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♪ ("CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM"
THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

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So, I needed a new lawyer,
and Susie was going on

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and on about what a great lawyer
you are.

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And then, the coup de grâce,

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- she told me your last name.
- Oh.

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- Mantle. Christopher Mantle.
- CHRISTOPHER MANTLE: Yeah.

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- Yeah. Yes.
- LARRY DAVID: Oh, my God.

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I mean, Mickey Mantle,
he was my idol growing up.

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I don't follow baseball,
but I know who Mickey Mantle is.

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Oh, my God,
it's an amazing name.

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Well, Susie's great
at connecting everybody.

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I love her. Oh, by the way, uh,

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she mentioned you might be going
to the temple

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for the reopening
of the plaza thing.

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Yeah, yeah. I'm being
dragged there by this woman

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who I'm connected to somehow.

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Yeah,
I'm being dragged there too.

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- LARRY: Oh, you-- Really?
- Yeah, my husband is Jewish.

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Oh, okay.
We're both being dragged.

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- We're both being dragged. Yeah.
- Look at that.

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Yeah. Yeah.
So, uh, I familiarized myself

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with the case,
like the rest of America,

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and listen to me, Larry.

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This is
the most unconstitutional law

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that's ever been passed.
The law should be on trial,

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- not you.
- Really?

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So, I'm confident this

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- will get cleared up quickly.
- Wow.

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And I'll file something
by the end of the week,

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which is the cutoff date,
to file a motion to dismiss.

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So, all will be taken care of.
Yeah. You can rest easy.

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Oh, my God,
that is music to my ears.

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Yes. We're gonna avoid a trial,
and it's gonna be...

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(WHISTLES) ...tossed out.

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- Mr. Mantle.
- Yeah.

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All-- You--
You just hit a home run.

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- You know?
- (CLICKS TONGUE) Yeah.

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- LARRY: That's fantastic.
- Thanks. Yeah.

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So, the good news is,
I can still parade around

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like I'm a hero of sorts
without having to go to trial...

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- Yeah.
- ...or prison, or anything.

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That's right. You will not
have to go to trial.

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You will not be going to prison.

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- (PHONE BEEPS)
- SECRETARY:
<i>Mr. Mantle, Denise on line one.</i>

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- One second. Sorry.
- (PHONE BEEPS)

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Hello? Yeah.

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Oh, really? Oh, that's great.
Can you put that back, Larr?

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Can you put that back down?

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Yeah, it's great.
Thank you so much, Denise.

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Okay, bye.

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Sorry about that.
That was my surrogate.

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My husband and I
are having a baby.

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- Ah, no kidding.
- Yeah.

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- Congratulations.
Big news. That's great.
- Thank you. Yeah, yeah.

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- We're really excited.
- You like the surrogate?

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- I do. She's really sweet.
- She took an IQ test?

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- I...
- I mean, you don't wanna get

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- a moron, right?
- Correct.

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You're sure she's not a moron?

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Yes. Thank you
for your concern. Yeah.

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Let me ask you a question.
How does it work with a--

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with a gay couple? Who gets
to choose the last name?

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We, uh, had a discussion,
and we chose my husband's name.

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Oh. Which is?

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Zeckelman.

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Yeah.

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(SCOFFS) You're going
with Zeckelman over Mantle?

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Is something wrong
with his last name?

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It's not the greatest last name
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but Mantle
is one of the great names.

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Well, thank you. I--

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I personally think Zeckelman
is also a great name.

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Is that okay?

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It's okay.
It's not so great for the kid.

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Why is it not great for the kid?

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I don't know any Zeckelmans
who hit 536 home runs.

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Yet.

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- Okay. All right.
- CHRISTOPHER: Okay.

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- Nice to meet you, Larry.
- Okay.

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- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah, you too.

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- I'll see you at temple.
- Are you going with Zeckelman?

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I'm going with...

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- Zeckelman, yeah.
- Great. See you there.

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- ♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- Okay.

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FREDDY FUNKHOUSER:
<i>Let me tell you.</i>

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<i>I met the greatest girl.</i>

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Her name is Jenna,
and she's pretty incredible.

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It's been going on
for a couple weeks.

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- Really?
- Yeah. She's really funny.

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She's smart. She knows music.

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She challenges me.
Great conversationalist.

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- What does she do?
- She works for Disney.

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- I think she's an executive.
- Wow.

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She's always just talking
about the film.

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She knows all the things
that are coming out.

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I mean, she was talking about,
like, the princess costumes

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and where they're going
and evolving.

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Just to be involved
in steering the television

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and the films is a lot,

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but she's gotta keep it
in her mind, like,

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"How do I turn that
into a ride?"

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- That's pretty impressive, yeah.
- Super impressive.

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Honestly, I've never heard
you talk like this.

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Well, I've never felt
this way before.

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- Wow.
- LARRY: Sports.

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- She into sports?
- You know, it's too soon.

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I haven't gotten
into sports yet.

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- If you get sports here...
- (FREDDY LAUGHS)

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- LEON BLACK: Oh.
- ...it's too much.

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If I get sports,
you're my best man.

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Damn. If she working at Disney,
next time you talk to her,

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ask her about
that fine-ass Tinkerbell.

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You're attracted to Tinkerbell?

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Tinkerbell flies
her little ass in there.

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She put her little booty out,
with that little booty tooch.

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- Mm. That little booty go out...
- Yeah.

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...and bling!

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It speaks of
a very unusual perversion.

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A man attracted
to a thimble-sized fairy.

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Tinkerbell fine as fuck.
Come on.

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I'll put her
in my motherfucking pocket.

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You hear me? And I'll just
walk around knowing she home.

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And she flies her little ass
out there,

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give me a little kiss
on the cheek and shit,

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- and flies the fuck off.
- (LAUGHS)

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Hey. That's a nice-ass jacket
you got, too.

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- Oh. Yeah. Thank you.
- LEON: Looks good on you.

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- FREDDY: I really like it.
- LEON: I love it.

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FREDDY: You wouldn't normally
think suede would be nice.

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'Cause it's a darker green.
Isn't it nice?

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Look at that fish.

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What's up with that fish?

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Looks like it's stuck.

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- Look at him struggle.
- LARRY: Yeah, yeah.

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His little nose
is trapped in that filter.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, excuse me.

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Yes, sir?

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That fish,
it looks like he's stuck.

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Oh, no, fish not stuck,
fish sick.

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No, no, fish stuck.

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No, this time of year
is tough for fish,

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so fish gets sick easily.

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The filter is very warm,
so it make him feel better.

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- So, it's okay. It's normal.
- LARRY: Seriously? Look at that.

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That fish is stuck.

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WAITER: No. See, fish wiggle,
it mean fish sneeze.

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Fish don't sneeze.

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- The fish didn't sneeze.
- No, fish sneeze.

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This guy's stuck.
Fish sick now.

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- Fish stuck.
- No, fish sick.

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Well, he's gonna get sick
if he stays stuck.

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- Yeah.
- No, it's okay.

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Can someone go
in the tank and unstuck?

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Sir, it's not necessary.
Fish sick.

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- Okay, you're out of your mind.
- LEON: You know what?

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All this talk about fish,
now I want fish.

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Give me the snapper
off the menu.

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- Oh, fish delicious. Okay.
- LEON: My man.

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That's a stuck fish.

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I can't even eat.
I feel so bad for that fish.

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At least that motherfucker
can't drown.

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♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

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CYRUS: <i>Great meeting everybody.
Keep coming back.</i>

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It works if you work it.

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(APPLAUSE)

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IRMA KOSTROSKI: ...when I'm not
in control of myself, you know?

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(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

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Hey, if it worked for you,
then that's all I care about.

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IRMA: It's a 12-step program.

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- LARRY: Hey.
- (SCOFFS) You know,

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you're not supposed
to have these.

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- These are for everybody.
- Oh. (CLEARS THROAT) Really?

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- They count it exactly.
- What, are you kidding?

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- He just took a donut 'cause...
- What? There's tons of 'em.

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- Hey, Larry. Thanks for coming.
- Hey, Cyrus. Yeah, sure. Yeah.

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- Hey, good to see ya.
- Tell ya what, you alcoholics,

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you know your way
around a good donut.

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- I guess that's true.
- So, what are you?

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- I never thought about that.
- Are you addicted to these now?

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- Well, as you can tell.
- Yeah. Yeah.

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- (CYRUS LAUGHING)
- IRMA: You know,
Richard Lewis is here.

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He spoke during the meeting.

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- Well, he took over the meeting.
- CYRUS: Well--

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- It was a-- It was a lot.
- It was his turn to share.

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- 'Cause he shared
and shared and shared.
- Yeah.

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You know, a lot of people find
it funny, but he works so blue.

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- I heard the word "hell" like...
- LARRY: Oh.

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- Oh, poor thing.
- ...three times.

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(CLEARS THROAT)
Listen, um, I...

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- Come on! Get-- Just ask him.
- Well-- I--

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He know-- He gets this
all the time, trust me.

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I feel stupid.
I'm embarrassed.

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That's okay.
Don't be embarrassed.

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No, no, be embarrassed.
Don't ask.

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(BOTH LAUGH)

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If you don't have to, don't.

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Well, listen. My daughter,
she wants to be a writer,

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and, uh... (CLEARS THROAT)

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...I just wondered
if you had anybody

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that maybe could read her stuff?

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Ah. Uh, I... (SIGHS)
Um, yeah. I--

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- Let me think about it.
- Really?

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- Thank you so--
- Hey, what the hell
are you doing, man?

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- Hell away from me.
- He hates being hugged.

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- There's no touching here.
No touching.
- CYRUS: Okay.

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Remember to keep it simple, babe.

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Really, I appreciate
the compliment.

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You should've seen me today.

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- You had a good meeting?
- I got laughs

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bigger than I've ever gotten
before at a meeting.

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I thought you were supposed
to share here.

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It sounds like
you're doing stand-up.

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- It's not stand-up.
- Well, you're talking
like it's stand-up.

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Well, I mean,
I can't divorce my comic self.

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Part of me
will always be a comedian and...

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- LARRY: Uh-huh.
- ...and a drunk.

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I wish you would come
and see me sometime.

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- You-- What?
- Hey. Excuse me, Larry.

