1 00:00:06,005 --> 00:00:08,208 - [MANIACAL LAUGHING] 2 00:00:09,008 --> 00:00:10,510 - [DRILL HUMMING] 3 00:00:18,118 --> 00:00:19,686 - IT'S ALIVE! 4 00:00:22,088 --> 00:00:23,857 - [GOBBLING] 5 00:00:23,923 --> 00:00:26,926 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 6 00:00:38,338 --> 00:00:39,706 - THIS IS ME. 7 00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:42,409 AND THIS IS SETH GREEN. 8 00:00:42,475 --> 00:00:43,977 WE'RE MARRIED. 9 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,450 - HEY! KOOL-AID! 10 00:00:50,517 --> 00:00:52,018 - OH, YOU--OH! 11 00:00:52,085 --> 00:00:53,620 OH, NO! 12 00:00:59,959 --> 00:01:01,861 - WE NEED VOLTRON! 13 00:01:01,928 --> 00:01:03,129 - RIGHT AWAY. 14 00:01:03,196 --> 00:01:05,031 VOLTRON FORCE, ASSEMBLE! 15 00:01:05,098 --> 00:01:06,499 - VOLTRON! 16 00:01:11,137 --> 00:01:12,739 - SHAKE IT, BABY. 17 00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:15,008 [CHEERING] 18 00:01:16,876 --> 00:01:18,912 - KEITH, THE ENEMY SHIPS ARE FALLING BACK. 19 00:01:21,214 --> 00:01:22,348 - HEAD'S UP, TEAM. 20 00:01:23,783 --> 00:01:26,319 - [GROWLING] 21 00:01:26,386 --> 00:01:27,954 - BETTER FORM VOLTRON. 22 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:29,021 - RIGHT! 23 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:37,396 - PIDGE, GET OFF. 24 00:01:37,464 --> 00:01:38,997 - [ROARING] 25 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:42,735 - HE'S HOLDING A WEAPON! 26 00:01:45,771 --> 00:01:47,006 - ♪ LET ME SEE YOU WORK IT, WORK IT ♪ 27 00:01:47,073 --> 00:01:48,074 [BREAK DANCING MUSIC PLAYING] 28 00:01:48,140 --> 00:01:49,609 ♪ WATCH YOU WORK IT, WORK IT ♪ 29 00:01:49,676 --> 00:01:51,044 ♪ BACK AGAIN, IT'S THE ROBEAST DIGGER DIGGER ♪ 30 00:01:51,110 --> 00:01:53,146 ♪ KING SIZE BLING ON MY KING SIZE TRIGGER FINGER ♪ 31 00:01:53,213 --> 00:01:54,981 ♪ THROW AWAY THE LAW NO RHYME ON HIS PUNISHMENT ♪ 32 00:01:55,048 --> 00:01:56,883 ♪ CRISTAL BANGIN, AND MY PAPER KEEP THE HONEY'S GRINNIN ♪ 33 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,852 - WE JUST GOT SERVED, TEAM. 34 00:01:58,918 --> 00:02:00,854 - VOLTRON, REPRESENT! 35 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:02,455 - [BREAK DANCING MUSIC CONTINUES] 36 00:02:02,522 --> 00:02:03,990 ♪ WHY ARE YOU ♪ 37 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:05,959 ♪ GONNA FRONT LIKE A PUNK THAT'S GOT MAD SKILLS? ♪ 38 00:02:06,025 --> 00:02:07,861 ♪ YOU, DAT BITCH ♪ 39 00:02:07,926 --> 00:02:09,863 ♪ STICK YOUR ASS ON THE BLOCK TRYING TO PAY THOSE BILLS ♪ 40 00:02:09,929 --> 00:02:11,131 ♪ WHEN I DROP THIS BASE ♪ 41 00:02:11,197 --> 00:02:12,265 ♪ SIX HOUR FORCE ON TO GET WORK ♪ 42 00:02:12,332 --> 00:02:13,266 ♪ LIKE HEARTBREAK RIDGE ♪ 43 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:14,868 ♪ I'M GONNA BUST YOUR FACE ♪ 44 00:02:14,934 --> 00:02:17,303 ♪ WIPING UP YOUR BLOOD WITH THE PANTIES THAT I STOLE FROM BENZ ♪ 45 00:02:17,370 --> 00:02:19,606 ♪ HO HO HO HO HO ♪ 46 00:02:19,672 --> 00:02:21,074 ♪ WORK IT OUT ♪ 47 00:02:21,140 --> 00:02:23,376 ♪ HO HO HO HO HO ♪ 48 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:24,744 ♪ WORK IT OUT ♪ 49 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:27,113 ♪ HO HO HO HO HO ♪ 50 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:28,281 ♪ WORK IT OUT ♪ 51 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:32,719 ♪ BACK TO YOUR ASS PUT A DENT IN A ROBOT ♪ 52 00:02:32,785 --> 00:02:34,687 ♪ YOU WANNA WISH, GET A VACUUM ROBOT ♪ 53 00:02:34,754 --> 00:02:36,422 ♪ SHOCK TO THE DOME, PUT A BLOCK IN A ROBOT ♪ 54 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:38,291 ♪ SIX FEET UNDER IN A GRAVE, ROBOT ♪ 55 00:02:38,358 --> 00:02:40,660 ♪ HO HO HO HO HO ♪ 56 00:02:40,727 --> 00:02:41,995 ♪ WORK IT OUT ♪ 57 00:02:42,061 --> 00:02:44,430 ♪ HO HO HO HO HO ♪ 58 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:45,798 ♪ WORK IT OUT ♪ 59 00:02:45,865 --> 00:02:48,201 ♪ HO HO HO HO HO ♪ 60 00:02:48,268 --> 00:02:49,369 ♪ WORK IT OUT ♪ 61 00:02:51,638 --> 00:02:53,305 ♪ LET ME SEE YOU WORK IT, WORK ♪ 62 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:55,141 ♪ GET ON THE FLOOR AND WORK IT, WORK IT ♪ 63 00:02:55,208 --> 00:02:57,043 ♪ ARE YOU EVER GONNA WORK IT, WORK IT? ♪ 64 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:59,012 ♪ COME ON, MAN, JUST WORK IT OUT ♪ 65 00:02:59,078 --> 00:03:00,780 ♪ LET ME SEE YOU WORK IT, WORK IT ♪ 66 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,749 ♪ I WANNA WATCH YOU WORK IT, WORK IT ♪ 67 00:03:02,815 --> 00:03:04,517 ♪ HERE'S A DOLLAR, NOW WORK IT, WORK IT ♪ 68 00:03:04,584 --> 00:03:06,185 - [LAUGHING] ♪ JUST WORK IT OUT! ♪ 69 00:03:08,154 --> 00:03:09,889 ♪ COME ON MAN, JUST WORK IT OUT! ♪♪ 70 00:03:09,956 --> 00:03:11,558 - WE'RE OUT OF MOVES! 71 00:03:11,624 --> 00:03:13,593 TIME FOR A DESPERATION MEASURE, TEAM. 72 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:25,238 - SERVED! SERVED! SERVED! SERVED! SERVED! SERVED! 73 00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:27,440 - [LAUGHS] 74 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:37,283 - HEY, WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, BE-ATCH?! HUH? HUH? 75 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:42,155 - AND IN OTHER NEWS TONIGHT, VOLTRON GOT TOTALLY SERVED. 76 00:03:42,221 --> 00:03:44,656 - DAMN! 77 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:46,926 - [LAUGHING] 78 00:03:53,132 --> 00:03:54,801 - THIS IS ME. 79 00:03:54,867 --> 00:03:57,236 AND THIS IS STALIN. 80 00:03:57,303 --> 00:03:58,871 WE'RE MARRIED. 81 00:03:58,938 --> 00:04:00,306 - [GIGGLING] 82 00:04:00,373 --> 00:04:01,608 I HOPE YOU BROUGHT PROTECTION. 83 00:04:01,674 --> 00:04:03,576 - YEAH. YOU ARE SO HOT. 84 00:04:03,643 --> 00:04:04,577 GET IN HERE. 85 00:04:04,644 --> 00:04:06,879 - [CRYING] 86 00:04:10,950 --> 00:04:13,086 - THE MONGOOSE MAY BE SMALL, 87 00:04:13,152 --> 00:04:16,389 BUT HE'S ONE OF THE FIERCEST KILLERS IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM. 88 00:04:21,793 --> 00:04:23,763 - [SQUAWKS] 89 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:29,769 - WHEN THE MONGOOSE FINALLY SPOTS ITS TARGET, 90 00:04:29,836 --> 00:04:33,640 THE STRIKE IS PRECISE AND DEADLY. 91 00:04:37,076 --> 00:04:38,411 [GUN SHOT] 92 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:39,879 - THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN SHOT. 93 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:41,981 REPEAT. THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN SHOT. 94 00:04:42,048 --> 00:04:44,050 - [SIRENS BLARING] 95 00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:47,754 - [LAUGHING] 96 00:04:51,057 --> 00:04:52,759 - NO ANIMAL IS IMMUNE 97 00:04:52,825 --> 00:04:55,561 FROM THE TORMENTING CACKLE OF THE HYENA. 98 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:58,898 - [CACKLING] 99 00:05:03,002 --> 00:05:04,837 [CACKLING] 100 00:05:06,005 --> 00:05:08,274 LOOK AT HIM! HE WAS SO FRIGGIN' FAT. 101 00:05:08,341 --> 00:05:10,710 - [GROWLING] 102 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:14,380 - [CACKLING] 103 00:05:14,447 --> 00:05:15,815 SOME KING OF THE JUNGLE. 