1 00:00:02,035 --> 00:00:06,005 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 2 00:00:17,584 --> 00:00:20,186 - IT'S ALIVE! 3 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:41,307 - OH, MY GOD! 4 00:00:41,374 --> 00:00:42,709 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 5 00:00:42,776 --> 00:00:43,543 WHAT IS IT-- 6 00:00:43,610 --> 00:00:44,511 LOOK AT THE SIZE OF IT! 7 00:00:44,577 --> 00:00:46,312 WHY DIDN'T WE BRING A GUN? 8 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:47,447 - THIS IS THE TRUE STORY... 9 00:00:47,514 --> 00:00:48,448 - THE TRUE STORY... 10 00:00:48,515 --> 00:00:49,649 - OF 7 STRANGERS... 11 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:51,384 - PICKED TO LIVE IN HOUSE... 12 00:00:51,451 --> 00:00:52,585 - AND HAVE THEIR LIVES TAPED... 13 00:00:52,652 --> 00:00:55,855 - TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE STOP BEING POLITE... 14 00:00:55,922 --> 00:00:58,224 - AND START GETTING REAL. 15 00:00:58,291 --> 00:01:02,529 - "THE REAL WORLD: METROPOLIS." 16 00:01:02,595 --> 00:01:03,763 - UGH! 17 00:01:03,830 --> 00:01:06,132 PEOPLE IN THIS HELLHOLE JUST DON'T RESPECT PERSONAL PROPERTY. 18 00:01:06,199 --> 00:01:09,569 - LISTEN, I KNOW SOMEONE'S BEEN IN MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER. 19 00:01:09,636 --> 00:01:12,172 - OK, WHICH ONE OF YOUR PERVERTS WAS IT, 20 00:01:12,238 --> 00:01:12,972 BECAUSE IT'S SICK. 21 00:01:13,039 --> 00:01:14,607 - YOU CHICKS ARE SERIOUSLY PARANOID. 22 00:01:14,674 --> 00:01:18,845 - I FOLD THEM IN A VERY PARTICULAR WAY, FALCON-- 23 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,280 IN LITTLE SQUARES. 24 00:01:20,346 --> 00:01:21,548 - IT WAS PROBABLY YOU. 25 00:01:21,614 --> 00:01:22,449 - AAH! 26 00:01:22,515 --> 00:01:23,450 IT NOT HULK! 27 00:01:23,515 --> 00:01:24,117 HULK SWEAR! 28 00:01:24,184 --> 00:01:26,553 - OF COURSE IT WAS THE HULK. 29 00:01:26,619 --> 00:01:27,787 - AAH! 30 00:01:27,854 --> 00:01:29,088 - IT WAS ME. 31 00:01:29,155 --> 00:01:31,724 HELLO, KITTY! 32 00:01:31,791 --> 00:01:32,859 MEOW! 33 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:36,128 - LISTEN, UH, I DON'T MEAN TO BE NITPICKY OR ANYTHING, 34 00:01:36,196 --> 00:01:40,467 BUT THE LIVING ROOM HASN'T BEEN VACUUMED IN WEEKS AND-- 35 00:01:40,533 --> 00:01:42,769 - HEY, WATERMAN, I WAS BUSY, 36 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:46,673 YOU KNOW, REALIGNING THE PLANET OR SOMETHING. 37 00:01:46,739 --> 00:01:51,009 - BUT YOU DREW VACUUMING OUT OF THE JOB JAR AND EVERYONE ELSE-- 38 00:01:51,077 --> 00:01:52,011 - FACE IT. 39 00:01:52,078 --> 00:01:53,545 WHO'S GOING TO SAVE EARTH FROM A GIANT METEOR 40 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:55,949 WHILE SUPERMAN'S VACUUMING? 41 00:01:56,015 --> 00:01:56,716 YOU? 42 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:58,184 I DON'T THINK SO. 43 00:01:58,251 --> 00:02:00,453 - I COULD. 44 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:01,521 HEY! 45 00:02:01,588 --> 00:02:04,357 NOBODY SEEMS TO UNDERSTAND HOW USEFUL I AM, YOU KNOW? 46 00:02:04,424 --> 00:02:05,558 I'M REALLY CAPABLE. 