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ANNOUNCER:
An FX original series.

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Mr. InBetween.

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All new,
Thursdays at 10:00 on FX.

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FX presents Mr. InBetween.

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-You all right?
-ALLY: Yup.

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BRUCE:
Mm.

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(Bruce and Ally
laugh softly)

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-RAY: Um...
-Which way?

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RAY:
It's down here.

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-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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(Ally laughs)

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(Ally speaking indistinctly)

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Can you see?

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Oh, yeah.

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-Oh, yeah.
-So if you just pop in.

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-Just pop in.
-Yeah.
-ALLY (laughing): Out.

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BRITTANY:
Uh, I don't know.

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-You don't know.
-Hydrated something.

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(whispering):
Hey, Brittany. Britt.

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Shh.

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Okay.

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-See it?
-Uh-huh.

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All right, you want to go on in?

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(birds singing)

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(Ray whispers indistinctly)

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Come on.

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Yeah, okay.

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Isn't she gorgeous?

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-Yeah.
-She's beautiful.

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Look at these colors
in her mane-- they're amazing.

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Dad, come on.

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-You gonna come on?
-No, uh, you go.

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-She's so soft.
-Yeah.

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Can we take her home?

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I don't think
she'll fit in the car, love.

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(chuckles)

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Put that down.

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(chuckles)

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(birds singing)

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Dad, look.
It's unicorn poo.

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Dirty.

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All right,
better get going, love.

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-So...
-But I want to stay.

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Yeah, I know, but we'll...

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-we'll come back
another day, all right?
-Okay.

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Bye.

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(whispering):
I will never forget you.

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Let's go, eh?

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-(grunts)
-Look.

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-Oh, that's cool.
-Wow.

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-Beauty.
-ALLY: You want a hand?

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Yeah.
(grunting softly)

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-Just watch it...
-I'm okay.
-Yeah, yeah.

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-You got it?
-Yeah.

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(leaves rustling)

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(soft clattering)

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(clicks tongue)

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(whispering):
Hey.

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Hey.
(clicks tongue)

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Good girl. Good girl.

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Yeah, good girl. Good girl.

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You want
to get this horn off, eh?

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Let me. Come on.

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There you go.
There you go.

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-(groans)
-(whinnies)

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Oh. Fuck.

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(doorbell plays a tune)

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How ya going?

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Can we have a word outside?

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Sure.

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(Ray hums a tune)

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What's up?

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Brit said you had
the sex talk with her?

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Yup.

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Look, I'm not having a go
at you, but don't you think

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it's important that
if you're gonna have those kind

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of conversations with her, you
at least flag it with me first?

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Well, I couldn't
flag it with you

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'cause she caught us
having sex.

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Oh.

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Where were you having sex?

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-Does it matter?
-No,

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-just...
-What, do you think
we're having sex

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-in front of her or something?
-No.

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-I just... It's just...
-(door opens)

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BRITTANY:
Hi.

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-Hello.
-Are we going bowling?

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Are we going bowling?
Um...

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I don't know. I don't know if
I'm allowed to take you bowling.

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-You better ask your mum.
-Mum, can we go bowling?

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Of course
you can go bowling, sweetie.

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-Cool.
-Awesome.

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(grunts)

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Nice. Nice.

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BRITTANY:
Oh, no.

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RAY:
Still got a fair shake.

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-I'm gonna win still.
-No, you're not.

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-Yes, I am.
-No, I got a key in there.

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No, I'm gonna win.

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No, I'm gonna start.
I'm gonna focus now.

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* Tonight... *

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No!

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Now you have... 40 points.

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40. I'm catching up.

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(indistinct conversations)

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-(kids chattering)
-It's fucked.

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I spent an hour this morning
going from place to place,

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just trying
to find a normal breakfast.

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What happened
to bacon and eggs on toast?

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-Mm.
-Spin me.

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And now it's all fuckin'

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smashed avo on a brioche
of quail eggs

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served up by some Pilate...

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weekend Pilates instructor

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man-bun ponce named Tristan
who wants

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-to give you a lecture
about fuckin' gluten-free and...
-MADDY: Faster, faster!

