1 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:17,226 (plucking strings) 2 00:00:17,268 --> 00:00:19,061 GUARD: Weiter! 3 00:00:19,103 --> 00:00:20,688 (plucking strings continues) 4 00:00:20,730 --> 00:00:22,356 GUARD: Weiter! 5 00:00:24,275 --> 00:00:26,235 (playing "Kaisermarsch" by Wagner) 6 00:00:33,659 --> 00:00:34,952 Do you hear that, Jews? 7 00:00:34,994 --> 00:00:37,246 It's the music of kings! 8 00:00:37,288 --> 00:00:38,789 Of Wagner! Of the Reich! 9 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:42,793 GUARD: Weiter, weiter. 10 00:00:48,132 --> 00:00:49,925 Wonderful. 11 00:00:58,184 --> 00:00:59,769 It's now or never... 12 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:05,858 One... Two... Three! 13 00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:09,028 (playing "Hava Nagila") 14 00:01:19,872 --> 00:01:22,166 Stop the Jew music! 15 00:01:22,208 --> 00:01:24,043 (band continues playing) 16 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:29,840 Stop the damned Jew music! 17 00:01:29,882 --> 00:01:31,300 You hear me? 18 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:34,762 Didn't you hear me? 19 00:01:34,804 --> 00:01:35,971 What did I say? 20 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:37,097 Stop! 21 00:01:39,725 --> 00:01:40,684 Enough! 22 00:01:40,726 --> 00:01:41,852 Stop it! 23 00:01:41,894 --> 00:01:44,146 (gunshot) 24 00:01:44,188 --> 00:01:45,689 What is wrong with you? 25 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:47,399 Do you all want to die? 26 00:01:51,654 --> 00:01:53,113 Stop! 27 00:01:54,490 --> 00:01:55,533 Enough! 28 00:01:55,574 --> 00:01:57,618 Stop! 29 00:01:57,660 --> 00:01:59,829 -(gunshot) -(grunts) 30 00:01:59,870 --> 00:02:01,163 (birds cawing) 31 00:02:01,205 --> 00:02:03,082 VIOLINIST (faintly): ♪ Hava nagila ♪ 32 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,084 ♪ Hava nagila ♪ 33 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,377 -♪ Hava ♪ -Stop! 34 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:07,962 -♪ Nagila ♪ -Stop! 35 00:02:08,003 --> 00:02:11,048 ♪ Hava nagila, hava... ♪ 36 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:27,189 Well... 37 00:02:27,231 --> 00:02:28,899 What is it? 38 00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:30,067 Go on! 39 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,569 Enough! 40 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:32,653 March on... 41 00:02:32,695 --> 00:02:34,405 Immediately! 42 00:02:34,446 --> 00:02:35,489 Go on! 43 00:02:35,531 --> 00:02:37,116 GUARD: Weiter, weiter! 44 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:40,286 (softly humming "Hava Nagila") 45 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:43,414 (several humming softly) 46 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:53,215 (all humming) 47 00:02:57,636 --> 00:02:59,638 (humming continues) 48 00:03:02,975 --> 00:03:04,935 (humming fades) 49 00:03:04,977 --> 00:03:07,563 ♪ ♪ 50 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,595 ♪ ♪ 51 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:13,045 MEYER: And on the Second Day, God created... 52 00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:15,255 The Hunters. 53 00:04:15,297 --> 00:04:17,174 -Come on, let's go. -MURRAY: Meyer... 54 00:04:17,216 --> 00:04:18,592 -Another sweep of files. -ROXY: Didn't realize we were 55 00:04:18,634 --> 00:04:20,552 -running a kindergarten. -(overlapping chatter) 56 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:23,013 There may be something in Richter's things here, 57 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:24,223 if we dig. 58 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,225 So let's dive in. 59 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,977 Mr. O, I'm not risking 60 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:31,271 going to jail 'cause you got a soft spot for Ruth's grandkid. 61 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:33,148 Now, you're not paying me enough for this shit. 62 00:04:33,190 --> 00:04:35,067 Oh, you're the only one he's paying at all, dearie. 63 00:04:35,109 --> 00:04:36,860 Some of us got responsibilities. 64 00:04:36,902 --> 00:04:39,613 MINDY: Meyer, Ruthie-- zikhronah livrakha-- 65 00:04:39,655 --> 00:04:41,448 wanted the boy 66 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:43,242 -kept from this place. -That's right. 67 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,910 -MEYER: He is meant to be here. -JOE: No, he is not. 68 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:46,745 -Yes, he is. -ROXY: You're gonna come at me for my kid? 69 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:49,623 (overlapping arguing) 70 00:04:49,665 --> 00:04:51,166 MURRAY: But she didn't want this. 71 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:53,794 MEYER: Trust me. Trust and you'll see. 72 00:04:53,836 --> 00:04:55,838 (arguing continues) 73 00:04:57,131 --> 00:04:59,299 ♪ ♪ 74 00:05:01,552 --> 00:05:04,596 (voices echoing) 75 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:16,900 -Who's "Karl Holstedder"? -What did you say? 76 00:05:16,942 --> 00:05:19,653 -Who's "Karl Holstedder"? -Holstedder. 77 00:05:19,695 --> 00:05:20,988 -Uh... -Yes. 78 00:05:21,030 --> 00:05:23,407 Gene Martin, aka Heinz Richter... 79 00:05:23,449 --> 00:05:25,576 -Yes. -This letter was among his things 80 00:05:25,617 --> 00:05:27,036 in the toy shop. 81 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:31,248 Every eighth letter: "Send instructions #4... 82 00:05:31,290 --> 00:05:33,959 -Right. -"...to Karl Holstedder. 83 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:37,546 -147 Ocean Way..." -Oh, yeah. 84 00:05:37,588 --> 00:05:39,214 "...Port Washington, NY." 85 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:40,924 -It's a coded message. -Yes. 86 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:43,385 Encyclopedia Brown-stein over here. 87 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:46,096 MEYER: You can't change a creature's nature. 88 00:05:46,138 --> 00:05:47,514 A bear hunts. 89 00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:49,141 A hog shits. 90 00:05:49,183 --> 00:05:51,727 A Nazi plots. 91 00:05:51,769 --> 00:05:54,563 There's no Karl Holstedder on the list. 92 00:05:54,605 --> 00:05:56,899 So we search the Ark. Come on. 93 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:58,650 Let's do it. 94 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:00,402 LONNY: We're all gonna fit in here? 95 00:06:00,444 --> 00:06:02,905 Bringing the kid was a big mistake. 96 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:05,574 You know what? I-I'm not a kid. Okay? 97 00:06:05,616 --> 00:06:07,659 I was bar mitzvahed seven years ago, Sister. 98 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:10,871 Chanted a little Leviticus, boogied to Mungo Jerry. 99 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:12,539 After my haftorah, got an over-the-pants hand job 100 00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:14,583 from Ruchel Rekenstein. 101 00:06:14,625 --> 00:06:16,376 I know you think I'm this undescended testicle, 102 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:17,878 but I'm old enough to drink, smoke, 103 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:20,255 enlist in the Army, so... I'm not a kid. 104 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:22,966 And unless you want to Greyhound over to the Indian casino 105 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:25,761 and recruit the Navajo Windtalkers, 106 00:06:25,803 --> 00:06:27,429 I think you fucking need me. 107 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:35,187 One misstep and I will do things to you 108 00:06:35,229 --> 00:06:37,189 so traumatizing, you'll wet your knickers 109 00:06:37,231 --> 00:06:40,234 any time you even see Mary fucking Poppins on the telly. 110 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:43,612 Are we clear, boy? 111 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:48,700 MEYER: You like bar mitzvahs? 112 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,786 Welcome to ours. 113 00:06:50,828 --> 00:06:52,913 You're on, Lonny. 114 00:06:52,955 --> 00:06:56,708 Well, this movie star needs no introduction, 115 00:06:56,750 --> 00:07:01,171 but let's tell the kid who he's ménage-à-ocho-ing with, huh? 116 00:07:01,213 --> 00:07:03,006 Take it away, Ruchel. 117 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:05,384 RUCHEL: Shalom, goys and gals. 118 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,261 (woman shouts) 119 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:08,846 Former MI6, 120 00:07:08,887 --> 00:07:11,223 now you run logistics and mission-planning fun. 121 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:14,726 Sister Harriet, come light candle number one. 122 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:16,812 ♪ ♪ 123 00:07:16,854 --> 00:07:18,605 (choking) 124 00:07:18,647 --> 00:07:19,731 MAN: Hallelujah! 125 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:22,568 RUCHEL: Thank you, thank you. 126 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:23,819 WOMAN: Amen! 127 00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:25,320 My bedroom's covered with posters 128 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:27,322 of this dreamy, hunky Jew. 129 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:30,492 Lonny Flash, master of mimicry and disguise, 130 00:07:30,534 --> 00:07:32,703 come light candle number two. 131 00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:34,538 ♪ ♪ 132 00:07:38,167 --> 00:07:39,543 (cheering) 133 00:07:39,585 --> 00:07:41,086 WOMAN: It's him! It's really him! 134 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:42,880 WOMAN 2: Oh, my God, I love your movies! 