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You absolutely
murdered it tonight.

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- Hey, man.
- Big laughs.

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RICHARD LEWIS:
Come back next time.

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- Terrific.
- I'll do new stuff.

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- They love me.
- What is going on here?

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This doesn't sound like
an AA meeting. It--

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- No, it is an--
- It sounds like a concert.

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I'm doing a service,
but I-- I want people

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to laugh and enjoy.

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Do you let anybody else talk?

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Well, there was a sad old lady
who opened for me,

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but she only did ten minutes.

232
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The only problem
is you're doing your act,

233
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but nobody's drinking.

234
00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:29,908
- Imagine if they were drinking.
- If they were drinking...

235
00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:31,451
- Yeah.
- ...the roof would be blown off.

236
00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:32,619
You know, forget about it.

237
00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:33,870
- Yes.
- But I don't know how we can--

238
00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:36,581
Excuse me. I'm sorry.
That was just incredible.

239
00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:37,791
I had to thank you.

240
00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:39,459
- A lot of laughs?
- AA MEMBER: A lot of laughs.

241
00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,211
- RICHARD: Oh, wow.
- The bartender from hell part,

242
00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:42,253
I was crying.

243
00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:43,755
- RICHARD: Did that work?
- Yeah, it totally worked.

244
00:07:43,755 --> 00:07:45,340
- Have a good night. Thank you.
- Thanks for coming over.

245
00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:46,633
I'm here, like, twice a week.

246
00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,051
- Okay, good. Thanks.
- Okay.

247
00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:49,552
The bartender from hell.

248
00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:51,429
Yeah. I mean, I do
the "from hell" on occasion,

249
00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:53,556
but I'm workshopping
a few other things.

250
00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:54,974
I'll tell ya, another couple
of meetings like this,

251
00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:56,434
- I'll have a special.
- You know what?

252
00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:57,602
That's a fantastic idea.

253
00:07:57,602 --> 00:07:58,978
- For a session.
- The AA special.

254
00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:00,438
This is the hook
I've been looking for.

255
00:08:00,438 --> 00:08:02,649
- LARRY: This is it!
- Why not talk about being sober

256
00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:04,359
but get a special with HBO?

257
00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:05,443
There you go.

258
00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:07,278
RICHARD: Thank you.
That's why we're best friends.

259
00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:08,738
The Drunk From Hell concert.

260
00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:10,740
The outpouring of support
from the community...

261
00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:12,784
This whole complex
was all landfill.

262
00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:14,619
- This land.
- Hors d'oeuvres?

263
00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:16,871
- Eh, no, I don't think so.
- What is this?

264
00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:18,748
- Really? You're gonna eat that?
- It's meat.

265
00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:20,375
I may go get something else,

266
00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:22,293
so I need to build
a base with some rice.

267
00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:25,463
- Yeah, go build your rice base.
- You gonna be okay on your own?

268
00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:27,090
- It'll be tough, but yeah.
- I'll miss you.

269
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Stay right there.

270
00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:29,551
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

271
00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:31,928
♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

272
00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:33,680
(CLEARS THROAT)

273
00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,724
- Hey, hey, hey!
- Hey! How are ya?

274
00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:37,642
Good to see ya.
Larry, this is Jenna,

275
00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:40,645
- who I told you so much about.
- So nice to finally meet you.

276
00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:44,232
Nice to meet you. He...
He talked. He did some talking.

277
00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:45,483
- Did he?
- FREDDY: A little bit.

278
00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:47,235
- Well, uh, yeah.
- LARRY: He did. I'm hearing talk

279
00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:49,529
- You talked me?
- A lot of talk.

280
00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,156
You know what?
It's kind of fortuitous

281
00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:53,533
- that I ran into you, because...
- JENNA: Oh?

282
00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,326
All right, here we go, okay?

283
00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:58,496
First of all, I hate asking
for favors almost as much

284
00:08:58,496 --> 00:08:59,748
as I hate doing favors.

285
00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:02,542
And so, I have a friend,
his daughter wrote a script,

286
00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:06,338
and the guy asked me
if I knew anybody

287
00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:07,672
who could read the script,

288
00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:09,507
and Freddy told me
all about you,

289
00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:11,301
and would you mind reading it?

290
00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:13,762
You want me to read the script?

291
00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:16,306
And listen. I'm sure
you're really busy and--

292
00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:18,016
No, no!
I would love to read the script.

293
00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:19,809
- You're kidding?
- No, I'd be excited.

294
00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:23,772
Maybe if you had any notes,
you know, feel free, you know.

295
00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:25,023
Totally. Yes, yes. I--

296
00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:26,441
LARRY:
I'm sure she would love that.

297
00:09:26,441 --> 00:09:28,193
No, I can give her notes.

298
00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:29,819
- Where did you find her? Huh?
- FREDDY: Did I--

299
00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:31,029
- LARRY: Where's the planet?
- Did I oversell?

300
00:09:31,029 --> 00:09:32,489
- JENNA: Stop.
- Point to the planet.

301
00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:33,782
There's no more.
There's no more of 'em.

302
00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:35,158
- Stop. I'm blushing.
- (LAUGHS)

303
00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:37,160
- Yeah, I'll get you guys set up.
- We'll set it up.

304
00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:39,204
We gotta run along and meet
a couple other people,
but it was great to see you.

305
00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:41,289
- So nice to finally meet you.
- Good to see ya.
Nice to meet you.

306
00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:42,624
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

307
00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:44,292
- This is the guy?
- Yes, that's him.

308
00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:45,835
- Right here?
- Yes.

309
00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:48,046
- But we don't have to,
like, make a thing.
- Just give me a second.

310
00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:49,673
Hey. Larry?

311
00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:51,633
- Abe Zeckelman.
- Yeah.

312
00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:54,260
You have a problem
with the name of our child?

313
00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,845
It's-- I...

314
00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,597
I wouldn't say it's a problem.

315
00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,599
- Well, what is it?
- Well, I thought

316
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:02,268
that given the choice
of Mantle and Zeckelman,

317
00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,229
that Mantle was a better name.

318
00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:05,480
Based on what exactly?

319
00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,023
Let's be honest,
it's not a great name.

320
00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:09,025
- What's wrong with it?
- Zeckelman? Come on.

321
00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:11,027
You seem really worked up
over my last name.

322
00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,696
If you think
that's a great name,

323
00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:14,072
then what's a bad name?

324
00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:15,949
Well, I'd rather have a bad
last name than no last name.

325
00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,659
My name's Larry.
I don't think it's a great name.

326
00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:18,952
I'm honest about it.

327
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,579
Would I rather be a Dash
or a Dazzy or a Dan? You know.

328
00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:22,914
Well, the good thing about
an opinion

329
00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:24,249
is that you can keep it
to yourself.

330
00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:26,793
But then everybody would
walk around not saying anything.

331
00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,044
You're not keeping this
to yourself.

332
00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:29,170
No, I couldn't keep this
to myself.

333
00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:31,006
Okay, well,
I couldn't keep that to myself.

334
00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:33,466
It's a deeply inappropriate
conversation to be having.

335
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,718
You know,
just think about the playground.

336
00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:36,636
He's in a unique situation.

337
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,096
- What's that supposed to mean?
- What? Yeah.

338
00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:40,807
Well, you know, the, uh...
the two dads.

339
00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,059
Yeah, it's not
that unique of a situation.

340
00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:45,353
Maybe it's not unique.
Different.

341
00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:46,479
- Different?
- Well, it's...

342
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,939
- Slightly different?
- Slightly different.

343
00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:49,607
- To us, it's normal. Yeah.
- Yeah.

344
00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:51,109
- No, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
- CHRISTOPHER: Yeah. Yeah.

345
00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:52,527
LARRY:
Let me ask you this question.

346
00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:54,529
How did you decide
on the last name anyway?

347
00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:55,989
I assume it's your semen, right?

348
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,533
What did you just say?

349
00:10:58,533 --> 00:10:59,743
No, we're talking
about semen now.

350
00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:01,119
- I assume it's your semen?
- CHRISTOPHER: It's--

351
00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:02,454
'Cause that's
how you got Zeckelman?

352
00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:03,621
We're having this conversation?

353
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:04,831
What? I mean, I'm just wondering

354
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:07,125
- how you got there.
- It's-- Yeah. It--

355
00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,626
- It's my semen.
- If you must know,

356
00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:10,295
- it's his semen.
- It's your semen?

357
00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:13,381
- What's the problem with that?
- I mean, you would think that...

358
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:16,593
you know, the... the donor
would... would get the name.

359
00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:18,845
Well, we had a conversation
at home about it.

360
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,263
Because it's a private thing.

361
00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:22,515
By the way, I don't know
if you've chosen a first name,

362
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,893
but if you need any help,
I'm your guy.

363
00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:26,311
- Are ya?
- 'Cause you got two first names.

364
00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:29,356
I'm-- How 'bout this?
Off the top of my head, Ziggy.

365
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,523
Ziggy Zeckelman. Hey.

366
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,233
You think Ziggy Zeckelman
is a great name?

367
00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,735
I do. Scooter Zeckelman?

368
00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:35,570
They're all good names.
We'll put 'em both in the hat.

369
00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:36,821
We're not putting that
in the hat.

370
00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:38,615
- How 'bout Foots?
- Foot Zeckelman?

371
00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:39,991
- Foots.
- Is our family

372
00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:41,493
- a joke to you, Larry?
- LARRY: No!

373
00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:43,244
Zeckelman needs
a cool first name!

374
00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:45,288
I think I've had
enough of this conversation.

375
00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:46,623
- Okay.
- Uh.

376
00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:48,541
- Great to meet you, Larry.
- Doc. Doc Zeckelman.

377
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,918
Doc Zeckelman is a joke.

378
00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:51,503
- Ace.
- I'm gonna go get some food.

379
00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:52,629
- Okay.
- LARRY: Ace Zeckelman?

380
00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:53,755
That's not a great name?

381
00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:55,340
We're gonna talk about it
at home.

382
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,717
Dewey, Duncan, Deegan. Deegan.

383
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,427
After the Major Deegan
Expressway.

384
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,846
- We got plenty of options.
- I'm giving you gold here.

385
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,181
- Uh, the last--
- Chris.