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-I gave up, man.
-Mm.

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So you're living
in Bondi now, eh?

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No, I just brought Maddy over
to the beach.

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I'm in Maroubra.

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On your own?

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Me and Zoey split up.

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When did this happen?

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-Early March.
-Thanks for telling me.

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(short chuckle)

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You don't want to hear
about that shit, mate.

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So, you working?

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MADDY:
Brittany!

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-Do you want me to spin you?
-How come?

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What am I gonna do?

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You got to do something, man.

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Can I have a drink, Dad?

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-Sure, Mads. What do you want?
-Lemonade.

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Lemonade?
What do you say?

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Please?

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Please, Dad,
'cause you are the best daddy

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in the universe.

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Please, Dad,
because you are the best dad

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in the universe.

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-Huh?
-Well-trained. Well done. Mm.

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Brittany!
Other way.

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(toilet flushing)

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-What?
-What's that smell?

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What smell?

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-The cigarette smell.
-Don't know.

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Must be one of the neighbors.

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Mum says you smoke.

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Yeah, I used to smoke.

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But not anymore?

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Mm-mmm.

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Pinky swear?

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I'm not gonna pinky swear.

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Look, I s...
You know...

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-I have one occasionally,
all right?
-Why did you lie?

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'Cause I don't want you knowing
that I smoke.

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-Why?
-'Cause I don't want you
thinking it's okay to smoke,

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and then, one day,
you start smoking.

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No way. Smoking's bad for you.
It gives you cancer.

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-I'm not stupid.
-Yeah, well, I didn't say
you were stupid.

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Well, I don't want you
to get cancer.

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Well, I don't want
to get cancer, either.

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-Then why don't you stop, then?
-'Cause it's not

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bloody easy to quit.

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It's...

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addictive.

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Why?

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Well, you got this... there's
this stuff called nicotine.

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Now, that's a chemical,
all right?

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And that's in
the cigarettes, right?

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So when you smoke it, you get
used to getting that nicotine.

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So when you stop,
the receptors in your brain

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don't get the nicotine anymore,
and they start screaming out,

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and it makes you go crazy.

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Well, will you stop for me?

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-(sighs)
-Please?

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All right.

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Promise?

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Look,

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I promise you
I'll try to quit, okay?

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I can't guarantee 100%
that I can do it,

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but I'll try, okay?

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Well, you need to try
really, really hard.

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Okay. I promise

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I'll try really hard, okay?

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-Okay.
-Ah.

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Happy now?

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-Yes.
-Good.

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Clean your room up?

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-No, it's Christmas.
-You don't clean your room up,

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-Santa won't give you
any presents.
-You told me

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-Santa's not real.
-Yeah, well, I won't give you

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any presents if you don't
clean your bloody room.

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-How does that sound?
-(sighs) Fine.

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Mm-hmm.
Bye-bye.

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BRUCE:
No, no. That one.

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Yeah.

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Who's that from, Britt?

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-From Uncle Bruce.
-Okay.
-Mm.

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Oh, cool. Thanks.

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Is that all right?

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Yeah, it's great.

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You're welcome, beautiful.

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Do you want your present now?

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-You got me a present?
-Mm-hmm.

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Sure.

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Are you ready?

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-Yeah.
-Tell Uncle Bruce

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what your present is, Britt.

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Oh. Um, I wrote you some jokes.

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You wrote some jokes?

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-Mm-hmm.
-Tell him what you want to be

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-when you grow up.
-A stand-up comedian.

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A stand-up comedian?
Wow.

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When did this happen?

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Oh, this is just what she wants
to be this week, mate.

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It'll, uh...
it'll change next week.

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BRUCE:
All right.

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RAY:
Go for it, Britt.

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What's brown and sticky?

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I don't know. What?

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A stick.

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Oh.
(chuckles)

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Oh. Very good.

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Why did the chicken
cross the road?

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I don't know. Why did
the chicken cross the road?

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Why are you asking me?
I asked you.

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Eh?

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Don't look at me, man.

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(both laugh)

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Very good.