47 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:07,760 I CAN DO LOTS OF STUFF, YOU KNOW? 48 00:02:07,827 --> 00:02:08,428 LOTS! 49 00:02:08,495 --> 00:02:11,965 I CAN DO STUFF LIKE, UM-- 50 00:02:12,031 --> 00:02:13,967 LIKE, I CAN-- 51 00:02:14,033 --> 00:02:17,036 YOU KNOW, I... 52 00:02:17,103 --> 00:02:19,639 [SOBBING] 53 00:02:27,847 --> 00:02:28,882 [BOTH LAUGHING] 54 00:02:28,948 --> 00:02:32,652 - THEY STILL HAVEN'T FORGIVEN ME FOR THAT STUPID PARTY. 55 00:02:32,719 --> 00:02:34,153 WOO! 56 00:02:34,220 --> 00:02:36,489 COME ON, BABY! 57 00:02:36,555 --> 00:02:39,425 WHO WANTS TO PET THIS [BLEEP]? 58 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:41,928 [BURPS] 59 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,596 I MEAN, WHAT IS THIS PLACE, 60 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:46,065 SOME KIND OF A NUN FACTORY? 61 00:02:46,132 --> 00:02:48,101 I JUST... 62 00:02:48,167 --> 00:02:50,203 [BURPS] 63 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:51,237 - GOT TO GO! 64 00:02:51,304 --> 00:02:52,505 GOT TO GO! 65 00:02:52,572 --> 00:02:53,239 AAH! 66 00:02:53,305 --> 00:02:54,406 - HEY, UH, OCCUPIED. 67 00:02:54,474 --> 00:02:55,508 OCCUPIED! 68 00:02:55,575 --> 00:02:57,176 HEY! 69 00:02:58,378 --> 00:03:00,346 HEY, WHAT'S UP? 70 00:03:00,413 --> 00:03:02,615 - JUSTICE NEVER SLEEPS. 71 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:05,018 - OH, MAN, I WANT TO BE RED. 72 00:03:05,084 --> 00:03:06,052 I HATE BLACK. 73 00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:07,554 - OH, IT'S LIKE THAT? 74 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:10,523 SO I'M THE TOKEN BLACK SUPERHERO, HUH? 75 00:03:10,590 --> 00:03:12,692 WELL, THEY MIGHT HAVE WANTED TIM MEADOWS, 76 00:03:12,759 --> 00:03:14,127 BUT THEY GOT THE FALCON, 77 00:03:14,193 --> 00:03:17,697 AND YOU DAMN WELL BETTER RESPECT THE FALCON. 78 00:03:17,764 --> 00:03:21,901 OF COURSE, I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANY SUPERPOWERS. 79 00:03:21,968 --> 00:03:23,703 MAN, MY COSTUME SUCKS. 80 00:03:23,770 --> 00:03:26,839 - COME AND GET IT, LITTLE GUYS. 81 00:03:26,906 --> 00:03:29,375 HELLO? 82 00:03:29,442 --> 00:03:30,577 I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME. 83 00:03:30,643 --> 00:03:31,477 I'M AQUAMAN. 84 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:33,713 - TROUBLE AT HOME? 85 00:03:34,747 --> 00:03:36,416 - ANSWER ME, YOU LITTLE BITCHES! 86 00:03:36,482 --> 00:03:38,651 - IF YOU LEAVE YOUR TOWELS ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR, 87 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:41,054 WE START GETTING THAT MILDEW SMELL. 88 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:42,121 - IT'S GROSS! 89 00:03:42,188 --> 00:03:46,225 - HAVE A LITTLE COMMON COURTESY FOR THE REST OF US. 90 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,696 - THE BAT SIGNAL. 91 00:03:49,762 --> 00:03:50,730 - HUH. 92 00:03:50,797 --> 00:03:53,399 I WONDER WHERE HE'S ALWAYS GOING IN SUCH A HURRY. 93 00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:05,011 [URINATING] 94 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,746 - MY GOOD PLATES! 95 00:04:06,813 --> 00:04:08,247 - DISHES DONE. 96 00:04:08,314 --> 00:04:09,248 DESPITE MY BEST EFFORTS, 97 00:04:09,315 --> 00:04:12,018 FITTING IN HERE CONTINUES TO BE QUITE A CHORE. 