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[Rm]

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[Over speakers]
J“ everybody said it was a shame j“

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j“ 'cause her mama
was working on the chain gang j“

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j“ a mean, vicious woman j“

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Jesus.

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It can't be done.

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Man: You sure about that?

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Ah. There's a trick, huh?

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There's gotta be. This guy wouldn't
put money on it unless there's a trick.

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Pierce:
I'm telling you, it can't be done.

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So you give up?

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Yeah. All right.

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Let's see it.

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J“ everybody said it was a shame j“j“

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- oh, oh... wait, what?
- No way.

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Show me that again.

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- Sure. You got another 20?
- Ahh.

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Screw this.

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Ah, don't go away mad.

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Oh, hey, guys.
You wanna buy a rolex?

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Whoa, whoa, hold on.
How much for that cheap piece of crap?

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- Look what the wind blew in.
- Hey.

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Holy crap. Jimmy, my man.
I said you would beat the rap.

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- Hey, merna. Set him up.
- No thanks. I'm good.

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No, go on. He don't mean it.
You just got out of jail. Come on.

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You're not gonna have a drink?
That'll be the day.

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Settle down. I'm in a rush.
My brother's outside in a taxi.

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- The meter's running.
- What, Chuck's outside?

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Tell him to pull that broomstick
out of his ass and get in here.

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No. We got no time.
We're catching a plane.

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I came here to say goodbye.

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I'm moving to Albuquerque, new Mexico.

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Mexico? You skip bail?

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New Mexico. You know,
like bugs bunny and the road runner.

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Okay, yeah.
What are you gonna do there?

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I'm gonna work at his law firm,
like in the mailroom. To start, anyways.

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Now you're talking crazy. You just got
out of jail. Now you wanna go back?

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- Working for him, that's all that is.
- Marco.

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I was done, you understand?
I didn't beat the rap.

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Chuck flew in and saved my ass.
It's time to make some changes.

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Hey. Listen to me.
You're slippin' Jimmy.

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What do you got to change, huh?

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Everything. It's time to grow up.

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- Yeah, according to who? Chuck?
- The same goes for you, man.

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You want to spend the rest
of your life on that stool?

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I mean, come on, Marco.
Look at yourself.

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[Car horn honks]

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All right, that's him. I gotta hit it.

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- Jeez. His master's voice.
- Really?

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Come on. Go outside. Tell chuckles
that you got some business you forgot.

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- Marco.
- Come on.

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You gotta have one last blowout.

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We'll do the watch thing again.

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But maybe we'll pull that tar-money
scam you were talking about.

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Get some girls.

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- I made a promise.
- Yeah, you made a promise.

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- But it was... what do you call it?
- -Under duress.

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Look, he got you out of jail, okay?
But he's your brother.

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- I mean, what else is he gonna do?
- Marco. Listen to me, all right?

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Chuck's not making me do this.

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He's giving me an opportunity
and I'm grabbing it.

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Gee, it's like watching miles Davis
give up the trumpet.

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What? What does that even mean?

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It's just a waste, is all I'm saying.

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[Car horn honking]

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Look, I'm gonna fly out there.
I'm gonna get settled.

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And I'll call you, okay?

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All right, Jimmy.

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Hey, have a safe flight, all right?

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J“ my baby, when she walks by j“

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j“ all the fellows go ooh j“

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j“ and I know why j“

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j“ it's simply because that girl j“j“

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[j“j“j“]

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Hey.

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Hey.

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What's up?

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Just waiting to talk to Howard.

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Can I ask about what?

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I'm taking your advice.
I'm giving the case to hhm.

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Why?

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The fact
that Chuck doesn't want me here...

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Has something to do with it.

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I'm so sorry.

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- Why didn't you just tell me?
- I just...

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I didn't want you hating
your own brother.

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Howard:
How'd you find out? Did Kim tell you?

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I figured it out on my own.

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It's about time, right?

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I brought the sandpiper stuff with me.
It's down in my car.

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I figure your guys
could do the outreach.

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If any of those geezers
don't wanna sign with you...

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Just give me their names,
I'll talk them into it.

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You know, Jimmy,
I never wanted it to go this way.

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- If it had been up to me, we would have...
- Howard, I get it.

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Your brother's
very important to the firm.

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Sorry I called you a pig fucker.

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Well...

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We owe you some money, don't we?

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The of—counsel fee.

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I think we discussed 20,000.

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That and whatever the common-fund
proceeds of sandpiper...

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Ultimately adds up to,
you'll receive 20 percent of that.

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Should be a very nice payday for you
when it comes.

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Yep.

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I've got something for you too.

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It's a shopping list for Chuck.

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He's doing better,
but he still needs deliveries every day.

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I think he'd be more comfortable
with someone else doing it.

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I see.

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You don't have to do it personally.
It just needs to get done.

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It's pretty straightforward.
The ice is a pain in the ass.

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But he needs it. I usually sneak
into a motel and fill a garbage bag.

