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‎她是我媽

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‎我愛她，現在我必須保護她

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‎激情或權力

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‎人生是一場遊戲
‎美貌則是重炮機關槍

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‎永遠不要回頭，只能往前看

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‎人生就像戰場，不能相信任何人

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‎先出擊

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‎但你要怎麼毫髮無傷脫身？

9
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‎怎麼可能不徹底被改變？

10
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‎我要怎麼過自己這一關？

11
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‎我覺得自己快被淹沒
‎而且沒人聽到我尖叫

12
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‎我終於明白喬琪雅總是逃跑的原因了

13
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‎母女姐妹花

14
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‎妳居然穿運動緊身褲

15
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‎我去跑步

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‎還有妳的頭髮，藍色挑染不見了

17
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‎對，我膩了，這些是什麼？

18
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‎只是我精神崩潰的書面紀錄

19
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‎這堆跟婚禮有關

20
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‎這堆是“鄰里活動中心的迎新派對”

21
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‎到現在還沒決定主題
‎八成會辦得一團糟

22
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‎妳怎麼搞的？

23
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‎只是有點事

24
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‎我一直在想關於…

25
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‎肯尼的事

26
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‎金妮，安靜

27
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‎肯尼就像“佛地魔”，好嗎？

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‎我們不說他的名字，也不談他

29
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‎-嘿
‎-看看這兩個美女

30
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‎嘿

31
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‎我不知道她怎麼做到的

32
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‎裝作一切如常的樣子

33
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‎-我最愛這個
‎-好

34
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‎我不禁感到這一切都錯了

35
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‎世界恢復常軌

36
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‎沒愛啦金重新合體

37
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‎不過我被永久禁足

38
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‎所以殘酷的世界再會了

39
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‎帶我去窗邊，溫妮，我想道別

40
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‎沒錯，貝芙今天在廚房桌上
‎放了寄宿學校的傳單，所以…

41
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‎艾比蓋兒，妳呢？

42
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‎破碎家庭的愧疚感幫了我

43
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‎所以我只有這週末被禁足

44
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‎我沒被禁足

45
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‎當然沒有，真正的女王不為所動

46
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‎我愛喬琪雅

47
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‎是啊，真希望我媽就像我朋友

48
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‎真的

49
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‎可惜啊，艾倫是標準的老媽

50
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‎“馬可仕，梅可欣
‎我們要怎麼再信任你們？”

51
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‎跟媽媽像朋友沒大家說得那麼好

52
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‎不過，至少我的派對很讚

53
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‎妳有聽說瑪麗亞方騰

54
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‎在妳的廁所幫丹薩默口交嗎？

55
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‎-在我的廁所？
‎-沒錯

56
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‎我以為他不喜歡金髮妞
‎那不就是他的特色嗎？

57
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‎我在萬聖節戴金髮假髮時
‎他說：“妳毀了自己”

58
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‎-是喔
‎-我和裘丹可以證實

59
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‎-我們撞見他們
‎-你們兩個又在樓上幹嘛？

60
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‎我們絕對沒在妳媽的床上亂搞

61
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‎絕對沒有

62
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‎但喬琪雅的羽絨被真的讓我欲罷不能

63
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‎妳道她在哪裡買的嗎？不知道？

64
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‎-蘇菲居然沒來
‎-不行，妹子，妳別再想了

65
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‎我知道，真的

66
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‎我會的，我做不到

67
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‎-嘿，妳把藍色弄掉了
‎-對，不知道，覺得膩了

68
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‎而且我有消息要宣布

69
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‎定下來了，我和馬可仕

70
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‎我很為你們開心

71
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‎但如果我再張開嘴，就要吐了

72
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‎我們看到你們倆一起消失

73
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‎別聊我的兄弟的小弟弟

74
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‎現在我每次看到他
‎都會想起他的老二

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‎嘿

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‎-嘿，胖胖
‎-嗨

77
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‎大家開心夠了

78
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‎-準備好走了嗎？
‎-好，走吧

79
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‎繼續加油，孩子們！你們做得很好！

80
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‎3點半你要和老人委員會開會

81
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‎討論如何增進城市的便利性

82
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‎好極了，還有嗎？

83
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‎噴泉女士們想要…

84
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‎抱歉，你說什麼？

85
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‎噴泉女士

86
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‎她們是一群很富裕、年紀很大
‎家財萬貫的老太太

87
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‎自封為威斯巴瑞的環境美化守護者

88
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‎她們又想怎樣？

89
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‎我已經簽了《栽花美化倡議案》

90
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‎這次是為了街道中央的分隔島

91
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‎她們想對分隔島做什麼？

92
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‎她們覺得現況不符威斯巴瑞的水準

93
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‎他們不希望孩童
‎騎車經過醜不啦嘰的分隔島

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‎所以她們想種花並重新覆蓋…

95
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‎-好吧
‎-裝設灌溉系統呢？

96
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‎絕對不行，我拒絕裝設新的灌溉系統

97
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‎沒問題，老大

98
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‎怎樣？

99
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‎-我真的超愛這個小鎮
‎-我參政就是為了做出改變

100
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‎你改變了道路分隔島

101
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‎我們下週在波士頓婦幼收容所
‎有罐頭捐贈活動

102
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‎說吧，喬琪雅？

103
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‎聖誕快樂，送你們豌豆罐頭

104
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‎這是我們每年的慣例

105
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‎我在聖誕節最不想拿到豆子罐頭

106
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‎那妳想要什麼？

107
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‎什麼意思？

108
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‎-妳懂我的意思
‎-我不懂你們的意思

109
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‎衛生棉條、尿布、禮物、金錢

110
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‎設一個捐贈站嗎？

111
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‎辦一場活動，我們可以收門票

112
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‎聖誕節嘉年華會

113
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‎冬季嘉年華會，對外開放

114
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‎冬季慈善嘉年華會

115
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‎我喜歡，就這麼辦吧

116
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‎說完了嗎？

117
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‎還沒，還有一件事

118
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‎喬琪雅現在全權管理市長的社群媒體

119
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‎真的嗎？你認真？

120
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‎我不建議…

121
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‎妳瞭解民眾的想法，充滿創意
‎當然可以由妳負責

122
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‎很好，因為我已經做了

123
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‎什麼？

124
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‎帳號是@藍道夫市長
‎你已經有200個粉絲了，別擔心

125
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‎嘿，喬琪雅，等一下

126
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‎妳確定妳還有餘裕
‎處理冬季嘉年華會嗎？

127
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‎妳要弄婚禮
‎還要辦鄰里活動中心的迎新派對

128
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‎為了婦幼收容所嗎？

129
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‎我想盡一分力

130
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‎媽咪，我還是好餓

131
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‎我飽了，妳幫我吃吧？

132
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‎金妮，稍等一下好嗎？

133
00:07:26,237 --> 00:07:27,947
‎妳翹了很多堂課

134
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‎也還沒交《憤怒的葡萄》的心得短文

135
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‎我知道，我會交的，還有事嗎？

136
00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:37,957
‎對，我一直在思考我們的對話

137
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‎秉持著多元的精神

138
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‎我想請妳幫全班挑選一本書

139
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‎加入課程表

140
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‎書？

141
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‎任何能體現美國黑人經驗的書都行

142
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‎妳有興趣嗎？

143
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‎也許吧

144
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‎-我會想一想
‎-很好

145
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‎我只是想跟妳各退一步

146
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‎嘿，兩位
‎小梅，妳知道今天要排演哪一幕嗎？

147
00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:14,660
‎應該是隆重的婚禮

148
00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:16,621
‎我們不談談週五在我家廚房

149
00:08:16,704 --> 00:08:18,623
‎跳的那支華爾滋嗎？

150
00:08:18,706 --> 00:08:21,834
‎-真的很挑逗，對吧？
‎-非常挑逗

151
00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:24,837
‎我怎麼不知道
‎妳暗戀演對手戲的布萊恩？

152
00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:27,507
‎-真可愛
‎-小聲一點，這不是暗戀

153
00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:29,717
‎好吧，被迷得神魂顛倒的小妞

154
00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:33,471
‎妳是不是從可愛樹摔下來
‎可愛死了？

155
00:08:33,554 --> 00:08:36,057
‎-我好期待綵排
‎-我不期待

156
00:08:36,140 --> 00:08:38,976
‎我要唱約瑟芬的抒情曲，超挫

157
00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:41,604
‎如果妳不想演約瑟芬
‎我隨時可以代…

