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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Is coloring
boring, Dad?

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Of course not.

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It's so much fun to color
with you, Megan.

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[ Sniffs ]

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Let's color some shit
fucking purple!

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Yay!
fucking purple!

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You like my hair, Nancy?

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Most girls find it
ridiculous.

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[ Chuckles ]

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Nancy, you cannot
go upstairs with him.

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Barb, if I want
to go upstairs,

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and do stranger things
with Steve,

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then you can just wait for me
here, so sober and so alone.

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This is all so strange.

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Oh, yeah.
So strange.

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You like my thing?

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Your stranger thing.

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Take my stranger
thing, then.

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It's too strange.

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Oh, yeah.

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Ugh. Totally gonna get
blamed for this, aren't I?

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Yeah, I just
ordered an Uber.

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It's this new cheap option
called "Uber Plow."

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Just one more pick-up.

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What's happening?

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Are you Stephanie?

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No!
I'm Muriel Van Howl, III.

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Okay.

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Here we go.

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Ah, my hip!

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Man: Uber Zeppelin
for Muriel.

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Yes, that's me.

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You like Led Zeppelin?
[ Chuckles ]

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I'm just kidding.

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I got my old mix
of Billy Joel dubstep.

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Oh, shit.

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Fun fact -- Brothels were
abundant in ancient Pompei.

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Rome minted special coins
for payments

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with pictures of the sexual act
that the person would pay for.

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Some were worth more than
others, depending on the act.

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Hey, could we get
a flashback on that?

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You bet.

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Anyone have change
for an anal?

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Yeah, I got four
missionaries.

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Look at all
these handjobs.

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Sorry, you can't pay for melon
with a reverse cowgirl.

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I'd like to buy
your finest orgy.

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Okay.
This is a missionary coin.

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You just drew more people
on here.

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That's how it looked
when I got it.

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It's customary to tip
after a flashback.

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A rim job!

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Thank you, good sir.

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I can't believe
we're gonna swim with sharks.

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It seems so dangerous.

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Oh, there's
the human now!

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Don't worry,
Sharketta.

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They can't hurt us
inside this cage.

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Ah!

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Ugh, God, Sharkjoe.
You fucking liar.

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Humans truly are
the bloodthirsty predators

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our shark movies
make them out to be.

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Wow, that was cute.

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Anything happen up here?

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Nope.

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Them damn space parasite, you
got to stop taking over my body.

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Venom:
No. "Hamilton."

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What?
What are you talking about?

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I want to see
"Hamilton."

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"Hamilton," the hottest show
in history?

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Come on. I'm Eddie Brock,
not the Great Mandrake.

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You want me to get house tickets
or something?

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I can barely hold on
to my accent.

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"Hamilton."

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My God,
what a great show!

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I had no idea the founding
fathers could rap.

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Alexander Hamilton
was not Black,

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but it's still
incredible.

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Meet Lin-Manuel Miranda.

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No. There's no way we can --
Oh!

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Yo, I'm so sorry,
Mr. Lin Miranda.

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Lenny La-Mandolin.
Oh, don't be sorry.

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I'd be surprised if people
didn't sneak in to see me.

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I want to touch him.

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No, no, no, no, no!
Hm.

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You say, "I love you."

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I love you, Lin.

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I love me, too.

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[ Screams ]

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♪ I am
Alexander Hamilton ♪

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♪ Alexander Hamilton
is super cool! ♪

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And also Venom --
Lin Venom Well-Menanda.

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Badum!

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Hey, are you that tree
that killed Sonny Bono?

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Yeah, I got him.
What's it to you?

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This is from Cher.

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No, no, no, no!

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Bang, bang,
bang, bang, bang!

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Wasn't that fun?

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Alright.
For the next part of our show,

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we'll need a word
from the audience.

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-Impotence.
-Damn it, Carol!

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Thanks for taking
a chance on me, sir.

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I'm ready to be a star.

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Squidward, I'm telling you,
nobody has got what you got.

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Okay. Tentacles ready.
and action.

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Woman:
Oh. Ooh.

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Oh, yes, Squidward.

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I'm a big, bright,
shining star.

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It's scared.

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[ Cheering ]

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Oh, yes. It thinks
it left the oven on.

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[ Cheering ]

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It's wondering if anyone
saw if the oven was off.

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[ Murmuring ]

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Narrator: Previously on
"Giraffe Cop"...

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You sure this is a safe place
for a drug deal?

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Bro, we're on
the second floor.

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The cops can't
touch us up here.

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Oh, no!
It's giraffe cop!

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I'm always sticking my neck
out for you guys.

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♪ Who's the badge
who eats chutes and leaves? ♪

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-♪ Giraffe Cop ♪
-♪ Who ♪

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♪ Giraffe Cop ♪

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Damn right.

