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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎薇金妮雅

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‎妳還在賴床？

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‎不要，媽，別這樣

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‎該起床了

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‎我媽是現實主義者

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‎有退休金的人才有資格懷抱夢想

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‎做人一定要腳踏實地、腦袋清晰

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‎今天是快樂星期五

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‎金妮早安，歡迎來到星期五

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‎好高騖遠是笨蛋

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‎只有大笨蛋才會有遠大夢想

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‎馬帝，我買這棟房子的時候是以為

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‎這筆錢會進到我的名下

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‎我現在對著房貸跟帳單乾瞪眼

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‎馬帝，我一窮二白了，知道嗎？

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‎拜託把我的錢弄到手

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‎不然我只好訴諸不得已的手段

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‎我投向耶穌懷抱了嗎？

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‎沒有，這王八蛋故意若即若離

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‎請不要再打給我了

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‎上衣很騷

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‎是在妳偷東西的店買的

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‎要格子鬆餅嗎？我親手烤的

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‎這是什麼？

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‎高二宿營

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‎歡迎來到歡樂谷

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‎看來平常如果都睡高級枕頭

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‎可以在體育館用睡袋打地鋪
‎也算是吸引人了

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‎這是艾倫主辦的
‎妳可以直接把我的入場費給她

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‎不好意思，小姐，妳自己有工作

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‎我今天放學才開始上班

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‎現在還沒有半毛錢

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‎-要多少錢？
‎-100元

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‎在就讀的學校過夜要100元？

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‎是妳把我們搬到這個有錢白人小鎮

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‎這裡就是這樣

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‎這些人很奇怪

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‎超級奇怪

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‎在高中待一整晚？

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‎聽起來就是浪費了星期六

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‎這個星期六晚上
‎是我人生中最重要的一夜

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‎我沒什麼好說的，妳現在禁足中

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‎媽，這是高二宿營

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‎不該在禁足範圍內

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‎妳為什麼就是不明白？

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‎我不去的話會死

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‎我去的話會死

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‎我費了好幾小時的功夫

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‎研究熱狗攤跟螢光棒供應商

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‎真要說誰有資格死，那非我莫屬

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‎我們可以一家人一起死

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‎我的朋友都不去

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‎妳真的是史上最爛母親

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‎妳為什麼不能跟喬琪雅一樣酷？

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‎我確實是很酷

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‎鄰居早

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‎請進，一起吃吧

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‎他叫妳快逃，救自己一命

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‎我是來幫金妮付入場費的

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‎妳看，媽，金妮要去

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‎妳要吃早餐嗎？

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‎妳真是個好媽媽

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‎梅可欣，她真是好媽媽，對吧？

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‎梅可欣，妳如果想要證明

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‎妳有資格參加高二宿營

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‎應該還有其他辦法

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‎而不是衝著艾倫大吼

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‎對，不要再衝著艾倫大吼了

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‎這絕對是絕地武士的心靈操控術

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‎馬可仕，你去學校學點東西吧

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‎妳知道這是不可能的

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‎真希望我可以把妳打包帶著跑

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‎我突然靈機一動

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‎還是我和妳一起當宿營導護好了

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‎這樣妳就不用自己一個人受難

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‎那就太棒了，我喜歡

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‎我要排貝芙值凌晨兩點的看門班

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‎她一定會氣死

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‎謝謝妳

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‎我媽有可能會讓我參加高二宿營

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‎太棒了，我可不想自己參加

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‎妳為什麼還是覺得大家都討厭妳？

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‎不是每個人都覺得自己被討厭嗎？

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‎說得有理

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‎我根本無法想像不能去的樣子

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‎這是我找萊莉調情的大好機會

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‎妳確定她是同志嗎？

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‎我不知道，但排演時有點來電

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‎她完美介於假同志與女同志之間

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‎明天的酒處理得如何？

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‎普雷斯，你想去那間加油站
‎試看看能不能買個30罐嗎？

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‎我不想太常用這招
‎以免他開始要看我證件

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‎我們得把東西弄到手

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‎裘丹不能再從他媽媽的機上包拿嗎？

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‎我不想喝迷你杯

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‎我喜歡，感覺很像巨人

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‎你們會變成那種噁心分享一切的情侶

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‎讓我想到自己會孤獨死去嗎？

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‎我不是說你們是情侶

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‎或是你們會成為情侶

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‎誰說得準呢？

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‎我們可能第三節下課就被北韓轟炸了

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‎我要去上課了

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‎尷尬

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‎保姆網啊，要去激情約會嗎？

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‎高二宿營

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‎我要去當導護，需要臨時保姆

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‎應該要有這種APP才對

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‎原來…這招聰明

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‎不要…

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‎你會喜歡奧斯汀的

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‎-是喔
‎-他有趣又好相處，很早上床睡覺

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‎妳知道我最喜歡小孩哪點嗎？

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‎就是我沒小孩，也不用照顧

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‎-會很好玩喔
‎-妳知道怎樣才好玩嗎？

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‎酒吧的大老二週六夜，那才好玩

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‎抱歉了

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‎尼克

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‎尼克，我快絕望了

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‎好喔

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‎-那妳現在跟妳的上衣很搭
‎-求求你

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‎-我已經答應要去了，拜託
‎-喬琪雅

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‎我要怎麼說妳才會明白？

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‎我這樣說好了

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‎我不買綠香蕉

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‎因為我不喜歡沒熟的東西

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‎小孩就是還沒熟的人類

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‎請容我拒絕

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‎妳要去擔任高二宿營的導護？

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‎除非能找到人照顧奧斯汀，但…

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‎我有空

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‎我可以幫妳照顧他

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‎真的嗎？你願意照顧他？

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‎願意，畢竟我是校委會成員

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‎所以我瞭解高二宿營有多重要

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‎而且我和妳的孩子一起打過草地滾球

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‎所以算有交情了

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‎我不能麻煩你

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‎但妳就能麻煩我

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‎聽我說

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‎我無法想像當在職單親媽媽有多辛苦

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‎但我聽說照顧小孩是一大苦工

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‎所以…

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‎你是我的救命恩人

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‎你真的不介意嗎？

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‎不會，完全沒問題

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‎交給我就好

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‎我真的很感激你

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‎不用再客氣了

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‎就這樣

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‎“你是我的救命恩人”

