1 00:00:19,716 --> 00:00:23,137 "An open letter to the management of Ocean View Golf Club." 2 00:00:23,679 --> 00:00:26,807 "I'm writing this letter to address numerous complaints." 3 00:00:26,807 --> 00:00:27,975 "The food is not good." 4 00:00:27,975 --> 00:00:30,852 "We get packaged turkey roll instead of real deli turkey." 5 00:00:30,852 --> 00:00:33,439 "Never had a piece of bread in this club that wasn't stale." 6 00:00:33,439 --> 00:00:36,150 "Shirts have to be tucked in at all times?" 7 00:00:36,150 --> 00:00:40,571 Come on. "And your management style leaves something to be desired." 8 00:00:43,449 --> 00:00:48,704 "Shame. Shame on you." Signed, "Disgruntled". 9 00:00:58,922 --> 00:01:00,340 Who wrote this? 10 00:01:02,927 --> 00:01:07,722 Who doesn't like turkey roll? Who don't like tucking shirt? 11 00:01:09,308 --> 00:01:11,309 Who is Disgruntled? 12 00:01:13,603 --> 00:01:16,315 Is it you, funny guy? 13 00:01:24,030 --> 00:01:27,742 I will find who is Disgruntled. 14 00:01:33,833 --> 00:01:38,212 Takahashi, he ripped it right off the bulletin board and then accused me. 15 00:01:38,212 --> 00:01:39,963 - Was it you? - No. 16 00:01:39,963 --> 00:01:42,632 It is something you would kind of do, you have to admit. 17 00:01:42,632 --> 00:01:44,300 I am not Disgruntled. 18 00:01:44,300 --> 00:01:47,972 I mean, I'm disgruntled, but I'm not Disgruntled. 19 00:01:49,098 --> 00:01:53,143 Great news. Willie Geist wants to do a profile of you. 20 00:01:53,143 --> 00:01:55,228 - No kidding. - Yeah, the Sunday Morning Show. 21 00:01:55,228 --> 00:01:57,565 That's a good show. 22 00:01:57,940 --> 00:02:00,316 Because of Atlanta, everyone wants you. 23 00:02:00,316 --> 00:02:02,235 The cause celeb. 24 00:02:02,235 --> 00:02:04,155 You know what? I'll do that. 25 00:02:04,155 --> 00:02:05,865 - Great. - I really like him. 26 00:02:05,865 --> 00:02:09,451 Hello, everybody. I will be your server for today. 27 00:02:09,451 --> 00:02:11,203 What can I get started for you guys? 28 00:02:11,203 --> 00:02:14,707 - I'm thinking scrambled eggs. - Yes, me too. 29 00:02:14,707 --> 00:02:17,543 We are actually already on to the lunch menu. 30 00:02:17,543 --> 00:02:18,711 What? 31 00:02:18,711 --> 00:02:21,755 11 o'clock, we switch over to the lunch menu, so... 32 00:02:21,755 --> 00:02:24,842 - I mean, it's 11:10. - That's not 11:00. 33 00:02:25,967 --> 00:02:28,095 What's the difference? It's just eggs. 34 00:02:28,095 --> 00:02:30,347 I mean, those are the rules. What am I supposed to do? 35 00:02:30,347 --> 00:02:32,433 What's going on in the kitchen after 11:00? 36 00:02:32,433 --> 00:02:35,059 What happens in those 10 minutes? What are they doing? 37 00:02:35,059 --> 00:02:36,896 We have to draw the line somewhere. 38 00:02:36,896 --> 00:02:38,647 Such a limited menu. 39 00:02:38,647 --> 00:02:41,233 It's like a Broadway play where they have to put in a new set. 40 00:02:41,233 --> 00:02:43,485 And so now they're putting in the lunch set. 41 00:02:43,485 --> 00:02:45,071 It's just those are the rules. 42 00:02:45,071 --> 00:02:48,156 I can't eat a beet pear salad at 11:00 AM. 43 00:02:48,949 --> 00:02:52,452 Okay, you know what? I see there's a Cobb salad on the menu, right? 44 00:02:52,452 --> 00:02:55,206 - There are eggs in the Cobb salad? - Correct. 45 00:02:55,206 --> 00:02:57,583 Okay, so take the eggs from the Cobb salad, 46 00:02:57,583 --> 00:03:00,711 take the bacon from the Cobb salad and put it on some toast. 47 00:03:00,711 --> 00:03:04,255 I see what you're trying to do there. You're looking for a breakfast loophole. 48 00:03:04,255 --> 00:03:06,758 It's not gonna work. And you're not the first person to try. 49 00:03:06,758 --> 00:03:09,512 I'm not the first person to try the breakfast loophole. 50 00:03:09,512 --> 00:03:12,348 It was Five Easy Pieces, remember? With Jack Nicholson. 51 00:03:12,348 --> 00:03:14,349 Do me a favor. Will you just ask? 52 00:03:14,349 --> 00:03:15,935 - I can ask. - Thank you. 53 00:03:15,935 --> 00:03:19,562 And as long as you're asking, I brought my own eggs. 54 00:03:19,562 --> 00:03:22,149 - Could you give these to the chef? - You brought these from home? 55 00:03:22,149 --> 00:03:26,736 Yes, 'cause they're organic. The ones you have are full of antibiotics. 56 00:03:27,071 --> 00:03:28,488 They've done it for me before. 57 00:03:28,488 --> 00:03:31,449 The chef knows that our eggs are not good enough for you, 58 00:03:31,449 --> 00:03:35,078 and he knows that you like eating breakfast after 11:00? 59 00:03:35,078 --> 00:03:36,205 Yeah. 60 00:03:36,205 --> 00:03:38,833 I will go and see what he says about all that. 61 00:03:38,833 --> 00:03:41,210 - And I'll report back. - Thank you very much. 62 00:03:41,210 --> 00:03:44,129 Most restaurants have an omelet on the menu for lunch, too. 63 00:03:44,879 --> 00:03:47,298 This should have been in the Disgruntled letter. 64 00:03:47,298 --> 00:03:50,969 That should've been in the letter. You know what else Disgruntled missed? 65 00:03:50,969 --> 00:03:54,389 - The bad eggs. - They inject them with antibiotics. 66 00:03:54,389 --> 00:03:59,103 Found that it gives men breasts. Larry could grow breasts. 67 00:03:59,103 --> 00:04:01,480 The thought of Larry with breasts, I can't. 68 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:07,278 I'd be pretty cute. Pretty, pretty, pretty cute. 69 00:04:08,195 --> 00:04:10,406 So have you been since you stopped working? 70 00:04:10,406 --> 00:04:12,825 It's a struggle, you know? But I go to the meetings, 71 00:04:12,825 --> 00:04:14,826 and Cyrus is incredible, my sponsor. 72 00:04:14,826 --> 00:04:18,622 Big bear of a man. Looks like Hoss from Bonanza. 73 00:04:18,622 --> 00:04:21,917 And he thinks we should go to couples' therapy. 