WEBVTT X-TIMESTAMP-MAP=LOCAL:00:00:00.000,MPEGTS:9000 00:00:01.835 --> 00:00:05.472 line:10% position:50% size:68% CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 00:00:05.538 --> 00:00:07.140 line:10% position:63% size:23% HA HA HA! 00:00:08.208 --> 00:00:10.777 line:10% position:50% size:40% [TOOLS WHIRRING] 00:00:17.751 --> 00:00:20.253 line:10% position:48% size:33% - IT'S ALIVE! 00:00:27.427 --> 00:00:29.929 line:10% position:48% size:35% - HA HA HA HA! 00:00:37.804 --> 00:00:42.442 line:79% position:28% size:43% align:start - HIP HIP HOORAY! HIP HIP HOORAY! 00:00:48.815 --> 00:00:50.250 line:10% position:50% size:18% - WHEW. 00:00:50.316 --> 00:00:53.753 line:10% position:48% size:53% I [BEEP]ING HATE YOU. 00:00:56.489 --> 00:00:58.358 line:79% position:50% size:80% - YOU'RE GONNA TAKE GOOD CARE OF MY CAR, RIGHT? 00:00:58.425 --> 00:01:00.593 line:79% position:45% size:68% - YOU GUYS GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 00:01:00.660 --> 00:01:02.328 line:85% position:45% size:48% I'M A PROFESSIONAL. 00:01:02.395 --> 00:01:03.430 line:85% position:48% size:55% - A PROFESSIONAL WHAT? 00:01:03.496 --> 00:01:06.199 line:85% position:50% size:55% - COME ON. I'M HUNGRY. 00:01:21.080 --> 00:01:22.816 line:85% position:43% size:65% - HEY, YOU'RE NOT MICHAEL. 00:01:22.882 --> 00:01:23.650 line:85% position:50% size:38% - YOU CAN TALK? 00:01:23.716 --> 00:01:27.454 line:79% position:20% size:48% align:start - IF HE CAN TALK, I BET HE CAN PARTY! 00:01:27.520 --> 00:01:28.588 line:79% position:50% size:18% - YEAH! - YEAH! 00:01:28.655 --> 00:01:33.293 line:79% position:45% size:50% - ♪ PLAYING, PLAYING WITH A CAR ♪ 00:01:33.359 --> 00:01:35.395 line:79% position:30% size:38% align:start - [WHISTLING] HA HA HA, YEAH! 00:01:35.462 --> 00:01:40.533 line:79% position:45% size:50% - ♪ PLAYING, PLAYING WITH A CAR ♪ 00:01:42.035 --> 00:01:45.438 line:79% position:20% size:45% align:start ♪ 'CAUSE AFTER PARKING LIMOS... ♪ 00:01:45.505 --> 00:01:48.107 line:85% position:50% size:35% - BLEEEEECHHH! 00:01:50.743 --> 00:01:54.013 line:85% position:45% size:70% - ♪ SAID IT WAS A BAD TIME ♪ 00:01:54.080 --> 00:01:57.116 line:85% position:50% size:53% ♪ FOR A TURBO BOOST ♪ 00:01:57.183 --> 00:02:00.520 line:85% position:50% size:80% ♪ I SAID IT WAS THE RIGHT TIME ♪ 00:02:00.587 --> 00:02:03.723 line:85% position:50% size:63% ♪ FOR A RAUNCHY PURSUIT ♪ 00:02:03.790 --> 00:02:05.124 line:85% position:50% size:20% ♪ YEAH ♪ 00:02:05.191 --> 00:02:11.764 line:79% position:45% size:50% ♪ PLAYING, PLAYING WITH A CAR ♪ 00:02:11.831 --> 00:02:17.670 line:79% position:48% size:53% ♪ YEAH, YEAH, PLAYING WITH A CAR ♪ 00:02:17.737 --> 00:02:19.572 line:85% position:50% size:20% - [GASP] 00:02:20.807 --> 00:02:22.542 line:85% position:48% size:13% KITT? 00:02:24.143 --> 00:02:26.045 line:85% position:48% size:13% KITT? 00:02:26.613 --> 00:02:29.082 line:85% position:48% size:33% - [WHISTLING] 00:02:29.148 --> 00:02:31.918 line:10% position:43% size:45% [ELECTRONIC BEEPS] 00:02:31.985 --> 00:02:35.321 line:10% position:50% size:38% - STOP FARTING. 