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‎我向來喜歡聖誕節

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‎（聖誕快樂）

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‎聖誕襪裡塞著熱巧克力飲沖泡包

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‎聖誕電影馬拉松、蠟燭…

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‎無論我們家多窮
‎我媽總是把聖誕節節布置得溫馨有趣

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‎我都說那是閃亮魔法

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‎弄點亮晶晶的
‎別人就不會發現下面醜陋的部分

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‎（奧斯汀，金妮和喬琪雅）

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‎我們需要一點閃亮魔法

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‎聖誕快樂

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‎母女姐妹花

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‎早上我要把這個送去警察局

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‎順便說一句，槍的事我還是很不高興

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‎她說我是怪物

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‎她是青少年

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‎被焦慮和情緒淹沒

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‎她表達出來了，但是…

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‎她愛你

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‎她說我是怪物

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‎我知道

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‎-我真的那麼糟糕嗎？
‎-妳不糟糕

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‎我很喜歡妳

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‎有時候啦

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‎話說妳在其他地方還有槍嗎？

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‎該不會綁在大腿上吧？
‎還是藏床底下？

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‎你當我是誰，黑幫老大嗎？

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‎-我聽進去了，沒有槍
‎-很好

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‎好吧

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‎起床了

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‎嘿，奧斯汀，想不想參與

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‎跟我一樣老的傳統活動？

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‎一百歲那麼老嗎？

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‎對，很幽默，嘲笑保羅，欺負新人

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‎什麼傳統？

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‎每年我爸都帶我們兩兄弟
‎一起去砍聖誕樹

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‎-用武器嗎？
‎-是的，用斧頭

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‎-可以用雷射嗎？
‎-斧頭應該就可以了

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‎但你覺得呢，有興趣嗎？

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‎好喔，你也可以在聖誕大餐前

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‎跟新爺爺和叔叔見面

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‎-怎麼了？
‎-他們是有錢人嗎？金妮說他們是

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‎我是說他們很重禮節
‎可能會用奶油刀

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‎我的餐具組裡沒有奶油刀

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‎媽，我只是開玩笑

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‎如果他們需要奶油刀，我就要準備

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‎我可以跟米勒家的人擔保
‎我們家不在乎奶油刀

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‎不行，我希望餐桌擺設精美豪華

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‎媲美瑪莎史都華接風洗塵的宴客規模

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‎我要他們刮目相看

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‎別把我當成嫁給他兒子的可怕怪物

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‎孩子們，她的意思是

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‎想跟家人分享聖誕佳節氣氛

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‎媽，我們去波士頓買聖誕禮物吧

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‎-可以採購奶油刀
‎-好主意，妳應該去

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‎好啊

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‎我們可以建立自己的傳統

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‎反正我們也沒受邀參加
‎陽剛味十足的猛男砍聖誕樹活動

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‎好吧，我去沖澡

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‎我傷害了老媽

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‎沒這回事，她只是需要一點時間調適

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‎僅此而已

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‎我沒看過她這麼難過

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‎她會沒事，她是大人了

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‎我不想因為這樣毀了聖誕節

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‎妳不想毀了聖誕節嗎？

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‎好像演八股佳節電影的台詞

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‎-我喜歡八股佳節電影
‎-好啦，小提姆

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‎妳就是惹人憐愛的小提姆啊

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‎“我不想因為這樣毀了聖誕節”

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‎妳找她聊過了嗎？

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‎有，試過了

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‎她只說“沒事”

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‎但聽起來明明有事

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‎芥蒂一直存在
‎而且可能再也回不去了

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‎我會繼續努力

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‎-應該的，為了聖誕節嘛
‎-你對聖誕節有什麼意見？

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‎那個頌揚消費主義

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‎讓中下階層
‎承受巨大經濟負擔的節日嗎？

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‎沒意見，我愛死了

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‎-我們要找她
‎-需要她了

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‎哈囉，嗨，好啦

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‎我們沒有退貨政策，所以…

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‎布蕾夏，妳答應了
‎金妮說什麼妳就做，她說了算

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‎對 ，因為我知道金妮不是虐待狂

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‎而且不會讓我尷尬而死

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‎幫幫忙，好嗎？我們的姊妹有個機會

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‎她是布萊恩的神秘聖誕老人

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‎禮物可以是一場約會

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‎跟她獨處，一起出去玩

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‎我有幾年前密室逃脫遊戲的門票

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‎不送門票就送愛國者隊的帽子

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‎比較明智

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‎也矜持多了

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‎金妮，給點意見，我快瘋了
‎門票還是帽子？

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‎門票…

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‎好吧，正常情況下
‎根據過去經驗，我會選帽子

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‎努力埋葬內心所有感受

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‎沉浸在負面情緒裡，痛苦得要死

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‎我就知道妳會選帽子，謝天謝地

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‎但妳不知道碰上聖誕節
‎我就變得多愁善感

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‎我看過《布偶聖誕頌》八百遍了

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‎最喜歡的飲料是薄荷熱巧克力

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‎所以我選門票

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‎-好耶！
‎-妳真讓我失望

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‎布蕾夏，這是聖誕節

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‎勇敢出擊，別送布萊恩棒球帽

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‎聖誕節的金妮真嚇人

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‎-好，晚點見
‎-好，再見

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‎（薑餅屋）

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‎尼克，請你布置熱巧克力攤好嗎？

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‎火爐需要用遠端插頭

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‎如果這裡是北極
‎我真的希望小精靈有工會組織

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‎-門票賣了幾張？
‎-很多

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‎銷售還會更快，因為我們要在門口賣

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‎好極了，現在我說話還自帶韻腳

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‎-我也邀請了婦女和孩童
‎-來自鐵達尼號嗎？

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‎來自婦幼收容所

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‎我心想既然要幫他們募款
‎乾脆也邀他們來吧

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‎我怎麼沒想到？

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‎因為沒人替婦孺著想，從來沒有

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‎-除了在鐵達尼號上
‎-好了

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‎我們把裝飾品攤設在那裡

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‎實品大小的薑餅屋放那邊

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‎聖誕老人的寶座當然要在舞台上啦…

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‎抱歉，什麼聖誕老人的寶座？

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‎我有東西要給你

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‎民眾可以坐在你的大腿上
‎提供改變小鎮的建言

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‎-那跟平常日有什麼不同？
‎-這次他們坐在你腿上

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‎-很棒，我喜歡
‎-太好了，因為我也幫你準備了…

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‎-那是什麼討厭的毛氈服？
‎-小精靈幫手

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‎幸好我當初借助學貸款讀常春藤名校

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‎天啊，那是鞋子嗎？

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‎別告訴我會發出叮噹聲

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‎算了

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‎照片已經得到超過一千個讚了

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‎什麼照片？

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‎（來坐市長聖誕老人的大腿）

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‎-那是什麼？我們在房間拍的嗎？
‎-煽情照

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‎市長官方通訊帳號不能發煽情照

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‎居然還要我澄清這點

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‎-我下架嘛
‎-刪除表示失誤

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‎先別那麼氣
‎你的粉絲人數衝到一萬了

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‎有用嘛

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‎-但下不為例
‎-對，妳的話能信就好了

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‎脫掉上衣，打一架吧

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‎不管你們吵什麼，別影響公事

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‎我本來可以貼其他照片

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‎他們在冬季嘉年華會
‎擺了“合意”槲寄生接吻亭

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‎真假，威斯巴瑞想要他媽的覺醒過來

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‎-我也好想有接吻對象
‎-是嗎？呵呵

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‎我就招了，我做了壞事
‎傳簡訊給蘇菲

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‎啥？ 不會吧，讓我看看

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‎沒什麼誇張的內容

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‎只是祝她“佳節愉快”

