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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎又来了

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‎他们做了整个晚上的运动

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‎法国男人做爱从不厌倦

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‎就像插上电源一样

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‎可是我已经没电了
‎今天还得工作一整天呢

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‎-岂有此理
‎-怎么了？

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‎闹够了！

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‎王八蛋！

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‎把语音信息传给老爸

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‎你跟你爸这样沟通吗？

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‎那个拉链大王吗？

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‎他的第三助理读我的语音信息时
‎语气会放柔和点

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‎他要引诱我回家

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‎-又来了
‎-用什么引诱你？

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‎天啊 一辆宝马跑车？

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‎还有后面那栋房子

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‎-他要送你房子？
‎-对

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‎就在我父母家旁边

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‎只要我回家

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‎加入他的训练班

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‎穿得像德国总理默克尔就行了

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‎你放弃这些好处而选择当保姆？

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‎你真的这么爱巴黎？

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‎对啊！我很爱巴黎

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‎-不过我也回不去中国
‎-为什么？

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‎首先 那边有我父母
‎为我规划好的人生

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‎嫁给对的人

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‎住在对的街道

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‎还有…

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‎这个视频

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‎天啊 你参加过《中国偶像》？

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‎在中国叫《中国流行歌星》

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‎好厉害啊

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‎我在十多亿观众面前怯场了

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‎不是几百万人 是十多亿人

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‎后来有人发现我父亲的身份

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‎于是我成了网络迷因

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‎天啊

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‎真是丢脸丢到家了
‎我只好马上离开中国

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‎于是我放弃了中国 来到法国

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‎听我爸的话 去读商学院

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‎结果也失败了

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‎当然会失败了 你是歌手

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‎以前是

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‎我试过了 结果失败

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‎敏迪 你还有很多机会

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‎中国家庭只能有一个小孩

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‎你必须回到舞台上

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‎你要找个舞台 重拾状态

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‎你真可爱

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‎你知道吗？巴黎的美好之处是…

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‎就算什么也不做 也不会被人批判

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‎“什么都不做”是一种艺术

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‎法国人还给这种人取名呢

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‎他们称我们为“慢活族”

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‎你不是慢活族 你这是在潜逃

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‎有什么比潜逃至巴黎更美好呢？

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‎喂

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‎不是说好穿全黑吗？

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‎我说你必须穿全黑

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‎你这身装扮很适合
‎皮尔库特的高级时装店

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‎不过

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‎我希望自己能显眼些

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‎艾米丽 我从12岁开始
‎就梦想跟皮尔库特见面

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‎我甚至为了他偷走
‎我妈美容院的法国版《时尚》杂志

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‎他是个传奇人物

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‎我知道 朱利恩 我做过功课了

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‎我知道他和瓦伦蒂诺之间的恩怨情仇

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‎还有他和艾尔顿约翰的绯闻

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‎他还有一只死不了的宠物鬣蜥
‎叫伊万格丽斯塔

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‎其实那只鬣蜥死过五次了

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‎他们只是换了一只
‎然后给它取同一个名字

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‎-不会吧？
‎-真的！

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‎对了 希薇

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‎看过我发给你的电邮吗？
‎提到社交媒体策略

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‎皮尔库特痛恨社交媒体

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‎但他的经纪人清楚
‎他需要社交媒体来竞争

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‎要是能敲定这项企划
‎以后再谈社交媒体也不迟

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‎今天你只要观察和崇拜就好

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‎设法当自己是透明人

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‎没问题

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‎我都穿全黑了

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‎这不是黑色 是墨色

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‎19世纪至今

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‎只有获法国时装联盟承认的时装屋

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‎才称得上生产高定时装

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‎皮尔库特时装屋便是其一

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‎卡库先生从不追求潮流

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‎他是个艺术家

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‎就连现在

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‎他还奉献他的才华 为本周在
‎巴黎歌剧院上演的芭蕾舞剧设计服装