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-Knock, knock.
-Who's there?

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Interrupting cow.

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Interrup...

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-Moo.
-Ah.

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-You got me. Very good.
-(chuckles)

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-Very good. Bravo.
-Okay.
-(clapping)

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Very...
Thank you, beautiful.

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Mm.

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What'd you get me, man?

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-You?
-Mm.

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Oh...

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Here we go.

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Oh, you got me one of those.

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-Yeah.
-Oh, okay.

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Oh, I got you...
I-I got you something,

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but I got you two of 'em.

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-Oh. Thank you.
-Yeah. Yeah.

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(both chuckle)

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Is that for Ally?

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-Yeah.
-Yeah?

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What did you get her?

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I made her a necklace.

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-You made it?
-Yeah.

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She will love that.

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-Um, you got all your stuff?
-Mm-hmm.

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-Hey, mate, you sure
you don't want to come?
-No, mate.

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I'm good.

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What are you gonna do?

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Television.

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00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,371
All right.
Okay.

261
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,140
-Come on, boogaloo.
-Bye.
-Bye.

262
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:21,608
You look beautiful.

263
00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:22,609
-Thanks, mate.
-Thanks.

264
00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:24,611
-Not you.
-Oh.

265
00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:26,446
Merry Christmas!

266
00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:28,715
-Merry Christmas.
-Merry Christmas, mate.

267
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,751
-See you in a bit.
-Yeah.

268
00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:33,787
(door closes)

269
00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:42,762
RAY:
32.

270
00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:44,965
Ah.

271
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,266
(clears throat softly)

272
00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:49,502
Want to ring that bell, love?

273
00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:53,240
Nice house, huh?

274
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,408
Eh?

275
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,310
Hi!
Merry Christmas.

276
00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:59,312
Hi, darling.
Oh.

277
00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:01,248
Oh!
You didn't have to do that.

278
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,283
Thank you.
Come in, come in, come in.

279
00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:05,685
-Merry Christmas.
-Merry Christmas.

280
00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:09,356
(indistinct chatter)

281
00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:10,958
-So, that... Oh.
-(door closes)

282
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:12,592
Here we go.

283
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,761
-What's your mum's name again?
-Sally.

284
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:15,762
(exhales)

285
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,764
-Hello.
-Hi.

286
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,166
-Merry Christmas.
-Mum, this is Brittany.

287
00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:20,834
-This is Ray.
-How you doing?

288
00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:22,435
-How you doing, Ray?
-Um... Oh, here.

289
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:23,770
-Hang on.
-Merry Christmas. Welcome.

290
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,873
Merry Chr... Yeah,
merry Christmas to you, too.

291
00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,474
-Nice house.
-Oh.

292
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,109
-Thank you very much.
-Sure. Yeah.

293
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,011
-Did you want
a sparkling apple juice?
-Yes, please.

294
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,312
Yes. And can I open this now,
please?

295
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:33,313
-Yes.
-You sure?

296
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:34,314
-Uh-huh.
-Okay.
-Would you like a beer?

297
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:35,648
-Wine?
-Yeah. Yeah, that'd
be great, yeah.

298
00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:36,783
Come on outside.

299
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,151
-Okay. Cool.
-Yeah.

300
00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:39,887
SALLY:
This is where
it's all happening.

301
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,655
TOM:
So, what do you get
if you cross a skeleton

302
00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:44,491
with a famous detective?

303
00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:46,059
TRENT:
What, Dad?

304
00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:48,028
Sherlock Bones.

305
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:51,164
-Oh, come on. No.
-(laughs)

306
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:52,832
-ALISHA:
I liked the sausage one better.
-TRENT: Here you go, Mum.

307
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:55,402
-(conversation continuing)
-SALLY: Thanks, love.

308
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,004
-(Tom laughs)
-ALLY: Terrible. I'm sorry.

309
00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:59,006
-TROY: Genius. Genius.
-TOM: That is a cracker.

310
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,674
(quietly):
Are you okay?

311
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,076
I need a smoke.

312
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,912
-Well, go have one.
-Can't.

313
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:07,480
Promised Britt I'd give up.