00:02:35.388 --> 00:02:37.423 line:85% position:43% size:65% - THAT LOOKED LIKE MY TOE. 00:02:37.490 --> 00:02:39.425 line:79% position:43% size:65% - WHY YOU IN SUCH A HURRY? GOING TO THE BALL? 00:02:39.492 --> 00:02:41.794 line:79% position:35% size:30% align:start HA HA HA. NOT ANYMORE. 00:02:41.861 --> 00:02:43.029 line:85% position:50% size:58% - WE LOVE YOU, GRANDMA. 00:02:43.096 --> 00:02:45.298 line:85% position:45% size:68% - OH, I DON'T LIKE IT HERE. 00:02:45.365 --> 00:02:47.700 line:85% position:48% size:75% EVERYBODY'S TRYING TO KILL ME. 00:02:47.767 --> 00:02:51.204 line:79% position:50% size:70% - OH, MOM, NOBODY'S TRYING TO KILL YOU. 00:02:51.271 --> 00:02:55.208 line:79% position:20% size:58% align:start - STEVE, WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR THE MOVIE. 00:02:55.275 --> 00:02:57.176 line:85% position:43% size:65% - WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK. 00:02:57.243 --> 00:02:58.878 line:85% position:50% size:50% - GOOD-BYE, GRANDMA! 00:02:58.945 --> 00:03:01.581 line:85% position:45% size:28% - OK, DEAR. 00:03:13.760 --> 00:03:16.195 line:85% position:50% size:38% [MEN SCREAMING] 00:03:16.763 --> 00:03:18.565 line:85% position:48% size:15% - UGH! 00:03:44.891 --> 00:03:46.926 line:79% position:30% size:30% align:start - WHAT THE-- OH, NO! 00:03:56.803 --> 00:03:59.539 line:85% position:50% size:18% - YEAH. 00:03:59.606 --> 00:04:01.207 line:85% position:48% size:33% [ALL GASPING] 00:04:01.274 --> 00:04:04.143 line:85% position:48% size:75% - LIGHTS OUT MEANS LIGHTS OUT. 00:04:04.210 --> 00:04:06.646 line:85% position:50% size:60% - [GRUMBLING, MUTTERING] 00:04:12.218 --> 00:04:17.490 line:10% position:45% size:48% - AAAAHH! OH, GOSH! OH, YEAH! OH, YEAH! 00:04:20.193 --> 00:04:22.562 line:85% position:45% size:50% [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 00:04:23.930 --> 00:04:25.698 line:79% position:30% size:40% align:start - OK, EVERYBODY, NO TOUCHING. 00:04:25.765 --> 00:04:28.968 line:79% position:43% size:45% - THEY'RE 18 NOW. THAT'S SO AWESOME. 00:04:29.035 --> 00:04:30.003 line:85% position:48% size:33% - WHY'S THAT? 00:04:30.069 --> 00:04:33.039 line:79% position:25% size:50% align:start - BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE LEGAL. 00:04:33.106 --> 00:04:34.741 line:85% position:50% size:58% - DUDE, YOU'RE LIKE 35. 00:04:34.807 --> 00:04:37.877 line:79% position:20% size:50% align:start - THANKS, EVERYBODY. SEE YOU SOON. 00:04:39.212 --> 00:04:41.447 line:74% position:50% size:63% [TOGETHER] - WHAT'S THE LATEST FABULOUS NEWS, EVERYBODY? 