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‎抓住我的手

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‎够了 放手

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‎多米妮 你该不会让他们看过
‎那些剧服了吧？

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‎还没准备好！

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‎皮尔 得了吧 早就准备好了

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‎它们将芭蕾提升到另一个境界

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‎这个萨维尔公司的团队
‎正在这样说 对吧？

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‎对啊

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‎一群网红

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‎卡库先生 你误会了

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‎来到这里见你是我事业上的一大荣幸

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‎是我人生的一大荣幸

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‎你呢？

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‎荣幸不已

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‎我想说的是…

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‎我一直都…

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‎很欣赏你的作品

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‎能来到这里

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‎真是太棒了

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‎太棒了？

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‎你设计的高定时装就像精致糖果

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‎我好想吃掉你设计的衣服哦！

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‎皮尔！

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‎等一下！

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‎到底怎么回事？

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‎他刚才说的那个词是什么意思？

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‎是“俗气”的意思

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‎他说你是俗妹

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‎什么？就因为我的手提包挂饰？

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‎（22300个粉丝）

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‎（这不是我的幸运挂饰）

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‎（俗气吗？俗气/不俗气）

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‎你认为他们是母子还是恋人？

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‎我只是在…

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‎观察那盘凯撒沙拉
‎是不是真的值20欧元

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‎她很强势

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‎控制欲有点强

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‎像个妈妈一样

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‎她在喂他吃东西

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‎就像…

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‎一对恋人

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‎天啊 希望如此吧

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‎输的人请喝一瓶葡萄酒

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‎你就这么肯定你猜得对？

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‎我是符号学教授 主要研究…

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‎主要研究符号学说

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‎我有个传播硕士学位

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‎那你应该知道
‎我的工作就是解读这类东西

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‎符号

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‎人

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‎我叫托马

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‎我叫艾米丽

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‎要怎么知道谁赌赢呢？

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‎我想只要待在这里

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‎直到他们揭晓为止

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‎你在喝什么？

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‎一整天下来

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‎办公室没有人要跟我说话

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‎首先

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‎骂人俗气本身就是个有点俗气的行为

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‎可不是吗？

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‎我没说我很厉害…

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‎你现在坐在全巴黎最棒的咖啡馆

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‎起码充满历史气息

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‎是吗？

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‎这里可是哲学家让保罗萨特
‎及西蒙娜德波伏娃常光顾的地方

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‎以前巴黎人涌进这里
‎只为了见他们一面

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‎我大学时期读过《第二性》这本书

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‎读得七七八八吧

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‎你知道对街的双偶咖啡馆

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‎曾风靡很长一段时间吗？

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‎海明威和毕加索
‎曾经是那家咖啡馆的常客

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‎后来呢？

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‎萨特和波伏娃认为
‎那家咖啡馆资本主义味太浓

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‎于是他们跑到花神咖啡馆

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‎因为后者空无一人 突然之间…

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‎花神咖啡馆变成好地方了

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‎两样东西一旦放在一起

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‎人就会拿来比较

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‎要不花神咖啡馆 要不双偶咖啡馆

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‎或者…

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‎要不俗气 要不时尚

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‎你并不俗气

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‎等一下 搞什么？

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‎那个第三者是谁？

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‎看来我们分不出胜负了

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‎我不在乎胜负

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‎我只想一直跟你聊下去

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‎那…

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‎我们可以到其他地方继续聊啊

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‎你是指更好的地方吗？

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‎好吧

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‎很舒服

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‎天啊！

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‎这些都是法文书

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‎早安

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‎那些都不是我的书
‎它们本来就在这间公寓里

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‎我有个原则

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‎我跟一个女孩回家

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‎要是她没有自己的书

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‎我绝对不会跟她做爱

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‎我有自己的书

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‎只是从芝加哥寄过来不便宜

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‎所以我都下载到iPad里

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‎让我看看你的iPad

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‎为什么？

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‎我想跟你再做爱一次

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‎这次问心无愧

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‎你确定不在我家洗澡吗？

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‎我还不想洗掉你的味道

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‎希望我们今晚还会再见面

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‎好啊 没问题

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‎他是谁啊？

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‎昨晚刚认识的教授

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‎我从来不曾做过这种事

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‎他搞不好是个杀人凶手呢

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‎我听到你“死了”几次

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‎什么了几次？

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‎“死了”

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‎就是高潮的意思

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‎听起来你昨晚至少死了两次

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‎天啊 羞死人了

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‎“死了”？

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‎为什么把高潮叫作“死了”？
‎听起来好变态哦

217
00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:20,096
‎不是 就像…

218
00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:24,100
‎爽到死掉一样

219
00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:26,227
‎接着死后重生

220
00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:27,311
‎成为新造的人

221
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,158
‎这身俗气的装扮真好看

222
00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:42,868
‎-够了 好吗？
‎-我说“好看”啊

223
00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:44,453
‎俗气得让我无法抗拒

224
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,122
‎但我的人并不俗气

225
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:49,166
‎昨晚我带一个哲学教授回家了

226
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,752
‎这比俗气还要糟糕 这叫无趣

227
00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,003
‎才不是呢

228
00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:55,214
‎他还对着我念兰波的诗 太性感了

