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"An open letter to the management
of Ocean View Golf Club."
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"I'm writing this letter to address
numerous complaints."
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"The food is not good."
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"We get packaged turkey roll
instead of real deli turkey."
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"Never had a piece of bread
in this club that wasn't stale."
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"Shirts have to be tucked in
at all times?"
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Come on. "And your management style
leaves something to be desired."
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"Shame. Shame on you."
Signed, "Disgruntled".
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Who wrote this?
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Who doesn't like turkey roll?
Who don't like tucking shirt?
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Who is Disgruntled?
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Is it you, funny guy?
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I will find who is Disgruntled.
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Takahashi, he ripped it right off the
bulletin board and then accused me.
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- Was it you?
- No.
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It is something you would kind of do,
you have to admit.
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I am not Disgruntled.
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I mean, I'm disgruntled,
but I'm not Disgruntled.
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Great news. Willie Geist wants
to do a profile of you.
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- No kidding.
- Yeah, the Sunday Morning Show.
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That's a good show.
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Because of Atlanta,
everyone wants you.
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The cause celeb.
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You know what? I'll do that.
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- Great.
- I really like him.
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Hello, everybody.
I will be your server for today.
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What can I get started for you guys?
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- I'm thinking scrambled eggs.
- Yes, me too.
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We are actually already
on to the lunch menu.
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What?
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11 o'clock, we switch over
to the lunch menu, so...
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- I mean, it's 11:10.
- That's not 11:00.
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What's the difference?
It's just eggs.
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I mean, those are the rules.
What am I supposed to do?
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What's going on in the kitchen
after 11:00?
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What happens in those 10 minutes?
What are they doing?
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We have to draw the line somewhere.
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Such a limited menu.
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It's like a Broadway play where
they have to put in a new set.
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And so now they're putting in
the lunch set.
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It's just those are the rules.
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I can't eat a beet pear salad
at 11:00 AM.
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Okay, you know what? I see there's
a Cobb salad on the menu, right?
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- There are eggs in the Cobb salad?
- Correct.
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Okay, so take the eggs
from the Cobb salad,
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take the bacon from the Cobb salad
and put it on some toast.
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I see what you're trying to do there.
You're looking for a breakfast loophole.
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It's not gonna work. And you're
not the first person to try.
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I'm not the first person to try
the breakfast loophole.
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It was Five Easy Pieces, remember?
With Jack Nicholson.
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Do me a favor. Will you just ask?
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- I can ask.
- Thank you.
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And as long as you're asking,
I brought my own eggs.
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- Could you give these to the chef?
- You brought these from home?
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Yes, 'cause they're organic. The ones
you have are full of antibiotics.
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They've done it for me before.
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The chef knows that our eggs
are not good enough for you,
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and he knows that you like eating
breakfast after 11:00?
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Yeah.
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I will go and see
what he says about all that.
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- And I'll report back.
- Thank you very much.
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Most restaurants have an omelet
on the menu for lunch, too.
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This should have been
in the Disgruntled letter.
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That should've been in the letter. You
know what else Disgruntled missed?
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- The bad eggs.
- They inject them with antibiotics.
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Found that it gives men breasts.
Larry could grow breasts.
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The thought of Larry with breasts,
I can't.
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I'd be pretty cute.
Pretty, pretty, pretty cute.
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So have you been since
you stopped working?
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It's a struggle, you know?
But I go to the meetings,
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and Cyrus is incredible, my sponsor.
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Big bear of a man.
Looks like Hoss from Bonanza.
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And he thinks we should go
to couples' therapy.
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- What?
- He suggested it.
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What do you think? You ever been
to couples' therapy?
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No. We haven't really needed it.
Although, it can't hurt.
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I want to do it very, very badly.
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- Larry, I think it's a great idea.
- No, it's a horrible idea.
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Why?
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It doesn't do anything.
It's a waste of time.
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It does something.
I need it for my recovery.
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I really need it. I think
it's a crucial part of my recovery.
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Please, let's do the therapy.
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No changes for six months.
Can you promise me that, Larry?
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Six months?
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- All right!
- Good.
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Look at you, huh?
I have a referral.
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Saved the Janowitz's marriage,
this woman.
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That's what you need,
is to be like the Janowitz's.
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You should be so lucky
to be as happy as the Janowitz's.
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- The eggs have arrived, everybody.
- Here we go.
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Excuse me. Eggs after 11:00?
What is this?
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- I will be right with you. Sorry.
- I'd like some eggs.
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Well, if he's getting eggs,
I want an omelet.
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See what you did? This is what
happens when you break the rules.
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Well, it's a stupid rule, okay?
Eggs are an all-day food.
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By the way, I ordered pancakes.
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Yeah, your wife actually changed your
order while you were in the restroom.
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- Much healthier.
- Thank you, once again.
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Some butter?
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I want scrambled eggs, too!
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The caftan business.
You got to be A.D.A. compliant.
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I think this Willie Geist thing
is gonna be good for you.
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- Really?
- I really do.
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Hold on. I got to tell you something.
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I'm Disgruntled. It's me.
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- I'm Disgruntled.
- You're kidding. You wrote that shit?
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I wrote it. Did you notice it was
all the stuff we've talked about?
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You tacked that thing up
like you were Martin Luther.
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But no one can ever know.
I'll get kicked out of the club.
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Don't worry,
I'm not gonna say a word.
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I'm not worried about you.
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It's the best thing
you've ever done in your life.
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- You think so?
- Yeah, I do.
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- Have I done any other good things?
- No.
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- So, this is the only one?