135 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:45,007 MAN: Like a Jewish Robert Redford, I'm telling you! 136 00:07:45,048 --> 00:07:46,842 A black power activist, 137 00:07:46,884 --> 00:07:49,678 no detail escapes Roxy Jones of NYC. 138 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:52,514 Will this counterfeiter, forger, and crime scene cleaner 139 00:07:52,556 --> 00:07:54,141 light candle number three? 140 00:07:54,183 --> 00:07:57,311 ♪ ♪ 141 00:07:59,855 --> 00:08:01,565 -(cheering) -WOMAN: Power to the people! 142 00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:03,025 WOMAN 2: Groovy, baby! 143 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:05,277 (man shouting) 144 00:08:05,319 --> 00:08:08,655 This human weapon is home from 'Nam after three long tours. 145 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:12,701 Joe Mizushima, forever soldier, light candle number four. 146 00:08:12,743 --> 00:08:15,120 -♪ ♪ -(bomb whistling) 147 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:17,539 (explosion) 148 00:08:17,581 --> 00:08:19,750 MAN: God bless America! 149 00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:22,461 WOMAN: Got a nice tochis, that one! 150 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,129 Mindy and Murray, you've survived 151 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:25,756 the greatest horror in life. 152 00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:28,258 Will you genius, gadget-making weapons experts 153 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:29,676 light candle number five? 154 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:31,929 ♪ ♪ 155 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:41,980 -(cheering) -MAN: Baruch Hashem! 156 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:44,691 And finally, my bat mitzvah bash 157 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:47,402 wouldn't be possible without this titan of design. 158 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:49,821 Meyer Offerman, millionaire bankroller, 159 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:51,907 master plotter, and chief vigilante, 160 00:08:51,949 --> 00:08:54,534 come light this sixth candle of mine. 161 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:56,578 ♪ ♪ 162 00:09:00,415 --> 00:09:02,417 (applause, cheering) 163 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:09,466 PHOTOGRAPHER: Okay, everybody, say cheese! 164 00:09:09,508 --> 00:09:10,634 Cheese! 165 00:09:10,676 --> 00:09:12,594 MEYER: Marvelous. 166 00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:15,597 Now that we're all mischpocha, 167 00:09:15,639 --> 00:09:18,934 let's go find this Karl Holstedder motherfucker, 168 00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:20,352 shall we? 169 00:09:20,394 --> 00:09:23,063 HARRIET: Leave no stone unturned. 170 00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:25,482 -No. -Pore over every file. 171 00:09:25,524 --> 00:09:27,609 Look for anything connected to a Karl Holstedder 172 00:09:27,651 --> 00:09:29,695 or 147 Ocean Way. 173 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,530 So this is... 174 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,407 The Ark. 175 00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:36,618 This is the house that Ruth built. 176 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:39,371 She did this. 177 00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:41,456 Like Noah before her, 178 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:43,500 Ruth built a vessel 179 00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:48,547 to guard from extinction today's endangered species: 180 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,216 memory, truth. 181 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:53,010 How? 182 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:54,720 How did she do all this? 183 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:58,557 She unearthed all the classified files, 184 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,434 records, 185 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:03,020 interviewed thousands of survivors. 186 00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:14,823 Wish I knew about all this while she was still around. 187 00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:18,201 She's still around, kindeleh. 188 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:21,538 The Ark breathes of her. 189 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:23,749 It beats of her. 190 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:26,251 Can't you feel it? 191 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,295 She is here. 192 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,385 ♪ ♪ 193 00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:43,060 (sighs deeply) 194 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,647 (closes journal) 195 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,817 Where do I start? 196 00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:52,861 (birds singing) 197 00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:58,992 Sommers! 198 00:10:59,034 --> 00:11:00,869 Sommers, open up! 199 00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:03,246 NEIGHBOR: Hey, lady, it's 5:00 in the fucking morning! 200 00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:05,248 Sir, if you know what's good for you, 201 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,541 you will go back to watching 202 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,335 your penis pump commercial, okay? 203 00:11:08,377 --> 00:11:10,337 I'm tired, I'm hungry, I'm in fucking Florida. 204 00:11:10,379 --> 00:11:12,839 Don't fuck with me right now, okay? Sommers! 205 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:14,466 -What the hell are you doing? -Hey. 206 00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:16,009 You... 207 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,887 I went by Gretel's place. 208 00:11:18,929 --> 00:11:20,347 What, you been there all night? 209 00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:22,182 Uh-huh. 210 00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:24,267 I had a hunch. 211 00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:27,437 So... I scoured again. 212 00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:29,523 And I found this. 213 00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:44,538 -But NASA said she was a war refugee. -Mm-hmm. 214 00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:46,456 And yet here she is, 215 00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:48,750 looking as excited as a white girl 216 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:52,003 at an Engelbert Humperdinck concert. 217 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:55,298 So you think she was a... Nazi? 218 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,426 I think she was a Nazi chemist. 219 00:11:57,467 --> 00:12:00,762 Zyklon B. Industrial-grade pesticide. 220 00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:03,932 That was the same shit used to gas her. 221 00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:07,394 Like I said, it felt personal. 222 00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:09,980 I think... 223 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:12,816 Gretel had something to do with the gas chambers. 224 00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:14,401 Jesus. 225 00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:16,069 How'd a Nazi get into the States? 226 00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:18,155 I'm on the first flight back to New York to find out. 227 00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:20,782 Talk to INS, the Bureau, see what they can tell me. 228 00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:23,785 Yeah, I'll do some digging around here. See what comes up. 229 00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:27,080 I'll give you a call if I find something. 230 00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:29,875 She looked so little, didn't she? 231 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,501 She didn't look like no monster. 232 00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:34,212 She looked old and little and ordinary. 233 00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:36,965 Monsters can be little. 234 00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:40,010 Monsters can be old. 235 00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:42,804 Hell, monsters can be us. 236 00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:44,973 (over P.A.): This is your captain speaking. We're at 35,000 feet... 237 00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:48,018 -When are we gonna get there? -Stop. Stop, put your foot down. 238 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:51,354 BOY: I want to see Tyler Tiger at Wally World. 239 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:52,522 -Shh. -Peanuts? 240 00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:54,608 No, he's allergic. 241 00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:57,736 I'll have. 242 00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,697 There you are. 243 00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:02,532 STEWARDESS: Peanuts? 244 00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:06,870 Is it bad? 245 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:13,084 His allergy. Is it... deadly? 