00:04:41.514 --> 00:04:45.318 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start - "THE MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY IN MOSCOW" DVD HIT NUMBER ONE! 00:04:45.385 --> 00:04:46.152 line:85% position:50% size:40% I KNEW IT WOULD. 00:04:46.219 --> 00:04:47.186 line:79% position:25% size:48% align:start - THE OLSEN TWINS TROPICAL TOOTHPASTE 00:04:47.253 --> 00:04:50.056 line:79% position:50% size:78% WAS ENDORSED BY THE AMERICAN TOOTH ASSOCIATION. 00:04:50.123 --> 00:04:53.459 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start - I JUST SAVED A TON OF MONEY BY SWITCHING TO GEICO. 00:04:53.526 --> 00:04:54.994 line:79% position:50% size:20% - GREAT! - GREAT! 00:04:55.061 --> 00:04:56.162 line:85% position:50% size:23% [RINGING] 00:04:56.229 --> 00:04:57.363 line:79% position:48% size:33% - YES, CHIEF? - YES, CHIEF? 00:04:57.430 --> 00:04:58.364 line:79% position:50% size:18% - WHAT? - WHAT? 00:04:58.431 --> 00:04:59.432 line:79% position:50% size:60% - THE CITY'S IN TROUBLE? - THE CITY'S IN TROUBLE? 00:04:59.499 --> 00:05:00.900 line:79% position:50% size:58% - WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE. - WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 00:05:00.967 --> 00:05:04.971 line:79% position:48% size:73% - OLSEN TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE. - OLSEN TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE. 00:05:05.038 --> 00:05:09.008 line:85% position:50% size:60% - FORM OF A GIANT EAGLE. 00:05:09.075 --> 00:05:13.146 line:85% position:48% size:73% - SHAPE OF A BUCKET OF WATER. 00:05:13.513 --> 00:05:16.349 line:85% position:50% size:58% - GLEE GLEE GLEE GLEEK. 00:05:17.283 --> 00:05:18.985 line:85% position:50% size:18% [CRASH] 00:05:19.752 --> 00:05:22.522 line:85% position:45% size:48% - [CROWD SCREAMING] 00:05:34.333 --> 00:05:35.268 line:85% position:50% size:20% - OOOPH! 00:05:35.334 --> 00:05:36.569 line:85% position:45% size:28% - [ROARING] 00:05:36.636 --> 00:05:40.540 line:79% position:45% size:70% - OH, I HOPE THE OLSEN TWINS GET HERE IN TIME. 00:05:41.107 --> 00:05:42.742 line:79% position:20% size:50% align:start - THE DRAGON'S TEARING UP THE CITY. 00:05:42.809 --> 00:05:44.310 line:85% position:50% size:53% WE'VE GOTTA STOP HIM. 00:05:44.377 --> 00:05:47.013 line:85% position:50% size:63% - LET'S DO IT, MARY-KATE. 00:05:51.284 --> 00:05:53.586 line:79% position:50% size:20% - AAHH! - AAAHH! 00:05:56.022 --> 00:05:58.958 line:85% position:45% size:50% - GEE GEE GEE GEE... 00:06:00.359 --> 00:06:03.896 line:79% position:28% size:43% align:start - OH, EWWWW. DID YOU SEE THAT? 00:06:03.963 --> 00:06:07.233 line:79% position:50% size:75% - I TOTALLY DID. HIS SKIN IS TOTALLY IRRITATED. 00:06:07.300 --> 00:06:10.103 line:74% position:43% size:45% [TOGETHER] - ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? 