158
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‎不用，我可以，謝謝

159
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‎女士們

160
00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:54,325
‎家庭有很多不同面貌

161
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‎你們黏的樹葉
‎代表美好與獨一無二的家庭

162
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‎我幹嘛要做家譜？我爸都快死了

163
00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,335
‎我爸在坐牢

164
00:09:06,170 --> 00:09:08,130
‎放學後想來我家玩《喋血復仇》嗎？

165
00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:10,299
‎-你有《喋血復仇》？
‎-對

166
00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:13,344
‎我媽精神崩潰
‎我想要的電玩她都肯買

167
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‎酷

168
00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:24,564
‎妳想按摩嗎？

169
00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:30,444
‎好

170
00:09:37,785 --> 00:09:39,412
‎妳的皮膚好柔軟

171
00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:43,791
‎對，我擦了很多乳液

172
00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:49,589
‎如果妳的皮膚一直保水
‎就不必保濕了

173
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‎就是說啊

174
00:09:50,631 --> 00:09:52,800
‎這座聖殿不會乾巴巴

175
00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,430
‎好了

176
00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,141
‎謝謝，真的很舒服

177
00:10:00,224 --> 00:10:01,350
‎不客氣

178
00:10:02,476 --> 00:10:03,978
‎-要我幫你…
‎-可以幫我按嗎？

179
00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:06,814
‎好啊

180
00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:10,901
‎抽神秘聖誕老人

181
00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:16,782
‎謝謝

182
00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:20,453
‎布蕾夏和布萊恩
‎名字押頭韻的小情侶

183
00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:23,080
‎才怪，妳看他

184
00:10:23,664 --> 00:10:25,708
‎別直接盯著他，小梅

185
00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:28,544
‎布蕾夏，那沒什麼，演員之間的常態

186
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,005
‎大家互相按摩，真的很怪

187
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,593
‎妳猜怎麼樣？

188
00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:39,221
‎我抽到當布萊恩的神秘聖誕老人
‎妳想換嗎？

189
00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:42,224
‎不要，小梅，壓力太大了

190
00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:44,226
‎快點交換啦

191
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‎給我

192
00:10:47,521 --> 00:10:48,689
‎（希芙）

193
00:10:57,531 --> 00:11:00,076
‎本地生產的薰衣草浴鹽和鱈魚角薯片

194
00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:03,537
‎無庸置疑最頂級的手切薯片

195
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:06,207
‎別對著我引用我的話，感覺不舒服

196
00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:11,629
‎-妳打什麼算盤？
‎-我知道我們關係很緊繃

197
00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:15,091
‎妳盜用公款還威脅我

198
00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:18,469
‎-我要為此道歉
‎-才怪，妳毫無歉意

199
00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:21,806
‎尼克，我很抱歉

200
00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:25,017
‎我發誓我絕不會做任何傷害保羅的事

201
00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:27,061
‎我愛他，真的

202
00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:29,397
‎而且我熱愛這份工作

203
00:11:29,897 --> 00:11:31,816
‎我很擅長，我想繼續做下去

204
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,068
‎我剛搬來的時候就像另一個人

205
00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:36,946
‎我以前看不到未來

206
00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:39,365
‎沒有事業或真正的朋友

207
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,076
‎我把你當成真朋友

208
00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:47,373
‎所以我希望你當我的男伴娘

209
00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:49,250
‎再說一次？

210
00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:51,794
‎還要再來一輪嗎？

211
00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:54,088
‎-好
‎-嘿，你還好嗎？

212
00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:56,340
‎你最近有點不對勁

213
00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:59,176
‎不像平常那麼爽朗的小夥子

214
00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:04,098
‎好吧，不管那是什麼意思
‎我一切都很好

215
00:12:04,765 --> 00:12:07,935
‎我再去幫你們倒酒

216
00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:13,649
‎-尼克，這對我意義重大
‎-我只是…

217
00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:16,902
‎-我要考慮一下
‎-好

218
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:20,197
‎你總是

219
00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:25,119
‎帶來失落

220
00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:27,246
‎我知道跟你在一起

221
00:12:27,329 --> 00:12:30,124
‎難以置信這是事實

222
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:32,126
‎我還以為…

223
00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:34,795
‎好淒美，在唱什麼？

224
00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:38,883
‎該不會是杭特寫給我的心碎情歌吧？

225
00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:40,801
‎不是

226
00:12:41,677 --> 00:12:44,346
‎其實這是我寫的歌

227
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,479
‎很美，帕瑪，我喜歡

228
00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:52,396
‎謝謝

229
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,983
‎-妳在寫什麼？
‎-詩而已

230
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,236
‎金妮，妳媽那桌還要一輪酒

231
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,615
‎真反常，我好震驚

232
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:04,408
‎喬，我有個想法

233
00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:07,036
‎藍農咖啡廳
‎舉辦開放麥克風之夜怎麼樣？

234
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:09,371
‎-不行
‎-為什麼不行？

235
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:12,041
‎-聽起來很麻煩
‎-聽起來能開拓客源

236
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:14,418
‎嘿，企業家，去幫媽媽倒酒

237
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:17,588
‎拜託嘛，一定很好玩
‎大家可以表演歌唱

238
00:13:17,671 --> 00:13:20,257
‎讀詩，對吧金妮？還可以演喜劇

239
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:22,301
‎喜劇？這有說服力嗎？

240
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:25,471
‎拜託嘛，喬
‎可以讓藍農咖啡廳變得很酷

241
00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:28,474
‎怎麼，藍農現在不酷嗎？

242
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:30,559
‎喬，答應我嘛

243
00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:32,311
‎不行

244
00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:34,563
‎我們試過了

245
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:38,609
‎-嘿
‎-嘿

246
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:45,616
‎-怎麼樣？
‎-你得離開

247
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:48,744
‎幹嘛？為什麼？

248
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:53,374
‎-什麼？我跟帕瑪沒事了
‎-走就對了

249
00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:55,042
‎她上班時不需要受折磨

250
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,254
‎還有我今晚要去我爸家吃飯
‎之後再來找我？

251
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:02,967
‎-好了，來吧，快走
‎-但那是…

252
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:04,426
‎還有請走前門

253
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:07,429
‎房子一樣使用質樸的胡桃原木
‎值得一看

254
00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:16,689
‎辛西亞，嗨，妳好嗎？

255
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:17,690
‎好極了

256
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:20,025
‎妳要來我的迎新派對嗎？

257
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:22,236
‎畢竟我能加入都多虧了妳

258
00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:23,195
‎是啊

259
00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:24,655
‎萬歲

260
00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:27,157
‎暫時離開家也許對妳有好處

261
00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:29,368
‎來嘛，一定很好玩

262
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:33,414
‎是充滿懸疑氣氛的
‎推理主題謀殺之謎派對

263
00:14:34,498 --> 00:14:35,833
‎謀殺主題派對？

264
00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:40,379
‎喬，你還是可以辦外燴吧？

265
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,340
‎不行，抱歉

266
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:46,969
‎我很樂意，但當天晚上

267
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:50,055
‎藍農咖啡廳要舉辦
‎第一次的開放麥克風之夜

268
00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:51,891
‎等等，真的嗎？

269
00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:54,685
‎天哪，那我可以做海報了

270
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:56,270
‎對吧？

271
00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:58,022
‎好喔，太棒了

272
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,235
‎妳媽不煮這些東西

273
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:07,489
‎保羅搬來之後
‎已經很少吃速食，改吃更多美食

274
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:08,532
‎有超多北非小米

275
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:11,619
‎-所以他正式搬進去了？
‎-正式搬了

276
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:12,870
‎很有男主人的派頭

277
00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:15,164
‎上週五我開派對被抓包

278
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,708
‎他端出父親的架子

279
00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:19,835
‎“我們沒生妳的氣，只是很失望”

280
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:20,753
‎什麼？

281
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,174
‎老媽一定跟妳說了吧

282
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,719
‎很抱歉對你撒謊

283
00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:31,680
‎好，算了，那其他事呢？
‎學校怎麼樣？

284
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,182
‎我的進階先修英文課老師…

285
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:34,683
‎-批評妳尬詩的那位？
‎-對

286
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:38,395
‎他要我選一本代表美國黑人經驗的書

287
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:41,982
‎用來解決種族歧視，好棒棒

288
00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:45,402
‎至少他嘗試過了

289
00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:46,820
‎幹嘛？

290
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:49,740
‎什麼書能代表美國白人的經驗？

291
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:51,825
‎不知道，《麥田捕手》吧？

292
00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:56,705
‎他只對妳這個學生提出要求嗎？