229
00:11:55,297 --> 00:11:57,842
‎我前任只会对着我说
‎《权力的游戏》的剧情

230
00:11:57,925 --> 00:12:00,469
‎美国听起来就像一座监狱

231
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:04,515
‎总之 我想这个爱读诗的男人
‎说明了你破天荒迟到的原因

232
00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:07,226
‎不是 希薇给我发了电邮
‎叫我11点才来上班

233
00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:10,980
‎里面开什么会议？

234
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:12,940
‎福特尔企划

235
00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:14,191
‎那个名表企划案？

236
00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:15,693
‎我负责社交媒体宣传

237
00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:17,278
‎希薇没说我没受邀的原因吗？

238
00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:18,237
‎没有

239
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:20,448
‎无论如何 我觉得不舒服

240
00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:22,658
‎我走了

241
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,794
‎希薇 为什么我没受邀
‎出席今早的福特尔会议？

242
00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,421
‎上周你还叫我准备一份资料的

243
00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:37,089
‎卢克 你能不能告诉艾米丽

244
00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:39,717
‎她不再是
‎福特尔社交媒体宣传组长了？

245
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,802
‎她被下达了奢侈品牌禁令

246
00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:43,554
‎知道了 我会跟她说的

247
00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:44,764
‎我人在这里呢

248
00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:46,182
‎是不是因为皮尔库特？

249
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:47,725
‎顺便也告诉她

250
00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:49,935
‎我没必要听她在办公室里无病呻吟

251
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:50,853
‎她要走就走！

252
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:52,021
‎好的 我会跟她说的

253
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,773
‎我没做错什么！

254
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:56,442
‎确保她知道“禁令”是什么意思

255
00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:57,359
‎没问题

256
00:12:57,818 --> 00:13:01,030
‎跟英语的意思一样
‎不就是一个客户吗？

257
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,573
‎我们也知道皮尔库特很难搞啊

258
00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:04,533
‎但希薇想跟他合作很久了

259
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:07,620
‎从我加入萨维尔公司以来
‎希薇就一直想跟他签约

260
00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:10,873
‎我有没有办法再次见到皮尔
‎跟他说清楚呢？

261
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,166
‎你能说什么？

262
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,668
‎说吧 假装我是皮尔

263
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:18,964
‎请让我…

264
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:31,477
‎真不敢相信
‎我竟然因为一个小配饰而被降级了

265
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:34,188
‎起码你有了一个帅气的男朋友当配饰

266
00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:35,981
‎你们进展如何？

267
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:39,318
‎太不可思议了 一晚“死”了三次

268
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:42,238
‎你学到一个恶心的新词了

269
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,155
‎没错

270
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:45,491
‎事后他拒绝洗澡

271
00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:47,409
‎因为他想留下我的味道

272
00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:50,329
‎-是不是很奇怪？
‎-很性感啊

273
00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:55,376
‎难怪早晨通勤时刻
‎地铁充满了PBO的味道

274
00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:56,669
‎你是指市民的体味吗？

275
00:13:56,752 --> 00:13:57,711
‎是骚穴味

276
00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:58,879
‎-敏迪！
‎-怎么了？

277
00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,631
‎你坐过地铁吗？

278
00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:05,094
‎不好意思
‎累倒时我都会变得口不择言

279
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:07,263
‎也多亏了你 我整晚睡不着

280
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,222
‎怎么说？

281
00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:12,643
‎我昨晚喝得烂醉后
‎上谷歌搜索巴黎的爵士酒吧

282
00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:14,436
‎该怎么说呢？

283
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,106
‎我心想如果我还想再尝试唱歌

284
00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:19,608
‎那就干脆待在巴黎 毕竟没人认识我

285
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,945
‎我得知疯马秀将会主办海选

286
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,238
‎挺好的

287
00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:26,490
‎我没打算去

288
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:27,741
‎为什么？

289
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:30,744
‎因为我还没走出
‎《中国流行歌星》的PTSD

290
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:33,455
‎P是指“创伤后” 不是”骚穴“吧？

291
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:34,790
‎艾米丽 是的

292
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,667
‎听好 你只要…

293
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:39,461
‎你必须克服这个障碍 继续唱歌

294
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:42,256
‎说真的 有时我认为我不敢再唱歌了