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‎“嘿，蘇菲，我不想在聖誕節那天
‎傳簡訊給妳

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‎毀了妳的假期，誰叫我是邪惡的前任

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‎但我還是想主動聯絡
‎告訴妳我在想妳

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‎也祝妳萬事如意

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‎每當想起我們在一起的時光
‎總讓我微笑

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‎我希望妳一切順利

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‎如果妳在其他地方，不用勉強回訊息

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‎人生很奇妙，聖誕快樂”，小梅妳啊

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‎我知道，我也幫她和喬許的合照按讚

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‎不會吧

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‎我只是想表示我對她

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‎和她的新戀情沒意見

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‎天啊

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‎好吧，妳感覺怎樣？

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‎我感覺怎樣？像行屍走肉

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‎心如死灰，胸口慢慢腐爛

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‎忘了快樂是什麼

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‎要吃甜甜圈嗎？

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‎當然要，還用問嗎？

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‎上面寫著“質樸”

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‎嗨，你們好嗎？

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‎-嗨
‎-嘿

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‎妳幹嘛這麼亢奮？

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‎-聖誕節到了，我喜歡聖誕節
‎-妳要去嘉年華會嗎？

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‎會，我們都要去
‎我答應我媽去做臉部彩繪

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‎拜託，我們就不能好好放假嗎？

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‎大概只要兩小時
‎而且是幫收容所的孩子

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‎好吧，可以直接給他們錢嗎？

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‎不行，有點俗不可耐

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‎吃掉富人

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‎妹子，妳家有避暑別墅，妳就是富人

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‎今天是聖誕節

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‎我還沒放假
‎《威靈頓》還有最後一次彩排

188
00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:54,427
‎而且，我討厭聖誕節
‎討厭愛情，全都是屁

189
00:09:56,470 --> 00:09:59,348
‎杭特，你記得我們七年級時
‎一起看《鬼靈精》

190
00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:00,391
‎你還看到哭？

191
00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:02,852
‎他的心臟膨脹了

192
00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:06,606
‎男人可以哭，莎曼珊，成熟點

193
00:10:07,189 --> 00:10:09,942
‎我知道，我喜歡把男人弄哭

194
00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:12,153
‎我喜歡權力

195
00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:15,948
‎好了，休息時間結束
‎愛妳，真心不騙

196
00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:17,533
‎討厭妳，說笑而已

197
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:18,492
‎再見

198
00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:22,246
‎我去廁所，討厭妳，隨便啦

199
00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,043
‎妳要嗎？

200
00:10:32,381 --> 00:10:34,467
‎-只是一張普通的鈔票，對吧？
‎-對

201
00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:36,427
‎-現在對折一次
‎-好

202
00:10:36,510 --> 00:10:38,387
‎-對
‎-折第二次

203
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,556
‎-好
‎-無三不成禮，對吧？

204
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,392
‎但我們還要對折第四次

205
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,269
‎-好
‎-放進去

206
00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:46,312
‎然後…

207
00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:56,614
‎奧斯汀，你們有看到
‎奧斯汀耳朵後面有東西嗎？

208
00:10:56,697 --> 00:10:58,616
‎那是什麼？別動…

209
00:11:00,284 --> 00:11:02,286
‎找到了

210
00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:05,289
‎好了，大家收拾東西吧
‎要跟奧斯汀的爸爸說什麼？

211
00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:07,249
‎謝謝

212
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,335
‎-大家再見，玩得開心
‎-再見

213
00:11:09,418 --> 00:11:10,419
‎謝謝

214
00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:12,463
‎這是給你的

215
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,803
‎你為什麼不准我告訴媽媽你來過？

216
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:24,016
‎因為魔術師的第一條守則是什麼？

217
00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:27,144
‎永遠要保密

218
00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:29,855
‎沒錯，我只是想先瞭解狀況

219
00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:33,442
‎而且我想給她一個
‎聖誕節的有趣大驚喜

220
00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:35,319
‎再見，小傢伙

221
00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:40,449
‎你在這裡啊

222
00:11:41,617 --> 00:11:43,828
‎聖誕樹時間到了，準備好了嗎？

223
00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:46,997
‎走吧！

224
00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:52,336
‎再見

225
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,262
‎太讚了

226
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:06,267
‎我猜你是愛國者隊的粉絲
‎因為你打橄欖球

227
00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:09,145
‎-妳是我的神秘聖誕老人？
‎-對

228
00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:11,814
‎禮物很棒，謝謝

229
00:12:14,775 --> 00:12:15,651
‎妳也是球迷嗎？

230
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,028
‎我們一定要去看場球賽

231
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,531
‎好，應該很有趣

232
00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:21,991
‎好喔

233
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:35,713
‎-我很喜歡
‎-嘿，別看我

234
00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:37,840
‎我不知道誰是妳的神秘聖誕老人

235
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:42,344
‎這樣妳就能創造妳幻想的世界了

236
00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:53,939
‎謝謝

237
00:12:58,944 --> 00:12:59,779
‎嘿

238
00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:03,115
‎-要喝酒嗎？
‎-不用了，謝謝

239
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,658
‎我是來接金妮的

240
00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,286
‎我們要去購物

241
00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:09,538
‎很好玩吧？

242
00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:15,461
‎聽著，她只是個孩子，有口無心

243
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,633
‎-媽，我可以走了
‎-走吧

244
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,095
‎我上網查了幾個地方

245
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,140
‎紐伯里街，如果有保羅的信用卡
‎可以去那裡

246
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:36,232
‎媽，讀詩的事我很抱歉

247
00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:38,859
‎我現在不想聊這個，薇金妮雅

248
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:41,487
‎-我不是故意讓妳尷尬
‎-我說了我沒事

249
00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:44,657
‎妳連正眼都不看我一眼

250
00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:52,289
‎-媽
‎-我經常覺得自己像冒牌貨