293
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:58,207
‎對

294
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:01,752
‎所以這位老師想找一本
‎真正代表黑人的書

295
00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:03,128
‎而且要妳去做？

296
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,297
‎所以我不該做嗎？

297
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,341
‎我沒這麼說
‎如果他把書加入課程表呢？

298
00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:09,551
‎妳能讓他的課更兼容並蓄

299
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,720
‎-所以我該做囉？
‎-我沒這麼說

300
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,139
‎豐富化閱讀清單不是妳的工作

301
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:15,933
‎那是他的工作，他是老師

302
00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:17,059
‎所以我不該做囉？

303
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:22,439
‎當體制不是為妳量身打造時
‎妳有兩個選擇

304
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:24,441
‎一個是設法一點一滴改變它

305
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,110
‎或者好漢不吃眼前虧

306
00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:28,696
‎暫時明哲保身
‎為往後更大的一仗做準備

307
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:30,948
‎所以你覺得我該怎麼辦？

308
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:35,619
‎不管妳怎麼決定
‎我相信都是對的選擇

309
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,415
‎非常有幫助，非常清楚

310
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,417
‎妳可以選我的書

311
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:48,382
‎-那是誰？
‎-不重要

312
00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:49,883
‎我認得那個微笑

313
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:52,386
‎那是“我喜歡的人傳簡訊來”的笑容

314
00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:53,637
‎是馬可仕

315
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:54,805
‎住對街那個？

316
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:57,850
‎他現在是我的正牌男友

317
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:02,396
‎-別像老媽子對我碎念
‎-我不會對妳下指導棋

318
00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:05,107
‎但妳正在處理一些事

319
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,651
‎-我希望妳心無旁鶩
‎-嗯，爸，我知道

320
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:13,449
‎（席夢的訊息）

321
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:14,867
‎又是“不重要”的席夢嗎？

322
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:16,744
‎你也有那種微笑，爸

323
00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:19,496
‎-沒有
‎-明明就有

324
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:22,541
‎那不是微笑，只是微微咧嘴

325
00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:27,838
‎重點就是要嘶嘶作響

326
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,300
‎-金妮，做可麗餅
‎-可麗餅？

327
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:42,936
‎-你們看！
‎-媽，妳好漂亮

328
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,731
‎-謝謝
‎-我相信妳能引誘男人去送死

329
00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:47,941
‎我也信

330
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:49,693
‎媽，妳不能穿那樣

331
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,820
‎-記得佛地魔嗎？
‎-別說他的名字

332
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,072
‎沒錯

333
00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:56,742
‎小可愛，只是個派對，放輕鬆

334
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,497
‎馬可仕

335
00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:03,123
‎我可以進去嗎？

336
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,042
‎你不必慌張

337
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:08,337
‎但這座大框架是一扇門

338
00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:10,214
‎從中間穿越過去

339
00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:12,007
‎我知道你不習慣

340
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,426
‎你通常都是搖搖晃晃地爬排水管

341
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,095
‎這不是秘密入口

342
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:20,015
‎不會讓你瞬間移動回到昨天
‎或掉入永無止盡的迴圈

343
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,433
‎直到你打破循環

344
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:22,976
‎它沒有神奇的魔力

345
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,937
‎不是陷阱，也沒有古怪

346
00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:27,106
‎只是一扇門

347
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:30,734
‎-妳自以為搞笑
‎-我聽得很享受

348
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:34,321
‎請進

349
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,658
‎小夥子，很高興又見面了

350
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,745
‎我們需要複習家規嗎？

351
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:42,746
‎可以不要嗎？

352
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:47,501
‎我就知道你會跟我握手
‎已經困在這個迴圈三年了

353
00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:49,920
‎好啦，別幫他們煽風點火

354
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,929
‎她真的瘋了

355
00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:02,766
‎如果妳殺了人還逍遙法外
‎不會辦什麼神秘謀殺派對

356
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:05,102
‎-很有種
‎-那叫兇殘

357
00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:06,145
‎嘿

358
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:11,900
‎你不明白，是我的錯

359
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:16,029
‎她這麼做是為了保護我

360
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:19,533
‎要不是我，肯尼可能還活著

361
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,120
‎-是我害死那個男人
‎-嘿，不對

362
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:25,372
‎不是這樣的

363
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,334
‎妳控制不了她或她的行為

364
00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:46,351
‎我覺得你和帕瑪應該要談談
‎做個了結什麼的

365
00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:49,229
‎我才不要

366
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,190
‎她有資格

367
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:52,941
‎是我也想有個了結

368
00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:15,380
‎哈囉！

369
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:26,516
‎謝謝

370
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:29,478
‎拜拜

371
00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:36,235
‎這禮拜的療程一定很有趣

372
00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:42,241
‎我有個消息會惹妳不高興

373
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:46,912
‎奧斯汀要求去查克傅勒家玩

374
00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:48,247
‎辛西亞的兒子？

375
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,457
‎奧斯汀討厭那孩子，他用鉛筆刺他

376
00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:52,501
‎-顯然他們和好了
‎-我不高興

377
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:53,961
‎妳的不悅已經載入紀錄

378
00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:55,379
‎至於派對

379
00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:58,298
‎你要當黃上校，覺得怎麼樣？

380
00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:00,676
‎我去過這類活動無數次了

381
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,177
‎千篇一律只有蟹肉餅和香檳

382
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:04,638
‎我想讓他們刮目相看

383
00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:07,891
‎妳已經很了不起了

384
00:21:08,558 --> 00:21:10,185
‎所以我才這麼愛妳

385
00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:15,482
‎我終於在這裡找到歸屬感，我很開心

386
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:19,403
‎這才讓人刮目相看

387
00:21:20,153 --> 00:21:21,321
‎真養眼

388
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:24,992
‎喜歡眼前景象嗎？

389
00:21:25,575 --> 00:21:26,952
‎-我也喜歡
‎-是嗎？

390
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:32,916
‎不如讓我

391
00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:35,669
‎進一步打動妳吧？

392
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:37,254
‎好啊

393
00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:50,684
‎錫安，我晚點回電給你好嗎？

394
00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:52,978
‎妳非接電話不可嗎？

395
00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:55,689
‎-我想跟妳談談
‎-他打來幹嘛？

396
00:21:55,772 --> 00:21:56,690
‎談什麼？

397
00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:57,733
‎金妮辦了派對？

398
00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:59,359
‎-她做了什麼？
‎-誰做了什麼？

399
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,528
‎那是保羅嗎？他在嗎？
‎金妮說他搬進去了

400
00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:03,864
‎-對，他搬進來了
‎-他不知道我搬進來了？

401
00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:05,365
‎妳怎麼沒說他搬進去了？

402
00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:07,951
‎也沒說金妮辦派對
‎還有她交新男友的事？

403
00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:09,578
‎-我想知道最新狀況
‎-你有啊

404
00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:11,913
‎保羅搬進來，金妮開派對
‎還交了新男友

405
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,707
‎對，重機小子，我不喜歡

406
00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:14,750
‎我不喜歡

407
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:16,376
‎對，我們都不喜歡

408
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:19,087
‎這不只是妳和保羅的事
‎我也住在這裡

409
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,339
‎我們坐在同一艘船上

410
00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:22,341
‎-錫安說什麼？
‎-保羅說什麼？

411
00:22:23,633 --> 00:22:26,845
‎他說你們應該一起去喝啤酒
‎培養感情，互相瞭解

412
00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:28,513
‎-他這樣說？
‎-他這樣說？

413
00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:30,849
‎我覺得這是好主意，你們要和平共存

414
00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:33,769
‎同舟共濟，合力養育兒女什麼的

415
00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:34,686
‎錫安，是保羅

416
00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:36,938
‎-不要啦
‎-快接

417
00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:38,523
‎-不要
‎-接吧

418
00:22:41,818 --> 00:22:42,652
‎嘿，老兄

419
00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:44,821
‎你好

420
00:22:52,245 --> 00:22:56,291
‎“35歲的尼克索普
‎是市長辦公室不可或缺的一分子

421
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:59,086
‎這位康乃爾大學畢業生
‎致力於服務本市

422
00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:01,963
‎確保威斯巴瑞運作順暢”

423
00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:05,384
‎我只是想介紹辦公室的其他人

