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♪ ("CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM"
THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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ATTENDANT: Seat backs up,
fasten your seatbelts.
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Let me get your seat back.
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This needs to go up.
And fasten your seatbelt, sir.
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- Seatbelt?
- Yeah.
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Just more government
interference.
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Next thing you know,
they won't let me have
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an abortion on the plane.
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Oh, okay. I'm glad I could help.
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Um, and, sir, if you just wanna
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- close your laptop there.
- Oh, yeah.
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- And then if you just wanna
turn your phone off. Thanks.
- Sure. Yeah. Okay. Got it.
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ANNOUNCER: (OVER PA)
At this time we ask you
to fasten all seatbelts
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and turn off
all electronic devices
as we prepare for takeoff.
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SUSIE GREENE: Hey, Larr.
What's up with Lewis?
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I thought he was coming to
Atlanta with us for the trial.
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Oh, no.
He left two days earlier.
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- So he's there now?
- LARRY DAVID: Yeah.
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He went out with this woman
30 years ago.
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They broke up.
She lives in Atlanta now,
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so he's gonna see her.
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- Rekindling?
- Rekindling.
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I hope it works out for him.
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Oh, yeah.
I'm sure it's gonna work out.
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Larry, when we get in the air,
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I'm gonna watch
your little show Seinfeld.
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- Never seen it.
- Oh, yeah? It's about time.
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I'm gonna watch that shit.
I'll tell you how it is.
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I'm not really interested
in your opinion.
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- What do you mean?
- I don't consider you a person.
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(LAUGHS) We'll see.
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(SEATBELT UNCLICKS)
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- Excuse me, sir?
- Oh.
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Someone let me know
that your phone is still on.
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We need to put that on
airplane mode or stow it away.
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Who would do
something like that?
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I'm not gonna disclose that.
And your seatbelt's off.
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- But why won't you tell me?
- Why would I tell you?
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Because I'd like to know
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if there's a squealer
on this plane.
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I'd like to know who it is.
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I'm not comfortable flying
with a squealer.
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Sir, you're not comfortable
with a squealer
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yet you're asking me to squeal?
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That's a different
kind of squealing.
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It seems very hypocritical.
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I could see on its face that
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- it does seem that way.
- Okay.
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But if you examine it,
it's really not.
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I'm not gonna squeal
on the squealer, okay?
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- And let's keep that phone off.
- Okay. Sure. Yeah.
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- Thank you. Good job. Thank you.
- LARRY: I got it. Yeah.
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- Okay.
- (SEATBELT UNCLICKS)
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ANNOUNCER: (OVER PA)
We apologize for the delay.
We are next in line for takeoff.
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Flight attendants,
prepare for departure.
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Sir? Sir, we need you
to buckle up.
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- Huh? What? Huh?
- We need you to buckle up.
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- Oh, yeah. No, no.
I was just-- Yeah.
- I know what you were doing.
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- Okay. Just gonna stay seated.
Okay?
- LARRY: Okay.
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Hey, you told her
that I was on the phone?
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- How dare you
accuse me of squealing?
- Huh? Just asking.
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I'm schlepping all the way
to fuckin' Atlanta
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to support you,
on my anniversary, no less.
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It still doesn't mean
you couldn't have done it,
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- even if you are coming
to support me.
- Oh, please.
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I have better things to do
than squeal on you.
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Well, it's about plane safety.
I'm sure you're interested
in that.
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I don't give a shit.
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You tell her about my phone?
Was that you?
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- You think I did that shit?
- Everyone's a suspect.
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- You think I'm a fuckin' snitch?
- I don't think you're above it.
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- Oh. It's like that?
- Yeah. It's like that.
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Why would I draw attention
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when I got
my own fucking phone on?
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- Your phone's on?
- Fuck yeah, my phone is on.
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- His phone's on.
- His phone, sir?
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- Check it out. Check it out.
- Come on. Really?
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Look at his phone.
Look at his phone.
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You're squealing on someone now?
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Yeah, he's endangering the rest
of the passengers. He is.
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Okay. Okay.
Look, it came back on by itself.
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- Please turn that off.
- No. He left-- he left it on.
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And is your phone now off?
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Yes.
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Show her. Show your phone.
Show it to her.
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Oh, my God. Oh.
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- I thought I turned it off.
- That's on.
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Can you turn that
onto airplane mode?
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- Sure. Yeah.
- ATTENDANT: Thank you so much.
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JEFF GREENE:
(WHISPERS) Larry. Larry.
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Yeah?
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(LOUDLY) This guy back here.
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What?
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Oh, it-- it flipped on.
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Why would you do that to me?
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Passenger safety.
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You're dealing with three
very disturbed individuals here.
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Thank you. Everyone,
the plane is taxiing, okay?
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I need your phones
to be off or stowed
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and seatbelts fastened.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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- (WHISPERS) That's bullshit.
- That's some bullshit.
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That's that bullshit.
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LEON BLACK: I watched a few, uh,
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Seinfeld episodes
on the plane and shit.
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(CHUCKLES) You never told me
it was a show about weekly ass.
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It's not a show
about weekly ass.
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Jerry just constantly
got ass every week.
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You know what I thought it was
from the beginning?
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I said, "This ain't a fucking,
uh, TV show."
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"This is more
of a fuck documentary."
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- That's what it felt like.
- (LAUGHS)
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Yeah, man. And how do you
fuck that much, man?
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It's like you need--
you need, like, extra dicks.
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Like-- Like you got
your own dick,
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but then you gotta have
a backup dick.
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A dick should be
interchangeable.
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Yeah. Like a pair of glasses.
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- It should be like
a pair of glasses.
- Yeah!
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You could put one on
in the morning.
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Yeah. Quick,
put that motherfucker on.
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That way, you ain't wearing out
your original dick.
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Like when a lady say,
"Oh, more, more."
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"Oh, you want more?
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Oh, I-- I'm-- I'mma take
my other dick
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- out my back pocket."
- (BOTH LAUGH)
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- See that? (LAUGHS)
- Right.
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LARRY: Oh. Oh. There's our exit.
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(TURN SIGNAL TICKING)
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LARRY: Hey, she's not--
She won't let me in.
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- Hey, let me in. Let me in!
- ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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LEON: Can we get over?
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Hey! Can we get in?
Hey! What's wrong with you?
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LEON: We're trying to get in!
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LARRY: She's speeding up!
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LEON:
We wanna get off the highway!
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Are you kidding me?
What is with this woman?
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Won't let us in!
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Oh, shit!
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Fuck you too!
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LARRY: What?
I just wanna get in!
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What kind of person
does something like that?
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DRIVER: Fuck you!
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♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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- LEON: (LAUGHS) Appreciate it.
- Thank you.
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Whoo!
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Mr. David, pulling for you, man.
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- Appreciate it. Thank you.
- You got it, brother.
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Look at you, man.
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Most popular White man
in America right now.
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You don't have to buy
a pack of Kools
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for the rest of your life.
(LAUGHS)
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- Excellent.
- I'll be back.
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(GROANS)
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(GASPS) Oh, my gosh.
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Preston, come here.
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- I am so sorry, sir. No--
- Hey, that's fine.
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- Here you go.
- Thank you.
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Okay. Preston, what do we say
when we hurt somebody?
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It-- it's okay.
It didn't hurt me at all.
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MOTHER: No, no, no.
Just one more second. No, no.
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- Come on.
We just talked about this.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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- Okay? We say I'm... s...
- LARRY: Okay, I-- I--
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Uh...
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- Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
- PRESTON AND MOTHER: I'm...
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Please don't help him out.
I want him to learn this. Okay?
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- All right. We're good.
Thank you.
- No, no, no. We're not done yet.
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We're gonna learn
this lesson here,
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'cause this is a really
important lesson.
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Hey, hey. We don't have
to learn the lesson,
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but I'll tell you what.
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If you want me to participate
in this lesson...
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- Yeah.
- Okay. Here's my two cents.
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Okay. Great. Listen to the man.
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I'm 76 years old and I have
never learned a lesson
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in my entire life.
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Oh-ho!
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- Do you think that's helping?
- I do.
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That's who we don't wanna be
like, okay? Come on. Let's go.
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MIKA BRZEZINSKI: The trial of
the State of Georgia
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versus Larry David
is underway...
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- LARRY: You're kidding me.
- ...with jury selection
beginning tomorrow.
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Could you do me a favor?
Could you put on ESPN please?
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Thank you.
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So why don't you
wanna come with us?
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We're going
to Auntie Rae's restaurant.
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- It's supposed to be great.
- I know. Send her my love.
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But I'm here to see,
you know, Cynthia.
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We're getting along great.
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In bed, everything is cool.
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- We're still great lovers.
- Ugh.
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RICHARD LEWIS: What are you--
Why are you annoyed?
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- You can't-- Why can't you--
- SUSIE: That's TMI.
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- We don't wanna hear that.
- Why? What is--
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'Cause it's a--
It's a picture of you, uh...
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- No, no!
- You don't have to picture me.
Picture her!
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LARRY:
We don't wanna picture that.
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- RICHARD: Why can't I--
- No. Please, no.
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I'd rather picture my parents
naked than you naked.
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- JEFF: Don't mention
intercourse anymore.
- Really.
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A little bit nauseous.
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- Oh, hey.
- Hey, what's up?
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Hey, man.
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- LEON: Scotch.
- So you guys--
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It sounds like you were,
like, madly in love.
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- (SIGHS)
We were deeply in love.
- Wow.
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In fact, so much in love
that when I broke up with her,
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- she attempted suicide.
- Ooh.
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- Really?
- What?
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You're telling me
that if she can't have you,
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- she'd rather be dead?
- I guess so.
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LARRY: You know, sometimes
when you break up with someone,
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to get pity, they say
they attempted suicide
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so the person
will go back with them.
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- It's manipulative.
- LARRY: It's manipulative. Yeah.
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Wait a minute. You're doubting
her suicide attempt?
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You think
you're suicide material?
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- Yeah, yeah. Absolutely.
- Really?
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- Richard.
- RICHARD: Hi, beautiful.
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- Hi.
- Good to see you, baby.
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- Good to see you, too.
- This must be Cynthia.
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- It sure is.
- Yes.
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- Hi.
- Hi. Susie.
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- Susie, nice to meet you.
- My husband, Jeff.
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- CYNTHIA: Hi, Jeff.
- JEFF: Pleasure.
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- LEON: Hey.
- CYNTHIA: It's a pleasure
to meet you.
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SUSIE:
And Larry. You know Larry.
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- It's her.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, Larry's over here.
Big shot Larry on the news.
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- CYNTHIA: Larry. Yes.
- Hello.
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- RICHARD: And his friend Leon.
- Hi. Yeah.
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- Hey, how you doin'?
- CYNTHIA: I'm good. How are you?
234
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Nice to meet you.
235
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I think we met
earlier today, actually.
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On I-85.
I was trying to get over
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- to the exit.
- LEON: (CHUCKLES) Yeah.
238
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And, uh, you wouldn't--
you wouldn't let me in.
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What-- I don't think I--
Doesn't sound like me.
240
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- Do you have a blue Mercedes?
- I do.
241
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- Huh.
- CYNTHIA: But it wasn't me.
242
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I wasn't even on I-85 today.
So you just--
243
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You weren't on I-85 today?
244
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I was not on I-85 today.
245
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You know, this is exciting to
hear this Highway Patrol story,
246
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but we're gonna go eat dinner
and have some time...
247
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- ♪ (LOUDLY HUMS
"HIGHWAY PATROL" THEME) ♪
- That's right. Enjoy dinner.
248
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- Say hello to Auntie Rae.
- Enjoy your evening.
It was very nice to meet you.
249
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- ♪ (CONTINUES HUMMING THEME) ♪
- Thanks for everything.
Both of you.
250
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All right, guys. We gotta go.
We have a reservation.
251
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I know the Highway Patrol theme.
I was singing it.
252
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- JEFF: Go.
- ♪ (CONTINUES HUMMING THEME) ♪
253
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SUSIE: That's wonderful, Larr.
254
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If you need anything else,
let me know.
255
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
256
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- CHERYL DAVID: Hi, guys.
- Hello, Cheryl.
257
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- CHERYL: How's it going?
- ♪ (CONTINUES HUMMING) ♪
258
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- You just got here?
- CHERYL: Yeah.
259
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SUSIE:
Wanna come to dinner with us?
260
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We're going to Auntie Rae's.
It's gonna be delicious.
261
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- Oh. No, I'm waiting for Ted.
- Oh.
262
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He's finishing up an interview
263
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because he's protesting
tomorrow.
264
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- Oh, okay.
- On your behalf.
265
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No, he's protesting
on his behalf.
266
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He's not gonna stand by
and let people be mistreated.
267
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He's not gonna stand by
off camera
268
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and let people be mistreated.
269
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Okay. Anyway, we're gonna go
to dinner after.
270
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Do you know
of any good places around here?
271
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Oh, oh. The Mexican place.
272
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Oh, that place is good,
La Conde.
273
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No, no.
She doesn't like Mexican food.
274
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- SUSIE: No?
- LARRY: No.
275
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SUSIE: Well, you go to the left
and there's like
a million restaurants.
276
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- We better go, guys,
because you know Auntie Rae.
- All right. Let's go.
277
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You cannot be late
for Auntie Rae.
278
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- See you later, Cher.
- Okay. Yeah. Hey. Excuse me.
279
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Why would you say that?
280
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Huh? Say what?
281
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That I don't like...
(WHISPERS) ...Mexican food.
282
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Well, you don't like
Mexican food.
283
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Don't say it in front of people.
284
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- I told you that in confidence.
- What? Confidence?
285
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I don't know
what your problem with it is.
286
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Because it's personal to me.
287
00:09:24,143 --> 00:09:25,777
- No, that's not personal.
- It is.
288
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Telling people
what sexual positions you like,
289
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that would be personal.
290
00:09:29,882 --> 00:09:32,785
- Just keep it to yourself.
- You don't like funnel cake.
291
00:09:32,785 --> 00:09:34,553
Is it okay
if I tell people that?
292
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- Yes.
- You didn't like the remake
293
00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:37,356
of The Fugitive
with Harrison Ford.
294
00:09:37,356 --> 00:09:38,861
- Can I tell people that?
- Yes.
295
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Okay.
296
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- I won't tell anybody else...
- CHERYL: Thank you.
297
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(WHISPERS) ...that you don't
like Mexican food.
298
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Thank you.
299
00:09:46,699 --> 00:09:49,368
- Are you okay?
