1 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:15,974 James Olsen, 2 00:00:16,058 --> 00:00:18,101 are you ready to catalyze a chemical reaction? 3 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:21,563 If so, join us at W.O.R.M.S. 4 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:22,940 I'm Zazzala, 5 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:24,733 CEO of the World Organization 6 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:27,277 for Romantic Matchmaking Science, 7 00:00:27,319 --> 00:00:28,695 a.k.a, W.O.R.M.S. 8 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:31,281 - W.O.R.M.S. - And this is my partner, 9 00:00:31,323 --> 00:00:33,742 our chief biologist, Tazzala. 10 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:36,036 We found true love through the miracle of science 11 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:37,204 and so can you. 12 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:38,747 James Olsen, 13 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:41,208 you're invited to our exclusive matchmaking launch event. 14 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:43,293 Meet someone new! Try our new dating app. 15 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:47,089 And electrify your love life at W.O.R.M.S. 16 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:49,132 W.O.R.M.S. 17 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:50,634 "Scientific romance"? 18 00:00:50,676 --> 00:00:52,302 Jimmy, please tell us you're not-- 19 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:55,347 Hey, Birdwatchers, guess who's going to W.O.R.M.S.? 20 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:57,599 Jimmy, are you doing this to get back at Kara 21 00:00:57,683 --> 00:00:58,976 for taking your advice? 22 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:01,228 Lois, it's for work. 23 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:03,397 Flamebird isn't just news anymore. 24 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,149 It's also a lifestyle brand. 25 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:08,986 Why don't you just stop playing games and ask her out? 26 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:10,404 I don't know if you've noticed, 27 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:12,114 but Kara is dating half of Metropolis now. 28 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:13,615 Which was your idea! 29 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:15,659 Well, I can't just sit around and watch her do it. 30 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:18,036 And if Kara happens to see me 31 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:19,663 with a bunch of gorgeous scientists, 32 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:20,622 well... 33 00:01:20,706 --> 00:01:21,832 I swear I remember 34 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:24,167 Perry assigning you actual work. 35 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:26,128 About the Distortionist? 36 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:28,380 The mysterious person mutating people 37 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:30,340 with genetic manipulation? 38 00:01:30,382 --> 00:01:31,675 Eh, that can wait. 39 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:34,428 Because Clark and I are going to W.O.R.M.S. 40 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:36,305 - Yeah, I'm not doing that. - What? 41 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:38,932 Well, so far today, my Superman calendar is free. 42 00:01:39,016 --> 00:01:42,019 Which means my Lois calendar is booked. 43 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:45,188 Starting with homemade breakfast. 44 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:48,191 Um, Clark, what is that? 45 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:50,152 Oh, it's the model I bought at the convention. 46 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:51,403 Pretty cute, right? 47 00:01:54,406 --> 00:01:56,575 Yeah. 48 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:59,036 Yeah. Uh, is that us? Or? 49 00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:00,245 It's not, not us. 50 00:02:00,329 --> 00:02:02,205 It's our hypothetical farmhouse. 51 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:04,708 The one that we could live in one day. 52 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:05,876 You... You remember? 53 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,377 Oh, I remember. 54 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:09,546 Just to see it now is... 55 00:02:09,588 --> 00:02:10,714 You know what I remember? 56 00:02:10,756 --> 00:02:12,215 How fun it will be when Clark and I 57 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:14,384 roll into W.O.R.M.S. together! 58 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,219 - Huh? Huh? - I'll drop you off. 59 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:17,220 But that's it. 60 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:18,764 Whoo-hoo! 61 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:21,224 - W.O.R.M.S.! W.O.R.M.S.! - Hey, um, you good? 62 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:23,185 - W.O.R.M.S.! - I'm great! 63 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:52,589 Stop! My purse! Thief! 64 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:58,595 Hold it right there. 65 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:00,847 Listen, I don't want any trouble. 66 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:04,685 Uh... 67 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:06,019 Superman? 68 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:08,897 The name's Captain Hank Henshaw. 69 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:10,148 Don't mention it. 70 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:14,111 Uh, is that guy okay? 71 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:18,031 That thief got what he deserved. 72 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:19,241 But Superman-- 73 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:22,285 Superman oughta be tougher on crime. 74 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,081 Nicely done, Hank. 75 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:27,332 How does it feel 76 00:03:27,416 --> 00:03:28,834 to make the world a safer place? 77 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:30,961 Feels great. 78 00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:33,338 Jimmy Flamebird, 79 00:03:33,422 --> 00:03:35,632 did you know that hot dogs come in chili variety? 80 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:40,220 That dummy doesn't deserve you or your delicious chili dogs. 81 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:44,224 He's at a speed-dating event trying to make you jealous. 82 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:45,809 Why would I be jealous? 83 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:49,896 I am a Kryptonian warrior, as strong as I am beautiful. 84 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:52,816 Kara, I've been with Clark for a while now, 85 00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:55,861 so I know a thing or two about relationships. 