- This is the only decent thing.
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Well, I'm Disgruntled.
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- What are you guys talking about?
- None of your business!
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- Come on!
- You know what?
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That should be on your tombstone,
"I'm Disgruntled".
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So, I took in this Black family
after Hurricane Katrina,
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and the guy's still living there.
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- l'm sure he's around somewhere.
- That was really big of you, Larry.
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You've become
kind of a liberal darling.
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They love you on MSNBC,
I'll tell you that.
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Get the hell out of here!
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So you knew, Larry, when you
handed out that bottle of water
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you were breaking the law?
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Yeah, of course.
Are you kidding? Of course.
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And you're gonna plead not guilty?
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Absolutely. It's such a stupid law.
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I mean, how could I do
anything but that?
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I'll take it to the Supreme Court
if I have to.
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- Supreme Court?
- Oh, yeah.
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I think this is gonna work pretty well.
You and I will talk in the interview.
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Be loose like this.
You tell your story.
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Think if it's all right with you,
we can do it here.
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There's a lot of beautiful space.
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And I've been talking to a bunch
of people.
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Everybody's got something to say
about you.
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Although one person did call you
an asshole.
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Who? Who called me an asshole?
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- Could do it in here.
- Who called me an asshole?
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Larry, we're not gonna do this, okay?
I don't give up my sources.
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I need you to respect my journalistic
integrity right now.
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Journalistic integrity?
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Where's the integrity of telling me that
somebody called me an asshole?
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It's a small part of a larger story.
I have to tell the full picture.
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But it's a universal fact that everybody
is called an asshole!
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I'm sure Mother Teresa was called
an asshole by someone.
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- I doubt that, Larry.
- I don't doubt it.
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Somebody must have said: "Oh,
he's so good. What an asshole!"
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"Oh, look at Miss Perfect helping
the lepers." Come on!
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And I'm not giving you the source,
so we can just drop it, Larry.
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That's it.
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You don't have to give me the source.
It was Ted Danson.
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- I just saw that.
- No.
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That's a tell.
That was a look away. I saw it.
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That's not a look away.
That's a let's move along.
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It's not Ted.
That's all I'm gonna say.
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Forget it. I know who it was.
I can't believe it.
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Who do you think it is?
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It was Troy,
the deaf actor at the club.
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Troy Kotsur, the guy who won
the Oscar for CODA?
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Yeah, yeah. I hit him with a golf ball
because I couldn't yell "fore".
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And I threw a bagel at him, too.
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What, do you think he signed to me
that you're an asshole?
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Totally. Yeah.
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Larry, let me ask you a question,
as long as we're talking about the club.
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Are you Disgruntled?
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Disgruntled?
You know about Disgruntled?
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When a guy puts a note
on the locker room door
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and there's a fight inside the club
there's something there.
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I am most certainly not Disgruntled
with a capital D.
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I'm disgruntled with a small D, Willie.
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How could you be a human being
and not be small D disgruntled?
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Well, you're coming at me with some
big D Disgruntled energy right here.
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I am not big D.
Little D all the way.
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You sure about that, Larry?
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Yeah, I'm sure.
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Okay.
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I'm excited.
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I feel happy we're doing this
as a couple.
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I have a structured settlement,
But I need cash now.
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- All right, come on.
- What?
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- Come on, stop singing that.
- I can't stop it.
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You put it in my head.
I sang it yesterday in the car.
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Do the other guy. I'll be the woman.
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I have a structured settlement,
But I need cash now.
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Okay. Hi, Larry.
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- Melanie?
- Yes!
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Are you kidding me? What?
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I thought I was seeing
Melanie Stainback.
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Stainback is my maiden name, and
I just kept it professionally
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because it was too much to change
everything and confuse everybody.
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- So, Turner's my married name.
- You know each other.
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Her husband was a writer on Seinfeld.
Hobie Turner.
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- Larry and I go way back.
- I'm sorry about this.
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It's a total misunderstanding.
We'll just take off.
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- Why? No, no, no. Let's go.
- Come on!
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Larry, I promise, everything that
happens in here is 100% confidential.
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- So awkward, though.
- Let's go.
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- You sure?
- You want a mint?
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It's gonna be fine.
You must be Irma.
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- I am!
- I love your necklace.
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There's another thing he does.
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He has a thing about
phallic-shaped vegetables.
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We're in a market. I see him just
stroking, stroking an eggplant.
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- Are you insane?
- He's stroking cucumbers.
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I'd eat a cucumber if it was square.
I don't care that it's phallic shaped.
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Bell peppers.
All of this thing with food.
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Bell peppers?
What are you bringing this up for?
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Larry, it's all right.
This is a safe space, I promise you.
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We talked about this.
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Does your husband have
a very low-hanging scrotal sac?
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- A lot of guys do.
- Oh my God.
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How long is it? When he goes to the
bathroom in the night, can I just say...
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No, you can't just say!
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I hear them slapping on his thighs.
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It sounds like, you know,
a flip-flop in a Mexican resort.
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This is just nonsense.
Is this why we're in therapy?
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So you could bring up long balls?
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I know her husband!
You're embarrassing me!
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No. In this room,
I am not your friend.
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I'm not your coworker's wife.
I am your therapist. Okay?
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It looks like our time is up.
We should go to lunch.
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Great!
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I know Hobie would love to see you.
It's been such a long time.
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00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:33,867
We could catch up.
How's this Sunday?
230
00:12:33,867 --> 00:12:36,870
Yes. You'll come to the club
and be our guests.