- I am.
300
00:09:49,368 --> 00:09:51,274
- I'm not so sure.
- Okay.
301
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♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
302
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
303
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LARRY: She won't let us in.
She sped up.
304
00:10:01,881 --> 00:10:04,350
And no doubt that it was her.
Was it not?
305
00:10:04,350 --> 00:10:06,152
- It was her.
- Huh? She gave us the finger.
306
00:10:06,152 --> 00:10:08,920
We gave her the finger.
Terrible, terrible person.
307
00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:11,324
You know what? I'm--
I'm gonna say something to him.
308
00:10:11,324 --> 00:10:13,593
Oh, don't tell--
Larry, don't be a buttinski
309
00:10:13,593 --> 00:10:14,960
and start telling Richard.
310
00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:16,830
Let him have his illusions,
whatever they are.
311
00:10:16,830 --> 00:10:18,097
You never learn your lesson.
312
00:10:18,097 --> 00:10:20,666
- I don't learn my lesson?
- No, you do not.
313
00:10:20,666 --> 00:10:22,368
When have you ever
learned a lesson?
314
00:10:22,368 --> 00:10:23,468
Okay, I'll tell you when. Okay.
315
00:10:23,468 --> 00:10:26,339
When I was 19 years old,
I was in a bar. I had a drink.
316
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And I looked at the bartender
and I said to him,
317
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"Hey, Captain,
I'll have another,"
318
00:10:30,276 --> 00:10:32,878
and he gave me
like the dirtiest look.
319
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And I've never called
anybody captain since.
320
00:10:35,342 --> 00:10:36,582
Why would you call him captain?
321
00:10:36,582 --> 00:10:38,917
What do you mean why?
You've never called
anybody captain?
322
00:10:38,917 --> 00:10:40,853
Not captain, but I did call
a motherfucker chief,
323
00:10:40,853 --> 00:10:42,721
and then realized
he was a real Indian and shit.
324
00:10:42,721 --> 00:10:47,359
All right. We've got
four Rae's Special Salads.
325
00:10:47,359 --> 00:10:48,327
- Here you go.
- Whoo!
326
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- SUSIE: Thank you.
- Oh, I also brought y'all
327
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some extra salad dressing,
because y'all are gonna love it.
328
00:10:52,031 --> 00:10:53,298
- Hoowee!
- Y'all need anything else?
329
00:10:53,298 --> 00:10:54,661
I think we're good.
Thank you very much.
330
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- WAITRESS: All right.
- LEON: Good. Thank you.
331
00:10:55,968 --> 00:10:57,536
- Oh, my God.
- WAITRESS: You're welcome.
332
00:10:57,536 --> 00:10:58,705
Oh, my God.
This is so delicious.
333
00:10:58,705 --> 00:11:00,171
What is in this that's so good?
334
00:11:00,171 --> 00:11:02,675
- LEON: It's great.
- This is the best dressing
I've ever had.
335
00:11:02,675 --> 00:11:04,276
It's really good.
I agree with you.
336
00:11:04,276 --> 00:11:05,978
Oh, my God.
If I had this recipe,
337
00:11:05,978 --> 00:11:09,281
I would make salads every day,
I'd be losing weight like crazy.
338
00:11:09,281 --> 00:11:11,284
- LARRY: Mm, really good.
- Auntie Rae!
339
00:11:11,284 --> 00:11:12,379
- Hey!
- LEON: Hey!
340
00:11:12,379 --> 00:11:13,519
I hope y'all having a good time.
341
00:11:13,519 --> 00:11:15,121
- Oh, yeah.
- Let me tell you something,
Auntie Rae,
342
00:11:15,121 --> 00:11:18,157
this is the best salad dressing
I've ever had in my life.
343
00:11:18,157 --> 00:11:20,292
I'm happy
that you like it, baby.
344
00:11:20,292 --> 00:11:23,028
And I would love to be able
to make it back in LA.
345
00:11:23,028 --> 00:11:24,430
So what's the deal?
What's in it?
346
00:11:24,430 --> 00:11:27,132
Well, you know, baby,
I'm glad you're enjoying it,
347
00:11:27,132 --> 00:11:30,469
but that's one recipe
that they can't pull out of me.
348
00:11:30,469 --> 00:11:31,837
- Oh, come on.
- AUNTIE RAE: No.
349
00:11:31,837 --> 00:11:34,106
- Even for you, baby, I don't do.
- SUSIE: Oh, damn.
350
00:11:34,106 --> 00:11:36,976
Mm-mm.
That's just the way it is.
351
00:11:36,976 --> 00:11:39,878
- Mic drop!
- (AUNTIE RAE LAUGHS)
352
00:11:39,878 --> 00:11:41,280
So, I'll see y'all
in a little bit, all right?
353
00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:44,083
SUSIE: What is in this?
It's so fucking good.
354
00:11:44,083 --> 00:11:46,522
♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
355
00:11:47,723 --> 00:11:48,854
EARL MACK: Well, well, well.
356
00:11:48,854 --> 00:11:51,423
I feel like I won
the jury lottery today.
357
00:11:51,423 --> 00:11:54,926
I look around here and I see
nothing but good people.
358
00:11:54,926 --> 00:11:57,697
I can envision having y'all over
on a Sunday after church
359
00:11:57,697 --> 00:12:00,065
for a little barbecue sometime.
360
00:12:00,065 --> 00:12:02,868
Earl Mack. He's good.
He's really good.
361
00:12:02,868 --> 00:12:06,105
But the circumstances today
call for this question.
362
00:12:06,105 --> 00:12:10,777
Who here could see themselves
stealing a loaf of bread
363
00:12:10,777 --> 00:12:13,349
in order to feed
a hungry stranger?
364
00:12:13,715 --> 00:12:15,414
Yeah?
365
00:12:15,414 --> 00:12:17,453
I ask they're all dismissed
for cause.
366
00:12:18,454 --> 00:12:19,588
Dismissed.
367
00:12:20,555 --> 00:12:22,020
Damn it.
368
00:12:22,020 --> 00:12:24,858
- I wanted some of those jurors.
- Yeah. No, she was good.
369
00:12:24,858 --> 00:12:26,125
JUDGE WHITTAKER: Defense,
you're up.
370
00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:28,892
- Thank you, Judge.
- Oh, wait. I have some thoughts.
371
00:12:29,564 --> 00:12:30,529
What?
372
00:12:30,529 --> 00:12:32,197
- ♪ (JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- LARRY: All right.
373
00:12:32,197 --> 00:12:34,266
That guy's got a string tie him.
Let's get rid of him.
374
00:12:34,266 --> 00:12:36,636
No liberal would be caught dead
in a string tie.
375
00:12:36,636 --> 00:12:38,871
Juror number 20, thank you.
376
00:12:38,871 --> 00:12:40,006
JUDGE: Dismissed.
377
00:12:40,006 --> 00:12:42,641
Not loving 22. Big hair.
378
00:12:42,641 --> 00:12:45,377
Shades of Kellyanne Conway.
No good.
379
00:12:45,377 --> 00:12:46,745
{\an8}Juror 22, dismissed.
380
00:12:46,745 --> 00:12:49,815
- LARRY: Forty.
That's a Fox watcher.
- JUDGE: Dismissed.
381
00:12:49,815 --> 00:12:51,116
Twenty-three.
382
00:12:51,116 --> 00:12:53,452
You see that comb over?
He's a self-loathing bald man!
383
00:12:53,452 --> 00:12:55,688
He hates himself
and he hates other bald men.
384
00:12:55,688 --> 00:12:57,957
- He's gotta go.
- Okay.
385
00:12:57,957 --> 00:13:00,527
JUDGE: Juror 23, dismissed.
386
00:13:00,527 --> 00:13:02,428
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
387
00:13:02,428 --> 00:13:04,230
Uh, members of the jury,
388
00:13:04,230 --> 00:13:06,732
as you know, there's lots
of publicity around this case.
389
00:13:06,732 --> 00:13:11,240
As you see the cameras outside,
there's intense media scrutiny.
390
00:13:12,273 --> 00:13:14,040
So we're gonna have
to sequester you.
391
00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:16,508
- (JURORS GRUMBLING)
- JUDGE: I know, I know.
392
00:13:16,508 --> 00:13:18,678
We'll give you a nice hotel,
try to make you comfortable.
393
00:13:18,678 --> 00:13:20,012
Oh, sequestering. That's awful.
394
00:13:20,012 --> 00:13:21,247
JUDGE: No watching TV,
no listening to the radio...
395
00:13:21,247 --> 00:13:22,514
I would hate to be
cooped up like that.
396
00:13:22,514 --> 00:13:24,516
I don't think I could take it,
you know?
397
00:13:24,516 --> 00:13:26,452
And I'll bet a lot of them
cheat on it too.
398
00:13:26,452 --> 00:13:28,453
There's probably
a bad sequesterer among them.
399
00:13:28,453 --> 00:13:30,990
- Don't you think?
- Larry, I wouldn't worry
about the jury.
400
00:13:30,990 --> 00:13:32,191
You're the defendant.
401
00:13:32,191 --> 00:13:34,861
And if you get convicted,
you'll be a felon.
402
00:13:34,861 --> 00:13:39,466
♪ (HUMS "DRAGNET" THEME) ♪
403
00:13:39,466 --> 00:13:40,766
Dragnet.
404
00:13:40,766 --> 00:13:42,966
JUDGE: Tomorrow,
the lawyers will give
their opening arguments.
405
00:13:43,705 --> 00:13:46,038
Court adjourned.
406
00:13:46,038 --> 00:13:48,975
It is day one of the trial
of Larry David,
407
00:13:48,975 --> 00:13:51,143
the Seinfeld co-creator
who's run afoul...
408
00:13:51,143 --> 00:13:53,773
- Is that for Larry?
- ...of the new Georgia
voting law
409
00:13:53,773 --> 00:13:56,249
that he views
as partisan, draconian,
410
00:13:56,249 --> 00:13:58,217
- and unconstitutional.
- Thank you very much.
411
00:13:58,217 --> 00:14:01,588
How this plays out
could have major ramifications
412
00:14:01,588 --> 00:14:03,022
for the next election.
413
00:14:03,022 --> 00:14:04,558
- Keep it close.
- VALET: Yes, ma'am.
414
00:14:04,558 --> 00:14:05,728
Thank you.
415
00:14:06,928 --> 00:14:09,629
- Hi.
- Hi, Larry.
416
00:14:09,629 --> 00:14:11,397
You got that blue Mercedes, huh?
417
00:14:11,397 --> 00:14:13,966
- Yeah. Nice car.
- LARRY: Oh, very nice.
418
00:14:13,966 --> 00:14:16,068
That's the exact model
of the car
419
00:14:16,068 --> 00:14:18,304
that wouldn't let me
into the lane.
420
00:14:18,304 --> 00:14:21,140
- That's right. I remember...
- And a woman was driving.
421
00:14:21,140 --> 00:14:23,042
- Huh!
- But it wasn't me.
422
00:14:23,042 --> 00:14:25,314
- What a crazy coincidence.
- CYNTHIA: Yeah.
423
00:14:25,914 --> 00:14:28,675
So, um, Richard told me
424
00:14:28,675 --> 00:14:31,851
that you once
contemplated, uh,
425
00:14:31,851 --> 00:14:36,450
dare I say, attempted suicide?
426
00:14:36,450 --> 00:14:37,757
Richard told you that?
427
00:14:37,757 --> 00:14:39,058
LARRY: Yes. Yes.
We're very close.
428
00:14:39,058 --> 00:14:41,994
I tell him everything.
He tells me everything. Yeah.
429
00:14:41,994 --> 00:14:43,696
Yes, I did, Larry.
430
00:14:43,696 --> 00:14:45,064
Why did you do it?
431
00:14:45,064 --> 00:14:47,300
Oh, it was the whole...
the breakup?
432
00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:49,602
It was a very
emotional time for me.
433
00:14:49,602 --> 00:14:50,803
- I was...
- LARRY: Hmm.
434
00:14:50,803 --> 00:14:52,105
...very much in love with him
435
00:14:52,105 --> 00:14:54,006
- and--
- Him?
436
00:14:54,006 --> 00:14:56,342
- You're Richard's friend?
- Yeah.
437
00:14:56,342 --> 00:14:59,413
And you don't believe anyone
could be in love with him?
438
00:14:59,413 --> 00:15:00,880
No.
439
00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:03,148
Have you ever known love, Larry?
440
00:15:03,148 --> 00:15:05,284
Have you ever known
the loss of a great love?
441
00:15:05,284 --> 00:15:07,652
LARRY: Oh, I've known love
and I've known loss.
442
00:15:07,652 --> 00:15:11,958
2004, Yankees lost the last
four games to the hated Red Sox.
443
00:15:11,958 --> 00:15:13,426
Devastated for weeks.
444
00:15:13,426 --> 00:15:15,662
Felt like killing myself, actually.
445
00:15:15,662 --> 00:15:17,096
Different kind of love, Larry.
446
00:15:17,096 --> 00:15:21,434
And in 1994, of course,
when the Rangers won the Cup.
447
00:15:21,434 --> 00:15:23,970
Come on. Doesn't get
any better than that.
448
00:15:23,970 --> 00:15:26,272
When Messier
lofted that trophy,
449
00:15:26,272 --> 00:15:28,074
I thought my heart
was gonna burst.
450
00:15:28,074 --> 00:15:31,143
Larry, I was in love
with Richard. I made a choice.
451
00:15:31,143 --> 00:15:34,246
I'm-- I-- I was emotionally
distraught.
452
00:15:34,246 --> 00:15:36,583
And, yes, I did attempt suicide.
453
00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:37,784
How did you do it?
454
00:15:37,784 --> 00:15:39,151
I think you're the first person
455
00:15:39,151 --> 00:15:41,054
who has ever asked me
that question, Larry.
456
00:15:41,054 --> 00:15:42,588
- Really?
- So inappropriate.
457
00:15:42,588 --> 00:15:44,557
You know, you're right.
It would be inappropriate,
458
00:15:44,557 --> 00:15:47,626
if in fact the person actually
attempted suicide.
459
00:15:47,626 --> 00:15:50,296
Oh, so you're saying you don't
believe I attempted suicide?
460
00:15:50,296 --> 00:15:51,664
- How'd you do it?
- I don't remember.
461
00:15:51,664 --> 00:15:53,602
- It was long time ago.
- You don't remember?
462
00:15:54,135 --> 00:15:56,135
(STAMMERS) Pills, okay?