424
00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:07,219
‎我知道妳打什麼主意

425
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:10,013
‎滿足我強大的自尊心

426
00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:12,140
‎當然很有效，因為我是獅子座

427
00:23:15,143 --> 00:23:18,355
‎好吧，好啦，我願意當妳的男伴娘

428
00:23:18,438 --> 00:23:21,817
‎尼克！意思是我們恢復友誼了嗎？

429
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:23,860
‎所以你也要來我的派對囉？

430
00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:26,154
‎關於懷特太太我有個想法

431
00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:30,742
‎-我跟傑西會到
‎-好喔，傑西

432
00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:36,873
‎妳這些點子怎麼來的？

433
00:23:37,624 --> 00:23:41,294
‎因為趣味，我只是有天馬行空的想法

434
00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:43,338
‎再從中創造出小天地

435
00:23:44,047 --> 00:23:46,466
‎那些想法都在腦子裡

436
00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:50,303
‎但只是空想，所以要設法落實

437
00:23:56,893 --> 00:23:58,311
‎所以呢，妳覺得怎樣？

438
00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:00,480
‎棒呆了

439
00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:04,734
‎我幻想著性感火辣登台

440
00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:07,320
‎讓前女友看了後悔死

441
00:24:09,322 --> 00:24:10,740
‎蘇菲桑切斯，對吧？

442
00:24:12,826 --> 00:24:15,245
‎我個人覺得

443
00:24:16,663 --> 00:24:17,706
‎我會搭這件

444
00:24:23,378 --> 00:24:25,630
‎-手臂給我好嗎？
‎-好

445
00:24:32,679 --> 00:24:34,306
‎不會太緊吧？

446
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,399
‎小梅，天啊，美翻天

447
00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:45,358
‎是不是？

448
00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:47,194
‎希芙真的很扯吧？

449
00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:48,570
‎我愛死了

450
00:24:49,362 --> 00:24:50,697
‎-對，不…
‎-布蕾夏

451
00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:56,077
‎我想從抒情歌謠開始
‎準備好配鋼琴唱了嗎？

452
00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:58,246
‎-好了
‎-好

453
00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:08,131
‎-我先幫妳脫掉
‎-好

454
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:11,968
‎好的，這一刻

455
00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:16,306
‎約瑟芬意識到自己對公爵有情愫

456
00:25:17,265 --> 00:25:20,852
‎這首歌很關鍵
‎少了它，劇情就不成立

457
00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:22,896
‎開始吧

458
00:25:34,741 --> 00:25:40,413
‎我從沒愛過一個能看穿我的人

459
00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:43,542
‎他的魅力讓我迷惑

460
00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:46,336
‎你不要逗我開心…

461
00:25:46,419 --> 00:25:47,462
‎妳最近好嗎？

462
00:25:49,589 --> 00:25:51,508
‎很好啊，有多樂子

463
00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:54,844
‎那通電話後我一直掛念妳

464
00:25:56,304 --> 00:25:57,138
‎我知道

465
00:25:58,890 --> 00:26:00,684
‎但我沒有燙傷自己，所以…

466
00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:01,851
‎很久沒有了

467
00:26:07,190 --> 00:26:11,778
‎-妳有寫日記嗎？
‎-有，我寫詩

468
00:26:12,612 --> 00:26:13,822
‎詩？

469
00:26:14,489 --> 00:26:15,907
‎是我爸的想法

470
00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:19,619
‎我寫了一首關於自我認同的詩

471
00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:23,498
‎能把想法一五一十地寫出來
‎感覺超棒

472
00:26:24,374 --> 00:26:26,876
‎但我那個種族歧視的老師
‎卻嫌內容太另類

473
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:32,299
‎現在他又找我碴，我不知道該怎麼辦

474
00:26:33,091 --> 00:26:35,051
‎班上也沒人仗義執言

475
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:38,221
‎所以我只能靠自己了，很煩

476
00:26:42,726 --> 00:26:46,521
‎我懂在一個白人為主的小鎮
‎長大的感覺

477
00:26:47,814 --> 00:26:51,735
‎生活周遭的人
‎能提供安全避風港很重要

478
00:26:53,361 --> 00:26:55,530
‎那妳媽呢？她安全嗎？

479
00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:57,657
‎喬琪雅安全嗎？

480
00:26:57,741 --> 00:26:59,075
‎她是不是妳的安全避風港？

481
00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:01,620
‎妳覺得碰到問題，能不能去找她？

482
00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:03,622
‎不行

483
00:27:04,205 --> 00:27:05,040
‎怎麼會呢？

484
00:27:10,003 --> 00:27:13,298
‎當妳小時候被男同學推倒
‎擦傷膝蓋時

485
00:27:13,381 --> 00:27:17,093
‎妳跑去找媽媽
‎希望她給妳擁抱，安慰妳沒事

486
00:27:17,719 --> 00:27:20,555
‎而不是要她剪斷男同學的單車煞車線

487
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:26,102
‎坦白說，有些事情
‎喬琪雅米勒沒資格搞定

488
00:27:29,105 --> 00:27:31,941
‎妳試過告訴她嗎？

489
00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:36,029
‎妳應該獲得理解，金妮

490
00:27:37,030 --> 00:27:37,906
‎理解

491
00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:41,201
‎是啊

492
00:27:46,164 --> 00:27:47,457
‎我的人生中

493
00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:52,545
‎有太多不為人知的醜陋不堪的事物

494
00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:58,051
‎我覺得我只能一直憋在心裡

495
00:28:00,929 --> 00:28:03,014
‎如果妳不憋住會怎樣？

496
00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:18,488
‎妳好漂亮

497
00:28:21,157 --> 00:28:24,619
‎媽，派對的事妳為什麼不處罰我？

498
00:28:26,329 --> 00:28:27,831
‎我希望妳開心

499
00:28:28,331 --> 00:28:31,209
‎妳過去幾週很不好過，需要發洩一下

500
00:28:31,292 --> 00:28:32,127
‎我懂

501
00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:37,465
‎但我應該受到處罰，我做錯事了

502
00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:39,759
‎這才是世界的規矩

503
00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:44,723
‎好了，妳被處罰了

504
00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:45,932
‎我不是這個意思

505
00:28:48,643 --> 00:28:51,438
‎這倒提醒了我
‎我們該認真談談婚禮了

506
00:28:51,521 --> 00:28:54,274
‎我要男女伴娘穿一身白
‎是前衛還是俗氣？

507
00:28:54,357 --> 00:28:55,275
‎妳覺得呢？

508
00:28:55,358 --> 00:28:58,570
‎可以請妳朋友
‎到冬季嘉年華會做臉部彩繪嗎？

509
00:28:58,653 --> 00:29:00,989
‎對了，妳想好推理派對的裝扮了沒？

510
00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:06,411
‎我不能去，對不起

511
00:29:06,953 --> 00:29:07,787
‎什麼？

512
00:29:08,538 --> 00:29:11,708
‎喬要我去開放麥克風之夜幫忙
‎所以…

513
00:29:13,793 --> 00:29:16,671
‎真掃興，我本來想介紹我家閨女的

514
00:29:20,633 --> 00:29:23,261
‎好，我們去做馬鈴薯煎餅吧

515
00:29:23,845 --> 00:29:24,971
‎什麼是馬鈴薯煎餅？

516
00:29:26,681 --> 00:29:29,517
‎-太好吃了
‎-我卯足全力

517
00:29:30,101 --> 00:29:32,437
‎謝謝妳今年主辦活動

518
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,189
‎-這一年很難熬
‎-我愛妳，媽媽

519
00:29:34,898 --> 00:29:36,191
‎我也愛妳，媽媽

520
00:29:36,274 --> 00:29:39,944
‎嘿，媽媽
‎我們的朋友布羅迪約朋友過去

521
00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:40,862
‎-我在想…
‎-不行

522
00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:44,240
‎妳們有沒有為搗亂她家的事
‎跟喬琪雅道歉？

523
00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:47,327
‎-對不起，喬琪雅
‎-很抱歉，喬琪雅