98 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:14,220 IT...CONFOUNDS ME. 99 00:04:14,287 --> 00:04:15,455 - ON MY PLATES. 100 00:04:15,521 --> 00:04:16,990 MY GOOD CHINA PLATES. 101 00:04:17,055 --> 00:04:19,358 - RELAX, WONDERGIRL. 102 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:22,495 - WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME? 103 00:04:22,562 --> 00:04:24,764 - I--I AM THE NIGHT! 104 00:04:26,866 --> 00:04:28,768 [WHISTLING] 105 00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:30,269 - WONDERGIRL? 106 00:04:30,336 --> 00:04:31,137 HUH. 107 00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:32,071 WONDERGIRL. 108 00:04:32,138 --> 00:04:33,172 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT BATMAN, OK? 109 00:04:33,239 --> 00:04:35,775 HE'S THE SAME AS THE REST OF THESE GUYS AROUND HERE. 110 00:04:35,842 --> 00:04:36,643 THEY'RE AFRAID OF WOMEN. 111 00:04:36,709 --> 00:04:39,746 THEY'RE AFRAID OF THE ALMIGHTY UTERUS. 112 00:04:39,812 --> 00:04:41,180 ALMIGHTY UTERUS! 113 00:04:41,247 --> 00:04:43,216 - NEXT TIME ON "REAL WORLD"... 114 00:04:43,282 --> 00:04:45,183 - I DON'T SEE WHY YOU'RE SO UPSET. 115 00:04:45,251 --> 00:04:48,554 WHAT DO YOU NEED MEN FOR ANYWAY, HUH? 116 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:50,289 HOW ABOUT A SMILE? 117 00:04:50,356 --> 00:04:51,624 THERE YOU GO. 118 00:04:51,691 --> 00:04:52,425 - I'LL DO IT. 119 00:04:52,492 --> 00:04:53,893 I'LL DO IT, MAN. I'LL TOTALLY DO IT. 120 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,962 - YOU WON'T DO IT. 121 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:59,365 [BOTH STUTTERING] 122 00:04:59,432 --> 00:05:01,000 - YAHTZEE! 123 00:05:01,067 --> 00:05:02,969 - THAT'S IT! 124 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,274 - MEOW. 125 00:05:08,341 --> 00:05:09,976 - AAH! 126 00:05:15,281 --> 00:05:17,817 - A-A-AH. 127 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:21,988 [GRUNTING] 128 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:24,157 - FOR AMERICA! 129 00:05:44,811 --> 00:05:46,846 - WHERE'S THE BUNNY? 130 00:05:48,147 --> 00:05:52,318 WIGGLE YOUR BIG TOE. 131 00:05:52,385 --> 00:05:53,052 GREAT. 132 00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:55,521 I AM JESUS, YOU KNOW. 133 00:05:56,389 --> 00:05:58,524 - YA SHI MA NA! 134 00:06:01,994 --> 00:06:03,696 - HI-YAH! 135 00:06:08,735 --> 00:06:10,369 - OY! 136 00:06:13,973 --> 00:06:16,709 - AAH! AAH! 137 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:24,050 - 5-FINGERED PALM OF DEATH. 138 00:06:25,985 --> 00:06:28,888 LET ME TRY THAT AGAIN. 139 00:06:40,533 --> 00:06:41,501 - THANKS. 140 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:43,903 - IT'S WHAT I DO. 141 00:06:55,982 --> 00:07:00,119 - YOU DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD BE THAT EASY, DID YOU? 142 00:07:00,186 --> 00:07:01,988 - FOR A SECOND THERE, 143 00:07:02,054 --> 00:07:05,091 YEAH, I KIND OF DID. 144 00:07:36,422 --> 00:07:39,225 - YOUR CHANGE, SIR. 145 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:41,661 - KHAN! 146 00:07:41,727 --> 00:07:42,762 [SCREAMING] 147 00:07:42,829 --> 00:07:45,298 KHAN! 148 00:07:45,364 --> 00:07:46,232 - THE NEXT HOT GAME SHOW 149 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,601 HAS JUST BEEN IMPORTED FROM JAPAN. 