463
00:15:56,135 --> 00:15:57,473
What kind of pills?
464
00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:01,105
Pink pills.
465
00:16:01,843 --> 00:16:04,610
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, I'm sure.
466
00:16:04,610 --> 00:16:08,517
♪ (QUIRKY SUSPENSEFUL
MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
467
00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:17,726
Okay.
468
00:16:18,788 --> 00:16:21,430
Tell Richard I'll be in the car.
469
00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:29,768
Hey, what are you doing sitting
with your back to the door?
470
00:16:29,768 --> 00:16:32,837
Because of my fans.
They just swarm all over me.
471
00:16:32,837 --> 00:16:35,441
Really? You're kind of like
a Beatle in a way, aren't you?
472
00:16:35,441 --> 00:16:36,809
- Can you spread that around?
- LARRY: Yeah.
473
00:16:36,809 --> 00:16:39,845
Hey, Cynthia, she's waiting
in the car for you.
474
00:16:39,845 --> 00:16:41,647
What do you mean? No,
she's gonna meet me in here.
475
00:16:41,647 --> 00:16:44,417
No, no. I had a little...
I had a little thing with her.
476
00:16:44,417 --> 00:16:46,252
- What do you mean?
- (LARRY CHUCKLES)
477
00:16:46,252 --> 00:16:49,650
You know, I asked her
about the, uh, the suicide.
478
00:16:49,650 --> 00:16:50,990
RICHARD: Oh, Jesus Christ.
479
00:16:50,990 --> 00:16:52,561
The woman tried to hang herself.
480
00:16:53,361 --> 00:16:55,127
- Oh, she did?
- Yes.
481
00:16:55,127 --> 00:16:56,896
Well, isn't that curious.
482
00:16:56,896 --> 00:17:00,033
'Cause she told me
she took pills.
483
00:17:00,033 --> 00:17:01,733
Well, what's the difference,
pills, hanging?
484
00:17:01,733 --> 00:17:03,202
What's the difference?
What's the difference?
485
00:17:03,202 --> 00:17:04,503
You think somebody
would remember
486
00:17:04,503 --> 00:17:06,071
how they tried
to kill themselves.
487
00:17:06,071 --> 00:17:08,007
Why are you doing this
to me again?
488
00:17:08,007 --> 00:17:09,475
Ruining my potential wives,
489
00:17:09,475 --> 00:17:11,410
ruining my chance
to have children.
490
00:17:11,410 --> 00:17:13,612
- Jeez. Yeah. What?
- I want family.
491
00:17:13,612 --> 00:17:15,614
- How are you gonna do that?
- We'll adopt.
492
00:17:15,614 --> 00:17:17,517
What are you gonna adopt,
a 40-year-old?
493
00:17:17,517 --> 00:17:18,584
Yeah. A doctor.
494
00:17:18,584 --> 00:17:20,553
- LARRY: (LAUGHING) A doctor?
- A doctor or a lawyer.
495
00:17:20,553 --> 00:17:21,755
Good. Good idea.
496
00:17:21,755 --> 00:17:22,788
- Why not?
- Yeah. Why not?
497
00:17:22,788 --> 00:17:24,991
Well, you better go out.
She's waiting in the car.
498
00:17:24,991 --> 00:17:26,295
You better go out.
499
00:17:26,928 --> 00:17:27,961
Oh, God.
500
00:17:27,961 --> 00:17:30,466
♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
501
00:17:31,666 --> 00:17:33,866
Okay. You ready?
502
00:17:33,866 --> 00:17:35,601
(SCOFFS) No.
503
00:17:35,601 --> 00:17:38,971
(CROWD CHEERING)
504
00:17:38,971 --> 00:17:40,539
SUPPORTERS: Justice for Larry!
505
00:17:40,539 --> 00:17:42,978
TED DANSON: (ON MEGAPHONE)
Stop suppressing the vote!
506
00:17:44,078 --> 00:17:45,311
Stop suppressing the vote!
507
00:17:45,311 --> 00:17:47,646
Larry, care to comment
on the trial?
508
00:17:47,646 --> 00:17:49,815
- Can you hear the crowd? Yeah.
- Yes.
509
00:17:49,815 --> 00:17:51,116
Any comment? Larry.
510
00:17:51,116 --> 00:17:53,252
Stop suppressing the vote.
511
00:17:53,252 --> 00:17:55,720
ALL: Stop voter suppression!
512
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:59,325
Stop-- Hold on.
Stop suppressing the vote.
513
00:17:59,325 --> 00:18:00,692
ALL: Stop voter suppression!
514
00:18:00,692 --> 00:18:02,261
- What are you doing?
- What do you mean
what am I doing?
515
00:18:02,261 --> 00:18:03,629
(CHUCKLES) What are you doing?
516
00:18:03,629 --> 00:18:06,365
- I can't sit
this one out, Larry.
- LARRY: Oh, really?
517
00:18:06,365 --> 00:18:09,135
Election Integrity Act?
It's bullshit.
518
00:18:09,135 --> 00:18:10,736
They're stealing votes.
519
00:18:10,736 --> 00:18:14,507
Yeah. You're stealing
the spotlight.
520
00:18:14,507 --> 00:18:16,642
By the way,
why are you telling everybody
521
00:18:16,642 --> 00:18:19,811
- that Cheryl
doesn't like Mexican food?
- (LARRY SCOFFS)
522
00:18:19,811 --> 00:18:22,081
Telling everybody?
What, are you kidding?
523
00:18:22,081 --> 00:18:23,682
I told one person, and so what?
524
00:18:23,682 --> 00:18:25,218
It's not your story
to tell, Larry.
525
00:18:25,218 --> 00:18:27,052
There's no story.
It's not a story.
526
00:18:27,052 --> 00:18:29,355
- What's the shame
in not liking Mexican food?
- Just keep--
527
00:18:29,355 --> 00:18:31,557
- Keep your voice down.
- LARRY: Why is that bad?
528
00:18:31,557 --> 00:18:33,725
Larry, we gotta go. We gotta go.
529
00:18:33,725 --> 00:18:35,027
- TED: Good luck in there.
- LARRY: Yeah.
530
00:18:35,027 --> 00:18:36,129
Hi, Mr. Danson.
531
00:18:36,129 --> 00:18:37,529
♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
532
00:18:37,529 --> 00:18:40,936
- Stop suppressing the vote.
- ALL: Stop voter suppression!
533
00:18:42,170 --> 00:18:43,970
- Earl.
- Morning, Counsel.
534
00:18:43,970 --> 00:18:45,040
Captain.
535
00:18:46,373 --> 00:18:48,107
Oh, my God.
Will you look at this?
536
00:18:48,107 --> 00:18:49,308
No coasters.
537
00:18:49,308 --> 00:18:51,476
(SCOFFS) No coasters.
538
00:18:51,476 --> 00:18:53,445
They want you
to respect the law,
539
00:18:53,445 --> 00:18:56,282
but the law
doesn't respect wood.
540
00:18:56,282 --> 00:18:58,321
You see the irony there?
541
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,085
Hey.
542
00:19:00,085 --> 00:19:01,420
LARRY: Oh, hey.
543
00:19:01,420 --> 00:19:05,461
All rise. The honorable
Judge Whittaker presiding.
544
00:19:07,094 --> 00:19:08,292
Take your seats.
545
00:19:09,463 --> 00:19:11,163
Ready for
your opening statements?
546
00:19:11,163 --> 00:19:12,364
I am, Your Honor.
547
00:19:12,364 --> 00:19:14,133
JUDGE:
Counselor, you may proceed.
548
00:19:14,133 --> 00:19:16,038
My grandfather...
549
00:19:17,171 --> 00:19:19,138
told me we are
a country of laws.
550
00:19:19,138 --> 00:19:20,273
That's all we are.
551
00:19:20,273 --> 00:19:23,208
You may not like
the Election Integrity Act,
552
00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:24,880
but that's not the point.
553
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:28,247
Larry David broke the law.
554
00:19:28,247 --> 00:19:29,448
He's gonna admit that to you
555
00:19:29,448 --> 00:19:31,483
and I'm gonna bring up
a number of witnesses
556
00:19:31,483 --> 00:19:33,722
who are gonna show you
a pattern.
557
00:19:35,556 --> 00:19:37,323
It's not a very nice pattern.
558
00:19:37,323 --> 00:19:40,827
Because Larry David
doesn't respect the law.
559
00:19:40,827 --> 00:19:41,860
He lives outside.
560
00:19:41,860 --> 00:19:45,530
Unrestrained by the guardrails
of human decency.
561
00:19:45,530 --> 00:19:47,300
If we lived
by Larry David's code,
562
00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:48,333
you know what we'd have?
563
00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:50,639
Anarchy.
Who'd like anarchy here?
564
00:19:52,239 --> 00:19:53,306
He'd love it.
565
00:19:53,306 --> 00:19:56,275
Because that man wants
to burn it all down.
566
00:19:56,275 --> 00:19:57,942
(CHUCKLES) I don't know
where he gets that from.
567
00:19:57,942 --> 00:20:01,480
EARL: Now, we have to dig deep
and ask ourselves today
568
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:05,950
whether or not this man
deserves the right
569
00:20:05,950 --> 00:20:10,651
to walk freely among good,
decent, respectable people
570
00:20:10,651 --> 00:20:13,529
like you and me.
571
00:20:15,063 --> 00:20:16,362
JUDGE: Thank you, Counselor.
572
00:20:16,362 --> 00:20:18,164
(WHISPERS) Larry, you fucked!
573
00:20:18,164 --> 00:20:19,364
(WHISPERS) Shut the fuck up.
574
00:20:19,364 --> 00:20:21,200
- This motherfucker's good.
- JUDGE: Ms. Sanders?
575
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:22,605
Yes, Judge.
576
00:20:24,105 --> 00:20:27,672
Did Larry David break the law?
Of course, he did.
577
00:20:27,672 --> 00:20:31,610
And yes, Larry is the one
who's on trial here.
578
00:20:31,610 --> 00:20:36,248
But Larry David is not the one
who should be on trial.
579
00:20:36,248 --> 00:20:38,851
It is this unconscionable,
580
00:20:38,851 --> 00:20:42,554
inhumane law
that should be on trial.
581
00:20:42,554 --> 00:20:45,391
You can't give
another human being water
582
00:20:45,391 --> 00:20:46,892
on a hot day?
583
00:20:46,892 --> 00:20:50,163
The district attorney will say
he broke the law.
584
00:20:50,163 --> 00:20:52,331
Case closed. Simple as that.
585
00:20:52,331 --> 00:20:53,532
(KNOCKS ON DESK)
586
00:20:53,532 --> 00:20:57,702
But what if the law said
that Black people
587
00:20:57,702 --> 00:20:59,238
have to ride
in the back of the bus
588
00:20:59,238 --> 00:21:02,908
or that Jewish people have
to wear stars on their clothes?
589
00:21:02,908 --> 00:21:06,912
- (FLY BUZZING)
- SIBBY: We know this law
is wrong.
590
00:21:06,912 --> 00:21:10,149
Its only purpose is
to scare people off from voting.
591
00:21:10,149 --> 00:21:11,084
(FLY CONTINUES BUZZING)
592
00:21:11,084 --> 00:21:14,020
SIBBY SANDERS: It is an insult
to democracy
593
00:21:14,020 --> 00:21:18,992
and it goes against everything
the Bible tells us,
594
00:21:18,992 --> 00:21:20,729
what our parents taught us.
595
00:21:21,495 --> 00:21:22,898
Ask yourself this...
596
00:21:25,399 --> 00:21:26,732
what would Jesus do
597
00:21:26,732 --> 00:21:30,570
if he saw a line of people
sweltering in the heat,
598
00:21:30,570 --> 00:21:33,639
crying out for water?
599
00:21:33,639 --> 00:21:35,941
- Would you convict Jesus?
- (LOUD THUD)
600
00:21:35,941 --> 00:21:38,277
SIBBY: I think we all know
the answer to that.
601
00:21:38,277 --> 00:21:39,412
(FLY CONTINUES BUZZING)
602
00:21:39,412 --> 00:21:43,115
And if you
wouldn't convict Jesus...
603
00:21:43,115 --> 00:21:44,183
- (BUZZING STOPS)
- LARRY: Ha!
604
00:21:44,183 --> 00:21:47,319
...then you can't convict Larry.
605
00:21:47,319 --> 00:21:49,321
(BUZZING RESUMES)
606
00:21:49,321 --> 00:21:50,556
- (BUZZING STOPS)
- SIBBY: Thank you.
607
00:21:50,556 --> 00:21:52,258
- (JURORS WHISPER)
- JUDGE: Thank you, Ms. Sanders.
608
00:21:52,258 --> 00:21:53,993
- LARRY: Hey.
- We got 'em.
609
00:21:53,993 --> 00:21:56,861
- Good job.
- ♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
610
00:21:56,861 --> 00:21:59,198
JUDGE: Is the state ready
to call its first witness?
611
00:21:59,198 --> 00:22:01,734
The state calls Joe Boccabella.
612
00:22:01,734 --> 00:22:04,103
- Who's Joe Boccabella?
- ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
613
00:22:04,103 --> 00:22:05,071
LARRY: Oh, my God.
614
00:22:05,071 --> 00:22:08,440
That's not Joe Boccabella.
That's Mocha Joe.
615
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:10,442
Mr. Boccabella,
I understand at one point,
616
00:22:10,442 --> 00:22:11,878
you were in the coffee business?
617
00:22:11,878 --> 00:22:14,047
Yes, I was.
It was called Mocha Joe's.
618
00:22:14,047 --> 00:22:14,881
Maybe you heard of it.
619
00:22:14,881 --> 00:22:16,381
Ever have
a problem with anybody?
620
00:22:16,381 --> 00:22:17,616
Not really. Normal stuff.
621
00:22:17,616 --> 00:22:21,320
Until one day
Larry David came in.
622
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:22,556
EARL:
Could you tell us what happened?
623
00:22:22,556 --> 00:22:23,655
He started complaining,
624
00:22:23,655 --> 00:22:25,524
my scones were like muffins,
too soft...
625
00:22:25,524 --> 00:22:26,859
(WHISPERS) Yeah. They were soft.
626
00:22:26,859 --> 00:22:29,095
...my tables were wobbly,
and that my coffee was cold,
627
00:22:29,095 --> 00:22:30,429
which it was not.
628
00:22:30,429 --> 00:22:32,031
- Objection, Your Honor.