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‎梅可欣，幾點要彩排？

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‎應該是3點

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‎天啊，我好愛妳的戒指

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‎妳的手超柔軟

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‎謝謝，是我皮膚好啦

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‎我好期待今天的跳舞橋段

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‎佛西的作品好性感

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‎“是我皮膚好啦”？

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‎妳看，完全來電

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‎我知道本週末是高二宿營

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‎但我們還是不能偷懶

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‎拜託一下，我要妳們細碎走動

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‎手在身側上下擺動

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‎轉身向左，臀部翹出，表情擺好

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‎沒那麼困難，好嗎？

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‎這樣吧，妳們再跳一次，性感一點

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‎我要每個觀眾都血脈賁張

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‎你是說我們的爸媽？

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‎請就位

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‎辣

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‎好，選咖啡

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‎選結帳

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‎刷卡

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‎很好，他們會簽名

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‎然後妳再翻回來按輸入

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‎懂嗎？

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‎-懂，老闆
‎-很好

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‎你要幹嘛？

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‎妳應該是要說

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‎“歡迎光臨藍農咖啡，要點什麼嗎？”

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‎我就是要說：“你要幹嘛？”

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‎親切的服務

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‎冰咖啡

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‎黑咖啡，不要牛奶

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‎跟你的心一樣黑嗎？

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‎3元，我們不收數位支付

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‎就是…

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‎表現很好，真的…

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‎很好

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‎唯一要注意的細節

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‎就是不要懷著那麼高的敵意

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‎接待客人

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‎好吧

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‎明天就是高二宿營了

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‎（我幫爸媽做一堆家事
‎猜猜誰能參加宿營了？）

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‎（謝天謝地！）

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‎（我該向萊莉表白嗎？）

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‎（沒愛啦金？有人在嗎？）

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‎（她真的是同志嗎？)

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‎（還是看情況再說？）

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‎（梅可欣已離開對話）

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‎（梅可欣真的生氣了嗎？）

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‎（她每天至少怒離一次以示抗議）

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‎你還說“我想要努力看看”

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‎我努力要跟妳溝通

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‎妳卻不願和我妥協

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‎（諾拉每次都屈服，把她加回來）

210
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:45,366
‎（諾拉把梅可欣加入此對話）

211
00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:46,867
‎（妳看，我就知道）

212
00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:50,830
‎（梅可欣，妳們來不來電
‎只有妳最清楚）

213
00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:52,665
‎（隨便啦
‎金妮，妳跟杭特怎樣？）

214
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:53,749
‎（你們交往了嗎？）

215
00:13:58,170 --> 00:13:59,421
‎（不知道，我該問嗎？）

216
00:14:00,589 --> 00:14:01,966
‎（這個嘛…）

217
00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:02,883
‎（裝作不在意）

218
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,051
‎（絕不能主動問他）

219
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,512
‎（我的天啊）

220
00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:07,596
‎（要淡定）

221
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,514
‎（還要有趣）

222
00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:11,976
‎（淡定又有趣，喜歡這件嗎？）

223
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:16,772
‎（辣臀喔，是哈伯褲？）

224
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:21,777
‎（梅可欣）

225
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:26,657
‎（哈伯褲是什麼？）

226
00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:30,119
‎（最棒的牛仔褲）

227
00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:31,453
‎（穿了有美臀，又舒適）

228
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:32,454
‎（要價300元）

229
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,584
‎（真可愛）

230
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:38,502
‎（很好，我明天就穿這件）

231
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:39,461
‎（好耶，穿吧）

232
00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:44,884
‎（等等，我們要穿睡褲）

233
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,635
‎（真的嗎？）

234
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:47,887
‎（真的，一定會很讚）

235
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:51,348
‎（艾比：妳真的想穿睡褲嗎？）

236
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:52,892
‎（梅可欣：艾比每次都這樣）

237
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,229
‎（我們早就決定了，諾拉？金妮？）

238
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,397
‎（對，我加入）

239
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:02,276
‎（好，我沒問題）

240
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:14,747
‎（艾比：好吧）

241
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:18,000
‎（很好，沒愛啦金要強勢登場了）

242
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:46,111
‎（沒愛啦金）

243
00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:21,522
‎小妹妹們

244
00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:24,191
‎沒愛啦金…

245
00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:26,068
‎沒愛啦金是什麼？

246
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:28,153
‎就是四個字念在一起

247
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:29,947
‎可以請妳別這樣嗎？

248
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,158
‎不過我愛妳，我超感激能參加宿營

249
00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:35,953
‎沒愛啦金就是不愛拉筋嘛

250
00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:37,413
‎媽，別說了

251
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:40,082
‎艾倫和我說不定也該訂做一套上衣

252
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,959
‎妳是想害我丟臉嗎？

253
00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:43,711
‎妳穿就沒問題，我穿卻很丟臉？

254
00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:46,839
‎拜託，輕鬆一點

255
00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:50,175
‎妳千萬別提到前夫或前男友

256
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:53,262
‎絕對不能跟我朋友談他們的性生活

257
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:55,806
‎還有，別跟學生或其他家長調情

258
00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:57,808
‎還有，請不要在教室抽大麻

259
00:16:57,891 --> 00:16:58,892
‎我也只做過那麼一次

260
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:00,310
‎媽，拜託妳

261
00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:03,480
‎原來我會造成妳的麻煩

262
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:08,527
‎好啦，我不會害妳丟臉，金

263
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,410
‎這是以備艾薇莉…寶貝再見

264
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:18,871
‎…不小心接觸到花生

265
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:20,873
‎麻煩妳們確保她能玩得開心

266
00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:22,332
‎她有點害羞

267
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:23,751
‎她有廣泛性焦慮症

268
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,669
‎而且對今晚抱有很多恐懼

269
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:28,005
‎好了，謝謝妳們

270
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:29,715
‎不好意思

271
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:32,968
‎真不敢相信我們今晚
‎要負責超過200名學生的安危

