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[ Theme music playing ]

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[ Thunder crashes ]
[ Laughs ]

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♪♪

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[ Whirring ]

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[ Electricity crackles ]

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Man: It's alive!
[ Thunder rumbles ]

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♪♪

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[ Thunder crashes ]
[ Laughs ]

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♪♪

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[ Laughs ]

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Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury,

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if the glove doesn't fit,
you must acquit.

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[ Dramatic music playing ]

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Objection, Your Honor.

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Sustained.

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Hey, Bert,
we're being honored

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on "Sesame Street"
Pride Day.
Aw!

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Can't two good friends
be roommates

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and do
everything together

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without people
assuming we're gay?

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I am gay, Bert.

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Gay means happy,
and I'm very happy

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to be living with you,
Bert!

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Well, that's --
that's sweet, Ernie,

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but I think they mean gay like
homosexual, like, with sex.

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Oh, I see. So, like...

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[ Rubber duck squeaking ]

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Yeah, like that.

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And this?
[ Plunger squishing ]

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Ernie, come on!
Not this again.

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I'm not listening.
La la la la la!

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What about this, Bert?!

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Squeeze my honker.
[ Honker honking ]

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Oh, Ernie,
that's too much!

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It's nice they still make love
after so long.

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Yeah.
Don't by shy --
give it a squeeze!

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Bert: That's too much.

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We should probably
come back later.

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Probably.

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The Anderson Twins have shared
a lung for 25 years.

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Separating
conjoined twins

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is the most complicated medical
procedure we will ever perform.

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It requires an expert
from every specialty.

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We'll have to separate
the common lung

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and implant the donor lung,
then reconstruct both rib cages,

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and finally, graft
a considerable amount of skin

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and tissue
over both torsos.

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This procedure will take
between 19 and 23 hours.

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If Dr. Alexander
will note the time,

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we will be --
All right, chums,
let's do this!

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LeRoy Yin Yang!
No, no, no!

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Uh, where's all
the office stuff?

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Eh, we're redecorating.

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Now, what can you tell me
about Keyser Soze?

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He's, uh...white.

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Uh-huh, anything else?

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Uh, s...

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ceiling.

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[ Thumping ]

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I'm not dead!
I'm not dead!

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O, Father, who are in heaven,
hallow be thy name--

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No mercy on your soul!
[ Laughs evilly ]

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[ Farts ]
Was that you?

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No, it was you!
From being so terrified!

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[ Chuckles ]
I'm scared, not dumb.

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I'd know
if that was me.

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[ Farts ]

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That one was me.
Yeah, no doy!

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Will you stop it?
I can't!

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Your full weight
is on my abdomen.

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[ Laughs ]
Why are you laughing?

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Because I'm so embarrassed,
okay?

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Oh, flashlight's out.
[ Farts ]

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We should really
get out of here.

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That one was a thick one.
Uh, where's the doorknob?

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Oh, let me get my lighter.

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No, you fucking idiot!

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[ Explosion ]

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[ Muffled rumble ]

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[ Farts ]

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Dick Jones is a murderer!

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That is insane!

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Robocop
is a mechanical maniac!

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That's a very serious
accusation.

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Can you show us any proof?

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What is happening?
Why does this not fit.

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Well, I think Chester from IT
could help. Chester?!

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Uh, okay, so the issue is you
have the Series II data spike,

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and this port is
for Series II X.

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Huh.
Mmm, no.

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No, no.
I don't have it.

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Is that a dongle?

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I think we can get one
from New Egg,

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but I'll need
a requisition form.

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Great.
And while that's going on,

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what's the next order
of business?

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Vote to
deactivate Robocop!

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Huh, huh?

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Ah, worth a shot.

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For you, dear Lion, whose
fondest wish is to have courage,

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I give you this medal
for bravery.

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[ Chuckles ] Oh, look, everyone,
I have courage!

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For you, Scarecrow,
who dreams of having a brain,

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I give you this diploma.

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By George --
I finally have a brain!

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For you, Winged Monkey, who
above all else loves bananas,

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I give you...

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He's not with us.

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Are you sure?

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Then what am I gonna do
with these?

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Yeah, we're sure.

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Then a Chiquita bonfire
it is.

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[ Sad music playing ]

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♪♪

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That thing has
hypnotized Andy.

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We gotta save him
and save us.

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So we're settled then.

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Uh-huh.

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Hey there, partner.

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Maybe we got off
on the wrong foot.

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How 'bout we be friends?

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How can I trust you, Woody,
while Rex is trying to kill me?

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[ Gasps ]
Oh!

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Wouldn't you rather
take a spin

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on the newest Mario Kart
instead?

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Ooh.
S-Sorry, Woody!

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Wait a second --
where's the controller?!

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Oh, oh!

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[ Pop! ]

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Now, who's up for multiplayer?!

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[ All screaming ]

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[ Laughing evilly ]

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[ Screams ]

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[ Laughter continues ]

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He only has three controllers,
so there should be an opening

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while he's killing
our three friends.

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Buzz?

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You wireless bastard!

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You can't save him, Woody.

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You can't save any of them.

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Aagh!

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[ Crack! ]
Ouch!

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Ugh. What? Oh, Mom,
the baby broke all my toys!

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Oh, shit, is "Black Ops"
out already?