386
00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:05,517
- One second. Um, thank you.
- ABE ZECKELMAN: Forget it.

387
00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,310
- CHRISTOPHER: What?
- Don't bother.

388
00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:09,521
I gotta go.

389
00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:11,690
Babe, come on. Come back.

390
00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:15,735
- ♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- (SIGHS)

391
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:29,749
(SOFTLY) The fuck?

392
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,628
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

393
00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:35,088
Excuse me. Rabbi Adelman?

394
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,715
- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Excuse me.

395
00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:37,757
- Yeah. Sorry to interrupt.
- Hey.

396
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,050
I'm glad you're here today.

397
00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:41,011
- Who's in charge of the bricks?
- I am.

398
00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:42,053
- You are?
- RABBI ADELMAN: Yes.

399
00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:43,304
You know there's a brick
that says,

400
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,056
"Larry David
is disrespectful to women."

401
00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:46,599
You allowed that to be up there?

402
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,268
We don't really edit the bricks.

403
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:51,146
The donor gets to express
what thoughts and feelings

404
00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:52,439
- they have.
- Oh, so anybody can write

405
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,566
- anything they want on a brick?
- Well, we would not like

406
00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:56,276
- hate speech.
- Well, what is that?

407
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,152
That's hate speech.

408
00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:59,404
I think
it's strong dislike speech.

409
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:00,363
Okay, I want that taken down.

410
00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:02,741
We only add bricks.
We don't take them away.

411
00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:04,075
Oh, you don't remove bricks?

412
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:07,704
That brick
is gonna be up there forever.

413
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:09,164
- Posterity.
- Let me ask you a question.

414
00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:11,332
There's nothing
in the Old Testament

415
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,459
about defamatory bricks?

416
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,461
You think if Isaac
chiseled something defamatory

417
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:17,005
about Jedediah, you think
it wouldn't be taken down?

418
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:19,591
There's nothing in the Torah
about defamatory bricks.

419
00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,426
- You know what this is, Rabbi?
- What?

420
00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:22,927
This is a <i>shanda.</i>

421
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,929
- Will you excuse me?
- Certainly.

422
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:29,100
- (SCOFFS)
- Larry?

423
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:32,771
- Oh, my God! This is crazy.
- Look at this! Hey.

424
00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:34,105
Hi, again.

425
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:35,565
- Again.
- SIENNA MILLER: What a treat.

426
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:38,443
Usually, most people you don't
really wanna run into either,

427
00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:40,278
but I'm not minding this at all.

428
00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:41,780
- Me neither. Likewise.
- LARRY: Yeah.

429
00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:42,947
So, what are you doing here?

430
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:45,700
I'm actually
in the process of converting.

431
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,077
- To Judaism. Yeah.
- What? What?

432
00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:48,328
That's my rabbi and this is--

433
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,747
- Get the hell out of here. What?
- I'm-- Yeah. I know.

434
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,916
- You're joining the team?
- SIENNA: I am. I am.

435
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:55,210
- We are so happy to have you.
- SIENNA: (CHUCKLES) Thanks.

436
00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:56,961
Are you prepared
to complain a lot?

437
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:58,797
Please, I can kvetch
with the best of them.

438
00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:00,507
- Come on.
- Wow.

439
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,050
- Very impressive.
- SIENNA: Yeah.

440
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:04,886
I'd be remiss
if I didn't ask. Why?

441
00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:06,096
I like the whole thing.

442
00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:07,806
I like the food
and the community,

443
00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:11,351
and truth be told, you know,
I like the men.

444
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,645
Aside from the obvious,
you know, reasons.

445
00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:14,938
What, uh...

446
00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:16,981
These obvious reasons
escape me.

447
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,733
- What are they?
- I mean, you know, the...

448
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,652
(CLICKS TONGUE,
WHISTLES, SMACKS LIPS)

449
00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:22,112
Can't deal with the alternative.

450
00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:26,032
- Wow.
- (LAUGHS) Yeah.

451
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:28,118
- It's so good to see you.
- Very good to see you, too.

452
00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:29,494
- I have one question for you.
- Sure.

453
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:31,913
- What is this wall?
- LARRY: Oh! This is, um--

454
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,915
It-- It's a-- It's, uh,
for tennis.

455
00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:35,834
They put the winners
of the tournament up.

456
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,335
You guys do
a temple tennis tournament?

457
00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:38,837
- They have a temple tourn--
- I am obsessed

458
00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:41,965
- with tennis.
- No, yeah, I know,
but it's just a wall, and--

459
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:44,926
Yeah, you should enter
the tournament next year.

460
00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:46,261
The temple has--
They have a temple tournament?

461
00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:47,929
- The temple tournament, yeah.
- Mixed doubles?

462
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,556
- Come on. Yes.
- Mixed doubles, yeah.

463
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:50,765
Amazing. How's everything?

464
00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:53,351
How's the whole court case?
How's everything working out?

465
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:55,687
It's scary, yeah.
It's a frightening prospect.

466
00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:57,230
I mean, I could plead guilty

467
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,149
- and just get off but...
- Oh, my... Oh, my God.

468
00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:01,192
- ...I'm not gonna do that.
- Wow.

469
00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:02,527
And I don't think
it's a big deal.

470
00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:04,029
That's so sweet.

471
00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:07,907
Um, listen, I'm having
a dinner party next week.

472
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,160
I don't know if you're around,
but I would...

473
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,787
- I'd love you to come.
- ♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

474
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:14,039
SIENNA: Really.
There are so many people

475
00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:15,290
that would love
to meet you and talk to you,

476
00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:17,459
and I would love
to see you again.

477
00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:19,627
So, maybe?

478
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:22,130
Next week sometime?
If you're here.

479
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:24,174
It would be an honor
for all of us.

480
00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:25,925
- What do you say?
- ♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪

481
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,928
Ah. I don't think I can...

482
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:31,556
make it.

483
00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:33,683
Okay.

484
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:37,270
Well, let's just hope we can run
into each other again.

485
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,564
- Yeah, hope so.
- Yeah. I gotta <i>schmeitz.</i>

486
00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:40,774
- But, um...
- LARRY: You what?

487
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,359
<i>- Schmeitz.</i>
- What's that one?

488
00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:44,944
- Gotta go. (CHUCKLES)
- Oh, yeah.

489
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,072
- SIENNA: It's Yiddish.
- That's a new one to me.

490
00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:48,239
Yeah, well, there you go.

491
00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:52,911
♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

492
00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:54,329
JENNA:
I'm running a little late,

493
00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:56,331
so you can just drop me off,
right here would be perfect.

494
00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:57,791
- FREDDY: Are you sure?
- JENNA: Yeah, yeah.

495
00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,417
- I work right there.
- FREDDY: All right.

496
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:01,711
I don't mind taking you
a little further if it's...

497
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:04,339
No, this is great.
I work right there.

498
00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:06,925
You mean-- Do you work
above the Disney store?

499
00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:08,259
They have a office or something?

500
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:11,096
No, I work at the Disney store.

501
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:13,848
So, you're managing, uh,
the different stores or--

502
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:15,016
- Oh, God no. No.
- FREDDY: Accounting?

503
00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:16,351
That's-- I don't have the head
for numbers.

504
00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:19,229
I'm so sorry. What-- I'm--
What do you do here?

505
00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:21,648
I'm a greeter,
and I talk to the guests.

506
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:25,026
I put on a costume, like,
a princess, like...

507
00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:27,070
(IMITATES CHARACTERS)
...Snow White or Elsa

508
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:29,447
or Ariel or Lilo or Stitch.

509
00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:32,992
My favorite
is Mickey's favorite.

510
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,619
(IMITATES MINNIE MOUSE)
Minnie Mouse.

511
00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:35,787
(BOTH LAUGH)

512
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:36,913
- It's the best.
- Yeah.

513
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:38,957
- And you do all of that...
- Right there.

514
00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:40,500
- At the Disney store?
- Yeah.

515
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,002
You know what would be
so helpful with that,

516
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,253
- is the "store" part.
- JENNA: Yeah, I'm like,

517
00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:45,130
(IMITATES DISNEY PRINCESS)
"Hello. Come in.

518
00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:47,132
The most magical store
in the mall."

519
00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:50,301
You don't have any managerial
or developmental role

520
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:51,720
- at Disney at all? That's a--
- No.

521
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,973
- I mean, I'm a senior character.
- What's a junior character?

522
00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:56,391
I would say, like, mm,

523
00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:58,768
- Doc McStuffins. (LAUGHS)
- Uh-huh.

524
00:16:58,768 --> 00:16:59,936
But listen, I gotta go.

525
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,646
- I had so much fun last night.
- Sure.

526
00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,857
- It was a great evening.
Bye-bye. Okay.
- I'll see you later. Bye.

527
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,316
♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

528
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:07,152
(IMITATES MICKEY MOUSE) Oh, boy.

529
00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:08,903
- (CHUCKLES)
- (CHUCKLES) Bye.

530
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:10,155
All right. Save it for in there.

531
00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:12,323
- I will.
- Don't drain the tank with me.

532
00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:20,206
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪

533
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,541
LARRY:
<i>How did you not know that?</i>

534
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,044
How would I know? We're talking
about movies and music,

535
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,337
and she tells me
she works for Disney.

536
00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:26,838
You never asked her
about her job?

537
00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:28,923
What about Disney?
What department?

538
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,258
Okay, Larry.
She lives in Glendale.

539
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,509
I just assumed
she's like, you know,

540
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,261
animation or something.
She's right--

541
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:34,804
I didn't know she was working
at the fucking Americana.

542
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:37,265
I mean, I feel like I've been
living a lie, I gotta be honest.

543
00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:39,267
I mean, I had this whole
great thing in my head

544
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:41,519
that I was excited about,
and now I just feel crushed.

545
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,980
Well, you had somebody
who's accomplished.

546
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:46,775
She had a status,
and the status is gone.

547
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:48,193
So, what is that saying
about you?

548
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:50,779
The thing is, is you're right.
It does say something about me.

549
00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:55,033
The problem is this makes you
reflect on who you are,

550
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:56,326
because she's the same person.

551
00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:57,869
I mean,
she has the same great stories.

552
00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:58,953
It's the same sense of humor.

553
00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:00,121
It's the same likes
and dislikes,

554
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,998
but it just--
it feels so different.

