1 00:00:05,338 --> 00:00:08,308 [LAUGHING] 2 00:00:08,375 --> 00:00:10,910 [WHIRRING] 3 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:17,517 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 4 00:00:17,584 --> 00:00:19,953 - IT'S ALIVE! 5 00:00:37,670 --> 00:00:39,672 - MY NAME IS GEORGE W. BUSH, 6 00:00:39,739 --> 00:00:41,141 AND I APPROVED THIS MESSAGE. 7 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:43,843 TACOS RULE. 8 00:00:46,045 --> 00:00:46,846 - AAGH! 9 00:00:46,913 --> 00:00:48,448 - THIS IS YOUR BRAIN. 10 00:00:48,515 --> 00:00:50,383 AND THIS IS HEROIN. 11 00:00:50,450 --> 00:00:54,354 THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR BRAIN ON HEROIN. 12 00:00:56,189 --> 00:00:58,725 AND THIS IS WHAT YOUR BODY GOES THROUGH. 13 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:00,460 BUT IT'S NOT OVER YET. 14 00:01:00,527 --> 00:01:02,762 THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR GRADES... 15 00:01:02,829 --> 00:01:04,030 TO YOUR FRIENDS... 16 00:01:04,096 --> 00:01:04,798 AND ALL YOUR STUFF! 17 00:01:04,864 --> 00:01:05,899 THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE PROFITS 18 00:01:05,965 --> 00:01:07,033 FROM YOUR GRANDMA'S BAKE SALE! 19 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:09,102 THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE WORLD ECONOMY. 20 00:01:09,169 --> 00:01:11,604 AND YOUR BOYFRIEND GIVES YOU HERPES SIMPLEX A! 21 00:01:11,670 --> 00:01:14,841 AND YOU END UP GETTING A STUPID TATTOO OF A UNICORN 22 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:16,376 ON YOUR LEFT ASS CHEEK 23 00:01:16,443 --> 00:01:18,945 THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A BITCHIN' FIREBIRD, 24 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:23,183 BUT YOU WERE TOO STRUNG OUT TO NOTICE AT THE TIME! 25 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:26,119 [CAR ALARM BEEPING] 26 00:01:26,186 --> 00:01:28,755 [WHIMPERING] 27 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:34,327 - WE JUST WANT TO HELP! 28 00:01:34,394 --> 00:01:37,063 - THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO FAMILY VALUES! 29 00:01:37,130 --> 00:01:39,933 THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE POLLEN COUNT! 30 00:01:39,999 --> 00:01:41,668 ANY QUESTIONS?! 31 00:01:41,734 --> 00:01:44,471 ANY QUESTIONS?! 32 00:01:48,107 --> 00:01:49,175 - THIS IS THE SPOT! 33 00:01:49,241 --> 00:01:51,878 THE DECEPTICONS ARE USING THE DAM BELOW 34 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,447 TO STOCKPILE ENERGON CUBES. 35 00:01:54,514 --> 00:01:57,350 - MEGATRON MUST BE STOPPED! 36 00:01:57,417 --> 00:02:00,753 AUTOBOTS, TRANSFORM AND ROL-- 37 00:02:00,820 --> 00:02:03,089 OH! HOLD ON A SECOND! 38 00:02:04,557 --> 00:02:07,126 [URINATING] 39 00:02:11,264 --> 00:02:13,466 [TOILET FLUSHES] 40 00:02:13,533 --> 00:02:14,434 - ARE YOU OK? 41 00:02:14,501 --> 00:02:16,469 - LET'S GET 'EM! 42 00:02:23,009 --> 00:02:25,211 - I SHOT THE HELL OUT OF THAT GUY! 43 00:02:25,278 --> 00:02:26,012 [LAUGHTER] 44 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:27,881 - GOOD JOB, EVERYONE! 45 00:02:27,947 --> 00:02:29,516 MEGATRON WAS DEFEATED 46 00:02:29,582 --> 00:02:33,186 WITH ONLY 50 HUMANS KILLED IN THE CROSSFIRE. 