74 00:04:21,917 --> 00:04:23,669 - What? - He suggested it. 75 00:04:23,669 --> 00:04:26,504 What do you think? You ever been to couples' therapy? 76 00:04:26,504 --> 00:04:29,758 No. We haven't really needed it. Although, it can't hurt. 77 00:04:29,758 --> 00:04:32,011 I want to do it very, very badly. 78 00:04:32,011 --> 00:04:34,430 - Larry, I think it's a great idea. - No, it's a horrible idea. 79 00:04:34,430 --> 00:04:36,557 Why? 80 00:04:36,557 --> 00:04:39,060 It doesn't do anything. It's a waste of time. 81 00:04:39,060 --> 00:04:43,104 It does something. I need it for my recovery. 82 00:04:43,104 --> 00:04:48,235 I really need it. I think it's a crucial part of my recovery. 83 00:04:48,235 --> 00:04:50,028 Please, let's do the therapy. 84 00:04:50,028 --> 00:04:53,699 No changes for six months. Can you promise me that, Larry? 85 00:04:54,449 --> 00:04:55,868 Six months? 86 00:04:57,535 --> 00:05:00,081 - All right! - Good. 87 00:05:00,081 --> 00:05:03,542 Look at you, huh? I have a referral. 88 00:05:04,001 --> 00:05:06,127 Saved the Janowitz's marriage, this woman. 89 00:05:06,127 --> 00:05:08,338 That's what you need, is to be like the Janowitz's. 90 00:05:08,338 --> 00:05:11,591 You should be so lucky to be as happy as the Janowitz's. 91 00:05:11,591 --> 00:05:14,844 - The eggs have arrived, everybody. - Here we go. 92 00:05:15,970 --> 00:05:19,058 Excuse me. Eggs after 11:00? What is this? 93 00:05:19,432 --> 00:05:22,602 - I will be right with you. Sorry. - I'd like some eggs. 94 00:05:22,602 --> 00:05:25,981 Well, if he's getting eggs, I want an omelet. 95 00:05:25,981 --> 00:05:29,400 See what you did? This is what happens when you break the rules. 96 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:32,405 Well, it's a stupid rule, okay? Eggs are an all-day food. 97 00:05:32,405 --> 00:05:34,782 By the way, I ordered pancakes. 98 00:05:34,782 --> 00:05:37,992 Yeah, your wife actually changed your order while you were in the restroom. 99 00:05:37,992 --> 00:05:41,830 - Much healthier. - Thank you, once again. 100 00:05:44,750 --> 00:05:46,252 Some butter? 101 00:05:46,252 --> 00:05:48,545 I want scrambled eggs, too! 102 00:05:49,046 --> 00:05:52,924 The caftan business. You got to be A.D.A. compliant. 103 00:05:53,383 --> 00:05:56,428 I think this Willie Geist thing is gonna be good for you. 104 00:05:56,428 --> 00:05:58,012 - Really? - I really do. 105 00:05:58,721 --> 00:06:02,143 Hold on. I got to tell you something. 106 00:06:04,478 --> 00:06:08,606 I'm Disgruntled. It's me. 107 00:06:09,274 --> 00:06:13,279 - I'm Disgruntled. - You're kidding. You wrote that shit? 108 00:06:13,279 --> 00:06:16,198 I wrote it. Did you notice it was all the stuff we've talked about? 109 00:06:16,198 --> 00:06:18,492 You tacked that thing up like you were Martin Luther. 110 00:06:18,492 --> 00:06:21,077 But no one can ever know. I'll get kicked out of the club. 111 00:06:21,077 --> 00:06:22,663 Don't worry, I'm not gonna say a word. 112 00:06:22,663 --> 00:06:24,122 I'm not worried about you. 113 00:06:24,122 --> 00:06:25,916 It's the best thing you've ever done in your life. 114 00:06:25,916 --> 00:06:27,792 - You think so? - Yeah, I do. 115 00:06:27,792 --> 00:06:29,878 - Have I done any other good things? - No. 116 00:06:29,878 --> 00:06:34,133 - So, this is the only one? - This is the only decent thing. 117 00:06:35,176 --> 00:06:36,760 Well, I'm Disgruntled. 118 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:39,221 - What are you guys talking about? - None of your business! 119 00:06:40,598 --> 00:06:42,640 - Come on! - You know what? 120 00:06:43,224 --> 00:06:46,019 That should be on your tombstone, "I'm Disgruntled". 121 00:06:50,232 --> 00:06:53,777 So, I took in this Black family after Hurricane Katrina, 122 00:06:53,777 --> 00:06:56,070 and the guy's still living there. 123 00:06:57,406 --> 00:07:00,617 - l'm sure he's around somewhere. - That was really big of you, Larry. 124 00:07:00,617 --> 00:07:02,953 You've become kind of a liberal darling. 125 00:07:03,579 --> 00:07:05,580 They love you on MSNBC, I'll tell you that. 126 00:07:05,580 --> 00:07:08,084 Get the hell out of here! 127 00:07:08,084 --> 00:07:10,961 So you knew, Larry, when you handed out that bottle of water 128 00:07:10,961 --> 00:07:12,420 you were breaking the law? 129 00:07:12,420 --> 00:07:15,340 Yeah, of course. Are you kidding? Of course. 130 00:07:15,340 --> 00:07:16,634 And you're gonna plead not guilty? 131 00:07:16,634 --> 00:07:19,010 Absolutely. It's such a stupid law. 132 00:07:19,010 --> 00:07:21,639 I mean, how could I do anything but that? 133 00:07:21,639 --> 00:07:23,724 I'll take it to the Supreme Court if I have to. 134 00:07:23,724 --> 00:07:25,141 - Supreme Court? - Oh, yeah. 135 00:07:25,141 --> 00:07:28,813 I think this is gonna work pretty well. You and I will talk in the interview. 136 00:07:28,813 --> 00:07:30,689 Be loose like this. You tell your story. 137 00:07:32,023 --> 00:07:34,485 Think if it's all right with you, we can do it here. 138 00:07:34,485 --> 00:07:35,693 There's a lot of beautiful space. 139 00:07:35,693 --> 00:07:37,320 And I've been talking to a bunch of people. 140 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:39,490 Everybody's got something to say about you. 141 00:07:39,490 --> 00:07:41,950 Although one person did call you an asshole. 142 00:07:44,953 --> 00:07:47,123 Who? Who called me an asshole? 143 00:07:47,123 --> 00:07:52,043 - Could do it in here. - Who called me an asshole? 144 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:55,798 Larry, we're not gonna do this, okay? I don't give up my sources. 