Relevance.
- No. Which it was. It was cold.
629
00:22:32,031 --> 00:22:34,667
- Goes to motivation, Your Honor.
- I'll allow it.
630
00:22:34,667 --> 00:22:36,000
EARL: And it ended there?
631
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:39,005
I wish. He came back in
and he said he was opening up
632
00:22:39,005 --> 00:22:41,040
- what he called The Spite Store.
- Oh, here we go.
633
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:43,003
JOE BOCCABELLA:
A coffee shop, right next door
634
00:22:43,003 --> 00:22:44,510
to my store, Mocha Joe's.
635
00:22:44,510 --> 00:22:46,612
He was trying to put me
out of business.
636
00:22:46,612 --> 00:22:48,648
EARL: This almost
sounds fantastical. (CHUCKLING)
637
00:22:48,648 --> 00:22:49,515
It got even worse.
638
00:22:49,515 --> 00:22:51,183
I got a call
in the middle of the night
639
00:22:51,183 --> 00:22:52,851
that Mocha Joe's was on fire.
640
00:22:52,851 --> 00:22:55,120
- ♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- JOE: And when I got there,
he was standing there,
641
00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:56,289
watching my beans burn.
642
00:22:56,289 --> 00:22:58,623
- What did you do?
- (EXPLOSION)
643
00:22:58,623 --> 00:23:00,993
- He burned my beans!
- I didn't burn your beans!
644
00:23:00,993 --> 00:23:01,794
You burned my beans.
645
00:23:01,794 --> 00:23:03,362
Joey Funkhouser started
that fire
646
00:23:03,362 --> 00:23:04,396
with his big new penis.
647
00:23:04,396 --> 00:23:06,299
Mr. David, shut your mouth
648
00:23:06,299 --> 00:23:08,267
or I'll have my bailiff
do it for you.
649
00:23:08,267 --> 00:23:10,636
(SCOFFS) What's he gonna do?
Hit me?
650
00:23:10,636 --> 00:23:12,638
- What are you gonna do?
- ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
651
00:23:12,638 --> 00:23:15,844
EARL: State would like to call
Matsue Takahashi.
652
00:23:18,479 --> 00:23:21,715
Mr. Takahashi,
could you please tell the jury
653
00:23:21,715 --> 00:23:23,315
what your occupation is?
654
00:23:23,315 --> 00:23:24,616
I own the golf club.
655
00:23:24,616 --> 00:23:26,218
How were Larry David's
interactions
656
00:23:26,218 --> 00:23:29,055
- with the other members?
- Oh, he's always disgruntled.
657
00:23:29,055 --> 00:23:32,624
And, also, he never say fore
when he hit the ball.
658
00:23:32,624 --> 00:23:34,593
One time,
he hit a member in the back
659
00:23:34,593 --> 00:23:36,695
- with a golf ball.
- (GOLFER GRUNTS)
660
00:23:36,695 --> 00:23:39,332
- Oh, my God!
- Hey, what the fuck?
661
00:23:39,332 --> 00:23:42,835
And I understand
there was an incident
662
00:23:42,835 --> 00:23:45,171
involving some wildlife
at the club?
663
00:23:45,171 --> 00:23:46,705
Oh, yes.
664
00:23:46,705 --> 00:23:48,140
- (SWAN SQUAWKING)
- MATSUE TAKAHASHI: He killed...
665
00:23:48,140 --> 00:23:51,276
- Hey! Hey! Hey!
- ...my beautiful black swan,
Yoko.
666
00:23:51,276 --> 00:23:53,179
Hey! (SCREAMS)
667
00:23:53,179 --> 00:23:55,347
- (ALL GASP, MURMUR)
- LARRY: The swan attacked me!
668
00:23:55,347 --> 00:23:56,848
It was kill or be killed.
669
00:23:56,848 --> 00:23:58,551
- You're a murderer. Murderer!
- LARRY: It was self-defense.
670
00:23:58,551 --> 00:24:00,123
- (GAVEL BANGS)
- Order!
671
00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:04,390
(SPEAKS JAPANESE)
672
00:24:04,390 --> 00:24:06,225
- ♪ (MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- EARL: The state is honored
673
00:24:06,225 --> 00:24:09,365
to call Lieutenant Colonel
Alexander Vindman.
674
00:24:12,032 --> 00:24:14,566
Lieutenant Colonel Vindman,
I understand you have
675
00:24:14,566 --> 00:24:16,635
a long history
of uncovering corruption.
676
00:24:16,635 --> 00:24:18,203
I reported
President Donald Trump
677
00:24:18,203 --> 00:24:21,707
when he was sitting president
and he attempted to extort,
678
00:24:21,707 --> 00:24:23,775
in a quid pro quo,
President Zelenskyy,
679
00:24:23,775 --> 00:24:25,277
who's now fighting
a war against Russia,
680
00:24:25,277 --> 00:24:27,613
and President Trump
ended up being impeached.
681
00:24:27,613 --> 00:24:30,649
I continue to expose corruption
wherever I find it,
682
00:24:30,649 --> 00:24:32,551
and I will not tolerate
corruption
683
00:24:32,551 --> 00:24:35,187
from Trump, Putin,
or Larry David.
684
00:24:35,187 --> 00:24:36,588
- (ALL GROAN)
- Come on.
685
00:24:36,588 --> 00:24:39,826
- Trump, Putin, and Larry David?
- (ALL WHISPER)
686
00:24:39,826 --> 00:24:41,928
That's an unusual combination.
687
00:24:41,928 --> 00:24:44,530
I overheard Larry David
attempting to bribe
688
00:24:44,530 --> 00:24:46,165
a Santa Monica
city councilwoman.
689
00:24:46,165 --> 00:24:47,332
It was a perfect call.
690
00:24:47,332 --> 00:24:49,401
- A perfect call.
- (GAVEL BANGING)
691
00:24:49,401 --> 00:24:51,605
♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
692
00:24:51,605 --> 00:24:52,871
LARRY: Vindman, Takahashi,
693
00:24:52,871 --> 00:24:55,174
they fly all the way out here
to do that?
694
00:24:55,174 --> 00:24:56,609
They fly to Atlanta?
695
00:24:56,609 --> 00:24:58,143
I don't know.
What are we gonna do?
696
00:24:58,143 --> 00:25:00,279
What am I gonna do?
This is looking bad.
697
00:25:00,279 --> 00:25:02,415
Well, if I think of something,
I'll let you know.
698
00:25:02,415 --> 00:25:03,616
I gotta get going.
699
00:25:03,616 --> 00:25:05,184
Tomorrow's my anniversary
700
00:25:05,184 --> 00:25:08,521
and Susie made these
big dinner plans for us tonight,
701
00:25:08,521 --> 00:25:09,821
fancy restaurant.
702
00:25:09,821 --> 00:25:11,924
And you know what?
I gotta get her a gift.
703
00:25:11,924 --> 00:25:13,225
I don't even know
what the fuck to get her.
704
00:25:13,225 --> 00:25:14,961
Another one? You just got her
a birthday gift.
705
00:25:14,961 --> 00:25:17,061
I know. Yes.
706
00:25:17,061 --> 00:25:20,499
She loved that-- (CHUCKLES)
She loved that salad dressing.
707
00:25:20,499 --> 00:25:22,401
Couldn't get the recipe
from Auntie Rae.
708
00:25:22,401 --> 00:25:25,004
- That'd be a good gift.
- Yeah. That's a great gift.
709
00:25:25,004 --> 00:25:26,606
I know,
but she's not gonna give it out.
710
00:25:26,606 --> 00:25:27,706
She said no.
711
00:25:27,706 --> 00:25:29,175
I'm gonna give it
a little bit of a try.
712
00:25:29,175 --> 00:25:31,747
- LARRY:
What are you talking about?
- Watch a man in action.
713
00:25:32,246 --> 00:25:33,880
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
714
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:36,315
Hey, there. It's Rae's.
How may I help you?
715
00:25:36,315 --> 00:25:38,383
My name is Journey Gunderson.
716
00:25:38,383 --> 00:25:41,520
My wife is in the hospital
717
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:43,923
because of the dressing
on your salad.
718
00:25:43,923 --> 00:25:45,257
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
719
00:25:45,257 --> 00:25:46,859
There are numerous doctors
720
00:25:46,859 --> 00:25:49,161
and we need to know
what's in that dressing.
721
00:25:49,161 --> 00:25:51,931
Mr. Gunderson, we never give
that recipe out, sir.
722
00:25:51,931 --> 00:25:53,833
- You need to let us know.
- (WHIMPERS)
723
00:25:53,833 --> 00:25:55,801
Oh, that's her.
She's in so much pain.
724
00:25:55,801 --> 00:25:57,169
(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Ah!
Journey!
725
00:25:57,169 --> 00:25:59,872
JEFF: The doctors need to know
the specific ingredients.
726
00:25:59,872 --> 00:26:01,640
- LARRY: (OVER PHONE) Journey!
- I'm-- I'm-- I'm--
727
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:04,476
I'm sorry. Mr. McGunderman,
is that your wife?
728
00:26:04,476 --> 00:26:05,912
JEFF: That was Karen Gunderson.
729
00:26:05,912 --> 00:26:07,446
She's all catawampus.
730
00:26:07,446 --> 00:26:10,049
- I'm sorry. All kind of what?
- JEFF: Catawampus.
731
00:26:10,049 --> 00:26:13,752
Wampus? What the heck is wampus,
Mr. Gurney Manunderson?
732
00:26:13,752 --> 00:26:16,116
- (EXCLAIMS)
- AUNTIE RAE: Hang in there.
733
00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:17,056
Uh, Karen Gunderson,
734
00:26:17,056 --> 00:26:19,325
honey, me and your husband,
Gurney Germerny,
735
00:26:19,325 --> 00:26:20,654
we gon' get you better, baby.
736
00:26:20,654 --> 00:26:22,762
Now, listen here.
It's a tablespoon of vinegar.
737
00:26:22,762 --> 00:26:24,363
One tablespoon vinegar.
738
00:26:24,363 --> 00:26:26,933
And I use, yeah, three teaspoons
739
00:26:26,933 --> 00:26:28,868
- of the olive oil.
- Yeah.
740
00:26:28,868 --> 00:26:30,269
AUNTIE RAE:
And some clove garlic.
741
00:26:30,269 --> 00:26:33,372
And I use a half a teaspoon
of Dijon mustard, a dollop...
742
00:26:33,372 --> 00:26:37,380
- ♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- SUSIE: What is this?
743
00:26:37,746 --> 00:26:39,277
(BOTH GASP)
744
00:26:39,277 --> 00:26:41,280
- Auntie Rae's salad dressing.
- LARRY: (MOCKINGLY)
Auntie Rae's salad dressing.
745
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:44,417
Aw, that is so thoughtful.
How'd you get this?
746
00:26:44,417 --> 00:26:46,285
Love finds a way.
747
00:26:46,285 --> 00:26:48,321
Oh, baby doll.
748
00:26:48,321 --> 00:26:50,823
But, wait. There's more.
749
00:26:50,823 --> 00:26:52,224
- More? More?
- JEFF: Oh, more.
750
00:26:52,224 --> 00:26:54,727
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Happy anniversary.
751
00:26:54,727 --> 00:26:56,696
- What is this?
- What? What-- What is this?
752
00:26:56,696 --> 00:26:58,163
(GASPS) It's a recipe.
753
00:26:58,163 --> 00:26:59,798
- Oh, the recipe!
- SUSIE: It's the recipe
for the salad dressing.
754
00:26:59,798 --> 00:27:01,533
- (BABBLES) You got the recipe.
- SUSIE: Oh, my God.
755
00:27:01,533 --> 00:27:04,669
- How did you get
the fucking recipe?
- It's the recipe.
756
00:27:04,669 --> 00:27:07,273
This is the best gift
you've ever given.
757
00:27:07,273 --> 00:27:10,076
Better than any kind
of poem or sonnet.
758
00:27:10,076 --> 00:27:12,444
You're the best husband
in the whole world.
759
00:27:12,444 --> 00:27:14,279
What about this young man
760
00:27:14,279 --> 00:27:17,549
- from Chicago, huh?
- Mm-hmm. Oh, I love this.
761
00:27:17,549 --> 00:27:18,750
- (LEON CHUCKLES)
- Look at this.
762
00:27:18,750 --> 00:27:20,953
- Oh. Hi, Leon.
- LARRY: Oh, boy.
Look who's here.
763
00:27:20,953 --> 00:27:22,721
- LEON: You know what it is.
- Yeah, what?
764
00:27:22,721 --> 00:27:23,957
That motherfucking Seinfeld,
man.
765
00:27:23,957 --> 00:27:25,090
I've been catching up
on that shit.
766
00:27:25,090 --> 00:27:26,725
Binge watching
that bullshit, man.
767
00:27:26,725 --> 00:27:28,994
Oh, yeah? What do you--
What do you think?
768
00:27:28,994 --> 00:27:31,163
Man, this goddamn Kramer, man,
he's too much, man.
769
00:27:31,163 --> 00:27:33,565
Walk into your fucking house
unannounced and shit.
770
00:27:33,565 --> 00:27:35,662
- Yeah.
- You might as well take off
the fucking door
771
00:27:35,662 --> 00:27:37,036
and put a fucking saloon door
on that bitch.
772
00:27:37,036 --> 00:27:38,271
- (LAUGHS)
- LEON: You know what I'm saying?
773
00:27:38,271 --> 00:27:40,005
This motherfucker
just walking in when he want to.
774
00:27:40,005 --> 00:27:42,208
- (LAUGHS)
- So what's gonna happen today?
775
00:27:42,208 --> 00:27:43,509
Is it gonna be better
than yesterday?
776
00:27:43,509 --> 00:27:45,577
'Cause yesterday was a disaster.
777
00:27:45,577 --> 00:27:47,446
- I mean, a disaster.
- (EXHALES) Yeah.
778
00:27:47,446 --> 00:27:49,649
I think this judge really
has it in for me.
779
00:27:49,649 --> 00:27:51,016
He really does.
780
00:27:51,016 --> 00:27:52,986
- What's it gonna be?
- I don't know.
781
00:27:52,986 --> 00:27:55,549
Anything you could do about it?
What? What?
782
00:27:55,549 --> 00:27:57,860
- I don't know.
- You know what you need?
783
00:27:59,093 --> 00:28:01,293
- Sympathy.
- Oh, really?
784
00:28:01,293 --> 00:28:04,196
Let me tell you a little story
about Horsecock Williams.