272
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,804
‎通常做這種事要有執照吧

273
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:36,972
‎又是一支腎上腺素筆

274
00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:39,975
‎我們有什麼該做的嗎？

275
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,393
‎還是該檢查什麼？

276
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,854
‎絕對不要，檢查就有機會找到

277
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:47,483
‎我今晚只有一個目標

278
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:48,859
‎就是大家平安活下來

279
00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:51,028
‎我跟妳一樣有信心

280
00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:52,279
‎我一點信心都沒有

281
00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:53,614
‎這是我的終極惡夢

282
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,368
‎（高二宿營，夢想成真嘉年華）

283
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,790
‎這比我想像中的還要棒

284
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:05,626
‎哇靠，這簡直就是加強版嘉年華

285
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:24,311
‎我幫我們佔了位置，到處探勘了一下

286
00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:25,604
‎想好了策略

287
00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:26,605
‎我喜歡策略

288
00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:28,315
‎我也喜歡策略

289
00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:31,068
‎我的策略就是我們去玩個瘋狂

290
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:07,604
‎等一下，我有個好主意
‎妳們一定會喜歡

291
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:09,148
‎這邊

292
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:11,066
‎不好意思，別擋路

293
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,214
‎我可以跟金妮拍一張嗎？

294
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:36,967
‎-沒問題
‎-儘管拍吧

295
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,728
‎-妳玩得開心嗎？
‎-這個活動也太扯了

296
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:50,856
‎我上一所學校在高四日
‎裝了一台遊戲機，但也就這樣

297
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:53,817
‎你最喜歡哪部分？

298
00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:55,903
‎這部分

299
00:21:27,327 --> 00:21:29,705
‎我的策略就是不停餵食

300
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,873
‎我發現他們會跟著食物走

301
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:33,625
‎是啊

302
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,585
‎妳有看到馬可仕嗎？

303
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:37,421
‎沒有

304
00:21:37,921 --> 00:21:40,382
‎我或許不該逼他參加

305
00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:42,801
‎他很不適應這種活動

306
00:21:43,593 --> 00:21:45,971
‎他去年很不順

307
00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:48,890
‎他過得很辛苦

308
00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:53,312
‎妳有沒有感覺過
‎當爸媽就像終極猜謎遊戲？

309
00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:00,152
‎我們還是有做對一些事

310
00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:13,582
‎我只是想告訴妳

311
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:16,793
‎妳媽辣得冒火

312
00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:25,427
‎我就知道妳會想跳這首
‎這首是我們的最愛之一

313
00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:27,763
‎媽，別再死盯著我了，很變態

314
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:29,639
‎妳可以先去別的地方當導護嗎？

315
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:36,855
‎媽，可以幫我拿著嗎？謝謝

316
00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:53,705
‎好了，我叫這道菜“再來一盤”

317
00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:55,415
‎因為等你吃過以後

318
00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:56,833
‎就會求著再來一盤

319
00:22:58,085 --> 00:22:59,127
‎吃吧

320
00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:02,923
‎我不喜歡

321
00:23:04,674 --> 00:23:05,884
‎你連吃都還沒吃

322
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:07,969
‎別這樣

323
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:11,014
‎這是我的超特機密食譜

324
00:23:14,309 --> 00:23:16,103
‎好吧，你贏了

325
00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:17,813
‎你可以不用吃

326
00:23:18,313 --> 00:23:20,357
‎我再幫你找點別的東西

327
00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:22,692
‎你喜歡什麼？

328
00:23:25,695 --> 00:23:26,696
‎你喜歡怪表情嗎？

329
00:23:27,322 --> 00:23:28,657
‎你最怪的表情是什麼？

330
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,536
‎你能做出比這還怪的表情嗎？

331
00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:37,124
‎做個怪表情來看看嘛

332
00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:38,041
‎不要

333
00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:41,586
‎我媽說過我們會是三人世界

334
00:23:45,048 --> 00:23:46,174
‎奧斯汀，我不是…

335
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:49,761
‎我只是在幫你媽的忙，沒別的意思

336
00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:52,639
‎你在草地滾球也是在幫她嗎？

337
00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:26,548
‎（懷孕）

338
00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:27,841
‎我的天啊

339
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:34,764
‎妳是彩虹小馬

340
00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:37,559
‎我愛亞莉安娜格蘭德，她好優雅

341
00:24:38,768 --> 00:24:39,978
‎看來輪到妳囉

342
00:24:41,021 --> 00:24:42,564
‎我還是保持這樣就好

343
00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:44,816
‎不行，我們拍IG照必須造型一致

344
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:47,194
‎對，別學艾比耍賤穿牛仔褲

345
00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:48,945
‎-妳說什麼？
‎-我真的不想…

346
00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:51,615
‎我們到底是不是一國的？

347
00:24:51,698 --> 00:24:53,658
‎快點，換妳綁馬尾了

348
00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:54,618
‎坐下

349
00:24:55,410 --> 00:24:56,661
‎我們一定會很可愛

350
00:24:58,205 --> 00:24:59,664
‎妳和杭特好速配

351
00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:01,458
‎都溫暖了我的鐵石心腸

352
00:25:01,541 --> 00:25:03,585
‎而且莎曼珊超級吃醋

353
00:25:05,420 --> 00:25:07,214
‎我們在照相亭裡接吻了

354
00:25:07,297 --> 00:25:09,049
‎還不停互傳照片

355
00:25:09,549 --> 00:25:11,051
‎妳們說得沒錯，他的確喜歡我

356
00:25:15,388 --> 00:25:16,806
‎妳們覺得他不喜歡我嗎？

357
00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:18,725
‎不是，是妳的頭髮出問題了

358
00:25:25,982 --> 00:25:27,651
‎要我們幫妳一起挽救嗎？

359
00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:31,363
‎不用了，我馬上回來

360
00:25:31,446 --> 00:25:32,447
‎要我們一起去嗎？

361
00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:33,740
‎不用，我自己來

362
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:40,288
‎然後我就幫諾拉報名PSAT密集訓練班

363
00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:43,250
‎儘管這就表示花式溜冰得移到週四晚