145 00:07:55,798 --> 00:07:58,342 I need you to respect my journalistic integrity right now. 146 00:07:58,342 --> 00:07:59,676 Journalistic integrity? 147 00:07:59,676 --> 00:08:03,013 Where's the integrity of telling me that somebody called me an asshole? 148 00:08:03,013 --> 00:08:06,225 It's a small part of a larger story. I have to tell the full picture. 149 00:08:06,225 --> 00:08:09,894 But it's a universal fact that everybody is called an asshole! 150 00:08:09,894 --> 00:08:12,564 I'm sure Mother Teresa was called an asshole by someone. 151 00:08:12,564 --> 00:08:15,233 - I doubt that, Larry. - I don't doubt it. 152 00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:19,113 Somebody must have said: "Oh, he's so good. What an asshole!" 153 00:08:19,113 --> 00:08:24,285 "Oh, look at Miss Perfect helping the lepers." Come on! 154 00:08:24,285 --> 00:08:27,413 And I'm not giving you the source, so we can just drop it, Larry. 155 00:08:27,413 --> 00:08:28,872 That's it. 156 00:08:28,872 --> 00:08:32,834 You don't have to give me the source. It was Ted Danson. 157 00:08:34,253 --> 00:08:36,005 - I just saw that. - No. 158 00:08:36,005 --> 00:08:38,549 That's a tell. That was a look away. I saw it. 159 00:08:38,549 --> 00:08:41,093 That's not a look away. That's a let's move along. 160 00:08:41,093 --> 00:08:43,344 It's not Ted. That's all I'm gonna say. 161 00:08:43,344 --> 00:08:47,850 Forget it. I know who it was. I can't believe it. 162 00:08:47,850 --> 00:08:49,184 Who do you think it is? 163 00:08:49,184 --> 00:08:51,936 It was Troy, the deaf actor at the club. 164 00:08:51,936 --> 00:08:54,440 Troy Kotsur, the guy who won the Oscar for CODA? 165 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:57,818 Yeah, yeah. I hit him with a golf ball because I couldn't yell "fore". 166 00:08:57,818 --> 00:09:00,029 And I threw a bagel at him, too. 167 00:09:00,029 --> 00:09:02,447 What, do you think he signed to me that you're an asshole? 168 00:09:02,447 --> 00:09:04,282 Totally. Yeah. 169 00:09:04,825 --> 00:09:07,870 Larry, let me ask you a question, as long as we're talking about the club. 170 00:09:09,830 --> 00:09:11,874 Are you Disgruntled? 171 00:09:11,874 --> 00:09:15,085 Disgruntled? You know about Disgruntled? 172 00:09:15,085 --> 00:09:17,755 When a guy puts a note on the locker room door 173 00:09:17,755 --> 00:09:20,633 and there's a fight inside the club there's something there. 174 00:09:20,633 --> 00:09:25,512 I am most certainly not Disgruntled with a capital D. 175 00:09:26,097 --> 00:09:28,139 I'm disgruntled with a small D, Willie. 176 00:09:28,139 --> 00:09:31,060 How could you be a human being and not be small D disgruntled? 177 00:09:31,060 --> 00:09:34,313 Well, you're coming at me with some big D Disgruntled energy right here. 178 00:09:34,313 --> 00:09:37,942 I am not big D. Little D all the way. 179 00:09:38,650 --> 00:09:40,735 You sure about that, Larry? 180 00:09:41,362 --> 00:09:42,862 Yeah, I'm sure. 181 00:09:59,630 --> 00:10:01,173 Okay. 182 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:09,265 I'm excited. 183 00:10:09,265 --> 00:10:14,228 I feel happy we're doing this as a couple. 184 00:10:15,604 --> 00:10:19,190 I have a structured settlement, But I need cash now. 185 00:10:19,190 --> 00:10:22,110 - All right, come on. - What? 186 00:10:22,110 --> 00:10:24,279 - Come on, stop singing that. - I can't stop it. 187 00:10:24,279 --> 00:10:26,614 You put it in my head. I sang it yesterday in the car. 188 00:10:26,614 --> 00:10:29,201 Do the other guy. I'll be the woman. 189 00:10:29,201 --> 00:10:32,997 I have a structured settlement, But I need cash now. 190 00:10:34,373 --> 00:10:36,333 Okay. Hi, Larry. 191 00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:39,836 - Melanie? - Yes! 192 00:10:39,836 --> 00:10:42,255 Are you kidding me? What? 193 00:10:42,255 --> 00:10:46,301 I thought I was seeing Melanie Stainback. 194 00:10:46,301 --> 00:10:48,971 Stainback is my maiden name, and I just kept it professionally 195 00:10:48,971 --> 00:10:52,391 because it was too much to change everything and confuse everybody. 196 00:10:52,391 --> 00:10:55,269 - So, Turner's my married name. - You know each other. 197 00:10:55,269 --> 00:10:58,813 Her husband was a writer on Seinfeld. Hobie Turner. 198 00:10:58,813 --> 00:11:01,358 - Larry and I go way back. - I'm sorry about this. 199 00:11:01,358 --> 00:11:04,861 It's a total misunderstanding. We'll just take off. 200 00:11:04,861 --> 00:11:07,989 - Why? No, no, no. Let's go. - Come on! 201 00:11:07,989 --> 00:11:11,618 Larry, I promise, everything that happens in here is 100% confidential. 202 00:11:11,618 --> 00:11:14,705 - So awkward, though. - Let's go. 203 00:11:16,164 --> 00:11:18,374 - You sure? - You want a mint? 204 00:11:18,374 --> 00:11:20,419 It's gonna be fine. You must be Irma. 205 00:11:20,419 --> 00:11:23,880 - I am! - I love your necklace. 206 00:11:24,423 --> 00:11:27,092 There's another thing he does. 207 00:11:27,092 --> 00:11:30,261 He has a thing about phallic-shaped vegetables. 208 00:11:30,261 --> 00:11:34,933 We're in a market. I see him just stroking, stroking an eggplant. 209 00:11:34,933 --> 00:11:37,685 - Are you insane? - He's stroking cucumbers. 210 00:11:37,685 --> 00:11:41,564 I'd eat a cucumber if it was square. I don't care that it's phallic shaped. 211 00:11:41,564 --> 00:11:43,359 Bell peppers. All of this thing with food. 212 00:11:43,359 --> 00:11:45,527 Bell peppers? What are you bringing this up for? 213 00:11:45,527 --> 00:11:48,238 Larry, it's all right. This is a safe space, I promise you. 214 00:11:48,238 --> 00:11:49,990 We talked about this. 215 00:11:49,990 --> 00:11:53,076 Does your husband have a very low-hanging scrotal sac? 216 00:11:53,076 --> 00:11:54,662 - A lot of guys do. - Oh my God. 217 00:11:54,662 --> 00:11:58,207 How long is it? When he goes to the bathroom in the night, can I just say... 218 00:11:58,207 --> 00:11:59,625 No, you can't just say! 219 00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:01,877 I hear them slapping on his thighs. 