785
00:28:04,196 --> 00:28:05,799
This motherfucker's always
in trouble.
786
00:28:05,799 --> 00:28:07,503
Always in fucking court.
787
00:28:08,102 --> 00:28:09,768
Know what he fucking does?
788
00:28:09,768 --> 00:28:12,238
He'll come in the courtroom
in a wheelchair.
789
00:28:12,238 --> 00:28:15,440
And he rolls in there slow
and fucking shaking and shit.
790
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:18,277
Everybody's like,
"Oh, my God. That poor man."
791
00:28:18,277 --> 00:28:21,680
The judge is touched.
The bailiff is touched.
792
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:23,916
Sketch artist
is fucking bawling so bad
793
00:28:23,916 --> 00:28:25,817
that the sketch is blurry.
794
00:28:25,817 --> 00:28:29,523
And that motherfucker wins
every fucking time.
795
00:28:29,523 --> 00:28:31,390
This motherfucker wins.
796
00:28:31,390 --> 00:28:33,527
He is a sympathy snatcher.
797
00:28:33,527 --> 00:28:34,360
Wow.
798
00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:35,961
LEON:
Horsecock is fucking amazing.
799
00:28:35,961 --> 00:28:39,030
He had an idea about
getting wheelchair hookers,
800
00:28:39,030 --> 00:28:40,665
put 'em out on the street
and shit. You know what I mean?
801
00:28:40,665 --> 00:28:43,369
Have you ever had sex
with a woman in a wheelchair?
'Cause I have.
802
00:28:43,369 --> 00:28:45,972
Have you ever tapped some ass
on crutches?
803
00:28:45,972 --> 00:28:48,207
You ever crutch fuck? (LAUGHS)
804
00:28:48,207 --> 00:28:50,209
That's like fucking an animal
805
00:28:50,209 --> 00:28:52,311
'cause the crutches
are an extra set of legs.
806
00:28:52,311 --> 00:28:55,347
- (LAUGHS)
- Shit. Break that ass off, huh?
807
00:28:55,347 --> 00:28:57,150
- (SUSIE GROANS)
- LEON: Wheelchair hookers,
808
00:28:57,150 --> 00:28:59,653
there's a market
for every fucking thing.
809
00:28:59,653 --> 00:29:00,886
♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
810
00:29:00,886 --> 00:29:03,021
LEON: He always had great ideas
and shit.
811
00:29:03,021 --> 00:29:06,358
Motherfucker's innovative.
Horsecock is fucking amazing.
812
00:29:06,358 --> 00:29:09,428
Day two of the trial is underway
and it's up to the jury
813
00:29:09,428 --> 00:29:12,131
to decide
what kind of man Larry David is.
814
00:29:12,131 --> 00:29:15,434
We're expecting even more
witnesses from the prosecution.
815
00:29:15,434 --> 00:29:18,103
SUPPORTERS: (CHANTING)
Free Larry. Free Larry.
816
00:29:18,103 --> 00:29:19,633
Jurors, I wanna remind you
817
00:29:19,633 --> 00:29:21,741
not to discuss
this case with anyone
818
00:29:21,741 --> 00:29:23,408
until deliberations begin.
819
00:29:23,408 --> 00:29:26,179
You'll have an opportunity
to deliberate--
820
00:29:26,179 --> 00:29:28,414
- (DOOR OPENS)
- SUSIE:
Get your fucking hands off me.
821
00:29:28,414 --> 00:29:32,916
I got it. I got it.
I'm fine. I'm not helpless.
822
00:29:33,488 --> 00:29:34,586
(GASPS)
823
00:29:34,586 --> 00:29:38,157
Oh, my God. Look at this.
She came, she came.
824
00:29:38,157 --> 00:29:41,226
- Oh, you're here.
- CHERYL: What is going on?
825
00:29:41,226 --> 00:29:43,029
- LARRY: Honey. You came.
- Yeah.
826
00:29:43,029 --> 00:29:45,131
- I'm here.
- Look, look, look, look.
827
00:29:45,131 --> 00:29:47,299
- Honey's here.
- (CHUCKLES)
828
00:29:47,299 --> 00:29:50,069
Why didn't you tell me?
I would've carried you
up the steps.
829
00:29:50,069 --> 00:29:53,373
- It's fine. It's fine.
- Oh. (KISSES)
830
00:29:53,373 --> 00:29:56,108
Oh, oh, oh.
831
00:29:56,108 --> 00:29:59,546
Such a brave girl.
Oh, my God, what a surprise.
832
00:29:59,546 --> 00:30:00,780
Who is that?
833
00:30:00,780 --> 00:30:01,914
Just go with it.
834
00:30:01,914 --> 00:30:03,282
Are you through?
May we continue?
835
00:30:03,282 --> 00:30:05,851
I'm sorry, Your Honor.
My sweetheart just arrived.
836
00:30:05,851 --> 00:30:07,519
She got hit by a bus
a few months ago
837
00:30:07,519 --> 00:30:09,955
{\an8}and she was lying on the ground,
I rushed over.
838
00:30:09,955 --> 00:30:12,058
I gave her
mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
839
00:30:12,058 --> 00:30:15,360
And I carried her to my car.
Not that easy.
840
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,730
Took her to the hospital,
we fell in love
841
00:30:17,730 --> 00:30:19,165
and I moved to Pacoima
to be with her.
842
00:30:19,165 --> 00:30:20,366
And look at her, the poor thing.
843
00:30:20,366 --> 00:30:22,234
I saved her life.
Tell-- Tell him I saved--
844
00:30:22,234 --> 00:30:24,403
- You just told him.
- (HESITATES)
845
00:30:24,403 --> 00:30:25,939
- Yeah, we're in love.
- LARRY: Yeah.
846
00:30:25,939 --> 00:30:28,641
He's great.
He's a... He's a wonderful man.
847
00:30:28,641 --> 00:30:29,976
And the... the animals...
848
00:30:29,976 --> 00:30:31,410
- Oh, oh! Oh.
- LARRY: Oh, yeah.
849
00:30:31,410 --> 00:30:34,247
- He works in an animal shelter.
- The animal shelter. Yeah, yeah.
850
00:30:34,247 --> 00:30:36,481
- And the kids...
- And, uh-- Oh, the disable--
851
00:30:36,481 --> 00:30:38,184
- He works with disabled kids.
- LARRY: Disabled kids.
852
00:30:38,184 --> 00:30:40,152
Oh, he walks in, "Larry's here!"
853
00:30:40,152 --> 00:30:42,188
They'd all jump up
if they could jump.
854
00:30:42,188 --> 00:30:44,223
{\an8}All right, enough. Uh, please.
855
00:30:44,223 --> 00:30:46,659
{\an8}Uh, prosecution, you got
any more witnesses to call?
856
00:30:46,659 --> 00:30:48,928
{\an8}Yes. We would like to call, uh,
857
00:30:48,928 --> 00:30:51,097
witness Rachel Heineman, please.
858
00:30:51,097 --> 00:30:54,133
♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
859
00:30:54,133 --> 00:30:56,302
EARL: Could you please state
your name for the record?
860
00:30:56,302 --> 00:30:59,371
Rachel Raheli Shuli
Hamda Sarala Heineman.
861
00:30:59,371 --> 00:31:01,134
And how do you know
the defendant?
862
00:31:01,134 --> 00:31:04,944
I was unfortunate enough to be
on a ski lift with the accused.
863
00:31:04,944 --> 00:31:06,045
And for some reason,
864
00:31:06,045 --> 00:31:08,481
Hashem decided
to stop the ski lift
865
00:31:08,481 --> 00:31:10,082
as shkiyat hachamah,
that's sundown,
866
00:31:10,082 --> 00:31:11,583
was approaching,
and as a woman,
867
00:31:11,583 --> 00:31:13,486
I'm not allowed
to be with a man after sundown.
868
00:31:13,486 --> 00:31:15,722
- ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- RACHEL: So I informed him...
869
00:31:15,722 --> 00:31:16,983
Somebody's gonna have to jump.
870
00:31:16,983 --> 00:31:19,391
- To which he said...
- What, are you fucking nuts?
871
00:31:19,391 --> 00:31:20,827
RACHEL: And so I was forced...
872
00:31:20,827 --> 00:31:21,660
(SCREAMS)
873
00:31:21,660 --> 00:31:23,796
- ...to jump 45 feet.
- (BODY THUDS)
874
00:31:23,796 --> 00:31:26,633
I broke both my knees,
my ankles.
875
00:31:26,633 --> 00:31:28,000
I put together a little diagram.
876
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,902
- I'm still traumatized.
- (INDISTINCT MURMURING)
877
00:31:29,902 --> 00:31:31,736
- (WHISPERS) Yeah.
- ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
878
00:31:31,736 --> 00:31:36,643
Larry David pissed on a portrait
of Jesus Christ in my home.
879
00:31:36,643 --> 00:31:37,942
- (ALL GASP, MURMUR)
- What?
880
00:31:37,942 --> 00:31:39,646
- ♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- MAUREEN: He tinkled on it.
881
00:31:39,646 --> 00:31:40,813
- He sprayed Jesus.
- Oh!
882
00:31:40,813 --> 00:31:43,282
- MAUREEN: And not just a little.
- ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
883
00:31:43,282 --> 00:31:46,050
He came to our restaurant.
He screamed.
884
00:31:46,549 --> 00:31:47,420
(IMITATES JAPANESE)
885
00:31:47,420 --> 00:31:56,061
- (SHOUTS IN JAPANESE)
- (IMITATES JAPANESE)
886
00:31:56,061 --> 00:31:59,032
(SHOUTS IN JAPANESE)
887
00:31:59,032 --> 00:32:02,730
Larry David is a sad senior
888
00:32:02,730 --> 00:32:04,870
with long balls
and mental issues.
889
00:32:04,870 --> 00:32:08,141
You've seen the big piles
of shoes in a Holocaust museum.
890
00:32:08,141 --> 00:32:10,710
What kind of monster
takes some of those shoes
891
00:32:10,710 --> 00:32:12,577
out of there and wears them?
892
00:32:12,577 --> 00:32:14,346
- (JURORS GASP)
- IRMA KOSTROSKI:
Who can do that?
893
00:32:14,346 --> 00:32:15,981
What kind of guy is Larry David?
894
00:32:15,981 --> 00:32:18,351
He's the kind of man
who carelessly,
895
00:32:18,351 --> 00:32:21,887
maybe even maliciously,
had me drink from his glass
896
00:32:21,887 --> 00:32:23,155
and gave me COVID.
897
00:32:23,155 --> 00:32:24,990
- (INDISTINCT MURMURING)
- (SCOFFS) He gave me COVID.
898
00:32:24,990 --> 00:32:27,126
- Bullshit.
- Ruining the biggest night of my
899
00:32:27,126 --> 00:32:28,828
and some of my fans' lives.
900
00:32:28,828 --> 00:32:30,096
And he doesn't give a damn.
901
00:32:30,096 --> 00:32:32,698
And I still can't smell
a fucking thing.
902
00:32:32,698 --> 00:32:35,067
- ♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- EARL: State would like to call
903
00:32:35,067 --> 00:32:37,336
- Tara Michaelson.
- (WHISPERS) Who's that?
904
00:32:37,336 --> 00:32:39,004
- (WHISPERS) I don't know.
- EARL: Ms. Michaelson,
905
00:32:39,004 --> 00:32:42,307
how many years of therapy
have you had?
906
00:32:42,307 --> 00:32:44,877
I started therapy
when I was about nine.
907
00:32:44,877 --> 00:32:46,545
So, um, 21 years.
908
00:32:46,545 --> 00:32:49,415
And is there
one particular incident?
909
00:32:49,415 --> 00:32:51,550
When I was
about eight years old,
910
00:32:51,550 --> 00:32:53,485
I went with my parents
to a movie premiere.
911
00:32:53,485 --> 00:32:55,288
And right before
the movie started,
912
00:32:55,288 --> 00:32:58,925
I went by myself
to the women's restroom.
913
00:32:58,925 --> 00:33:01,294
And I found
Larry standing there.
914
00:33:01,294 --> 00:33:03,663
- Hello.
- Thank you
for fixing Judy's hair.
915
00:33:03,663 --> 00:33:04,997
Oh, you're welcome.
916
00:33:04,997 --> 00:33:06,802
TARA MICHAELSON:
He gave me a hug.
917
00:33:08,302 --> 00:33:10,569
Mommy! Mommy!
That bald man's in the bathroom
918
00:33:10,569 --> 00:33:13,072
and there's something hard
in his pants.
919
00:33:13,072 --> 00:33:14,907
(ALL GASP)
920
00:33:14,907 --> 00:33:16,309
EARL:
Thank you, Ms. Michaelson.
921
00:33:16,309 --> 00:33:19,412
I believe the prosecution rests,
Your Honor.
922
00:33:19,412 --> 00:33:21,480
{\an8}The defense will now call
their first witness, please.
923
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:23,950
Yes, Your Honor,
I'd like to call Rae Black.
924
00:33:23,950 --> 00:33:26,585
♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
925
00:33:26,585 --> 00:33:27,853
LEON:
That's my auntie right there.
926
00:33:27,853 --> 00:33:30,355
She carries candy in her bra.
If we're all lucky,
927
00:33:30,355 --> 00:33:31,923
we're gonna get
some of that titty-taffy.
928
00:33:31,923 --> 00:33:35,228
I'm so glad she's here.
So far, it's been a disaster.
929
00:33:35,228 --> 00:33:37,396
(SCOFFS)
It was supposed to be so easy.
930
00:33:37,396 --> 00:33:39,635
Now, it's all gone catawampus.
931
00:33:44,573 --> 00:33:45,908
(SIGHS)
932
00:33:47,676 --> 00:33:49,312
- What was that?
- Ah!
933
00:33:50,444 --> 00:33:51,780
CHERYL: What is happening?
934
00:33:55,249 --> 00:33:56,348
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
935
00:33:56,348 --> 00:33:58,518
SIBBY: Mrs. Black,
Larry David gave you water
936
00:33:58,518 --> 00:33:59,552
on that hot day.
937
00:33:59,552 --> 00:34:01,453
But it's not the first time
he took care of you.
938
00:34:01,453 --> 00:34:04,056
He took you and your family
in after Hurricane Katrina.
939
00:34:04,056 --> 00:34:06,491
Well, his wife did.
940
00:34:06,491 --> 00:34:09,195
But you did live with him
for quite some time.
941
00:34:09,195 --> 00:34:10,229
It's true.