47 00:02:33,253 --> 00:02:34,521 A NEW RECORD! 48 00:02:34,587 --> 00:02:37,323 - HURRAY! - HURRAY! 49 00:02:38,925 --> 00:02:39,893 - HEY, PROWL, 50 00:02:39,959 --> 00:02:40,760 HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW OFTEN 51 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:43,663 PRIME NEEDS TO DRAIN THE LIZARD NOWADAYS? 52 00:02:43,730 --> 00:02:45,932 - YEAH, HE MUST BE FRENCH, 53 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,400 BECAUSE HE'S A-PEEIN'. 54 00:02:47,466 --> 00:02:48,301 HA HA HA. 55 00:02:48,368 --> 00:02:49,936 - I THINK THAT JOKE GOES: 56 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,271 "YOU'RE-A-PEEIN'." 57 00:02:51,337 --> 00:02:52,472 - HA HA HA. 58 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:54,541 BUT I'M NOT. 59 00:02:54,607 --> 00:02:55,341 - UGH. 60 00:02:55,408 --> 00:02:57,977 SUCH A RETARDICON. 61 00:02:58,043 --> 00:02:59,812 [URINATING] 62 00:02:59,879 --> 00:03:00,613 - UH-OH. 63 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,582 I DIDN'T THINK GOING TO THE BATHROOM 64 00:03:02,649 --> 00:03:03,850 SO OFTEN WAS A PROBLEM, 65 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:07,420 BUT JUST TODAY, I SAW BLOOD IN MY URINE. 66 00:03:07,487 --> 00:03:08,353 - EW! 67 00:03:08,421 --> 00:03:10,790 WELL, I'D BETTER HAVE A LOOK. 68 00:03:12,358 --> 00:03:14,193 - OW! OH! 69 00:03:14,260 --> 00:03:15,495 OH! 70 00:03:15,562 --> 00:03:17,630 USING THE WHOLE FIST, DOC? 71 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:18,998 - IT'S WHAT I FEARED: 72 00:03:19,065 --> 00:03:20,500 PROSTATE CANCER-- 73 00:03:20,567 --> 00:03:21,401 AND IT'S ADVANCED. 74 00:03:21,466 --> 00:03:24,704 I'M SORRY, PRIME, BUT YOU'RE GOING TO DIE. 75 00:03:33,279 --> 00:03:35,815 [SOBBING] 76 00:03:45,024 --> 00:03:47,560 [SOBBING] 77 00:03:49,996 --> 00:03:52,498 [ALL CRYING] 78 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:55,335 [EKG MACHINE FLATLINES] 79 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:58,438 - HI. I'M OPTIMUS PRIME. 80 00:03:58,504 --> 00:04:01,107 WHAT YOU'VE JUST SEEN IS A DRAMATIZATION 81 00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:04,243 OF WHAT YOU, YOUR FRIENDS, AND YOUR FAMILY GO THROUGH 82 00:04:04,310 --> 00:04:07,814 IF YOU DON'T GET REGULAR PROSTATE EXAMS. 83 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:13,219 NOW, WE TRANSFORMERS DON'T HAVE ORGANIC INTERNAL ORGANS 84 00:04:13,286 --> 00:04:15,154 AND CAN'T GET CANCER. 85 00:04:15,221 --> 00:04:16,789 BUT YOU DO... 86 00:04:16,856 --> 00:04:18,358 AND YOU CAN. 87 00:04:18,423 --> 00:04:21,861 - SO, GET YOUR ASS CHECKED OUT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE, TURKEYS! 88 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:22,695 - THIS HAS BEEN A MESSAGE FROM 89 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:24,130 THE CYBERTRONIAN MEDICAL ASSOCIATION. 90 00:04:24,197 --> 00:04:27,300 - REALITY TV HAS NEVER BEEN THIS HONEST, 91 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:29,369 THIS BRUTAL! 