WEBVTT X-TIMESTAMP-MAP=LOCAL:00:00:00.000,MPEGTS:9000 00:00:02.502 --> 00:00:06.573 line:85% position:50% size:23% [THUNDER] 00:00:08.441 --> 00:00:10.310 line:10% position:43% size:25% [WHIRRING] 00:00:17.450 --> 00:00:20.186 line:85% position:48% size:33% - IT'S ALIVE! 00:00:33.867 --> 00:00:37.203 line:10% position:50% size:68% CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 00:00:37.270 --> 00:00:39.539 line:85% position:50% size:48% [MONKEY SCREECHING] 00:00:41.775 --> 00:00:44.677 line:85% position:50% size:58% - OH! I WANT MY SUNDAE. 00:00:44.744 --> 00:00:47.680 line:85% position:45% size:28% PFFT! UHHH! 00:00:47.747 --> 00:00:50.650 line:85% position:50% size:35% [HARP PLAYING] 00:00:57.357 --> 00:00:59.559 line:85% position:48% size:15% [DING] 00:01:03.963 --> 00:01:05.632 line:79% position:30% size:40% align:start - WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? 00:01:05.698 --> 00:01:06.666 line:85% position:50% size:73% - IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 00:01:06.733 --> 00:01:09.869 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start - NONE OF MY BUSINESS? IT ISN'T MY BUSINESS THAT-- 00:01:09.936 --> 00:01:11.604 line:85% position:50% size:78% - ARE YOU REALLY A TOOTH FAIRY? 00:01:11.671 --> 00:01:13.239 line:85% position:45% size:28% - UM, YEAH. 00:01:13.306 --> 00:01:14.107 line:85% position:48% size:55% - DAMN RIGHT IT ISN'T. 00:01:14.174 --> 00:01:15.175 line:79% position:50% size:60% - MAYBE YOU'RE RATHER BE WITH YOUR WHORE. 00:01:15.241 --> 00:01:16.576 line:85% position:50% size:78% - DON'T YOU DARE CALL HER THAT. 00:01:16.643 --> 00:01:19.846 line:79% position:50% size:63% - YOU ADMIT IT! YOU UNBELIEVABLE BASTARD. 00:01:19.913 --> 00:01:20.713 line:79% position:30% size:33% align:start - THAT IS IT! [SMACK] 00:01:20.780 --> 00:01:22.682 line:79% position:23% size:53% align:start I'M GONNA SHUT YOU UP ONCE AND FOR ALL. 00:01:22.749 --> 00:01:23.483 line:85% position:45% size:50% - YOU PUT THAT DOWN! 00:01:23.550 --> 00:01:25.185 line:79% position:20% size:60% align:start - GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! YOU GET OUT! 00:01:25.251 --> 00:01:26.586 line:85% position:50% size:23% [GUNSHOT] 00:01:26.653 --> 00:01:28.588 line:85% position:48% size:15% [THUD] 00:01:28.655 --> 00:01:29.622 line:85% position:48% size:15% - SHH. 00:01:29.689 --> 00:01:31.791 line:85% position:50% size:58% - WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 00:01:31.858 --> 00:01:33.293 line:85% position:50% size:58% GET OFF ME. GET OFF ME. 00:01:33.359 --> 00:01:36.629 line:85% position:48% size:33% AAH! UH! AAH! 00:01:36.696 --> 00:01:37.697 line:85% position:50% size:23% [GUNSHOT] 00:01:37.764 --> 00:01:39.799 line:85% position:48% size:15% [THUD] 00:01:41.000 --> 00:01:43.303 line:85% position:45% size:28% [FOOTSTEPS] 00:01:46.005 --> 00:01:48.174 line:85% position:45% size:28% - [EXHALES] 00:01:51.177 --> 00:01:51.945 line:85% position:48% size:15% [DING] 00:01:52.011 --> 00:01:54.547 line:85% position:43% size:45% - YOU BE GOOD NOW. 00:01:57.750 --> 00:02:00.854 line:79% position:50% size:63% - YOU ADMIT IT! YOU UNBELIEVABLE BASTARD! 