555
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,833
I think there's a lesson
to be learned here.

556
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:07,295
Questions. Women like questions.

557
00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:09,214
When you have a date
with someone, you go out,

558
00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:10,715
you've gotta ask
a ton of questions.

559
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:12,467
Otherwise, they're going back
to their friends,

560
00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:13,718
and you know what
they're saying?

561
00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:16,096
"He didn't ask me one question."
They love questions.

562
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:18,640
- What would you do? Honestly.
- I'm so superficial,

563
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,684
- I'd probably break up.
- You would? Right away?

564
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:23,353
Yeah. I'm not--
I'm not gonna date Minnie Mouse.

565
00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:25,730
I think the thing I gotta do
is at least kind of try.

566
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:28,066
You know, spend some time
with her and bridge the gap.

567
00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:30,235
- Oh, my God.
- What is it?

568
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:32,821
I gave her a script to read.

569
00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:35,031
- She said she'd be happy to!
- Well, why didn't you ask her

570
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:36,074
what kind of development
she did?

571
00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:37,200
Why is she taking a script?

572
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,576
Are you gonna listen
to the notes?

573
00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:40,995
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna listen
to the notes from Minnie Mouse!

574
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:44,582
The callback to the Corona ad
on the beach?

575
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:47,544
- So, so good. I loved that part.
- You liked-- Okay.

576
00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:49,087
- Okay. Thank God.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

577
00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:50,505
- Thank you.
- Honestly, Dana,

578
00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:54,843
it's really refreshing to see
a comedic, apocalyptic show.

579
00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:56,094
So you're buying
the whole premise?

580
00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:57,637
- Oh, I'm-- Totally.
- You believe it? That's great.

581
00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,265
- 'Cause it is out-there.
- And when it comes to questions,

582
00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:01,725
- one last thing.
- Yeah.

583
00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:02,809
- Meg.
- Meg.

584
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:05,353
- I didn't understand...
- DANA: You didn't understand?

585
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,439
- Yeah, I didn't-- I didn't--
- Like, what she wanted?

586
00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:08,690
- Yeah.
- No, I struggled with that.

587
00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:10,400
She's a little
one dimensional right now.

588
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,943
- I had more in there.
- You did?

589
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:13,778
Her backstory, what she went
to school for, all that stuff,

590
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:16,364
- and I took it out last minute.
- I think you should put it back.

591
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:17,615
That's so easy. I can do that.

592
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,617
Yeah, and, um,
does it feel long?

593
00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:22,162
- Yes, and I almost trimmed it.
- It does feel long.

594
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:23,872
- Yes, I almost trimmed it.
- Okay.

595
00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:25,749
- I'm so embarrassed. I know.
I just need to tighten it up.
- No, don't be!

596
00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:28,918
Dana, I think you have such
a good script here.

597
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:31,129
- Thank you so much.
- You're getting me so excited,

598
00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:34,382
and I just wanna thank you
for letting me read it.

599
00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:37,218
- Are you kidding me?
Thank you for reading it.
- No, seriously.

600
00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:38,595
And if there's anything else
you want me to read...

601
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:40,638
- Are you serious?
- Of course.

602
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:43,433
I'm so excited for you
and your future.

603
00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:45,977
Oh, my God, oh, my God.
We're coming out with a new line

604
00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:48,521
of <i>Little Mermaid</i> sleepwear,
and I get a discount,

605
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,648
so if you text me your sizes,
I can hook you up.

606
00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:52,984
Amazing.

607
00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:54,361
LARRY:
Hey, you want some of this?

608
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:56,237
- You wash your hands?
- No.

609
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:57,655
Yeah. 'Cause you're making it
for yourself,

610
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,366
so you're doing all this stuff
like a third base coach. No.

611
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,700
What you guys talking about?

612
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,661
Hey, hey! Look at this.
I come bearing gifts.

613
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:06,206
- Oh, shit, man. Don't do this.
- What do we think it is?

614
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:08,124
- Oh. Are you kidding me?
- No.

615
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:09,626
- Wow.
- You said you liked it,

616
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,753
- so I'm giving it to you.
- LEON: I did say that.

617
00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:12,796
Come on, do us the honors.

618
00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:14,798
- Oh, I'ma put this shit on, man.
- That's something.

619
00:20:14,798 --> 00:20:16,174
- Wow.
- Looking sharp.

620
00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:18,176
- LARRY: Holy cow.
- I think it looks incredible.

621
00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:20,178
Anybody wanna get Chinese food
for lunch today?

622
00:20:20,178 --> 00:20:22,138
- LEON: Nah. Fuck that.
- I unfortunately can't

623
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,390
'cause I gotta see Minnie Mouse.

624
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:24,849
You know, I'm gonna have
a better attitude about it.

625
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:26,810
- She's the same person, right?
- Same person.

626
00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:29,354
I got a date, I'm gonna keep it,
and I'm gonna make it work.

627
00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:30,438
- Okay.
- Thank you for everything.

628
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:31,690
- Sure.
- Appreciate it too, man.

629
00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:34,234
- I appreciate you.
- Appreciate you, Secret Santa.

630
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,361
Jesus, that's amazing
he gave you that jacket.

631
00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:38,071
- That was so nice.
- Know what it is?

632
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,489
It's the "I like it" gambit.

633
00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:40,949
All you gotta do
is compliment people

634
00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:42,117
on what the fuck
they're wearing,

635
00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:43,535
next thing you know,
they gonna give you one.

636
00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:45,745
(CHUCKLES) You know what?
It's not a bad idea.

637
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,372
It's a fucking great idea.
Shit, man.

638
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:49,708
I'll bet that works
like 50 percent of the time.

639
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,626
Wish I had a suede do-rag
to go with this motherfucker.

640
00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:53,044
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- That'd be nice.

641
00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:54,254
- Put that bitch on.
- (WHIRRING)

642
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:56,089
And I just tell 'em,
"I like that bullshit

643
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:57,424
you got on." You know?

644
00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:58,633
(BLENDER CONTINUES WHIRRING)

645
00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:00,427
You know what?
Fuck you, Larry.

646
00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:03,596
- ♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- LEON: Fuck you, Larry!

647
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,223
CHERYL DAVID:
So, what's going on?

648
00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:07,058
You know, not that much.

649
00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:08,727
What is, uh--
What is this material?

650
00:21:08,727 --> 00:21:10,729
- What do you call this material?
- Cotton.

651
00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:13,231
- You think this is cotton?
- Why are you here?

652
00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:14,482
Um, well,

653
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:16,443
- it's very simple, really.
- CHERYL: Okay.

654
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:17,944
Um, so they renovated
the temple,

655
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,821
and they have this plaza,
and they were selling

656
00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:20,989
these bricks for charity.

657
00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:24,409
And Hobie Turner wrote something
very defamatory about me,

658
00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:25,910
and it's there
for everyone to see.

659
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:28,246
It says, "Larry David
is disrespectful to women."

660
00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:29,706
Come on, Cheryl.
I'm not disrespect--

661
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:31,624
I love women.
Who loves women more than me?

662
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:34,878
I love having sex with them.
I love talking to them.

663
00:21:34,878 --> 00:21:36,129
I'm a champion of women.

664
00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:37,630
Being a champion to women

665
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,466
- is saying you love--
- Well, I'm attracted to women.

666
00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:41,009
- I like them.
- Okay.

667
00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:42,510
There's a difference. Okay.

668
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:46,931
So, I'd like to refute his brick
by having somebody who I know

669
00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:48,933
- write something nice about me.
- On the brick?

670
00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:52,270
Yes. "I was married
to Larry David for many years,

671
00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:54,606
and he's a veritable champion
of women."

672
00:21:54,606 --> 00:21:56,316
Something like that,
right next to it.

673
00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:58,234
They'll read his first.
They'll read yours second.

674
00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:00,111
You buy a brick.

675
00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:02,614
- (CLEARS THROAT)
- I don't think so.

676
00:22:02,614 --> 00:22:05,742
- Why not?
- Eh, it doesn't feel right.

677
00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:07,369
What? What's not right?

678
00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:09,954
- Because it sounds bullshitty.
- Okay, well, you don't have
to say that exactly.

679
00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:11,164
You can say anything.

680
00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:12,957
Say something nice. Can you--
You think you could come up

681
00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:14,876
- with something nice?
- TED DANSON: Hey, Cheryl?

682
00:22:14,876 --> 00:22:16,294
- I mean...
- Oh.

683
00:22:16,294 --> 00:22:17,629
- Hi.
- Hi, Larry.

684
00:22:17,629 --> 00:22:19,297
- Hi.
- TED: Can we run lines

685
00:22:19,297 --> 00:22:21,424
- when he goes?
- Well, Larry

686
00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:23,134
has a defamatory brick,

687
00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:24,844
and he wants me
to buy more bricks.

688
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:27,514
Yeah, somebody wrote
a defamatory brick about me.

689
00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:29,683
It says, "Larry David
is disrespectful to women."

690
00:22:29,683 --> 00:22:32,477
- Ouch, ouch.
- Terrible, terrible thing
to say. And I love women, Ted.

691
00:22:32,477 --> 00:22:34,312
Well, he loves having sex
with women,

692
00:22:34,312 --> 00:22:36,690
and he thinks that that proves

693
00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:38,525
- that he respects women.
- LARRY: Well, that,

694
00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:40,318
and there are other things, too.

695
00:22:40,318 --> 00:22:43,321
Larry, completely understand.

696
00:22:43,321 --> 00:22:45,156
The deal is
we already bought a brick.

697
00:22:45,156 --> 00:22:46,491
- Oh. Yeah.
- Right? Didn't we?

698
00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:48,201
- We already bought a brick.
- You already bought a brick?

699
00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:50,620
You didn't even know
what I was talking about
when I brought up the brick.

700
00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:52,664
You probably told me
and I forgot or something.

701
00:22:52,664 --> 00:22:54,624
- I don't know. But--
- I might-- I might--

702
00:22:54,624 --> 00:22:56,292
You know,
maybe I forgot to tell you.

703
00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,670
- I'm sorry. But we did.
We bought a brick.
- Yeah. Ted does a lot of things.

704
00:22:58,670 --> 00:23:01,423
- He does-- He's very charitable.
- You bought a brick, huh?