364
00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:44,626
‎長笛課要移到週末

365
00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:46,795
‎不過這就是代價嘛

366
00:25:51,132 --> 00:25:52,717
‎我們真的不用巡邏看看

367
00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:56,012
‎學生有沒有偷跑出去喝酒、做愛或…

368
00:25:56,096 --> 00:25:58,598
‎不要，巡邏的話就有可能看到

369
00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:01,017
‎我們今晚只有一個目標

370
00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:02,811
‎-所有人平安活下來
‎-沒錯

371
00:26:02,894 --> 00:26:05,272
‎尤其是貝芙
‎因為我有可能不小心宰了她

372
00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:09,734
‎披薩來了，很好

373
00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:13,572
‎我只要把現金盒拿去校長室就好

374
00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:15,073
‎我幫妳拿過去

375
00:26:15,156 --> 00:26:16,366
‎謝謝妳

376
00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:22,539
‎我戒掉了所有咖啡因

377
00:26:22,622 --> 00:26:24,165
‎現在舒服多了

378
00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:25,875
‎這是酒，貝芙

379
00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:27,502
‎是酒

380
00:26:41,516 --> 00:26:42,642
‎我就是這種下場

381
00:26:43,643 --> 00:26:44,519
‎綁馬尾嘛

382
00:27:15,258 --> 00:27:16,885
‎謝謝你帶酒來，寶貝

383
00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:19,596
‎要謝就謝我那個供應飛機餐的媽媽

384
00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:22,599
‎請容我介紹今天的品酒之旅

385
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:25,268
‎就從清爽的俄羅斯伏特加開始

386
00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:28,897
‎再來到煙燻干邑白蘭地

387
00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:33,610
‎然後再用一點濃烈餐後酒當結尾

388
00:27:34,361 --> 00:27:35,570
‎餐後酒

389
00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:38,198
‎西班牙文課上得有價值喔

390
00:27:38,782 --> 00:27:40,367
‎想玩真心話大冒險嗎？

391
00:27:40,450 --> 00:27:42,452
‎-不太想
‎-什麼？

392
00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:44,829
‎想玩真心話大進擊嗎？

393
00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:47,165
‎不講真心話就會被攻擊

394
00:27:47,957 --> 00:27:48,833
‎不要！

395
00:27:50,293 --> 00:27:51,670
‎你的牌是…

396
00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:53,713
‎方塊J嗎？

397
00:27:54,714 --> 00:27:55,882
‎我記不得了

398
00:28:07,143 --> 00:28:08,311
‎你喜歡足球嗎？

399
00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:11,731
‎是我爸帶我入門的

400
00:28:12,232 --> 00:28:13,566
‎他以前會帶我去看比賽

401
00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:14,901
‎足球真的是最棒的運動

402
00:28:14,984 --> 00:28:17,278
‎富戰略性、高尚，又很…

403
00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:18,196
‎白癡喔！

404
00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:23,243
‎這怎麼可能是紅牌？
‎你搞什麼鬼，白癡？

405
00:28:25,412 --> 00:28:26,413
‎剛剛那是什麼？

406
00:28:26,496 --> 00:28:27,706
‎你笑了嗎？

407
00:28:27,789 --> 00:28:28,707
‎哪裡好笑？

408
00:28:30,458 --> 00:28:31,501
‎白癡喔

409
00:28:31,584 --> 00:28:33,753
‎你這個大蠢蛋

410
00:28:33,837 --> 00:28:35,630
‎你這個大蠢蛋

411
00:28:37,132 --> 00:28:38,091
‎好喔

412
00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:41,720
‎看來你也是足球迷嘛

413
00:28:49,352 --> 00:28:51,187
‎你知道這樣看起來有多詭異吧？

414
00:28:52,147 --> 00:28:53,273
‎對，我看起來很可笑

415
00:28:56,609 --> 00:28:58,111
‎你躲在這裡幹嘛？

416
00:28:58,194 --> 00:29:00,488
‎我在努力撐過這次無聊宿營

417
00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:02,741
‎才不無聊，明明就很好玩

418
00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:04,200
‎跳排舞很好玩？

419
00:29:05,618 --> 00:29:06,536
‎頭髮不錯喔

420
00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:08,538
‎不要再提我的頭髮了

421
00:29:08,621 --> 00:29:10,707
‎為什麼大家都這麼關心我的頭髮？

422
00:29:10,790 --> 00:29:12,167
‎擔心你自己的頭髮吧

423
00:29:12,667 --> 00:29:15,837
‎我既強悍又另類，酷到不屑玩樂

424
00:29:16,504 --> 00:29:18,047
‎妳是這麼看我的嗎？

425
00:29:19,048 --> 00:29:21,301
‎妳大錯特錯了，我這個人風度翩翩

426
00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:23,094
‎酷到不屑玩樂

427
00:29:25,221 --> 00:29:26,890
‎說真的，你為什麼不喜歡這活動？

428
00:29:26,973 --> 00:29:28,600
‎外面有跳跳床耶

429
00:29:29,142 --> 00:29:30,393
‎我的朋友都沒來

430
00:29:30,477 --> 00:29:31,686
‎你的女友也沒來

431
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:33,354
‎帕瑪不是我的女友

432
00:29:34,689 --> 00:29:36,524
‎我不交女朋友

433
00:29:38,193 --> 00:29:40,695
‎“我不交女朋友”

434
00:29:44,866 --> 00:29:46,701
‎你可以找梅可欣和我們一起玩

435
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:47,911
‎找兄弟小隊？

436
00:29:48,912 --> 00:29:49,829
‎我心領了

437
00:29:51,998 --> 00:29:53,500
‎我就不跟妳繼續糾纏了

438
00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:54,834
‎雙關語耶

439
00:29:54,918 --> 00:29:56,002
‎因為妳的…

440
00:29:56,085 --> 00:29:57,128
‎走了

441
00:29:58,421 --> 00:29:59,547
‎等一下

442
00:30:00,548 --> 00:30:03,468
‎我認為你沒那麼風度翩翩的說

443
00:30:06,137 --> 00:30:07,514
‎妳自以為的啦，小姐

444
00:30:08,223 --> 00:30:09,766
‎學我們講話有腔調的啦

445
00:30:13,853 --> 00:30:14,687
‎好

446
00:30:15,772 --> 00:30:17,899
‎裘丹，你要真心話還是大冒險？

447
00:30:17,982 --> 00:30:18,858
‎真心話

448
00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:22,070
‎無聊，繼續

449
00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:25,240
‎裘丹，你們最變態的做愛地點在哪？