00:02:00.920 --> 00:02:01.721 line:79% position:30% size:33% align:start - THAT IS IT! [SMACK] 00:02:01.788 --> 00:02:03.857 line:79% position:23% size:53% align:start I'M GONNA SHUT YOU UP ONCE AND FOR ALL. 00:02:03.923 --> 00:02:04.791 line:85% position:45% size:50% - YOU PUT THAT DOWN! 00:02:04.858 --> 00:02:05.892 line:85% position:50% size:60% - GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! 00:02:05.959 --> 00:02:08.862 line:85% position:43% size:45% [GUNSHOT AND THUD] 00:02:09.162 --> 00:02:10.163 line:85% position:48% size:15% - SHH. 00:02:10.230 --> 00:02:11.698 line:85% position:50% size:58% - WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 00:02:11.764 --> 00:02:14.100 line:85% position:50% size:35% [GLASS BREAKS] 00:02:14.167 --> 00:02:14.968 line:85% position:48% size:15% [THUD] 00:02:15.034 --> 00:02:17.337 line:85% position:48% size:33% AAH! UH! AAH! 00:02:17.403 --> 00:02:18.471 line:85% position:50% size:23% [GUNSHOT] 00:02:18.538 --> 00:02:20.206 line:85% position:48% size:15% [THUD] 00:02:21.975 --> 00:02:23.343 line:85% position:45% size:28% [FOOTSTEPS] 00:02:23.409 --> 00:02:24.410 line:85% position:48% size:33% - HEY, CHAMP. 00:02:24.477 --> 00:02:29.048 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start UH, OK. PACK UP. YOU AND ME ARE GOING ON A VACATION, 00:02:29.115 --> 00:02:30.817 line:85% position:43% size:45% UH, TO DISNEYLAND. 00:02:30.884 --> 00:02:32.585 line:85% position:45% size:50% - IS--IS MOM COMING? 00:02:32.652 --> 00:02:34.821 line:85% position:48% size:33% - DISNEYLAND! 00:02:35.455 --> 00:02:37.891 line:79% position:20% size:58% align:start - I'M GONNA SHUT YOU UP ONCE AND FOR ALL! 00:02:37.957 --> 00:02:38.825 line:85% position:45% size:50% - YOU PUT THAT DOWN! 00:02:38.892 --> 00:02:40.059 line:85% position:50% size:60% - GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME. 00:02:40.126 --> 00:02:41.127 line:85% position:50% size:23% [GUNSHOT] 00:02:41.194 --> 00:02:42.695 line:85% position:48% size:15% [THUD] 00:02:43.162 --> 00:02:43.796 line:85% position:48% size:15% - SHH. 00:02:43.863 --> 00:02:45.164 line:85% position:50% size:58% - WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 00:02:45.231 --> 00:02:47.000 line:79% position:50% size:40% HEY, GET OFF ME. [SMACK] 00:02:47.066 --> 00:02:48.935 line:85% position:50% size:23% AAH! UHH! 00:02:49.002 --> 00:02:49.969 line:85% position:50% size:18% [SIREN] 00:02:50.036 --> 00:02:51.037 line:85% position:50% size:23% [GUNSHOT] 00:02:51.104 --> 00:02:52.005 line:85% position:48% size:15% [THUD] 00:02:52.071 --> 00:02:52.939 line:85% position:50% size:18% [SIREN] 00:02:53.006 --> 00:02:55.208 line:85% position:45% size:28% [FOOTSTEPS] 00:02:56.209 --> 00:02:57.176 line:85% position:48% size:15% [THUD] 00:02:57.243 --> 00:02:57.944 line:85% position:50% size:23% - FREEZE! 00:02:58.011 --> 00:03:00.346 line:85% position:48% size:75% - FREEZE? WHEN I DROP A FAIRY? 00:03:00.413 --> 00:03:03.316 line:79% position:43% size:65% YOU KNOW I AM ONLY GETTING STARTED, MOTHERF-- 00:03:03.383 --> 00:03:05.118 line:79% position:45% size:50% - HEY! SIR, PUT DOWN THE WEAPON. 00:03:05.184 --> 00:03:06.886 line:85% position:50% size:50% PUT DOWN THE WEAPON. 