705
00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:03,883
- Yes.
- What does your brick say, Ted?

706
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,802
Nothing. We left it blank.

707
00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:07,637
- The brick says nothing?
- TED: Yeah.

708
00:23:07,637 --> 00:23:10,223
You know, we're raising money.
We're not trying to advertise.

709
00:23:10,223 --> 00:23:11,599
I don't think
you bought a brick.

710
00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:13,518
- What do you think about that?
- Yeah. Look, the point is

711
00:23:13,518 --> 00:23:15,520
we bought
a fucking brick, Larry.

712
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,522
Okay, I'll tell you what.
I'll make it very easy for you.

713
00:23:17,522 --> 00:23:20,150
I'll buy the brick.
I'll write something nice.

714
00:23:20,150 --> 00:23:21,818
All you gotta do
is put your name on it.

715
00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:23,570
- I don't feel comfortable.
- LARRY: What? I mean,

716
00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:25,697
what if it just said,
"I was married to Larry David,

717
00:23:25,697 --> 00:23:28,033
- and he's a decent guy"?
- Who writes that on a brick?

718
00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:30,535
- Yeah. It's dishonest.
- Well, then you write it.

719
00:23:30,535 --> 00:23:32,245
Well, I don't have anything
to say on a brick.

720
00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:34,164
- Yeah. There you go.
- You can't think of one

721
00:23:34,164 --> 00:23:35,540
nice thing to say
about me on a brick?

722
00:23:35,540 --> 00:23:36,583
No, not on a brick.

723
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:38,251
All right,
so just for argument's sake,

724
00:23:38,251 --> 00:23:39,419
is there anything nice

725
00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:41,046
you could say about me
that's not on a brick?

726
00:23:41,963 --> 00:23:43,715
- Yes.
- (SIGHS)

727
00:23:44,215 --> 00:23:46,051
Something on a cake.

728
00:23:46,051 --> 00:23:49,512
-"Congratulations." "Good job."
-"Happy birthday."

729
00:23:49,512 --> 00:23:52,390
"He's a good golfer, sometimes."
You want some more tea?

730
00:23:52,390 --> 00:23:55,101
- Is that what you were
coming in here for? Okay.
- Yes, I'd love some more tea.

731
00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:58,146
How much longer do you think
you'll be staying, Larry?

732
00:23:58,730 --> 00:24:00,482
I'm leaving right now.

733
00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:03,068
I just need to learn
these lines, that's all.

734
00:24:03,068 --> 00:24:04,486
Nice pen.

735
00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:06,112
- Thank you.
- Good pen. Look at that pen.

736
00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:08,198
- That's some pen.
- Thank you.

737
00:24:08,198 --> 00:24:09,741
Yeah, how do you get
a pen like that?

738
00:24:09,741 --> 00:24:11,284
Do you want the pen, Larry?

739
00:24:11,284 --> 00:24:12,452
Oh, I'm not gonna take your pen.

740
00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:13,828
- Take the pen.
- LARRY: Really?

741
00:24:13,828 --> 00:24:16,247
- TED: Yes, take the pen.
- You're giving me your pen?

742
00:24:16,247 --> 00:24:17,665
Good luck with the brick.

743
00:24:17,665 --> 00:24:19,542
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

744
00:24:19,542 --> 00:24:22,754
Okay. How's this?
"He's an amiable fellow

745
00:24:22,754 --> 00:24:25,548
and a big supporter
of Title Nine."

746
00:24:25,548 --> 00:24:27,092
- Oh, bullshit.
- LARRY: All right.

747
00:24:27,092 --> 00:24:33,264
"He's an amiable fellow
who's attended two WNBA games."

748
00:24:33,264 --> 00:24:34,641
- Is that true?
- No.

749
00:24:34,641 --> 00:24:35,975
And besides,
you never went to one

750
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:39,020
of Sammy's softball games.
I invited you so many times.

751
00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:40,522
The kid couldn't even
lift up a pencil.

752
00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:41,606
Oh, stop it.

753
00:24:41,606 --> 00:24:44,442
- She's very talented!
- All right, how 'bout this?

754
00:24:44,442 --> 00:24:46,861
"Any woman
who Larry David impregnated,

755
00:24:46,861 --> 00:24:49,030
he not only paid
for the abortion,

756
00:24:49,030 --> 00:24:52,075
but accompanied her
to the procedure."

757
00:24:52,075 --> 00:24:54,577
- That's true.
- You're wasting my time. Leave.

758
00:24:54,577 --> 00:24:56,538
- You're not gonna buy a brick?
- Apparently not.

759
00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:59,082
- (SIGHS)
- ♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

760
00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:14,514
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

761
00:25:16,391 --> 00:25:17,809
(SIGHS)

762
00:25:21,896 --> 00:25:23,898
- Hello?
- Hey, Larry. It's Cyrus.

763
00:25:23,898 --> 00:25:26,026
- Irma's sponsor.
- Yeah, I know who you are.

764
00:25:26,026 --> 00:25:28,319
Yeah, look, I just wanted
to call you because my daughter

765
00:25:28,319 --> 00:25:30,071
met with that woman
you recommended.

766
00:25:30,071 --> 00:25:32,407
- Uh, Jenna.
- Yeah, look, um... (SIGHS)

767
00:25:32,407 --> 00:25:33,491
You gotta--

768
00:25:33,491 --> 00:25:35,952
- She was great. (CHUCKLES)
- What?

769
00:25:35,952 --> 00:25:38,204
My daughter said
she gave great notes.

770
00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:39,622
She made the script better.

771
00:25:39,622 --> 00:25:40,999
<i>- She was amazing.</i>
- Seriously?

772
00:25:40,999 --> 00:25:43,460
Yeah! I thought she wouldn't
even give her the time of day.

773
00:25:43,460 --> 00:25:44,753
Yeah,
for a high-powered executive,

774
00:25:44,753 --> 00:25:46,046
she's very down to Earth,
isn't she?

775
00:25:46,046 --> 00:25:47,047
CYRUS: <i>Yeah. Right?</i>

776
00:25:47,047 --> 00:25:48,965
- They even met at a coffee shop.
- LARRY: <i>I know.</i>

777
00:25:48,965 --> 00:25:51,134
You'd think
she's just a regular person.

778
00:25:51,134 --> 00:25:53,345
Anyway, Dana wanted
to send her some flowers

779
00:25:53,345 --> 00:25:54,512
<i>to her office at Disney.</i>

780
00:25:54,512 --> 00:25:56,389
<i>So, if you could shoot me
her address.</i>

781
00:25:56,389 --> 00:25:57,557
Eh, you know, I don't--

782
00:25:57,557 --> 00:25:58,892
I don't think you need
to do that.

783
00:25:58,892 --> 00:26:00,560
Well, I live by the Americana
in Glendale.

784
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,187
I could just go over
and get a gift card

785
00:26:02,187 --> 00:26:03,146
and send it over.

786
00:26:03,146 --> 00:26:04,981
- How 'bout that?
- LARRY: <i>No, not necessary.</i>

787
00:26:04,981 --> 00:26:06,524
I'll just pass on, um,

788
00:26:06,524 --> 00:26:08,318
- your enthusiasm.
- IRMA: Larry!

789
00:26:08,318 --> 00:26:09,527
CYRUS: <i>Okay, well,
you know best...</i>

790
00:26:09,527 --> 00:26:11,696
IRMA: Larry, where are
my sleep brassieres?

791
00:26:11,696 --> 00:26:13,531
- How the fuck do I know?
- CYRUS: <i>Seriously,</i>

792
00:26:13,531 --> 00:26:16,159
I just wanna say,
I owe you one. I really do.

793
00:26:16,159 --> 00:26:18,036
If there's anything
I can do for you...

794
00:26:18,036 --> 00:26:21,039
- IRMA: Larry!
- What?

795
00:26:21,039 --> 00:26:22,707
- CYRUS: <i>So, uh...</i>
- IRMA: Never mind.

796
00:26:22,707 --> 00:26:24,209
They were in the hamper.
They're not that dirty.

797
00:26:24,209 --> 00:26:26,336
CYRUS:
<i>Anything you need from me,
you just say the word, okay?</i>

798
00:26:26,336 --> 00:26:28,880
You know, um...
now that you mention it,

799
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:31,049
there actually
is something you can do.

800
00:26:31,049 --> 00:26:32,258
Yeah, say the word.

801
00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:35,387
- ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- According to your timeline,

802
00:26:36,471 --> 00:26:38,848
I have eight weeks left
with Irma.

803
00:26:38,848 --> 00:26:43,603
I'm wondering
if there's any possible way

804
00:26:43,603 --> 00:26:46,356
- that we can move that up.
- Wait.

805
00:26:46,356 --> 00:26:49,234
You're saying you want
to break up with her early?

806
00:26:49,234 --> 00:26:50,944
Yes, that's exactly what I mean.

807
00:26:50,944 --> 00:26:53,655
- Is there any reason?
- Yeah, I hate her.

808
00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:54,989
That's the reason. How's that?

809
00:26:54,989 --> 00:26:56,741
Look, I don't know what
to tell you.

810
00:26:56,741 --> 00:26:57,992
I'm struggling here, Cyrus,

811
00:26:57,992 --> 00:27:00,954
and Sienna Miller
is interested in me.

812
00:27:00,954 --> 00:27:02,038
(LAUGHS)

813
00:27:02,038 --> 00:27:03,248
- I'm not joking.
- CYRUS: <i>Really?</i>

814
00:27:03,248 --> 00:27:06,042
She is. When is this
gonna happen again? Never.

815
00:27:06,042 --> 00:27:08,211
So, come on. G...

816
00:27:08,211 --> 00:27:10,255
Help a brother out.
Is there anything we can do?

817
00:27:10,255 --> 00:27:12,007
CYRUS: <i>Larry, I appreciate
everything you've done for us,</i>

818
00:27:12,007 --> 00:27:13,800
but a breakup
would just set her back,

819
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,260
and I can't allow that
to happen.

820
00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:16,428
Is that better than murder?

821
00:27:16,428 --> 00:27:18,763
Who benefits from murder?
She's dead and I'm in prison.

822
00:27:18,763 --> 00:27:21,433
Larry, I think
you're saying a lot of things
you don't mean right now.