220 00:12:01,877 --> 00:12:05,964 It sounds like, you know, a flip-flop in a Mexican resort. 221 00:12:05,964 --> 00:12:11,011 This is just nonsense. Is this why we're in therapy? 222 00:12:11,011 --> 00:12:12,846 So you could bring up long balls? 223 00:12:12,846 --> 00:12:15,558 I know her husband! You're embarrassing me! 224 00:12:15,558 --> 00:12:19,478 No. In this room, I am not your friend. 225 00:12:19,478 --> 00:12:23,232 I'm not your coworker's wife. I am your therapist. Okay? 226 00:12:23,607 --> 00:12:27,485 It looks like our time is up. We should go to lunch. 227 00:12:27,820 --> 00:12:28,903 Great! 228 00:12:28,903 --> 00:12:31,489 I know Hobie would love to see you. It's been such a long time. 229 00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:33,867 We could catch up. How's this Sunday? 230 00:12:33,867 --> 00:12:36,870 Yes. You'll come to the club and be our guests. 231 00:12:36,870 --> 00:12:40,332 Great. Wouldn't that be fun? Larry? 232 00:12:40,332 --> 00:12:43,084 - He's always free. - Wonderful. 233 00:12:43,626 --> 00:12:45,546 I'll put us all on a text chain. 234 00:12:45,546 --> 00:12:47,631 We'll work out the details. 235 00:12:48,965 --> 00:12:52,635 Wonderful meeting you. Same time next Tuesday. 236 00:12:52,635 --> 00:12:55,806 - Oh my gosh. - What are the odds? 237 00:12:58,349 --> 00:12:59,768 She's wonderful. 238 00:12:59,768 --> 00:13:02,896 I mean, she's not a magician with you two, but you know. 239 00:13:02,896 --> 00:13:05,608 You two are so good, huh? What's that dig? 240 00:13:08,902 --> 00:13:12,072 He's never fucking home. I mean, he is never home. 241 00:13:12,072 --> 00:13:13,824 He's at the club day and night, 242 00:13:13,824 --> 00:13:17,660 and I don't really mind. I'm perfectly happy to have him gone. 243 00:13:17,660 --> 00:13:20,789 But the issue is he hates the fucking place. 244 00:13:20,789 --> 00:13:23,334 Can I tell her about the letter? He wrote a letter. 245 00:13:23,334 --> 00:13:26,127 - He wrote a whole long list. - What the fuck are you doing? 246 00:13:26,127 --> 00:13:27,505 Do not go into my letter. 247 00:13:27,505 --> 00:13:29,506 This is a place where you talk about what's private, Jeff. 248 00:13:29,506 --> 00:13:32,634 He wrote a letter, and he won't even sign his own name! 249 00:13:32,634 --> 00:13:35,805 - He signs, "Disgruntled". - I was disgruntled! 250 00:13:35,805 --> 00:13:38,974 And I don't want to talk about the letter anymore. No more letter. 251 00:13:38,974 --> 00:13:41,518 Like I said before, this is a completely safe space, 252 00:13:41,518 --> 00:13:44,646 and if Susie wants to talk about this, we need to talk about it. 253 00:13:46,856 --> 00:13:49,818 Anyway, I'm at my wit's end, because... 254 00:13:49,818 --> 00:13:52,070 What's going on over there? You guys hear the sneeze? 255 00:13:52,070 --> 00:13:54,865 - I don't think so. - I just heard a sneeze. 256 00:13:54,865 --> 00:13:56,951 If I heard the sneeze, they can hear us. 257 00:13:56,951 --> 00:14:00,245 - Hey, who's over there? - I think it's a doctor's office. 258 00:14:00,705 --> 00:14:05,083 And another thing, I'm all about warmth and closeness and intimacy. 259 00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:08,878 He's a cold fucking fish. He never wants to cuddle. 260 00:14:08,878 --> 00:14:11,631 I mean, what kind of person doesn't want to cuddle with me? 261 00:14:11,631 --> 00:14:13,299 Wait, I heard that one. 262 00:14:24,979 --> 00:14:28,273 - What are you doing? - Velcheck? 263 00:14:30,151 --> 00:14:31,693 What? Who is he? 264 00:14:31,693 --> 00:14:37,116 He's the guy in the next office! He's best friends with Takahashi. 265 00:14:37,116 --> 00:14:39,827 - He heard everything we said. - So what? 266 00:14:39,827 --> 00:14:44,290 I'm gonna be outed as Disgruntled. You had to talk about the letter! 267 00:14:46,291 --> 00:14:48,626 I thought the whole session was very helpful. 268 00:14:49,336 --> 00:14:53,465 Arnold Velcheck, right there on the board, next office over. 269 00:14:53,465 --> 00:14:55,508 - Velcheck, from the club? - Yeah. 270 00:14:55,508 --> 00:14:59,971 And Susie yammered on and on about the Disgruntled letter. 271 00:15:00,389 --> 00:15:02,641 Now I don't know for sure if he heard that, 272 00:15:02,641 --> 00:15:08,773 but I wish I could get in there and see how much you can hear. 273 00:15:11,734 --> 00:15:14,987 Suppose I make an appointment for you to go to this urologist. 274 00:15:14,987 --> 00:15:16,697 At the same time, I'll make an appointment 275 00:15:16,697 --> 00:15:18,198 with my couples' therapist, 276 00:15:18,198 --> 00:15:19,700 and see if you can hear what I'm saying. 277 00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:24,121 I'll do that shit. Of course. I got one question. What's a urologist? 278 00:15:24,789 --> 00:15:28,417 It's nothing. You pee in a cup. You fill out a few forms. 279 00:15:28,417 --> 00:15:32,420 But mainly you're seeing if you can hear what I'm saying. 280 00:15:32,420 --> 00:15:33,631 I love peeing in cups. 281 00:15:33,631 --> 00:15:36,716 I like peeing in big-ass bowls, but I'll pee in a cup. 282 00:15:36,716 --> 00:15:39,887 I cannot tell you how much this means to me. I appreciate it. 283 00:15:39,887 --> 00:15:42,515 Do I gotta pre-drink water before I go over there? 