231
00:12:36,870 --> 00:12:40,332
Great. Wouldn't that be fun? Larry?
232
00:12:40,332 --> 00:12:43,084
- He's always free.
- Wonderful.
233
00:12:43,626 --> 00:12:45,546
I'll put us all on a text chain.
234
00:12:45,546 --> 00:12:47,631
We'll work out the details.
235
00:12:48,965 --> 00:12:52,635
Wonderful meeting you.
Same time next Tuesday.
236
00:12:52,635 --> 00:12:55,806
- Oh my gosh.
- What are the odds?
237
00:12:58,349 --> 00:12:59,768
She's wonderful.
238
00:12:59,768 --> 00:13:02,896
I mean, she's not a magician
with you two, but you know.
239
00:13:02,896 --> 00:13:05,608
You two are so good, huh?
What's that dig?
240
00:13:08,902 --> 00:13:12,072
He's never fucking home.
I mean, he is never home.
241
00:13:12,072 --> 00:13:13,824
He's at the club day and night,
242
00:13:13,824 --> 00:13:17,660
and I don't really mind.
I'm perfectly happy to have him gone.
243
00:13:17,660 --> 00:13:20,789
But the issue is he hates
the fucking place.
244
00:13:20,789 --> 00:13:23,334
Can I tell her about the letter?
He wrote a letter.
245
00:13:23,334 --> 00:13:26,127
- He wrote a whole long list.
- What the fuck are you doing?
246
00:13:26,127 --> 00:13:27,505
Do not go into my letter.
247
00:13:27,505 --> 00:13:29,506
This is a place where you talk
about what's private, Jeff.
248
00:13:29,506 --> 00:13:32,634
He wrote a letter, and he won't
even sign his own name!
249
00:13:32,634 --> 00:13:35,805
- He signs, "Disgruntled".
- I was disgruntled!
250
00:13:35,805 --> 00:13:38,974
And I don't want to talk about
the letter anymore. No more letter.
251
00:13:38,974 --> 00:13:41,518
Like I said before,
this is a completely safe space,
252
00:13:41,518 --> 00:13:44,646
and if Susie wants to talk about this,
we need to talk about it.
253
00:13:46,856 --> 00:13:49,818
Anyway, I'm at my wit's end,
because...
254
00:13:49,818 --> 00:13:52,070
What's going on over there?
You guys hear the sneeze?
255
00:13:52,070 --> 00:13:54,865
- I don't think so.
- I just heard a sneeze.
256
00:13:54,865 --> 00:13:56,951
If I heard the sneeze,
they can hear us.
257
00:13:56,951 --> 00:14:00,245
- Hey, who's over there?
- I think it's a doctor's office.
258
00:14:00,705 --> 00:14:05,083
And another thing, I'm all about warmth
and closeness and intimacy.
259
00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:08,878
He's a cold fucking fish.
He never wants to cuddle.
260
00:14:08,878 --> 00:14:11,631
I mean, what kind of person
doesn't want to cuddle with me?
261
00:14:11,631 --> 00:14:13,299
Wait, I heard that one.
262
00:14:24,979 --> 00:14:28,273
- What are you doing?
- Velcheck?
263
00:14:30,151 --> 00:14:31,693
What? Who is he?
264
00:14:31,693 --> 00:14:37,116
He's the guy in the next office!
He's best friends with Takahashi.
265
00:14:37,116 --> 00:14:39,827
- He heard everything we said.
- So what?
266
00:14:39,827 --> 00:14:44,290
I'm gonna be outed as Disgruntled.
You had to talk about the letter!
267
00:14:46,291 --> 00:14:48,626
I thought the whole session
was very helpful.
268
00:14:49,336 --> 00:14:53,465
Arnold Velcheck, right there
on the board, next office over.
269
00:14:53,465 --> 00:14:55,508
- Velcheck, from the club?
- Yeah.
270
00:14:55,508 --> 00:14:59,971
And Susie yammered on and on
about the Disgruntled letter.
271
00:15:00,389 --> 00:15:02,641
Now I don't know for sure
if he heard that,
272
00:15:02,641 --> 00:15:08,773
but I wish I could get in there
and see how much you can hear.
273
00:15:11,734 --> 00:15:14,987
Suppose I make an appointment
for you to go to this urologist.
274
00:15:14,987 --> 00:15:16,697
At the same time, I'll make
an appointment
275
00:15:16,697 --> 00:15:18,198
with my couples' therapist,
276
00:15:18,198 --> 00:15:19,700
and see if you can hear
what I'm saying.
277
00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:24,121
I'll do that shit. Of course. I got one
question. What's a urologist?
278
00:15:24,789 --> 00:15:28,417
It's nothing. You pee in a cup.
You fill out a few forms.
279
00:15:28,417 --> 00:15:32,420
But mainly you're seeing
if you can hear what I'm saying.
280
00:15:32,420 --> 00:15:33,631
I love peeing in cups.
281
00:15:33,631 --> 00:15:36,716
I like peeing in big-ass bowls,
but I'll pee in a cup.
282
00:15:36,716 --> 00:15:39,887
I cannot tell you how much this
means to me. I appreciate it.
283
00:15:39,887 --> 00:15:42,515
Do I gotta pre-drink water
before I go over there?
284
00:15:42,515 --> 00:15:47,103
I mean, usually one can urinate
when given the cup.
285
00:15:47,103 --> 00:15:49,604
- You can pee in a cup on demand?
- Anytime.
286
00:15:49,604 --> 00:15:52,149
You give me a cup,
I'll pee in it any time of the day.