450
00:30:25,323 --> 00:30:27,742
‎艾比，妳明明知道這題的答案

451
00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:28,993
‎不對，我知道妳的答案

452
00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:30,578
‎我想知道裘丹的答案，快說

453
00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:33,414
‎-別說
‎-我一定得說…

454
00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:34,833
‎布羅迪爸媽的浴缸

455
00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:38,419
‎那時艾比和梅可欣
‎在布羅迪爸媽的床上睡覺

456
00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:40,255
‎我的天啊

457
00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:41,881
‎我就知道

458
00:30:42,590 --> 00:30:43,591
‎抱歉，諾拉

459
00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,343
‎我早知道你們在裡面，我都聽到了

460
00:30:45,426 --> 00:30:46,678
‎真的假的？

461
00:30:46,761 --> 00:30:47,971
‎拜託一下

462
00:30:48,555 --> 00:30:50,765
‎可憐的馬帝和法蘭克
‎他們永遠都不會知道

463
00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:52,725
‎裘丹，換你了

464
00:30:55,937 --> 00:30:58,523
‎我要妳和布羅迪交換全身衣服

465
00:31:02,235 --> 00:31:04,070
‎不要，我不想要新買的哈伯褲被撐大

466
00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:07,240
‎妳是要拒絕大冒險嗎？

467
00:31:08,032 --> 00:31:09,659
‎大冒險一定要被尊重

468
00:31:09,742 --> 00:31:11,286
‎艾比，快點，別掃興

469
00:31:11,369 --> 00:31:12,495
‎不換褲子就不算達成

470
00:31:12,579 --> 00:31:13,663
‎我不要脫褲子

471
00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:15,957
‎知道嗎？

472
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:17,542
‎靠，別激動

473
00:31:18,334 --> 00:31:20,086
‎艾比，妳沒事吧？

474
00:31:20,169 --> 00:31:21,504
‎沒事，玩這個太蠢了

475
00:31:22,422 --> 00:31:23,673
‎-艾比
‎-我要走了

476
00:31:51,409 --> 00:31:52,911
‎-嘿，萊莉
‎-嘿，梅可欣

477
00:31:53,494 --> 00:31:55,496
‎-妳想出去聊聊嗎？
‎-好啊

478
00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:56,497
‎太棒了

479
00:32:05,798 --> 00:32:06,841
‎怎麼了？

480
00:32:13,806 --> 00:32:14,891
‎好，我就說了

481
00:32:14,974 --> 00:32:19,479
‎我覺得我們之間的情愫
‎應該不是我想像出來的

482
00:32:19,562 --> 00:32:21,731
‎我覺得我該直接問妳

483
00:32:21,814 --> 00:32:23,900
‎因為我真的很喜歡妳

484
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,194
‎我覺得妳的才華超扯

485
00:32:26,277 --> 00:32:29,238
‎扯到誇張，跟妳搭配很令人興奮

486
00:32:29,322 --> 00:32:31,157
‎所以我想說就向妳表白

487
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,493
‎看看妳是不是也有同感

488
00:32:42,752 --> 00:32:44,963
‎-梅可欣，我…
‎-唉唷，不是

489
00:32:45,046 --> 00:32:46,297
‎妳完全不用在意

490
00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:49,217
‎我大概只是喝醉或嗑藥嗑嗨了