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[ Gunfire on television ]

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[ Dramatic music plays ]

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♪♪

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Oh, no,
the elevator's stuck.

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Just leave it
to Betty Spaghetti!

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Hang on, guys.
Almost through.

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All: Go, Betty, go!
Go, Betty, go!

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Oh, good!
The elevator's moving again.

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[ Chuckles nervously ]
Uh, guys, guys?!

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Oh, no!
Grab her!

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[ All shouting ]

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Geez!
Bunch of drama queens.

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We're coming!

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[ Knocking on glass ]

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♪♪

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♪♪

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[ Pop! ]

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[ Whistling ]

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Mmm-mmm!

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These magical milkshakes

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are so delicious,
Poopsie Unicorns!

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I can't wait to see what kind of
poopsie slime surprise

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mine makes.
[ Giggling ]

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It's tickling my tummy!
[ Stomachs gurgle ]

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To the
glitter potties!

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Ooh, hoo!
There it is!

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My poop is golden
and smells like pineapple.

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Mine looks and smells
just like peaches.

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[ Farting loudly,
grunting ]

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Yeah!

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Mine is black and tarry
and smells like rotten eggs!

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Poopie surprise!
Yay, poopie surprise!

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Yes! [ Giggles ]
I'm sure you're fine.

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[ Dramatic music playing ]

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Khan.

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Decaf latte.

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Khan?

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Khan?

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Khan?

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Khan?

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Khan?

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Khan?!

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Khan?!

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Khan!

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Khan!

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Khan!!

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I was in the bathroom!

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[ Sirens wailing ]
[ Breathing heavily ]
Wait. Over there.

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What are we gonna do?
There!

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[ Dogs barking ]

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I'm scared, Mommy.
We all are.

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But I need you to be brave,
okay?

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They're coming for us,
Mommy.

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Quickly, come this way!

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Mr. Peanut!

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There isn't time
to wait!

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You'll be safe in here!

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♪♪

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[ Grunts ]

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Mother: What's happening?
No! No!

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[ Screams, sobs ]

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Better them than you,
Bartholomew.

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Better them than you!

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King Kong gets a musical
and now every monster gets one?

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Broadway has gone
to hell.

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Shh! Shh, shh.
It's starting.

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[ Applause ]

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Oh, hello there.

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Hello.
Shh, shh!

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The year is 1954.

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I'm a white, American reporter
on the hunt for Godzilla.

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Or as the locals say Gojira.

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♪ Since World War II,
it's hard to shock me ♪

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♪ Just ask those folks
in Nagasaki ♪

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♪ 'Cause know life blows

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♪ Everything glows

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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♪ Underwater tests
got out of hand ♪

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♪ Now white-hot flames
get fanned ♪

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♪ Right through my nose

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♪ Everything blows

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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This is great!
Shame on me,
I was expecting more.

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Ho, hum!

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I'll never achieve my dream
of entertaining

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the world through song!

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Forget music, Godzilla.
Look at those big old feet.

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They were just made
for keeping time --

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or for squishing Asians!

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♪ Those feet were made
for stomping ♪

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♪ So don't make
no mistakes, whoo ♪

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♪ Take those feet
and stomp 'em ♪

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♪ Into Japanese pancakes

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I think you mean
okonomiyaki.

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Woman: Is that a joke?
That's borderline offensive.

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I didn't want to do this,
but it's time to call

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in the big guns.

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♪ Coach Murphy said
I was too slow ♪

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♪ He said I never
catch that hare ♪

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♪ And so I hid myself
behind a tree ♪

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♪ And hit that bunny
with a chair ♪

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♪ And then I stomped him
with my feet ♪

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Oh, oh, fucking a!!

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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♪ My mom O-D-ed
on bug spray ♪

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♪ My dad went up in flames

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♪ But you can
suck my mothballs ♪

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♪ All the haters
will get maimed ♪

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♪ When I stomp them
with my feet ♪

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♪ Yeah!

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♪ I'm gonna stomp them
with my feet ♪

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Oh, Godzilla,
you're great!

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Yeah, you!

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Where are
my tiny twins at?

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[ Cheers and applause ]
♪ Stomp them
with my feet! ♪

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You're embarrassing yourself.
Sit the fuck down.

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00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:24,991
Ah, twas as Blue Oyster Cult
foretold.

262
00:10:25,057 --> 00:10:27,593
[ Sobbing ]
What he's been through!

263
00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:29,662
It's King Kong
from the theater next door!

264
00:10:29,729 --> 00:10:31,864
Don't you touch him --
not my Godzilla!

265
00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:33,799
Run, Steven,
save yourself!

266
00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:36,002
Aagh!
Run away!

267
00:10:36,068 --> 00:10:39,739
Yes, yes, my beast! Destroy
that copycat production!

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[ Laughs evilly ]

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00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:43,209
There can be only one!

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♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk,
ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪

271
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,380
♪ Ba-bawk bawk
bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪

272
00:10:47,446 --> 00:10:49,582
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk,
ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪

273
00:10:49,648 --> 00:10:51,817
♪ Ba-bawk bawk
bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪

274
00:10:51,884 --> 00:10:54,120
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk,
ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪

275
00:10:54,186 --> 00:10:56,389
♪ Ba-bawk bawk
bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪

276
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Ba-gawk! Bawk.

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[ Elevator bell dings ]
What?

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[ Screaming ]