287
00:15:52,149 --> 00:15:55,027
Well, you give me a bowl,
I'll do the same fucking thing.
288
00:15:55,403 --> 00:15:56,737
Yep. I'll tell you one thing.
289
00:15:56,737 --> 00:15:59,573
The man that makes corn chips
on the cob
290
00:15:59,948 --> 00:16:01,741
is gonna be a fucking billionaire.
291
00:16:02,909 --> 00:16:04,744
Corn chips on the cob?
292
00:16:08,373 --> 00:16:10,750
How long did you write on Seinfeld,
Hobie?
293
00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:13,379
I wrote on the show for four seasons.
294
00:16:14,504 --> 00:16:16,965
Two with Larry,
and then two after Larry left.
295
00:16:17,425 --> 00:16:20,219
But you came back for the finale,
though, didn't you?
296
00:16:21,052 --> 00:16:22,304
Yeah.
297
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,390
I never watched any of them.
298
00:16:24,890 --> 00:16:27,852
I don't watch TV.
I don't watch movies.
299
00:16:27,852 --> 00:16:30,311
- I've never watched the Oscars.
- She's never watched the Oscars.
300
00:16:30,311 --> 00:16:33,774
It's amazing. Oh my God,
what an achievement.
301
00:16:33,774 --> 00:16:35,818
Good morning, everyone.
302
00:16:37,193 --> 00:16:41,781
It's 10:50 with 10 minutes
before the breakfast cutoff.
303
00:16:41,781 --> 00:16:43,950
You are today, Mr. David.
304
00:16:44,909 --> 00:16:48,497
They can make a breakfast
before 11:00 but not after.
305
00:16:48,497 --> 00:16:53,251
After 11:00, the technology eludes
them. Can't be done. Just can't do it.
306
00:16:53,251 --> 00:16:55,504
Are you all ready
to place your orders?
307
00:16:55,504 --> 00:16:57,840
No, it's too fast.
I haven't even looked.
308
00:16:58,715 --> 00:17:01,886
No, we'll order. We're good.
It's breakfast. It's just eggs.
309
00:17:01,886 --> 00:17:04,929
- Pick out something.
- You go.
310
00:17:04,929 --> 00:17:07,015
I'll have the Belgian waffle, please.
311
00:17:07,015 --> 00:17:08,142
- Got it.
- Thank you.
312
00:17:08,142 --> 00:17:10,728
Scrambled eggs, bacon, toast,
hash browns.
313
00:17:11,102 --> 00:17:15,231
- I'm gonna have the omelet.
- Yes. Your eggs.
314
00:17:15,231 --> 00:17:19,319
Yes. And I've got some bread
back there.
315
00:17:19,319 --> 00:17:22,155
We're aware of your bread, Mr. David.
And for you, ma'am?
316
00:17:23,573 --> 00:17:25,575
I don't know. Pancakes.
317
00:17:26,826 --> 00:17:30,789
- But I'm not...
- Pancakes. They're fine. Good.
318
00:17:30,789 --> 00:17:32,832
I don't know.
You're hurrying me.
319
00:17:32,832 --> 00:17:35,460
Stop it. Once they get here,
you have to order,
320
00:17:35,460 --> 00:17:37,170
because you'll never get 'em again.
321
00:17:37,170 --> 00:17:39,380
When they're at the table,
you got to take advantage of it.
322
00:17:39,380 --> 00:17:40,548
Let's have a toast.
323
00:17:40,548 --> 00:17:45,345
Yes. Why go a meal without a toast?
324
00:17:45,345 --> 00:17:48,389
And I want to make a toast
to my sobriety.
325
00:17:49,641 --> 00:17:51,559
15 weeks today.
326
00:17:51,559 --> 00:17:53,437
- Nine more to go.
- What?
327
00:17:58,192 --> 00:17:59,651
You know, until you're in the clear.
328
00:17:59,651 --> 00:18:02,071
No, it's a lifelong thing.
329
00:18:02,071 --> 00:18:04,531
You keep working at it.
I have a disease.
330
00:18:05,991 --> 00:18:10,537
I hit bottom so badly. I walked
into the council chamber naked,
331
00:18:10,537 --> 00:18:14,041
and all I remember is the air
on my nipples
332
00:18:14,041 --> 00:18:16,543
and the looks of admiration and horror.
333
00:18:16,543 --> 00:18:19,462
- We're gonna eat.
- And that was my bottom.
334
00:18:19,462 --> 00:18:22,133
- But now, 15 weeks.
- That's so good to hear.
335
00:18:22,133 --> 00:18:23,968
Well, Larry,
how are you hitting 'em these days?
336
00:18:23,968 --> 00:18:28,097
You know what? Great off the tee.
I'm really hitting it long.
337
00:18:28,097 --> 00:18:30,266
That's why they call him
Long Ball Larry.
338
00:18:32,017 --> 00:18:35,771
- Just kidding, Larry.
- That's gonna stick. Long Ball Larry.
339
00:18:40,985 --> 00:18:44,572
This is like sort of cotton wool
with sugar.
340
00:18:45,697 --> 00:18:48,366
- Pancakes.
- It's not what I wanted.
341
00:18:48,366 --> 00:18:51,244
I should've gotten the eggs.
I was rushed into pancakes.
342
00:18:51,244 --> 00:18:53,998
- I didn't rush you into pancakes.
- You did!
343
00:18:54,372 --> 00:18:56,958
I'll trade with you if you want.
I don't mind.
344
00:18:56,958 --> 00:19:00,504
- No, you don't have to.
- No, it's nothing.