524
00:29:47,410 --> 00:29:50,580
‎-下不為例
‎-真的太棒了

525
00:29:50,663 --> 00:29:54,334
‎-這些馬鈴薯煎餅超火
‎-老媽，別用那個詞

526
00:29:55,251 --> 00:29:58,505
‎真的，超火，媽妳好炫

527
00:29:58,588 --> 00:30:01,174
‎-妳還是要禁足
‎-好吧

528
00:30:01,257 --> 00:30:03,843
‎妳們有聽說
‎我加入鄰里活動中心了嗎？

529
00:30:04,511 --> 00:30:05,762
‎天啊，太棒了

530
00:30:05,845 --> 00:30:08,306
‎-不錯嘛
‎-誰想多來點檸檬水？

531
00:30:08,389 --> 00:30:12,352
‎妳們還記得小梅、艾比和諾拉
‎開的檸檬水攤位嗎？

532
00:30:12,435 --> 00:30:15,980
‎-記得，超有創意
‎-等等，還記得我們的歌嗎？

533
00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:18,066
‎當你走在炎熱的沙漠時

534
00:30:18,149 --> 00:30:20,276
‎檸檬水可以紓解你的渴望

535
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:21,653
‎檸檬水能讓你自然涼

536
00:30:21,736 --> 00:30:23,947
‎所以現在就來拿吧

537
00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:27,742
‎媽，還記得我們的檸檬水攤嗎？

538
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:32,372
‎不過我們沒有檸檬
‎所以擺了檸檬汁罐子

539
00:30:32,956 --> 00:30:35,667
‎然後妳在牌子上寫
‎“新鮮現擠，有機的”

540
00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:38,211
‎小孩真搞笑，有他們真幸福

541
00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:43,424
‎後來拖車公園
‎那個種族歧視的鄰居還說我到處遊蕩

542
00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:49,973
‎金妮，謝謝妳
‎跟大家分享珍貴的童年回憶

543
00:30:50,056 --> 00:30:53,184
‎說到童年
‎妳們聽說亞當斯老師的事了嗎？

544
00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:55,311
‎七年級時弄哭我的那個
‎西班牙文老師？

545
00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:56,771
‎他被開除了

546
00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:59,941
‎他們在他桌上找到色情雜誌

547
00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:02,151
‎-妳開玩笑吧
‎-太糟糕了

548
00:31:02,235 --> 00:31:03,152
‎怎麼會這樣？

549
00:31:03,236 --> 00:31:05,405
‎就是說啊，這年頭還有誰看雜誌？

550
00:31:05,488 --> 00:31:08,283
‎我敢說吉登老師會看色情雜誌

551
00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:10,994
‎金妮，妳應該推薦那本書

552
00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:13,955
‎什麼書？

553
00:31:15,373 --> 00:31:18,334
‎沒什麼，只是我的英文老師很煩

554
00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:21,713
‎我已經跟爸聊過了，別擔心

555
00:31:22,589 --> 00:31:24,090
‎我不要妳亂來

556
00:31:24,173 --> 00:31:25,884
‎我能怎麼樣？

557
00:31:33,182 --> 00:31:34,517
‎我去上廁所

558
00:31:36,352 --> 00:31:39,772
‎媽，布羅迪剛傳簡訊給我
‎我們真的要離開一小時

559
00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:40,690
‎-拜託…
‎-不行

560
00:31:40,773 --> 00:31:43,067
‎拜託啦，媽
‎我們是年輕人，讓我們享受生命

561
00:31:43,151 --> 00:31:47,405
‎艾倫，不管怎樣
‎她們親筆寫道歉信給我了

562
00:31:47,488 --> 00:31:48,448
‎是嗎？

563
00:31:49,282 --> 00:31:50,491
‎很窩心

564
00:31:51,659 --> 00:31:54,037
‎我不知道，要挑書嗎？還是不要？

565
00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:55,705
‎挑字典吧

566
00:31:56,289 --> 00:31:59,167
‎用來暗喻種族歧視者
‎已經無孔不入滲透美國

567
00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:00,335
‎讓他好好深思

568
00:32:01,711 --> 00:32:05,673
‎我不想滿足吉登
‎讓他自以為跟我們同一國

569
00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:07,967
‎只因為他隨便翻過《白人的脆弱性》

570
00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:09,802
‎嘿

571
00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:13,431
‎我會陪著妳

572
00:32:27,028 --> 00:32:29,197
‎-嗨
‎-嗨

573
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:30,949
‎-嗨
‎-嗨

574
00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:37,246
‎可以進來嗎？
‎我不想看到任何體液交換的場面

575
00:32:37,330 --> 00:32:38,623
‎我們在喝對方的血

576
00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:40,416
‎好吧

577
00:32:40,917 --> 00:32:44,337
‎我們的禁足令解除了，因為喬琪雅

578
00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:46,673
‎告訴媽媽我們手寫道歉信給她

579
00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:48,424
‎原來如此，撒謊

580
00:32:48,508 --> 00:32:50,093
‎-我們要去布羅迪家了
‎-我們不去

581
00:32:50,176 --> 00:32:51,594
‎-是你不去
‎-好，滾吧

582
00:32:53,429 --> 00:32:55,264
‎-嗨
‎-嗨！

583
00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,725
‎好喔，我們都去布羅迪家

584
00:33:05,233 --> 00:33:06,401
‎-所以我…
‎-所以我…

585
00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:09,696
‎-沒關係，你先說
‎-我…

586
00:33:09,779 --> 00:33:11,239
‎-我可以…
‎-這樣吧，我…

587
00:33:11,322 --> 00:33:12,532
‎好吧

588
00:33:12,615 --> 00:33:13,533
‎我先開始

589
00:33:16,244 --> 00:33:19,163
‎我知道你跟喬琪雅在我們訂婚前上床

590
00:33:23,459 --> 00:33:25,753
‎要談這些，好喔…

591
00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:28,339
‎我猜你搬回來是為了在她身邊

592
00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:30,883
‎所以問題在於…

593
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:33,511
‎我需要擔心嗎？

594
00:33:34,345 --> 00:33:36,389
‎聽著，我只希望喬琪雅得到幸福

595
00:33:37,348 --> 00:33:39,434
‎我無意搞破壞

596
00:33:39,517 --> 00:33:42,895
‎如果我不希望你們幸福美滿
‎就不會在這裡跟你喝酒

597
00:33:43,896 --> 00:33:47,066
‎但你會成為我孩子的繼父
‎跟他們同住一個屋簷下

598
00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:48,359
‎所以我才來這裡

599
00:33:51,821 --> 00:33:54,240
‎對了，金妮很乖，你把她教得很好

600
00:33:58,661 --> 00:33:59,620
‎喝啤酒吧

601
00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:02,331
‎喝啤酒有幫助
‎嘿，喬，麻煩來兩杯啤酒