150 00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:50,803 - YOU WANT MILLION DOLLAR? 151 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:55,274 YOU WIN CRAZY SMILE FACE MILLION DOLLAR! 152 00:07:55,341 --> 00:07:57,476 FIRST, YOU EAT. 153 00:07:57,543 --> 00:07:58,878 FOOD IS POWER. 154 00:07:58,945 --> 00:08:00,646 THE POWER! 155 00:08:00,713 --> 00:08:01,914 WHO POOP LAST? 156 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:07,486 YOU WIN ONE MILLION MR. MIGHTY JOE DOLLAR WHEN YOU POOP LAST! 157 00:08:07,553 --> 00:08:08,888 WHO POOP LAST? 158 00:08:08,955 --> 00:08:10,656 MAO! MAO! 159 00:08:19,465 --> 00:08:20,132 - I'M BILL CLINTON. 160 00:08:20,199 --> 00:08:21,601 I'M GOING TO PUSH OVER THAT COW. 161 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:23,836 OOH, THERE I GO AND DID IT! 162 00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:28,574 - WELCOME TO ANOTHER THRILLING EDITION OF "ZOMBIE IDOL." 163 00:08:28,641 --> 00:08:29,675 [APPLAUSE] 164 00:08:29,742 --> 00:08:32,345 LAST WEEK, AMERICA VOTED IN RECORD-SHATTERING NUMBERS. 165 00:08:32,411 --> 00:08:34,013 IN FACT, PHONE LINES WERE JAMMED SO BADLY 166 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:38,683 THAT MAJOR METROPOLITAN AREAS TEMPORARILY LOST 911 SERVICE. 167 00:08:38,751 --> 00:08:40,620 HUNDREDS DIED. 168 00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:42,989 IT ALL STARTED WITH THE AUDITIONS, 169 00:08:43,054 --> 00:08:45,258 AS THE REANIMATED CORPSES OF ROCK AND ROLL 170 00:08:45,324 --> 00:08:47,360 ALL COMPETED FOR A SPOT ON OUR SHOW. 171 00:08:47,426 --> 00:08:50,429 PAST PERFORMANCES FROM ZOMBIES SUCH AS JOHN LENNON 172 00:08:50,496 --> 00:08:52,965 AND THE BEACH BOYS TORE UP OUR STAGE. 173 00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:55,601 COMPETITION HAS BEEN HOT AND HEAVY. 174 00:08:55,668 --> 00:08:57,737 IT'S TIME TO MEET OUR JUDGES. 175 00:08:57,803 --> 00:09:00,806 GIVE IT UP FOR FRANKENBERRY. 176 00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:01,908 - YEAH. 177 00:09:01,974 --> 00:09:03,009 YEAH, DAWG. 178 00:09:03,075 --> 00:09:03,709 YEAH. 179 00:09:03,776 --> 00:09:05,745 - LET'S HEAR IT FOR BOO BERRY. 180 00:09:05,811 --> 00:09:08,414 - I HOPE OUR CONTESTANTS JUST HAVE FUN 181 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:10,349 AND, YOU KNOW, BE THEMSELVES, 182 00:09:10,416 --> 00:09:14,253 AND PRETTY, PRETTY SPACE PEOPLE, 183 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:15,021 AND A PUPPY. 184 00:09:15,087 --> 00:09:17,423 - AND LAST AND CERTAINLY NOT LEAST, 185 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:19,825 PLEASE WELCOME COUNT CHOCULA. 186 00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:20,793 [AUDIENCE BOOING] 187 00:09:20,860 --> 00:09:23,496 - WELL, I CERTAINLY HOPE TONIGHT'S PERFORMANCES 188 00:09:23,562 --> 00:09:26,332 ARE BETTER THAN LAST WEEK'S GHASTLY AFFAIR. 189 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:27,733 [AUDIENCE BOOING] 190 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:28,734 - NICE OUTFIT. 