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But you can have whoever you hire
just buy it.

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Most important thing
is the newspapers.

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The New York times.
The wall street journal. They're a must.

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There's a news stand on eubank
that has both of them at 6 am.

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Which is good. He's an early riser.
The Albuquerque journal gets delivered.

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But somebody still has to bring it in
for him.

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You've been doing all of this every day?

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For over a year?

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- You'll take care of this?
- —absolutely.

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I'll get it done and done right.

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I always liked you, Jimmy.

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Remember?
I used to call you Charlie hustle.

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Yeah, I remember that.

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Jimmy:
I'm sorry I yelled at you.

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That was nice.

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You sure you're all right?

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- It's not a crime to let it out.
- There's nothing to let out.

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Chuck's a sick man.

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That's no excuse.

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He's my brother.
He thinks I'm a scumbag.

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There's nothing I can do
to change that.

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What else is there to say?

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Wow, that's mature.

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Dalai Lama's got nothing on me.

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[Balls rattling]

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O-64. As in "oh, to be 64 again."

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0-64.

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All right. Next up, we got n-32.

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N as in "Nancy Reagan"...

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First lady with a lot of style.

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Anybody else seen
hellcats of the Navy?

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All right. No winners yet?

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Okay. Here's b-2.

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Just like the b-2 bomber,
the stealth.

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Probably one taking off
over at kirtland right now.

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We would never know
because it's stealthy.

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Still no winners?

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Here we have...

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B-4. Another b.
How about that. As in:

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"Before too long,
we're gonna have another winner."

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No? Nobody? Okay.

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All right. Ahem.

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And here comes...

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Hey, it's our old friend b.
Heh. B-12.

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B as in, uh...

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B as in...

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"Betrayal."

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Benedict Arnold
betrayed the United States.

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Still no winners?

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Okay.

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Here it is.

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Oh, what are the odds?

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Four b's in a row. That's... heh.

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B as in...

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B as in...

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B-7. Seven brides for seven brothers.

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I'm sure a lot of you have brothers.
It's not like mine though.

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Any winners yet?
Take another look, okay? I'll wait.

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I'm gonna say if it's another b,
we could have a real problem here.

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And...

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Hey, it is another b.

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8-5, as in:

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"Boy, this b thing is really
starting to tick me off."

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B as in "battleship."
B as in "bourbon." B as in "Belize."

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Beautiful place, so I've heard.

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I would love to go there, but let's
face it, that's never gonna happen.

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None of us is ever leaving
this godforsaken wasteland.

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Sorry.

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Scratch that.

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Moving on?

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I mean, what is it with this place?

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It's like living inside an easy bake oven.

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I mean, look out that window.

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It's like a soulless, radioactive
Georgia o'keeffe hellscape out there...

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Crawling with coral snakes
and scorpions, and...

189
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You ever see the movie
the hills have eyes?

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It's a documentary.

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God forbid, your car breaks down,
you have to walk 10 steps.

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You have melanoma the size of a
pineapple where your head used to be.

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So you ask, "why?" Why, if that's
how I feel, why do I live here? Why?

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Man: Excuse me.

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- Are you gonna read that number?
- Yeah. I'm gonna read your number.

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It's another b. Ha.

197
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It's another freaking b.
Of course. Why not? Why not?

198
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And the next number...

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Quick question. Who here knows
what a Chicago sunroof is?

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Anybody? You, sir? No? Okay.

201
00:12:35,339 --> 00:12:39,509
True story. Back home,
there was this guy named Chet.

202
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Now, Chet was a real asshole.

203
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He might have owed me some money.
He might have slept with my wife...

204
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Before she became my ex-wife.
The details don't matter.

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Suffice it to say, I was wronged.

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All right. So one summer evening...

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I was out having a few drinks,
one or two, maybe three. Ha.

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You get the picture.
And who do I see? Chet.

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He drove up and he double-parked
outside a dairy queen...

210
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And went in to get some soft serve.
Now, Chet drove...

211
00:13:13,669 --> 00:13:15,170
And this will give you an idea...

212
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Of exactly what kind
of a douche bag this guy was.

213
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Drove a white pearlescent
BMW 7 series with white leather interior.

214
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Heh. So I saw that thing
and I had had a few, like I said.

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00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:31,103
And, uh...

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I climbed up top and I may have...

217
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Defecated, uh...

218
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Through the sunroof.

219
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Not my finest hour, I'll Grant you that.

220
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But that's what a Chicago sunroof is.
Now you know. Heh.

221
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It's a real thing. I didn't make it up.

222
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:07,139
I'm not the first person to do it.
There's a name for it.

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00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:12,102
Guy wanted some soft serve,
I gave him some soft serve.

224
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I did not know that his children
were in the backseat.

225
00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:21,945
There was a level of tint on the windows
that I'll maintain to this day...

226
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Was not legal
in an Illinois licensed vehicle.

227
00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:28,952
But somehow, that's on me, I guess.