104 00:05:15,882 --> 00:05:17,183 - [ROARING] 105 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:18,484 - HE NEEDS A MOUSE TO HELP. 106 00:05:18,551 --> 00:05:20,453 [CACKLE SLOWLY ENDING] 107 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:21,754 UH-OH. 108 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:24,323 OW! OW! 109 00:05:28,394 --> 00:05:29,595 [LAUGHING] 110 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:31,230 UH, YES, HI. 111 00:05:31,297 --> 00:05:33,199 I'D LIKE TO REPORT A DOMESTIC DISTURBANCE. 112 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:35,068 - BUT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! 113 00:05:35,134 --> 00:05:37,837 - OFFICER, NO! HE NEVER LAID A PAW ON ME. 114 00:05:37,904 --> 00:05:40,206 I SWEAR! YOU--YOU CAN'T! 115 00:05:41,741 --> 00:05:43,142 - [KISSING SOUND] 116 00:05:43,209 --> 00:05:45,611 SO...SINGLE, HUH? 117 00:05:50,082 --> 00:05:52,085 - [CHEERING] 118 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,862 - TRULY, THE LEMMING IS NATURE'S RETARD. 119 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:06,065 - [CHEERING] 120 00:06:08,701 --> 00:06:10,737 - TO FREEDOM! 121 00:06:10,803 --> 00:06:12,238 - LET'S GO BACK TO YOUR PLACE. 122 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:14,040 - DO YOU HAVE ANY CONDOMS? 123 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:15,775 - WHO NEEDS CONDOMS? 124 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:23,649 - PATTY CAKE, PATTY CAKE, BAKER'S MAN... 125 00:06:23,716 --> 00:06:26,152 - OW! OW! A LITTLE HELP? 126 00:06:27,386 --> 00:06:32,525 - THE YEAR IS 1966, AND WALT DISNEY IS DEAD! 127 00:06:32,592 --> 00:06:34,927 THE BELOVED CARTOONIST, MOVIE MAKER, 128 00:06:34,994 --> 00:06:37,063 AND HERO TO THE AMERICAN FAMILY 129 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:40,533 LEFT SPECIFIC INSTRUCTIONS TO BE CARRIED OUT UPON HIS DEATH. 130 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,635 - OK. DO IT. 131 00:06:42,702 --> 00:06:44,771 - [CHAINSAW REVVING] 132 00:06:48,841 --> 00:06:51,677 - DID HE REALLY SAY THIS SHOULD BE DONE WITH A CHAINSAW? 133 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:53,880 - NEVER QUESTION HIM. 134 00:06:53,946 --> 00:06:57,784 - THE PUBLIC WOULD NEVER KNOW WHAT MAD EXPERIMENTS TOOK PLACE 135 00:06:57,850 --> 00:07:00,820 UNDER THE MATTERHORN THAT DAY. 136 00:07:00,887 --> 00:07:02,955 - [ELECTRICAL CRACKLING] 137 00:07:05,658 --> 00:07:06,826 - DID IT WORK? 138 00:07:09,729 --> 00:07:13,966 - I...HUNGER! 139 00:07:14,033 --> 00:07:17,336 - BRING IN THE FIRST CUBAN CHILD. 140 00:07:17,403 --> 00:07:19,972 - [CHILD STAMMERING] 141 00:07:20,039 --> 00:07:23,042 - WALT DISNEY MUST FEED! 142 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:24,610 - NO! NO, NO! NO! 143 00:07:24,677 --> 00:07:25,912 AYUDAME! 144 00:07:25,978 --> 00:07:28,614 - YES. YES! 145 00:07:28,681 --> 00:07:29,816 YES! 146 00:07:29,882 --> 00:07:31,884 - [CHILD SCREAMING] 147 00:07:33,486 --> 00:07:37,256 - AS THE YEARS WENT BY, DISNEY'S POWER WOULD GROW. 148 00:07:37,323 --> 00:07:40,092 HE DEMANDED A DISNEY PARK BE BUILT IN FLORIDA 149 00:07:40,159 --> 00:07:42,862 SO HE COULD BE CLOSER TO HIS CUBAN FOOD SUPPLY. 150 00:07:42,929 --> 00:07:44,730 - [WHIMPERING] 151 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,504 - SIR, I NEED YOUR APPROVAL ON THESE EXPANSION PLANS. 152 00:07:51,571 --> 00:07:53,372 - BUSY! EATING! 153 00:07:53,439 --> 00:07:56,042 - YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING! YOU GOT THAT? 154 00:07:56,108 --> 00:07:58,477 - GOD HELP ME! OOH! 155 00:08:00,179 --> 00:08:03,182 - WALT DISNEY'S LUST FOR THE FLESH OF CUBAN CHILDREN 156 00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:07,086 WAS KEPT UNDER CONTROL UNTIL ONE FATEFUL DAY. 157 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:09,322 - THE LONG JOURNEY OF ELIAN GONZALES 158 00:08:09,388 --> 00:08:11,891 HAS FINALLY COME TO A CLOSE. 