823
00:27:21,433 --> 00:27:22,475
No, no, I mean it.

824
00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:23,810
<i>Come on.
There's gotta be a way.</i>

825
00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:26,187
If she were
to break up with you,

826
00:27:26,187 --> 00:27:28,690
- I guess that would be okay.
- Her idea?

827
00:27:28,690 --> 00:27:30,608
Then that would give her
the power,

828
00:27:30,608 --> 00:27:32,235
- give her her own agency.
- LARRY: <i>Oh, yeah.</i>

829
00:27:32,235 --> 00:27:33,236
Like it's gonna be her idea.

830
00:27:33,236 --> 00:27:35,238
On what planet?
That's never gonna happen.

831
00:27:35,238 --> 00:27:37,115
I'm sorry. But thank you.

832
00:27:38,033 --> 00:27:40,952
IRMA: Larry, where are
my bunion splints?

833
00:27:40,952 --> 00:27:43,246
Today was amazing, though.
'Cause you know Penny?

834
00:27:43,246 --> 00:27:44,873
She's normally a chipmunk,

835
00:27:44,873 --> 00:27:46,124
Chip or Dale,
and she's in, like,

836
00:27:46,124 --> 00:27:47,834
- what we call fur all the time.
- Right.

837
00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:49,461
JENNA: She got to be Tinkerbell
this week,

838
00:27:49,461 --> 00:27:52,464
and it was unbelievable,
and we were so happy for her.

839
00:27:52,464 --> 00:27:53,798
And she was so good
with the kids.

840
00:27:53,798 --> 00:27:56,134
And she was just having
the best time ever,

841
00:27:56,134 --> 00:27:58,053
because she's never
a face character.

842
00:27:58,053 --> 00:28:00,805
I mean, she's a little tall
to be a pixie,

843
00:28:00,805 --> 00:28:02,223
but she was incredible.

844
00:28:02,223 --> 00:28:03,141
And they had a Peter Pan.

845
00:28:03,141 --> 00:28:04,559
- Right.
- JENNA: Ian was being Peter Pan

846
00:28:04,559 --> 00:28:05,935
that day,
and the chemistry was...

847
00:28:05,935 --> 00:28:07,687
♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

848
00:28:07,687 --> 00:28:09,064
- WAITER: <i>Welcome back, sir.</i>
- LARRY: <i>Thank you.</i>

849
00:28:09,064 --> 00:28:11,733
I'd like a table
for two by the aquarium.

850
00:28:11,733 --> 00:28:13,318
- That table is reserved.
- RICHARD: Mm.

851
00:28:13,318 --> 00:28:15,612
But we have nice table
over here by window.

852
00:28:15,612 --> 00:28:17,614
- Oh, it's reserved?
- Yes.

853
00:28:17,614 --> 00:28:18,990
Okay, we'll go over there.

854
00:28:18,990 --> 00:28:21,284
Okay. You follow me, sir.
This way.

855
00:28:21,284 --> 00:28:22,577
LARRY: All right. Okay.

856
00:28:22,577 --> 00:28:25,288
♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

857
00:28:29,668 --> 00:28:31,086
(SIGHS)

858
00:28:31,086 --> 00:28:33,463
WAITER: Sir. Sir.
Sir, can I help you?

859
00:28:33,463 --> 00:28:34,881
- Excuse me, sir.
- Hmm.

860
00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:36,591
Your table that way.

861
00:28:36,591 --> 00:28:38,718
Yeah, what happened
to the orange fish

862
00:28:38,718 --> 00:28:39,844
that was stuck?

863
00:28:39,844 --> 00:28:42,639
Fish sad,
so we changed new location.

864
00:28:42,639 --> 00:28:44,808
Change of scenery
make much happy fish.

865
00:28:44,808 --> 00:28:46,059
So, you moved the fish?

866
00:28:46,059 --> 00:28:48,019
Yes. Fish living best life
in downtown.

867
00:28:48,019 --> 00:28:50,313
- Very happy there.
- That was so nice of you.

868
00:28:50,313 --> 00:28:52,399
You can go visit
your new friend, orange fish.

869
00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:54,859
I can handle the death
of the fish. Just tell me.

870
00:28:54,859 --> 00:28:57,404
Fish fine. Fish thriving.

871
00:28:57,404 --> 00:28:59,781
No, no, fish stuck. Fish dead.

872
00:28:59,781 --> 00:29:02,450
No. Fish sick. Fish gone.

873
00:29:02,450 --> 00:29:03,743
Stuck. Dead.

874
00:29:03,743 --> 00:29:07,372
- Sick, gone! Sick, gone!
- Stuck, dead! Stuck, dead!

875
00:29:07,372 --> 00:29:11,960
- Fish not your problem anymore.
- I will not forget fish.

876
00:29:14,921 --> 00:29:17,590
Okay, I bring your table
some water.

877
00:29:17,590 --> 00:29:20,719
- How's your fish?
- Fish dead.

878
00:29:20,719 --> 00:29:22,846
Listen to me.
You should've heard Irma

879
00:29:22,846 --> 00:29:24,222
today at the AA meeting.

880
00:29:24,222 --> 00:29:26,850
You would've been blown away.
She shared for a half hour.

881
00:29:26,850 --> 00:29:29,269
- Well, what did she say?
- I-- First of all,

882
00:29:29,269 --> 00:29:30,311
I would never tell you.

883
00:29:30,311 --> 00:29:32,397
In AA, there's principles,
there's guidelines.

884
00:29:32,397 --> 00:29:35,734
So, any wino in Santa Monica
can hear what she's saying,

885
00:29:35,734 --> 00:29:38,069
- but I can't?
- AA is private, man. That's it.

886
00:29:38,069 --> 00:29:40,238
- I'm not gonna tell anybody.
- I just won't do it.

887
00:29:40,238 --> 00:29:41,948
But we're good friends.
We tell each other everything.

888
00:29:41,948 --> 00:29:43,742
- I'm not telling you.
- So, you're not gonna tell me?

889
00:29:43,742 --> 00:29:45,452
- No.
- Hmm.

890
00:29:45,452 --> 00:29:47,078
Suppose I put you in my will?

891
00:29:47,078 --> 00:29:49,789
Her first husband,
horrible accident,

892
00:29:49,789 --> 00:29:52,542
and she was with him 24/7,
like a caregiver.

893
00:29:52,542 --> 00:29:54,669
- Was he in a wheelchair?
- Worse.

894
00:29:54,669 --> 00:29:57,213
- Diapers?
- He had diapers everywhere.

895
00:29:57,213 --> 00:30:00,342
He was like a fucking mummy.
He lost some of his toes.

896
00:30:00,342 --> 00:30:03,053
- His spine was sticking out.
- Oh, my God.

897
00:30:03,053 --> 00:30:04,971
RICHARD: He couldn't move.
He couldn't walk.

898
00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:06,973
And she started
to drink more and more,

899
00:30:06,973 --> 00:30:08,683
and then she became
an alcoholic over this.

900
00:30:08,683 --> 00:30:09,976
And then one day she woke up,
she went,

901
00:30:09,976 --> 00:30:12,270
"You know, this is not the way
I envisioned my life."

902
00:30:12,270 --> 00:30:14,022
So, she just left the guy
high and dry.

903
00:30:14,022 --> 00:30:15,398
'Cause she didn't want
to take care of him?

904
00:30:15,398 --> 00:30:17,067
Yeah, 'cause she wanted
to think about her own life.

905
00:30:17,067 --> 00:30:19,611
Selfish. That's her husband.

906
00:30:19,611 --> 00:30:20,779
She never wanted
to see him again.

907
00:30:20,779 --> 00:30:21,905
It was the diapers.

908
00:30:21,905 --> 00:30:23,865
She said she wasn't proud of it,

909
00:30:23,865 --> 00:30:26,076
but if the situation
happened again,

910
00:30:26,076 --> 00:30:28,870
she would do the same thing.
She would still split.

911
00:30:28,870 --> 00:30:31,122
You know, she knows
what she wants in life.

912
00:30:31,122 --> 00:30:33,124
Let me ask you something.

913
00:30:33,124 --> 00:30:35,418
How much were you thinking
about leaving me?

914
00:30:36,002 --> 00:30:37,962
Oh. No, nothing. Yeah.

915
00:30:38,505 --> 00:30:39,673
- What?
- It was a trick

916
00:30:39,673 --> 00:30:41,675
to get you to talk about it,
which you did.

917
00:30:41,675 --> 00:30:43,301
In three minutes,
I lost all that money?

918
00:30:43,301 --> 00:30:44,844
You shouldn't have told me.
That's all it took

919
00:30:44,844 --> 00:30:46,930
to get it out of you,
your solemn AA oath?

920
00:30:46,930 --> 00:30:48,014
They should kick you
out of there.

921
00:30:48,014 --> 00:30:49,599
- I have weaknesses.
- I got a good mind

922
00:30:49,599 --> 00:30:51,101
- to squeal on you.
- Now, let's eat.

923
00:30:51,101 --> 00:30:55,021
♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

924
00:31:01,361 --> 00:31:04,072
- (GROANS)
- ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

925
00:31:04,698 --> 00:31:05,990
Um, hey, Larry. Sor-- Uh...

926
00:31:05,990 --> 00:31:08,076
- (CLEARS THROAT)
- Oh, my God. What...

927
00:31:08,660 --> 00:31:09,828
What's going on here?

928
00:31:09,828 --> 00:31:12,330
I was, uh,
working late last night. I--

929
00:31:12,330 --> 00:31:14,708
I got kicked out
of my house, so...

930
00:31:14,708 --> 00:31:16,334
You got kicked out
of your house?

931
00:31:16,334 --> 00:31:17,669
CHRISTOPHER: Yeah, yeah.
Come on in.

932
00:31:17,669 --> 00:31:19,963
Um, did we have
a meeting or something?

933
00:31:19,963 --> 00:31:21,131
Why'd you get kicked out?

934
00:31:21,131 --> 00:31:23,049
- What happened?
- Well, quite frankly, you know,

935
00:31:23,049 --> 00:31:25,385
you stuck this thing in my head
about naming babies,

936
00:31:25,385 --> 00:31:27,887
and we got in a big fight,
and things were thrown,

937
00:31:27,887 --> 00:31:30,265
and you got in the middle
of everything, and now,

938
00:31:30,265 --> 00:31:31,933
you know, we don't know
what we're gonna name the baby.