228
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,789
Who leaves two cub scouts...

229
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In a double-parked car
with the engine running?

230
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Come on.

231
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:44,509
Now, Chet was connected, see?
Like Cicero, connected.

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So usually I'd be looking
at malicious mischief...

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Public intoxication,
disorderly conduct, maybe.

234
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:55,228
But he's got the da saying
indecent exposure.

235
00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:57,564
Calling me a sex offender. What?

236
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One little Chicago sunroof,
and suddenly I'm Charles manson?

237
00:15:03,195 --> 00:15:06,156
And that's where it all went off the rails.

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I've been paying for it ever since.
That's why I'm here.

239
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You know what?

240
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:27,135
Any of this stuff you want, come get it.

241
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:30,972
Kitty-cat notebooks for everybody.

242
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:33,391
[Mic feedbacks]

243
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,981
[J“j“j“]

244
00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:07,259
J“ when I look out my window j“

245
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:12,472
j“ there's so many sights to see j“

246
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:18,186
j“ when I look out my window
yeah j“

247
00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:24,151
j“ there's so many people to be j“

248
00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:27,737
j“ it is strange j“

249
00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:32,951
j“ I think it's strange right now j“

250
00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:41,585
j“ you got to pick up every stitch j“j“

251
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:46,131
- what can I get you?
- Old style.

252
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:49,342
- Make it two.
- You got it.

253
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:52,053
- What happened to merna?
- Merna?

254
00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:55,140
She's doing all right. She's my stepmom.

255
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,559
She don't come in much anymore.

256
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:01,646
Tell her slippin' Jimmy says hello.

257
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:04,232
- Slippin' Jimmy?
- She'|I know.

258
00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:07,527
I'll tell her. That'll be 5.50.

259
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:17,245
[Jimmy sighs]

260
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,345
Marco.

261
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,681
You gorgeous hunk of a man.

262
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:40,227
How long will you keep me waiting?

263
00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:44,356
Uhn. Wake up, you fat son of a bitch.

264
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:46,983
Bought you a beer.

265
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,070
Jimmy?

266
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:53,949
- Come here.
- Hey.

267
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:55,367
[Both laugh]

268
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,036
Jimmy:
So I'm not dark enough for you, huh?

269
00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:01,081
Marco: No, I'm just saying,
I don't see any colour.

270
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:03,750
I mean, 10 years in a desert,
you should look like...

271
00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:06,878
Anthony Quinn
in Lawrence of Arabia.

272
00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:09,965
"Turks,
they paid me in golden treasure."

273
00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:13,843
Both: "Yet, I am poor.
Because I am a river to my people."

274
00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:16,554
Hey, I'm Irish, okay?

275
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,182
I spend my time staying out of the sun.

276
00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:22,477
Speaking of pale sons of bitches,
how's your brother doing?

277
00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:24,396
Chuck's fine.

278
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,940
Still working for him?

279
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,442
Sometimes.

280
00:18:30,402 --> 00:18:33,655
What about you? I mean,
besides falling asleep on a bar...

281
00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:36,408
At 4:00 on a Wednesday afternoon.

282
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:42,580
- Lake Michigan standpipe? What's that?
- My brother-in-law owns the company.

283
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,165
Hold it. You got married?

284
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:46,918
No.no.no.
My sister Angie's husband.

285
00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:50,547
- So, what the hell's a standpipe?
- You know what a standpipe is.

286
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,799
- I don't think so.
- The fire department comes.

287
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:54,688
Stick one end of the hose
on the hydrant...

288
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,177
The other on the standpipe.

289
00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:58,763
Water goes out the standpipe,
through the sprinklers.

290
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:01,558
And then douses the flames.
It's important stuff.

291
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:05,020
- So that's what a standpipe is, huh?
- Well, it's a dry standpipe.

292
00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:08,982
- There's also the wet standpipe.
- What's the difference?

293
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:11,818
I don't know if I could explain it
to a layman.

294
00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:13,611
[Coughing]

295
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,655
[Grunting]

296
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:19,451
Ahem. Excuse me. How's your mom?

297
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:23,663
She passed away
about three years ago.

298
00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:27,751
That's too bad. A great lady.

299
00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:29,586
- Yeah.
- From Wisconsin, right?

300
00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:33,423
The funeral out there?

301
00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:36,509
No, it was here.

302
00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:38,762
Here?

303
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:43,600
Yeah, well, we were only
in town for a few days, so...

304
00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:48,688
You're in town, you didn't look me up?

305
00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:51,483
Chuck was in the middle
of a big case.

306
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,444
And we couldn't stay around. So...

307
00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:00,241
Bartender:
Can I get you guys anything else?

308
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,494
- I'm good. Want anything?
- —nuh—uh.

309
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,329
Bartender:
Your change here for you.

310
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:08,124
- Hey.
- Thank you.

311
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,335
[J“j“j“]

312
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,762
How's my cutlass running?

313
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,680
Gets me around.

314
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,350
Well, it's a classic.