251
00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:55,668
‎不勞駕妳提醒我，真的不用

252
00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:57,461
‎-媽…
‎-我知道

253
00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:00,923
‎人生很辛苦，我很糟
‎妳覺得抱歉，沒關係

254
00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:03,342
‎我們去波士頓血拼吧

255
00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:23,362
‎呵呵呵，聖誕快樂

256
00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:24,822
‎-吉爾
‎-驚喜

257
00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:27,575
‎你做了什麼？

258
00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:29,410
‎聖誕老人叫我送這些過來

259
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:09,700
‎天啊，這是…

260
00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:15,789
‎聖誕快樂，喬

261
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,797
‎我就猜你會喜歡

262
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:26,008
‎我從南非帶回三箱

263
00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:29,053
‎我愛南非，去過兩次了

264
00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:31,347
‎好喔，見過世面，合格

265
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:32,723
‎接下來還有旅行計畫嗎？

266
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:35,893
‎我正在嘗試一樣新事物叫“留居”

267
00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:39,730
‎所以你通常是四處漂泊型的？

268
00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:43,567
‎她屏氣凝神對剛交往的對象丟出問題

269
00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:45,945
‎而且還有點喜歡他

270
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:49,823
‎我很年輕時就有了金妮

271
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:53,619
‎我錯過她的很多成長歷程
‎那讓我心痛

272
00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:57,331
‎現在她是青少年了，我想陪在她身邊

273
00:15:58,332 --> 00:15:59,291
‎所以我才在這裡

274
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,419
‎很好啊

275
00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:04,338
‎我也在這裡

276
00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:07,383
‎所以妳有點喜歡我？

277
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:10,928
‎-我想看單身漢窩！
‎-抱歉，老爸，我們剛好在附近

278
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:22,022
‎席夢，這是我女兒金妮
‎和她媽媽喬琪雅

279
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:24,733
‎“不重要”的席夢？

280
00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:29,196
‎那是我的綽號還是…

281
00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:32,366
‎不是，抱歉，妳好

282
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:35,369
‎嗨，很高興認識妳，妳很漂亮

283
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,123
‎公寓很棒，錫安，看起來超正點

284
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,083
‎不像單身漢窩

285
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:45,629
‎我無意暗示你是實力單身男什麼的

286
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:46,755
‎因為你不是

287
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:50,634
‎不，你是，我是說我們已經分手

288
00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:53,053
‎我要結婚了

289
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:57,766
‎看起來不像經常帶女人回家的
‎單身漢窩，因為…

290
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,101
‎我不是這個意思

291
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:02,521
‎我不知道你帶過多少女生回家

292
00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:04,314
‎我哪會知道？但我…

293
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:06,692
‎可能只有妳吧

294
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:13,991
‎-好了…
‎-我們該走了

295
00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:17,536
‎-抱歉
‎-只是順道來打個招呼

296
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:20,456
‎現在要先走一步，有押韻喔

297
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,166
‎我一直押韻

298
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:26,045
‎-金妮，妳的詩揮之不去
‎-詩？

299
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:30,340
‎不，我們不談這個，我有很多事要忙

300
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:33,802
‎我要招待未來公婆
‎到家裡享用聖誕大餐，所以…

301
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,804
‎你也一起來吧，錫安

302
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,056
‎你們兩個一起

303
00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:40,434
‎謝謝，但我要跟家人共度

304
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:42,186
‎我也要招待我父母和芮娜阿姨

305
00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:46,065
‎-帶過來，全部帶來吧！
‎-妳幹什麼？

306
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,274
‎-我不知道
‎-好吧

307
00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:50,277
‎你確定嗎？我很樂意
‎跟金妮一起過平安夜

308
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:53,530
‎我確定嗎？我問那麼大聲，想必是囉

309
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,034
‎我們要走了，那個…

310
00:17:57,117 --> 00:18:01,121
‎金妮，很高興認識妳

311
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:03,665
‎喬琪雅，謝謝妳…

312
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,292
‎謝謝妳稱讚我漂亮

313
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,921
‎-好，我大聲昭告了嗎？
‎-對

314
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:16,887
‎我沒打算用這種方式
‎介紹金妮給妳認識

315
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:20,891
‎真的嗎？我覺得過程挺順利的

316
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:28,357
‎所以那就是前妻啊？

317
00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:29,691
‎對

318
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:33,821
‎有意思

319
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,825
‎（席夢駕到）

320
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:45,541
‎妳發現什麼？

321
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,126
‎她是律師

322
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,712
‎而且以30幾歲來說
‎她也太愛自拍了吧

323
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:54,133
‎她在波士頓長大
‎讀過霍華大學和哈佛法學院

324
00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:57,136
‎養了一隻叫傑克斯的奧斯卡貴賓

325
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:59,888
‎媽，放下手機

326
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:02,349
‎妳知道席夢的事吧？

327
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,144
‎爸爸交了新女友，妳就得告訴媽咪

328
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,313
‎還是妳老是想讓我難堪？

329
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:09,565
‎這樣說不公平

330
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,777
‎有人訂了樹嗎？

331
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:17,447
‎哇，那是貨真價實的樹

332
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:20,367
‎比老媽以前從大賣場偷的假樹好多了

333
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:24,788
‎聖誕節血拼進行得如何？

334
00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:28,458
‎妳們買禮物了嗎？

335
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:32,713
‎那孩子拿斧頭有點太順手了

336
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:38,468
‎那個，我好像邀請了錫安的父母
‎一起過平安夜

337
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:40,721
‎我沒聽清楚，什麼？

338
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:50,439
‎禮物…

339
00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:41,657
‎奧斯汀

340
00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:46,036
‎我們要裝飾聖誕樹

341
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:15,065
‎（以圖片搜尋，上傳檔案）

342
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,362
‎血眼摩托車幫派

343
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:24,741
‎洗錢、敲詐

344
00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:26,451
‎盜車

345
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:27,953
‎（幫派成員案件遭駁回）

346
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:30,998
‎（律師 馬丁吉羅瑞）

347
00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:32,165
‎同一個律師

348
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,633
‎（節慶臉部彩繪）

349
00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:44,511
‎（熱巧克力棒）

350
00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:47,139
‎大家都玩得開心嗎？

351
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:53,520
‎威斯巴瑞的居民
‎是我見過最慷慨大方的一群人

352
00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:56,648
‎-今天格外明顯
‎-對，沒錯

353
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:59,192
‎為了感謝各位的慷慨大度

354
00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:02,571
‎我遠從北極邀來一位驚喜嘉賓