602
00:34:02,915 --> 00:34:05,334
‎現成的就好，謝謝

603
00:34:06,252 --> 00:34:07,545
‎你們很登對

604
00:34:08,921 --> 00:34:09,964
‎你夠格

605
00:34:12,008 --> 00:34:14,761
‎謝謝你，這對我意義重大

606
00:34:16,262 --> 00:34:17,305
‎謝了，喬

607
00:34:17,388 --> 00:34:19,265
‎而且我可能有對象了

608
00:34:19,348 --> 00:34:20,349
‎是嗎？

609
00:34:20,933 --> 00:34:22,351
‎對，她與眾不同

610
00:34:24,270 --> 00:34:26,230
‎這樣啊，太好了

611
00:34:27,190 --> 00:34:28,066
‎對啊

612
00:34:33,529 --> 00:34:35,615
‎抱歉，天啊

613
00:34:35,698 --> 00:34:37,366
‎別對我那麼壞

614
00:34:37,450 --> 00:34:38,284
‎給你

615
00:34:39,619 --> 00:34:42,038
‎-抱歉
‎-真沒禮貌

616
00:34:42,121 --> 00:34:44,082
‎我們要在這裡待多久？

617
00:34:45,124 --> 00:34:46,918
‎來，寶貝，抽個水煙斗吧

618
00:34:48,461 --> 00:34:49,879
‎外賣到

619
00:34:50,838 --> 00:34:52,340
‎裘丹，你失控了

620
00:34:52,423 --> 00:34:54,342
‎-你才失控了
‎-你真的很脫序

621
00:34:55,510 --> 00:34:56,886
‎誰要？

622
00:34:57,804 --> 00:34:58,721
‎給我啤酒，兄弟

623
00:35:00,139 --> 00:35:01,724
‎嘿，馬可仕，你要嗎？

624
00:35:01,808 --> 00:35:05,019
‎那是為了動粗道歉的暗號嗎？

625
00:35:08,189 --> 00:35:11,275
‎艾比，有點超過喔

626
00:35:11,359 --> 00:35:12,360
‎-嘿
‎-我要

627
00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:18,950
‎我的啤酒呢？

628
00:35:21,244 --> 00:35:23,830
‎在犛牛背上很難做

629
00:35:24,664 --> 00:35:28,126
‎兩位好嗎？還需不需要什麼？
‎要結帳了嗎？

630
00:35:28,209 --> 00:35:31,420
‎喬，你應該還沒見過錫安

631
00:35:31,504 --> 00:35:32,922
‎錫安是金妮的爸爸

632
00:35:33,589 --> 00:35:36,843
‎他爬過馬特宏峰和安納布爾納峰

633
00:35:36,926 --> 00:35:39,137
‎-真了不起
‎-沒有啦

634
00:35:39,637 --> 00:35:42,849
‎-但金妮喜歡在這裡打工
‎-我們也很喜歡她，她是好孩子

635
00:35:42,932 --> 00:35:43,933
‎她的確還不賴

636
00:35:49,939 --> 00:35:51,274
‎-好
‎-謝了，喬

637
00:35:52,483 --> 00:35:54,861
‎我們覺得那個新男友怎麼樣？

638
00:35:54,944 --> 00:35:57,363
‎是壞榜樣嗎？她現在也學人家開趴

639
00:35:57,947 --> 00:36:00,491
‎-八成也抽大麻
‎-金妮不抽大麻

640
00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:04,078
‎沒想過我會當繼父，碰上青少年？

641
00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:08,791
‎看著她長大，變成獨立的個體
‎真是太瘋狂了

642
00:36:10,501 --> 00:36:13,754
‎-她現在面臨不少事
‎-真的嗎？

643
00:36:15,131 --> 00:36:16,215
‎她看起來還好

644
00:36:16,716 --> 00:36:18,009
‎她只是努力掩飾

645
00:36:18,718 --> 00:36:19,844
‎她本來就很淡定

646
00:36:20,553 --> 00:36:21,554
‎對，喬琪雅也是那樣

647
00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:32,273
‎多留意她，隨時讓我掌握情況

648
00:36:36,402 --> 00:36:37,236
‎我會的

649
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:38,237
‎謝謝

650
00:36:46,579 --> 00:36:49,290
‎真是爛透了
‎每個人都以為我們只想

651
00:36:49,373 --> 00:36:51,584
‎待在地下室，聽他們演奏音樂

652
00:36:51,667 --> 00:36:54,003
‎-我覺得自己很平庸
‎-妳是啊

653
00:36:54,670 --> 00:36:55,922
‎她才不平庸呢

654
00:36:57,673 --> 00:36:59,842
‎馬可仕，你也玩樂器吧？

655
00:37:00,343 --> 00:37:01,886
‎不，我不算會玩

656
00:37:01,969 --> 00:37:04,513
‎真是厚顏無恥的天大謊言

657
00:37:04,597 --> 00:37:06,933
‎他玩遍各種樂器，甚至還有口琴呢

658
00:37:07,016 --> 00:37:08,976
‎-煩死了
‎-真的嗎？

659
00:37:10,686 --> 00:37:11,604
‎好喔

660
00:37:18,027 --> 00:37:20,655
‎-那好吧
‎-我沒叫你去…

661
00:37:25,451 --> 00:37:27,245
‎-等一下
‎-我就是這個意思

662
00:37:27,328 --> 00:37:29,413
‎-他們在培養感情嗎？
‎-希望不要

663
00:37:29,497 --> 00:37:30,373
‎天啊

664
00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:33,000
‎天啊

665
00:37:52,144 --> 00:37:55,022
‎-我懂了
‎-才怪，妳不懂

666
00:37:59,068 --> 00:38:00,152
‎這叫不玩樂器

667
00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:04,740
‎好吧，我的男子氣概不保了
‎所以…

668
00:38:04,824 --> 00:38:07,910
‎艾比，艾比蓋兒，跳上我的背，快點

669
00:38:07,994 --> 00:38:11,539
‎彈E小7和弦

670
00:38:20,256 --> 00:38:21,173
‎準備好了嗎？

671
00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:30,683
‎天啊

672
00:38:34,770 --> 00:38:37,565
‎妳多重啊，小妞？天哪

673
00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:52,413
‎靠，馬可仕，你太扯了

674
00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:58,711
‎-好了
‎-金妮，彈鋼琴

675
00:38:59,754 --> 00:39:01,672
‎金妮，別抗拒了

676
00:39:02,965 --> 00:39:04,091
‎上吧，女孩

677
00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:05,885
‎你在打什麼算盤？

678
00:39:06,469 --> 00:39:08,721
‎-那是妳媽的名言
‎-是啊

679
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:30,242
‎妳學過鋼琴嗎？

680
00:39:30,326 --> 00:39:32,995
‎妳不是從小家裡就很窮？

681
00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:34,747
‎-什麼？
‎-怎麼了？

682
00:39:35,539 --> 00:39:36,916
‎其實是我爸教我的

683
00:39:36,999 --> 00:39:38,501
‎還有，閉嘴啦

684
00:39:41,420 --> 00:39:45,216
‎好耶，我喜歡我們兇莎曼珊

685
00:39:45,299 --> 00:39:46,967
‎別惹我，艾比蓋兒

686
00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:49,470
‎真好玩，妳朋友都很友善

687
00:39:54,433 --> 00:39:55,559
‎我們可以走了嗎？

688
00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:08,823
‎親愛的，我回來了

689
00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:10,533
‎你喝醉了

690
00:40:11,867 --> 00:40:14,203
‎對，話說錫安，他是真男人

691
00:40:14,787 --> 00:40:16,872
‎真的，大好人，人生多彩多姿

692
00:40:16,956 --> 00:40:19,208
‎我知道，所以我才還愛著他

693
00:40:20,751 --> 00:40:22,086
‎現在我酒醒了

694
00:40:45,359 --> 00:40:46,444
‎見鬼

695
00:40:47,027 --> 00:40:48,446
‎-妳在家放了槍？
‎-好的…

696
00:40:48,529 --> 00:40:52,616
‎先別抓狂，設想一下如果你是我
‎獨自待在廚房

697
00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:54,910
‎有小偷闖進來，而我只是個弱女子

698
00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:57,496
‎我對持有槍枝
‎已經清楚表明過立場，喬琪雅

699
00:40:58,747 --> 00:41:00,833
‎你不懂身為單親媽媽的感覺

700
00:41:02,251 --> 00:41:03,586
‎我的確不懂

701
00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:05,588
‎但我可以告訴妳

702
00:41:05,671 --> 00:41:08,007
‎防禦性擁槍是個迷思

703
00:41:08,090 --> 00:41:12,052
‎每個數據都指出妳或妳的子女

704
00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:14,638
‎可能因為屋裡有槍更容易受到傷亡

705
00:41:14,722 --> 00:41:16,599
‎妳很可能弄巧成拙

706
00:41:16,682 --> 00:41:20,102
‎好啊，要扯統計數據
‎我們就來扯吧

707
00:41:20,186 --> 00:41:24,315
‎根據統計，對女性來說
‎最危險的地方是自己的家

708
00:41:24,398 --> 00:41:26,525
‎至少有申請執照吧？

709
00:41:27,109 --> 00:41:28,486
‎這是合法的嗎？

710
00:41:28,569 --> 00:41:31,447
‎我通過禁止在威斯巴瑞
‎隨身帶槍的法令

711
00:41:31,530 --> 00:41:33,991
‎-妳這樣我的臉要往哪裡擺？
‎-好吧

712
00:41:34,074 --> 00:41:35,951
‎知道了，我馬上丟掉

713
00:41:36,035 --> 00:41:38,204
‎還有多少支槍？

714
00:41:38,287 --> 00:41:41,373
‎只有這支，我保證

715
00:41:42,833 --> 00:41:43,959
‎我會處理掉

716
00:41:44,585 --> 00:41:49,548
‎好，但如果有暴力兇徒闖進來
‎到時你會後悔莫及

717
00:41:53,302 --> 00:41:54,929
‎妳好漂亮，媽咪

718
00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:59,892
‎好，妳想外帶什麼？
‎牛排？龍蝦？還是義大利麵？