86 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:58,488 Jimmy's trying to prove to himself 87 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:01,032 that he's just desirable as you are, 88 00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:03,660 which... [scoffs] good luck. 89 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,954 So it is a competition? 90 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:07,164 A game. 91 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,999 Yes. A dumb game. 92 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,792 Then I shall win this game, 93 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:14,004 and make Jimmy Flamebird my Earth mate. 94 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:15,338 That's the spirit. 95 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:17,591 But first, you have to escalate. 96 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:18,675 Put yourself out there. 97 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,343 Oh! Remember Crushrush? 98 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:22,137 The romantic telephone application? 99 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:23,472 Yeah. 100 00:04:23,555 --> 00:04:25,515 Crushrush will get you so many dates that-- 101 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:26,850 That I will be victorious! 102 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:28,393 Ha, ha. All right. 103 00:04:28,477 --> 00:04:33,231 Lois Lane, I, Kara Zor-El, will defeat your Crushrush. 104 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:44,951 Wow, this is really-- 105 00:04:45,035 --> 00:04:46,953 A lot. 106 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:48,872 Care to share first impressions? 107 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:50,707 We're doing promotion for the app. 108 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:52,000 Amazing. 109 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:54,544 Robot waiters? VR date nights? 110 00:04:54,586 --> 00:04:56,338 What's not to love about W.O.R.M.S.? 111 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:59,257 Yeah, I... I didn't sign a release for this. 112 00:05:00,258 --> 00:05:01,510 Best of luck, Jimmy. 113 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:03,887 Bye, love you, best friends forever. 114 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:06,223 - Time to find my-- - Soil-mate! 115 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,058 W.O.R.M.S., W.O.R.M.S. 116 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:09,893 I'm Zazzala-- 117 00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:12,270 And this is your girlfriend, Tazzala. 118 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:14,397 Did I say something wrong? 119 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:15,899 We broke up. 120 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:18,401 There were communications issues. 121 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:19,861 Is it 'cause she doesn't talk? 122 00:05:19,945 --> 00:05:22,489 No! Don't let our star-crossed love distract you 123 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:24,407 from your scientifically-selected 124 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:26,034 soil mate. 125 00:05:26,117 --> 00:05:27,702 I just hope your calculations "add up" better than mine, 126 00:05:27,786 --> 00:05:28,870 you know what I mean? 127 00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:30,121 W.O.R.M.S. 128 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:32,958 Anyway, she's over there. 129 00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:38,046 Okay, Kara. 130 00:05:38,129 --> 00:05:39,172 An important step 131 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:40,715 in building out a dating profile 132 00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:42,217 is answering questions. 133 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:44,344 First up, "Describe yourself." 134 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:45,512 Warrior. 135 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:47,430 No, more like, "What's your style?" 136 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:50,600 My style is a mix of traditional Klukor 137 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:52,352 and modified Horu-Kanu. 138 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:53,520 Okay. 139 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:54,437 "Sporty." 140 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:55,939 Let's try some interests. 141 00:05:55,981 --> 00:05:58,233 If you don't have any answer, just say "Pass." 142 00:05:58,316 --> 00:05:59,734 - "Favorite movie." - Pass. 143 00:05:59,818 --> 00:06:00,986 - "Favorite book." - Pass. 144 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:02,404 "Mountains or ocean?" 145 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:03,905 Pass. No! 146 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,658 Pass. 147 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:09,411 I think you're gonna need a few more Earthly experiences 148 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:11,037 before answering these questions. 149 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:13,039 Ooh, are there any experiences here? 150 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:19,629 New plan! Let's hit the town 151 00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:21,715 and find out what kind of things you like. 152 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:22,799 Yeah. 153 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,467 You ready for a fun-filled Saturday? 154 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,136 Uh, Clark, I'm really sorry, 155 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:28,305 but something important just came up. 156 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:30,974 We are going to punch the town. 157 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:32,142 "Hit the town." 158 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:33,643 Oh, okay. 159 00:06:33,685 --> 00:06:34,811 Girl time. 160 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:37,480 I'll just, uh, work on the farm. 161 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:39,858 Emergency at the waterfront. 162 00:06:39,941 --> 00:06:42,152 Dogs are people are trapped in a fire 163 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,821 at the Metropolis Adopt on a Yacht event. 164 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:54,456 Thanks, Superman. 165 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:56,291 We can always count on you. 166 00:06:56,374 --> 00:06:57,709 It's my pleasure, ma'am. 167 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:02,047 And my pleasure too, sir. 168 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:04,174 What's your adoption policy like? 169 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:05,550 Easy! 170 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:07,677 Do you have a government ID? 171 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:10,513 I'll get back to you. 172 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:13,642 Jimmy Olsen, founder of Flamebird, 173 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:15,143 friend of Superman. 