355
00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:04,156
‎歡迎聖誕老人！

356
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:09,119
‎呵呵呵！

357
00:22:09,202 --> 00:22:12,914
‎天啊！我愛聖誕老人！

358
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,416
‎呵呵！

359
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:19,379
‎我暫時放下製作玩具的工作
‎來幫忙你們的市長

360
00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:20,714
‎你們喜歡那傢伙嗎？

361
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:23,175
‎呵呵呵，很好！

362
00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:27,637
‎告訴我你們對威斯巴瑞的願望

363
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:31,767
‎我會轉告給大家的魯道夫市長…

364
00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:34,561
‎我是說藍道夫市長

365
00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:37,314
‎佳節愉快！

366
00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:53,205
‎-妳喜歡我做的薑餅屋嗎？
‎-喜歡，真的很酷

367
00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:54,915
‎糖霜看起來很像真的雪

368
00:22:54,998 --> 00:22:57,793
‎-這是什麼？
‎-馬可仕做的殭屍

369
00:22:57,876 --> 00:23:01,755
‎他說我們的薑餅屋碰上末日後的世界

370
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:03,423
‎這樣啊

371
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,717
‎我可以加入雪人嗎？

372
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:07,302
‎可以，擺在殭屍旁邊

373
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:10,889
‎-好了，我先閃人
‎-什麼？ 為什麼？

374
00:23:10,972 --> 00:23:12,974
‎我去佛蒙特前會去找妳

375
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:16,478
‎再見，奧斯汀

376
00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:20,857
‎天啊

377
00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:24,736
‎嘿

378
00:23:25,987 --> 00:23:27,614
‎他一定很愛妳

379
00:23:27,697 --> 00:23:29,825
‎-他超不喜歡這個
‎-聖誕節嗎？

380
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:31,576
‎人群

381
00:23:32,744 --> 00:23:34,955
‎小梅，妳看到我的薑餅屋了嗎？

382
00:23:35,038 --> 00:23:37,290
‎就像黑暗中的燈塔，我的朋友

383
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,546
‎記得告訴他妳對威斯巴瑞的願望

384
00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:44,631
‎-呵呵呵
‎-你好，聖誕老人

385
00:23:44,714 --> 00:23:45,674
‎歡迎

386
00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:02,399
‎你老是像反覆發作的疱疹

387
00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:06,194
‎-喬琪雅
‎-你來這裡做什麼？

388
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:07,904
‎-我是為了尼克來的
‎-瞎說

389
00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:11,575
‎尼克是我朋友，他越來越在乎你

390
00:24:11,658 --> 00:24:14,828
‎因為他不知道
‎你不是當三年級老師的傑西

391
00:24:14,911 --> 00:24:18,373
‎實際上是老想毀掉我的生活的
‎窮私家偵探

392
00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:23,462
‎妳的律師馬丁吉羅瑞

393
00:24:24,087 --> 00:24:26,673
‎他幫妳處理肯尼的財產，對吧？

394
00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:30,760
‎他在妳的第一任丈夫失踪後
‎也是妳在紐奧良的律師

395
00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:34,556
‎他跟一個犯罪前科累累的摩托車幫

396
00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:37,726
‎關係匪淺

397
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:39,603
‎血眼幫

398
00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:44,065
‎我喜歡這套服裝

399
00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:46,109
‎也欣賞妳的刺青

400
00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:49,279
‎我道妳有一段複雜的過去
‎喬琪雅米勒

401
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,364
‎我一定會挖出來

402
00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:57,746
‎沒什麼好挖的

403
00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:01,166
‎-謝謝
‎-保重

404
00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:07,756
‎-嘿
‎-嘿

405
00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:21,144
‎聽著，喬，那天晚上

406
00:25:21,978 --> 00:25:23,188
‎不該發生

407
00:25:24,147 --> 00:25:25,857
‎-嗯，好吧
‎-我只是…

408
00:25:27,108 --> 00:25:30,820
‎我現在不需要把人生搞得更複雜

409
00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:33,615
‎嗯，我懂

410
00:25:34,157 --> 00:25:35,033
‎很好

411
00:25:37,118 --> 00:25:38,119
‎聖誕快樂

412
00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:52,842
‎等一下，我馬上回來

413
00:25:58,390 --> 00:25:59,516
‎幫個忙

414
00:25:59,599 --> 00:26:00,600
‎看看人龍

415
00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:10,610
‎你很受地方媽媽歡迎，聖誕老人

416
00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:15,865
‎聖誕老公公和聖誕老太太
‎可以到薑餅屋裡

417
00:26:15,949 --> 00:26:17,659
‎私下聊兩句嗎？

418
00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:21,413
‎（薑餅屋）

419
00:26:26,209 --> 00:26:27,252
‎怎麼回事？

420
00:26:27,335 --> 00:26:29,421
‎怎麼回事？妳上傳…

421
00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:32,924
‎妳沒跟我商量就上傳我的性感照

422
00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:35,343
‎還邀請大家來坐我的大腿

423
00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:37,262
‎妳讓我鬧笑話

424
00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:40,557
‎保羅，當這群女性下次投票

425
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:43,059
‎因為不知道市議員的用處
‎而感到愚蠢時

426
00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:45,312
‎我保證她們會看到
‎保羅藍道夫這個名字

427
00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:46,813
‎然後蓋下戳記

428
00:26:46,896 --> 00:26:50,233
‎別來這套
‎別用那種我什麼都不懂的語氣

429
00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:52,110
‎妳出現之前，我已經是市長了

430
00:26:52,193 --> 00:26:55,322
‎妳替我做事，在辦公室我是妳的上司

431
00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,700
‎好的，市長先生

432
00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:00,160
‎我認真的

433
00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:04,664
‎-妳呢？
‎-我也是

434
00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:06,541
‎但在薑餅屋裡

435
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:09,294
‎被聖誕老人訓話，有點難正經起來

436
00:27:09,377 --> 00:27:10,253
‎好嗎？

437
00:27:13,089 --> 00:27:17,844
‎-是因為槍的事嗎？
‎-每一件事，喬琪雅

438
00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:22,307
‎槍、照片、這身打扮、孩子

439
00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:26,353
‎我知道妳現在跟金妮的關係陷入低潮

440
00:27:26,436 --> 00:27:28,980
‎妳可以覺得懊惱，但我絕不允許

441
00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:32,442
‎妳不尊重我，於公於私都不允許

442
00:27:33,568 --> 00:27:35,737
‎我現在住在那裡，那也是我的房子

443
00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:38,281
‎我不接受在自己的家被看輕

444
00:27:38,365 --> 00:27:40,283
‎喬琪雅，我…

445
00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:42,535
‎我已經在那裡

446
00:27:43,411 --> 00:27:47,332
‎等著妳接納我

447
00:27:50,877 --> 00:27:52,003
‎我們就要結婚了

448
00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:55,256
‎妳何時才會接納？

449
00:27:58,051 --> 00:27:58,927
‎對不起

450
00:28:19,572 --> 00:28:21,950
‎（想親親嗎？拿一張同意卡）

451
00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:29,874
‎嘿，怎麼樣？

452
00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:32,585
‎-取得同意很性感
‎-真的