246 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:16,505 It can be, yes. 247 00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:24,179 Scary. What a way to go. 248 00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:26,932 Well... 249 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:29,851 there'll be a cure soon. 250 00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:31,520 I won't rest till there is. 251 00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:34,272 Oh, you and me both. 252 00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:39,819 You know... 253 00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:43,365 allergies are a modern invention. 254 00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:48,245 Like depression or schizophrenia. 255 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:53,458 Because once upon a time, we let nature reign, 256 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:58,380 and it weeded out the sick and the weak from our gene pool. 257 00:13:58,421 --> 00:14:01,800 It kept us... pure. 258 00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:09,224 These days, well, there is a drug for everything. 259 00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:12,477 Yet suddenly the whole population is now sick, 260 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:15,772 and the sick have created so much violence and suffering 261 00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:18,692 that a person has to hop on a plane and pay a small fortune 262 00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,569 to take pictures with anthropomorphic animals 263 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,612 just to keep himself sane. 264 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,824 All because we tell the nice stewardess 265 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:30,495 a little boy shouldn't have any Miss Petunia's Peanuts. 266 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,539 Or perhaps he should. 267 00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:35,834 Because he is the poison, 268 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:40,130 and this is the cure. 269 00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,925 So... peanut? 270 00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,350 JEANINE FRIST: Tonight on First with Frist, 271 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:55,812 Biff Simpson on the tragic massacre of his family. 272 00:14:55,854 --> 00:15:00,025 It'll be the little things I miss most. 273 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:03,653 Eating Little Caesars pizza... 274 00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:06,156 watching Six Million Dollar Man, 275 00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:08,199 cuddled on the couch. 276 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:12,412 Just telling 'em "I love you." 277 00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:18,376 I wish I could have done more. 278 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:24,549 I wish it'd... it'd been me. 279 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,679 But my Lottie always said... 280 00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:36,561 ...love means never having to say you're sorry. 281 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,730 (whimpers) 282 00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:41,066 (sobbing) 283 00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:48,406 This has been a special presentation 284 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,116 of First with Frist. 285 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:52,827 And now back to your regular programming, 286 00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:55,163 Me and the Chimp. 287 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:04,297 You don't remember us, do you? 288 00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:06,883 -I don't think so. -(Murray chuckles) 289 00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:09,511 My mother always said, "Murray, you have a forgettable face." 290 00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,680 Ages five to eight, she reintroduced herself 291 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,098 every time she saw me. 292 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,058 -True story. -(laughs) 293 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:17,644 Oh, well, you-you were 294 00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:22,315 just a yingeleh-- f-five or six years old. 295 00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:27,278 Your safta took you to meet us at Art's Deli. 296 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,322 -Yeah, yeah. Mm-hmm. -Remember that, Murray? 297 00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:33,243 -Cute as a kugel you were. -(Murray chuckling) 298 00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:36,788 You looked just like him. 299 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:39,541 JOE: Hey, got something. 300 00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:42,001 An SS roll from Buchenwald. 301 00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:45,296 Names a Nazi engineer, Karl Holstedder. 302 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:48,007 Buchenwald. Engineer. 10-4, Eleanor. 303 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:51,261 Yeah. 304 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,849 Karl Holstedder, 305 00:16:55,890 --> 00:17:00,019 the Pied Piper of Buchenwald. 306 00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:02,647 He was the emcee of the Buchenwald camp. 307 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:05,024 A brilliant radio engineer, 308 00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:07,694 he ran the camp's control center. 309 00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:10,572 But on Saturday, Shabbos, 310 00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:13,491 he held his horror show, The Star of Buchenwald. 311 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,410 Good Evening, Buchenwald! 312 00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:16,786 Your master of ceremonies, 313 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:19,164 Hauptsturmfuhrer Holstedder here. 314 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,332 Back for another episode of 315 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:24,544 THE STAR OF BUCHENWALD! 316 00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:35,930 (mid-tempo music playing) 317 00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:38,725 MEYER: It was a singing competition. 318 00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:41,561 A sadistic Gong Show. 319 00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:46,524 Every Shabbos, Holstedder rounded up ten men 320 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:51,112 and made them sing for their lives. 321 00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:54,199 (singing in German) 322 00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:59,829 MEYER: If you sang out of tune... 323 00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:01,998 It's a D-flat, 324 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,042 Number 218763. 325 00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:07,921 (gunshot) 326 00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,964 (singing in German) 327 00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:21,351 If you forgot the words... 328 00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:23,937 Come on, 217742: 329 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:30,652 "In the Graceland of our Fathers." 330 00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:32,362 (gunshot) 331 00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:35,073 (all singing) 332 00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:42,789 Someone is a quarter step ahead... 333 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,292 (gunshot) 334 00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:49,087 Until there was only one left. 335 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:53,925 (screaming) 336 00:18:57,428 --> 00:19:02,016 Well, Mr. Holstedder... 337 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:04,811 come on down. 338 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:14,279 So, how do you like The Hunters? 339 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,406 They scare the shit out of me. 340 00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:18,366 (Meyer laughing) 341 00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:20,827 Yes! (chuckles) 342 00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:24,789 How'd you recruit 'em, anyway, Professor X? 343 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:30,295 No. 344 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,716 Well... 345 00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:38,928 ...I went to a matchmaker. 346 00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:42,181 -♪ Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match... ♪ -But that's not all she is. 347 00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:44,225 (man speaking indistinctly) 348 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,102 (doorbell buzzes) 349 00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:48,938 ♪ Night after night, in the dark I'm alone... ♪ 350 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,732 Yes, thank you. 351 00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:53,568 ♪ Of my own. ♪ 352 00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:56,237 HILDA (chuckling): Oh, my God. 353 00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:59,324 -Shalom, my dear love. -I can't believe this. 354 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:02,035 -Oh, I can't either. -Mwah. 355 00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:05,121 -My darling. -Come sit, Meyerleh, sit. 356 00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:07,582 Eh, what a neighborhood. 