00:06:10.169 --> 00:06:11.137 line:85% position:50% size:23% - [GROWL] 00:06:11.204 --> 00:06:15.808 line:79% position:45% size:70% - OH, YOU'RE NOT AN EVIL RED DRAGON, ARE YOU? 00:06:15.875 --> 00:06:18.177 line:79% position:28% size:43% align:start OH, YOU'RE JUST A HARMLESS DRAGON 00:06:18.244 --> 00:06:20.046 line:85% position:43% size:65% WITH A BAD SKIN CONDITION. 00:06:20.113 --> 00:06:22.582 line:79% position:25% size:50% align:start - AND THAT'S WHAT OLSEN OIL SKIN CREAM 00:06:22.648 --> 00:06:24.317 line:85% position:50% size:33% WAS MADE FOR. 00:06:24.383 --> 00:06:25.218 line:85% position:50% size:35% NOW, LAY DOWN. 00:06:25.284 --> 00:06:29.222 line:85% position:48% size:73% - OH, DOESN'T THIS FEEL GOOD? 00:06:32.225 --> 00:06:33.760 line:85% position:50% size:40% - [WOLF WHISTLE] 00:06:33.826 --> 00:06:36.829 line:79% position:45% size:30% - WE DID IT! - WE DID IT! 00:06:37.864 --> 00:06:40.032 line:85% position:50% size:20% - OOMPH! 00:06:40.600 --> 00:06:43.102 line:85% position:50% size:43% - HOORAY! HOORAY! 00:06:46.739 --> 00:06:50.676 line:79% position:50% size:58% - NEXT TIME ON "THE OLSEN TWINS..." 00:06:52.845 --> 00:06:53.780 line:85% position:45% size:28% - SANDWICH? 00:06:53.846 --> 00:06:54.847 line:85% position:48% size:33% - NO, THANKS. 00:06:54.914 --> 00:06:58.918 line:85% position:48% size:35% - HA HA HA HA! 00:07:02.088 --> 00:07:03.055 line:85% position:50% size:20% - QUACK. 00:07:03.122 --> 00:07:03.923 line:85% position:48% size:13% - EH. 00:07:03.990 --> 00:07:07.727 line:79% position:20% size:58% align:start - MOMMY, THERE'S A MONSTER IN MY CLOSET. 00:07:07.794 --> 00:07:09.829 line:85% position:50% size:23% - I KNOW. 00:07:11.798 --> 00:07:12.732 line:85% position:45% size:30% - HE'S DEAD. 00:07:12.799 --> 00:07:15.067 line:85% position:48% size:55% - AH, IT'S JUST A CAR. 00:07:15.134 --> 00:07:17.370 line:10% position:45% size:50% [ELECTRONIC BEEPING] 00:07:22.742 --> 00:07:25.678 line:79% position:48% size:55% - MURDER'S A NEW TRICK FOR A ROBOT, ISN'T IT? 00:07:25.745 --> 00:07:26.412 line:85% position:50% size:20% RESPOND. 00:07:26.479 --> 00:07:28.614 line:85% position:50% size:58% - I DID NOT MURDER HIM. 00:07:28.681 --> 00:07:32.418 line:74% position:20% size:45% align:start - MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING REAL BAD TO PISS YOU OFF. 00:07:32.485 --> 00:07:33.352 line:85% position:50% size:20% RESPOND. 00:07:33.419 --> 00:07:35.421 line:85% position:50% size:58% - I DID NOT MURDER HIM. 00:07:35.488 --> 00:07:39.091 line:79% position:50% size:80% - OR MAYBE YOU JUST HATE HUMANS. IS THAT IT? 00:07:39.158 --> 00:07:41.294 line:85% position:50% size:58% - I DID NOT MURDER HIM. 00:07:41.360 --> 00:07:43.095 line:85% position:43% size:45% [WEAPONS CLICKING] 00:07:44.530 --> 00:07:46.866 line:85% position:48% size:35% - YEAH, RIGHT. 