345
00:19:01,087 --> 00:19:03,423
- He's happy to do it.
- Thank you.
346
00:19:03,423 --> 00:19:06,050
- That's nice.
- So nice.
347
00:19:06,050 --> 00:19:07,844
It's the least I can do.
348
00:19:09,597 --> 00:19:12,683
- So, I'm happy now.
- It is really good.
349
00:19:13,892 --> 00:19:16,561
Something's off with these eggs.
They're not my eggs.
350
00:19:16,561 --> 00:19:18,773
I know my eggs.
My eggs are organic.
351
00:19:18,773 --> 00:19:21,399
- These are not organic eggs.
- I'm not switching with you.
352
00:19:23,026 --> 00:19:24,737
Miss, excuse me.
353
00:19:26,112 --> 00:19:30,075
- Yes, Mr. David?
- Something's amiss with the eggs.
354
00:19:30,075 --> 00:19:33,871
- What do you mean?
- They don't taste like my eggs.
355
00:19:33,871 --> 00:19:36,081
I can assure you
those are your eggs.
356
00:19:36,499 --> 00:19:38,625
I know that you're a little upset
the other day
357
00:19:38,625 --> 00:19:41,503
when I got breakfast after 11:00.
358
00:19:41,503 --> 00:19:43,129
Maybe you got a little breakfast grudge.
359
00:19:43,129 --> 00:19:46,300
No, I can assure you,
I do not have a breakfast grudge.
360
00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:48,301
The chef does not have
a breakfast grudge.
361
00:19:48,301 --> 00:19:50,428
I feel like you got
a little breakfast grudge.
362
00:19:51,764 --> 00:19:53,765
Sorry, Mr. Takahashi.
363
00:19:53,765 --> 00:19:57,019
Hey, funny guy,
don't bring your own eggs here.
364
00:19:57,019 --> 00:19:58,896
Your eggs are not organic.
365
00:19:58,896 --> 00:20:01,232
- Eggs are eggs.
- Eggs are not eggs.
366
00:20:03,483 --> 00:20:05,694
Are you Disgruntled?
367
00:20:05,694 --> 00:20:08,405
- No, I am not Disgruntled.
- Oh, yes.
368
00:20:08,405 --> 00:20:13,953
You always walk around with scowl
on your face and mumbling to yourself.
369
00:20:15,662 --> 00:20:18,666
- Yeah, that's you.
- Yeah. I do scowl.
370
00:20:18,666 --> 00:20:21,209
And I will admit to muttering.
371
00:20:21,209 --> 00:20:23,962
But I am not Disgruntled.
372
00:20:34,849 --> 00:20:36,307
And don't bring bread!
373
00:20:37,977 --> 00:20:39,520
Hold on.
What are you doing?
374
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:42,398
You're gonna get kicked out of your
club over a couple of eggs?
375
00:20:43,064 --> 00:20:45,067
Sorry to stop you.
My name's Willie Geist.
376
00:20:45,067 --> 00:20:46,943
- Nice to see you.
- Be right back.
377
00:20:49,113 --> 00:20:52,324
What about the facilities?
Is the building holding up?
378
00:20:52,324 --> 00:20:56,787
Excuse me.
Can I talk to Willie for a second?
379
00:20:56,787 --> 00:20:59,456
- Hey, Larry.
- It's kind of important.
380
00:21:00,708 --> 00:21:03,252
Sorry, I wanted a selfie,
but never mind.
381
00:21:04,336 --> 00:21:05,921
What are you talking to Nora about?
382
00:21:05,921 --> 00:21:08,674
Just a little background,
a little color for the story.
383
00:21:08,674 --> 00:21:10,967
Is she the one who called me
an asshole?
384
00:21:11,343 --> 00:21:13,721
Larry, don't ask me to give away
my sources.
385
00:21:13,721 --> 00:21:15,014
You know I'm not gonna do it.
386
00:21:15,014 --> 00:21:16,973
If I were you, I wouldn't believe
a word she says.
387
00:21:16,973 --> 00:21:19,851
She's been divorced four times.
She's a pathological liar.
388
00:21:19,851 --> 00:21:22,772
And she burned down her house
to get the insurance money.
389
00:21:22,772 --> 00:21:24,940
She's a very nice woman.
And matter of fact, Larry,
390
00:21:24,940 --> 00:21:28,193
the more I talk to her
and the membership of this club,
391
00:21:28,193 --> 00:21:31,906
the more I think there is a story here.
This Disgruntled thing. It's big.
392
00:21:31,906 --> 00:21:33,156
Let me tell you something, Willie.
393
00:21:33,156 --> 00:21:35,492
The people in this club don't
appreciate some reporter
394
00:21:35,492 --> 00:21:39,205
coming from New York with their fancy
shoes and 100 dollar haircut...
395
00:21:39,205 --> 00:21:42,625
This is 21 dollars at Supercuts.
396
00:21:42,625 --> 00:21:45,376
Disgruntled has everything. It's juicy.
397
00:21:45,376 --> 00:21:48,463
You're looking for juicy?
I got juicy for you.
398
00:21:48,463 --> 00:21:50,840
- What do you got?
- Follow me.
399
00:21:54,053 --> 00:21:56,805
- And they switch my eggs.
- This is the story? In here?
400
00:21:56,805 --> 00:21:59,140
Because I had breakfast after 11:00.
401
00:21:59,140 --> 00:22:02,268
Sorry, members can't be in the kitchen.
No members in the kitchen, please.
402
00:22:02,268 --> 00:22:04,730
This is Willie Geist from NBC News.