284 00:15:42,515 --> 00:15:47,103 I mean, usually one can urinate when given the cup. 285 00:15:47,103 --> 00:15:49,604 - You can pee in a cup on demand? - Anytime. 286 00:15:49,604 --> 00:15:52,149 You give me a cup, I'll pee in it any time of the day. 287 00:15:52,149 --> 00:15:55,027 Well, you give me a bowl, I'll do the same fucking thing. 288 00:15:55,403 --> 00:15:56,737 Yep. I'll tell you one thing. 289 00:15:56,737 --> 00:15:59,573 The man that makes corn chips on the cob 290 00:15:59,948 --> 00:16:01,741 is gonna be a fucking billionaire. 291 00:16:02,909 --> 00:16:04,744 Corn chips on the cob? 292 00:16:08,373 --> 00:16:10,750 How long did you write on Seinfeld, Hobie? 293 00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:13,379 I wrote on the show for four seasons. 294 00:16:14,504 --> 00:16:16,965 Two with Larry, and then two after Larry left. 295 00:16:17,425 --> 00:16:20,219 But you came back for the finale, though, didn't you? 296 00:16:21,052 --> 00:16:22,304 Yeah. 297 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,390 I never watched any of them. 298 00:16:24,890 --> 00:16:27,852 I don't watch TV. I don't watch movies. 299 00:16:27,852 --> 00:16:30,311 - I've never watched the Oscars. - She's never watched the Oscars. 300 00:16:30,311 --> 00:16:33,774 It's amazing. Oh my God, what an achievement. 301 00:16:33,774 --> 00:16:35,818 Good morning, everyone. 302 00:16:37,193 --> 00:16:41,781 It's 10:50 with 10 minutes before the breakfast cutoff. 303 00:16:41,781 --> 00:16:43,950 You are today, Mr. David. 304 00:16:44,909 --> 00:16:48,497 They can make a breakfast before 11:00 but not after. 305 00:16:48,497 --> 00:16:53,251 After 11:00, the technology eludes them. Can't be done. Just can't do it. 306 00:16:53,251 --> 00:16:55,504 Are you all ready to place your orders? 307 00:16:55,504 --> 00:16:57,840 No, it's too fast. I haven't even looked. 308 00:16:58,715 --> 00:17:01,886 No, we'll order. We're good. It's breakfast. It's just eggs. 309 00:17:01,886 --> 00:17:04,929 - Pick out something. - You go. 310 00:17:04,929 --> 00:17:07,015 I'll have the Belgian waffle, please. 311 00:17:07,015 --> 00:17:08,142 - Got it. - Thank you. 312 00:17:08,142 --> 00:17:10,728 Scrambled eggs, bacon, toast, hash browns. 313 00:17:11,102 --> 00:17:15,231 - I'm gonna have the omelet. - Yes. Your eggs. 314 00:17:15,231 --> 00:17:19,319 Yes. And I've got some bread back there. 315 00:17:19,319 --> 00:17:22,155 We're aware of your bread, Mr. David. And for you, ma'am? 316 00:17:23,573 --> 00:17:25,575 I don't know. Pancakes. 317 00:17:26,826 --> 00:17:30,789 - But I'm not... - Pancakes. They're fine. Good. 318 00:17:30,789 --> 00:17:32,832 I don't know. You're hurrying me. 319 00:17:32,832 --> 00:17:35,460 Stop it. Once they get here, you have to order, 320 00:17:35,460 --> 00:17:37,170 because you'll never get 'em again. 321 00:17:37,170 --> 00:17:39,380 When they're at the table, you got to take advantage of it. 322 00:17:39,380 --> 00:17:40,548 Let's have a toast. 323 00:17:40,548 --> 00:17:45,345 Yes. Why go a meal without a toast? 324 00:17:45,345 --> 00:17:48,389 And I want to make a toast to my sobriety. 325 00:17:49,641 --> 00:17:51,559 15 weeks today. 326 00:17:51,559 --> 00:17:53,437 - Nine more to go. - What? 327 00:17:58,192 --> 00:17:59,651 You know, until you're in the clear. 328 00:17:59,651 --> 00:18:02,071 No, it's a lifelong thing. 329 00:18:02,071 --> 00:18:04,531 You keep working at it. I have a disease. 330 00:18:05,991 --> 00:18:10,537 I hit bottom so badly. I walked into the council chamber naked, 331 00:18:10,537 --> 00:18:14,041 and all I remember is the air on my nipples 332 00:18:14,041 --> 00:18:16,543 and the looks of admiration and horror. 333 00:18:16,543 --> 00:18:19,462 - We're gonna eat. - And that was my bottom. 334 00:18:19,462 --> 00:18:22,133 - But now, 15 weeks. - That's so good to hear. 335 00:18:22,133 --> 00:18:23,968 Well, Larry, how are you hitting 'em these days? 336 00:18:23,968 --> 00:18:28,097 You know what? Great off the tee. I'm really hitting it long. 337 00:18:28,097 --> 00:18:30,266 That's why they call him Long Ball Larry. 338 00:18:32,017 --> 00:18:35,771 - Just kidding, Larry. - That's gonna stick. Long Ball Larry. 339 00:18:40,985 --> 00:18:44,572 This is like sort of cotton wool with sugar. 340 00:18:45,697 --> 00:18:48,366 - Pancakes. - It's not what I wanted. 341 00:18:48,366 --> 00:18:51,244 I should've gotten the eggs. I was rushed into pancakes. 342 00:18:51,244 --> 00:18:53,998 - I didn't rush you into pancakes. - You did! 343 00:18:54,372 --> 00:18:56,958 I'll trade with you if you want. I don't mind. 344 00:18:56,958 --> 00:19:00,504 - No, you don't have to. - No, it's nothing. 345 00:19:01,087 --> 00:19:03,423 - He's happy to do it. - Thank you. 346 00:19:03,423 --> 00:19:06,050 - That's nice. - So nice. 347 00:19:06,050 --> 00:19:07,844 It's the least I can do. 348 00:19:09,597 --> 00:19:12,683 - So, I'm happy now. - It is really good. 349 00:19:13,892 --> 00:19:16,561 Something's off with these eggs. They're not my eggs. 350 00:19:16,561 --> 00:19:18,773 I know my eggs. My eggs are organic. 351 00:19:18,773 --> 00:19:21,399 - These are not organic eggs. - I'm not switching with you. 352 00:19:23,026 --> 00:19:24,737 Miss, excuse me. 353 00:19:26,112 --> 00:19:30,075 - Yes, Mr. David? - Something's amiss with the eggs. 354 00:19:30,075 --> 00:19:33,871 - What do you mean? - They don't taste like my eggs. 355 00:19:33,871 --> 00:19:36,081 I can assure you those are your eggs. 356 00:19:36,499 --> 00:19:38,625 I know that you're a little upset the other day 357 00:19:38,625 --> 00:19:41,503 when I got breakfast after 11:00. 358 00:19:41,503 --> 00:19:43,129 Maybe you got a little breakfast grudge. 