315
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:29,854
A little bodywork, a paintjob,
really be something.

316
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,777
So, what you gonna do
while you're here?

317
00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:38,571
I don't know.
See the sights, you know?

318
00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:41,491
Catch a cubbies game
from the bleachers.

319
00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:44,035
Get a hot dog at Henry's.

320
00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:50,333
Man: Mm-hm. Yeah. Uh-huh.

321
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,919
All right.

322
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,798
I'm gonna see them tomorrow.

323
00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,175
Yeah, both of them.

324
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,261
Okay.

325
00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:03,596
Okay. Bye.

326
00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:05,265
Is he a regular?

327
00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:13,314
You're buying. I'm selling.

328
00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:19,028
All right, then.

329
00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:29,581
Jimmy:
All I'm asking is that you take a look.

330
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:33,376
I'm sorry, buddy. No offence. I'm just...
You know, I'm not interested.

331
00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:34,627
Come on, man.

332
00:21:34,836 --> 00:21:37,881
What's it gonna hurt to take a look?
It'll take you two seconds.

333
00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:39,382
[Scoffs]

334
00:21:40,383 --> 00:21:43,803
All right. All right.
Show me what you got.

335
00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:47,807
Boom.

336
00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,768
Okay.

337
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,313
You see it?

338
00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:55,940
I see a Kennedy half-dollar.

339
00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:57,901
Which way is he facing?

340
00:21:58,109 --> 00:22:00,445
Jfk is facing left.

341
00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:03,072
Exactly.

342
00:22:04,115 --> 00:22:06,951
Which way is he supposed
to be facing?

343
00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:10,580
Right. He's supposed
to be facing right.

344
00:22:10,788 --> 00:22:14,209
Okay. So why is this one facing left?

345
00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:18,796
Heh. November 22nd, 1963.

346
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:21,132
Kennedy is assassinated, right?

347
00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:23,301
The whole nation goes into mourning.

348
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:25,929
They start naming everything
in sight after him.

349
00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:27,889
The mint wants in on the act.

350
00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:30,975
So in '64, they decide
to change the Lincoln half-dollar...

351
00:22:31,184 --> 00:22:32,852
Into the Kennedy half-dollar.

352
00:22:33,061 --> 00:22:36,731
When they design it, they put
Kennedy facing right, facing east.

353
00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:39,692
Just the way they had Lincoln.
You know why?

354
00:22:39,901 --> 00:22:41,528
East symbolizes the dawn.

355
00:22:41,736 --> 00:22:44,322
That's why pretty much every grave
everywhere faces east.

356
00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:47,283
You know, so the spirit
of the dead person faces the sun.

357
00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:49,452
So that thing. It's a burial thing.

358
00:22:49,661 --> 00:22:52,038
But there's one technician
in the Denver mint, right?

359
00:22:52,247 --> 00:22:55,458
This guy, he believed
in the new frontier...

360
00:22:55,667 --> 00:22:56,876
Camelot, the whole deal.

361
00:22:57,085 --> 00:22:59,504
So the assassination,
it just destroyed him.

362
00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,965
When he sees that coin
with Kennedy facing east...

363
00:23:02,173 --> 00:23:05,134
Facing the American past,
it pissed him off.

364
00:23:05,343 --> 00:23:07,053
And so he went rogue.

365
00:23:07,262 --> 00:23:09,806
Without telling anybody,
he flipped things around...

366
00:23:10,014 --> 00:23:13,893
So that Kennedy was facing west
towards the new frontier, the future.

367
00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:17,522
Now, the mint struck about 3000 of these
before they figured it out.

368
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,107
They canned the guy.

369
00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:22,068
About 1000 of them
made it out into general circulation.

370
00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:24,737
They managed to get most of them back,
melt them down.

371
00:23:24,946 --> 00:23:30,159
But there's still 200 plus
floating around out there.

372
00:23:30,368 --> 00:23:32,036
[Chuckles]

373
00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:34,414
What's that? I didn't catch that.

374
00:23:34,622 --> 00:23:36,416
I didn't say anything.

375
00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:39,669
You mind, buddy? We're having
a private conversation here.

376
00:23:41,963 --> 00:23:44,173
This one's not in perfect condition.

377
00:23:44,382 --> 00:23:50,430
But on the open market,
I'd say it's worth 6 or 800 bucks.

378
00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:53,766
- Eight-hundred dollars?
- Yeah.

379
00:23:53,975 --> 00:23:58,187
I'm hard up so I'll take $100 for it.

380
00:23:58,396 --> 00:24:01,983
You want me to give you
$100 for a half-dollar?

381
00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:06,779
I want you to give me $100
for an $800 coin.

382
00:24:06,988 --> 00:24:09,198
Yeah, I don't know, man.

383
00:24:10,742 --> 00:24:13,536
I'm gonna go drain the snake.
Think about it.

384
00:24:19,542 --> 00:24:20,585
[Chuckles]

385
00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:23,379
This guy's playing me, right?