403
00:22:04,730 --> 00:22:05,897
Big fan, man.
404
00:22:05,897 --> 00:22:08,150
We have a couple of questions
we'd like to ask you.
405
00:22:08,150 --> 00:22:10,236
- He's got some questions.
- Okay.
406
00:22:10,236 --> 00:22:12,113
Are you making the eggs I bring in?
407
00:22:12,113 --> 00:22:14,907
Breakfast-at-11:30 guy. I know you.
408
00:22:14,907 --> 00:22:17,117
I used your eggs.
And you know what?
409
00:22:17,117 --> 00:22:19,744
Breakfast at 11:30 kind of screws
everything up back here for us.
410
00:22:19,744 --> 00:22:21,830
So what's so hard about making
an egg after 11:00?
411
00:22:21,830 --> 00:22:24,749
You crack an egg, you break it,
and then you cook it. So what?
412
00:22:24,749 --> 00:22:27,169
If it's so easy, put on the little hat
and get back here then.
413
00:22:27,169 --> 00:22:30,213
- I can make an egg.
- Then why do you come in here?
414
00:22:30,213 --> 00:22:34,760
- Are you writing this down?
- Me? No. Nothing. Not a word.
415
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:36,887
Thank you, Willie. Goodbye.
416
00:22:36,887 --> 00:22:38,304
What is that?
Those are my eggs.
417
00:22:38,304 --> 00:22:39,597
Those are just other eggs.
418
00:22:39,597 --> 00:22:42,560
What are they doing?
Two eggs off to the side like that.
419
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,561
Willie, you seeing this?
There's two stray eggs.
420
00:22:44,561 --> 00:22:46,896
- What's a stray egg?
- Look.
421
00:22:46,896 --> 00:22:51,317
Hey, pal. What are you doing?
422
00:22:51,317 --> 00:22:53,069
Okay, these are not
the same color eggs.
423
00:22:53,069 --> 00:22:55,573
- Really?
- Yeah. This one's caramel colored.
424
00:22:55,573 --> 00:22:58,159
And this one has an almond sheen.
You see this, Willie?
425
00:22:58,159 --> 00:22:59,325
Yeah. Two brown eggs.
426
00:22:59,325 --> 00:23:01,370
No, not just two brown eggs.
One's caramel colored.
427
00:23:01,370 --> 00:23:03,622
- One's an almond sheen.
- I don't see a sheen on this.
428
00:23:03,622 --> 00:23:05,915
- There's a sheen.
- Eggs don't even have a sheen.
429
00:23:05,915 --> 00:23:08,501
- No sheen here.
- There's a sheen, Willie!
430
00:23:08,501 --> 00:23:11,629
- All right, thank you. Goodbye.
- That's it?
431
00:23:11,629 --> 00:23:14,799
- That's it.
- You're gonna be on television, okay?
432
00:23:14,799 --> 00:23:17,720
What were you filming with,
your handkerchief?
433
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,056
- We'll be back. Willie.
- Sorry about all this.
434
00:23:20,056 --> 00:23:23,517
And by the way,
I'd like my bread.
435
00:23:23,850 --> 00:23:26,519
- Takahashi threw that away.
- Takahashi threw it away?
436
00:23:26,519 --> 00:23:28,521
I'm not leaving here
till I get my bread.
437
00:23:28,521 --> 00:23:31,232
- Get out of the kitchen!
- Okay, I'm leaving.
438
00:23:31,232 --> 00:23:34,277
- That was the story?
- Yeah! What do you mean?
439
00:23:34,277 --> 00:23:37,782
Don't you see what's going on?
They're not making my eggs!
440
00:23:39,950 --> 00:23:43,537
Can I say something?
Your husband's wonderful.
441
00:23:43,537 --> 00:23:48,042
That he would just give me his eggs.
You have a lovely relationship.
442
00:23:48,042 --> 00:23:51,795
I noticed how he cared about you,
how considerate he was.
443
00:23:51,795 --> 00:23:54,923
I wasn't enjoying my meal,
my pancakes,
444
00:23:54,923 --> 00:23:57,968
because I was rushed into pancakes.
It wasn't what I wanted to choose.
445
00:23:57,968 --> 00:23:59,385
I didn't rush you.
446
00:23:59,385 --> 00:24:04,015
And it wasn't up to him
to give her his eggs.
447
00:24:05,226 --> 00:24:06,727
It wasn't his business.
448
00:24:06,727 --> 00:24:10,398
Mr. Black. I'm Dr. Velcheck.
How are you?
449
00:24:10,398 --> 00:24:13,441
- Dr. Velcheck.
- So what brings you in here today?
450
00:24:13,900 --> 00:24:16,654
Well, you're an expert on pee.
451
00:24:17,570 --> 00:24:19,824
That's what a urologist is, yeah.
452
00:24:19,824 --> 00:24:21,909
What do you know about urine?
453
00:24:22,534 --> 00:24:25,120
An awful lot.
It's pretty much the same thing.
454
00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:27,497
You have any trouble urinating at night?
455
00:24:27,497 --> 00:24:30,543
Hell no. Sometimes I get
a little lazy once in a while.
456
00:24:30,543 --> 00:24:33,002
Sometimes I pee right in the condom,
and I'll just take it off,
457
00:24:33,002 --> 00:24:35,255
and I'll tie a little knot in that
motherfucker and throw it in the trash,
458
00:24:35,255 --> 00:24:36,673
keep on fucking.
459
00:24:37,007 --> 00:24:40,260
Okay. Well, Larry, Hobie was trying
to extend a courtesy
460
00:24:40,260 --> 00:24:43,930
that wasn't being extended
by anyone else, specifically you.