453
00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:33,586
‎我是頭號支持者

454
00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:36,172
‎嘿，金妮，小梅，布蕾夏

455
00:28:39,342 --> 00:28:41,010
‎-帽子？
‎-怎樣？

456
00:28:42,011 --> 00:28:43,012
‎膽小鬼

457
00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:44,013
‎天啊

458
00:28:45,807 --> 00:28:48,184
‎我馬上回來，希芙

459
00:28:48,268 --> 00:28:49,602
‎-嘿
‎-嗨，小梅

460
00:28:49,686 --> 00:28:52,856
‎妳介意我們交換位置嗎？
‎因為下一個是蘇菲

461
00:28:54,607 --> 00:28:55,942
‎好啊

462
00:28:56,025 --> 00:28:57,861
‎謝謝，妳人真好

463
00:28:58,445 --> 00:28:59,946
‎-小梅…
‎-這個給我，抱歉

464
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:05,577
‎小梅？

465
00:29:06,453 --> 00:29:08,037
‎妳想親一個嗎？

466
00:29:09,205 --> 00:29:10,206
‎不想

467
00:29:12,041 --> 00:29:12,876
‎蘇菲

468
00:29:13,668 --> 00:29:16,755
‎-妳幹嘛這樣？
‎-只是巧克力而已

469
00:29:17,922 --> 00:29:21,050
‎我們結束了，小梅，妳必須接受事實

470
00:29:21,801 --> 00:29:26,973
‎拜託，別再傳簡訊給我
‎或在IG上按讚

471
00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:29,684
‎求你了

472
00:29:31,895 --> 00:29:33,104
‎停下來

473
00:29:47,076 --> 00:29:48,995
‎我們不能一起過聖誕節很討厭

474
00:29:49,078 --> 00:29:51,080
‎我知道，對了

475
00:29:52,499 --> 00:29:53,374
‎給妳

476
00:30:02,717 --> 00:30:03,968
‎我的治療筆記本

477
00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:07,347
‎我都沒發現弄丟了

478
00:30:07,430 --> 00:30:09,015
‎我希望內外都很有料

479
00:30:10,517 --> 00:30:11,434
‎我沒翻開

480
00:30:13,603 --> 00:30:16,689
‎這個世界爛透了
‎但妳是我最喜歡的人

481
00:30:18,191 --> 00:30:19,067
‎妳整個人

482
00:30:25,281 --> 00:30:26,616
‎我愛妳，薇金妮雅米勒

483
00:30:27,742 --> 00:30:29,369
‎今天，明天，永遠愛妳

484
00:30:33,206 --> 00:30:34,165
‎我也愛你

485
00:30:35,583 --> 00:30:36,751
‎很愛

486
00:30:39,796 --> 00:30:41,005
‎好啦，我該走了

487
00:30:41,965 --> 00:30:44,467
‎好，聖誕快樂

488
00:30:45,635 --> 00:30:46,803
‎消費主義節快樂

489
00:30:49,472 --> 00:30:52,141
‎嗨，妳笑什麼？

490
00:30:52,892 --> 00:30:53,893
‎沒事

491
00:30:56,354 --> 00:30:57,856
‎我…

492
00:30:58,898 --> 00:31:02,610
‎-需要幫忙嗎？
‎-不用，我自己來就好

493
00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:05,822
‎我當然需要幫忙
‎保羅的父母沒來過我們家

494
00:31:05,905 --> 00:31:08,783
‎而且一定要讓莉奈特覺得食物夠味道

495
00:31:15,081 --> 00:31:17,667
‎不會吧！

496
00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:22,797
‎死定了

497
00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:25,800
‎好了，媽，起來

498
00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:27,886
‎他們很快就到了

499
00:31:28,386 --> 00:31:31,931
‎保羅的父母討厭我
‎錫安的父母討厭我

500
00:31:32,015 --> 00:31:33,516
‎妳也討厭我

501
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,435
‎我不討厭妳

502
00:31:37,937 --> 00:31:39,022
‎而是很糾結

503
00:31:39,981 --> 00:31:42,609
‎我希望妳理解，妳看不出來嗎？

504
00:31:43,192 --> 00:31:44,694
‎妳沒聽詩的內容嗎？

505
00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:47,572
‎我聽到了

506
00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:52,243
‎我覺得妳沒聽進去

507
00:33:06,359 --> 00:33:08,403
‎莉奈特，再次謝謝妳臨時趕過來

508
00:33:08,903 --> 00:33:12,991
‎邀我來探望孫女永遠不嫌晚

509
00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:15,576
‎天知道我過了太多
‎沒她陪伴的節日了

510
00:33:17,912 --> 00:33:18,788
‎好吧

511
00:33:20,456 --> 00:33:22,959
‎很特別的選擇

512
00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:27,755
‎妳看到奶油刀了嗎？

513
00:33:28,506 --> 00:33:30,133
‎保羅，工作怎麼樣？

514
00:33:30,216 --> 00:33:32,176
‎你何時要離開歡樂谷去競選州長？

515
00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:33,970
‎等我覺得時機到的時候，爸

516
00:33:34,721 --> 00:33:37,140
‎保羅剛剛為波士頓婦幼收容所

517
00:33:37,223 --> 00:33:39,183
‎舉辦了一場大型冬季嘉年華會

518
00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:40,435
‎成功募得五萬多元

519
00:33:40,518 --> 00:33:41,728
‎我看到照片了

520
00:33:42,603 --> 00:33:43,646
‎五萬元？

521
00:33:43,730 --> 00:33:45,648
‎我很窮，錢在樓上嗎？

522
00:33:48,484 --> 00:33:52,196
‎對了，喬琪雅，妳的節日過得如何？

523
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:55,408
‎這是妳前夫過世後的
‎第一個聖誕節吧？

524
00:33:56,075 --> 00:33:56,909
‎對

525
00:33:57,744 --> 00:34:00,038
‎很抱歉，我不知情

526
00:34:00,121 --> 00:34:03,041
‎那是奧斯汀的爸爸嗎？

527
00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:07,003
‎不是，奧斯汀的爸爸…

528
00:34:07,086 --> 00:34:08,671
‎正在坐牢

529
00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:12,884
‎對，謝謝妳，莉奈特

530
00:34:12,967 --> 00:34:14,927
‎真糟糕，犯什麼罪？

531
00:34:15,011 --> 00:34:17,430
‎詐騙、侵占…

532
00:34:17,513 --> 00:34:18,431
‎要馬鈴薯嗎？

533
00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:27,648
‎錫安，席夢這個連假有什麼安排？