314
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:10,550
On Christmas Day?

315
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:11,919
Jesus H.

316
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:13,153
-Mm.
-Mm.

317
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,254
Okay. Good.

318
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:15,522
TOM:
Hey, Ray,

319
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,157
ever played Secret Santa before?

320
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,892
-No, mate.
-Oh, mate,

321
00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:21,328
you are in for the time
of your life.

322
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,064
Okay, the way it works:
there's 12 of us in here--

323
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:25,732
there's all
the little cards in here

324
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,667
-with numbers on 'em, one to 12.
-TRENT: We all know how to play,
Dad.

325
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,202
Everybody takes a number.
Come on, Troy.

326
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:32,172
-Come on in, mate.
You grab a number there.
-Oh, sorry, Pop.

327
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,406
Okay, now, what's gonna
happen is that

328
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:34,908
whoever draws number one,

329
00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:37,911
-they get to go up there first.
There you go, T-Roy.
-Thanks, Pops.

330
00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:39,679
Number two, they follow 'em up

331
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,348
and they get to pick
a present as well.

332
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,250
Now, here's where
it gets interesting.

333
00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:45,085
If they don't like
their present,

334
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,920
-they can swap it
with number one.
-Yeah.

335
00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:48,621
-(laughs)
-Which means number 12

336
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:51,724
is the best place to be, okay?
Because you get to pick

337
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:53,793
-from all the other presents
at the end.
-RAY: Okay.

338
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:55,428
And here's me.
I got number four.

339
00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:57,597
-Who's number one?
-Aw, that's m...
I have it again.

340
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,232
Same as last year.

341
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,468
-Every year. Loser.
-(indistinct chatter)

342
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,136
Oh, Dad! Okay.

343
00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:05,138
-Can I check
what they all-all are?
-ALISHA: Just-just--

344
00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:07,140
-Don't shake too hard.
Some are breakable.
-TROY: Biscuits.

345
00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:09,142
-Can I... (laughs)
-Biscuits.

346
00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:11,144
-TRENT: Come on, sis.
-ALLY: All right,
I'll go for the thin one. Okay.

347
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:13,413
-TOM: Fish bowl, for sure.
-ALISHA: I'm guessing a book.

348
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,815
What have we got? We've got...

349
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:19,252
-Ah. How to Insult People
in 50 Languages.
-What is it?

350
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:21,154
-How useful.
-TOM: Oh, that's perfect
for you, love.

351
00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:24,557
-(laughter)
-* Have yourself *

352
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:28,928
-* A merry little Christmas... *
-A lightsaber. (whooshing)

353
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:30,998
ALISHA:
What do you want to do, Zo--
do you want to swap it?

354
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,932
-* Let your heart be light *
-TOM: No! No, I don't want to...

355
00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:35,635
Aw!

356
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,437
Not just one-- two!

357
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:41,141
-* From now on *
-Block your eyes,
block your eyes.

358
00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:43,843
-* Our troubles will be out... *
-What is that? Oh.

359
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:46,913
-TOM: You got a good one?
-Yeah.

360
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,248
TROY:
Oh!

361
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,017
Oh!

362
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:52,119
She-Ra!

363
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:55,955
-No, that's special.
-* Have yourself *

364
00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:58,258
-* A merry little *
-Merry Christmas.

365
00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,993
-Ooh!
-* Christmas... *

366
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,995
Dinos.

367
00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:05,432
Dino molds. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right, yeah.

368
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,535
-I'm gonna have to swap.
Sorry. Sorry.
-Oh!

369
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,770
* From now on *

370
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,539
-* Our troubles *
-TOM: Oh, that's
a beautiful present.

371
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,307
-* Will be miles away... *
-Good on ya, mate.

372
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:18,178
And lucky last, number 12...

373
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,147
is Trent.

374
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,482
-Come on up here, son.
-ALLY: You're the worst.

375
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,684
-TOM: Come on.
-Sounds broken.

376
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:27,354
Is that the--
is that the "shake gently" one?

377
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,189
-That's the "shake gently" one.
-That's-that's...