359 00:19:43,129 --> 00:19:46,300 No, I can assure you, I do not have a breakfast grudge. 360 00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:48,301 The chef does not have a breakfast grudge. 361 00:19:48,301 --> 00:19:50,428 I feel like you got a little breakfast grudge. 362 00:19:51,764 --> 00:19:53,765 Sorry, Mr. Takahashi. 363 00:19:53,765 --> 00:19:57,019 Hey, funny guy, don't bring your own eggs here. 364 00:19:57,019 --> 00:19:58,896 Your eggs are not organic. 365 00:19:58,896 --> 00:20:01,232 - Eggs are eggs. - Eggs are not eggs. 366 00:20:03,483 --> 00:20:05,694 Are you Disgruntled? 367 00:20:05,694 --> 00:20:08,405 - No, I am not Disgruntled. - Oh, yes. 368 00:20:08,405 --> 00:20:13,953 You always walk around with scowl on your face and mumbling to yourself. 369 00:20:15,662 --> 00:20:18,666 - Yeah, that's you. - Yeah. I do scowl. 370 00:20:18,666 --> 00:20:21,209 And I will admit to muttering. 371 00:20:21,209 --> 00:20:23,962 But I am not Disgruntled. 372 00:20:34,849 --> 00:20:36,307 And don't bring bread! 373 00:20:37,977 --> 00:20:39,520 Hold on. What are you doing? 374 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:42,398 You're gonna get kicked out of your club over a couple of eggs? 375 00:20:43,064 --> 00:20:45,067 Sorry to stop you. My name's Willie Geist. 376 00:20:45,067 --> 00:20:46,943 - Nice to see you. - Be right back. 377 00:20:49,113 --> 00:20:52,324 What about the facilities? Is the building holding up? 378 00:20:52,324 --> 00:20:56,787 Excuse me. Can I talk to Willie for a second? 379 00:20:56,787 --> 00:20:59,456 - Hey, Larry. - It's kind of important. 380 00:21:00,708 --> 00:21:03,252 Sorry, I wanted a selfie, but never mind. 381 00:21:04,336 --> 00:21:05,921 What are you talking to Nora about? 382 00:21:05,921 --> 00:21:08,674 Just a little background, a little color for the story. 383 00:21:08,674 --> 00:21:10,967 Is she the one who called me an asshole? 384 00:21:11,343 --> 00:21:13,721 Larry, don't ask me to give away my sources. 385 00:21:13,721 --> 00:21:15,014 You know I'm not gonna do it. 386 00:21:15,014 --> 00:21:16,973 If I were you, I wouldn't believe a word she says. 387 00:21:16,973 --> 00:21:19,851 She's been divorced four times. She's a pathological liar. 388 00:21:19,851 --> 00:21:22,772 And she burned down her house to get the insurance money. 389 00:21:22,772 --> 00:21:24,940 She's a very nice woman. And matter of fact, Larry, 390 00:21:24,940 --> 00:21:28,193 the more I talk to her and the membership of this club, 391 00:21:28,193 --> 00:21:31,906 the more I think there is a story here. This Disgruntled thing. It's big. 392 00:21:31,906 --> 00:21:33,156 Let me tell you something, Willie. 393 00:21:33,156 --> 00:21:35,492 The people in this club don't appreciate some reporter 394 00:21:35,492 --> 00:21:39,205 coming from New York with their fancy shoes and 100 dollar haircut... 395 00:21:39,205 --> 00:21:42,625 This is 21 dollars at Supercuts. 396 00:21:42,625 --> 00:21:45,376 Disgruntled has everything. It's juicy. 397 00:21:45,376 --> 00:21:48,463 You're looking for juicy? I got juicy for you. 398 00:21:48,463 --> 00:21:50,840 - What do you got? - Follow me. 399 00:21:54,053 --> 00:21:56,805 - And they switch my eggs. - This is the story? In here? 400 00:21:56,805 --> 00:21:59,140 Because I had breakfast after 11:00. 401 00:21:59,140 --> 00:22:02,268 Sorry, members can't be in the kitchen. No members in the kitchen, please. 402 00:22:02,268 --> 00:22:04,730 This is Willie Geist from NBC News. 403 00:22:04,730 --> 00:22:05,897 Big fan, man. 404 00:22:05,897 --> 00:22:08,150 We have a couple of questions we'd like to ask you. 405 00:22:08,150 --> 00:22:10,236 - He's got some questions. - Okay. 406 00:22:10,236 --> 00:22:12,113 Are you making the eggs I bring in? 407 00:22:12,113 --> 00:22:14,907 Breakfast-at-11:30 guy. I know you. 408 00:22:14,907 --> 00:22:17,117 I used your eggs. And you know what? 409 00:22:17,117 --> 00:22:19,744 Breakfast at 11:30 kind of screws everything up back here for us. 410 00:22:19,744 --> 00:22:21,830 So what's so hard about making an egg after 11:00? 411 00:22:21,830 --> 00:22:24,749 You crack an egg, you break it, and then you cook it. So what? 412 00:22:24,749 --> 00:22:27,169 If it's so easy, put on the little hat and get back here then. 413 00:22:27,169 --> 00:22:30,213 - I can make an egg. - Then why do you come in here? 414 00:22:30,213 --> 00:22:34,760 - Are you writing this down? - Me? No. Nothing. Not a word. 415 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:36,887 Thank you, Willie. Goodbye. 416 00:22:36,887 --> 00:22:38,304 What is that? Those are my eggs. 417 00:22:38,304 --> 00:22:39,597 Those are just other eggs. 418 00:22:39,597 --> 00:22:42,560 What are they doing? Two eggs off to the side like that. 419 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,561 Willie, you seeing this? There's two stray eggs. 420 00:22:44,561 --> 00:22:46,896 - What's a stray egg? - Look. 421 00:22:46,896 --> 00:22:51,317 Hey, pal. What are you doing? 422 00:22:51,317 --> 00:22:53,069 Okay, these are not the same color eggs. 423 00:22:53,069 --> 00:22:55,573 - Really? - Yeah. This one's caramel colored. 424 00:22:55,573 --> 00:22:58,159 And this one has an almond sheen. You see this, Willie? 425 00:22:58,159 --> 00:22:59,325 Yeah. Two brown eggs. 426 00:22:59,325 --> 00:23:01,370 No, not just two brown eggs. One's caramel colored. 427 00:23:01,370 --> 00:23:03,622 - One's an almond sheen. - I don't see a sheen on this. 428 00:23:03,622 --> 00:23:05,915 - There's a sheen. - Eggs don't even have a sheen. 429 00:23:05,915 --> 00:23:08,501 - No sheen here. - There's a sheen, Willie! 