939
00:31:31,933 --> 00:31:33,893
- Oh, so it's my fault.
- Larry, you planted this thing

940
00:31:33,893 --> 00:31:35,437
in our head,
and then you brought up semen.

941
00:31:35,437 --> 00:31:37,814
Like, that's none
of your business about I--

942
00:31:37,814 --> 00:31:40,859
- what I do with my own semen.
- LARRY: Oh, are you telling me
that if it's your semen,

943
00:31:40,859 --> 00:31:42,527
you shouldn't have
the right to name the baby?

944
00:31:42,527 --> 00:31:44,195
- Yeah, but it's my business.
- LARRY: It's your semen.

945
00:31:44,195 --> 00:31:45,780
I don't tell you
what to do with your semen.

946
00:31:45,780 --> 00:31:46,990
Well, what am I gonna do
with semen?

947
00:31:46,990 --> 00:31:49,367
A normal man knows
what to do with semen.

948
00:31:49,367 --> 00:31:51,870
I do normal things with semen.
I wipe it up and throw it away.

949
00:31:51,870 --> 00:31:52,996
What else could you do
with semen?

950
00:31:52,996 --> 00:31:54,664
Well, you could impregnate
somebody else

951
00:31:54,664 --> 00:31:55,874
and have a baby.

952
00:31:55,874 --> 00:31:57,834
Okay. If I did do that
and my partner's name

953
00:31:57,834 --> 00:31:59,044
was Papalopadopalous,

954
00:31:59,044 --> 00:32:00,587
I would use David
as the last name.

955
00:32:00,587 --> 00:32:02,505
Okay, and you know what?
That would be your prerogative.

956
00:32:02,505 --> 00:32:04,424
And I wouldn't come to you
and say you should name it

957
00:32:04,424 --> 00:32:06,051
this or that
and start naming your baby.

958
00:32:06,051 --> 00:32:08,386
Yes. Yes,
but you knew deep down

959
00:32:08,386 --> 00:32:09,721
- that I was right.
- CHRISTOPHER: No, I didn't.

960
00:32:09,721 --> 00:32:11,139
And that's why
you brought it up.

961
00:32:11,139 --> 00:32:12,932
That's why you had a fight.
That's why you got kicked out.

962
00:32:12,932 --> 00:32:15,393
- Isn't that so?
- Larry, you're out of order.

963
00:32:15,393 --> 00:32:19,397
Let me name my own baby
with my husband. End of story.

964
00:32:19,397 --> 00:32:21,066
To tell you the truth,
I'm kind of surprised

965
00:32:21,066 --> 00:32:22,400
you're sloughing off the blame
on me.

966
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:24,402
And I'm equally surprised
you won't accept the blame.

967
00:32:24,402 --> 00:32:26,321
I think I'm way more
surprised than you...

968
00:32:26,321 --> 00:32:28,323
- CHRISTOPHER: I think I'm--
- ...about the sloughing
of the blame.

969
00:32:28,323 --> 00:32:32,369
And I'm really wildly surprised
that you aren't accepting.

970
00:32:32,369 --> 00:32:33,995
I am so incredulous

971
00:32:33,995 --> 00:32:36,581
that you think
I am more to blame than you.

972
00:32:36,581 --> 00:32:39,918
- What are you doing here, Larr?
- Can I sue a temple?

973
00:32:39,918 --> 00:32:42,087
- For what?
- There's a defamatory brick

974
00:32:42,087 --> 00:32:43,171
at that temple. Did--

975
00:32:43,171 --> 00:32:45,131
- Oh, yeah. I saw that. Yeah.
- LARRY: You saw that?

976
00:32:45,131 --> 00:32:46,508
What was your reaction
when you saw that?

977
00:32:46,508 --> 00:32:47,967
It's fine.
They can do anything they want.

978
00:32:47,967 --> 00:32:49,260
- It's freedom of religion.
- Freedom of religion?

979
00:32:49,260 --> 00:32:50,887
CHRISTOPHER:
Yeah, they're protected by--

980
00:32:50,887 --> 00:32:52,931
You just go around
calling people assholes,
and you put it on a temple?

981
00:32:52,931 --> 00:32:53,932
That's not slander?

982
00:32:53,932 --> 00:32:55,433
Anything else
I can help you with?

983
00:32:55,934 --> 00:32:57,143
Hmm.

984
00:32:57,143 --> 00:32:59,270
How'd the, uh, the filing go?
Are we good?

985
00:32:59,270 --> 00:33:02,732
♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

986
00:33:02,732 --> 00:33:03,900
Oh, God.

987
00:33:03,900 --> 00:33:05,485
- (EXHALES DEEPLY)
- LARRY: Oh, my God.

988
00:33:05,485 --> 00:33:06,945
Wait a minute.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

989
00:33:06,945 --> 00:33:08,822
Oh, God. No, no.
Don't-- Don't even say it.

990
00:33:08,822 --> 00:33:10,782
- Don't tell me. No.
- I forgot to file it.

991
00:33:10,782 --> 00:33:12,450
You forgot to file it?

992
00:33:12,450 --> 00:33:13,993
- Yeah, I forgot to file it.
- LARRY: How could you forget
to file it?

993
00:33:13,993 --> 00:33:15,245
I forgot to file it
because of the shit

994
00:33:15,245 --> 00:33:16,621
- you put me through, Larry!
- Oh, it's my fault?

995
00:33:16,621 --> 00:33:18,164
- CHRISTOPHER: Yes!
- It's my fault you forgot
to file?

996
00:33:18,164 --> 00:33:19,708
CHRISTOPHER: Yes!
And if you accepted it,

997
00:33:19,708 --> 00:33:20,792
then this
wouldn't have happened.

998
00:33:20,792 --> 00:33:22,585
Why did you get involved
in my stuff?

999
00:33:22,585 --> 00:33:24,796
- Well, can you file it now?
- No, I can't file it now.

1000
00:33:24,796 --> 00:33:25,964
It's past the deadline.

1001
00:33:25,964 --> 00:33:28,049
- It's past the deadline?
- It's past the deadline.

1002
00:33:28,049 --> 00:33:29,634
I missed it.

1003
00:33:30,885 --> 00:33:32,387
Look, it's going to trial.

1004
00:33:32,387 --> 00:33:34,764
- I can go to jail for a year!
- You're not gonna go to jail.

1005
00:33:34,764 --> 00:33:35,974
We're gonna win the trial.

1006
00:33:35,974 --> 00:33:37,392
I'm confident
we're going to win.

1007
00:33:37,392 --> 00:33:40,770
Don't worry about a thing, okay?
I'm gonna make this a priority.

1008
00:33:40,770 --> 00:33:43,606
I know you don't wanna hear it,
but I have to say it anyway.

1009
00:33:43,606 --> 00:33:47,068
- What is it?
- I think a great compromise...

1010
00:33:48,361 --> 00:33:51,114
- is Ziggy Zeckelman.
- Can you leave, please?

1011
00:33:51,114 --> 00:33:53,324
I could so live with Zeckelman
with a Ziggy.

1012
00:33:53,324 --> 00:33:55,618
Listen to me for once.
Do you wanna win this trial?

1013
00:33:55,618 --> 00:33:57,287
- Yes.
- Stop naming my baby.

1014
00:33:59,456 --> 00:34:00,582
Okay.

1015
00:34:01,332 --> 00:34:03,835
And you didn't like Foots?

1016
00:34:03,835 --> 00:34:07,339
- Got it.
- ♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

1017
00:34:14,346 --> 00:34:15,972
Tell me you got something good.

1018
00:34:15,972 --> 00:34:17,849
- Oh, I got the goods.
- FREDDY: Yeah?

1019
00:34:17,849 --> 00:34:19,059
Oh, yeah.

1020
00:34:19,059 --> 00:34:21,102
Got something that's gonna
get us out of this mess

1021
00:34:21,102 --> 00:34:23,730
- that we're both in.
- All right, I'm all ears.

1022
00:34:23,730 --> 00:34:25,774
Oh, by the way,
the fish is dead.

1023
00:34:26,858 --> 00:34:27,942
FYI.

1024
00:34:27,942 --> 00:34:29,361
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1025
00:34:30,111 --> 00:34:31,780
You know, in a weird way...

1026
00:34:32,781 --> 00:34:33,865
(SCOFFS)

1027
00:34:33,865 --> 00:34:37,035
...I kind of feel like me
and you are that little fish.

1028
00:34:37,035 --> 00:34:39,329
We just wanna swim
and enjoy our day,

1029
00:34:39,329 --> 00:34:41,623
but we're stuck in that filter.

1030
00:34:41,623 --> 00:34:42,957
- That's true.
- Right?

1031
00:34:42,957 --> 00:34:44,334
- We're like the fish.
- Yeah.

1032
00:34:44,334 --> 00:34:47,587
- We're stuck fish.
- Squirming, screaming for help,

1033
00:34:47,587 --> 00:34:49,005
but trapped.

1034
00:34:49,005 --> 00:34:50,507
- Not sick.
- No.

1035
00:34:50,507 --> 00:34:51,633
- Stuck.
- Just stuck.

1036
00:34:51,633 --> 00:34:53,385
- Oh, my God.
- But if you stay stuck too long,

1037
00:34:53,385 --> 00:34:56,262
you're gonna get sick,
and then you're gonna die.

1038
00:34:56,262 --> 00:34:59,140
I mean, maybe
in some small way, the...

1039
00:35:00,141 --> 00:35:03,228
the fish lives on
through us being free.

1040
00:35:03,228 --> 00:35:04,396
- Guess what?
- Yeah?

1041
00:35:04,396 --> 00:35:05,772
We're getting out
of that filter.

1042
00:35:05,772 --> 00:35:06,940
- Please.
- Are you ready?

1043
00:35:06,940 --> 00:35:09,150
- Can you make us unstuck?
- Oh, yeah.

1044
00:35:09,150 --> 00:35:10,402
So, here's the deal.

1045
00:35:10,402 --> 00:35:12,779
- ♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- (BIRDS CHIRPING)

1046
00:35:13,738 --> 00:35:14,906
(SIGHS)

1047
00:35:16,449 --> 00:35:18,368
I've got something to tell you.

