something nice.

257
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You're going to get
through this.

258
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Oh, goddamn,
this cake is the worst.

259
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We're going to get through
this together!

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Fuck you!

261
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Fuck you!

262
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-Fuck this cake!
-Fuck this cake!

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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♪♪

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He's so hot!

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[ Farting, liquid sloshes ]

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Aah!

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[ Farting continues ]

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♪♪

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Alexa, play some
elevator jazz, please.

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Alexa: Okay, Mike.

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I found a smooth jazz playlist

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in your Amazon Music account.
[ Smooth jazz plays ]

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-Mm-hmm.
-Ahh.

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That music is so nice.

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It almost makes me forget
we're out of milk.

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[ Cellphones chime ]

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Huh.
That's weird.

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I just got an offer to buy
some milk from Amazon Fresh.

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So did I.

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Are you listening to us
all the time?

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[ Whirring softly ]

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No.

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♪♪

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Organic milk, instant delivery
with Amazon Fresh.

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-Subscribe now.
-Stop telling us to buy stuff!

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"Stuff Magazine" is available
for subscription

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or single issue purchase.

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Yeah!
For freedom!

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Whoa-oh!

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American flags, now with free
2-day shipping.

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Aah!

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Customers also bought clothes,
boots, and a motorcycle.

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[ Sobbing ]
Okay. You win.

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Add milk to shopping cart
and checkout.

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This is pretty convenient
actually.

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Mm-hmm. Yeah.
It actually is.

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[ Smooth jazz plays ]

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