430 00:23:08,501 --> 00:23:11,629 - All right, thank you. Goodbye. - That's it? 431 00:23:11,629 --> 00:23:14,799 - That's it. - You're gonna be on television, okay? 432 00:23:14,799 --> 00:23:17,720 What were you filming with, your handkerchief? 433 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,056 - We'll be back. Willie. - Sorry about all this. 434 00:23:20,056 --> 00:23:23,517 And by the way, I'd like my bread. 435 00:23:23,850 --> 00:23:26,519 - Takahashi threw that away. - Takahashi threw it away? 436 00:23:26,519 --> 00:23:28,521 I'm not leaving here till I get my bread. 437 00:23:28,521 --> 00:23:31,232 - Get out of the kitchen! - Okay, I'm leaving. 438 00:23:31,232 --> 00:23:34,277 - That was the story? - Yeah! What do you mean? 439 00:23:34,277 --> 00:23:37,782 Don't you see what's going on? They're not making my eggs! 440 00:23:39,950 --> 00:23:43,537 Can I say something? Your husband's wonderful. 441 00:23:43,537 --> 00:23:48,042 That he would just give me his eggs. You have a lovely relationship. 442 00:23:48,042 --> 00:23:51,795 I noticed how he cared about you, how considerate he was. 443 00:23:51,795 --> 00:23:54,923 I wasn't enjoying my meal, my pancakes, 444 00:23:54,923 --> 00:23:57,968 because I was rushed into pancakes. It wasn't what I wanted to choose. 445 00:23:57,968 --> 00:23:59,385 I didn't rush you. 446 00:23:59,385 --> 00:24:04,015 And it wasn't up to him to give her his eggs. 447 00:24:05,226 --> 00:24:06,727 It wasn't his business. 448 00:24:06,727 --> 00:24:10,398 Mr. Black. I'm Dr. Velcheck. How are you? 449 00:24:10,398 --> 00:24:13,441 - Dr. Velcheck. - So what brings you in here today? 450 00:24:13,900 --> 00:24:16,654 Well, you're an expert on pee. 451 00:24:17,570 --> 00:24:19,824 That's what a urologist is, yeah. 452 00:24:19,824 --> 00:24:21,909 What do you know about urine? 453 00:24:22,534 --> 00:24:25,120 An awful lot. It's pretty much the same thing. 454 00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:27,497 You have any trouble urinating at night? 455 00:24:27,497 --> 00:24:30,543 Hell no. Sometimes I get a little lazy once in a while. 456 00:24:30,543 --> 00:24:33,002 Sometimes I pee right in the condom, and I'll just take it off, 457 00:24:33,002 --> 00:24:35,255 and I'll tie a little knot in that motherfucker and throw it in the trash, 458 00:24:35,255 --> 00:24:36,673 keep on fucking. 459 00:24:37,007 --> 00:24:40,260 Okay. Well, Larry, Hobie was trying to extend a courtesy 460 00:24:40,260 --> 00:24:43,930 that wasn't being extended by anyone else, specifically you. 461 00:24:43,930 --> 00:24:46,183 But it wasn't right for him to do that. 462 00:24:46,183 --> 00:24:47,935 He overstepped his bounds. 463 00:24:47,935 --> 00:24:50,895 It was your place, and you weren't doing it. 464 00:24:50,895 --> 00:24:54,442 Yeah! I wasn't doing it. I think Hobie wanted pancakes! 465 00:24:54,442 --> 00:24:56,484 All right, Mr. Black, time to start the exam. 466 00:24:57,903 --> 00:25:00,029 - Pull your pants down. - What? 467 00:25:00,698 --> 00:25:03,199 I think you're upset with Hobie because he's a better person than you. 468 00:25:03,199 --> 00:25:05,703 Is that what you think? I'll tell you what. 469 00:25:05,703 --> 00:25:08,581 I'm upset with Hobie 'cause he's full of shit! 470 00:25:08,581 --> 00:25:12,001 'Cause he wanted pancakes, and he was jealous of her pancakes, 471 00:25:12,001 --> 00:25:13,835 and when she didn't want the pancakes, 472 00:25:13,835 --> 00:25:16,672 he couldn't wait to get his hands on them! 473 00:25:16,672 --> 00:25:19,508 Motherfucker! 474 00:25:19,967 --> 00:25:21,635 Don't move! 475 00:25:22,928 --> 00:25:25,556 - What the fuck are you doing, man? - I'm checking your prostate! 476 00:25:25,556 --> 00:25:28,224 You ain't no piss doctor! You an ass doctor! 477 00:25:28,224 --> 00:25:29,559 Mr. Black, out, please. 478 00:25:29,559 --> 00:25:32,813 You don't do that shit to people, man! How dare you? 479 00:25:32,813 --> 00:25:34,356 I feel like we're not alone. 480 00:25:37,817 --> 00:25:40,863 I wasn't afraid to give that woman the water. 481 00:25:40,863 --> 00:25:42,656 I don't live in fear, Willie. 482 00:25:42,656 --> 00:25:45,909 I'm not afraid of the dark. I'm not afraid of the cold. 483 00:25:45,909 --> 00:25:49,120 Say, I'm gonna take a shower and there's no hot water. 484 00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:53,541 Yeah, I'll take the cold shower. I'll get in there. Am I disappointed? 485 00:25:53,541 --> 00:25:57,629 Of course I'm disappointed. Still, I'm gonna get wet. 486 00:25:57,629 --> 00:26:00,216 A lot of people won't go in that cold shower. 487 00:26:00,216 --> 00:26:06,097 And this applies to the story with the bottled water in Atlanta how? 488 00:26:06,097 --> 00:26:07,555 Willie, let me ask you a question. 489 00:26:07,555 --> 00:26:10,141 Have you ever had a fresh egg from a chicken? 490 00:26:10,141 --> 00:26:11,352 I have. 491 00:26:11,352 --> 00:26:13,437 Have you ever had a fresh peach off the tree? 492 00:26:13,437 --> 00:26:16,315 I have. So in Atlanta, you see the line of voters. 493 00:26:16,315 --> 00:26:20,902 I want to tell you a story. My whole life, I hated strawberries. 494 00:26:21,653 --> 00:26:24,990 - Strawberries? - Hated 'em. Wouldn't eat 'em. 495 00:26:24,990 --> 00:26:28,410 And then one day, I had a fresh strawberry right from the ground. 496 00:26:29,202 --> 00:26:31,871 Changed my life. Never tasted anything like it. 497 00:26:31,871 --> 00:26:35,708 I was judging strawberries, but I didn't know the strawberry. 498 00:26:35,708 --> 00:26:37,335 It's like people, Willie. 499 00:26:37,753 --> 00:26:41,132 You don't really know them until you taste them. 500 00:26:42,591 --> 00:26:44,969 That's great, Larry. Thank you so much. 501 00:26:44,969 --> 00:26:46,678 I think we have what we need on the strawberries. 