174 00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:16,519 I've been dying to meet you. 175 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:18,980 I'm so interested in your body. 176 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:21,358 Oh! [chuckles nervously] My. 177 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,443 Well, I, um... 178 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:25,820 Specifically, how much has been exposed to Kryptonite. 179 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:29,032 Tell me. Have you noticed any effects? 180 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:30,825 Not really. 181 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:32,077 Fascinating. 182 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,746 Doris. But my friends call me "Gigi". 183 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:37,207 Jimmy. But my friends call me Jimmy. 184 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:39,417 I need to tell you, Jimmy, 185 00:07:39,501 --> 00:07:43,004 I'm looking for an open-minded person. 186 00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:44,172 Well, that's me. 187 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:47,717 Good, because I tend to change people. 188 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:50,553 - I'm open to change. - Excellent. 189 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:54,557 Is there a... smell in here? 190 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:57,352 Oh, I'm setting a mood. 191 00:07:57,435 --> 00:07:59,229 So, you've been to space, too, right? 192 00:07:59,270 --> 00:08:00,689 Has that affected you at all? 193 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:03,900 - Is that-- - Chocolate? Romance? Here. 194 00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:07,278 And interdimensional travel? 195 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:10,407 Well, not recently, but-- Ow! 196 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:11,574 What did you do? 197 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,243 Things are doing great with Gigi. 198 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,744 No one's ever been this into me. 199 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,663 And hearing about it will definitely make 200 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:20,125 a certain super someone super jealous. 201 00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:23,003 Ah, silly Clark Jr., 202 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:24,671 you forgot your mitt. 203 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,089 This just in! 204 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:27,757 Robbery at LexCorp. 205 00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:30,427 Thankfully, no dogs are involved. 206 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:32,095 Huh. 207 00:08:32,137 --> 00:08:33,763 ...but these super-powered bandits 208 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:36,433 pose a clear threat to nearby civilians. 209 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:41,271 So. Tell me more about yourself. 210 00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:43,273 Well, I do investigate journalism 211 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:44,482 for the Daily Planet. 212 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:45,817 I'm actually supposed to be looking 213 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,444 for the Distortionist right now. 214 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:48,945 You don't say. 215 00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:51,072 But don't worry, I'll find him. 216 00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:52,949 Nothing gets past me! 217 00:08:56,327 --> 00:08:58,413 What? 218 00:08:58,496 --> 00:09:00,623 What? No! No! 219 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:03,752 No! 220 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:06,880 To let Crushrush know you, you have to know yourself. 221 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:08,298 Like I know me. 222 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:11,259 Today, I'll show you Earth's rich culture. 223 00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:13,595 We'll start with the Metropolis Contemporary, 224 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:14,929 followed by the history museum-- 225 00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:17,515 Lois Lane, what is that? 226 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:21,269 Oh, that's a mall. 227 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:23,563 There's nothing cultural about that. 228 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:27,484 Ah, you were right, Lois Lane. 229 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:30,361 Earth's culture is so rich. 230 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:33,281 Let's go! Move it! 231 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:46,377 Kyle! 232 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:49,798 Albert! 233 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:51,716 Run! 234 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:52,842 Let's get out of here! 235 00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:55,428 Hand it over, thief! 236 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:58,681 Look what you did to my 237 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:02,268 friends! 238 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:11,736 You're gonna regret that. 239 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:17,534 I think we all need to calm down. 240 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:20,787 I think you need to get out of my way. 241 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:25,667 So... 242 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:27,544 I'm a wolf now. 243 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,630 I did have a feeling something was up, but... 244 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:32,382 I didn't wanna run the vibes! 245 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:34,968 I don't know if anything can turn this day around. 246 00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:39,055 Oh, they can fix me? 247 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,265 That's great. 248 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:46,479 So you're protecting criminals now. 249 00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:50,441 Kinda busy, Jimmy. Is this an emergency? 250 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:52,026 Not anymore, 251 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,570 but something happened at W.O.R.M.S. 252 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,363 Thief! Stop it right there! 253 00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:57,866 Uh, Jimmy, I'm going to have to call you back. 254 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,454 Siobhan. 255 00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:05,415 - Get out of my-- - Siobhan. I really think-- 256 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:06,541 Siobhan. 