00:03:06.953 --> 00:03:09.088 line:85% position:43% size:25% [GUNSHOTS] 00:03:09.155 --> 00:03:10.590 line:79% position:30% size:40% align:start - STAY DOWN! - ON THE GROUND! 00:03:10.657 --> 00:03:11.558 line:79% position:45% size:48% - SPREAD YOUR LEGS. DON'T MOVE. 00:03:11.624 --> 00:03:13.159 line:79% position:50% size:55% PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK, SIR. 00:03:13.226 --> 00:03:14.193 line:85% position:45% size:48% [HANDCUFFS LOCKING] 00:03:14.260 --> 00:03:15.361 line:85% position:50% size:43% [CAR DOORS CLOSE] 00:03:15.428 --> 00:03:17.330 line:85% position:50% size:38% [ENGINE STARTS] 00:03:17.397 --> 00:03:19.399 line:85% position:50% size:18% [SIREN] 00:03:19.465 --> 00:03:22.035 line:85% position:43% size:45% [CAR DRIVING AWAY] 00:03:28.441 --> 00:03:30.276 line:85% position:50% size:35% [BAND PLAYING] 00:03:30.343 --> 00:03:31.177 line:85% position:43% size:25% [CHEERING] 00:03:31.244 --> 00:03:34.080 line:79% position:43% size:65% CONGRATULATIONS! THIS IS THE DARKEST SKETCH 00:03:34.147 --> 00:03:35.181 line:85% position:50% size:55% IN TELEVISION HISTORY! 00:03:35.248 --> 00:03:40.286 line:79% position:50% size:78% - DARKEST SKETCH! DARKEST SKETCH! DARKEST SKETCH! 00:03:41.588 --> 00:03:45.592 line:79% position:20% size:55% align:start - WHOO! I DID IT! DID YOU GUYS GET THAT? 00:03:45.658 --> 00:03:47.594 line:85% position:48% size:73% - DARLING, WILL YOU MARRY ME? 00:03:47.660 --> 00:03:48.661 line:85% position:45% size:28% - [AH-CHOO] 00:03:48.728 --> 00:03:49.662 line:85% position:50% size:20% - OHH... 00:03:49.729 --> 00:03:52.699 line:85% position:50% size:20% - BRRRR. 00:03:53.166 --> 00:03:55.168 line:85% position:50% size:23% [SIPPING] 00:03:58.438 --> 00:03:59.272 line:85% position:48% size:13% - OH! 00:03:59.339 --> 00:04:01.307 line:79% position:20% size:55% align:start - UH, FOLKS, THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING. 00:04:01.374 --> 00:04:02.475 line:85% position:43% size:65% SORRY FOR THE LITTLE BUMP. 00:04:02.542 --> 00:04:05.578 line:79% position:20% size:60% align:start WE'RE JUST GOING THROUGH A LITTLE TURBULENCE, 00:04:05.645 --> 00:04:07.347 line:79% position:20% size:48% align:start AND THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 00:04:07.413 --> 00:04:09.849 line:79% position:20% size:53% align:start - THIS IS ACTUALLY MY FIRST TIME FLYING, 00:04:09.916 --> 00:04:11.184 line:85% position:50% size:58% AND I'M PRETTY NERVOUS. 00:04:11.250 --> 00:04:13.419 line:79% position:20% size:48% align:start - OH, DON'T BE. I FLY ALL THE TIME. 00:04:13.486 --> 00:04:16.389 line:85% position:48% size:75% IT'S THE SAFEST WAY TO TRAVEL. 00:04:19.225 --> 00:04:20.360 line:85% position:45% size:70% - THIS IS THE CAPTAIN AGAIN. 00:04:20.426 --> 00:04:25.298 line:79% position:48% size:73% WELL, FOLKS, THE COPILOT JUST WON'T STOP TOUCHING MY WHEEL. 00:04:25.365 --> 00:04:26.466 line:85% position:50% size:53% HE'S REALLY ANNOYING. 00:04:26.532 --> 00:04:29.469 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start - FOLKS, THIS IS THE COPILOT, AND IT'S NOT HIS WHEEL. 