942
00:34:10,229 --> 00:34:14,433
Long enough for him
to use the N-word around me.
943
00:34:14,433 --> 00:34:16,836
- (ALL GASP, MURMUR)
- He did that shit.
944
00:34:16,836 --> 00:34:18,237
- What?
- And long enough for him
945
00:34:18,237 --> 00:34:22,107
to hug me and have a hard-on,
an erection that he
946
00:34:22,107 --> 00:34:24,209
- was rubbing all up against me.
- We don't need
to talk about that.
947
00:34:24,209 --> 00:34:26,079
AUNTIE RAE:
And the last time I saw him,
948
00:34:26,079 --> 00:34:28,513
he was carting around
a Black lawn jockey.
949
00:34:28,513 --> 00:34:29,981
- Move to strike, Your Honor.
- No, no, no.
950
00:34:29,981 --> 00:34:32,451
- That's her witness, Your Honor.
- Denied. It's your witness,
951
00:34:32,451 --> 00:34:33,719
you're stuck
with the answers she give.
952
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:35,758
Why is she doing this
to you, Larr?
953
00:34:36,424 --> 00:34:37,556
And another thing.
954
00:34:37,556 --> 00:34:40,126
No, no, no.
No further questions.
955
00:34:40,126 --> 00:34:41,522
JUDGE: Thank you, Ms. Sanders.
956
00:34:41,522 --> 00:34:42,731
What the hell?
957
00:34:43,932 --> 00:34:47,166
You sons of bitches. It was you!
958
00:34:47,166 --> 00:34:50,135
I know it was you,
Bernie Bonderman,
959
00:34:50,135 --> 00:34:52,537
and you, Karen Bonderman,
960
00:34:52,537 --> 00:34:55,540
- trying to steal my recipe.
- (ALL GASP)
961
00:34:55,540 --> 00:34:58,310
- AUNTIE RAE: How could you?
- You stole that recipe, Jeff?
962
00:34:58,310 --> 00:34:59,974
(HESITATES) No.
963
00:34:59,974 --> 00:35:01,680
- You stole the recipe?
- No, I didn't--
964
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,415
- Fuck you, Larry David.
- (GAVEL BANGS)
965
00:35:03,415 --> 00:35:05,684
- Ms. Black--
- And fuck
your monkey ass-friend...
966
00:35:05,684 --> 00:35:07,553
- JUDGE: Miss--
- ...Bashiba Munderman.
967
00:35:07,553 --> 00:35:09,789
Ms. Black, I will have order
in this court.
968
00:35:09,789 --> 00:35:12,158
You know what, fuck it!
969
00:35:12,158 --> 00:35:14,560
- You lying piece of shit, Jeff.
- (ALL GASP)
970
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:18,563
That is the lowest form
of anything I've ever heard.
971
00:35:18,563 --> 00:35:20,967
- Stealing a fucking
anniversary gift.
- (GROANS)
972
00:35:20,967 --> 00:35:22,401
Take that recipe, Jeff,
973
00:35:22,401 --> 00:35:24,999
and shove it up
your fat fucking ass.
974
00:35:24,999 --> 00:35:26,505
- (JEFF GROANS)
- (INDISTINCT MURMURING)
975
00:35:26,505 --> 00:35:29,709
- (DOOR CLOSES)
- Oh, my God. She's walking.
976
00:35:29,709 --> 00:35:31,810
She's walking!
977
00:35:31,810 --> 00:35:35,647
It's a miracle. It's a--
Look, it's just a miracle.
978
00:35:35,647 --> 00:35:39,018
How did she do it?
I can't even believe it.
979
00:35:39,018 --> 00:35:40,252
- Walking.
- Order.
980
00:35:40,252 --> 00:35:42,588
- She's walking. Oh. Oh.
- JUDGE: Mr. David.
981
00:35:42,588 --> 00:35:44,523
- Mr. David.
- Oh. She's walking.
982
00:35:44,523 --> 00:35:46,887
- JUDGE: That's enough,
Mr. David.
- (WHIMPERS)
983
00:35:46,887 --> 00:35:49,028
♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
984
00:35:49,028 --> 00:35:50,196
JUDGE: Pick this up tomorrow.
985
00:35:50,196 --> 00:35:52,363
- This day is over.
- (GAVEL BANGS)
986
00:35:52,363 --> 00:35:55,533
MIKA: (OVER TV)
Massive protests outside
the Atlanta courthouse today,
987
00:35:55,533 --> 00:35:59,304
- including multiple
Emmy-winning actor Ted Danson.
- Stop voter suppression!
988
00:35:59,304 --> 00:36:00,872
These are a little tight.
989
00:36:00,872 --> 00:36:04,947
- (SUPPORTERS CHEERING)
- There you go. Freedom to vote.
990
00:36:06,514 --> 00:36:09,415
{\an8}-Maybe Ted Danson gives a damn
about democracy...
- Yeah.
991
00:36:09,415 --> 00:36:11,516
{\an8}...that's why people love him.
992
00:36:11,516 --> 00:36:14,453
{\an8}That's why people respect him.
Mika...
993
00:36:14,453 --> 00:36:15,887
{\an8}-I know.
- That's why the guy's my hero.
994
00:36:15,887 --> 00:36:18,624
{\an8}-Yeah. He's an amazing actor.
- Oh, I love you, guys.
995
00:36:18,624 --> 00:36:20,925
{\an8}No, no, don't,
don't touch the hair.
996
00:36:20,925 --> 00:36:25,464
{\an8}What if Ted Danson had given
that woman in the line water,
997
00:36:25,464 --> 00:36:26,932
{\an8}instead of Larry David?
998
00:36:26,932 --> 00:36:28,834
- I think everything
would be different, right?
- (SCOFFS)
999
00:36:28,834 --> 00:36:30,397
- Larr!
- WILLIE GEIST: (ON TV) Yeah.
Likability, certainly...
1000
00:36:30,397 --> 00:36:33,106
- LARRY: Hey, you made it. Oh!
- Look at you. Oh, my God.
1001
00:36:33,106 --> 00:36:35,441
- Hey.
- Oh, my God.
1002
00:36:35,441 --> 00:36:37,909
It's a bottle of water.
I mean, it's not your fault.
1003
00:36:37,909 --> 00:36:40,647
- Exactly. I didn't do anything.
- Pure, decent human being
1004
00:36:40,647 --> 00:36:41,913
is all you're trying to be.
1005
00:36:41,913 --> 00:36:43,582
- Let that be a lesson to me.
- JERRY SEINFELD: Right.
1006
00:36:43,582 --> 00:36:45,484
So, how are you getting
through this?
1007
00:36:45,484 --> 00:36:47,353
You're sitting in court all day?
1008
00:36:47,353 --> 00:36:49,255
- Yeah.
- Well, what do you think about?
1009
00:36:49,255 --> 00:36:51,723
- Let me give you a hypothetical.
- Okay.
1010
00:36:51,723 --> 00:36:54,393
Suppose you're friends
with someone
1011
00:36:54,393 --> 00:36:55,727
- who's in the circus.
- Sure.
1012
00:36:55,727 --> 00:36:57,662
- LARRY: He knows
the bearded lady very well.
- Okay.
1013
00:36:57,662 --> 00:36:59,632
And you go to the performance
at the Garden, he says,
1014
00:36:59,632 --> 00:37:02,901
"Hey, the bearded lady's having
a little shindig,
1015
00:37:02,901 --> 00:37:04,636
- why don't you join us?"
- A little get-together.
1016
00:37:04,636 --> 00:37:06,672
You go to
the bearded lady's apartment.
1017
00:37:06,672 --> 00:37:08,874
- It's a normal apartment.
- Nothing freakish.
1018
00:37:08,874 --> 00:37:10,304
- No, nothing freakish at all.
- JERRY: Yeah.
1019
00:37:10,304 --> 00:37:11,845
You wouldn't know you were
in a freak's apartment.
1020
00:37:11,845 --> 00:37:12,873
- JERRY: No.
- Okay.
1021
00:37:12,873 --> 00:37:15,080
Now, you see this picture.
1022
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:17,083
- This gorgeous woman.
- Yeah.
1023
00:37:17,083 --> 00:37:20,519
And your friend says to you,
"That's the bearded lady."
1024
00:37:20,519 --> 00:37:22,921
- She has no beard.
- Clean-shaven bearded lady.
1025
00:37:22,921 --> 00:37:26,625
She's quitting the circus.
She's got a big crush on you.
1026
00:37:26,625 --> 00:37:28,794
- Really?
- She'd love to go out with you.
1027
00:37:28,794 --> 00:37:30,362
- She's gonna start shaving.
- JERRY: Really?
1028
00:37:30,362 --> 00:37:32,664
- But at the party
when we're there...
- (CHUCKLES) At the party.
1029
00:37:32,664 --> 00:37:34,500
- ...she's got the beard on.
- LARRY: She's got the beard on.
1030
00:37:34,500 --> 00:37:36,169
- Rabbinical?
- Very rabbinical.
1031
00:37:36,169 --> 00:37:37,870
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah. Wow.
1032
00:37:37,870 --> 00:37:39,739
Yeah. Any interest?
1033
00:37:39,739 --> 00:37:41,506
- She's sexy.
- LARRY: Everything.
1034
00:37:41,506 --> 00:37:43,076
- Charming.
- Got it all.
1035
00:37:43,076 --> 00:37:44,310
- Wow.
- The kind of woman
1036
00:37:44,310 --> 00:37:45,644
- you used to dream about...
- JERRY: Yeah.
1037
00:37:45,644 --> 00:37:47,746
- ...when you were a teenager.
- JERRY: Yeah.
1038
00:37:47,746 --> 00:37:50,549
- Fly in the ointment, though.
- (LAUGHS) Yeah.
1039
00:37:50,549 --> 00:37:53,419
And this is a big fly,
and he's alive.
1040
00:37:53,419 --> 00:37:54,753
What's the worst
that could happen?
1041
00:37:54,753 --> 00:37:57,290
The worst that could happen
is it's a paper napkin...
1042
00:37:57,290 --> 00:37:58,790
- (LARRY LAUGHS)
- ...and she wipes her mouth,
1043
00:37:58,790 --> 00:38:01,527
and, uh, there's some--
part of it snags.
1044
00:38:01,527 --> 00:38:03,629
Is there
a Fred Flintstone kind of line?
1045
00:38:03,629 --> 00:38:04,931
- No, there's no line.
- JERRY: No line?
1046
00:38:04,931 --> 00:38:06,865
No, there's no line.
She gets a good shave.
1047
00:38:06,865 --> 00:38:08,967
- Electric or blade?
- Blade. She shaves every day.
1048
00:38:08,967 --> 00:38:11,503
But at the end of the day,
she's five o'clock shadow lady.
1049
00:38:11,503 --> 00:38:13,133
She'll shave twice a day
for you.
1050
00:38:13,133 --> 00:38:15,140
What if I happen
to be home at 4:30?
1051
00:38:15,140 --> 00:38:16,375
Guess who's on the ledge.
1052
00:38:16,375 --> 00:38:20,679
- (BOTH LAUGH)
- ♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
1053
00:38:20,679 --> 00:38:22,815
{\an8}Today, Larry David
will take the stand,
1054
00:38:22,815 --> 00:38:24,751
{\an8}and he will get a chance
to explain
1055
00:38:24,751 --> 00:38:26,518
{\an8}his motivations on election day.
1056
00:38:26,518 --> 00:38:28,753
{\an8}And defend himself
from the accusations
1057
00:38:28,753 --> 00:38:31,057
{\an8}hurled at him
by yesterday's witnesses.
1058
00:38:31,057 --> 00:38:36,728
{\an8}Larry David... (SPEAKS SPANISH)
1059
00:38:36,728 --> 00:38:38,730
{\an8}Mr. David has got
his work cut out for him,
1060
00:38:38,730 --> 00:38:41,633
the picture that's been painted
by the prosecution so far
1061
00:38:41,633 --> 00:38:44,769
is that of a petty, conniving,
and, frankly,
1062
00:38:44,769 --> 00:38:46,639
- spiteful man.
- ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
1063
00:38:46,639 --> 00:38:49,003
SIBBY: And how hot was it
that day?
1064
00:38:49,003 --> 00:38:50,176
- It was a scorcher.
- Mm.
1065
00:38:50,176 --> 00:38:52,678
Even I was sweating,
and let me tell you something,
1066
00:38:52,678 --> 00:38:54,447
I don't sweat,
it's the craziest thing.
1067
00:38:54,447 --> 00:38:56,777
Like I could be playing
basketball in the summer,
1068
00:38:56,777 --> 00:38:57,716
I won't sweat.
1069
00:38:57,716 --> 00:39:00,519
You know,
occasionally for some reason,
1070
00:39:00,519 --> 00:39:02,687
I'll sweat during intercourse
sometimes, which is odd.
1071
00:39:02,687 --> 00:39:05,758
- You know, all of a sudden,
"Oh, I'm sweating!" You know?
- He needs to stop talking.
1072
00:39:05,758 --> 00:39:09,361
And how long
was the line to vote?
1073
00:39:09,361 --> 00:39:10,829
LARRY: It was really long.
1074
00:39:10,829 --> 00:39:15,634
All those people
having to wait in the hot sun.
1075
00:39:15,634 --> 00:39:18,338
- No trees.
- ♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
1076
00:39:18,338 --> 00:39:19,539
No grass.
1077
00:39:19,539 --> 00:39:21,507
And was there any shade?
1078
00:39:21,507 --> 00:39:23,879
(IMITATES SOBBING) No shade.
1079
00:39:28,016 --> 00:39:32,751
I know I speak
for Ms. Black and all of us
1080
00:39:32,751 --> 00:39:35,121
when I say thank you
for your actions.
1081
00:39:35,121 --> 00:39:37,790
Oh, God bless you.
1082
00:39:37,790 --> 00:39:39,595
And may God bless us all.
1083
00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:48,032
- Yes. Yes.
- JUDGE: Thank you, Ms. Sanders.
1084
00:39:48,032 --> 00:39:51,238
- Prosecution, you got a cross?
- EARL: Yes, Your Honor.
1085
00:39:51,238 --> 00:39:52,271
Proceed.
1086
00:39:52,271 --> 00:39:53,939
Let's talk about laws,
Mr. David.
1087
00:39:53,939 --> 00:39:55,575
Do you ever remember
taking anything
1088
00:39:55,575 --> 00:39:56,876
that didn't belong to you?