378
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:31,324
TROY:
Bet you it's teacups.
I bet you it's teacups.

379
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:32,559
(Trent grunts)

380
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:33,826
TROY:
Yeah, bet you it's teacups.

381
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,528
* Of yore... *

382
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:37,864
-Ah, see, I told you.
-ALLY: Ah, the couple together.

383
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:40,567
See, they even look like the two
of you. That's perfect.

384
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,202
TRENT:
Thanks, sis.

385
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:43,870
-TOM: Dino mold.
You'll love that.
-ALISHA: Take these.

386
00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:45,705
-Well, Dad,
those-those do look good.
-(chatter continuing)

387
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,874
-TROY:
He's going for the headphones.
-ALISHA: You want... Take these.

388
00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:49,542
But I think I like
what's in the box.

389
00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,544
-Oh, you're not.
-SALLY: Trent.

390
00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:53,813
-TOM: Trent.
-Come on.
-ALISHA: Oh, my God.

391
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,882
-What is wrong with him?
She's just a little kid.
-TRENT: What?

392
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:58,551
-Hey, it's the rules.
-She's a kid, man. Dude.

393
00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,353
-Really?
-ISABELLE: I want the unicorn.

394
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:02,489
TROY:
What are you gonna do
with a unicorn?

395
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:05,024
-I don't know yet.
-TOM: All right, everybody.

396
00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:08,027
(chuckles)
Let's, um... l-let's, uh,

397
00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:09,662
-clean the place up,
pick up all the papers.
-All right.

398
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,898
-Then we'll go and have a drink
outside. What do you say?
-(indistinct chatter)

399
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:14,601
-MIA: Merry Christmas!
-ALISHA: Merry Christmas!
Grab a bag,

400
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,002
-and we'll put it all in here.
-ROB: Merry Christmas.

401
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,404
TOM: Good on ya, Robbie.
-ALISHA: Rob, have you been
chewing yours?

402
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,415
How's it going, dude?

403
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,183
Yeah, good.

404
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:31,584
Smoke?

405
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,253
Nah, I gave up.

406
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:34,587
Yeah, I should.

407
00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:36,956
Yeah, you should.
(sniffs)

408
00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:39,592
Hey, you know that, uh...
that unicorn candle?

409
00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:42,595
-Yeah, it's pretty cool,
isn't it?
-Yeah. Yeah.

410
00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:44,964
Is there any chance
you can give it back?

411
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:46,966
Why?

412
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,868
Well, me daughter, she's...

413
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,804
kind of obsessed with unicorns
at the moment.

414
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:54,374
-Yeah.
-And, uh, you know,

415
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,109
I was hoping maybe, you know,
you can give it back

416
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:58,545
and, you know, I'll, uh,

417
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,247
throw you 100 bucks
or something.

418
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,249
You trying to bribe me
to give your daughter

419
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,917
-the unicorn candle?
-I wouldn't say I'm bribing you.

420
00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:06,319
More like I'm...

421
00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:08,655
asking you a favor, you know?

422
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,657
And if you can do it...

423
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,425
I'll show a bit of gratitude

424
00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:14,060
and throw you some cash.

425
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,928
Do I look like I need the money?

426
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,732
I don't think you look
like you need the money.

427
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,335
You know how much I make
in a year?

428
00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:23,803
Why-why are you
being a dickhead?

429
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:26,939
(scoffs) Yeah, I think one of us
is being a dickhead.

430
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:38,518
Why the fuck
would you take a present

431
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:41,454
off a little kid?

432
00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:43,990
You're a grown man.
What the fuck do you want

433
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:46,526
with a fuckin' girly candle?

434
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,861
Eh, 'cause it's kitchy.

435
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:51,130
It's kitchy?

436
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:53,032
Yeah. Kitchy.

437
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:54,501
Aha.

438
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:55,902
(short chuckle)

439
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:01,608
* Hail the new year,
lads and lasses *

440
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,976
* Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la *

441
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:06,613
* Sing we joyous, all together *

442
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:09,349
* Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la *

443
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:11,284
* Heedless of the wind
and weather... *

444
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,353
-Trent, just... I know.
-Mum?
-Careful, Mum, careful.