386
00:24:23,588 --> 00:24:26,674
- Definitely.
- Slick son of a bitch.

387
00:24:26,883 --> 00:24:28,176
You know, I should...

388
00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:36,142
You know,
I know this guy on wabash.

389
00:24:36,351 --> 00:24:38,269
Coin dealer, a friend of my uncle's.

390
00:24:38,478 --> 00:24:41,230
Hey, Joey, can I use your phone?
Local call.

391
00:24:41,439 --> 00:24:43,024
Keep it short.

392
00:24:44,192 --> 00:24:46,402
Let's see.

393
00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:49,030
I'm gonna call this guy.

394
00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:51,783
When he tells me this is a scam,
know what I'm gonna do?

395
00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:53,242
I'm gonna call the cops.

396
00:24:53,451 --> 00:24:56,829
And get this scumbag thrown in the can.
You're my witness, okay?

397
00:24:57,038 --> 00:24:59,123
[J“j“j“]

398
00:24:59,332 --> 00:25:01,209
Facing west.

399
00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:03,586
My hairy ass.

400
00:25:04,087 --> 00:25:06,381
Ahem. Hey.

401
00:25:06,589 --> 00:25:10,593
How you doing?
Yeah, it's Alvin, Dave Tanner's nephew.

402
00:25:13,513 --> 00:25:15,264
Yeah. That's right.

403
00:25:15,473 --> 00:25:18,101
Hey, this is gonna sound
like the beginning of a bad joke.

404
00:25:18,309 --> 00:25:21,854
But I'm in this bar, and I got this guy
spinning this cock-and-bull story...

405
00:25:22,063 --> 00:25:24,399
About this 50-cent piece
he's trying to sell me.

406
00:25:24,607 --> 00:25:30,738
He says... he says Kennedy's supposed
to be facing west or something.

407
00:25:32,407 --> 00:25:33,950
Yeah?

408
00:25:43,793 --> 00:25:47,213
Automated voice [over phone]:
At the tone, the time will be 5:11 pm.

409
00:25:47,422 --> 00:25:49,799
Yeah.
That's what he said. Denver.

410
00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:52,760
Jesus, no kidding?

411
00:25:52,969 --> 00:25:58,015
Look. Listen. I gotta go. All right.
Thank you. Yeah, I owe you one.

412
00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:01,436
Thanks, Joey.

413
00:26:02,311 --> 00:26:05,648
- So, what'd he say?
- Yeah, he didn't really know much.

414
00:26:10,153 --> 00:26:12,405
I'll tell you what.
I'll give you $50 for it.

415
00:26:12,613 --> 00:26:15,366
Fifty dollars?
I'm taking a bath at $100.

416
00:26:15,575 --> 00:26:19,787
All right. Okay. Look.
I got like $64 right here.

417
00:26:19,996 --> 00:26:23,416
It's an $800 coin, okay?
I'm not gonna sell it to you for $64.

418
00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:25,626
If you wait for me, I'll get you 100 bucks.

419
00:26:25,835 --> 00:26:26,878
I don't know.

420
00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:28,254
[Whistles]

421
00:26:28,463 --> 00:26:31,174
Hey, buddy. I got 75 bucks right here.

422
00:26:31,382 --> 00:26:33,593
Hey, I... sorry. I need a hundred.

423
00:26:33,801 --> 00:26:35,428
Hey, slick, nobody's talking to you.

424
00:26:35,636 --> 00:26:37,638
Mind your own business, okay?
Come on.

425
00:26:37,847 --> 00:26:39,891
Cash money, $80.

426
00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:42,602
Look, if you give me a chance,
I'll be back with $100...

427
00:26:42,810 --> 00:26:45,730
- How long will that be?
- I don't know. Catch a train. Come back.

428
00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:47,899
This guy was getting ready
to call the cops.

429
00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:49,484
- No, I was not.
- Why would you?

430
00:26:49,692 --> 00:26:52,195
- This guy is making shit up.
- Hey, I got 110 here.

431
00:26:52,403 --> 00:26:53,654
- Sold.
- No, no, no.

432
00:26:53,863 --> 00:26:55,698
- This guy's got the cash.
- Don't do that.

433
00:26:55,907 --> 00:26:58,993
- Take care of that. It's history there.
- Hey, you can't do that.

434
00:26:59,202 --> 00:27:02,246
- Money talks. You lost. It's over.
- No, it's not over.

435
00:27:02,455 --> 00:27:04,457
That's crap.
Where do you think you're going?

436
00:27:04,665 --> 00:27:05,708
Back off, dude.

437
00:27:05,917 --> 00:27:08,795
I'll back off
when you give me the jfk back.

438
00:27:09,003 --> 00:27:11,255
Call the cops.
This guy just tried to rip me off.

439
00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:13,549
This guy's a liar.
I did not rip anybody off.

440
00:27:13,758 --> 00:27:17,845
Yes, you did. You come back in here,
your ass is grass. I got friends, buddy.