92 00:04:30,036 --> 00:04:31,170 COMING SOON... 93 00:04:31,237 --> 00:04:34,807 IT'S "THE WORLD'S MOST ONE-SIDED FISTFIGHTS CAUGHT ON FILM!" 94 00:04:34,874 --> 00:04:40,179 TELEVISION TOO BRUTAL TO WATCH, YET YOU CAN'T TURN AWAY. 95 00:04:40,747 --> 00:04:43,282 [GRUNTING] 96 00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:48,321 [BABY CRIES] 97 00:04:53,893 --> 00:04:55,028 THURSDAYS AT 8 P.M., 98 00:04:55,094 --> 00:04:59,599 IT'S "THE WORLD'S MOST ONE-SIDED FISTFIGHTS CAUGHT ON FILM!" 99 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:02,268 - ALL RIGHT, GUYS, I'LL SEE YOU BACK IN THE YARD. 100 00:05:02,335 --> 00:05:04,103 HEY, WHAT THE--OH! AAGH! 101 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:06,939 [SCREAMING] 102 00:05:07,006 --> 00:05:08,574 CALL A GUARD. 103 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:10,510 - IT UH...IT BURNS WHEN I PEE. 104 00:05:10,576 --> 00:05:12,412 - WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU?! 105 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:15,281 - THIS NEW TAX APPROPRIATIONS BILL 106 00:05:15,348 --> 00:05:16,449 WILL RESULT IN A-- 107 00:05:16,516 --> 00:05:18,451 - MY NAME IS TIFFANY MONTGOMERY FROM CLIFTON, NEW JERSEY, 108 00:05:18,518 --> 00:05:20,853 AND I THINK SENATOR DAVIDSON ROCKS! 109 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:21,888 WHOO! 110 00:05:21,954 --> 00:05:23,022 - ...WIDE-STANDING RAMIFICATIONS... 111 00:05:23,089 --> 00:05:24,991 - MY NAME IS MELANIE FRATELLO FROM DANBURY, CONNECTICUT, 112 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:27,660 AND I THINK LEGISLATION TO CUT INFRASTRUCTURE FUNDS 4% 113 00:05:27,727 --> 00:05:29,562 IN THE UPCOMING FISCAL YEAR RULES! 114 00:05:29,629 --> 00:05:30,496 WHOO! 115 00:05:30,563 --> 00:05:32,465 DANBURY HIGH FIGHTING TIGERS FOREVER! WHOO! 116 00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:33,900 - YO, COMING STRAIGHT AT YOU, 117 00:05:33,966 --> 00:05:35,101 WE GOT AN EXECUTIVE SESSION 118 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:39,605 TO CONSIDER THE NOMINATION OF 3 U.S. DISTRICT JUDGES, Y'ALL! 119 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:40,373 THEN LATER ON, 120 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:42,008 THE PROCEDURE OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE 121 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:43,209 IS HOLDING A PUBLIC HEARING 122 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:45,378 THAT'LL BE ALL UP IN YOUR GRILLE. 123 00:05:45,445 --> 00:05:48,114 BUT FIRST, HERE'S THE RESULTS OF OUR INTERNET POLL 124 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:51,117 WHERE YOU GET TO DECIDE THE NEXT SPEAKER. 125 00:05:51,183 --> 00:05:52,418 AND THE WINNER IS... 126 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:56,789 OH, BYRON L. DORGAN! OH, YEAH! 127 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:57,590 - THANK YOU. 128 00:05:57,657 --> 00:05:59,625 AS THE REPRESENTATIVE... 129 00:05:59,692 --> 00:06:01,094 - I'M SO HUNGRY. 130 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:05,131 - HI, MR. HUNGRY. CAN I CALL YOU SO? 131 00:06:06,265 --> 00:06:08,801 [APPLAUSE] 132 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:13,072 - IS EVERYONE READY FOR MORE OF THOSE HILARIOUS BLOOPERS?! 133 00:06:13,139 --> 00:06:15,241 YOU KNOW, BEING A TV REPORTER 134 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:17,510 ISN'T ALL FIRES AND DOUBLE HOMICIDES. 