191 00:09:28,801 --> 00:09:31,504 ISN'T IT GAUCHE TO WEAR BROWN AFTER LABOR DAY? 192 00:09:31,570 --> 00:09:32,438 [AUDIENCE LAUGHS] 193 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:33,372 - I DON'T KNOW, RYAN. 194 00:09:33,439 --> 00:09:35,374 ISN'T IT GAUCHE TO BE A COMPLETE DOUCHEBAG 195 00:09:35,441 --> 00:09:36,943 ON NATIONAL TV EACH WEEK? 196 00:09:37,009 --> 00:09:38,377 - NOT WHEN YOU'RE PAID LIKE ME. 197 00:09:38,444 --> 00:09:41,347 IT'S TIME FOR OUR FIRST PERFORMANCE OF THE EVENING. 198 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,316 HERE'S BOB MARLEY. 199 00:09:43,382 --> 00:09:45,918 [MOANING] 200 00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:52,091 [POLICE SIREN] 201 00:09:52,825 --> 00:09:53,659 - YEAH, DAWG. 202 00:09:53,726 --> 00:09:54,961 YOU DID YOUR THING. 203 00:09:55,027 --> 00:09:56,128 - MARMALADE. 204 00:09:56,195 --> 00:09:57,396 - DREADFUL. 205 00:09:57,463 --> 00:10:00,032 - DON'T FORGET TO TEXT MESSAGE YOUR VOTES AT THE END OF THE SHOW 206 00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:03,069 BECAUSE PHONE COMPANIES MAKE FAR MORE MONEY THAT WAY. 207 00:10:03,135 --> 00:10:04,103 IT'S TIME TO CHECK IN NOW 208 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:06,739 WITH OUR VERY OWN ROVING REPORTER KRISTIN HOLT. 209 00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:09,709 WHAT KIND OF HIJINKS ARE GOING ON BACKSTAGE, KRISTIN? 210 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:11,811 - RYAN, THE ZOMBIES ARE GOING WILD 211 00:10:11,877 --> 00:10:15,481 AFTER ONE OF THE CHILDREN FROM THE GRANT A WISH FOUNDATION 212 00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:17,850 FELL AND CRACKED HIS HEAD OPEN. 213 00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:19,285 - BRAINS. 214 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:23,255 - IT'S LIKE SOME KIND OF FEEDING FRENZY. 215 00:10:23,322 --> 00:10:24,991 - L.A. WOMAN... 216 00:10:25,057 --> 00:10:26,459 - AAH! AAH! 217 00:10:26,525 --> 00:10:28,294 AAH! 218 00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:32,665 - THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO STOP A ZOMBIE. 219 00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:35,935 BLOW THEY'RE [BLEEP] HEAD'S OFF, BABY. 220 00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:36,969 - DON'T FORGET TO TELL THEM ABOUT 221 00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:40,973 ALL THE GREAT DEALS AT RADIO SHED, VING. 222 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:55,221 - DON'T FORGET TO VOTE, EVERYBODY. 223 00:10:55,287 --> 00:10:57,490 GOOD NIGHT FROM "ZOMBIE IDOL." 224 00:10:57,556 --> 00:10:59,325 SEACREST OUT. 225 00:11:08,634 --> 00:11:09,869 - BRAINS. 226 00:11:09,935 --> 00:11:12,638 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLY BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 227 00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:16,308 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 228 00:11:16,375 --> 00:11:19,245 [CHICKENS CLUCKING THEME SONG] 229 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:24,784 - BAWK! 230 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:27,353 - BUCK.