1089
00:39:56,876 --> 00:39:58,611
You ever remember
stealing anything?
1090
00:39:58,611 --> 00:40:00,479
- No. No.
- EARL: No?
1091
00:40:00,479 --> 00:40:02,682
- You don't remember
taking flowers...
- No.
1092
00:40:02,682 --> 00:40:04,250
- ...from a dead woman's...
- No.
1093
00:40:04,250 --> 00:40:05,654
...memorial?
1094
00:40:06,353 --> 00:40:08,555
♪ (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
1095
00:40:08,555 --> 00:40:11,990
LARRY: Oh, that? Well...
1096
00:40:11,990 --> 00:40:16,199
Do you remember taking
a golf club out of a coffin?
1097
00:40:18,065 --> 00:40:19,698
LARRY: (SCOFFS)
It was my 5-wood.
1098
00:40:19,698 --> 00:40:21,934
EARL: You pried the club
out of a dead man's hand?
1099
00:40:21,934 --> 00:40:24,564
LARRY: Okay. So you know
when you get attached to a club,
1100
00:40:24,564 --> 00:40:27,406
you don't wanna give it up
even if it's in a coffin?
1101
00:40:27,406 --> 00:40:29,342
Well, that was that 5-wood
for me.
1102
00:40:29,342 --> 00:40:31,647
Did you ever bribe
a city councilman?
1103
00:40:32,580 --> 00:40:35,181
Do you remember breaking in
to the house
1104
00:40:35,181 --> 00:40:36,682
of the head of the city council
1105
00:40:36,682 --> 00:40:39,885
in order to take a letter
from Mr. Vindman
1106
00:40:39,885 --> 00:40:41,954
- that incriminated you?
- (CROWD GASPS, MURMURS)
1107
00:40:41,954 --> 00:40:44,523
Ladies and gentlemen,
Larry David undermines
1108
00:40:44,523 --> 00:40:46,125
our free and fair elections.
1109
00:40:46,125 --> 00:40:49,295
He is exactly
who the Election Integrity Act
1110
00:40:49,295 --> 00:40:50,996
was built to protect us from.
1111
00:40:50,996 --> 00:40:53,928
- Objection, Your Honor.
- Overruled.
1112
00:40:53,928 --> 00:40:55,334
- Really?
- Yeah.
1113
00:40:55,334 --> 00:40:57,737
Let's go back
to the year 2000,
1114
00:40:57,737 --> 00:40:58,771
if we could, please.
1115
00:40:58,771 --> 00:41:01,674
Larry David, this is
from the Los Angeles Times.
1116
00:41:01,674 --> 00:41:03,808
It's an obituary written by you.
1117
00:41:03,808 --> 00:41:06,679
Could you read it
to the jury please, sir?
1118
00:41:06,679 --> 00:41:09,281
"Devoted sister, beloved cunt."
1119
00:41:09,281 --> 00:41:10,383
- (SOBS)
- CHERYL'S FATHER: Huh?
1120
00:41:10,383 --> 00:41:12,688
It's a typo. Don't you see?
1121
00:41:13,422 --> 00:41:14,620
It's a typo.
1122
00:41:14,620 --> 00:41:15,921
The fact is... (CHUCKLES)
1123
00:41:15,921 --> 00:41:18,023
...I've heard that she actually
was a bit of a cunt.
1124
00:41:18,023 --> 00:41:20,226
- (ALL GASP)
- But that's still no excuse
1125
00:41:20,226 --> 00:41:21,761
to put that in a newspaper.
1126
00:41:21,761 --> 00:41:24,330
I have no further questions.
1127
00:41:24,330 --> 00:41:26,165
JUDGE: Thank you, Counselor.
1128
00:41:26,165 --> 00:41:28,534
- I've talked to Larry
about Seinfeld and shit.
- Mm-hmm.
1129
00:41:28,534 --> 00:41:30,269
(CHUCKLES) So...
1130
00:41:30,269 --> 00:41:32,606
my question is,
where the fuck are the tapes at?
1131
00:41:32,606 --> 00:41:33,738
- Tapes?
- Larr-- The tapes.
1132
00:41:33,738 --> 00:41:35,407
Larry won't give that shit up.
The tapes.
1133
00:41:35,407 --> 00:41:36,708
- What tapes?
- The fuck tapes.
1134
00:41:36,708 --> 00:41:37,877
You know what the fuck
I'm talking about.
1135
00:41:37,877 --> 00:41:39,545
- No, I don't.
- Every week,
1136
00:41:39,545 --> 00:41:40,780
you getting new ass, right?
1137
00:41:40,780 --> 00:41:42,047
Every fucking show...
1138
00:41:42,047 --> 00:41:43,816
- Mm-hmm.
- ...you meet some new chick.
1139
00:41:43,816 --> 00:41:45,819
- Well.
- And I know you fucking.
1140
00:41:45,819 --> 00:41:47,386
- You probably fucking people.
- Mm-hmm.
1141
00:41:47,386 --> 00:41:49,822
I did. I did. I had 'em all.
1142
00:41:49,822 --> 00:41:50,890
- Of course, man.
- Yeah.
1143
00:41:50,890 --> 00:41:52,658
- Come on.
- And it's all on tape.
1144
00:41:52,658 --> 00:41:53,725
I don't know how you knew.
1145
00:41:53,725 --> 00:41:54,793
I figured that shit out,
that's why.
1146
00:41:54,793 --> 00:41:57,296
Yeah. Yeah.
But they're on laser disc.
1147
00:41:57,296 --> 00:41:58,798
- Oh!
- Do you have a player?
1148
00:41:58,798 --> 00:42:00,499
- Fuck me, man.
- Yeah, sorry.
1149
00:42:00,499 --> 00:42:02,701
- No way to convert that shit
to something else?
- Yeah. No.
1150
00:42:02,701 --> 00:42:06,038
That's a shame.
It's 13 unbelievable hours.
1151
00:42:06,038 --> 00:42:07,941
- What a fucking waste, man.
- Yeah.
1152
00:42:07,941 --> 00:42:09,412
I might sell it to Netflix.
1153
00:42:10,245 --> 00:42:11,777
SIBBY:
But it doesn't change the fact
1154
00:42:11,777 --> 00:42:14,579
that this law
is unconstitutional.
1155
00:42:14,579 --> 00:42:18,754
Yes, Larry David
did a lot of things wrong.
1156
00:42:20,088 --> 00:42:23,790
But this time,
he did something right.
1157
00:42:23,790 --> 00:42:25,891
- (INDISTINCT MURMURING)
- SIBBY: And now,
1158
00:42:25,891 --> 00:42:29,465
you have the opportunity
to do something right too.
1159
00:42:31,500 --> 00:42:32,696
Thank you.
1160
00:42:33,902 --> 00:42:35,468
- Look at her.
- SUSIE: Terrific.
1161
00:42:35,468 --> 00:42:37,070
Thank you, Counselor.
1162
00:42:37,070 --> 00:42:38,203
Mr. Mack.
1163
00:42:38,203 --> 00:42:40,209
- EARL: Yes, Your Honor.
- (WHISPERS) Wow. That was great.
1164
00:42:41,308 --> 00:42:44,480
I know some of you
may not like this law.
1165
00:42:45,713 --> 00:42:46,979
But he broke it.
1166
00:42:46,979 --> 00:42:49,148
And this is
an incredible opportunity
1167
00:42:49,148 --> 00:42:53,786
to put away somebody before
they hurt other good people.
1168
00:42:53,786 --> 00:42:57,757
We are just scratching
the surface of the depths
1169
00:42:57,757 --> 00:43:00,192
that this monster will go to.
1170
00:43:00,192 --> 00:43:02,061
There's a police report
that exists
1171
00:43:02,061 --> 00:43:04,730
stating that Larry David
would not give candy
1172
00:43:04,730 --> 00:43:06,499
- to children on Halloween.
- BOTH: Trick or treat.
1173
00:43:06,499 --> 00:43:07,799
I don't-- I don't think so.
1174
00:43:07,799 --> 00:43:10,169
- God, asshole! Fuck you.
- Thanks for nothing, asshole.
1175
00:43:10,169 --> 00:43:14,443
He broke into a graveyard
to move his mother's body.
1176
00:43:15,343 --> 00:43:16,509
- This is nice.
- Oh, yeah?
1177
00:43:16,509 --> 00:43:19,578
EARL: He brought a sex offender
to a Passover seder.
1178
00:43:19,578 --> 00:43:22,816
He ate a dying dog's last meal.
1179
00:43:22,816 --> 00:43:25,218
Oh, that is really good.
1180
00:43:25,218 --> 00:43:26,819
- EARL: And he fornicated...
- (LARRY GROANS)
1181
00:43:26,819 --> 00:43:29,489
...with a blowup doll
in broad daylight.
1182
00:43:29,489 --> 00:43:31,260
Oh, my God.
1183
00:43:31,859 --> 00:43:33,425
I made you a pillow sham.
1184
00:43:33,425 --> 00:43:35,962
- EARL: He taught a child
how to make a swastika.
- What the...
1185
00:43:35,962 --> 00:43:37,630
GREG: What was his name again,
Larry?
1186
00:43:37,630 --> 00:43:38,597
Hitler?
1187
00:43:38,597 --> 00:43:40,799
- Get in the car.
- EARL: He hired a prostitute
1188
00:43:40,799 --> 00:43:43,937
so that he could drive
in the carpool lane.
1189
00:43:43,937 --> 00:43:46,205
I had sex with my uncle.
1190
00:43:46,205 --> 00:43:51,314
And he pretended
to be an incest survivor...
1191
00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:54,279
named Todd.
1192
00:43:54,279 --> 00:43:58,651
This man was asked to go
to a dinner and just be cordial
1193
00:43:58,651 --> 00:44:00,019
and he couldn't even do that, folks.
1194
00:44:00,019 --> 00:44:02,121
He couldn't even be cordial.
1195
00:44:02,121 --> 00:44:06,025
Good people,
you have one decision to make.
1196
00:44:06,025 --> 00:44:08,027
I trust you'll make
the right one.
1197
00:44:08,027 --> 00:44:11,030
♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
1198
00:44:11,030 --> 00:44:12,898
JUDGE: Thank you, Mr. Mack.
1199
00:44:12,898 --> 00:44:14,934
Jury will now begin
their deliberations.
1200
00:44:14,934 --> 00:44:17,703
- BAILIFF: All rise.
- (GAVEL BANGS)
1201
00:44:17,703 --> 00:44:19,208
Court is adjourned.
1202
00:44:19,874 --> 00:44:21,177
How you feeling?
1203
00:44:22,744 --> 00:44:23,946
Confident.
1204
00:44:26,514 --> 00:44:28,214
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
1205
00:44:28,214 --> 00:44:31,350
♪ (LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS) ♪
1206
00:44:31,350 --> 00:44:32,851
Jerry. Jerry Seinfeld.
1207
00:44:32,851 --> 00:44:34,753
- Oh, my word. Sorry, man.
- Hey, how you doing?
1208
00:44:34,753 --> 00:44:36,221
Can I have two seconds
of your time, please?
1209
00:44:36,221 --> 00:44:38,991
I can't. I'm having dinner
with my friends.
1210
00:44:38,991 --> 00:44:40,159
My name's Michael Fouchay.
1211
00:44:40,159 --> 00:44:41,894
I'm actually
a legitimate businessman.
1212
00:44:41,894 --> 00:44:43,863
- I run Fouchay Enterprises.
- All right.
1213
00:44:43,863 --> 00:44:45,398
You might have heard of us.
1214
00:44:45,398 --> 00:44:47,399
- We own several businesses.
- I have not,
but I like the accent.
1215
00:44:47,399 --> 00:44:48,567
- South African?
- Yes.
1216
00:44:48,567 --> 00:44:50,335
- Yeah, I like that accent.
- I'm amazed you recognize it.
1217
00:44:50,335 --> 00:44:51,698
- Yeah, I do.
- MICHAEL FOUCHAY: Thank you.
1218
00:44:51,698 --> 00:44:54,106
I mean, I think accents
in general are moronic.
1219
00:44:54,106 --> 00:44:55,875
- MICHAEL: Right.
- Why don't you talk the way
we talk?
1220
00:44:55,875 --> 00:44:56,976
You're here. You can hear it.
1221
00:44:56,976 --> 00:44:59,145
Listen, my brother's
having a birthday.
1222
00:44:59,145 --> 00:45:01,180
He's turning 40.
I've got a lovely house.
1223
00:45:01,180 --> 00:45:03,682
No one ever turned 40 before.
Yeah, go ahead.
1224
00:45:03,682 --> 00:45:05,985
You come, you smile,
take a few photos,
1225
00:45:05,985 --> 00:45:07,920
shake a few hands,
just be cordial.
1226
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:09,355
Yeah. Can't do it.
1227
00:45:09,355 --> 00:45:11,294
- MICHAEL: Why not?
- Can't be cordial.
1228
00:45:12,026 --> 00:45:15,093
(SCOFFS) Um... Uh...
1229
00:45:15,093 --> 00:45:17,028
- Uh, excuse me. No, I'm sorry.
- Oh. Excuse me. Pardon me.
1230
00:45:17,028 --> 00:45:18,530
- No, go ahead. No, I'm so sorry.
- So sorry. No, you go.
1231
00:45:18,530 --> 00:45:20,599
- No, go ahead.
- Hey, you know,
you look a lot like Joe Pesci.
1232
00:45:20,599 --> 00:45:21,968
- Anybody ever tell you that?
- Really?
1233
00:45:21,968 --> 00:45:23,436
- Yeah.
- You think I'm fucking funny?
1234
00:45:23,436 --> 00:45:24,938
- You think I'm a clown?
- JERRY: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1235
00:45:24,938 --> 00:45:26,139
Am I here
to make you fucking laugh?
1236
00:45:26,139 --> 00:45:28,911
Yeah, that's what he says
in the...
1237
00:45:31,046 --> 00:45:34,350
♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
1238
00:45:39,254 --> 00:45:40,419
DAN ABRAMS:
The jury has reached a verdict
1239
00:45:40,419 --> 00:45:42,922
{\an8}in the trial of the people
of the state of Georgia
1240
00:45:42,922 --> 00:45:44,323
{\an8}versus Larry David.
1241
00:45:44,323 --> 00:45:46,825
{\an8}It's not about what this man
has done or the poor decisions
1242
00:45:46,825 --> 00:45:50,162
{\an8}he's made in the past,
it is about this heinous
1243
00:45:50,162 --> 00:45:52,331
and needlessly cruel law.