135 00:06:17,577 --> 00:06:19,378 WHEN YOU CAN'T GET YOUR LINES RIGHT, 136 00:06:19,445 --> 00:06:22,582 SOMETIMES THE BIGGEST STORY IS YOU! 137 00:06:22,648 --> 00:06:24,851 - THERE'S NOTHING LIKE SOME TASTY BAMBOO, 138 00:06:24,917 --> 00:06:26,419 ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE LING-LING, 139 00:06:26,486 --> 00:06:29,822 WHO'S TRAVELED ALL THE WAY FROM CHINA TO VISIT UM... 140 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:31,124 UH... 141 00:06:31,190 --> 00:06:32,024 UH, I'M SORRY. 142 00:06:32,091 --> 00:06:33,993 I JUST DON'T FEEL SAFE NEXT TO THIS ANIMAL. 143 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,928 - IT'S COMPLETELY HARMLESS, JERRY. 144 00:06:35,995 --> 00:06:36,863 - ARE--ARE YOU SURE? 145 00:06:36,929 --> 00:06:39,332 IT'S...IT'S JUST-- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 146 00:06:39,398 --> 00:06:40,266 - STILL ROLLING. 147 00:06:40,332 --> 00:06:42,335 - THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A NICE PIECE OF BAMBOO 148 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:44,470 UH, WHEN...CRAP! 149 00:06:44,537 --> 00:06:45,838 - STOP BEING SUCH A WUSS! 150 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:47,573 - I--I--I JUST... 151 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:49,242 IT--FINE! FINE! 152 00:06:49,308 --> 00:06:50,276 - ROLLING. 153 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:52,512 - THERE'S UH, NOTHING LIKE A NICE PIECE OF BAMBOO, 154 00:06:52,578 --> 00:06:53,746 ESPECIALLY WHEN-- 155 00:06:53,813 --> 00:06:55,281 [LAUGHTER] 156 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:56,048 [BURP] 157 00:06:56,115 --> 00:06:57,750 - YOU JUST CAN'T TRUST THE CHINESE. 158 00:06:57,817 --> 00:07:00,953 THERE CERTAINLY WEREN'T ANY CHINESE IN HAZZARD COUNTY, 159 00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:04,824 BUT BO AND LUKE HAD PROBLEMS OF THEIR OWN! 160 00:07:04,891 --> 00:07:05,958 - MARKER! 161 00:07:06,025 --> 00:07:08,194 - WHOO! 162 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:09,729 - OW! 163 00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:10,863 [LAUGHTER] 164 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:12,932 OW! OW! 165 00:07:13,833 --> 00:07:16,102 - YA-WHOO! 166 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:17,203 - OW! 167 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,004 MY KNEE! 168 00:07:18,070 --> 00:07:19,338 SON OF A BITCH! OW! 169 00:07:19,405 --> 00:07:22,308 OW! OW! 170 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,979 - YA-WHOO! 171 00:07:27,046 --> 00:07:28,147 WAIT! WAIT, JOHN! 172 00:07:28,214 --> 00:07:28,948 I'M STUCK. 173 00:07:29,015 --> 00:07:31,284 I'M STUCK! I'M STUCK! 174 00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:32,819 - WHEN DAVID DUCHOVNY ANNOUNCED 175 00:07:32,885 --> 00:07:33,953 HE WAS LEAVING "THE X-FILES," 176 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:36,856 PRODUCERS HAD TO SCRAMBLE TO FIND A NEW MALE LEAD. 177 00:07:36,923 --> 00:07:40,459 CHECK OUT THESE NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN SCREEN TESTS. 178 00:07:40,526 --> 00:07:42,261 - KEANU REEVES SCREEN TEST, TAKE ONE. 179 00:07:42,328 --> 00:07:43,863 - SO, YOU'RE TELLING ME WE'RE DEALING WITH 180 00:07:43,930 --> 00:07:46,566 A SORT OF MISSING LINK IN THE EVOLUTIONARY CHAIN? 