461
00:24:43,930 --> 00:24:46,183
But it wasn't right for him to do that.
462
00:24:46,183 --> 00:24:47,935
He overstepped his bounds.
463
00:24:47,935 --> 00:24:50,895
It was your place,
and you weren't doing it.
464
00:24:50,895 --> 00:24:54,442
Yeah! I wasn't doing it.
I think Hobie wanted pancakes!
465
00:24:54,442 --> 00:24:56,484
All right, Mr. Black,
time to start the exam.
466
00:24:57,903 --> 00:25:00,029
- Pull your pants down.
- What?
467
00:25:00,698 --> 00:25:03,199
I think you're upset with Hobie
because he's a better person than you.
468
00:25:03,199 --> 00:25:05,703
Is that what you think?
I'll tell you what.
469
00:25:05,703 --> 00:25:08,581
I'm upset with Hobie
'cause he's full of shit!
470
00:25:08,581 --> 00:25:12,001
'Cause he wanted pancakes,
and he was jealous of her pancakes,
471
00:25:12,001 --> 00:25:13,835
and when she didn't want the pancakes,
472
00:25:13,835 --> 00:25:16,672
he couldn't wait to get his hands
on them!
473
00:25:16,672 --> 00:25:19,508
Motherfucker!
474
00:25:19,967 --> 00:25:21,635
Don't move!
475
00:25:22,928 --> 00:25:25,556
- What the fuck are you doing, man?
- I'm checking your prostate!
476
00:25:25,556 --> 00:25:28,224
You ain't no piss doctor!
You an ass doctor!
477
00:25:28,224 --> 00:25:29,559
Mr. Black, out, please.
478
00:25:29,559 --> 00:25:32,813
You don't do that shit to people, man!
How dare you?
479
00:25:32,813 --> 00:25:34,356
I feel like we're not alone.
480
00:25:37,817 --> 00:25:40,863
I wasn't afraid to give that woman
the water.
481
00:25:40,863 --> 00:25:42,656
I don't live in fear, Willie.
482
00:25:42,656 --> 00:25:45,909
I'm not afraid of the dark.
I'm not afraid of the cold.
483
00:25:45,909 --> 00:25:49,120
Say, I'm gonna take a shower
and there's no hot water.
484
00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:53,541
Yeah, I'll take the cold shower.
I'll get in there. Am I disappointed?
485
00:25:53,541 --> 00:25:57,629
Of course I'm disappointed.
Still, I'm gonna get wet.
486
00:25:57,629 --> 00:26:00,216
A lot of people won't go
in that cold shower.
487
00:26:00,216 --> 00:26:06,097
And this applies to the story with
the bottled water in Atlanta how?
488
00:26:06,097 --> 00:26:07,555
Willie, let me ask you a question.
489
00:26:07,555 --> 00:26:10,141
Have you ever had a fresh egg
from a chicken?
490
00:26:10,141 --> 00:26:11,352
I have.
491
00:26:11,352 --> 00:26:13,437
Have you ever had a fresh peach
off the tree?
492
00:26:13,437 --> 00:26:16,315
I have. So in Atlanta, you see
the line of voters.
493
00:26:16,315 --> 00:26:20,902
I want to tell you a story.
My whole life, I hated strawberries.
494
00:26:21,653 --> 00:26:24,990
- Strawberries?
- Hated 'em. Wouldn't eat 'em.
495
00:26:24,990 --> 00:26:28,410
And then one day, I had a fresh
strawberry right from the ground.
496
00:26:29,202 --> 00:26:31,871
Changed my life.
Never tasted anything like it.
497
00:26:31,871 --> 00:26:35,708
I was judging strawberries,
but I didn't know the strawberry.
498
00:26:35,708 --> 00:26:37,335
It's like people, Willie.
499
00:26:37,753 --> 00:26:41,132
You don't really know them
until you taste them.
500
00:26:42,591 --> 00:26:44,969
That's great, Larry.
Thank you so much.
501
00:26:44,969 --> 00:26:46,678
I think we have what we need
on the strawberries.
502
00:26:46,678 --> 00:26:50,266
- How 'bout a boysenberry?
- There's a lot of fruit out there.
503
00:26:50,266 --> 00:26:52,268
And I think we're bumping up
against our time,
504
00:26:52,268 --> 00:26:54,687
and I kind of see us going all
the way down the produce aisle,
505
00:26:54,687 --> 00:26:56,020
so I'm gonna stop you there.
506
00:26:56,020 --> 00:26:58,189
- Where'd you have that boysenberry?
- It's not interesting.
507
00:26:58,189 --> 00:27:01,736
Maybe Vermont? New Hampshire?
508
00:27:01,736 --> 00:27:04,404
- They're big on boysenberries.
- Okay, enough with the fruit.
509
00:27:04,404 --> 00:27:08,324
I do have one last question for you,
Larry, before I let you go.
510
00:27:09,576 --> 00:27:14,248
Are you, Larry David, Disgruntled?
511
00:27:15,665 --> 00:27:19,544
Sorry to disappoint you, man.
I'm not Disgruntled.
512
00:27:20,545 --> 00:27:22,339
I think we have what we need.
Yeah? Great.
513
00:27:22,339 --> 00:27:23,923
This was great.
514
00:27:27,051 --> 00:27:28,636
You think I can use the bathroom,
Larry?
515
00:27:28,636 --> 00:27:30,513
Of course. Yeah.