00:07:57.543 --> 00:08:02.048 line:79% position:23% size:53% align:start - MEET GEORGE JETSON, HIS BOY ELROY, 00:08:02.114 --> 00:08:05.151 line:79% position:50% size:38% DAUGHTER JUDY, JANE, HIS WIFE. 00:08:05.218 --> 00:08:08.321 line:79% position:50% size:78% THEIR LIVES HAVE BEEN TARNISHED BY MURDER-- 00:08:08.387 --> 00:08:10.823 line:79% position:25% size:48% align:start MURDER BY WAY OF A BROKEN WINDOWPANE 00:08:10.890 --> 00:08:14.760 line:79% position:25% size:50% align:start AND A FATAL FALL TO THE GROUND BELOW. 00:08:15.695 --> 00:08:18.231 line:79% position:50% size:73% - WHO FLOATS BUILDINGS THAT HIGH UP, I'M ASKING YOU? 00:08:18.297 --> 00:08:20.600 line:79% position:20% size:58% align:start THEY PUT TREADMILLS ON THE OUTSIDE OF THEM. 00:08:20.666 --> 00:08:21.834 line:85% position:50% size:43% YOU BELIEVE THAT? 00:08:21.901 --> 00:08:23.970 line:74% position:20% size:60% align:start HE COULD HAVE FALLEN OFF ONE OF THOSE THINGS, FOR ALL WE KNOW. 00:08:24.036 --> 00:08:25.972 line:79% position:20% size:48% align:start DAMN, WE ARE STUPID IN THE FUTURE. 00:08:26.038 --> 00:08:29.075 line:79% position:50% size:50% - ONE DETECTIVE KNEW IT WAS NO ACCIDENT. 00:08:29.141 --> 00:08:31.944 line:79% position:23% size:53% align:start - DON'T YOU REALIZE THIS IS SAFETY GLASS? 00:08:32.011 --> 00:08:35.915 line:79% position:45% size:50% IT WOULD HAVE TAKEN A ROBOT TO--OH, GOD! 00:08:38.851 --> 00:08:42.088 line:79% position:18% size:63% align:start - ONE MAN WOULD SPEAK OUT FOR ROSIE'S INNOCENCE. 00:08:42.154 --> 00:08:44.957 line:79% position:50% size:58% - RIDICULOUS. MY ROBOTS ARE HARMLESS. 00:08:45.024 --> 00:08:46.292 line:85% position:50% size:70% WITH THE 3 LAWS OF ROBOTICS, 00:08:46.359 --> 00:08:48.294 line:79% position:48% size:55% THE THINGS HAVE TO DO ANYTHING WE TELL THEM. 00:08:48.361 --> 00:08:52.465 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, IT'S TIME FOR MY SPONGE BATH. 00:08:52.531 --> 00:08:53.466 line:85% position:45% size:48% COME ALONG, RETARD. 00:08:53.532 --> 00:08:56.569 line:79% position:48% size:75% - BEEDIE BEEDIE BEEDIE BEEDIE. SOMEBODY KILL ME. 00:08:56.636 --> 00:09:00.706 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start - AND WHAT OF THE OTHER VICTIMS IN THIS UNSOLVED CRIME-- 00:09:00.773 --> 00:09:02.642 line:85% position:50% size:68% THE FAMILY OF THE DECEASED? 00:09:02.708 --> 00:09:03.743 line:85% position:43% size:45% - IT'S NOT SO BAD. 00:09:03.809 --> 00:09:06.178 line:85% position:50% size:78% I GOT A NEW DAD AND EVERYTHING. 00:09:06.245 --> 00:09:09.348 line:85% position:50% size:78% - TIME TO GO TO YOUR ROOM, KID. 00:09:09.415 --> 00:09:10.116 line:85% position:48% size:15% - REY! 00:09:10.182 --> 00:09:11.550 line:85% position:50% size:60% RET ROUR RANDS ROFF RER! 00:09:11.617 --> 00:09:13.252 line:85% position:50% size:73% - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU SAID, 00:09:13.319 --> 00:09:14.253 line:85% position:45% size:48% BUT I'M PRETTY SURE 00:09:14.320 --> 00:09:16.923 line:79% position:50% size:60% IT'S SOMETHING PEOPLE GET NEUTERED FOR. 00:09:16.989 --> 00:09:19.058 line:85% position:45% size:28% - [WHINING] 00:09:19.926 --> 00:09:24.030 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start - THE FAMILY HASN'T SEEN MUCH OF JUDY JETSON RECENTLY. 