00:04:29.535 --> 00:04:30.970 line:85% position:50% size:63% IT'S THE AIRLINE'S WHEEL, 00:04:31.037 --> 00:04:33.339 line:79% position:20% size:45% align:start AND I CAN TOUCH IT IF I WANT TO. 00:04:33.406 --> 00:04:34.907 line:85% position:43% size:65% - THAT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD. 00:04:34.974 --> 00:04:36.242 line:85% position:48% size:55% [PASSENGERS MURMURING] 00:04:36.309 --> 00:04:36.976 line:85% position:48% size:15% - AAH! 00:04:37.043 --> 00:04:38.344 line:85% position:50% size:53% - LET GO OF MY HANDS! 00:04:38.411 --> 00:04:40.880 line:79% position:50% size:78% - WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF? STOP HITTING YOURSELF. 00:04:40.947 --> 00:04:43.383 line:85% position:48% size:13% - HI! 00:04:43.449 --> 00:04:45.985 line:79% position:18% size:63% align:start - EXCUSE ME, MR. CHICKEN, BUT CAN YOU TELL ME 00:04:46.052 --> 00:04:46.819 line:85% position:50% size:63% WHY YOU CROSSED THE ROAD? 00:04:46.886 --> 00:04:51.157 line:79% position:20% size:48% align:start - WHY, SURE, BILLY. I'LL TELL YOU. 00:04:55.261 --> 00:05:00.066 line:79% position:50% size:60% - DON'T LET THIS CAR IN. WHAT ARE YOU-- 00:05:00.133 --> 00:05:04.137 line:79% position:48% size:53% - I HAVE TO. IT'S COMMON COURTESY. 00:05:04.203 --> 00:05:06.172 line:85% position:48% size:73% - THIS TRAFFIC IS RIDICULOUS. 00:05:06.239 --> 00:05:09.575 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN MY TELEPORTER TO WORK TODAY. 00:05:09.642 --> 00:05:13.046 line:79% position:48% size:75% I HAVE A TELEPORTER, YOU KNOW. I INVENTED IT MYSELF. 00:05:13.112 --> 00:05:15.581 line:85% position:50% size:63% - BLAH, BLAH, BLEE, BLAH. 00:05:15.648 --> 00:05:19.152 line:79% position:25% size:50% align:start AND YET EVERY DAY, YOU CARPOOL WITH US. 00:05:19.218 --> 00:05:22.255 line:79% position:45% size:50% - UGH! WE'RE IN THE SLOWEST LANE! 00:05:22.321 --> 00:05:25.892 line:79% position:18% size:63% align:start OH! THIS MINIVAN IN FRONT OF US IS KILLING ME! 00:05:25.958 --> 00:05:31.631 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start OOH. AN HONOR STUDENT AT THE FANCHER ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. 00:05:31.698 --> 00:05:39.072 line:79% position:18% size:65% align:start NOTE TO SELF: BLOW UP FANCHER ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. 00:05:39.138 --> 00:05:45.378 line:85% position:43% size:65% UGH! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! 00:05:48.948 --> 00:05:50.783 line:85% position:48% size:15% - UHH. 00:05:50.850 --> 00:05:54.320 line:85% position:45% size:28% - ♪ UH UH ♪ 00:05:54.921 --> 00:05:55.722 line:85% position:45% size:10% HMM. 00:05:55.788 --> 00:05:57.623 line:85% position:45% size:28% [CHUCKLING] 00:05:58.157 --> 00:06:00.460 line:85% position:50% size:18% - GRRR! 00:06:01.360 --> 00:06:03.930 line:85% position:48% size:33% [AIR HISSING] 00:06:04.797 --> 00:06:07.433 line:85% position:50% size:55% - YOU MISSED THE KIDS. 00:06:09.335 --> 00:06:11.904 line:85% position:43% size:65% - THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. AH. 00:06:11.971 --> 00:06:13.272 line:85% position:48% size:55% - WHAT WAS A GOOD--OH! 00:06:13.339 --> 00:06:14.307 line:85% position:45% size:28% - HA HA HA! 00:06:14.373 --> 00:06:19.512 line:79% position:50% size:78% - OH! OH! IT'S BURNING MY EYES! THEY'RE WATERING. 