516
00:27:30,513 --> 00:27:34,100
Between us, and I'll spare you
the details, I'm having a little...
517
00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:36,519
You know. You know a good urologist
in town?
518
00:27:36,519 --> 00:27:38,898
I'd love to see him before I head out.
519
00:27:38,898 --> 00:27:40,440
You know, as a matter of fact, I do.
520
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:42,275
- You'd connect us?
- Absolutely.
521
00:27:42,275 --> 00:27:44,236
Okay, great.
Thanks, Larr.
522
00:27:44,695 --> 00:27:47,947
Willie, what other fruits come from
the ground besides strawberries?
523
00:27:47,947 --> 00:27:49,617
Thank you, Larry.
524
00:27:49,617 --> 00:27:54,121
Strawberries, is that the only one?
Is tomato a fruit?
525
00:27:57,624 --> 00:27:59,543
Hey, how'd the interview go?
526
00:28:00,001 --> 00:28:03,255
You know. Okay.
Let me ask you a question.
527
00:28:03,255 --> 00:28:05,549
Have you ever eaten a strawberry
from the ground?
528
00:28:05,549 --> 00:28:07,801
No, I get 'em at the grocery store,
I wash 'em.
529
00:28:07,801 --> 00:28:09,344
Hey, Larry.
530
00:28:09,762 --> 00:28:12,348
What the hell? You can't talk
to my wife like that.
531
00:28:12,348 --> 00:28:13,807
Talk to your wife like what?
532
00:28:13,807 --> 00:28:16,227
You can't give her a hard time
in your sessions.
533
00:28:16,227 --> 00:28:17,977
I hear you're busting her balls
all the time.
534
00:28:17,977 --> 00:28:21,356
It's very unethical for her to be
talking about something private
535
00:28:21,356 --> 00:28:22,983
that I said to her with you.
536
00:28:22,983 --> 00:28:27,112
- She's my wife.
- You're not entitled to know that!
537
00:28:27,112 --> 00:28:29,656
She doesn't tell me everything.
She tells me certain things.
538
00:28:29,656 --> 00:28:31,117
She shouldn' tell you anything!
539
00:28:31,117 --> 00:28:34,203
She did tell me a little something
about how you didn't like the fact
540
00:28:34,203 --> 00:28:36,704
that l gave my eggs to your girlfriend
the other day.
541
00:28:36,704 --> 00:28:38,082
What the hell's with that?
542
00:28:38,082 --> 00:28:41,626
We know you wanted the pancakes.
I know you wanted the pancakes.
543
00:28:41,626 --> 00:28:44,630
- I could care less.
- You wanted the pancakes, Hobie.
544
00:28:44,630 --> 00:28:47,550
You know what? You're just being
this disgruntled dick right now.
545
00:28:47,550 --> 00:28:52,012
I'm getting a lot of big D Disgruntled
energy from you.
546
00:28:52,012 --> 00:28:53,888
You're getting small D
disgruntled energy.
547
00:28:53,888 --> 00:28:58,436
Larry David's Disgruntled, everybody!
Larry David's Disgruntled!
548
00:28:58,436 --> 00:29:01,564
I knew it!
549
00:29:02,606 --> 00:29:04,899
You are in big trouble,
550
00:29:04,899 --> 00:29:07,777
because you are Disgruntled!
551
00:29:10,530 --> 00:29:13,408
- I'm Disgruntled!
- What, you?
552
00:29:13,408 --> 00:29:14,743
Yes!
553
00:29:14,743 --> 00:29:21,833
I'm Disgruntled.
554
00:29:21,833 --> 00:29:23,794
I'm Disgruntled, too!
555
00:29:23,794 --> 00:29:25,754
I'm Disgruntled!
556
00:29:28,006 --> 00:29:29,216
Baka!
557
00:29:39,143 --> 00:29:41,144
- Hi, honey.
- You ready to grab a bite?
558
00:29:41,144 --> 00:29:42,687
Yeah, and a bourbon.
559
00:29:43,272 --> 00:29:46,442
I have Jeff and Susie Greene coming
in at 2:00 PM, and they are a shit show.
560
00:29:46,442 --> 00:29:49,028
Speaking of shit shows,
I just came from Ocean View.
561
00:29:49,028 --> 00:29:51,029
It's getting fucking weird over there.
562
00:29:51,488 --> 00:29:54,074
I don't know what's going on, but
everybody's walking around going,
563
00:29:54,074 --> 00:29:56,242
"I'm Disgruntled!"
564
00:29:56,242 --> 00:29:58,162
But Jeff is Disgruntled.
565
00:29:58,162 --> 00:29:59,705
No, everybody over there is saying it.
566
00:29:59,705 --> 00:30:01,206
No, but I mean, Jeff caused it.
567
00:30:01,206 --> 00:30:03,750
He wrote a letter listing all of his
complaints about the club
568
00:30:03,750 --> 00:30:05,503
and signed it "Disgruntled".
569
00:30:05,503 --> 00:30:07,879
- Jeff Greene is Disgruntled?
- Yes.
570
00:30:09,464 --> 00:30:12,551
Shit! Are you serious?
You're sitting on a gold mine.
571
00:30:12,551 --> 00:30:16,012
Jeff Greene is Disgruntled.
572
00:30:16,972 --> 00:30:19,308
- I thought it was Larry David.
- Me too.
573
00:30:20,017 --> 00:30:21,726
Are you serious?
574
00:30:21,726 --> 00:30:25,647
The chef at the club is eating all
of Larry's organic fucking eggs?
575
00:30:26,065 --> 00:30:27,232
I knew it!