295
00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:44,133
‎不能当是为了我吗？

296
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,011
‎也许…我也说不上来

297
00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:47,928
‎起码现在不行

298
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:50,264
‎为什么？没人在看啊

299
00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:51,473
‎你叫我现在唱歌？

300
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,933
‎-对啊！
‎-这里到处都是人

301
00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:54,810
‎那又如何？随便选一首歌唱吧

302
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,103
‎不会有人批判你的

303
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:57,813
‎我不会批判你的

304
00:14:59,106 --> 00:14:59,982
‎好吧

305
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:01,859
‎-我不能看到你的脸
‎-好啊

306
00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:04,236
‎-我要…接住
‎-好吧

307
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,154
‎我要站远点

308
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:06,405
‎-我不要看你的脸
‎-好

309
00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:09,408
‎好了 你要我唱什么歌？

310
00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:10,743
‎不知道 随便你

311
00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,253
‎没人在看啊

312
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:45,254
‎放心吧

313
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:56,432
‎送你的礼物

314
00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:58,726
‎《情迷维纳斯》

315
00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:00,060
‎很性感的一本书

316
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,812
‎要不要上楼一起读读看？

317
00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:03,647
‎还是你不打算让我进门？

318
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,941
‎要是现在上楼 就来不及吃晚餐了

319
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,569
‎有期待是好的

320
00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:12,573
‎嗨

321
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:14,742
‎-嗨 艾米丽
‎-嗨

322
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:19,580
‎介绍你的朋友给我们认识吧

323
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:21,623
‎这位是托马

324
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:25,169
‎托马 他们是我的朋友
‎卡蜜尔和她的男朋友加百列

325
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:27,713
‎我们听过你…听说过你

326
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:31,842
‎加百列在广场附近的一家餐厅当厨师

327
00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:34,219
‎没错 不过今晚有另一个厨师
‎为我们下厨

328
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,680
‎就在第十区的
‎一家提供西班牙小菜的小餐厅

329
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,807
‎对了 我们大可一起去

330
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,268
‎不必了 我们不想打扰你们用餐

331
00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:43,062
‎一起去吧 一定会很好玩的 拜托！

332
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,439
‎我爱喝西班牙葡萄酒 何乐不为？

333
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:46,940
‎何乐不为？

334
00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:48,150
‎好啊 太好了

335
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:50,652
‎我们两对男女一起约会吧

336
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:54,448
‎太好了

337
00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:56,825
‎往这边走

338
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:02,247
‎这一区太美了 叫什么来着？

339
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,415
‎圣马丁运河

340
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,501
‎这里曾是个朴实无华的地方

341
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,544
‎结果变成了热门景点 真可惜

342
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:10,047
‎魅力不再

343
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,049
‎我还是很喜欢这里

344
00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:14,301
‎如今更像是欧洲迪士尼乐园

345
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,678
‎你们俩在这座城市长大吗？

346
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:17,846
‎不是

347
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,307
‎加百列来自诺曼底

348
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:22,267
‎我在布里奥纳的一个农场长大

349
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:26,939
‎他们全家存钱把他送来巴黎学习厨艺

350
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:28,857
‎我的男人是他们的一大骄傲

351
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,192
‎我很喜欢这个故事

352
00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:32,778
‎你们俩有个共同点

353
00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:34,196
‎都不是来自巴黎

354
00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:42,538
‎要抽烟吗？

355
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:43,705
‎给我一根烟吧 谢谢

356
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:49,294
‎真令我意外
‎我认识的厨师都会自己卷烟抽

357
00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:53,757
‎这不就认识一个
‎不会卷烟抽的厨师了吗？

358
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,303
‎加百列 你选的葡萄酒真好喝

359
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:00,764
‎谢谢 这瓶葡萄酒
‎来自里奥哈一家小型有机酒庄

360
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:03,767
‎加百列可是个葡萄酒专家

361
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:06,019
‎香槟除外 那是卡蜜尔的专长

362
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:07,855
‎这跟我长大的地方有关

363
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:10,440
‎我的家人在香槟省经营一家小酒庄

364
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:13,318
‎-叫莱莉丝山庄
‎-莱莉丝山庄

365
00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:16,864
‎-没听说过
‎-那是一家小酒庄