441
00:27:18,054 --> 00:27:20,723
You hear me?
You double-dealing bastard.

442
00:27:20,932 --> 00:27:23,142
I got friends!

443
00:27:26,270 --> 00:27:27,772
[Both laughing]

444
00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:31,609
You are so beautiful. Mwah! Ha!

445
00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:35,279
Hey, everybody. Next round's on us.

446
00:27:37,657 --> 00:27:39,659
[J“j“j“]

447
00:27:43,371 --> 00:27:45,957
All right. You listening?

448
00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:47,708
Can you keep a secret?

449
00:27:47,917 --> 00:27:50,253
Yeah. Absolutely.

450
00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:53,840
Okay, his name is idi abbassi.

451
00:27:54,048 --> 00:27:57,343
He's 27 years old.
He's a Nigerian prince.

452
00:27:57,552 --> 00:28:01,597
He's worth, conservatively,
$400 million.

453
00:28:01,806 --> 00:28:04,392
The dictatorship
of Equatorial uqbar orbis...

454
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,644
Is detaining him
on trumped-up charges.

455
00:28:06,853 --> 00:28:08,855
Now, the abbassi family,
they're going crazy.

456
00:28:09,063 --> 00:28:11,607
They will reward whoever helps them
get their boy back.

457
00:28:11,816 --> 00:28:13,901
The hitch is the banks
have frozen their...

458
00:28:14,110 --> 00:28:16,195
- -Assets.
- I'm talking Irish sweeps tickets...

459
00:28:16,404 --> 00:28:17,864
A whole trunk full of them.

460
00:28:18,072 --> 00:28:21,242
They're just sitting at O'Hare,
impounded in customs.

461
00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:23,452
Now, I know what you're saying,
"so what?"

462
00:28:23,661 --> 00:28:24,996
I can leave this as security.

463
00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:27,748
But you got to understand,
this violin is my livelihood.

464
00:28:27,957 --> 00:28:29,041
It's a valuable antique.

465
00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:30,811
What do you mean
it doesn't belong to you?

466
00:28:30,835 --> 00:28:33,254
I'll pay 900 bucks for this.
Cash on the barrel.

467
00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:35,381
Marco:
I don't know. I hate to part with it.

468
00:28:35,590 --> 00:28:38,050
- Been in my family for years.
- Jimmy: Can you keep a secret?

469
00:28:38,259 --> 00:28:40,299
Man: Yeah. Absolutely.
Jimmy: You need a good front.

470
00:28:40,344 --> 00:28:42,722
So you're gonna have the
most return on your dollars.

471
00:28:42,930 --> 00:28:44,432
But I know this customs officer.

472
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,809
- Make it an investment.
- If the price is right.

473
00:28:47,018 --> 00:28:49,562
Jimmy: I'm all about investments,
all about what's coming next.

474
00:28:49,770 --> 00:28:52,732
Hey, kid, help me get my wife's car
out of this bad neighbourhood.

475
00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:56,152
Sir, sir, could you help me?
Tell me, are these today's numbers?

476
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,571
Now, none of this
was strictly legal, right?

477
00:28:58,779 --> 00:29:00,823
And the import taxes
would have been a killer.

478
00:29:01,032 --> 00:29:04,869
He had to find a way to get money into
the country without anyone knowing.

479
00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:08,039
Marco: He coated the cash
with this black stuff, vectrol paste.

480
00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:11,959
And the only way to get it off
is with this special chemical.

481
00:29:12,168 --> 00:29:15,546
Marco: It's not cheap, but the upside?
Jimmy: The upside is huge.

482
00:29:15,755 --> 00:29:17,381
Can you keep a secret?

483
00:29:17,590 --> 00:29:19,216
You know,
the guy in dances with wolves?

484
00:29:19,425 --> 00:29:20,801
[Laughs]

485
00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:23,888
A guy like you,
who's got some money.

486
00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:26,557
- Got some money to throw around.
- I know, "who cares?"

487
00:29:26,766 --> 00:29:29,018
No matter which one wins,
we're gonna get a piece.

488
00:29:29,226 --> 00:29:31,812
- He's got a gambling problem.
- Nobody can come after you.

489
00:29:32,021 --> 00:29:33,814
- You get the profit.
- The price is right.

490
00:29:34,023 --> 00:29:35,107
It's a win-win for you.

491
00:29:35,316 --> 00:29:38,945
- It's a lose-lose for everybody else.
- You tell the guy you've got a 14.

492
00:29:39,153 --> 00:29:41,739
- He checks, realises...
- Why we're getting a consortium.

493
00:29:41,948 --> 00:29:44,241
It's just gonna be a piece of the pie.

494
00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:47,411
But you're gonna own
a full mountain range, guaranteed.

495
00:29:49,455 --> 00:29:50,831
- Can you keep...
- A secret?

496
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,459
- Because I really...
- Really shouldn't...

497
00:29:53,668 --> 00:29:54,877
Be telling you this.