00:09:24.096 --> 00:09:27.600 line:79% position:43% size:65% - DAD'S DEAD, AND NOW I'M IN THIS ALLEY, 00:09:27.667 --> 00:09:29.201 line:85% position:50% size:53% AND I HAVE NO--AAHHH! 00:09:29.268 --> 00:09:32.872 line:79% position:50% size:58% - AW, COME ON. OF COURSE ROSIE DID IT. 00:09:32.939 --> 00:09:35.841 line:79% position:50% size:68% THOSE 3 LAWS ARE FULL OF CRAP, YOU KNOW? 00:09:35.908 --> 00:09:38.744 line:79% position:50% size:60% SHE WAS BUILT TO KEEP THE PLACE CLEAN, 00:09:38.811 --> 00:09:40.479 line:85% position:50% size:70% BUT HE ALWAYS KEPT IT MESSY. 00:09:40.546 --> 00:09:45.384 line:74% position:20% size:58% align:start SHE PROBABLY KILLED HIM TO MAKE SURE THE PLACE WOULDN'T GET DIRTY. 00:09:46.686 --> 00:09:47.987 line:85% position:45% size:48% HOW DO I KNOW THIS? 00:09:48.054 --> 00:09:50.690 line:85% position:45% size:68% BECAUSE I, TOO, AM A ROBOT. 00:09:50.756 --> 00:09:54.660 line:79% position:48% size:53% ♪ GIT GIT GIT GIT GOT GIT GIT ♪ 00:09:54.727 --> 00:09:56.862 line:85% position:48% size:53% ♪ GAW GE-GAW GE-GAW ♪ 00:09:56.929 --> 00:09:58.731 line:85% position:45% size:48% ♪ GE GE GO-GAW GE ♪ 00:09:58.798 --> 00:10:00.633 line:85% position:43% size:45% ♪ EEE ERH, ROBOT ♪ 00:10:00.700 --> 00:10:02.768 line:85% position:50% size:68% - WHO KILLED GEORGE JETSON? 00:10:02.835 --> 00:10:07.373 line:79% position:50% size:63% BIG BUSINESSMAN GONE BAD? THAT PISSING DOG? 00:10:07.440 --> 00:10:10.576 line:79% position:50% size:78% OR WAS IT TRULY THE SOULLESS METAL HOUSEKEEPER? 00:10:10.643 --> 00:10:14.046 line:79% position:20% size:60% align:start - I REALLY DIDN'T MURDER MR. J., YOU KNOW? 00:10:14.113 --> 00:10:17.149 line:79% position:50% size:55% - PERHAPS, BUT JUST TO BE SAFE... 00:10:20.219 --> 00:10:23.656 line:79% position:50% size:55% - NEXT TIME ON "UNSOLVED CASE FILES," 00:10:23.723 --> 00:10:24.457 line:85% position:45% size:10% JEM. 00:10:24.523 --> 00:10:26.726 line:85% position:50% size:63% WAS SHE TRULY OUTRAGEOUS? 00:10:26.792 --> 00:10:31.597 line:85% position:50% size:78% TRULY, TRULY, TRULY OUTRAGEOUS? 00:10:33.566 --> 00:10:35.735 line:85% position:50% size:20% [PEEING] 00:10:37.336 --> 00:10:40.139 line:85% position:50% size:65% [CHICKENS CLUCKING A SONG] 00:10:54.820 --> 00:10:56.522 line:85% position:50% size:48% [MONKEY CHATTERING] 00:10:56.589 --> 00:10:59.291 line:10% position:50% size:68% CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 00:10:59.358 --> 00:11:03.662 line:10% position:18% size:63% align:start CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--