366
00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:19,116
‎不值一提

367
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:20,200
‎聊这个话题很无趣

368
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:21,201
‎我也是这么想的

369
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:25,164
‎聊葡萄酒就跟聊天气一样无趣

370
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:27,749
‎还不如喝酒有趣 不是吗？

371
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,677
‎加百列好像不喜欢我

372
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,014
‎怎么这么说呢？

373
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:43,265
‎我总觉得

374
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,684
‎他妒忌我跟你在一起

375
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:49,021
‎我认为没那回事

376
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:57,529
‎但谁能怪他呢？

377
00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:03,035
‎今晚要小声一点

378
00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:04,745
‎没问题 听你的

379
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:43,158
‎（《天鹅湖》）

380
00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:48,121
‎（剧服设计：皮尔库特）

381
00:20:56,713 --> 00:20:57,547
‎嗨 小姐！

382
00:20:58,131 --> 00:20:59,716
‎不好意思 不会有下一次了

383
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,177
‎我有件东西要给你 其实是两件

384
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,054
‎我们俩大可一起出席芭蕾舞剧首演

385
00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:05,514
‎不然你和其他人去也行

386
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:07,015
‎我们再试试说服皮尔库特

387
00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:14,940
‎别再向我提起他的名字

388
00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:17,359
‎那可是包厢座！

389
00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:19,987
‎-你搞什么？
‎-我还不知道

390
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:22,281
‎但我来法国不是为了被降级

391
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:24,116
‎今晚过后你搞不好会被驱逐出境

392
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:32,874
‎（艾米丽库珀：
‎今晚可以陪我去看芭蕾舞剧吗？）

393
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:37,087
‎（托马：好啊 我下课后去找你）

394
00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:48,640
‎嗨 艾米丽

395
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:51,143
‎穿得这么好看 要去哪呢？

396
00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:53,395
‎我买了去看芭蕾舞剧的门票

397
00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:56,064
‎那你应该是跟托马一起去吧？

398
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:57,566
‎没错

399
00:21:58,608 --> 00:21:59,609
‎原来如此 那…

400
00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:01,111
‎玩得开心点

401
00:22:01,528 --> 00:22:02,362
‎怎么了？

402
00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:04,740
‎我没说什么

403
00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:06,700
‎听起来会是个很有趣的晚上

404
00:22:06,783 --> 00:22:08,160
‎你是不是对他有意见？

405
00:22:09,786 --> 00:22:11,705
‎不好意思 我认为他是个势利眼

406
00:22:12,247 --> 00:22:14,708
‎只是个故作深沉的窝囊废

407
00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:15,792
‎我了解这种人

408
00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:19,212
‎你看不出来
‎很可能是因为你不是来自巴黎

409
00:22:19,296 --> 00:22:20,630
‎你也不是来自巴黎啊

410
00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:23,425
‎对不起 我…

411
00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:26,094
‎-我不是那个意思
‎-好吧

412
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:29,514
‎我只是认为你把时间
‎浪费在一个配不上你的人身上

413
00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:56,917
‎艾米丽！

414
00:22:58,168 --> 00:23:00,087
‎你穿这条裙子真好看

415
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:04,132
‎但没穿更好看

416
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:07,302
‎你也看起来很帅气

417
00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,304
‎只是我有个问题

418
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:12,015
‎你知道今晚公演的是《天鹅湖》吗？

419
00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:13,183
‎你闹着玩的吧？

420
00:23:13,266 --> 00:23:14,476
‎怎么了？

421
00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:16,978
‎我上一次来是看《波莱罗》

422
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:18,230
‎那可是经典之作

423
00:23:18,313 --> 00:23:19,648
‎《天鹅湖》是演给游客看的

424
00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:23,860
‎它搞不好能咸鱼翻身呢？
‎像双偶咖啡馆一样 不是吗？

425
00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:26,571
‎真聪明 以其人之道还治其人之身

426
00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:29,491
‎但你显然误解了我的意思

427
00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:30,450
‎好

428
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:33,370
‎我想去找皮尔库特 尝试跟他谈谈

429
00:23:33,453 --> 00:23:35,038
‎不然你忍一忍 我谈完后就走

430
00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:36,540
‎你刻意来见皮尔库特吗？

431
00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:39,793
‎我们除了要看一场烂芭蕾舞剧
‎还要刻意撞见

432
00:23:39,876 --> 00:23:42,170
‎一个名不副实的设计师？

433
00:23:43,004 --> 00:23:44,631
‎天啊 你还真是个势利眼

434
00:23:46,049 --> 00:23:46,925
‎你说什么？

435
00:23:47,008 --> 00:23:49,511
‎你就是一个爱唱反调的人吧？

436
00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:50,887
‎你叫我“势利眼”