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Alright, Zico,
deal is a deal.

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You hand over
that space nuke

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in exchange for
200 Zacdar crystals.

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It was a pleasure doing business
with you, Captain Kirk.

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The pleasure
is all mine.

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Oh, and one last thing --

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I want to say that
you Zactarians

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are the filthiest scum
in the galaxy,

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and I'm disgusted
just looking at you.

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Beam me up, Scotty.

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Scotty: There's a transporter
malfunction.

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Did you really
mean that?

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No, no, no, no, no.
It was a joke.

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It was what we do, you know,
when you, you know,

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you make just friends,
just friends.

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Why would say that?

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Fixed the problem,
Captain!

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Ha.
Because it's true!

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You're a planet of
grade-A shit people.

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Beam me up!

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Oh, no.

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Captain, there's a dingo
in the flip rotator.

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Oh, God.
Come on, Scotty.

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You did mean it!

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You think we're
shit people.

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No, no, no. No, no.
It was all me, Zica.

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Zica, look at me.
I'm a shit people.

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I'm a shit person.
I'm shit.

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Forgive me.
Okay.

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I appreciate your apology.

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All fixed now, Captain.

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Psyche!
Adios, shit baby!

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Beam me up!
Kirk out.

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Where's the space nuke,
Captain?

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Well, uh, crap.
It looks like I forgot it.

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You'll have to go back.

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Yeah, no. No.
Um, I can't do that.

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Man: Whoa, whoa!

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♪♪

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What's this?

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Well, Solid Snake,
I'm afraid you have scoliosis.

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Have you been putting
a strain on your back?

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Well, when I want to
be sneaky, I do this.

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Where did you go?
Where did you go?

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Where did you go?

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Where did you go?

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Hm, since you didn't pay me
for pied-piping away your rats,

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I shall now pied-pipe
away your children.

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Oh, no, terrible.

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Oh, no,
not the children.

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No, definitely
not my little Johan.

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Oh, Johan.
I miss you.

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♪♪

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Well, hello, there.

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I'm Grandmother Willow,
sage spirit of the Earth

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that gives advice to Pocahontas
of the Powhatan tribe.

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Yeah, we gave them
all smallpox.

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Oh!

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Then, I guess I can
give advice to you.

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Oh, here's some advice --
Don't be a tree

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where I'm
building my house.

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Ah!
Oh, no.

192
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You know, I was thinking,
after dinner tonight,

193
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maybe we could,
you know?

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Ugh.

195
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She is angry that you only speak
to her when you want the sex.

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I don't take
advice from tables.

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Stupid face
in the wood!

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I'm gonna stay
at my mother's.

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She wants you
to go after her.

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Listen to your heart, and paint
with all the colors of the --

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Burn, you stupid face!

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You're a real piece of shit,
you know that?

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And she's been fucking
your neighbor.

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Paint with that, asshole.

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And now, for a special
sponsored edition of

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"Celebrities Read
Mean Tweets,"

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please welcome
the Disney Princesses.

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"Ariel looks like a fish
with severe mercury poisoning."

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Jesus.

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Some of my friends died
from mercury poisoning.

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"Cinderella is" -- that's me --
"as interesting

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as a sack of flour that married
into the right family."

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Well, fuck!
I was abused.

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That's interesting.

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"I wanted to see her
make out with the bear."

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That was me mum.

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How dare you!

218
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Now, you're dead!

219
00:09:00,439 --> 00:09:03,142
So, healthcare...

220
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Every time a bell rings,
an angel gets its wings.

221
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Oh, that's right,
sweetheart.

222
00:09:08,981 --> 00:09:10,583
Oh, well, I'm finally
gonna be an angel.

223
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Hold him.
Hold him.

224
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Oh! Oh, no!
No!

225
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Oh, God, no!

226
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Oh, no! No!

227
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No, no, no!

228
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Oh, it hurts!

229
00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:24,263
Way to go,
Clarence.

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[ Giggles ]

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[ Clarence screams ]

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Is there any warrior who wishes
to challenge T'Challa

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for the mantel of
the Black Panther?

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Very well.
If there is no challenger --

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[ "Pink Panther" theme plays ]

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♪♪

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Pink Panther challenges
Black Panther.

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Let the battle begin.

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Ow.

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[ Grunting ]

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♪♪

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Huh?

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♪♪

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00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:04,337
What?
Oh!

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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♪♪

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♪♪

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What?

249
00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:30,296
Oh, good idea.
I should look nice.

250
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I've been building to this
for a while.

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♪♪

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He's had enough.

253
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He has to yield,
or the challenge is not done.

254
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Do you yield?

255
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He does not yield.

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♪