534
00:34:28,983 --> 00:34:32,236
‎席夢？寶貝兒子，誰是席夢？

535
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:33,946
‎她是一個朋友

536
00:34:34,030 --> 00:34:36,783
‎錫安認識新的女性朋友，來談談她吧

537
00:34:36,866 --> 00:34:38,951
‎你在藍農咖啡廳跟我說的那位嗎？

538
00:34:39,035 --> 00:34:40,578
‎進展如何？說到…

539
00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:44,916
‎-誰想聽笑話？
‎-我想

540
00:34:44,999 --> 00:34:50,213
‎好極了，不相信聖誕老人的孩子
‎叫什麼？

541
00:34:52,548 --> 00:34:56,761
‎孽子

542
00:34:58,346 --> 00:34:59,222
‎說得好

543
00:34:59,972 --> 00:35:00,807
‎那麼，錫安…

544
00:35:02,391 --> 00:35:03,684
‎她從事哪一行？

545
00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:07,146
‎-她是刑事辯護律師
‎-你居然瞞著她的事

546
00:35:07,230 --> 00:35:09,857
‎-我沒有隱瞞
‎-她有加入AKA姊妹會嗎？

547
00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:11,734
‎她不是D9成員，媽

548
00:35:11,818 --> 00:35:13,611
‎她唸哪所學校？

549
00:35:13,694 --> 00:35:15,071
‎霍華和哈佛

550
00:35:15,154 --> 00:35:19,575
‎對女人來說
‎最重要的就是受良好教育

551
00:35:22,036 --> 00:35:24,497
‎金妮，妳應該很快要申請大學了

552
00:35:24,580 --> 00:35:27,625
‎-妳現在幾年級？
‎-我才十年級

553
00:35:27,708 --> 00:35:28,876
‎你呢，奧斯汀？

554
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,920
‎你以後想讀哪所大學？

555
00:35:31,420 --> 00:35:32,713
‎這又是笑話嗎？

556
00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:34,132
‎我從不開玩笑

557
00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:39,095
‎知道嗎，金妮
‎我跟保羅都讀布朗大學

558
00:35:39,178 --> 00:35:42,682
‎所以嚴格來說，妳可以當我們的學妹

559
00:35:42,765 --> 00:35:45,560
‎她跟美利堅大學有家學淵源
‎離我們很近

560
00:35:45,643 --> 00:35:47,687
‎美利堅大學，好學校

561
00:35:47,770 --> 00:35:51,065
‎她跟霍華德和斯貝爾曼學院也有淵源

562
00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:53,442
‎喬琪雅，妳呢？妳讀哪所大學？