257 00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:07,876 - Get out of my-- - Siobhan. Siobhan. 258 00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:09,252 - You're in my way! - Please. 259 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,963 And you're in possession of stolen property. 260 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:22,348 Still protecting criminals after what she did. 261 00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:24,434 Hey, free now? 262 00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:25,852 Because I changed today. 263 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:27,729 Like, I really changed. 264 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:29,272 I didn't recognize myself. 265 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:30,440 And my date Gigi-- 266 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:31,941 Jimmy, if it's not an emergency, 267 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,443 it really has to wait. 268 00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:36,779 But I really feel like... 269 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:40,909 - Jimmy? - Ugh, fine. 270 00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:43,119 Everyone stop! 271 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,580 Siobhan, the tech, please. 272 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,666 And? 273 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,002 - Fine. - Thank you. 274 00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:52,295 You see, Hank? 275 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:54,130 Nobody needs to get hurt. 276 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,673 I disagree. 277 00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:07,769 What's that thing? What's he gonna do? 278 00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:10,021 Stand down, Henshaw. 279 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,274 Boss wants a word with you. 280 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,987 Hey, Kara, come listen to this. 281 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,740 I listened to Black Canary for the first time 282 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:22,825 when I was a kid. 283 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:25,161 The instruments sounds so angry. 284 00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:26,621 I love it. 285 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:28,498 You want to hear what I'm listening to, Lois Lane? 286 00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,250 Maybe it will be your new favorite. 287 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,961 Oh, it's okay. I already have a favorite song. 288 00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:35,838 Ah, is it Earth culture to only like music 289 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,298 you found as a child? 290 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,259 No. 291 00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:41,803 I just already have music I like. 292 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,680 I don't need to find anything new. 293 00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:45,306 But, Lois Lane, 294 00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:47,725 there's so much that is new. 295 00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:49,185 ♪ Earth is so big ♪ 296 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,853 ♪ The future is grand ♪ 297 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:53,022 ♪ So many human musicians ♪ 298 00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:56,359 ♪ Could become Your "favorite band" ♪ 299 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,069 ♪ I've got a "favorite band" ♪ 300 00:12:58,152 --> 00:12:59,696 ♪ You're the new girl in town ♪ 301 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:01,197 ♪ Let's just focus on you ♪ 302 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,740 ♪ I've got my life Locked down ♪ 303 00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:04,158 ♪ But look at these clothes ♪ 304 00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:05,702 ♪ A look for every day ♪ 305 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,912 ♪ In the sunshine Snow or rain ♪ 306 00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:11,541 ♪ Whatever comes our way ♪ 307 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:12,959 ♪ Do you think it will rain? ♪ 308 00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:14,335 ♪ Will it soak all my stuff? ♪ 309 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:16,004 ♪ I've got one big, dumb coat ♪ 310 00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:17,547 ♪ What if that's not enough? ♪ 311 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,173 ♪ But the future is open ♪ 312 00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:20,675 ♪ The present was fine ♪ 313 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:21,884 ♪ Tomorrow is coming ♪ 314 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,720 ♪ Do not be left behind ♪ 315 00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:26,472 ♪ By the future ♪ 316 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:27,974 ♪ And look, you can pick ♪ 317 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,559 ♪ What you want Your life to be ♪ 318 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,060 ♪ A castle or space ♪ 319 00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:32,562 ♪ Or a house in a tree ♪ 320 00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:34,022 ♪ I can't risk any change ♪ 321 00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:35,523 ♪ There's just too much To lose ♪ 322 00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:36,899 ♪ Maybe give me more time ♪ 323 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:39,902 ♪ And then later, I'll choose ♪ 324 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,571 ♪ 'Cause the future Is daunting ♪ 325 00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:43,239 ♪ Soon, the present is past ♪ 326 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,033 ♪ Tomorrow is pulling me ♪ 327 00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:47,702 ♪ Far too fast ♪ 328 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,245 ♪ To the future ♪ 329 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,705 Whoa! 330 00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,123 ♪ Then make a small change ♪ 331 00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:53,916 ♪ A tiny, little thing ♪ 332 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,586 ♪ Why not just buy One of these pretty rings? ♪ 333 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,129 ♪ I know that it's coming ♪ 334 00:13:58,212 --> 00:13:59,881 ♪ And I want one, I do ♪ 335 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,466 ♪ I'm not scared of the ring, I'm just... ♪ 336 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,259 scared of the fact to accept one 337 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,927 implies that you're ready for a particular type of future. 