00:06:19.579 --> 00:06:21.681 line:85% position:50% size:53% - UNLOCK THE WINDOWS! 00:06:21.748 --> 00:06:26.652 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start - BEHOLD THE GASEOUS STENCH OF SKELETOR'S BREAKFAST BURRITO! 00:06:26.719 --> 00:06:29.455 line:85% position:45% size:30% HA HA HA HA! 00:06:29.522 --> 00:06:30.923 line:85% position:45% size:28% - OH, CRAP. 00:06:30.990 --> 00:06:34.694 line:79% position:50% size:73% - OK, OK. DON'T LOOK AT THEM. JUST ACT CASUAL. 00:06:34.761 --> 00:06:37.096 line:85% position:50% size:63% - IN YOUR FACE, VILLAINS. 00:06:37.163 --> 00:06:39.198 line:85% position:43% size:25% [SHOUTING] 00:06:39.265 --> 00:06:42.969 line:85% position:50% size:75% - THIS IS EXIT 32. MERGE OVER. 00:06:43.035 --> 00:06:46.372 line:79% position:50% size:63% - I'M SIGNALING, BUT THEY WON'T LET ME IN. 00:06:46.439 --> 00:06:49.442 line:85% position:50% size:58% - IT'S COMMON COURTESY! 00:06:49.509 --> 00:06:51.344 line:85% position:50% size:38% [TIRES SCREECH] 00:06:53.212 --> 00:06:57.617 line:85% position:50% size:55% - WE ARE SO LATE, MAN. 00:06:57.683 --> 00:06:59.218 line:85% position:48% size:53% - OH, THERE'S A SPOT. 00:06:59.285 --> 00:07:00.253 line:85% position:50% size:38% [TIRES SCREECH] 00:07:00.319 --> 00:07:03.422 line:85% position:48% size:53% [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] 00:07:03.489 --> 00:07:06.993 line:79% position:20% size:50% align:start - TO HELL WITH THIS. I'M TELEPORTING. 00:07:07.059 --> 00:07:11.998 line:79% position:20% size:50% align:start - WOW. HE REALLY DID HAVE A TELEPORTER. 00:07:12.732 --> 00:07:14.333 line:85% position:45% size:30% - WHAT THE-- 00:07:14.901 --> 00:07:17.203 line:85% position:50% size:55% - BALDY! BALDY! BALDY! 00:07:17.270 --> 00:07:18.070 line:85% position:50% size:43% - SON OF A BITCH. 00:07:18.137 --> 00:07:19.238 line:85% position:43% size:65% - YOU DON'T HAVE ANY HAIR. 00:07:19.305 --> 00:07:21.040 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start - ♪ HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♪ 00:07:21.107 --> 00:07:23.576 line:79% position:50% size:80% ♪ HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♪ 00:07:23.643 --> 00:07:27.914 line:79% position:50% size:60% ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪ 00:07:27.980 --> 00:07:29.715 line:85% position:43% size:25% [APPLAUSE] 00:07:29.782 --> 00:07:33.419 line:79% position:48% size:73% - IS EVERYONE READY FOR MORE OF THOSE HYSTERICAL BLOOPERS? 00:07:33.486 --> 00:07:34.787 line:85% position:43% size:25% [LAUGHTER] 00:07:34.854 --> 00:07:37.590 line:74% position:50% size:65% YOU KNOW, THE "TODAY" SHOW HAS BEEN A TRUSTED SOURCE OF MORNING NEWS 00:07:37.657 --> 00:07:42.461 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start FOR MORE THAN 50 YEARS, BUT IT'S NOT ALWAYS BORING. 00:07:42.528 --> 00:07:43.462 line:85% position:45% size:28% JUST WATCH! 00:07:43.529 --> 00:07:45.431 line:79% position:20% size:48% align:start - AND SADLY, LING LING THE PANDA 00:07:45.498 --> 00:07:48.601 line:79% position:20% size:60% align:start WAS DESTROYED BY FEDERAL WILDLIFE OFFICIALS. 