357 00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:09,250 I know. Very fancy. 358 00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:14,213 -It is fancy. I'm so glad I dressed. -(laughs) 359 00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:16,049 30 years in our new shtetl of Manhattan, 360 00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:20,219 you don't break fast with me, you don't venture to my sukkah. 361 00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:23,806 What did a little old matchmaker do to deserve such kavod? 362 00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:25,934 Well, I wasn't looking to be matched, Hilda. 363 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:28,227 So, if that's all right with you... 364 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:31,147 It's 40 years pining only for Ruth. 365 00:20:31,189 --> 00:20:33,358 This is the oldest "Will They or Won't They" 366 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,568 in the world, since-since Jacob and Rachel. 367 00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:36,986 (laughing): Oh, God. 368 00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:41,449 You have a lot of security for a little old matchmaker, no? 369 00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:45,161 Well, you know, can you think of a creature more dangerous 370 00:20:45,203 --> 00:20:47,372 than a Jewish mother with an unwed daughter? 371 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,832 (both laugh) 372 00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:53,002 Matchmaker in the daylight. 373 00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:55,922 But don't sell yourself short, because you've commodified 374 00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:58,800 the occupation of yenta. 375 00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:02,261 You weaponized the Rolodex. 376 00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:05,264 You are the Jewish world's fixer, no? 377 00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:06,933 Hmm? 378 00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:09,310 So... 379 00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:12,313 if not for a bride, or even a shtup, 380 00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:15,817 you know, one might ponder why the gentleman from Park Avenue 381 00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:18,152 comes all this way to see me. 382 00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:20,905 Hmm? Cut to the liver, darling. 383 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:27,036 Well... Ruth and I, 384 00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:29,914 we found something. 385 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:33,209 Two Nazi doctors... 386 00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:37,505 living here among us. 387 00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:40,800 So, we need you, Hilda. 388 00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:45,388 I help you with this, it makes noise. 389 00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:48,433 In my line of work, noise is death. 390 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:56,065 31 years since liberation. 391 00:21:56,107 --> 00:22:01,029 You know, in that time, I have made 345 matches, 392 00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:05,074 producing 957 new Jewish souls. 393 00:22:05,116 --> 00:22:09,412 And, and seven more imas-to-be are pregnant as we speak. 394 00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:13,833 It should be enough for Hashem, Meyer. 395 00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:22,759 I suppose so, too, comes the responsibility 396 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:27,764 to make the world better for these 957 lives. 397 00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:33,102 You say there are Nazis among us? 398 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:37,607 I suppose, then, you are asking me for... 399 00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:39,942 A team. 400 00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:44,864 I need highly skilled. Covert. See? 401 00:22:44,906 --> 00:22:46,157 This is no team, dear. 402 00:22:46,199 --> 00:22:47,492 -No. -No? 403 00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:50,078 This is appointed by God. 404 00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:53,706 This is a, is a congregation. A tribe. 405 00:22:53,748 --> 00:22:57,710 What you need is a group who knows how to bend the rules. 406 00:22:57,752 --> 00:23:02,173 A collective who will take justice into its own hands. 407 00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:05,009 Ragtag, just like, like The Dirty Dozens. 408 00:23:07,845 --> 00:23:11,849 957. 409 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:16,395 Hilda, if God does not hear that, 410 00:23:16,437 --> 00:23:18,773 then He is deaf. 411 00:23:18,815 --> 00:23:21,692 957. 412 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:29,367 It's still 5,999,043 short. 413 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:30,618 Yes. 414 00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:34,038 But we have time yet, yeah? 415 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,207 Yes. 416 00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:38,251 Come on, 417 00:23:38,292 --> 00:23:41,504 let's go find you these rascals. 418 00:23:41,546 --> 00:23:43,297 You went to a matchmaker to put together 419 00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:44,549 a group of Nazi hunters? 420 00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:47,885 That's... the Jewiest shit I've ever heard. 421 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,053 Why'd they say yes? 422 00:23:50,805 --> 00:23:55,601 In time, you'll come to know their stories. 423 00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:57,520 Their secrets. 424 00:23:57,562 --> 00:24:01,107 And perhaps you'll come to tell them yours. 425 00:24:02,984 --> 00:24:07,196 We leave shortly. Time for a hunt. 426 00:24:07,238 --> 00:24:10,241 MINDY: Just-- I said no. I am not sitting 427 00:24:10,283 --> 00:24:12,243 your beached whale of a cousin, 428 00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:14,370 the insufferable Eileen Shekenstein, 429 00:24:14,412 --> 00:24:15,788 anywhere near us, Murray. 430 00:24:15,830 --> 00:24:19,041 It's Amy's wedding. She'll sit where Amy wants her to sit. 431 00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:21,252 You know she's still never apologized to me 432 00:24:21,294 --> 00:24:23,212 for missing Simchas Torah dinner. 433 00:24:23,254 --> 00:24:24,964 Her husband died the night before. 434 00:24:25,006 --> 00:24:28,134 Well, exactly. That gave her a whole day to RSVP. 435 00:24:28,176 --> 00:24:29,969 Get in the car. 436 00:24:30,011 --> 00:24:32,889 (sighs) 437 00:24:32,930 --> 00:24:34,849 Um... Oh. 438 00:24:34,891 --> 00:24:36,517 Okay. 439 00:24:37,852 --> 00:24:41,147 Uh... sorry, man. 440 00:24:41,189 --> 00:24:43,816 Bet you never met a movie star before, huh? 441 00:24:43,858 --> 00:24:46,402 Judah Macca-bro, how's it hanging? 442 00:24:46,444 --> 00:24:48,446 Uh, fine, yeah. (clears throat) 443 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:51,449 You know, the fear goes away. 444 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,075 What? No, no. 445 00:24:53,117 --> 00:24:56,162 No, I'm-I'm... I'm cool. I'm just, uh... 446 00:24:56,204 --> 00:24:57,580 As scared as an uncircumcised schlong 447 00:24:57,622 --> 00:25:00,541 at a mohel convention? I was, too. 448 00:25:00,583 --> 00:25:02,835 Gets easier, trust me. 449 00:25:02,877 --> 00:25:05,713 (inhales, exhales) 450 00:25:05,755 --> 00:25:10,635 You know, I loved Ruth like she was my own bubbe. 451 00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:13,095 Though, if only she was a couple years younger, 452 00:25:13,137 --> 00:25:15,014 I might've loved her a little differently. 453 00:25:15,056 --> 00:25:17,934 Know what I'm saying? Mazel'd her Tov. 454 00:25:17,975 --> 00:25:19,518 Gefilte'd her fish. 455 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:22,104 -That's fucked up, man. -Hey, she found me at rock bottom. 456 00:25:22,146 --> 00:25:25,399 Okay, she kicked my ass into shape. 457 00:25:25,441 --> 00:25:27,526 Not as good a shape as Kris Kristofferson's ass. 458 00:25:27,568 --> 00:25:29,612 That ass should be in the Louvre. 459 00:25:29,654 --> 00:25:31,364 That's a, that's a thing of miracles, 460 00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:33,074 but she saved me. 461 00:25:33,115 --> 00:25:34,992 -She saved you? -Oh, yeah. 462 00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:38,120 Yeah, she was one special lady, Ruth. 463 00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:42,083 And because I loved her, I love you, brother man. 464 00:25:42,124 --> 00:25:46,003 So if any of these dicks mess with you, I will... 465 00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:47,463 Well, I'm-I'm not gonna fuck with them 466 00:25:47,505 --> 00:25:49,131 'cause they scare the shit out of me, 467 00:25:49,173 --> 00:25:50,883 but I will definitely be like, 468 00:25:50,925 --> 00:25:54,220 "Yeah, they suck" behind their backs with you. 469 00:25:54,262 --> 00:25:57,306 Anything you need, Lonny Flash has got you. 470 00:25:57,348 --> 00:26:00,559 Cheeks and Bootyhole are never gonna believe this shit. 471 00:26:00,601 --> 00:26:02,436 Oh, yeah, who's Bootycall? 472 00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:05,481 Bootyhole and-and Cheeks, they... 473 00:26:05,523 --> 00:26:07,566 They're just some kids on my block. 