445
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,887
Okay.
Dad, can you get a t...

446
00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:20,327
BRITTANY:
Hey, Dad?

447
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:23,196
What happened
with Ally's brother?

448
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:25,398
I think he tripped over or...

449
00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:28,134
he had a bit much to drink.

450
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,669
So he was drunk?

451
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,070
Yeah, I think so.

452
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:33,573
How come you took
the candle off him?

453
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:36,008
Oh, he didn't
really want it, so...

454
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:38,645
Should I give him
my present, then?

455
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:41,214
No, you keep it.

456
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,722
All right, love.
Kiss, kiss.

457
00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:50,990
Mwah.

458
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:53,059
All right.

459
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,664
-See you.
-Bye.

460
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,065
(door closes)

461
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,168
-JACINTA: Hey.
-Hi.

462
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,537
-How was it?
-Good.

463
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:06,573
-You have fun?
-Yeah.

464
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:10,277
(engine starts)

465
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:30,963
(knocking)

466
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:53,420
(dishes clacking)

467
00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:10,970
-(deep breath)
-I'm sorry.

468
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:13,306
(chuckles):
Yeah.

469
00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:17,009
RAY:
I'm not making excuses, but...

470
00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:19,178
Britt caught me smoking
this morning,

471
00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:20,947
and, um, she made me promise

472
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:23,783
to give up, and I
hadn't smoked all day, and...

473
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:26,486
You know?

474
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,188
Fair enough.

475
00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:33,860
You okay?

476
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:36,329
No.

477
00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:37,564
Yeah.

478
00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:40,767
Fair enough.

479
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,102
What about your bro?
How's...

480
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,504
Is he all right?

481
00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:47,239
How do you think?

482
00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:50,410
Mm.

483
00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:56,549
(exhales)

484
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:06,426
So, you know that guy
that I was engaged to, yeah?

485
00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:09,696
I ended that.

486
00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:12,064
We were together for...

487
00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:14,166
uh, three years.

488
00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:19,572
He had demons, like you.

489
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,142
He used to lash out
and smash things

490
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:26,178
and punch walls.

491
00:22:26,212 --> 00:22:29,582
And then one day
he started on me.

492
00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:33,085
Then he apologized
and told me that he loved me,

493
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:36,288
and... I forgave him.

494
00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:42,695
And then a few weeks later,
he, um...

495
00:22:42,729 --> 00:22:44,397
slapped me.

496
00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:47,033
After that, he kicked me,
punched me...

497
00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:51,738
And every time, you know,
he'd say, uh...

498
00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:54,541
"I'm sorry."

499
00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:56,375
And told me that he loved me.

500
00:22:57,944 --> 00:22:59,111
"I'm sorry."

501
00:23:01,414 --> 00:23:03,382
And he's-he's not a bad person.
I used to tell myself that

502
00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:05,084
all the time.

503
00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:07,286
He's just...
He's damaged, and...

504
00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:10,790
I thought that I could save him.

505
00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:14,360
(short chuckle)
And I tried, I really...

506
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,729
I really tried.

507
00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:20,567
-But I couldn't.
-Mm.

508
00:23:30,309 --> 00:23:32,178
There's a darkness in you.

509
00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:35,748
And I think
that's one of the things

510
00:23:35,782 --> 00:23:37,950
that attracted me to you
in the first place.

511
00:23:37,984 --> 00:23:39,886
But now I think...

512
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:41,921
I don't know, I think that...

513
00:23:43,656 --> 00:23:45,825
...the very thing
I loved about you--

514
00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:47,359
now it scares me.

515
00:23:56,536 --> 00:23:58,004
I'll never hit you.

516
00:23:59,506 --> 00:24:01,508
That's what he used to say.

517
00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:06,779
-And I can't take that chance.
-Mm.

518
00:24:06,813 --> 00:24:08,815
I can't.
I'm sorry.

519
00:24:16,823 --> 00:24:18,825
So that's it?

520
00:24:23,329 --> 00:24:25,798
Yeah.