00:07:48.668 --> 00:07:49.969 line:85% position:45% size:50% IN A RELATED STORY-- 00:07:50.036 --> 00:07:52.104 line:85% position:48% size:13% - UH! 00:07:53.039 --> 00:07:53.873 line:85% position:48% size:53% - IN A RELATED STORY, 00:07:53.940 --> 00:07:55.908 line:79% position:43% size:65% TRAFFIC ON NEW YORK CITY'S BROOKLYN BRIDGE 00:07:55.975 --> 00:07:57.710 line:79% position:50% size:58% WAS BROUGHT TO A STANDSTILL TODAY-- 00:07:57.777 --> 00:07:59.645 line:85% position:50% size:38% - [TARZAN YELL] 00:08:01.681 --> 00:08:03.950 line:85% position:43% size:65% - TRAFFIC WAS BROUGHT TO-- 00:08:04.016 --> 00:08:05.218 line:85% position:48% size:13% - UH! 00:08:05.284 --> 00:08:07.486 line:85% position:43% size:25% HI, KATIE. 00:08:07.820 --> 00:08:10.723 line:85% position:50% size:63% - SOMEONE GET THE WINDEX. 00:08:10.790 --> 00:08:13.259 line:79% position:48% size:75% EVERYONE REMEMBERS "MISTER ROGERS' NEIGHBORHOOD." 00:08:13.326 --> 00:08:16.863 line:79% position:18% size:63% align:start BUT THINGS WEREN'T ALWAYS HUNKY-DORY IN THE HOOD. 00:08:16.929 --> 00:08:18.931 line:85% position:50% size:75% - DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHARING IS? 00:08:18.998 --> 00:08:21.701 line:85% position:45% size:68% SOMETIMES IT'S NICE TO--OW. 00:08:21.767 --> 00:08:24.070 line:85% position:48% size:75% PETER, COME OVER HERE, PLEASE. 00:08:24.136 --> 00:08:26.205 line:79% position:20% size:55% align:start THE TRAIN TRACK IS TOO CLOSE TO THE LAKE. 00:08:26.272 --> 00:08:28.908 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start I GOT A SHOCK. WEREN'T WE GONNA SOLVE THIS PROBLEM? 00:08:28.975 --> 00:08:32.478 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start - I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST THAT, YOU KNOW, THE LAKE IS--UH! 00:08:32.545 --> 00:08:34.146 line:79% position:20% size:48% align:start - WE'RE SOLVING THE PROBLEM, PETER. 00:08:34.213 --> 00:08:37.950 line:79% position:50% size:50% SOLVING THE PROBLEM. SOLVING THE PROBLEM. 00:08:38.017 --> 00:08:39.051 line:85% position:45% size:28% - [GASPING] 00:08:39.118 --> 00:08:41.354 line:85% position:48% size:55% - SOLVING THE PROBLEM. 00:08:42.154 --> 00:08:43.723 line:85% position:50% size:38% PROBLEM SOLVED. 00:08:43.789 --> 00:08:46.926 line:79% position:20% size:58% align:start NOW GET READY FOR ONE OF THE BIGGEST BLOOPERS 00:08:46.993 --> 00:08:47.994 line:85% position:45% size:30% OF ALL TIME! 00:08:48.060 --> 00:08:48.928 line:85% position:50% size:40% - THIS JUST IN-- 00:08:48.995 --> 00:08:51.364 line:79% position:20% size:58% align:start CNN CALLS THE STATE OF FLORIDA FOR AL GORE. 00:08:51.430 --> 00:08:55.368 line:79% position:10% size:65% align:start THAT MEANS GORE HAS WON THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION. 00:08:55.434 --> 00:08:56.769 line:85% position:50% size:43% THANK YOU, JESUS. 00:08:56.836 --> 00:08:58.671 line:85% position:48% size:73% - WE SURE DODGED THAT BULLET. 