719
00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:04,647
‎嗨，娜塔莉

720
00:42:05,314 --> 00:42:06,357
‎沒有

721
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:09,485
‎不，娜塔莉，沒有鏈球菌咽喉炎

722
00:42:09,568 --> 00:42:11,237
‎我的約會對象隨時會到

723
00:42:11,737 --> 00:42:14,532
‎娜塔莉，我知道妳不懂
‎因為妳才13歲

724
00:42:15,032 --> 00:42:16,367
‎但他有一份好工作

725
00:42:16,951 --> 00:42:19,370
‎他西裝筆挺，還有退休金

726
00:42:21,622 --> 00:42:22,581
‎該死

727
00:42:25,709 --> 00:42:27,920
‎嘿，妳好漂亮

728
00:42:28,546 --> 00:42:29,380
‎你好

729
00:42:29,463 --> 00:42:32,424
‎我說了不用來敲門，我馬上就出去了

730
00:42:33,342 --> 00:42:34,718
‎我們一起出去吧

731
00:42:35,427 --> 00:42:36,929
‎其實我今晚沒辦法

732
00:42:38,681 --> 00:42:41,308
‎-我生病了
‎-妳病了？

733
00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:42,643
‎媽，我餓了

734
00:42:43,852 --> 00:42:46,021
‎誰在裡面？

735
00:42:50,985 --> 00:42:53,571
‎-妳叫什麼名字？
‎-金妮

736
00:42:54,196 --> 00:42:56,574
‎我本來打算告訴你我有個女兒

737
00:42:58,117 --> 00:42:58,951
‎什麼時候？

738
00:42:59,910 --> 00:43:02,913
‎等你瘋狂愛上我後，就無關緊要了

739
00:43:06,917 --> 00:43:08,919
‎-你要去哪裡？
‎-在哪裡？

740
00:43:10,879 --> 00:43:11,797
‎人人都有秘密抽屜

741
00:43:16,385 --> 00:43:17,636
‎我們來點外賣

742
00:43:18,971 --> 00:43:21,473
‎-真的嗎？
‎-金妮，妳喜歡春捲嗎？

743
00:43:22,224 --> 00:43:23,225
‎喜歡

744
00:43:31,650 --> 00:43:35,154
‎金妮，我超愛妳媽的外套

745
00:43:35,237 --> 00:43:37,656
‎她今天穿的那件綠色的，我超愛的

746
00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:39,867
‎今天？她來了？

747
00:43:39,950 --> 00:43:41,744
‎對，我剛在走廊看到她

748
00:43:57,801 --> 00:43:59,887
‎-媽
‎-妳快走，金妮

749
00:43:59,970 --> 00:44:01,639
‎-妳做什麼？
‎-我跟錫安通過電話

750
00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:03,015
‎他跟我說了書的事

751
00:44:03,098 --> 00:44:04,850
‎他不配當老師

752
00:44:05,434 --> 00:44:06,727
‎妳以為我不知道嗎？

753
00:44:08,145 --> 00:44:10,689
‎萬一妳被抓到怎麼辦？
‎你覺得校方會放過我嗎？

754
00:44:10,773 --> 00:44:13,609
‎妳不能老是為所欲為

755
00:44:14,109 --> 00:44:16,028
‎這就是我不告訴妳的原因

756
00:44:16,528 --> 00:44:18,781
‎妳根本不懂我的處境

757
00:44:18,864 --> 00:44:22,159
‎我什麼都不能跟妳說
‎因為妳可能會做這種離譜的事

758
00:44:22,242 --> 00:44:24,912
‎我不可能眼睜睜
‎看著別人這樣糟蹋我女兒

759
00:44:25,496 --> 00:44:28,248
‎我是妳媽媽
‎這世上沒有人比我更愛妳

760
00:44:30,042 --> 00:44:32,378
‎-我知道
‎-我願意為妳做任何事

761
00:44:33,504 --> 00:44:34,338
‎好嗎？

762
00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:36,215
‎妳知道的

763
00:44:38,175 --> 00:44:39,218
‎太沉重了

764
00:44:40,761 --> 00:44:42,221
‎妳給我的負擔太沉重了

765
00:44:44,014 --> 00:44:46,100
‎-妳們好
‎-吉登老師，你好

766
00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:47,643
‎這是我媽

767
00:44:47,726 --> 00:44:49,019
‎幸會

768
00:44:49,812 --> 00:44:51,438
‎金妮跟我說了你的事

769
00:44:52,481 --> 00:44:55,484
‎很好，既然打過招呼了
‎我們先走一步

770
00:44:55,567 --> 00:44:57,403
‎把東西也一起帶走

771
00:45:04,576 --> 00:45:07,037
‎（開放麥克風之夜）

772
00:45:07,121 --> 00:45:10,332
‎-哇，好酷
‎-就是說吧？我好期待

773
00:45:11,250 --> 00:45:14,253
‎-妳在寫什麼？更多詩嗎？
‎-對

774
00:45:15,087 --> 00:45:16,755
‎酷，我能不能…

775
00:45:26,682 --> 00:45:28,809
‎哇，很震撼

776
00:45:30,602 --> 00:45:31,437
‎謝謝

777
00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:36,233
‎我一直透過寫詩來整理思緒

778
00:45:36,984 --> 00:45:38,193
‎信手拈來的

779
00:45:39,987 --> 00:45:42,030
‎妳應該在開放麥克風之夜上朗誦

780
00:45:42,114 --> 00:45:43,574
‎-不要
‎-為什麼？

781
00:45:43,657 --> 00:45:44,950
‎妳剛才說信手拈來

782
00:45:53,250 --> 00:45:54,626
‎我看起來怎麼樣？

783
00:45:55,627 --> 00:45:56,920
‎別那種表情

784
00:45:57,004 --> 00:45:59,214
‎這是我們這輩子
‎一直被拒於門外的場合

785
00:45:59,298 --> 00:46:01,675
‎但現在，我們不是去參加派對
‎而是派對主角

786
00:46:02,676 --> 00:46:03,552
‎我們成功了

787
00:46:04,178 --> 00:46:06,096
‎努力就是為了這一天

788
00:46:13,645 --> 00:46:15,397
‎嘿！快進來吧

789
00:46:17,024 --> 00:46:18,150
‎天啊

790
00:46:18,233 --> 00:46:19,067
‎（哈囉！）

791
00:46:19,151 --> 00:46:20,903
‎不得了

792
00:46:20,986 --> 00:46:22,654
‎你們讓人刮目相看

793
00:46:22,738 --> 00:46:25,532
‎（他說我們的裝扮很出色）

794
00:46:26,742 --> 00:46:29,828
‎手銬好逼真，跟戲服是一套嗎？

795
00:46:29,912 --> 00:46:31,705
‎（這是不是跟戲服一起買的？）

796
00:46:32,664 --> 00:46:33,540
‎對

797
00:46:35,167 --> 00:46:36,585
‎保羅，請你叫車好嗎？

798
00:46:36,668 --> 00:46:37,836
‎好

799
00:46:39,379 --> 00:46:41,590
‎我的天啊，快請進

800
00:46:41,673 --> 00:46:44,676
‎-天啊
‎-尼克和傑西

801
00:46:46,178 --> 00:46:48,597
‎你們想找點致命的樂子嗎？

802
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:51,266
‎我猜是廚房和槍枝

803
00:46:51,350 --> 00:46:54,937
‎我猜是紅小姐和毒藥

804
00:46:55,854 --> 00:46:56,688
‎好了

805
00:46:56,772 --> 00:46:59,525
‎先別玩過頭
‎都還沒到鄰里活動中心呢

806
00:46:59,608 --> 00:47:00,776
‎快點，我們走

807
00:47:00,859 --> 00:47:02,110
‎（等到了再玩，走吧）

808
00:47:05,197 --> 00:47:07,157
‎小可愛再見
‎開放麥克風之夜玩得開心點

809
00:47:13,580 --> 00:47:17,626
‎你總是

810
00:47:17,709 --> 00:47:23,173
‎帶來失落

811
00:47:23,257 --> 00:47:27,219
‎跟你在一起

812
00:47:27,302 --> 00:47:33,100
‎跟你在一起，總是

813
00:47:33,183 --> 00:47:36,645
‎帶來失落

814
00:47:36,728 --> 00:47:41,108
‎跟你在一起…

815
00:47:41,608 --> 00:47:42,484
‎妳還好嗎？

816
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:46,071
‎我還以為有喜劇表演

817
00:47:46,154 --> 00:47:49,741
‎也許她比較適合妳

818
00:47:49,825 --> 00:47:54,037
‎也許這次你會留下來

819
00:47:54,121 --> 00:47:58,083
‎你永遠是我心中的唯一

820
00:47:58,166 --> 00:48:02,045
‎唯一逃離我的人

821
00:48:02,129 --> 00:48:05,716
‎一切對你來說都不重要

822
00:48:06,300 --> 00:48:12,389
‎多希望我可以不在乎

823
00:48:21,356 --> 00:48:24,526
‎感覺好爽，把情緒一次發洩完

824
00:48:25,611 --> 00:48:26,445
‎抱歉

825
00:48:26,528 --> 00:48:27,821
‎做妳自己就好

826
00:48:30,365 --> 00:48:33,619
‎金妮，妳應該上台讀詩
‎真的，感覺超讚

827
00:48:36,663 --> 00:48:40,167
‎剛才就是藍農咖啡廳的帕瑪阿圖里

828
00:48:41,209 --> 00:48:42,753
‎今晚的活動策畫人

829
00:48:46,673 --> 00:48:49,509
‎各位最近都有看新聞嗎？

830
00:48:50,010 --> 00:48:53,805
‎法國有一家乳酪工廠爆炸了

831
00:48:53,889 --> 00:48:57,309
‎到處都是斷瓦“布利”