474 00:26:07,608 --> 00:26:10,861 Yeah. Well, if only they could see you now, right? 475 00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:13,572 A real life fucking Jew-per hero. 476 00:26:13,614 --> 00:26:18,160 Don't be nervous, man. This shit'll be fun. 477 00:26:18,202 --> 00:26:20,788 It's just like the movies, huh. 478 00:26:20,830 --> 00:26:22,832 ("The Great Escape" by John Cameron playing) 479 00:26:28,004 --> 00:26:30,172 NARRATOR: This summer. 480 00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:31,841 Nazis beware. 481 00:26:33,301 --> 00:26:37,263 This Army of the Night is out for your head. 482 00:26:37,305 --> 00:26:40,850 -Reich? Wrong. -(screaming) 483 00:26:40,891 --> 00:26:42,768 (grunting) 484 00:26:42,810 --> 00:26:44,520 Orion Pictures presents 485 00:26:44,562 --> 00:26:47,064 The Hunters. 486 00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:49,817 With newcomer Jonah Heidelbaum 487 00:26:49,859 --> 00:26:53,237 as The Codebreaker. 488 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:55,573 -(shouting) -ROXY: Jonah? 489 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:59,785 You good? You were mumbling to yourself. 490 00:26:59,827 --> 00:27:03,247 Oh, yeah, I'm good. I just, uh, had a little... 491 00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:05,333 (smacks lips) tickle in my throat, you know? 492 00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:08,461 Little cough. (coughs) 493 00:27:08,502 --> 00:27:09,879 Time to go, 494 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,340 Codebreaker. 495 00:27:13,424 --> 00:27:15,426 (engine starts) 496 00:27:23,768 --> 00:27:26,395 (tires screeching) 497 00:27:26,437 --> 00:27:28,647 BETTY (over phone): Immigration and Naturalization Services. 498 00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:31,150 Hey, Betty, it's Millie. Uh, my flight was delayed, 499 00:27:31,192 --> 00:27:33,110 but I'll be across town in an hour, so... 500 00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:35,446 Don't bother, Mil. I pulled the file you called about. 501 00:27:35,488 --> 00:27:37,656 -Yeah? -Gretel Fischer. Ain't nothing in it. 502 00:27:37,698 --> 00:27:39,533 What do you mean there ain't nothing in it? 503 00:27:39,575 --> 00:27:42,703 I don't know. It's been cleared out. It's empty. 504 00:27:42,745 --> 00:27:45,956 -Your files are all empty? -No, just hers and one other. 505 00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:48,042 Looks like her brother, a Hans Fischer. 506 00:27:48,084 --> 00:27:49,502 Hans Fischer? 507 00:27:49,543 --> 00:27:52,755 The family's files are just gone. 508 00:27:53,756 --> 00:27:56,634 (panting) 509 00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:58,886 My mom made me work out with her this morning. 510 00:27:58,928 --> 00:28:01,597 She made me do the rhythm method with her. 511 00:28:01,639 --> 00:28:05,059 Bro, you think the rhythm method is something 512 00:28:05,101 --> 00:28:06,685 it definitely ain't. 513 00:28:06,727 --> 00:28:09,146 (knocking on door) 514 00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:11,649 Fucking stairs. 515 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:14,360 -Yo, J-Money. -(banging on door) 516 00:28:14,402 --> 00:28:17,696 He's not gonna answer. He's mad at us. 517 00:28:17,738 --> 00:28:19,990 You're gonna have to talk to us, bro. 518 00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:22,618 Yeah, we shouldn't have left you. We should... 519 00:28:22,660 --> 00:28:24,370 Look, we're-we're sorry, okay? 520 00:28:24,412 --> 00:28:25,830 We should-- We shouldn't have chickened out. 521 00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:27,498 CAROL: He ain't home. 522 00:28:29,959 --> 00:28:32,461 I haven't seen him in two days. 523 00:28:32,503 --> 00:28:35,881 Two fucking days? 524 00:28:35,923 --> 00:28:39,635 I was actually starting to get worried. 525 00:28:39,677 --> 00:28:43,681 Shit's fishier than a mermaid's cooch at a dolphin orgy. 526 00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:46,434 Where the fuck did he go? 527 00:28:46,475 --> 00:28:49,687 FRANNIE: Yeah, Hans and Gretel 528 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:51,981 hadn't spoken for years. (chuckles) 529 00:28:52,022 --> 00:28:55,276 -You know how siblings can drift apart. -MORRIS: Mm. 530 00:28:55,317 --> 00:28:58,154 But when her son called about the accident, 531 00:28:58,195 --> 00:29:00,531 I-I was beside myself. 532 00:29:00,573 --> 00:29:03,325 She was such a sweet woman, Gretel. 533 00:29:03,367 --> 00:29:05,619 -Oh, thank you, Ms. Fischer. -There you go. 534 00:29:05,661 --> 00:29:08,205 -Um, if I may... -Mm-hmm? 535 00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:10,583 ...why is the FBI involved? 536 00:29:10,624 --> 00:29:13,878 Well, uh, she worked for NASA. Just standard procedure. 537 00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:15,254 Oh. 538 00:29:15,296 --> 00:29:18,716 Actually, Frannie, I was hoping I could speak with your husband. 539 00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:21,385 Uh, well, 540 00:29:21,427 --> 00:29:23,804 that won't be possible, unfortunately. 541 00:29:23,846 --> 00:29:28,642 Uh, Hans died in a car accident six months ago. 542 00:29:28,684 --> 00:29:30,728 I'm sorry. 543 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:35,399 Yes, he... he drove home late. 544 00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:39,528 A chicken pox outbreak in town 545 00:29:39,570 --> 00:29:42,198 that kept him at work. 546 00:29:42,239 --> 00:29:44,492 He never let a single child 547 00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:47,369 go untreated. 548 00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:50,039 Police said it looked like 549 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,082 his engine exploded. 550 00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:56,295 The force 551 00:29:56,337 --> 00:29:59,465 ripped his teeth right out of his mouth. 552 00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:11,060 Did you notice anything strange before your husband died? 553 00:30:11,101 --> 00:30:13,729 Was he on edge? 554 00:30:13,771 --> 00:30:16,148 Anyone bothering him? 555 00:30:16,190 --> 00:30:20,027 No. What do you mean? 556 00:30:20,069 --> 00:30:22,488 Oh, I'm just turning over every stone. 557 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:30,454 He was very handsome. 558 00:30:30,496 --> 00:30:32,331 I read that Hans 559 00:30:32,373 --> 00:30:34,291 was a German war refugee like his sister. 560 00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:35,834 What did he do during the war? 561 00:30:35,876 --> 00:30:38,337 Hans was a doctor. 562 00:30:38,379 --> 00:30:40,464 Red Cross. 563 00:30:40,506 --> 00:30:42,258 (chuckles) 564 00:30:42,299 --> 00:30:46,345 -Did he have to help any Jews? -Yes. 565 00:30:46,387 --> 00:30:48,389 How did he feel about them? 566 00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:52,351 Well, how does anyone feel about them, dear? 567 00:30:52,393 --> 00:30:54,520 They're Jews. 568 00:30:56,772 --> 00:30:59,817 I'm s-- Do you have a bathroom I can use? 569 00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:01,860 (toilet flushes) 570 00:31:26,010 --> 00:31:28,554 ♪ ♪ 571 00:31:56,373 --> 00:31:58,375 ♪ ♪ 572 00:32:05,841 --> 00:32:08,802 What are you doing in here? 573 00:32:08,844 --> 00:32:12,973 (stammers) Thank you. Thank you for your time. 574 00:32:16,769 --> 00:32:18,771 ("Evil Woman" by Lou Rawls playing) 575 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:26,278 ♪ Oh, woman, when I seen you comin' ♪ 576 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,906 ♪ I shoulda started runnin' ♪ 577 00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:30,449 ♪ You evil woman... ♪ 578 00:32:30,491 --> 00:32:35,120 YOUNGER MAN: Oh, shiz, oh, shiz, Captain! 579 00:32:35,162 --> 00:32:38,415 OLDER MAN: Kirk, Captain Kirk! Say it! 580 00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:40,876 YOUNGER MAN: Oh, God, Captain Kirk! 581 00:32:40,918 --> 00:32:43,962 Ah, fuck me, Spock. 582 00:32:44,004 --> 00:32:46,048 Fuck my photon torpedo bay, 583 00:32:46,090 --> 00:32:47,841 you half-Vulcan fuck. 584 00:32:47,883 --> 00:32:49,301 (camera shutter clicking) 585 00:32:52,262 --> 00:32:56,266 -Good morning, Senator O'Heir. -What the fuck? Y... 586 00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:59,019 I'll have you arrested. I'll have you killed! 587 00:32:59,061 --> 00:33:03,190 No, no, no, no, dear, you won't. 588 00:33:03,232 --> 00:33:06,568 You're a fan of role-play, so let's partake. 589 00:33:06,610 --> 00:33:09,613 Here's what will happen, Mr. O'Heir. 590 00:33:09,655 --> 00:33:12,533 You will end your filibuster against lifting sanctions 591 00:33:12,574 --> 00:33:16,787 for South American goods, and if you don't, 592 00:33:16,829 --> 00:33:20,124 these photos will be on the front cover of every newspaper 593 00:33:20,165 --> 00:33:22,292 from here to planet Vulcan. 594 00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:24,378 Who the fuck are you? 595 00:33:24,420 --> 00:33:29,007 We're the good guys, Captain Kirk. 596 00:33:29,049 --> 00:33:32,845 We're trying to save the world. 597 00:33:32,886 --> 00:33:37,808 ♪ Evil woman, with your dirty dealings ♪ 598 00:33:37,850 --> 00:33:39,977 ♪ Evil woman ♪ 599 00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:43,063 ♪ Didn't care about my feelings ♪ 600 00:33:43,105 --> 00:33:45,733 ♪ Evil woman. ♪ 601 00:33:45,774 --> 00:33:49,194 Let's drop the needle on Karl Holstedder, shall we? 602 00:33:49,236 --> 00:33:52,197 Hmm. I'll ring us on in. 603 00:33:52,239 --> 00:33:56,243 Roxy will draw the curtains. 604 00:33:56,285 --> 00:34:00,122 Joe will admire the view. 605 00:34:00,164 --> 00:34:04,042 Murray and Mindy will set the mood. 606 00:34:04,084 --> 00:34:06,795 Lonny... 