563
00:35:53,526 --> 00:35:55,236
‎喬琪雅沒上過大學

564
00:35:57,613 --> 00:36:00,116
‎莉奈特，妳對我的人生瞭如指掌啊

565
00:36:01,784 --> 00:36:03,077
‎看看四周

566
00:36:03,953 --> 00:36:06,205
‎一路走來很艱辛
‎但我帶他們走到這一步

567
00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:08,124
‎我做到了

568
00:36:08,207 --> 00:36:10,293
‎本來可以不必這麼辛苦

569
00:36:10,877 --> 00:36:12,545
‎我們提供妳各種條件

570
00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:14,881
‎我們想支持妳

571
00:36:14,964 --> 00:36:16,841
‎妳本來可以過大好日子

572
00:36:16,924 --> 00:36:19,510
‎金妮也可以豐衣足食

573
00:36:20,469 --> 00:36:22,555
‎但妳非但不讓我們幫忙

574
00:36:22,638 --> 00:36:26,184
‎還帶走我們心愛的孫女
‎讓她吃這麼多苦

575
00:36:32,815 --> 00:36:34,358
‎我再去多拿點酒

576
00:36:34,442 --> 00:36:37,278
‎或高中畢業證書，馬上回來

577
00:36:52,752 --> 00:36:53,628
‎媽

578
00:36:54,253 --> 00:36:56,255
‎妳別過來，現在不行

579
00:36:58,424 --> 00:36:59,342
‎媽

580
00:36:59,425 --> 00:37:00,676
‎妳現在別跟我說話

581
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,471
‎否則我會在那幫人面前哭出來

582
00:37:10,519 --> 00:37:11,812
‎嘿，小可愛

583
00:37:13,856 --> 00:37:16,484
‎她說得對，這是最椎心刺骨的痛

584
00:37:17,652 --> 00:37:21,239
‎我不該跑的，沒必要走到那步田地

585
00:37:21,322 --> 00:37:24,700
‎-都是陳年往事了
‎-現在我毀了金妮

586
00:37:25,284 --> 00:37:27,954
‎-拜託，沒這回事
‎-她太聰明了，錫安

587
00:37:28,037 --> 00:37:31,499
‎她有天賦，寫得出優美的詩句

588
00:37:32,708 --> 00:37:33,668
‎很傷人

589
00:37:34,502 --> 00:37:35,670
‎但優美

590
00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:37,880
‎事情不該這樣的

591
00:37:41,759 --> 00:37:42,843
‎讓我來吧

592
00:37:48,391 --> 00:37:51,435
‎我不想再回去了，你別逼我

593
00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:52,937
‎就算你生氣也一樣

594
00:37:53,479 --> 00:37:55,273
‎-喬琪雅…
‎-我需要透透氣…

595
00:38:09,870 --> 00:38:15,459
‎奇蹟之星

596
00:38:15,543 --> 00:38:18,504
‎黑夜之星

597
00:38:18,587 --> 00:38:22,967
‎綻放莊嚴的美麗

598
00:38:23,050 --> 00:38:26,721
‎與光芒

599
00:38:30,224 --> 00:38:32,226
‎妳一個人躲在這裡
‎是因為生奶奶的氣嗎？

600
00:38:33,853 --> 00:38:35,354
‎我沒有生妳的氣

601
00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:38,024
‎我只是希望妳不討厭媽

602
00:38:38,774 --> 00:38:40,151
‎我不討厭她

603
00:38:41,694 --> 00:38:42,820
‎妳有點討厭她吧

604
00:38:43,529 --> 00:38:45,781
‎我是有點氣她

605
00:38:47,616 --> 00:38:50,786
‎我花了很多時間掛念著妳

606
00:38:51,704 --> 00:38:53,080
‎想知道妳的生活狀況

607
00:38:54,373 --> 00:38:57,543
‎妳一定要知道妳有家人可以商量

608
00:38:58,461 --> 00:39:00,796
‎關於那些妳媽不懂的事

609
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:01,756
‎好嗎？

610
00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:05,176
‎好

611
00:39:05,259 --> 00:39:09,013
‎如果妳有什麼需要，就打給我們

612
00:39:09,847 --> 00:39:12,141
‎我有新的高級蘋果手機

613
00:39:12,641 --> 00:39:14,685
‎我會傳簡訊

614
00:39:14,769 --> 00:39:17,355
‎甚至懂得用動圖

615
00:39:17,438 --> 00:39:18,981
‎-怎麼唸啊…
‎-還有爭議

616
00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:21,275
‎過來

617
00:39:23,652 --> 00:39:26,739
‎-我愛妳
‎-我也愛妳

618
00:39:29,742 --> 00:39:31,702
‎-嗨，朋友
‎-怎麼？

619
00:39:31,786 --> 00:39:35,247
‎妳怎麼會…金妮說你家
‎要擺聖誕大餐宴席

620
00:39:35,331 --> 00:39:37,541
‎進行得超級順利

621
00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:39,168
‎好吧

622
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,253
‎-來吧
‎-好

623
00:39:42,171 --> 00:39:44,423
‎我開車經過，從窗外看到你

624
00:39:44,507 --> 00:39:46,967
‎平安夜你怎麼滿面愁容
‎獨自待在店裡？

625
00:39:47,676 --> 00:39:48,552
‎我沒有滿面愁容

626
00:39:48,636 --> 00:39:49,929
‎看起來很哀愁

627
00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:51,847
‎怎麼，你討厭你爸媽嗎？

628
00:39:51,931 --> 00:39:54,558
‎是不是每個孩子都討厭父母？

629
00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:56,852
‎-我喜歡我爸媽
‎-當然是囉

630
00:40:01,315 --> 00:40:02,650
‎金妮小時候

631
00:40:03,317 --> 00:40:05,319
‎我們一起看聖誕節電影，我心想

632
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:08,739
‎“總有一天我要過那樣的快樂聖誕節

633
00:40:09,365 --> 00:40:11,951
‎擺盤精美的餐桌，不必為錢煩惱”

634
00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:18,999
‎這招屢試不爽

635
00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:21,836
‎把幾百萬美元預算的電影
‎當成幸福範本

636
00:40:24,713 --> 00:40:26,715
‎我真心認為我做得到

637
00:40:27,216 --> 00:40:31,554
‎住在這裡，辦場完美的婚禮
‎過著完美幸福的日子

638
00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:39,395
‎幸福的敵人就是慾望

639
00:40:50,865 --> 00:40:52,533
‎你為什麼不跟家人在一起？

640
00:40:53,826 --> 00:40:55,744
‎我爸媽住在加州

641
00:40:55,828 --> 00:40:58,998
‎所以我會跟他們和姊妹一起過新年

642
00:40:59,081 --> 00:41:00,624
‎我不知道你有姊妹

643
00:41:01,917 --> 00:41:04,003
‎我其實對你瞭解不多

644
00:41:04,086 --> 00:41:05,379
‎對，沒錯

645
00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:10,885
‎我有個姊姊，叫莎夏

646
00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:12,636
‎老實說，妳讓我想起她

647
00:41:13,137 --> 00:41:14,638
‎她漂亮又有才華

648
00:41:15,222 --> 00:41:16,098
‎她很霸道

649
00:41:18,893 --> 00:41:20,561
‎喬，你知道我喜歡你哪裡嗎？

650
00:41:22,771 --> 00:41:24,356
‎妳喜歡我哪裡？

651
00:41:24,940 --> 00:41:27,067
‎我從來不覺得你評斷我

652
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:35,493
‎那妳就錯了
‎因為我老是對妳指指點點