1048
00:35:21,538 --> 00:35:24,332
I got something
that I gotta tell you.

1049
00:35:24,833 --> 00:35:26,084
What, Freddy?

1050
00:35:26,084 --> 00:35:27,669
It's medical.

1051
00:35:30,797 --> 00:35:32,924
It's a medical thing
and it's getting worse.

1052
00:35:34,259 --> 00:35:36,011
Don't do that.

1053
00:35:36,011 --> 00:35:37,595
JENNA: Freddy, your hand.

1054
00:35:37,595 --> 00:35:40,598
It's called,
uh, Groat's disease.

1055
00:35:40,598 --> 00:35:42,350
I have Groat's disease.

1056
00:35:42,350 --> 00:35:43,977
It affects the nervous system

1057
00:35:43,977 --> 00:35:46,980
and eventually
I become incontinent,

1058
00:35:46,980 --> 00:35:48,648
- and you can't even sit.
- (GROANS)

1059
00:35:48,648 --> 00:35:51,317
The shaking
is the tip of the iceberg.

1060
00:35:51,317 --> 00:35:55,780
I have to sleep on my knees,
and I need 24-hour care.

1061
00:35:55,780 --> 00:35:57,282
And you'll have to hold my penis

1062
00:35:57,282 --> 00:35:59,325
- when I pee.
<i>- Ay, gevalt.</i>

1063
00:35:59,325 --> 00:36:01,202
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

1064
00:36:02,078 --> 00:36:06,082
Okay. (SIGHS)
I-- I-- I just can't.

1065
00:36:06,082 --> 00:36:08,585
The stents and the shunts
and the ports,

1066
00:36:08,585 --> 00:36:10,462
and I hear
the word "hospice," I--

1067
00:36:10,462 --> 00:36:12,047
- LARRY: Yuck.
- I-- I can't.

1068
00:36:12,047 --> 00:36:14,132
I'm distraught but I understand.

1069
00:36:14,132 --> 00:36:16,301
I'm so glad you do.
I just-- I just--

1070
00:36:16,301 --> 00:36:19,220
- Go live your beautiful life.
- Thank you. I can't.

1071
00:36:19,220 --> 00:36:21,222
I just couldn't do it again,
you know?

1072
00:36:21,222 --> 00:36:22,766
- Yeah. Yeah. Okay, okay.
- (IRMA GROANS)

1073
00:36:22,766 --> 00:36:23,767
So, take off. Okay.

1074
00:36:23,767 --> 00:36:25,226
- Yeah, you should go. Yeah.
- IRMA: Okay. Okay.

1075
00:36:25,226 --> 00:36:26,478
- Oh, you know what?
- What?

1076
00:36:26,478 --> 00:36:28,688
- I really like that scarf.
- IRMA: What, this?

1077
00:36:28,688 --> 00:36:30,732
Yeah, it's got a button,
and it heats up, right?

1078
00:36:30,732 --> 00:36:31,608
It keeps your neck warm.

1079
00:36:31,608 --> 00:36:33,193
- You like it?
- Yeah, it's nice.

1080
00:36:33,193 --> 00:36:34,944
You-- Listen. Please, take it.

1081
00:36:34,944 --> 00:36:36,154
- Please, it's the--
- Oh, please, no.

1082
00:36:36,154 --> 00:36:37,614
- No, please. It's the lea--
- Come on.

1083
00:36:37,614 --> 00:36:38,823
- You gotta charge it,
but it's the least--
- What? Really?

1084
00:36:38,823 --> 00:36:40,575
- Yes. It's the least I can do.
- Oh, my gosh.

1085
00:36:40,575 --> 00:36:42,994
- Oh, what a wonderful thing.
- Look, you press
the little button there.

1086
00:36:42,994 --> 00:36:44,579
- Yeah, that's gonna comfort you.
- Oh!

1087
00:36:44,579 --> 00:36:47,832
Keep your thyroid warm, and...
Oh, I feel so bad,

1088
00:36:47,832 --> 00:36:51,336
- but, uh... Okay. Oh, anal leak.
- Okay, so go. Yeah, so you go.

1089
00:36:51,336 --> 00:36:52,837
- I can't do it.
- Yeah, all right, go.

1090
00:36:52,837 --> 00:36:56,174
- No, don't. Don't.
- I'm sorry. It's latex gloves.

1091
00:36:56,174 --> 00:36:57,801
It's secretions.

1092
00:36:57,801 --> 00:37:00,595
- It's anal leakage.
- Yeah, go, go. Yeah, just go.

1093
00:37:00,595 --> 00:37:03,014
You're better off without me.
I-- I'm sorry, I--

1094
00:37:03,014 --> 00:37:05,016
- Yeah, get the hell outta here.
- IRMA: It's gonna be hard.

1095
00:37:05,016 --> 00:37:08,853
- Not great, what's gonna happen.
- LARRY: Go, go, go!
Go! Please, go! Please, go!

1096
00:37:08,853 --> 00:37:13,024
Go! Go. Going. Going!

1097
00:37:13,692 --> 00:37:16,277
Gone!

1098
00:37:16,277 --> 00:37:19,155
♪ (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

1099
00:37:19,155 --> 00:37:23,451
(GASPS) Yeah! (GURGLES)

1100
00:37:23,451 --> 00:37:25,662
(CHEERS)

1101
00:37:25,662 --> 00:37:27,539
<i>♪ I have
A structured settlement ♪</i>

1102
00:37:27,539 --> 00:37:29,791
<i>♪ And I need cash now ♪</i>

1103
00:37:29,791 --> 00:37:31,876
<i>♪ Call J.G. Wentworth ♪</i>

1104
00:37:31,876 --> 00:37:37,215
<i>♪ 877-CASH-NOW ♪</i>

1105
00:37:37,215 --> 00:37:40,010
<i>♪ NOW, NOW ♪</i>

1106
00:37:40,010 --> 00:37:41,177
Ah!

1107
00:37:41,177 --> 00:37:42,512
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

1108
00:37:42,512 --> 00:37:43,763
(IMITATING CINDERELLA)
Hello there.

1109
00:37:43,763 --> 00:37:46,975
Welcome to the most
magical store at the mall.

1110
00:37:46,975 --> 00:37:48,226
Goodbye.

1111
00:37:48,226 --> 00:37:50,854
They can't order you
to stop dreaming.

1112
00:37:51,354 --> 00:37:52,355
Thank you.

1113
00:37:52,355 --> 00:37:54,649
- Oh, hello, princess.
- Hi, sweetheart.

1114
00:37:54,649 --> 00:37:57,736
Do you have the, um,
Mickey Mouse oven gloves

1115
00:37:57,736 --> 00:37:59,404
that you put your hands
in the mitts,

1116
00:37:59,404 --> 00:38:00,947
and then he's got his
little hands on the--

1117
00:38:00,947 --> 00:38:01,990
- I'm not sure.
- IRMA: Yeah.

1118
00:38:01,990 --> 00:38:03,616
- Do you want me to check?
- Yeah, that'd be good.

1119
00:38:03,616 --> 00:38:05,785
I just left mine
at my boyfriend's house.

1120
00:38:05,785 --> 00:38:08,329
We just broke up,
and I don't wanna go back there.

1121
00:38:08,329 --> 00:38:10,081
- Oh. I'm so sorry to hear that.
- So...

1122
00:38:10,081 --> 00:38:11,458
Well, it seems
we're both the same.

1123
00:38:11,458 --> 00:38:13,501
My happily ever after
has ended, too.

1124
00:38:13,501 --> 00:38:15,045
IRMA: Ugh. Sucks, right?

1125
00:38:15,045 --> 00:38:16,796
- It's awful.
- Yeah. Yeah.

1126
00:38:16,796 --> 00:38:18,048
Well, mine was sick.

1127
00:38:18,048 --> 00:38:20,050
Well, my Prince Charming
was sick.

1128
00:38:20,050 --> 00:38:21,217
- What a small world.
- Yeah.

1129
00:38:21,217 --> 00:38:23,136
- It's a small world, you know.
- Yes.

1130
00:38:23,136 --> 00:38:24,387
I don't wanna go through
the thing

1131
00:38:24,387 --> 00:38:26,264
with the degenerative disease
he had.

1132
00:38:26,264 --> 00:38:27,640
I didn't wanna stay by.

1133
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,434
I'm too young
to deal with all that.

1134
00:38:29,434 --> 00:38:32,103
It's a terrible thing,
this Groat's disease.

1135
00:38:32,103 --> 00:38:34,564
(NORMAL VOICE) Wait, what?
Did you say Groat's disease?

1136
00:38:34,564 --> 00:38:37,400
- Yeah. You know this?
- That's what my boyfriend,
Freddy, that's what he has.

1137
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,235
- Groat's disease.
- IRMA: What?

1138
00:38:39,235 --> 00:38:40,737
- Freddy?
- Yeah.

1139
00:38:40,737 --> 00:38:42,030
Freddy who?

1140
00:38:42,030 --> 00:38:43,656
Freddy Funkhouser.

1141
00:38:44,407 --> 00:38:45,992
Larry David.

1142
00:38:45,992 --> 00:38:48,328
Are you fucking kidding me?

1143
00:38:48,328 --> 00:38:49,788
- Can we get some lunch, please?
- Ooh, yes.

1144
00:38:49,788 --> 00:38:51,623
- I want a sandwich or something.
- Hell yeah.

1145
00:38:51,623 --> 00:38:54,000
- IRMA: This is bad.
- They lied to us.

1146
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,086
- Oh, my God.
- Jenna?

1147
00:38:56,461 --> 00:38:58,004
Oh, hey. Dana.

1148
00:38:58,004 --> 00:38:59,547
(IMITATES CINDERELLA) Hello.

1149
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You work at the Disney store?

1150
00:39:02,801 --> 00:39:04,427
Yeah, I work here.

1151
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(SCOFFS) Then why did
you give me notes on my script?

1152
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'Cause Larry David asked me to.

1153
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I used them. I got kicked out
of my writers' group.

1154
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- Bastards.
- Larry David.

1155
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Larry fucking David.

1156
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Those fucking pricks.

1157
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♪ ("CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM"
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♪ (THEME MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪

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