607 00:34:06,837 --> 00:34:09,840 will do whatever the bloody fuck you do. 608 00:34:12,259 --> 00:34:14,595 Um... 609 00:34:14,636 --> 00:34:17,222 What do I do? 610 00:34:17,264 --> 00:34:20,768 The adults will make their grand entrances 611 00:34:20,809 --> 00:34:23,103 here, here, 612 00:34:23,145 --> 00:34:25,189 and here at the illustrious 613 00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:27,357 147 Ocean Way. 614 00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:29,359 The sodding fat cat music producer 615 00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:32,196 is in his recording studio. 616 00:34:32,237 --> 00:34:34,198 We'll take our seats, 617 00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,992 and then Meyer can do a little dance, 618 00:34:37,034 --> 00:34:38,827 make a little love, 619 00:34:38,869 --> 00:34:41,205 and get down tonight. 620 00:34:41,246 --> 00:34:44,500 So let's get to tickling the ivories 621 00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:47,961 of this torturous twat, shall we, loves? 622 00:34:48,003 --> 00:34:50,547 (playing Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata" on piano) 623 00:35:16,406 --> 00:35:19,034 (silenced gunshots) 624 00:35:22,996 --> 00:35:25,499 MURRAY: Looks like a 247B switch. 625 00:35:25,541 --> 00:35:28,961 No, moron, that is a 247A. 626 00:35:29,002 --> 00:35:30,838 All right. 627 00:35:32,881 --> 00:35:34,132 -Wait. -I'm waiting. 628 00:35:34,174 --> 00:35:36,760 MURRAY: Go. 629 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,327 ♪ ♪ 630 00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:23,432 Wow. It's like the entire guest list 631 00:36:23,473 --> 00:36:26,435 of Freddie Mercury's annual Vaseline party. 632 00:36:26,476 --> 00:36:28,228 That's where I got that accidental hand job 633 00:36:28,270 --> 00:36:30,647 from Peter, Paul and Mary. (chuckles) 634 00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:32,733 Classic P, P and M. 635 00:36:32,774 --> 00:36:34,401 Erik Folsom. 636 00:36:34,443 --> 00:36:38,071 Almost as shitty of a stage name as Lonny Flash. 637 00:36:38,113 --> 00:36:41,533 Hey, you can call me Leonard Flazenstein 638 00:36:41,575 --> 00:36:43,285 any día of the semana, baby. 639 00:36:43,327 --> 00:36:45,329 ROXY: Come on. 640 00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:50,125 (breathing heavily) 641 00:37:01,011 --> 00:37:02,971 (plays final notes) 642 00:37:10,771 --> 00:37:13,231 (whimpers) 643 00:37:13,273 --> 00:37:15,859 MEYER: Shalom, Karl. 644 00:37:15,901 --> 00:37:18,654 For far too many winks, 645 00:37:18,695 --> 00:37:21,949 you were our nightmare. 646 00:37:21,990 --> 00:37:26,036 Now let us be yours. 647 00:37:28,288 --> 00:37:31,166 Oh, my God. I'll have you arrested. 648 00:37:31,208 --> 00:37:33,126 -Rounded up and... -And shot? 649 00:37:33,168 --> 00:37:35,587 Gassed? Buried alive? 650 00:37:38,215 --> 00:37:40,884 I never liked your music. 651 00:37:42,886 --> 00:37:45,138 It, uh... 652 00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:47,474 For your kind, it was... 653 00:37:47,516 --> 00:37:50,018 music was always for violence, 654 00:37:50,060 --> 00:37:52,562 vanity, 655 00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:54,147 death. 656 00:37:54,189 --> 00:37:56,566 But for us, 657 00:37:56,608 --> 00:37:59,403 music is remembrance, 658 00:37:59,444 --> 00:38:01,947 it's rebellion, 659 00:38:01,989 --> 00:38:04,658 it's life. 660 00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:09,538 In the music our people survive. 661 00:38:09,579 --> 00:38:11,415 Wha-What is he doing? 662 00:38:11,456 --> 00:38:16,461 He's giving him the thing our people never received: 663 00:38:16,503 --> 00:38:18,714 a trial. 664 00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:20,757 Oh, you are my judge, 665 00:38:20,799 --> 00:38:22,175 jury, 666 00:38:22,217 --> 00:38:25,345 executioner, Juden? 667 00:38:25,387 --> 00:38:27,723 No, I am nobody. 668 00:38:27,764 --> 00:38:31,059 I am but the stenographer here. 669 00:38:31,101 --> 00:38:36,273 They-- the millions-- are the judge and jury. 670 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:39,735 The millions who call out from the grave... 671 00:38:39,776 --> 00:38:41,611 for justice. 672 00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:45,198 We are holding you on a charge 673 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:48,076 of a thousand counts of murder 674 00:38:48,118 --> 00:38:49,911 of Jews at Buchenwald. 675 00:38:49,953 --> 00:38:53,874 And also on a charge of the murder of millions 676 00:38:53,915 --> 00:38:56,376 as accessory to the Nazi regime. 677 00:38:56,418 --> 00:38:58,879 So, how do you plead? 678 00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:01,006 I plead that you go to hell. 679 00:39:02,382 --> 00:39:05,552 We shall present the evidence now. 680 00:39:08,430 --> 00:39:11,975 Testimonies from survivors. 681 00:39:12,017 --> 00:39:16,646 Nazi SS rolls declaring Karl Holstedder 682 00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:19,858 as Hauptsturmfuhrer of the SS. 683 00:39:19,900 --> 00:39:22,736 Finally, a photograph from Nazi records 684 00:39:22,778 --> 00:39:27,240 identifying this man as Karl Holstedder. 685 00:39:27,282 --> 00:39:30,744 Can you verify that this is you, sir? 686 00:39:30,786 --> 00:39:32,913 That is me, yes. 687 00:39:35,248 --> 00:39:39,628 But I did not do the things you accuse me of. 688 00:39:39,669 --> 00:39:41,755 We have testimonies. 689 00:39:41,797 --> 00:39:45,509 -Yeah. -Firsthand accounts from survivors. 690 00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:49,429 From Hiram Flaustein-- 691 00:39:49,471 --> 00:39:52,015 he's from Brooklyn, New York. 692 00:39:52,057 --> 00:39:55,644 Survivor of Buchenwald. And... 693 00:39:55,685 --> 00:40:01,108 from Ralphie Schneider, a survivor of Buchenwald. 694 00:40:01,149 --> 00:40:04,694 From Jerome Putnitsky. 695 00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:09,449 From... from Mordecai Klinger. 696 00:40:09,491 --> 00:40:11,910 From Alexander Cohen. 697 00:40:11,952 --> 00:40:14,079 From Lloyd Evan and from Ludwig Platz. 698 00:40:14,121 --> 00:40:16,498 From Samuel Cantel. 699 00:40:16,540 --> 00:40:19,084 Shlomo Waxman. 700 00:40:19,126 --> 00:40:22,420 From... I... 701 00:40:25,048 --> 00:40:27,926 It's propaganda. 702 00:40:27,968 --> 00:40:29,678 It's lies. 703 00:40:33,390 --> 00:40:35,934 (zipper opens, closes) 704 00:40:44,860 --> 00:40:46,862 (closes file cabinet) 705 00:40:51,616 --> 00:40:54,077 LONNY: Rox? 706 00:40:54,119 --> 00:40:55,912 Karl Holstedder, 707 00:40:55,954 --> 00:40:58,331 on the thousand counts of murder, 708 00:40:58,373 --> 00:41:00,834 you have been found guilty. 709 00:41:02,085 --> 00:41:04,421 Go To Hell! 710 00:41:05,797 --> 00:41:09,718 Hell is not so bad 711 00:41:09,759 --> 00:41:12,220 as the way to it. 712 00:41:25,025 --> 00:41:28,111 What the fuck? 713 00:41:33,742 --> 00:41:36,494 -Want to sit down? All right. -Sure. Sure, of course. 714 00:41:36,536 --> 00:41:38,705 -What is it? -It's a homegrown radio station. 715 00:41:38,747 --> 00:41:40,665 They're broadcasting something. 716 00:41:40,707 --> 00:41:42,959 Well, they're communicating with each other, 717 00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:45,378 -that's what they're doing. -Yeah. -Communicating what? 718 00:41:45,420 --> 00:41:49,549 What? Uh, here, let's see what's going out live. 719 00:41:49,591 --> 00:41:53,553 (girl singing in German) 720 00:41:59,601 --> 00:42:03,396 "Two little boats at night on the sea. 721 00:42:03,438 --> 00:42:06,399 Ten ducklings in the barn." 722 00:42:06,441 --> 00:42:09,569 (girl continues singing in German) 723 00:42:09,611 --> 00:42:11,947 -"Six mothers moved east." -Yeah? 724 00:42:11,988 --> 00:42:15,408 (girl continues singing in German) 725 00:42:15,450 --> 00:42:18,411 "And a little child was born." 726 00:42:18,453 --> 00:42:21,831 Third Reich Sesame Street's creepy as shit. 727 00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:24,584 Remind me never to play it for my future kids. 728 00:42:24,626 --> 00:42:26,670 I'll first remind you never to procreate. 729 00:42:26,711 --> 00:42:30,006 What if it's those "instructions #4"? 730 00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:33,218 What if they're sending out some heavy-ass hidden message? 731 00:42:33,260 --> 00:42:35,887 Well, then we bloody will shut these twats up. 732 00:42:35,929 --> 00:42:37,305 MURRAY: Wait, wait, wait. Wait. 733 00:42:37,347 --> 00:42:38,431 Hold the horses now. 734 00:42:38,473 --> 00:42:40,141 If you stop it, then they'll know, right? 735 00:42:40,183 --> 00:42:42,852 -They'll know that we're onto them. -Yes, they will. Yes, yes. 736 00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:45,313 Where is this broadcasting to? 737 00:42:45,355 --> 00:42:47,190 How far? To how many? 738 00:42:47,232 --> 00:42:48,817 Well-well-well-well, we don't know. 739 00:42:48,858 --> 00:42:50,694 We would have to reroute the sync. 740 00:42:50,735 --> 00:42:53,446 Okay, well, find out, find out quickly. 741 00:42:53,488 --> 00:42:55,532 In the meantime... 742 00:42:55,573 --> 00:42:57,951 I'm gonna make the piano man sing us a song. 743 00:42:57,993 --> 00:42:59,494 MURRAY: I have to take off the whole back. 744 00:42:59,536 --> 00:43:00,662 Well, then do it. 745 00:43:03,373 --> 00:43:05,333 Hello, Karl. 746 00:43:07,335 --> 00:43:11,881 Now, we can make this interrogation painless 747 00:43:11,923 --> 00:43:13,300 or painful. 748 00:43:13,341 --> 00:43:15,635 Depends on you. 749 00:43:15,677 --> 00:43:17,345 What do you think? 750 00:43:19,014 --> 00:43:20,265 Let me ask you: 751 00:43:20,307 --> 00:43:23,268 who are you communicating with? 752 00:43:23,310 --> 00:43:25,895 What are you broadcasting? 753 00:43:25,937 --> 00:43:29,482 Lullabies for the children. 754 00:43:29,524 --> 00:43:32,610 -Ah. -Broadcast symphonies, too. 755 00:43:32,652 --> 00:43:34,571 Operas. 