491
00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:50,718
‎或是癲癇發作之類的

492
00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:52,679
‎真的沒什麼大不了

493
00:32:53,262 --> 00:32:54,097
‎好吧

494
00:32:55,431 --> 00:32:57,266
‎我們排演時不會尷尬吧？

495
00:32:57,850 --> 00:32:59,018
‎當然不會

496
00:33:01,104 --> 00:33:02,981
‎我很抱歉

497
00:33:03,064 --> 00:33:04,190
‎妳人很棒

498
00:33:04,273 --> 00:33:06,985
‎但我是純異性戀

499
00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:09,237
‎我也希望我不是

500
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:11,739
‎因為我們會成為最性感的情侶

501
00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:13,908
‎我說真的，男生一定會傻眼

502
00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:15,243
‎對啊，想到就覺得扯

503
00:33:19,914 --> 00:33:21,624
‎我要回去找朋友了

504
00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:23,376
‎好，回頭見

505
00:33:24,043 --> 00:33:24,961
‎再見

506
00:33:30,425 --> 00:33:31,300
‎嘿，梅可欣

507
00:33:31,384 --> 00:33:33,302
‎嗨，妳看起來真漂亮

508
00:33:57,452 --> 00:33:58,286
‎梅可欣？

509
00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:01,873
‎對不起，我不是故意要…

510
00:34:02,790 --> 00:34:05,334
‎親愛的，妳怎麼了？

511
00:34:05,418 --> 00:34:06,794
‎我親了一個女生

512
00:34:07,670 --> 00:34:08,504
‎她不喜歡

513
00:34:11,007 --> 00:34:12,967
‎打起精神

514
00:34:19,974 --> 00:34:22,101
‎就好像我腦中有聲音在告訴我

515
00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:23,519
‎我哪裡做錯了

516
00:34:23,603 --> 00:34:26,814
‎我總是對自己非常挑剔

517
00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,941
‎儘管我知道根本沒人在意

518
00:34:29,609 --> 00:34:30,526
‎這有道理嗎？

519
00:34:31,027 --> 00:34:32,236
‎腦海中的聲音？

520
00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:34,739
‎糟糕，妳該去找人檢查檢查

521
00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:37,366
‎我不知道

522
00:34:37,950 --> 00:34:38,868
‎我懂

523
00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:41,204
‎威斯巴瑞爛透了

524
00:34:41,996 --> 00:34:42,914
‎才不會

525
00:34:44,123 --> 00:34:46,000
‎雖然我還在摸索這裡

526
00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:47,794
‎但我住過很多地方

527
00:34:47,877 --> 00:34:50,213
‎威斯巴瑞絕對不算爛

528
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,381
‎這裡是我所住過

529
00:34:52,465 --> 00:34:54,175
‎第一個認為聰明很酷

530
00:34:54,258 --> 00:34:55,635
‎而且還希望我們成功的地方

531
00:34:55,718 --> 00:34:58,554
‎他們是希望我們
‎符合一個狹小的預設期望

532
00:34:59,138 --> 00:35:00,515
‎我們要是不上個七堂先修課

533
00:35:00,598 --> 00:35:01,808
‎就會被認為是問題學生

534
00:35:01,891 --> 00:35:04,685
‎逼我們服用聰明藥和抗焦慮劑
‎直到我們加入滑雪隊

535
00:35:05,269 --> 00:35:07,396
‎你有爸爸媽媽

536
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,023
‎一間好房子

537
00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:11,943
‎還有能力追求一切興趣

538
00:35:12,443 --> 00:35:13,736
‎看看你有多少特權吧

539
00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:15,780
‎如果滑雪隊是你最大的問題…

540
00:35:15,863 --> 00:35:18,366
‎就因為我生活在威斯巴瑞
‎所以就是無病呻吟？

541
00:35:18,449 --> 00:35:20,451
‎-我沒這麼說
‎-妳就是這個意思

542
00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:25,873
‎我的…

543
00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:29,293
‎最好的朋友去年死了

544
00:35:32,463 --> 00:35:33,339
‎他…

545
00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:35,216
‎他得了癌症

546
00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:39,095
‎我很遺憾

547
00:35:41,430 --> 00:35:42,390
‎沒關係

548
00:35:43,724 --> 00:35:45,143
‎聽起來不算沒關係

549
00:35:50,731 --> 00:35:51,816
‎每個人都有慘事

550
00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:55,653
‎你想談談嗎？

551
00:35:57,530 --> 00:35:58,573
‎完全不想

552
00:36:00,116 --> 00:36:01,742
‎靠，變得好凝重

553
00:36:04,453 --> 00:36:05,746
‎我們還是冷卻一下好了

554
00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:07,957
‎不要這樣

555
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,417
‎-怎樣？
‎-不要啦

556
00:36:19,051 --> 00:36:20,344
‎過來一下就好

557
00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:21,971
‎我真的沒事

558
00:36:22,054 --> 00:36:25,391
‎對啦，我沒事時也會哭得不可開交

559
00:36:25,474 --> 00:36:28,144
‎我害自己出了大糗

560
00:36:28,227 --> 00:36:30,229
‎妳獻出了真心

561
00:36:30,313 --> 00:36:31,981
‎這很需要膽量

562
00:36:33,107 --> 00:36:34,817
‎愛情有很多特性，梅可欣

563
00:36:35,318 --> 00:36:36,777
‎安全可不是其中之一

564
00:36:37,904 --> 00:36:41,324
‎妳的口音讓妳講的一切都好有說服力

565
00:36:42,408 --> 00:36:44,619
‎出去玩個開心，別理萊莉

566
00:36:44,702 --> 00:36:46,454
‎冷淡就是最狠的報復

567
00:36:47,663 --> 00:36:50,625
‎謝謝，金妮有妳這個媽媽真幸運

568
00:37:04,472 --> 00:37:06,265
‎誰在裡面？

569
00:37:07,725 --> 00:37:08,851
‎“沒”才剛走

570
00:37:09,435 --> 00:37:11,479
‎我知道在這裡的“愛啦金”的其中一員

571
00:37:12,271 --> 00:37:13,231
‎小可愛？

572
00:37:13,814 --> 00:37:14,732
‎是妳嗎？

573
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:18,986
‎-嗨，媽
‎-嘿

574
00:37:19,487 --> 00:37:21,447
‎小怪胎，妳躲在這裡幹嘛？

575
00:37:21,530 --> 00:37:22,657
‎頭髮怎麼濕了？

576
00:37:23,199 --> 00:37:26,244
‎我跟妳講過多少次
‎別讓別人碰妳頭髮？

577
00:37:26,327 --> 00:37:27,787
‎妳弄好了嗎？我想出去了

578
00:37:27,870 --> 00:37:31,249
‎這個活動根本就是
‎超荒謬的有錢人玩意

579
00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:33,251
‎我從沒見過這種事情

580
00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:37,255
‎不過妳看起來跟杭特玩得很開心喔