159 00:08:11,958 --> 00:08:14,360 AFTER BEING TAKEN BY FEDERAL AGENTS 160 00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:16,562 FROM HIS TEMPORARY HOME IN MIAMI, 161 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:20,233 LITTLE ELIAN HAS BEEN REUNITED WITH HIS FAMILY IN CUBA. 162 00:08:20,299 --> 00:08:23,569 - ELIAN? ELIAN! 163 00:08:23,636 --> 00:08:26,839 NO! NOO! 164 00:08:26,906 --> 00:08:29,609 ARGH! 165 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:33,246 ELIAN! 166 00:08:38,683 --> 00:08:40,419 - [TIRES SCREECH] 167 00:08:47,827 --> 00:08:49,195 - [ALARM SOUNDS] 168 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:51,130 - ANDALE! ANDALE! ARRIBA! ARRIBA! 169 00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:56,502 - UGH! 170 00:08:57,536 --> 00:08:59,071 - [SPEAKING SPANISH] 171 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:08,214 - [SCREAMING] 172 00:09:09,682 --> 00:09:11,784 - [SCREAMING] 173 00:09:11,851 --> 00:09:14,487 - ELIAN! 174 00:09:24,330 --> 00:09:25,898 - HERE I AM. 175 00:09:25,965 --> 00:09:27,400 - ELIAN? 176 00:09:27,466 --> 00:09:30,803 - IF IT WILL STOP THE DEVASTATION 177 00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:33,172 ON MY BELOVED CUBAN PEOPLE, 178 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:35,775 I WILL SACRIFICE MYSELF TO YOU. 179 00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:40,479 - DIE, AMERICAN BEAST! 180 00:09:40,546 --> 00:09:41,614 - AAH! 181 00:09:42,648 --> 00:09:44,917 - [CHEERING] 182 00:09:44,984 --> 00:09:49,021 - WE MUST ALWAYS REMEMBER THE SACRIFICES MADE TODAY 183 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:50,923 BY THE BRAVE CUBAN SOLDIERS 184 00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:54,260 WHOSE DEATHS WILL NOT BE KNOWN OUTSIDE OF CUBA 185 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:56,729 THANKS TO THE AMERICAN EMBARGO. 186 00:09:56,796 --> 00:09:58,097 - [GUNSHOT] 187 00:09:58,164 --> 00:10:01,534 - I LOVE DOING THAT. 188 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:04,170 - [GUNSHOTS] 189 00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:06,939 - TRASH. TRASH. NOT MINE. GARBAGE. 190 00:10:07,006 --> 00:10:08,874 GARBAGE. NOT MINE. OOH! WE'LL TAKE THAT. 191 00:10:12,378 --> 00:10:13,779 - HUH. 192 00:10:20,419 --> 00:10:22,755 - ["1812 OVERTURE" PLAYING] 193 00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:25,825 - I GOT IT! I GOT IT! OOH! 194 00:10:27,893 --> 00:10:29,228 - TO BE...OOH! 195 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,063 - [ROARING] 196 00:10:41,273 --> 00:10:42,375 - OW! 197 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:45,745 - OW! - OOH! 198 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:46,846 - AH! - EEH! 199 00:10:46,912 --> 00:10:49,849 - UGH! UGH! UGH! UGH! UGH! 200 00:10:51,851 --> 00:10:52,785 - OOH! 201 00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:54,220 - AAH! 202 00:10:54,286 --> 00:10:55,588 - [CRYING] 203 00:10:58,691 --> 00:11:00,393 - UGH! 204 00:11:02,261 --> 00:11:03,262 - [MUSIC ENDS] 205 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:06,866 - THANK YOU. THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH--OOH! 206 00:11:06,932 --> 00:11:09,101 OH-HO! 207 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:11,704 - [GOBBLING] 208 00:11:11,771 --> 00:11:14,774 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 209 00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:25,051 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 210 00:11:27,686 --> 00:11:29,188 - STUPID MONKEY.