437
00:23:51,721 --> 00:23:53,432
‎这是头脑简单的人最后的手段

438
00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:55,016
‎“头脑简单”？

439
00:23:56,351 --> 00:23:57,978
‎既简单 又美丽

440
00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:02,023
‎不如你先进去 我待会儿回来接你

441
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:04,109
‎然后我们来一场酣畅淋漓的性爱

442
00:24:04,192 --> 00:24:06,194
‎我认为那样更好

443
00:24:07,487 --> 00:24:09,739
‎托马 既然你是个符号学教授

444
00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:12,659
‎我相信你一定能看懂这个符号

445
00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:17,372
‎那不是符号 是手势

446
00:24:44,274 --> 00:24:45,233
‎我们认识吗？

447
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:49,905
‎是那天见到的俗妹
‎她是营销策划公司的代表

448
00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:51,698
‎我是来自萨维尔公司的艾米丽

449
00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:54,659
‎小姐 不好意思 这是私人包厢

450
00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:57,537
‎我来为那天的事道歉

451
00:24:57,621 --> 00:25:00,207
‎那天是我冒犯了你 我也想让你知道

452
00:25:01,082 --> 00:25:01,917
‎你说得对

453
00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:04,794
‎我就是那个包上挂着烂挂饰的俗妹

454
00:25:06,004 --> 00:25:08,673
‎你知道我为什么用烂挂饰吗？

455
00:25:09,424 --> 00:25:12,219
‎因为我和姐妹们都很迷《绯闻女孩》

456
00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:14,930
‎我们都想成为塞瑞娜冯德伍德森

457
00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:17,891
‎穿上贵得要命的华美高定衣裳

458
00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:21,186
‎但我们只能到温内特卡的折扣商场

459
00:25:21,269 --> 00:25:25,065
‎购买设计师推出的手提包挂饰

460
00:25:25,148 --> 00:25:25,982
‎所以…

461
00:25:26,441 --> 00:25:27,275
‎你说得对

462
00:25:27,817 --> 00:25:29,945
‎这就是我们俗气的原因

463
00:25:31,404 --> 00:25:32,864
‎我去叫保安

464
00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:35,200
‎你以为俗妹不尊重设计师吗？

465
00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:38,662
‎其实我们非常崇拜设计师

466
00:25:38,745 --> 00:25:42,958
‎我们把全部存款
‎都花在一个难看的小挂饰上

467
00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:45,460
‎只为了体会站在你的天桥上的感觉

468
00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:47,671
‎你可以嘲笑我们

469
00:25:48,838 --> 00:25:50,382
‎但真相是

470
00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:52,050
‎你需要我们

471
00:25:53,301 --> 00:25:54,803
‎没有像我这种俗妹

472
00:25:54,886 --> 00:25:56,304
‎你也时尚不起来

473
00:25:58,848 --> 00:26:00,433
‎没想到竟然是丹

474
00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:03,853
‎-什么？
‎-《绯闻女孩》

475
00:26:03,937 --> 00:26:06,356
‎我们看完整部剧后才发现

476
00:26:07,190 --> 00:26:08,358
‎丹是那个绯闻女孩

477
00:26:09,192 --> 00:26:12,112
‎小姐 不好意思 这是贵宾厢座

478
00:26:13,738 --> 00:26:14,823
‎不要紧的

479
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,658
‎反正我也不属于这里

480
00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:37,304
‎你昨晚真去看芭蕾舞剧了 是吗？

481
00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:39,055
‎我…

482
00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:41,891
‎我刚接到皮尔库特工作室打来的电话

483
00:26:42,684 --> 00:26:45,061
‎-真抱歉
‎-他想跟我们见面

484
00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:48,440
‎他坚持要那个“绯闻女孩”出席

485
00:26:48,523 --> 00:26:50,525
‎我想那只可能是你了

486
00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:53,737
‎这是好事 不是吗？

487
00:26:55,363 --> 00:26:57,866
‎我不知道是怎么回事 也不想知道

488
00:26:58,491 --> 00:27:00,493
‎但我要你…

489
00:27:01,661 --> 00:27:02,537
‎收敛点

490
00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:04,998
‎不如你做你自己

491
00:27:05,081 --> 00:27:06,374
‎我做我自己吧？

492
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:09,127
‎不如送你一张
‎飞回芝加哥的单程机票吧？

493
00:27:11,212 --> 00:27:13,089
‎收敛点 我懂了

494
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:14,591
‎还要再收敛点

495
00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:15,944
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