338 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:06,262 And while settling down in some ways sounds nice, 339 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,430 it also means consciously deciding 340 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:08,723 to enter your next chapter, 341 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:09,766 and I'm still reading this chapter. 342 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:10,933 I mean, I like this chapter. 343 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:14,270 ♪ You know, Kara? ♪ 344 00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,189 ♪ There is so much ahead ♪ 345 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,607 ♪ A frightening endeavor ♪ 346 00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:19,233 ♪ A whole world to see ♪ 347 00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:22,028 ♪ Why can't right now Be forever? ♪ 348 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,363 ♪ The future is limitless ♪ 349 00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:24,781 ♪ My present was great ♪ 350 00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,616 ♪ Tomorrow is coming and... ♪ 351 00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:29,535 - ♪ I cannot wait ♪ - ♪ Can't we just wait? ♪ 352 00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:33,873 ♪ For the future ♪ 353 00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:42,715 ...the ensuing mayhem 354 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:45,635 revealed Henshaw to be some kind of Cyborg Superman 355 00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:48,179 capable of unbelievable acts of-- 356 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,892 They are scared of you, Hank. 357 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,311 They have no reason to be. 358 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:56,312 I'm a hero. 359 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,523 Heroes shows restraint. 360 00:14:58,606 --> 00:14:59,941 With the public against you, 361 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,818 we'll never be able to replace Superman. 362 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:04,320 Eh, who cares what the masses think? 363 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,655 We have the power. 364 00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:07,949 I can do what I want. 365 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,034 That's close enough, Henshaw. 366 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:11,702 Is it? 367 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,635 "We have the power"? 368 00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,011 No, Hank, 369 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,013 I have the power. 370 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:34,559 And I can take yours away anytime I want. 371 00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:36,394 No. 372 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,649 Mr. Olsen, we are so sorry. 373 00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,192 I hope this won't taint your experience at 374 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,694 W.O.R.M.S., W.O.R.M.S., W.O.R.M.S. 375 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,321 or your online review. 376 00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,366 Oh, my sweet human body. 377 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,160 Anything else we can do? 378 00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:54,203 No, I've had a lovely, ti-- 379 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:56,873 Oh, no. 380 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,876 I'm not our, uh, chief biologist, 381 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,252 but, I'll try to fix 382 00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:04,172 whatever is wrong with you endoskeleton and uh-- 383 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,674 Tazzy! 384 00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:08,509 You've come back? 385 00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:12,054 I'm so glad you're havin' a moment, 386 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,765 but I am human spaghetti here! 387 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,893 Look who I met on the boat, Lois? 388 00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:20,354 Welcome home, Bark Kent. 389 00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:22,398 Or Snowy? No, no, no. 390 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,066 Uh, oh, I got it. I got it. 391 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,693 How about Krypt-- 392 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,321 Clark, I'm elastic now, 393 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:29,489 and Tazzala-- 394 00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:36,162 Oh, never mind. 395 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,872 She restored my endoskeleton. 396 00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:39,916 Still, I could use some help. 397 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:42,418 Jimmy, I'm always happy to help in emergencies. 398 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:44,837 Keyword, emergency. 399 00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:47,548 Jimmy Olsen! 400 00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:50,927 If I can't have you, nobody can. 401 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,602 G... Gigi? 402 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,940 No. My friends call me Gigi. 403 00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:08,110 You can call me... 404 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,154 Giganta! 405 00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:11,614 Okay, Giganta! 406 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:12,782 We can still be friends. 407 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,117 I didn't come here to make friends. 408 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,703 I came here to fall in love! 409 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:30,925 Jimmy? 410 00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:36,138 Yeah! I'd say it's an emergency. 411 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,307 I mean, I love now. Now is good. 412 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,101 But is it all downhill from here? 413 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:43,271 Is the future a slow, painful, inevitable decline? 414 00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:46,315 Earth's men are fascinated by me, Lois Lane. 415 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,109 I will certainly beat Jimmy. 416 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:51,821 Look, this potential mate is displaying a fish he caught. 417 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,114 And this potential mate 418 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,532 is also displaying a fish he caught. 