498
00:29:55,086 --> 00:29:57,088
[J“j“j“]

499
00:30:12,228 --> 00:30:13,813
Hey.

500
00:30:14,021 --> 00:30:15,439
Jimmy: Hey.

501
00:30:16,190 --> 00:30:19,443
You are not Kevin costner.

502
00:30:20,194 --> 00:30:21,988
I was last night.

503
00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:24,865
Jesus.

504
00:30:26,117 --> 00:30:27,868
Asshole.

505
00:30:28,911 --> 00:30:30,997
I mean, seriously?

506
00:30:31,914 --> 00:30:35,042
- Oh, lucianne? Lucianne.
- Lucianne: What?

507
00:30:35,251 --> 00:30:38,421
Sabrina: He's not Kevin costner.
Lucianne: What? So who's this guy?

508
00:30:38,629 --> 00:30:41,048
Sabrina:
Not Kevin costner's manager.

509
00:30:41,507 --> 00:30:43,467
- Come on. Let's go.
- Lucianne: Okay, okay.

510
00:30:43,676 --> 00:30:44,719
Sabrina: Come on.

511
00:30:44,927 --> 00:30:47,388
Get the hell out of this dump.

512
00:30:48,097 --> 00:30:50,558
So are you sure he's not a manager?

513
00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:53,102
Sabrina: Yes, luci, I am sure.

514
00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:57,148
- He said he was gonna give me his card.
- Does this look like a manager's place?

515
00:30:57,356 --> 00:31:00,484
Can I interest you ladies
in some mimosas?

516
00:31:00,693 --> 00:31:03,404
At least stick around long enough
to get dressed.

517
00:31:03,612 --> 00:31:06,532
- Screw you.
- If you build it, I will come.

518
00:31:06,741 --> 00:31:09,827
- Luci, come on.
- Okay.

519
00:31:11,537 --> 00:31:14,582
- Sabrina: Come on.
- That door sticks.

520
00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:17,251
- Yeah, okay. I got it.
- Okay.

521
00:31:17,460 --> 00:31:20,504
- Go. Go.
- Okay.

522
00:31:21,714 --> 00:31:23,049
[Door slams]

523
00:32:02,505 --> 00:32:04,006
[Sighs]

524
00:32:14,183 --> 00:32:15,476
[Phone beeps on]

525
00:32:15,684 --> 00:32:17,269
[Dials]

526
00:32:17,478 --> 00:32:20,231
Automated voice:
You have 15 messages.

527
00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:24,985
Greta: This is Greta muller.
I wanted to check to see if my will...

528
00:32:25,194 --> 00:32:28,697
Gary: My name's Gary Albert Arnold.
I 'd like to discuss making a...

529
00:32:28,906 --> 00:32:32,076
Woman 1: Hi, ll/lr. Mcgi/I.
I'm calling on behalf of my mother.

530
00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:33,524
She's in assisted living and...

531
00:32:33,619 --> 00:32:34,662
[Marco coughing]

532
00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:38,582
Manny: Yes, Mr. Mcgill.
This is Manny hollinger again.

533
00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:42,336
- Woman 2: Hey, Mr. Mcgi/I.
- So, what's it gonna be today, pal?

534
00:32:42,837 --> 00:32:45,923
I'm up for anything and everything.

535
00:32:47,174 --> 00:32:49,718
Marco, I'm sorry. I gotta go back.

536
00:32:49,927 --> 00:32:51,470
What?

537
00:32:52,930 --> 00:32:56,225
It's been great.
And I appreciate your hospitality.

538
00:32:56,433 --> 00:33:00,896
But a week's gonna have to do it.
I gotta go home.

539
00:33:01,605 --> 00:33:04,024
I already called in sick.

540
00:33:04,275 --> 00:33:05,693
[Chuckles]

541
00:33:06,861 --> 00:33:09,113
Come on, man. This is home.
You hate it out there.

542
00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:10,865
What do you got to go back to?

543
00:33:12,283 --> 00:33:13,742
My clients.

544
00:33:13,951 --> 00:33:15,828
What clients?

545
00:33:16,036 --> 00:33:20,457
What are you,
like a gigolo or something? Heh.

546
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,210
Uh, Marco. Ahem.

547
00:33:25,296 --> 00:33:27,339
I'm a lawyer.

548
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:29,300
What?

549
00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:33,888
Honest to god. I do elder law,
which is like wills and estates.

550
00:33:34,096 --> 00:33:37,683
- So you're ripping off old people?
- No, I'm not ripping off old people.

551
00:33:37,892 --> 00:33:39,602
I'm not ripping off anybody.

552
00:33:40,811 --> 00:33:43,397
Holy crap. Slippin' Jimmy's a lawyer?

553
00:33:43,606 --> 00:33:44,648
[Both laugh]

554
00:33:44,857 --> 00:33:49,153
No wonder you wanna go back.
I mean, you got to be king of the desert.