653
00:41:50,633 --> 00:41:53,677
‎謝謝，我需要這個，喬

654
00:41:54,845 --> 00:41:56,096
‎祝你聖誕快樂

655
00:42:02,603 --> 00:42:06,357
‎我一直夢想可以騎上一頭帥氣白馬

656
00:42:06,857 --> 00:42:08,526
‎遠遠逃離我的所有難題

657
00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:11,070
‎我一直很喜歡馬

658
00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:13,697
‎從小就喜歡

659
00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:26,710
‎對，我記得

660
00:43:23,976 --> 00:43:24,893
‎我們打烊了

661
00:43:33,319 --> 00:43:34,320
‎嗨

662
00:44:41,095 --> 00:44:44,598
‎是戰艦！當有錢人真好
‎謝謝你，保羅

663
00:44:49,311 --> 00:44:51,730
‎奧斯汀，這是你畫的嗎？

664
00:44:52,314 --> 00:44:54,692
‎我跟馬可仕一起畫妳的禮物

665
00:44:56,610 --> 00:44:57,653
‎謝謝

666
00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:03,200
‎還有這個…

667
00:45:05,703 --> 00:45:06,620
‎是給妳的

668
00:45:08,831 --> 00:45:10,499
‎（芒特山，請保留這天）

669
00:45:11,333 --> 00:45:12,459
‎芒特山？

670
00:45:13,502 --> 00:45:16,505
‎怎麼會？那裡老早就訂滿了

671
00:45:16,588 --> 00:45:18,674
‎要等兩年後才有空檔

672
00:45:19,216 --> 00:45:20,050
‎我是市長

673
00:45:24,388 --> 00:45:26,306
‎-聖誕快樂
‎-謝謝

674
00:45:27,141 --> 00:45:28,434
‎你們看這個

675
00:45:41,488 --> 00:45:42,448
‎什麼？

676
00:45:44,116 --> 00:45:46,160
‎怎麼弄的？跑去哪…

677
00:45:46,243 --> 00:45:47,244
‎好厲害

678
00:45:48,036 --> 00:45:49,580
‎做得好，奧斯汀

679
00:45:50,372 --> 00:45:51,957
‎還有戰艦…

680
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:53,375
‎-那是什麼？
‎-戰艦…

681
00:45:56,962 --> 00:45:57,838
‎吉爾

682
00:45:58,505 --> 00:45:59,882
‎聖誕快樂，喬

683
00:45:59,965 --> 00:46:01,091
‎該死

684
00:46:04,011 --> 00:46:06,889
‎太謝謝你了
‎很高興再見到你，吉爾

685
00:46:06,972 --> 00:46:11,685
‎我得承認我對青少女的喜好
‎完全沒頭緒

686
00:46:12,269 --> 00:46:15,689
‎上次我見到妳時
‎妳只想看《少年悍將》

687
00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:17,775
‎老爸，我喜歡

688
00:46:17,858 --> 00:46:19,067
‎喜歡就好，兒子

689
00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:20,944
‎你什麼時候出獄的？

690
00:46:22,237 --> 00:46:23,655
‎別這樣，喬

691
00:46:23,739 --> 00:46:25,532
‎媽，這是驚喜

692
00:46:25,616 --> 00:46:28,952
‎爸爸來到鎮上，要記得告訴媽咪

693
00:46:29,036 --> 00:46:30,078
‎好嗎？

694
00:46:31,288 --> 00:46:32,581
‎別這麼掃興

695
00:46:37,002 --> 00:46:37,961
‎嘿

696
00:46:40,839 --> 00:46:41,882
‎我不要

697
00:46:57,231 --> 00:46:58,106
‎謝謝

698
00:47:00,984 --> 00:47:02,528
‎要他現在離開嗎？

699
00:47:04,154 --> 00:47:08,283
‎等等，很抱歉
‎我不是故意來破壞你們的假期

700
00:47:08,367 --> 00:47:11,161
‎我只是想在聖誕節來探望我兒子

701
00:47:12,454 --> 00:47:16,333
‎有時候，事後道歉
‎比事前徵求同意容易

702
00:47:16,416 --> 00:47:19,670
‎不好說，我覺得徵求同意
‎有它的重要性

703
00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:22,214
‎是啦

704
00:47:25,342 --> 00:47:27,678
‎爸，你真的不想一起滑雪嗎？

705
00:47:27,761 --> 00:47:31,098
‎不用，兒子，你去吧
‎我跟你媽道別就好了

706
00:47:33,016 --> 00:47:34,268
‎給老爸一個擁抱

707
00:47:36,770 --> 00:47:37,604
‎玩得開心點

708
00:47:44,278 --> 00:47:46,154
‎-喬琪雅，我改過自新了
‎-很好

709
00:47:47,072 --> 00:47:48,240
‎你必須改

710
00:48:29,531 --> 00:48:30,866
‎來吧

711
00:48:31,533 --> 00:48:32,367
‎來吧

712
00:48:33,327 --> 00:48:34,286
‎喬琪雅？

713
00:48:34,369 --> 00:48:36,121
‎金妮燙傷自己，錫安

714
00:48:36,204 --> 00:48:39,416
‎我們寶貝女兒用打火機燙自己

715
00:48:39,499 --> 00:48:42,336
‎我找到她的筆記本
‎裡面寫得一清二楚

716
00:48:47,633 --> 00:48:49,593
‎我們得想想辦法！

717
00:48:49,676 --> 00:48:51,511
‎我們要幫幫她

718
00:48:51,595 --> 00:48:52,512
‎我知道

719
00:48:53,555 --> 00:48:55,057
‎-我知道
‎-你知道嗎？

720
00:48:55,641 --> 00:48:56,850
‎什麼叫你知道？

721
00:48:57,434 --> 00:49:01,480
‎她正在接受治療，她想好轉

722
00:49:03,106 --> 00:49:04,149
‎你早就知道了？

723
00:49:05,442 --> 00:49:07,235
‎你知道這件事？

724
00:49:07,319 --> 00:49:08,153
‎喬琪…

725
00:49:14,409 --> 00:49:15,410
‎讓我看

726
00:49:16,453 --> 00:49:17,329
‎什麼？

727
00:49:18,163 --> 00:49:19,289
‎讓我看

728
00:49:23,001 --> 00:49:25,170
‎-媽？
‎-妳燙傷自己？

729
00:49:25,253 --> 00:49:27,422
‎-媽，妳做什麼？
‎-讓我看

730
00:49:27,506 --> 00:49:28,548
‎-在哪裡？
‎-住手

731
00:49:28,632 --> 00:49:30,133
‎-妳燙傷哪裡？
‎-放開我

732
00:49:30,217 --> 00:49:31,510
‎-我要看
‎-住手！

733
00:49:31,593 --> 00:49:34,471
‎-在哪裡？
‎-媽，放開我！

734
00:49:39,017 --> 00:49:41,395
‎好啊，妳想看嗎？

735
00:49:53,615 --> 00:49:55,450
‎妳這麼做多久了？

736
00:50:01,039 --> 00:50:03,625
‎-媽，我不想看到妳哭
‎-我不懂

737
00:50:04,418 --> 00:50:08,088
‎為什麼？妳為什麼要這樣傷害自己？

738
00:50:09,131 --> 00:50:13,427
‎-是我嗎？是因為我嗎？
‎-不，沒那麼簡單

739
00:50:13,510 --> 00:50:14,678
‎是因為肯尼的事嗎？

740
00:50:14,761 --> 00:50:16,805
‎很沉重，我知道

741
00:50:16,888 --> 00:50:18,724
‎我已經盡力不讓妳受影響

742
00:50:18,807 --> 00:50:20,308
‎我試著保護妳

743
00:50:20,392 --> 00:50:22,728
‎我一心只想保護妳

744
00:50:22,811 --> 00:50:24,730
‎不是，在那之前就開始了

745
00:50:25,522 --> 00:50:26,940
‎我漂亮的女兒

746
00:50:29,651 --> 00:50:33,280
‎與眾不同的奇蹟小女兒，為什麼？

747
00:50:33,947 --> 00:50:35,532
‎妳為什麼要做這種事？

748
00:50:41,621 --> 00:50:42,914
‎我討厭這樣

749
00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:45,792
‎我想停下來

750
00:51:02,267 --> 00:51:03,143
‎過來

751
00:51:13,653 --> 00:51:16,907
‎很抱歉我沒發現

752
00:51:18,575 --> 00:51:20,535
‎我真的很抱歉，小可愛

753
00:51:21,995 --> 00:51:23,330
‎對所有的一切

754
00:51:26,416 --> 00:51:28,752
‎交給我，好嗎？

755
00:51:30,462 --> 00:51:32,464
‎把所有的痛苦都交給我承受

756
00:51:33,757 --> 00:51:34,758
‎我應付得來

757
00:51:36,093 --> 00:51:36,927
‎過來

758
00:51:39,096 --> 00:51:41,515
‎我在這裡，好嗎？

759
00:51:42,099 --> 00:51:43,225
‎我在這裡

760
00:51:43,934 --> 00:51:45,268
‎我在這裡

761
00:51:49,981 --> 00:51:50,816
‎過來

762
00:51:54,361 --> 00:51:58,615
‎對不起，我毀了聖誕節

763
00:52:01,201 --> 00:52:03,995
‎聖誕節更早之前就毀了

764
00:52:04,079 --> 00:52:05,288
‎這才是我們

765
00:52:10,001 --> 00:52:13,713
‎金妮和喬琪雅的歡樂聖誕節特輯

766
00:52:13,797 --> 00:52:14,756
‎對吧？

767
00:53:14,566 --> 00:53:18,904
‎（如果你或你認識的人
‎飽受自殘的念頭所苦）

768
00:53:18,987 --> 00:53:24,492
‎（可在以下網站
‎取得所需的資訊與資源）

769
00:54:23,551 --> 00:54:28,556
‎字幕翻譯：莊雅婷