181 00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:47,500 - THAT'S RIGHT, SCULLY. 182 00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:49,034 THE SCIENTIFIC NAME FOR THIS BEAST WOULD BE 183 00:07:49,101 --> 00:07:52,972 RONDONONDUS MARSIPIUS, FROM THE GENUS EMPLYAECLAES. 184 00:07:53,039 --> 00:07:53,906 HA HA HA! 185 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:56,008 - MR. T. SCREEN TEST, TAKE ONE. 186 00:07:56,075 --> 00:07:58,578 - SO, YOU'RE TELLING ME WE'RE DEALING WITH 187 00:07:58,644 --> 00:07:59,545 A SORT OF MISSING LINK-- 188 00:07:59,612 --> 00:08:00,513 - YOU DAMN RIGHT, SCULLY! 189 00:08:00,580 --> 00:08:02,648 MISSING LINK BETWEEN THE BUGS AND THE HUMANS, 190 00:08:02,715 --> 00:08:04,116 TALKIN' 'BOUT BAD FOR THE KIDS! 191 00:08:04,183 --> 00:08:06,686 DON'T PLAY ME FOR NO JIBBA-JABBA, FOOL! 192 00:08:06,752 --> 00:08:07,353 [SIGHS] 193 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:09,655 - CORKY SCREEN TEST, TAKE 27. 194 00:08:09,722 --> 00:08:11,557 - SO, YOU'RE TELLING ME WE'RE DEALING WITH 195 00:08:11,624 --> 00:08:15,661 A SORT OF MISSING LINK IN THE EVOLUTIONARY CHAIN? 196 00:08:18,865 --> 00:08:20,733 - I JUST MADE A DOODY... 197 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:21,934 IN MY PANTS. 198 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:22,768 [LAUGHTER] 199 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:24,637 - YOU KNOW, SUPERMAN HAD A MOVIE SERIAL 200 00:08:24,704 --> 00:08:26,672 AS FAR BACK AS 1948. 201 00:08:26,739 --> 00:08:27,573 BUT THE ACTOR PLAYING HIM 202 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:30,409 HAD HIS SHARE OF SUPER PROBLEMS! 203 00:08:30,476 --> 00:08:32,812 - HELP! HELP ME, SUPERMAN! 204 00:08:32,879 --> 00:08:33,645 HELP! 205 00:08:33,712 --> 00:08:37,082 - THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR SUPERMAN. 206 00:08:37,149 --> 00:08:39,085 [BURPS] 207 00:08:39,150 --> 00:08:40,886 - SHOULD WE KEEP GOING? 208 00:08:40,953 --> 00:08:41,988 YEAH? OK. 209 00:08:42,054 --> 00:08:43,222 UH, UH, UH. 210 00:08:43,289 --> 00:08:46,259 EVEN SUPERMAN CAN'T OUTRUN UH... 211 00:08:46,325 --> 00:08:47,226 A BULLET! 212 00:08:47,293 --> 00:08:48,327 OH, MY FACE! 213 00:08:48,394 --> 00:08:49,695 YOU HIT ME IN THE EYE! 214 00:08:49,762 --> 00:08:51,163 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? - HURRAY! 215 00:08:51,230 --> 00:08:52,565 YOU'RE SAVED! 216 00:08:52,632 --> 00:08:56,102 UP, UP, AND AWAY! 217 00:08:56,936 --> 00:09:00,239 - HIS LAWYERS CALLED IT "HEAT EXHAUSTION." 218 00:09:00,306 --> 00:09:01,707 [LAUGHTER] 219 00:09:01,774 --> 00:09:02,975 REMEMBER "DIFF'RENT STROKES"? 220 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:06,312 WE GOT OUR HANDS ON SOME FOOTAGE FROM THAT CLASSIC SITCOM 221 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:08,481 THAT'S NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE! 222 00:09:08,547 --> 00:09:10,416 - SOMEONE'S BEEN A BAD, BAD BOY! 223 00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:11,684 - OW! OW! 224 00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:12,952 - BAD, BAD BOY! 225 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:13,886 - OW! OW! 226 00:09:13,953 --> 00:09:16,522 - CONRAD, GARY, YOU'RE ON. PLACES, EVERYONE. 