1244
00:45:52,331 --> 00:45:57,406
{\an8}(CROWD CHEERING)
1245
00:46:00,141 --> 00:46:01,708
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
1246
00:46:01,708 --> 00:46:03,009
Huh?
1247
00:46:03,009 --> 00:46:04,910
- You're here?
- Hey, LD.
1248
00:46:04,910 --> 00:46:06,779
Don't worry.
I broke up with Cynthia.
1249
00:46:06,779 --> 00:46:09,081
Oh, jeez. Really?
That's too bad.
1250
00:46:09,081 --> 00:46:10,416
Yeah, well,
I'm a little worried.
1251
00:46:10,416 --> 00:46:12,585
- She bought a gun.
- She's gonna kill herself?
1252
00:46:12,585 --> 00:46:14,453
No. You.
1253
00:46:14,453 --> 00:46:16,459
(CHUCKLES) That's funny.
1254
00:46:16,991 --> 00:46:18,394
It's not a joke.
1255
00:46:19,595 --> 00:46:20,392
Hey, man.
1256
00:46:20,392 --> 00:46:22,729
I binged
all those Seinfeld episodes.
1257
00:46:22,729 --> 00:46:23,830
Oh, yeah?
1258
00:46:23,830 --> 00:46:25,832
All I got left
is the fucking finale.
1259
00:46:25,832 --> 00:46:26,860
Wow.
1260
00:46:26,860 --> 00:46:28,734
Although, I heard
some terrible things about it.
1261
00:46:28,734 --> 00:46:30,869
I heard you fucked it up.
1262
00:46:30,869 --> 00:46:33,576
- BAILIFF: All rise.
- Good luck today, man.
1263
00:46:41,015 --> 00:46:42,348
Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury,
1264
00:46:42,348 --> 00:46:45,117
- have you reached a verdict?
- We have, Your Honor.
1265
00:46:45,117 --> 00:46:49,492
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
1266
00:46:51,325 --> 00:46:52,725
I don't understand,
why does the judge
1267
00:46:52,725 --> 00:46:54,092
have to peek at it?
1268
00:46:54,092 --> 00:46:57,062
Yeah, and I gotta see it,
and then ma-- then you go back.
1269
00:46:57,062 --> 00:46:58,130
This makes no sense.
1270
00:46:58,130 --> 00:47:00,269
Yeah.
They can't make two copies?
1271
00:47:06,474 --> 00:47:10,242
On the charge of violating
the Election Integrity Act,
1272
00:47:10,242 --> 00:47:12,181
how do you find the defendant?
1273
00:47:15,349 --> 00:47:17,850
We find the defendant guilty.
1274
00:47:17,850 --> 00:47:19,018
- What?
- Oh, come on.
1275
00:47:19,018 --> 00:47:20,887
- This is a travesty of justice.
- Come on.
1276
00:47:20,887 --> 00:47:24,123
- (INDISTINCT CLAMOR)
- Oh, my God.
1277
00:47:24,123 --> 00:47:26,853
{\an8}Mr. David,
seems you have a history
1278
00:47:26,853 --> 00:47:30,596
{\an8}of doing the same things wrong
over and over.
1279
00:47:30,596 --> 00:47:34,500
And I truly hope this time
you finally learned your lesson.
1280
00:47:34,500 --> 00:47:36,102
And to make sure of that,
I'm gonna sentence you
1281
00:47:36,102 --> 00:47:37,937
to the maximum the law allows.
1282
00:47:37,937 --> 00:47:39,138
- One year in prison.
- (CROWD GASPS)
1283
00:47:39,138 --> 00:47:43,175
- What? Come on. Seriously?
- LEON: Larry, look.
1284
00:47:43,175 --> 00:47:45,277
When you get there,
get a job at the library.
1285
00:47:45,277 --> 00:47:46,913
No, I think the infirmary.
1286
00:47:46,913 --> 00:47:48,080
JERRY: Maybe something
in reception.
1287
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:49,982
"Hello, jail. Can I help you?"
1288
00:47:49,982 --> 00:47:51,250
- JUDGE: Bailiff.
- (GAVEL BANGS)
1289
00:47:51,250 --> 00:47:53,019
Take Mr. David into custody.
1290
00:47:53,019 --> 00:47:54,386
Hey, Larry. Don't worry.
1291
00:47:54,386 --> 00:47:57,290
I'm gonna take real, real
good care of that house of ours.
1292
00:47:57,290 --> 00:47:59,826
- Oh, my God.
- Bye, Larr.
1293
00:47:59,826 --> 00:48:00,994
LARRY: Hey,
let me ask you something.
1294
00:48:00,994 --> 00:48:03,262
What do you do about,
you know, toothpaste
1295
00:48:03,262 --> 00:48:05,998
and shaving cream and Q-tips?
1296
00:48:05,998 --> 00:48:08,801
Is-- Is there a store
or is it like a hotel
1297
00:48:08,801 --> 00:48:10,069
where they just leave it out
for you?
1298
00:48:10,069 --> 00:48:11,904
And can I bring
my own toilet paper?
1299
00:48:11,904 --> 00:48:13,272
Oh, and my phone charger.
1300
00:48:13,272 --> 00:48:15,007
Leon, Leon,
I need my phone charger.
1301
00:48:15,007 --> 00:48:16,642
- You don't got a charger.
- I loaned it to you.
1302
00:48:16,642 --> 00:48:19,613
- I gave it back.
- Bullshit! That's my charger!
1303
00:48:19,613 --> 00:48:21,080
♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
1304
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:23,282
I should probably go do
some interviews.
1305
00:48:23,282 --> 00:48:25,288
(SIGHS) Where should we eat?
1306
00:48:28,156 --> 00:48:29,658
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
1307
00:48:31,125 --> 00:48:32,859
Hey. Look at this.
1308
00:48:32,859 --> 00:48:34,527
That happens to me too.
1309
00:48:34,527 --> 00:48:37,029
- What do you call that?
- It's a pants tent.
1310
00:48:37,029 --> 00:48:38,397
- Pants tent.
- LARRY: Yeah.
1311
00:48:38,397 --> 00:48:40,734
I got a five-inch bunch up here.
1312
00:48:40,734 --> 00:48:41,935
INMATE: You know something,
1313
00:48:41,935 --> 00:48:44,136
I stopped wearing corduroys
because of that.
1314
00:48:44,136 --> 00:48:46,038
Yeah, I'm wearing corduroys now.
1315
00:48:46,038 --> 00:48:48,074
Yeah, and women,
1316
00:48:48,074 --> 00:48:49,375
they don't know
what a pants tent is.
1317
00:48:49,375 --> 00:48:51,678
They-- It could lead
to misunderstandings.
1318
00:48:51,678 --> 00:48:53,112
They get confused.
1319
00:48:53,112 --> 00:48:55,081
- (DOOR BANGS OPEN)
- GUARD: Hey.
1320
00:48:55,081 --> 00:48:56,785
Somebody's here to see you.
1321
00:48:59,786 --> 00:49:02,188
All right, Chuckles.
Let's get you out of here.
1322
00:49:02,188 --> 00:49:03,588
- What? Wait.
- JERRY: Yeah.
1323
00:49:03,588 --> 00:49:05,492
What are you-- What are you--
What are you talking about?
1324
00:49:05,492 --> 00:49:06,893
It's over.
1325
00:49:06,893 --> 00:49:08,995
- It's over?
- You're a free man.
1326
00:49:08,995 --> 00:49:10,396
- LARRY: I'm a free man?
- That's right.
1327
00:49:10,396 --> 00:49:12,631
- How am I a free man?
- I'll tell you how.
1328
00:49:12,631 --> 00:49:14,867
You know that Mexican restaurant
near the hotel?
1329
00:49:14,867 --> 00:49:16,135
I go there
to get something to eat.
1330
00:49:16,135 --> 00:49:17,502
I don't even like Mexican food.
1331
00:49:17,502 --> 00:49:19,205
That's okay.
I won't tell anybody.
1332
00:49:19,205 --> 00:49:21,340
- What do I care?
- Well, some people care.
1333
00:49:21,340 --> 00:49:22,841
- Really?
- LARRY: Yeah.
1334
00:49:22,841 --> 00:49:25,978
Anyway, there's this guy there,
looks like Joe Pesci.
1335
00:49:25,978 --> 00:49:27,814
So I go up to him,
talking to him.
1336
00:49:27,814 --> 00:49:29,215
I go you really look like Pesci
1337
00:49:29,215 --> 00:49:30,615
- from Goodfellas.
- Yeah.
1338
00:49:30,615 --> 00:49:32,318
He goes, "Oh, what am I,
a clown for you?"
1339
00:49:32,318 --> 00:49:33,519
I go, "Ah, that's a Pesci line."
1340
00:49:33,519 --> 00:49:34,686
- LARRY: Yeah, yeah.
- You know?
1341
00:49:34,686 --> 00:49:36,621
- He doesn't like that too much.
- LARRY: Uh-huh.
1342
00:49:36,621 --> 00:49:40,225
Anyway, today in the courtroom,
I look in the jury box.
1343
00:49:40,225 --> 00:49:42,795
That's that guy. Same guy.
1344
00:49:42,795 --> 00:49:44,029
The hair, Pesci.
1345
00:49:44,029 --> 00:49:45,164
Yeah, yeah,
that's the guy in the jury.
1346
00:49:45,164 --> 00:49:46,732
- The juror. I know that guy.
- JERRY: Yeah.
1347
00:49:46,732 --> 00:49:48,500
- The big pompadour. Yeah, yeah.
- JERRY: With the hair.
Yeah, yeah.
1348
00:49:48,500 --> 00:49:50,269
He's not supposed to be
in a Mexican restaurant
1349
00:49:50,269 --> 00:49:51,637
because he's under sequester.
1350
00:49:51,637 --> 00:49:53,539
- He broke his sequester?
- Broke his sequester.
1351
00:49:53,539 --> 00:49:55,607
- He's supposed to sequester.
- He's supposed to sequester.
1352
00:49:55,607 --> 00:49:57,576
- He's a bad sequesterer.
- You can't not sequester
1353
00:49:57,576 --> 00:49:59,578
- when you're supposed
to sequester, right?
- You should be sequestering.
1354
00:49:59,578 --> 00:50:02,281
Yeah. I tell the judge,
judge calls the restaurant,
1355
00:50:02,281 --> 00:50:04,250
they look
at the security footage.
1356
00:50:04,250 --> 00:50:07,490
Mistrial declared.
Sentence thrown out.
1357
00:50:08,156 --> 00:50:09,288
You're done.
1358
00:50:09,288 --> 00:50:12,791
How about that, sport fans?
1359
00:50:12,791 --> 00:50:17,063
Uh-- I-- Well, you know...
(HESITATES) Come on.
1360
00:50:17,063 --> 00:50:18,826
- Ah!
- I mean, crazy.
1361
00:50:18,826 --> 00:50:20,299
You don't wanna end up
like this.
1362
00:50:20,299 --> 00:50:21,737
Nobody wants to see it.
1363
00:50:22,170 --> 00:50:23,372
Trust me.
1364
00:50:24,305 --> 00:50:25,504
(CHUCKLES) Wow.
1365
00:50:25,504 --> 00:50:27,173
Breathe the free air, young man.
1366
00:50:27,173 --> 00:50:29,408
Yes. (INHALES DEEPLY)
1367
00:50:29,408 --> 00:50:31,944
♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
1368
00:50:31,944 --> 00:50:33,249
Oh, my God.
1369
00:50:35,350 --> 00:50:37,817
This is how
we should've ended the finale.
1370
00:50:37,817 --> 00:50:39,518
Oh, my God, you're right.
1371
00:50:39,518 --> 00:50:41,449
How did we not think of that?
1372
00:50:41,449 --> 00:50:43,226
(BOTH GROAN)
1373
00:50:46,727 --> 00:50:48,695
ANNOUNCER: (OVER PA)
Ladies and gentlemen,
we've reached our cruising...
1374
00:50:48,695 --> 00:50:49,495
CHERYL: Wow.
1375
00:50:49,495 --> 00:50:50,730
- TED: Yeah.
- Try that one.
1376
00:50:50,730 --> 00:50:52,098
- You know what?
- Yeah.
1377
00:50:52,098 --> 00:50:53,299
Handcuffs look tight
on that one.
1378
00:50:53,299 --> 00:50:54,800
They do. Did they hurt?
1379
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:56,202
- Uh-uh.
- No?
1380
00:50:56,202 --> 00:50:57,771
Montgomery Clift.
1381
00:50:57,771 --> 00:50:59,842
(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
1382
00:51:02,276 --> 00:51:03,975
- Whoo! Hey.
- Hey, what is that?
1383
00:51:03,975 --> 00:51:06,278
- I need it for the light.
I need it to read.
- LARRY: The what? I'm--
1384
00:51:06,278 --> 00:51:08,247
I'm trying to read.
I can't see. You're blinding me.
1385
00:51:08,247 --> 00:51:09,448
Well, I need it to read.
I need--
1386
00:51:09,448 --> 00:51:11,483
Why don't you use
the overhead light?
1387
00:51:11,483 --> 00:51:12,918
Just let her keep the shade up.
1388
00:51:12,918 --> 00:51:15,254
I'm trying to watch a movie,
all I see is glare.
1389
00:51:15,254 --> 00:51:17,056
It's like I'm watching
a fucking radio right now.
1390
00:51:17,056 --> 00:51:18,524
My retinas are burning.
1391
00:51:18,524 --> 00:51:20,259
- This is bullshit.
This is bullshit.
- (INDISTINCT CLAMORING)
1392
00:51:20,259 --> 00:51:21,693
Cheryl and I want it open.
1393
00:51:21,693 --> 00:51:24,297
It's a community shade.
She doesn't own that shade.
1394
00:51:24,297 --> 00:51:26,365
- Go fuck yourself, Larr.
- We'll take a vote.
1395
00:51:26,365 --> 00:51:28,533
Go back to fucking jail, Larry.
1396
00:51:28,533 --> 00:51:30,769
- Oh, nice. That's nice.
- I vote with them.
1397
00:51:30,769 --> 00:51:32,938
- I vote with them.
- It's not your window.
1398
00:51:32,938 --> 00:51:35,374
(OVERLAPPING CLAMOR)
1399
00:51:35,374 --> 00:51:39,315
♪ ("CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM"
THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
1400
00:52:53,587 --> 00:52:57,793
♪ (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