521
00:24:31,237 --> 00:24:33,005
I'm sorry.

522
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,042
So am I.

523
00:24:39,712 --> 00:24:41,681
I love you.

524
00:24:41,714 --> 00:24:44,016
I do.
Know that.

525
00:24:46,919 --> 00:24:48,888
And walking away
from someone that you love

526
00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:52,659
is one of the hardest fucking
things in the world to do.

527
00:24:54,426 --> 00:24:56,128
Yeah.

528
00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:57,363
(sniffs)

529
00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:03,536
Well...

530
00:25:03,570 --> 00:25:04,737
(sniffs)

531
00:25:14,246 --> 00:25:16,716
Yeah.
All right.

532
00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:24,891
Look after yourself.

533
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:31,197
You too.

534
00:25:39,438 --> 00:25:41,407
(door opens)

535
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,442
(door closes)

536
00:25:49,281 --> 00:25:51,283
(sighs)

537
00:26:10,136 --> 00:26:13,339
(intro to "Dreaming My Dreams
with You" playing)

538
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,476
* I hope that I won't be *

539
00:26:17,509 --> 00:26:21,413
* That wrong anymore *

540
00:26:21,447 --> 00:26:24,216
* And maybe I've learned *

541
00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:25,584
* This time *

542
00:26:27,319 --> 00:26:30,422
* I hope that I find *

543
00:26:30,456 --> 00:26:34,060
* What I'm reaching for *

544
00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:36,095
* The way that it is *

545
00:26:36,128 --> 00:26:38,097
* In my mind *

546
00:26:43,970 --> 00:26:46,338
* Someday *

547
00:26:46,372 --> 00:26:49,809
* I'll get over you *

548
00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:53,112
* I'll live *

549
00:26:53,145 --> 00:26:56,082
* To see it all through *

550
00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:59,585
* But I'll always miss *

551
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:01,587
* Dreaming my dreams *

552
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,555
* With you. *

553
00:27:12,564 --> 00:27:14,533
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH

554
00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:18,237
I'm Brittany's dad.

555
00:27:18,337 --> 00:27:20,740
I work
in the security industry.

556
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,709
Have you ever
killed anybody?

557
00:27:22,742 --> 00:27:24,576
Uh, once.

558
00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:28,047
I'm just kiddin', mate.
I'm just kiddin'.

559
00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:35,554
(hard rock music plays)

560
00:27:39,826 --> 00:27:41,728
(male vocalist growls)

561
00:27:41,761 --> 00:27:44,563
(singing in Spanish)

562
00:27:54,206 --> 00:27:56,208
-La sangre...
-Es la sangre.

563
00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:02,448
ANNOUNCER: Mayans.
All new Tuesdays at 10:00 on FX.

564
00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:07,019
(crying)

565
00:28:07,053 --> 00:28:10,723
-Hey! Slow down!
-(gasping)

566
00:28:10,757 --> 00:28:11,891
(crying continues)

567
00:28:11,924 --> 00:28:13,592
(screams)

568
00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:15,895
ANNOUNCER: AHS 1984.

569
00:28:15,928 --> 00:28:18,464
All new,
Wednesdays at 10:00 on FX.

570
00:28:20,099 --> 00:28:22,034
WOMAN: I want to thank you
for joining the focus group.

571
00:28:22,068 --> 00:28:25,037
-(crashing)
-I just want to say thanks
to the suits back there

572
00:28:25,071 --> 00:28:27,406
for allowing us to be here.

573
00:28:27,439 --> 00:28:29,441
He thinks that's
a two-way mirror.

574
00:28:29,475 --> 00:28:30,943
ANNOUNCER: All-new Sunny.

575
00:28:30,977 --> 00:28:33,479
Wednesdays at 10:00 on FXX.

576
00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:38,650
(upbeat music plays)

577
00:28:40,386 --> 00:28:42,288
-WOMAN: Oh, my God!
-MAN: Ooh.

578
00:28:42,321 --> 00:28:44,256
Look at
these hardwood floors!

579
00:28:44,290 --> 00:28:46,558
(upbeat music plays)