502 00:26:46,678 --> 00:26:50,266 - How 'bout a boysenberry? - There's a lot of fruit out there. 503 00:26:50,266 --> 00:26:52,268 And I think we're bumping up against our time, 504 00:26:52,268 --> 00:26:54,687 and I kind of see us going all the way down the produce aisle, 505 00:26:54,687 --> 00:26:56,020 so I'm gonna stop you there. 506 00:26:56,020 --> 00:26:58,189 - Where'd you have that boysenberry? - It's not interesting. 507 00:26:58,189 --> 00:27:01,736 Maybe Vermont? New Hampshire? 508 00:27:01,736 --> 00:27:04,404 - They're big on boysenberries. - Okay, enough with the fruit. 509 00:27:04,404 --> 00:27:08,324 I do have one last question for you, Larry, before I let you go. 510 00:27:09,576 --> 00:27:14,248 Are you, Larry David, Disgruntled? 511 00:27:15,665 --> 00:27:19,544 Sorry to disappoint you, man. I'm not Disgruntled. 512 00:27:20,545 --> 00:27:22,339 I think we have what we need. Yeah? Great. 513 00:27:22,339 --> 00:27:23,923 This was great. 514 00:27:27,051 --> 00:27:28,636 You think I can use the bathroom, Larry? 515 00:27:28,636 --> 00:27:30,513 Of course. Yeah. 516 00:27:30,513 --> 00:27:34,100 Between us, and I'll spare you the details, I'm having a little... 517 00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:36,519 You know. You know a good urologist in town? 518 00:27:36,519 --> 00:27:38,898 I'd love to see him before I head out. 519 00:27:38,898 --> 00:27:40,440 You know, as a matter of fact, I do. 520 00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:42,275 - You'd connect us? - Absolutely. 521 00:27:42,275 --> 00:27:44,236 Okay, great. Thanks, Larr. 522 00:27:44,695 --> 00:27:47,947 Willie, what other fruits come from the ground besides strawberries? 523 00:27:47,947 --> 00:27:49,617 Thank you, Larry. 524 00:27:49,617 --> 00:27:54,121 Strawberries, is that the only one? Is tomato a fruit? 525 00:27:57,624 --> 00:27:59,543 Hey, how'd the interview go? 526 00:28:00,001 --> 00:28:03,255 You know. Okay. Let me ask you a question. 527 00:28:03,255 --> 00:28:05,549 Have you ever eaten a strawberry from the ground? 528 00:28:05,549 --> 00:28:07,801 No, I get 'em at the grocery store, I wash 'em. 529 00:28:07,801 --> 00:28:09,344 Hey, Larry. 530 00:28:09,762 --> 00:28:12,348 What the hell? You can't talk to my wife like that. 531 00:28:12,348 --> 00:28:13,807 Talk to your wife like what? 532 00:28:13,807 --> 00:28:16,227 You can't give her a hard time in your sessions. 533 00:28:16,227 --> 00:28:17,977 I hear you're busting her balls all the time. 534 00:28:17,977 --> 00:28:21,356 It's very unethical for her to be talking about something private 535 00:28:21,356 --> 00:28:22,983 that I said to her with you. 536 00:28:22,983 --> 00:28:27,112 - She's my wife. - You're not entitled to know that! 537 00:28:27,112 --> 00:28:29,656 She doesn't tell me everything. She tells me certain things. 538 00:28:29,656 --> 00:28:31,117 She shouldn' tell you anything! 539 00:28:31,117 --> 00:28:34,203 She did tell me a little something about how you didn't like the fact 540 00:28:34,203 --> 00:28:36,704 that l gave my eggs to your girlfriend the other day. 541 00:28:36,704 --> 00:28:38,082 What the hell's with that? 542 00:28:38,082 --> 00:28:41,626 We know you wanted the pancakes. I know you wanted the pancakes. 543 00:28:41,626 --> 00:28:44,630 - I could care less. - You wanted the pancakes, Hobie. 544 00:28:44,630 --> 00:28:47,550 You know what? You're just being this disgruntled dick right now. 545 00:28:47,550 --> 00:28:52,012 I'm getting a lot of big D Disgruntled energy from you. 546 00:28:52,012 --> 00:28:53,888 You're getting small D disgruntled energy. 547 00:28:53,888 --> 00:28:58,436 Larry David's Disgruntled, everybody! Larry David's Disgruntled! 548 00:28:58,436 --> 00:29:01,564 I knew it! 549 00:29:02,606 --> 00:29:04,899 You are in big trouble, 550 00:29:04,899 --> 00:29:07,777 because you are Disgruntled! 551 00:29:10,530 --> 00:29:13,408 - I'm Disgruntled! - What, you? 552 00:29:13,408 --> 00:29:14,743 Yes! 553 00:29:14,743 --> 00:29:21,833 I'm Disgruntled. 554 00:29:21,833 --> 00:29:23,794 I'm Disgruntled, too! 555 00:29:23,794 --> 00:29:25,754 I'm Disgruntled! 556 00:29:28,006 --> 00:29:29,216 Baka! 557 00:29:39,143 --> 00:29:41,144 - Hi, honey. - You ready to grab a bite? 558 00:29:41,144 --> 00:29:42,687 Yeah, and a bourbon. 559 00:29:43,272 --> 00:29:46,442 I have Jeff and Susie Greene coming in at 2:00 PM, and they are a shit show. 560 00:29:46,442 --> 00:29:49,028 Speaking of shit shows, I just came from Ocean View. 561 00:29:49,028 --> 00:29:51,029 It's getting fucking weird over there. 562 00:29:51,488 --> 00:29:54,074 I don't know what's going on, but everybody's walking around going, 563 00:29:54,074 --> 00:29:56,242 "I'm Disgruntled!" 564 00:29:56,242 --> 00:29:58,162 But Jeff is Disgruntled. 565 00:29:58,162 --> 00:29:59,705 No, everybody over there is saying it. 566 00:29:59,705 --> 00:30:01,206 No, but I mean, Jeff caused it. 567 00:30:01,206 --> 00:30:03,750 He wrote a letter listing all of his complaints about the club 568 00:30:03,750 --> 00:30:05,503 and signed it "Disgruntled". 569 00:30:05,503 --> 00:30:07,879 - Jeff Greene is Disgruntled? - Yes. 570 00:30:09,464 --> 00:30:12,551 Shit! Are you serious? You're sitting on a gold mine. 571 00:30:12,551 --> 00:30:16,012 Jeff Greene is Disgruntled. 572 00:30:16,972 --> 00:30:19,308 - I thought it was Larry David. - Me too. 573 00:30:20,017 --> 00:30:21,726 Are you serious? 574 00:30:21,726 --> 00:30:25,647 The chef at the club is eating all of Larry's organic fucking eggs? 575 00:30:26,065 --> 00:30:27,232 I knew it!