00:08:58.738 --> 00:08:59.672 line:85% position:50% size:18% - OOPS. 00:08:59.739 --> 00:09:03.910 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start THE TOP-RATED "CSI" IS FULL OF TWISTS AND TURNS, 00:09:03.976 --> 00:09:09.382 line:79% position:48% size:73% AS WELL AS ITS SHARE OF UNEXPECTED BLOOPER ACTION! 00:09:09.815 --> 00:09:11.317 line:85% position:45% size:28% - HA HA HA! 00:09:11.384 --> 00:09:13.786 line:79% position:20% size:60% align:start YOU GUYS! AW, THAT WAS-- THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY. 00:09:13.853 --> 00:09:17.623 line:79% position:45% size:50% OH, [BEEP]. I [BEEP] CUT MYSELF. 00:09:17.690 --> 00:09:20.826 line:85% position:45% size:68% IT'S REALLY BAD. IT'S DEEP. 00:09:20.893 --> 00:09:22.395 line:85% position:48% size:15% [BEEP] 00:09:22.461 --> 00:09:23.229 line:85% position:45% size:8% OW. 00:09:23.296 --> 00:09:24.530 line:79% position:20% size:50% align:start - THIS BULLET CASING SHOULDN'T BE HERE 00:09:24.597 --> 00:09:28.301 line:79% position:43% size:65% IF THE SHOOTING TOOK PLACE 10 METERS WEST. 00:09:28.367 --> 00:09:29.468 line:85% position:50% size:20% - [FART] 00:09:29.535 --> 00:09:30.503 line:85% position:45% size:28% - HA HA HA! 00:09:30.569 --> 00:09:35.841 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start - SORRY. THAT WAS ME. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. SORRY. 00:09:35.908 --> 00:09:36.642 line:85% position:48% size:15% [FART] 00:09:36.709 --> 00:09:37.977 line:85% position:50% size:43% SORRY ABOUT THAT. 00:09:38.044 --> 00:09:39.011 line:85% position:43% size:25% [LAUGHTER] 00:09:39.078 --> 00:09:41.280 line:79% position:50% size:63% - NOW IT'S TIME FOR THOSE AMAZING SPORTS BLOOPERS. 00:09:41.347 --> 00:09:43.149 line:85% position:43% size:65% THEY'RE ALWAYS A HOME RUN. 00:09:43.215 --> 00:09:46.519 line:85% position:50% size:38% [MUSIC PLAYING] 00:09:48.354 --> 00:09:49.388 line:85% position:50% size:20% - YEEAH! 00:09:49.455 --> 00:09:51.190 line:85% position:50% size:18% OH! UH! 00:09:55.628 --> 00:09:56.429 line:85% position:48% size:13% - UH! 00:09:56.495 --> 00:09:59.665 line:85% position:48% size:33% - OW! UH! AH! 00:10:14.480 --> 00:10:17.283 line:85% position:48% size:33% - [SCREAMING] 00:10:18.017 --> 00:10:20.553 line:85% position:45% size:28% - OOH! AAH! 00:10:22.154 --> 00:10:23.089 line:85% position:45% size:30% - [LAUGHTER] 00:10:23.155 --> 00:10:25.624 line:79% position:50% size:58% - THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY, BUT COME BACK NEXT TIME 00:10:25.691 --> 00:10:30.396 line:79% position:50% size:43% FOR MORE OF THOSE CA-RAZY BLOOPERS! 00:10:37.336 --> 00:10:39.438 line:85% position:50% size:63% - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 00:10:43.042 --> 00:10:46.278 line:85% position:50% size:63% [CHICKEN CLUCKING A SONG] 00:10:47.546 --> 00:10:50.716 line:85% position:50% size:60% [OTHER CHICKENS JOIN IN] 00:10:55.955 --> 00:10:57.189 line:79% position:50% size:18% - BAWK! - BAWK. 00:10:57.256 --> 00:11:00.126 line:10% position:50% size:68% CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 00:11:00.192 --> 00:11:02.428 line:10% position:18% size:63% align:start CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 00:11:02.495 --> 00:11:05.898 line:10% position:43% size:45% --www.ncicap.org--