581
00:37:38,172 --> 00:37:39,173
‎媽

582
00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:41,259
‎怎樣？我是在支持妳耶

583
00:37:41,342 --> 00:37:42,385
‎可以別提了嗎？

584
00:37:42,468 --> 00:37:43,386
‎別這麼醜惡

585
00:37:44,512 --> 00:37:45,972
‎妳今天幹嘛對我那麼兇？

586
00:37:46,472 --> 00:37:48,724
‎我有那麼糟嗎？讓妳那麼丟臉嗎？

587
00:37:50,309 --> 00:37:53,312
‎虧我自願擔任導護
‎想確保妳能玩個開心

588
00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:55,731
‎拜託，妳不喜歡我交朋友

589
00:37:55,815 --> 00:37:58,025
‎而不是和妳待在角落批評大家

590
00:37:58,651 --> 00:38:01,112
‎妳只是很嫉妒我有這種機會
‎而妳當初沒有

591
00:38:01,195 --> 00:38:03,030
‎問題就出在這邊，我有說錯嗎？

592
00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:04,198
‎妳說什麼？

593
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:05,658
‎隨便啦，媽

594
00:38:11,497 --> 00:38:13,249
‎我們先在這裡休息吃午餐

595
00:38:13,332 --> 00:38:15,251
‎然後再去傑克森堡

596
00:38:18,587 --> 00:38:19,422
‎這是你的

597
00:38:50,953 --> 00:38:51,996
‎謝謝

598
00:38:52,079 --> 00:38:52,913
‎不客氣

599
00:38:56,375 --> 00:38:57,501
‎這是在幹什麼？

600
00:38:58,294 --> 00:38:59,462
‎暑假歷史之旅

601
00:39:00,046 --> 00:39:04,216
‎參觀種族歧視的祖先
‎下一站是傑克森堡

602
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:05,926
‎威斯巴瑞高中？

603
00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:08,220
‎對喔，我們是在麻州

604
00:39:08,721 --> 00:39:10,097
‎我不參加這個暑假歷史之旅

605
00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:11,182
‎就只能選夏令營

606
00:39:12,141 --> 00:39:14,477
‎高三生能選擇去布拉格，真爽

607
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,645
‎不過高二生只能留在本國

608
00:39:17,229 --> 00:39:18,272
‎布拉格在哪？

609
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:20,566
‎在歐洲

610
00:39:24,070 --> 00:39:26,781
‎你們都是從麻州威斯巴瑞來的？

611
00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:27,823
‎對

612
00:39:32,661 --> 00:39:33,662
‎靠

613
00:39:33,746 --> 00:39:34,955
‎別因為滴到醬汁就哭了

614
00:39:35,539 --> 00:39:37,041
‎老娘想哭就哭

615
00:39:38,709 --> 00:39:39,960
‎對了，我是喬

616
00:39:40,753 --> 00:39:42,713
‎嗨，喬，我是喬琪雅

617
00:39:42,797 --> 00:39:44,465
‎住在喬治亞州的喬琪雅

618
00:39:44,548 --> 00:39:45,549
‎怎樣？

619
00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:48,177
‎沒事，完全不會讓人混淆

620
00:39:51,931 --> 00:39:54,100
‎你們很有錢嗎？

621
00:39:54,725 --> 00:39:56,769
‎不算吧，只是普通人家

622
00:39:57,395 --> 00:39:58,354
‎這是雷朋墨鏡嗎？

623
00:40:00,106 --> 00:40:01,524
‎我其實沒在管品牌

624
00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:05,611
‎不過說真的，比起人類
‎我還比較喜歡動物