832
00:48:59,227 --> 00:49:00,395
‎好爛

833
00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:03,774
‎沒禮貌

834
00:49:06,568 --> 00:49:08,737
‎我想感謝各位今晚的蒞臨

835
00:49:08,820 --> 00:49:09,780
‎慘不忍睹

836
00:49:10,489 --> 00:49:11,907
‎妳應該去讀詩

837
00:49:11,990 --> 00:49:14,326
‎我們剛收到銀行的通知

838
00:49:14,409 --> 00:49:16,787
‎還有一筆餘額沒結清

839
00:49:18,705 --> 00:49:21,249
‎好喔，接下來是金妮米勒

840
00:49:21,333 --> 00:49:24,711
‎大概是有精彩的表演吧

841
00:49:32,135 --> 00:49:33,303
‎我看到妳笑了

842
00:49:35,222 --> 00:49:37,182
‎-好爛
‎-妳喜歡

843
00:49:39,601 --> 00:49:40,894
‎大家好

844
00:49:41,812 --> 00:49:45,691
‎我一直試著表達心聲，要開始了

845
00:49:50,278 --> 00:49:52,656
‎我是否已經大得不能再躲進床下？

846
00:49:53,323 --> 00:49:55,784
‎我受困在暴風雨裡
‎但風暴籠罩在我的頭頂

847
00:49:56,451 --> 00:49:58,996
‎放眼望去只有閃電
‎耳邊只聽到隆隆雷聲

848
00:49:59,079 --> 00:50:01,456
‎一個接一個，不絕於耳

849
00:50:02,165 --> 00:50:06,920
‎我曾經是盲目的
‎現在我的眼罩已被揭開

850
00:50:07,004 --> 00:50:11,299
‎但我奮力緊閉雙眸，讓眼前恢復漆黑

851
00:50:11,383 --> 00:50:12,926
‎保持未知，只有全心信任

852
00:50:13,010 --> 00:50:15,554
‎因為知道了以後
‎我清楚我必須為妳付出

853
00:50:15,637 --> 00:50:16,763
‎妳為我塑造的樣貌

854
00:50:16,847 --> 00:50:19,433
‎我寧願不惜代價將它洗去

855
00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:24,146
‎猛力刷除那個該死的汙點

856
00:50:24,730 --> 00:50:26,356
‎但刺青洗不掉

857
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:29,192
‎而如今我也難辭其咎

858
00:50:42,622 --> 00:50:47,085
‎我咬牙切齒，聲嘶力竭
‎直到嗓子沙啞

859
00:50:47,711 --> 00:50:51,381
‎我的聲帶因為惡毒的關鍵真相而顫抖

860
00:50:51,465 --> 00:50:54,551
‎我不吐不快，而妳必須傾聽

861
00:50:55,218 --> 00:50:58,513
‎我的舌頭因為不堪負荷的沉默而哆嗦

862
00:50:59,056 --> 00:51:01,308
‎聲音如鯁在喉

863
00:51:01,391 --> 00:51:04,186
‎只能硬生生將它嚥下

864
00:51:04,269 --> 00:51:06,521
‎人家說母親最有智慧

865
00:51:06,605 --> 00:51:08,815
‎但萬一碰上母親不懂的事呢？

866
00:51:08,899 --> 00:51:11,818
‎就好像她能幫妳編髮辮
‎同時又是郝思嘉的狂粉

867
00:51:12,402 --> 00:51:14,446
‎妳總說我是妳的倒影

868
00:51:14,529 --> 00:51:16,948
‎但我不能躲在妳的笑容後面

869
00:51:17,032 --> 00:51:21,119
‎而且我的立足之地
‎跟妳分處鏡子的兩端

870
00:51:21,787 --> 00:51:23,538
‎我們母女相依為命？

871
00:51:24,206 --> 00:51:28,210
‎但這世界以妳無法理解
‎或體會的方式與我作對

872
00:51:28,293 --> 00:51:30,337
‎難怪妳難以分辨真偽

873
00:51:31,213 --> 00:51:34,299
‎我受夠了默默受苦

874
00:51:34,382 --> 00:51:38,303
‎今天我要重重跺腳，大肆咆哮

875
00:51:38,386 --> 00:51:41,014
‎直到我把心裡的字字句句
‎一股腦傾吐殆盡

876
00:51:41,932 --> 00:51:44,142
‎光是知悉與旁觀

877
00:51:44,226 --> 00:51:45,936
‎就等於我的默許

878
00:51:46,019 --> 00:51:48,021
‎我曾經乾淨的雙手如今已玷汙

879
00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:49,773
‎沾染上無心而犯的罪過

880
00:51:49,856 --> 00:51:52,776
‎我沒說過的話，跟沒屠殺的龍

881
00:51:53,318 --> 00:51:55,403
‎我繼承了罪惡

882
00:51:55,487 --> 00:51:58,698
‎成了生下我的那頭怪物

883
00:52:24,224 --> 00:52:26,351
‎-妳還沒走啊？
‎-我不想回家

884
00:52:29,229 --> 00:52:30,272
‎我喜歡你的單口相聲

885
00:52:31,815 --> 00:52:34,776
‎-才怪
‎-你知道我一直想做什麼嗎？

886
00:52:35,318 --> 00:52:36,153
‎什麼？

887
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:40,073
‎借過

888
00:52:40,949 --> 00:52:42,784
‎妳不能把我踢出我的吧台

889
00:52:46,872 --> 00:52:49,749
‎不會吧，妳幹嘛？

890
00:52:50,542 --> 00:52:53,128
‎不會吧，她居然演電梯向下？

891
00:52:54,504 --> 00:52:55,463
‎等等，有更精彩的

892
00:52:56,923 --> 00:52:59,968
‎划槳手？這是妳一直想做的事？

893
00:53:01,011 --> 00:53:02,429
‎真的很不賴

894
00:53:02,512 --> 00:53:05,432
‎現在妳應該離開吧台了

895
00:53:08,059 --> 00:53:09,519
‎抱歉，我不是有意…

896
00:53:57,234 --> 00:54:00,946
‎媽，對不起
‎我沒想到妳今晚會來

897
00:54:02,614 --> 00:54:05,200
‎我的派對結束，想給妳一個驚喜

898
00:54:10,330 --> 00:54:13,291
‎有時候我都不敢相信
‎妳都長這麼大了

899
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:17,420
‎妳這麼聰明，充滿創意

900
00:54:18,546 --> 00:54:20,674
‎我甚至沒讀高中，但是妳…

901
00:54:24,052 --> 00:54:25,303
‎妳是個奇蹟

902
00:54:29,432 --> 00:54:33,019
‎真沒想到妳居然是我生的

903
00:54:36,982 --> 00:54:37,816
‎媽…

904
00:54:43,405 --> 00:54:45,740
‎我希望我媽能理解

905
00:54:47,575 --> 00:54:49,202
‎我不知道她怎麼辦到的

906
00:54:50,745 --> 00:54:53,290
‎把所有不堪的過去牢牢鎖在心裡

907
00:54:55,792 --> 00:54:56,918
‎她是銳不可擋的力量

908
00:55:00,213 --> 00:55:01,715
‎勇往直前

909
00:55:03,174 --> 00:55:05,010
‎什麼都擊不倒她

910
00:55:07,762 --> 00:55:10,140
‎妳好，我是吉爾提明斯

911
00:55:14,936 --> 00:55:15,812
‎爸？

912
00:56:35,308 --> 00:56:40,313
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