419 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,534 - And this-- - They're all gonna have fish. 420 00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:57,660 Help! 421 00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:01,789 Lois Lane, 422 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,666 I do not think I can find a date that big. 423 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,376 Well, that's not what winning looks like. 424 00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,879 Let's try this one more time. 425 00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,965 I'll make you gigantic, too. 426 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:13,384 Then if you really hate it, we'll call it quits. 427 00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,011 Wait, how are you gonna make me gigantic? 428 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,012 Wait. 429 00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:17,638 You're the Distortionist? 430 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,725 I'm not really into labels. 431 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,110 Uh, I-I can't get to you, Jimmy. 432 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:32,945 Oh, you better try. 433 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:35,364 I-I can't stop her without hurting you. 434 00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:36,866 Good news! 435 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,159 You can save me? 436 00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:39,035 No! 437 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:41,162 We got back together! 438 00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:43,623 Well, congratulations! 439 00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:47,793 We are so sorry for everything, especially the endoskeleton. 440 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:49,712 I'm sorry, what endoskeleton? 441 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,213 Oh, they made my bones dissolve, 442 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:52,840 turned me into a rag doll. 443 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,050 I called you about this. 444 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,384 Were you not listening? 445 00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:58,846 Wait, wait, wait. 446 00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:01,599 Could you two affect her endoskeleton? 447 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,560 We'd do anything for love. 448 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,562 Great, then follow me. 449 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:21,410 So this is how you treat someone... 450 00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:22,453 of... 451 00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:24,038 my stature. 452 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,379 So gentle... 453 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,089 So kind. 454 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,507 Ma'am, I'm gonna stop you right there. 455 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,092 I'm in a committed relationship. 456 00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:38,678 Phew, thanks, Superman. 457 00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:40,846 I tell ya! Maybe I should get off the apps! 458 00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:46,018 Don't lose your faith in scientific romance, James. 459 00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:47,436 If you stay, 460 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,021 we'll give you a paid sponsorship from W.O.R.M.S. 461 00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:50,272 - W.O.R.M.S. - And I'm back on. 462 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,608 How about you, Mr. Superman? 463 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:55,820 Huh? Oh. My appearance here is not an endorsement. 464 00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:02,785 Hm... 465 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:06,497 There they are! 466 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:07,456 How was the day? 467 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,958 Excellent, Kal-El. 468 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,335 Seventy-five potential mates have written to me, 469 00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:14,338 each one saying, "Sup?" 470 00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:17,425 Clark, 471 00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:19,135 can I ask you something? 472 00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,344 What is it, Lois? 473 00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:22,430 I don't that I'm ready for all this. 474 00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:23,639 What do you mean? 475 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,308 The farm, kids, dog. 476 00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,436 Is that not what you want? 477 00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:30,312 I do want that. 478 00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:31,939 But... 479 00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:34,400 I'm scared to lose what we have right now. 480 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,486 Adventure, freedom, fun. 481 00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:38,988 I just don't want our lives 482 00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:41,449 to shrink to the size of a model farm. 483 00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:42,908 Oh. 484 00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:43,993 Oh. 485 00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,119 I hadn't thought about that, I-- 486 00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:46,746 I'm the winner here. 487 00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:48,330 - You just need to admit it. - Mine looked great-- 488 00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:50,124 How many matches did you get, Jimmy? 489 00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:51,125 One, 490 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,836 but she was as tall as 100. 491 00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:54,837 You know what? 492 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,172 I never made you breakfast. 493 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,340 And how are you gonna make it up to me? 494 00:20:58,382 --> 00:20:59,717 Let's get brunch tomorrow. 495 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,845 Just the two of us and we'll find our future. 496 00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,096 Together. 497 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,078 Hurry! 498 00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:29,747 We don't have much time. 499 00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:45,846 Go! 500 00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:47,306 But I can help! 501 00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:51,310 The only way you can help us now 502 00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,854 is by making sure this never happens. 503 00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:54,939 Go! 504 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,441 No!