227 00:09:16,589 --> 00:09:18,724 - AND, ACTION. 228 00:09:18,791 --> 00:09:19,759 - WHO WANTS ICE CREAM? 229 00:09:19,825 --> 00:09:21,560 - WE DO, WE DO! - WE DO, WE DO! - WE DO, WE DO! 230 00:09:21,627 --> 00:09:22,461 - HERE'S A RARE BLOOPER 231 00:09:22,528 --> 00:09:25,932 FROM THAT SMASH HIT CARTOON "POKEMON." 232 00:09:25,998 --> 00:09:26,966 - PIKACHU. 233 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:28,501 PIKA, PIKA! 234 00:09:28,567 --> 00:09:29,735 PIKA, PEE! 235 00:09:29,802 --> 00:09:31,203 - SQUIRTLE! SQUIRTLE! 236 00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:32,238 SQUIRTLE! SQUIRTLE! 237 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:34,240 - PIKA, PIKA, PIKACHU! 238 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:35,841 PIKA, PIKA! 239 00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:36,842 - SQUIRTLE! SQUIRTLE! 240 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:39,378 SQUART--WHAT THE [BLEEP] AM I SAYING?! 241 00:09:39,445 --> 00:09:40,146 NO, I MEAN IT! 242 00:09:40,212 --> 00:09:41,714 THIS [BLEEP] MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL! 243 00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:44,483 - SAY THE LINE, EARL, OR YOU GET THE GAS. 244 00:09:44,550 --> 00:09:45,785 - FOR THE LOVE OF ... KIDS, 245 00:09:45,851 --> 00:09:47,353 GO READ A BOOK OR SOMETHING! 246 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,722 - NEXT UP IS SOMETHING I LIKE TO CALL 247 00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:55,328 "BLOOPERS IN SPACE!" 248 00:09:57,730 --> 00:09:59,865 - AGH! 249 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:01,600 AGH! 250 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:02,568 AGH! 251 00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:04,136 - OH, HO HO HO! 252 00:10:04,203 --> 00:10:06,639 AH HA HA HA! 253 00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:08,607 - WE'RE IN BIG TROUBLE, STARBUCK. 254 00:10:08,674 --> 00:10:10,743 - STOP RIGHT THERE, HUMANS! 255 00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:13,012 - THE ACTORS PLAYING THOSE NASTY CYLONS 256 00:10:13,079 --> 00:10:16,482 ON "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" HAS ALL SORTS OF PROBLEMS 257 00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:18,985 MANEUVERING IN THEIR BULKY COSTUMES. 258 00:10:19,051 --> 00:10:21,153 JUST WATCH! 259 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:42,775 - MARKER! 260 00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:45,211 - I WILL COMMAND... 261 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:01,694 [LAUGHTER] 262 00:11:01,761 --> 00:11:02,928 - THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE TODAY, 263 00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:07,500 BUT COME BACK NEXT WEEK FOR MORE OUTRAGEOUS BLOOPERS! 264 00:11:07,566 --> 00:11:08,701 [APPLAUSE] 265 00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:11,470 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 266 00:11:11,537 --> 00:11:15,341 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 267 00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:19,178 [CHICKENS CLUCKING]