625
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:08,864
‎我想經營牧場，養幾匹馬之類的

626
00:40:09,949 --> 00:40:11,409
‎我一直都很想騎馬

627
00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:12,410
‎真的嗎？

628
00:40:12,493 --> 00:40:15,079
‎說來雖蠢，但我小時候

629
00:40:15,162 --> 00:40:17,123
‎會想像我有一匹叫奶昔的馬

630
00:40:17,206 --> 00:40:18,165
‎奶昔？

631
00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:20,376
‎喂！那是我的想像小馬耶

632
00:40:20,459 --> 00:40:21,961
‎抱歉，請繼續

633
00:40:22,044 --> 00:40:24,046
‎奶昔會跟著我到處跑

634
00:40:24,130 --> 00:40:25,548
‎只有我看得到牠

635
00:40:26,215 --> 00:40:27,216
‎每當我想逃離

636
00:40:27,299 --> 00:40:29,552
‎我就跳上牠，我們一起飛走

637
00:40:29,635 --> 00:40:31,387
‎-奶昔會飛
‎-那當然

638
00:40:35,516 --> 00:40:37,309
‎好了，大家回到車上

639
00:40:37,393 --> 00:40:38,978
‎下一站是傑克森堡

640
00:40:39,770 --> 00:40:40,855
‎我得走了

641
00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:44,024
‎送給妳吧

642
00:40:45,985 --> 00:40:46,986
‎再見，喬琪雅

643
00:40:47,069 --> 00:40:49,029
‎我要是去威斯巴瑞，就去找你

644
00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:50,197
‎好

645
00:40:57,163 --> 00:40:58,789
‎小寶貝，想去布拉格嗎？

646
00:41:11,385 --> 00:41:12,261
‎喬琪雅？

647
00:41:13,929 --> 00:41:14,805
‎喬琪雅？

648
00:41:16,891 --> 00:41:18,017
‎妳在嗎，喬琪雅？

649
00:41:19,185 --> 00:41:20,311
‎我需要一點幫忙

650
00:41:21,103 --> 00:41:23,522
‎這些賀爾蒙怪物真是不知滿足

651
00:41:23,606 --> 00:41:25,774
‎少吃點心多幫忙，好嗎？

652
00:42:28,254 --> 00:42:30,881
‎被拒絕真的很難受

653
00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:32,758
‎感覺好像她挖出我的心

654
00:42:32,841 --> 00:42:35,803
‎猛力踐踏又玩弄了一番

655
00:42:35,886 --> 00:42:37,846
‎然後再塞回我胸口，妳懂嗎？

656
00:42:37,930 --> 00:42:39,014
‎我真的很為妳遺憾

657
00:42:39,098 --> 00:42:40,432
‎昨晚也不算太爛嘛

658
00:42:40,516 --> 00:42:42,142
‎你開什麼玩笑？簡直屌爆了

659
00:42:42,226 --> 00:42:43,310
‎最爽的一夜

660
00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:44,812
‎對啊，超爽

661
00:42:46,105 --> 00:42:47,064
‎那是捲餅嗎？

662
00:42:48,274 --> 00:42:49,316
‎我收下了

663
00:42:50,109 --> 00:42:51,485
‎再那樣碰我…

664
00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:52,945
‎艾比，妳沒事吧？

665
00:42:53,737 --> 00:42:54,655
‎她醉了嗎？

666
00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:57,241
‎那個本來是要給妳的

667
00:42:57,825 --> 00:42:58,867
‎她比較需要

668
00:43:02,121 --> 00:43:03,122
‎我昨晚過得很開心

669
00:43:03,706 --> 00:43:04,623
‎我覺得妳棒呆了

670
00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:07,001
‎我也是

671
00:43:07,918 --> 00:43:08,877
‎我是說你也很棒

672
00:43:10,713 --> 00:43:11,547
‎很好

673
00:43:12,047 --> 00:43:14,633
‎因為我有事想問妳

674
00:43:16,635 --> 00:43:17,761
‎妳很聰明

675
00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:20,431
‎而且美麗動人

676
00:43:22,224 --> 00:43:23,058
‎然後…

677
00:43:24,059 --> 00:43:26,437
‎不知道妳願不願意…

678
00:43:27,354 --> 00:43:28,230
‎當我的女朋友？

679
00:43:30,816 --> 00:43:32,276
‎你想當我的男朋友？

680
00:43:39,241 --> 00:43:40,951
‎好，當然好

681
00:43:42,036 --> 00:43:42,953
‎天啊

682
00:43:43,579 --> 00:43:44,580
‎好

683
00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:48,208
‎-棒呆了
‎-好

684
00:43:57,551 --> 00:43:59,887
‎金妮好像融入得很好，妳一定很開心

685
00:43:59,970 --> 00:44:02,139
‎我簡直樂不可支

686
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,475
‎-靠
‎-沒事，我來

687
00:44:04,558 --> 00:44:06,143
‎別因為滴到醬汁就哭了

688
00:44:07,603 --> 00:44:09,063
‎老娘想哭就哭

689
00:44:12,775 --> 00:44:13,692
‎好吧

690
00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:17,112
‎-活動好成功，妳是喬琪雅吧？
‎-對

691
00:44:17,196 --> 00:44:18,155
‎做得真好

692
00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:19,615
‎這是我的榮幸

693
00:44:19,698 --> 00:44:20,658
‎妳們保重

694
00:44:22,201 --> 00:44:24,787
‎哈雷他媽的路亞，大家都活下來了

695
00:44:25,454 --> 00:44:27,206
‎我的心靈受到永久創傷

696
00:44:27,289 --> 00:44:28,916
‎但我很高興他們玩得很開心

697
00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:30,042
‎是啊

698
00:44:30,125 --> 00:44:32,753
‎非常感謝妳們，她玩得好開心

699
00:44:33,295 --> 00:44:34,213
‎不客氣

700
00:44:34,797 --> 00:44:37,007
‎恭喜妳，喬琪雅

701
00:44:37,091 --> 00:44:38,717
‎妳正式成為威斯巴瑞地方媽媽了

702
00:44:43,222 --> 00:44:44,306
‎金妮、梅可欣

703
00:44:47,768 --> 00:44:48,852
‎謝謝你，喬

704
00:44:48,936 --> 00:44:49,770
‎不客氣

705
00:44:55,359 --> 00:44:58,237
‎我才不信我媽不相信遠大夢想

706
00:44:59,613 --> 00:45:01,407
‎我認為她有最為遠大的夢想

707
00:45:03,158 --> 00:45:05,035
‎我知道她有多想要我擁有這一切

708
00:45:05,786 --> 00:45:07,246
‎這段她從未擁有的人生

709
00:45:08,163 --> 00:45:09,790
‎追求光明未來的機會

710
00:45:10,457 --> 00:45:11,375
‎交到好朋友

711
00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:13,210
‎交對男朋友

712
00:45:14,128 --> 00:45:15,546
‎無憂無慮的地方

713
00:45:18,465 --> 00:45:20,759
‎說什麼要教育英才

714
00:45:23,220 --> 00:45:24,221
‎不會有事的

715
00:45:24,304 --> 00:45:26,056
‎她一定會搞得很尷尬

716
00:45:28,183 --> 00:45:31,186
‎梅可欣，我想我們該貼出
‎我們扮演角色的照片

717
00:45:31,270 --> 00:45:32,980
‎激起大家對那齣戲的期待，好嗎？

718
00:45:36,191 --> 00:45:37,860
‎真可愛，我們排演再見

719
00:45:43,699 --> 00:45:45,534
‎天啊，我有什麼毛病？

720
00:45:48,454 --> 00:45:49,538
‎妳是梅可欣吧？

721
00:45:51,415 --> 00:45:52,249
‎抱歉

722
00:45:52,958 --> 00:45:54,752
‎我沒想到這裡會有人

723
00:45:54,835 --> 00:45:56,920
‎我有時會來這裡讀書

724
00:45:57,004 --> 00:45:58,046
‎這裡比藍區安靜

725
00:45:58,130 --> 00:46:00,466
‎我有時會來這裡哭，所以…

726
00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:02,134
‎真是太好笑了

727
00:46:03,510 --> 00:46:04,428
‎怎麼了？

728
00:46:06,638 --> 00:46:09,641
‎我親了一個對我很曖昧的女生

729
00:46:09,725 --> 00:46:10,934
‎結果才發現她不是同志

730
00:46:11,018 --> 00:46:13,312
‎爛透了，我大概永遠都找不到真愛

731
00:46:13,395 --> 00:46:16,315
‎更糟糕的是她還一副若無其事

732
00:46:16,398 --> 00:46:18,817
‎這樣更糟，因為絕對不算沒事

733
00:46:18,901 --> 00:46:21,028
‎所以我快瘋了，所以爛透了

734
00:46:21,111 --> 00:46:23,155
‎可是我也不確定

735
00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:25,282
‎跳跳床其實有點好玩

736
00:46:28,243 --> 00:46:30,120
‎那是她的損失

737
00:46:31,121 --> 00:46:32,080
‎妳很辣

738
00:46:33,165 --> 00:46:37,169
‎下次妳可能只要
‎親個想回親妳的人就好

739
00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:51,600
‎天啊，我們快過去

740
00:46:53,435 --> 00:46:56,146
‎金妮，我快死了

741
00:46:56,230 --> 00:46:58,524
‎莎曼珊現在一定是在化學課哭死

742
00:46:58,607 --> 00:47:00,400
‎金妮，妳好上相

743
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:02,319
‎我知道

744
00:47:02,402 --> 00:47:03,487
‎我們很速配吧？

745
00:47:11,453 --> 00:47:13,121
‎無憂無慮的地方

746
00:47:21,171 --> 00:47:23,215
‎但是每個地方都有憂慮

747
00:47:27,761 --> 00:47:29,972
‎喬琪雅並不是不相信夢想

748
00:47:32,933 --> 00:47:34,309
‎她只是覺得夢想很無謂

749
00:47:34,393 --> 00:47:36,270
‎除非能強迫夢想實現

750
00:47:44,361 --> 00:47:45,654
‎要是所有的夢想都成真

751
00:47:45,737 --> 00:47:47,406
‎卻還是不夠怎麼辦？

752
00:49:06,902 --> 00:49:11,907
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