756 00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:38,408 (laughs): Even ABBA when it tickles me. 757 00:43:40,744 --> 00:43:45,123 I give away freebies sometimes to the first caller. 758 00:43:45,165 --> 00:43:47,083 Okay, Joe. 759 00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:49,836 I think we're ready. 760 00:43:49,878 --> 00:43:53,048 The ears are the most sensitive part of the body. 761 00:43:53,089 --> 00:43:57,469 They control balance and bodily function. 762 00:44:00,055 --> 00:44:01,389 (door closes) 763 00:44:06,478 --> 00:44:08,480 (loud humming) 764 00:44:11,483 --> 00:44:12,984 Now, Karl, 765 00:44:13,026 --> 00:44:15,278 last chance. 766 00:44:17,322 --> 00:44:18,656 (sighs) 767 00:44:18,698 --> 00:44:21,076 Okay, Joe, let's do it. 768 00:44:22,452 --> 00:44:24,037 -(groaning) -♪ Gonna tell Aunt Mary ♪ 769 00:44:24,079 --> 00:44:27,082 ♪ About Uncle John, he claims he has the misery ♪ 770 00:44:27,123 --> 00:44:29,084 -♪ But he has a lot of fun, oh, baby ♪ -(glass rattling) 771 00:44:29,125 --> 00:44:31,044 ♪ Yeah, baby ♪ 772 00:44:31,086 --> 00:44:33,254 ♪ Whoo-ooh-ooh, baby ♪ 773 00:44:33,296 --> 00:44:36,383 ♪ Havin' me some fun tonight ♪ 774 00:44:36,424 --> 00:44:38,176 ♪ Yeah, well, long tall Sally ♪ 775 00:44:38,218 --> 00:44:39,677 ♪ She's built for speed... ♪ 776 00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:41,679 What are you broadcasting? 777 00:44:41,721 --> 00:44:45,642 (panting): I don't know what you are talking about! 778 00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:48,770 ♪ Baby, whoo-ooh-ooh, baby ♪ 779 00:44:48,812 --> 00:44:51,940 -Oh, my God. (sobbing) -(glass breaking) 780 00:44:51,981 --> 00:44:54,901 -Fuck. (gasps) -♪ I saw Uncle John with bald-head Sally ♪ 781 00:44:54,943 --> 00:44:56,653 ♪ He saw Aunt Mary comin' and he jumped back ♪ 782 00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:57,737 ♪ In the alley, oh, baby ♪ 783 00:44:57,779 --> 00:45:01,741 -(whimpering) -(feedback warbling) 784 00:45:01,783 --> 00:45:03,535 Stop, stop, stop. Stop. 785 00:45:03,576 --> 00:45:04,619 Please. 786 00:45:04,661 --> 00:45:05,703 (glass rattling) 787 00:45:05,745 --> 00:45:08,623 Fucking Christ, come on, man. 788 00:45:08,665 --> 00:45:12,252 You're gonna burst his fucking eardrums, stop. 789 00:45:13,253 --> 00:45:14,754 What the fuck are you doing? 790 00:45:14,796 --> 00:45:19,050 -(screaming) -(glass breaking) 791 00:45:22,262 --> 00:45:24,764 (screaming): Oh, my God! 792 00:45:24,806 --> 00:45:26,975 -It's all right. -His fucking ear's bleeding. Stop it, man! 793 00:45:27,016 --> 00:45:28,518 -MEYER: We know it. -(music stops) 794 00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:31,146 (sobbing) 795 00:45:31,187 --> 00:45:33,440 My God, I just... 796 00:45:33,481 --> 00:45:35,233 I just... 797 00:45:35,275 --> 00:45:36,776 They mail me tapes. 798 00:45:36,818 --> 00:45:40,572 I p-- I broadcast them, that's all I do! 799 00:45:40,613 --> 00:45:43,366 Who? Who-who tells you to play them? 800 00:45:43,408 --> 00:45:44,993 (sobbing) 801 00:45:45,034 --> 00:45:47,787 There's a man, a man... 802 00:45:47,829 --> 00:45:49,414 One man, I don't... 803 00:45:49,456 --> 00:45:51,291 He's the only one I've ever seen. 804 00:45:51,332 --> 00:45:53,001 Richter? 805 00:45:53,042 --> 00:45:55,545 I don't know any Richter! 806 00:45:55,587 --> 00:45:58,089 I swear, I don't, 807 00:45:58,131 --> 00:45:59,924 I don't know his name. 808 00:45:59,966 --> 00:46:02,969 We don't use our real names. 809 00:46:03,011 --> 00:46:04,471 (sobbing): Oh, my God. 810 00:46:04,512 --> 00:46:07,015 He's a man like me. 811 00:46:07,056 --> 00:46:09,309 (panting) 812 00:46:09,350 --> 00:46:12,145 A man who was brought here. 813 00:46:12,187 --> 00:46:14,022 Brought here? Brought here by whom? 814 00:46:14,063 --> 00:46:17,984 (Karl laughing) 815 00:46:18,026 --> 00:46:19,861 By you! 816 00:46:21,279 --> 00:46:23,823 By you. 817 00:46:23,865 --> 00:46:25,408 MINDY: Meyerleh, we need you now. 818 00:46:25,450 --> 00:46:27,660 Broadcasting to the whole tristate area. 819 00:46:30,788 --> 00:46:31,956 Watch him. 820 00:46:31,998 --> 00:46:35,793 (Karl whimpering) 821 00:46:38,713 --> 00:46:40,089 (muttering) 822 00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:42,509 Water. Water. 823 00:46:42,550 --> 00:46:45,762 Water. Please. 824 00:46:46,971 --> 00:46:49,390 Oh, God. 825 00:46:50,767 --> 00:46:52,310 (Karl sighs) 826 00:46:52,352 --> 00:46:56,439 -I didn't do what they say. -Shut the fuck up, man. 827 00:46:58,483 --> 00:47:01,653 But I was your age when I first heard him. 828 00:47:01,694 --> 00:47:03,738 I don't want to hear your Hitler fan fiction. 829 00:47:03,780 --> 00:47:07,283 Not Hitler. Wagner. 830 00:47:08,535 --> 00:47:11,204 My father was a cruel man. 831 00:47:11,246 --> 00:47:13,748 He believed music was weak. 832 00:47:15,750 --> 00:47:19,963 If you even dared hum, he beat you senseless. 833 00:47:21,923 --> 00:47:25,385 But when I was 17, I heard it. 834 00:47:25,426 --> 00:47:30,223 Coming from the halls of the Berliner Philharmonie. 835 00:47:30,265 --> 00:47:31,724 (Karl sniffles) 836 00:47:31,766 --> 00:47:34,102 I never wanted to hurt anyone. 837 00:47:34,143 --> 00:47:38,147 I was just a boy... 838 00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:41,901 following orders. 839 00:47:44,529 --> 00:47:46,281 Perhaps like you. 840 00:47:46,322 --> 00:47:47,782 Shut the fuck up. 841 00:47:47,824 --> 00:47:51,369 -Shut the fuck up. -If you keep on this path, 842 00:47:51,411 --> 00:47:53,913 you will hear it, too. 843 00:47:53,955 --> 00:47:56,040 Forever. 844 00:47:56,082 --> 00:47:59,210 The ringing in your ears. 845 00:47:59,252 --> 00:48:01,879 That is why... 846 00:48:01,921 --> 00:48:04,757 I made them sing. 847 00:48:04,799 --> 00:48:06,926 To drown it out. 848 00:48:06,968 --> 00:48:09,178 The ringing. 849 00:48:09,220 --> 00:48:13,766 S-So I could hear the music again. 850 00:48:13,808 --> 00:48:17,854 (Karl whimpering) 851 00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:19,397 I need water. 852 00:48:19,439 --> 00:48:21,107 -All right, all right. -I need the water, please. 853 00:48:21,149 --> 00:48:23,401 -Fuck, okay. Okay. -Please. 854 00:48:23,443 --> 00:48:25,069 Thank you. Oh... 855 00:48:25,111 --> 00:48:26,863 Just tilt your head back. 856 00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:27,905 -(moans) -(clatter in distance) 857 00:48:30,700 --> 00:48:32,243 Fuck. 858 00:48:32,285 --> 00:48:33,453 (Karl grunts) 859 00:48:33,494 --> 00:48:36,748 Hey. Take it easy. 860 00:48:36,789 --> 00:48:39,500 If you want the boy to live... 861 00:48:39,542 --> 00:48:41,794 you will let me out of this fucking... 862 00:48:41,836 --> 00:48:43,338 No! 863 00:48:43,379 --> 00:48:45,173 (yelps) What? 864 00:48:45,214 --> 00:48:47,634 (Jonah gasping) 865 00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:52,430 What the fuck did you do? 866 00:48:52,472 --> 00:48:54,849 He was our only fucking lead. 867 00:48:54,891 --> 00:48:56,434 -You fucking child! -LONNY: All right, all right, all right, all right. 868 00:48:56,476 --> 00:48:58,478 -JOE: You did this! I'm gonna fucking kill you! -Come on! 869 00:48:58,519 --> 00:49:00,396 -I didn't mean to. -Piece of shit child. -You're okay. 870 00:49:00,438 --> 00:49:02,398 Kid fucked up, got Holstedder killed. 871 00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,025 It blew the broadcast. 872 00:49:04,067 --> 00:49:07,278 (phone ringing) 873 00:49:24,337 --> 00:49:26,339 (slow breathing over phone) 874 00:49:29,342 --> 00:49:30,760 (line clicks) 875 00:49:33,096 --> 00:49:35,056 (hangs up phone) 876 00:49:35,098 --> 00:49:37,016 We got to go. 877 00:49:37,058 --> 00:49:38,434 We got to go. Come. 878 00:49:38,476 --> 00:49:39,852 Get, uh, whatever you can. 879 00:49:39,894 --> 00:49:41,270 Take it, take it. 880 00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:52,073 MEYER: Jonah! 881 00:49:57,495 --> 00:49:59,580 -(coughing) -Hey. 882 00:49:59,622 --> 00:50:01,207 Yeah. Jonah, Jonah. 883 00:50:01,249 --> 00:50:02,792 -(panting) -Yeah. 884 00:50:02,834 --> 00:50:04,377 Here, come here. 885 00:50:04,419 --> 00:50:06,045 -Jonah. -I got him killed. I got him killed. 886 00:50:06,087 --> 00:50:08,089 No, no. A Nazi, yes. 887 00:50:08,131 --> 00:50:10,967 And he would have killed you if it weren't for Joe. 888 00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:12,969 -He would've killed you. -No. Were you still gonna kill him? 889 00:50:13,010 --> 00:50:14,053 Were you still gonna kill him 890 00:50:14,095 --> 00:50:15,888 if you got everything that you needed? 891 00:50:15,930 --> 00:50:17,890 Were you still gonna kill him? Were you still gonna kill him? 892 00:50:17,932 --> 00:50:20,101 I would have delivered justice, yes. 893 00:50:20,143 --> 00:50:23,062 -Yes. -No. No, no. 894 00:50:23,104 --> 00:50:25,314 Fucking shit. We should've brought him in. 895 00:50:25,356 --> 00:50:27,066 -What? -We should've brought him in. 896 00:50:27,108 --> 00:50:28,484 -To whom? -We could've brought him in. We could've brought him in. 897 00:50:28,526 --> 00:50:30,069 Who do we bring him in to? 898 00:50:30,111 --> 00:50:31,654 The fucking-- the police. The fucking police, the Feds. 899 00:50:31,696 --> 00:50:33,406 Oh, no. Jonah, Jonah, I told you this. 900 00:50:33,448 --> 00:50:35,074 The fucking-- the people who take care of this fucking shit. 901 00:50:35,116 --> 00:50:37,160 I told you this before, didn't I? 902 00:50:37,201 --> 00:50:42,623 In this country, Lady Justice may be blind to all, 903 00:50:42,665 --> 00:50:44,375 -but to many of us, -(spits) 904 00:50:44,417 --> 00:50:46,085 she is also deaf. 905 00:50:46,127 --> 00:50:51,424 Do you know how many Nazis the U.S. executed at Nuremberg? 906 00:50:51,466 --> 00:50:53,676 Twelve. 907 00:50:53,718 --> 00:50:58,473 12 perpetrators out of eight million. 908 00:50:58,514 --> 00:51:02,685 And they're on the march again, these forever soldiers. 909 00:51:02,727 --> 00:51:05,271 These monsters. 910 00:51:05,313 --> 00:51:07,857 No wonder they thought they could come here. 911 00:51:07,899 --> 00:51:12,862 So we are left-- us-- to do God's work. 912 00:51:12,904 --> 00:51:14,363 Ruth's work, Jonah. 913 00:51:14,405 --> 00:51:16,824 Ruth's. 914 00:51:16,866 --> 00:51:17,867 Come. 915 00:51:17,909 --> 00:51:20,077 We are missing maariv. 916 00:51:20,119 --> 00:51:21,746 What the fuck is maariv? 917 00:51:21,788 --> 00:51:23,748 It's evening services. 918 00:51:23,790 --> 00:51:27,168 To say Mourner's Kaddish for Ruth. 919 00:51:27,210 --> 00:51:28,878 -No, I don't believe in that. -Oh, Jonah, 920 00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:30,797 it doesn't matter if you believe or not believe. 921 00:51:30,838 --> 00:51:33,007 I don't care if you believe in Santa Claus. 922 00:51:33,049 --> 00:51:36,552 It doesn't matter. It's about Ruth, not about you. 923 00:51:36,594 --> 00:51:40,723 It is the duty of Ruth's family to pray for her soul. 924 00:51:40,765 --> 00:51:45,353 And if ever a soul deserved it, it would be hers. No? 925 00:51:47,021 --> 00:51:48,689 Come, Jonah. Come. 926 00:51:57,198 --> 00:52:00,159 (music playing faintly in distance) 927 00:52:00,201 --> 00:52:02,203 (sighs) 928 00:52:04,205 --> 00:52:07,792 -(door opens, closes) -(chuckles) 929 00:52:07,834 --> 00:52:09,961 MARIA: You didn't get me a souvenir? 930 00:52:10,002 --> 00:52:12,004 No Mickey ears or some shit? 931 00:52:13,798 --> 00:52:16,133 (moans) 932 00:52:18,219 --> 00:52:20,847 (sighs) How much did you miss me? 933 00:52:26,310 --> 00:52:28,312 What's wrong, mama? 934 00:52:33,401 --> 00:52:34,777 (grunts softly) 935 00:52:34,819 --> 00:52:36,821 (romantic ballad playing) 936 00:52:40,867 --> 00:52:45,830 TRAVIS: You know, people think flamingos are pink. 937 00:52:45,872 --> 00:52:49,375 (romantic ballad continues over radio) 938 00:52:49,417 --> 00:52:52,837 It's a common misconception. 939 00:52:52,879 --> 00:52:55,673 They are white. 940 00:52:55,715 --> 00:52:58,134 Pure white. 941 00:52:58,175 --> 00:53:03,639 It's the red blood of what they eat, their prey, 942 00:53:03,681 --> 00:53:05,766 that gives them their color. 943 00:53:05,808 --> 00:53:07,810 (quiet whimpering) 944 00:53:11,147 --> 00:53:14,525 Why were you looking into Gretel Fischer, Detective? 945 00:53:14,567 --> 00:53:16,736 -What did you find? -(women gasping) 946 00:53:16,777 --> 00:53:19,280 (muffled grunt) 947 00:53:19,322 --> 00:53:21,365 Shh, shh, shh. It's okay. 948 00:53:21,407 --> 00:53:23,451 It's okay. 949 00:53:23,492 --> 00:53:25,453 (muffled): Hey, hey, hey. Listen. 950 00:53:25,494 --> 00:53:28,331 Shh. Shh. 951 00:53:31,334 --> 00:53:34,670 I know undue stress can be bad for the baby. 952 00:53:34,712 --> 00:53:36,714 (muffled sobbing) 953 00:53:38,716 --> 00:53:42,553 So how about we play a little game instead, hmm? 954 00:53:42,595 --> 00:53:45,222 Fowl-inspired, of course. 955 00:53:48,976 --> 00:53:50,686 Duck. 956 00:53:50,728 --> 00:53:52,146 (muffled): Hey. 957 00:53:54,148 --> 00:53:56,150 -Duck. -(muffled grunting) 958 00:54:00,321 --> 00:54:01,864 Goose. 959 00:54:01,906 --> 00:54:03,282 (muffled): Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey. 960 00:54:03,324 --> 00:54:04,492 -Hey! Hey! -(silenced gunshot) 961 00:54:04,533 --> 00:54:06,118 -No! No! -(women screaming) 962 00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:08,162 (muffled pleading) 963 00:54:13,334 --> 00:54:15,670 There was a photograph. 964 00:54:15,711 --> 00:54:17,713 Of Gretel and Hitler. 965 00:54:17,755 --> 00:54:20,049 She was a Nazi. 966 00:54:20,091 --> 00:54:23,094 -Who else knows about this? -No one but me. 967 00:54:25,429 --> 00:54:27,515 Fun. Another round. 968 00:54:27,556 --> 00:54:29,517 No. No. No! No! 969 00:54:29,558 --> 00:54:31,519 -(muffled pleading) -(women sobbing) 970 00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:33,312 Hey. (muffled pleading) 971 00:54:33,354 --> 00:54:34,772 Spaghetti. 972 00:54:37,233 --> 00:54:38,651 Spaghetti. 973 00:54:42,113 --> 00:54:43,698 -Meatball. -No. 974 00:54:43,739 --> 00:54:45,700 -No, no, no! -(silenced gunshot) 975 00:54:45,741 --> 00:54:47,743 -(muffled shouting) -(women screaming) 976 00:54:52,206 --> 00:54:54,208 (panting) 977 00:54:57,712 --> 00:55:00,214 She was an FBI agent. 978 00:55:00,256 --> 00:55:03,592 She's... her name's Millie. 979 00:55:03,634 --> 00:55:05,052 Millie Morris. 980 00:55:06,095 --> 00:55:08,097 ♪ ♪ 981 00:55:10,099 --> 00:55:12,727 Hansel and Gretel-- do you know that story? 982 00:55:16,605 --> 00:55:21,027 Two German children-- blond-haired, blue-eyed-- 983 00:55:21,068 --> 00:55:25,656 find this rich old witch living in the woods. 984 00:55:25,698 --> 00:55:29,910 The... the kids claim that the witch wants to eat them alive. 985 00:55:31,912 --> 00:55:34,957 You know, use their good Christian blood for food. 986 00:55:34,999 --> 00:55:40,963 And so the German children push her into an oven, 987 00:55:41,005 --> 00:55:45,718 watch her burn alive, and steal her fortune. 988 00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:47,762 And that's the happy ending. 989 00:55:52,767 --> 00:55:57,188 I think... the witch was a Jew. 990 00:55:59,565 --> 00:56:03,736 You know, I think they called her a witch, but... 991 00:56:03,778 --> 00:56:05,780 but they really meant Jew. 992 00:56:08,199 --> 00:56:12,661 This old Jewish woman, living in the woods, 993 00:56:12,703 --> 00:56:17,750 banished from town, not doing anything to anyone. 994 00:56:17,792 --> 00:56:21,212 And then Hitler Youth just burned her alive. 995 00:56:24,006 --> 00:56:25,424 (sighs) 996 00:56:27,134 --> 00:56:28,761 (smacks lips) Yeah. 997 00:56:30,763 --> 00:56:32,556 Fairy tales aren't written for us, 998 00:56:32,598 --> 00:56:35,559 but we're the ones that are meant to fight the monsters. 999 00:56:35,601 --> 00:56:37,019 You know? 1000 00:56:40,523 --> 00:56:43,776 I'll write you a fairy tale. (chuckles) 1001 00:56:43,818 --> 00:56:46,779 A new one. 1002 00:56:46,821 --> 00:56:49,031 For you and me. 1003 00:56:53,494 --> 00:56:55,496 -(phone ringing) -(classical music playing) 1004 00:56:59,166 --> 00:57:01,961 -Hello? -BIFF: You catch me on First with Frist? 1005 00:57:02,002 --> 00:57:04,296 The Post called me braver than 1006 00:57:04,338 --> 00:57:08,384 a stewardess on a Palestinian-hijacked 747. 1007 00:57:08,425 --> 00:57:10,636 Get her for me, would you, champ? 1008 00:57:13,806 --> 00:57:15,766 What is this regarding? 1009 00:57:15,808 --> 00:57:17,810 Uh, what? 1010 00:57:17,852 --> 00:57:20,980 Uh, we've got Carter, the ports, 1011 00:57:21,021 --> 00:57:23,315 -the sanctions... -We'll be in touch. 1012 00:57:23,357 --> 00:57:25,776 If there's something to be in touch about. 1013 00:57:27,444 --> 00:57:28,821 (Colonel makes kissing noise) 1014 00:57:28,863 --> 00:57:30,865 (dial tone humming) 1015 00:57:33,701 --> 00:57:35,703 (crickets chirping) 1016 00:57:39,415 --> 00:57:43,043 (bird squawking) 1017 00:58:02,021 --> 00:58:04,023 -(horns honking) -(busy chatter) 1018 00:58:16,660 --> 00:58:19,830 (Rabbi Grossman leading group in Hebrew prayer) 1019 00:58:19,872 --> 00:58:21,874 -Amen. -Amen. 1020 00:58:22,875 --> 00:58:25,836 (Meyer whispers) 1021 00:58:25,878 --> 00:58:27,838 GROSSMAN: All those saying the Mourner's Kaddish, 1022 00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:32,509 please remain standing, as we honor those who have passed. 1023 00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:36,305 (Grossman leading group in Hebrew prayer) 1024 00:58:36,347 --> 00:58:38,307 (Jonah sighs, begins reciting prayer) 1025 00:58:38,349 --> 00:58:40,351 (high-pitched ringing) 1026 00:58:45,105 --> 00:58:47,316 HOLSTEDDER: You will hear it, too. 1027 00:58:47,358 --> 00:58:49,485 A ringing in your ears. 1028 00:58:49,526 --> 00:58:52,321 -Amen. -Amen. 1029 00:58:52,363 --> 00:58:54,323 (Grossman continues leading group in Hebrew prayer) 1030 00:58:54,365 --> 00:58:56,367 (ringing continues) 1031 00:58:59,662 --> 00:59:02,623 (Jonah begins reciting prayer quietly, then stops) 1032 00:59:02,665 --> 00:59:05,626 (ringing continues) 1033 00:59:05,668 --> 00:59:08,671 Can I say it for him, too? 1034 00:59:10,673 --> 00:59:12,132 For who? 1035 00:59:21,517 --> 00:59:23,477 (Grossman continues leading group in Hebrew prayer) 1036 00:59:23,519 --> 00:59:26,188 (ringing continues) 1037 00:59:26,230 --> 00:59:28,190 (breathes deeply) 1038 00:59:28,232 --> 00:59:30,234 (Grossman continues leading group in Hebrew prayer) 1039 00:59:34,154 --> 00:59:35,531 No, I can't do this. 1040 00:59:35,572 --> 00:59:37,574 -Uh... No. -I can't do this. 1041 00:59:37,616 --> 00:59:39,535 MEYER: No, Mindyleh. 1042 00:59:39,576 --> 00:59:41,912 (mouthing) 1043 00:59:42,997 --> 00:59:44,665 Jonah. 1044 00:59:45,708 --> 00:59:46,834 Jonah! 1045 00:59:48,877 --> 00:59:51,797 (high-pitched ringing) 1046 01:00:00,014 --> 01:00:01,932 (grunts) 1047 01:00:01,974 --> 01:00:03,976 (panting) 1048 01:00:10,024 --> 01:00:12,276 ♪ ♪ 1049 01:00:12,318 --> 01:00:15,446 (ringing continues) 1050 01:00:17,740 --> 01:00:19,742 (grunting) 1051 01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:24,538 (ringing continues) 1052 01:00:24,580 --> 01:00:26,582 (grunting) 1053 01:00:29,793 --> 01:00:31,795 (panting) 1054 01:00:34,048 --> 01:00:35,716 (groans) 1055 01:00:35,758 --> 01:00:39,178 (grunting) 1056 01:00:39,219 --> 01:00:43,057 (yelling) 1057 01:00:43,098 --> 01:00:45,100 (panting) 1058 01:00:47,644 --> 01:00:49,646 ♪ ♪ 1059 01:00:53,609 --> 01:00:55,611 (clock ticking, chiming) 1060 01:00:58,614 --> 01:01:01,241 (child singing lullaby in German over radio) 1061 01:01:04,661 --> 01:01:06,663 (lullaby continues in German over radio) 1062 01:01:15,881 --> 01:01:17,883 (lullaby continues in German over radio) 1063 01:01:22,513 --> 01:01:24,515 (lullaby continues in German over radio) 1064 01:01:29,019 --> 01:01:31,021 ♪ ♪ 1065 01:02:01,051 --> 01:02:03,053 ♪ ♪ 1066 01:02:37,045 --> 01:02:39,047 (music fades)