555
00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:51,864
Driving around town
in a white caddy making bank.

556
00:33:52,072 --> 00:33:55,117
I'm not making bank.
I'm making a living, more or less.

557
00:33:55,326 --> 00:33:56,368
A living?

558
00:33:56,577 --> 00:34:00,164
All due respect, you're a lawyer
and you're not making bank...

559
00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:03,500
- You're doing it wrong.
- I'm building something. Takes time.

560
00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:05,669
You're gonna build something,
build it here.

561
00:34:05,878 --> 00:34:10,758
- Lawyers in Chicago make plenty.
- I don't know what to tell you, Marco.

562
00:34:10,966 --> 00:34:13,344
- Chuck's in Albuquerque.
- Again, all due respect...

563
00:34:13,552 --> 00:34:15,346
Chuck's a stuck-up douche bag.

564
00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:19,141
I hate to break it to you,
but he doesn't even like you.

565
00:34:21,518 --> 00:34:23,479
He's my brother.

566
00:34:26,482 --> 00:34:29,860
Okay. I get it.

567
00:34:30,069 --> 00:34:32,696
Family. You gotta go back.

568
00:34:41,705 --> 00:34:43,457
Remember this?

569
00:34:43,916 --> 00:34:47,586
The rolex thing. Whatever happened
to the guy who used to sell us those?

570
00:34:47,795 --> 00:34:52,383
Jin kang? He got deported.
This is the last one.

571
00:34:53,175 --> 00:34:54,343
I say we go for it.

572
00:34:54,843 --> 00:34:57,471
- No.
- Come on. Last time, we did what, 600?

573
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,224
The hot streak we're on,
I bet we'd break a grand.

574
00:35:00,975 --> 00:35:04,103
- I could lend you some cash.
- I don't need the money, Jimmy.

575
00:35:04,311 --> 00:35:05,896
I need this.

576
00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:08,899
Come on. You say you're happy
doing wills or whatever.

577
00:35:09,108 --> 00:35:10,776
Good for you, man. Seriously.

578
00:35:10,985 --> 00:35:15,072
But I gotta tell you,
standpipes ain't cutting it for me, man.

579
00:35:15,698 --> 00:35:17,992
I got nothing, Jimmy.

580
00:35:19,326 --> 00:35:20,953
Give me this.

581
00:35:22,955 --> 00:35:24,415
Give me this, man.

582
00:35:24,623 --> 00:35:27,042
- I can't do it.
- Come on. Give me this.

583
00:35:27,251 --> 00:35:28,711
- Marco.
- Give me this. Come on.

584
00:35:28,919 --> 00:35:30,462
- Listen to me.
- I'm listening.

585
00:35:30,671 --> 00:35:32,506
-Hey -one last time. Come on.

586
00:35:32,715 --> 00:35:34,174
I'm not being hypnotised.

587
00:35:34,383 --> 00:35:36,802
- Okay. Come on. One more time.
- I can't do it.

588
00:35:37,011 --> 00:35:39,763
- Just one more. One more.
- Hey, listen to me.

589
00:35:39,972 --> 00:35:41,307
I'm listening. Come on.

590
00:35:55,446 --> 00:35:57,323
[Exhales]

591
00:36:08,751 --> 00:36:11,754
[Marco humming
"smoke on the water"]

592
00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:33,776
[Coughing]

593
00:36:39,448 --> 00:36:42,034
[Men howling]

594
00:36:51,043 --> 00:36:52,843
- It's gotta come from the gut.
- Kevin: Yeah.

595
00:36:54,338 --> 00:36:55,422
[Jimmy howling]

596
00:36:55,631 --> 00:36:57,925
Kevin: Oh, that's crazy.

597
00:36:58,258 --> 00:36:59,760
Jimmy:
Just like a wolf. Go ahead.

598
00:36:59,968 --> 00:37:01,011
[Howling]

599
00:37:01,220 --> 00:37:02,346
No, deeper, deeper.

600
00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:06,975
Yeah, and you do that right
at the moment of, you know, pure joy.

601
00:37:07,184 --> 00:37:09,144
- Yeah.
- And it will escalate it

602
00:37:09,353 --> 00:37:10,771
[howls]

603
00:37:10,979 --> 00:37:13,565
- Ten times. There's something...
- Hey.

604
00:37:13,774 --> 00:37:16,026
- It's prehistoric.
- Hey. Hey. Look.

605
00:37:23,784 --> 00:37:25,160
[Chuckles]

606
00:37:25,369 --> 00:37:28,997
Fifty, two-hundred, four-hundred.

607
00:37:29,206 --> 00:37:31,500
- Whose is it?
- I don't know.

608
00:37:31,708 --> 00:37:35,712
There's gotta be 1000 bucks in here.
Somebody must have...

609
00:37:38,841 --> 00:37:41,051
Oh, damn.

610
00:37:51,645 --> 00:37:54,148
- Is he, uh...?
- I don't know.

611
00:38:24,094 --> 00:38:26,305
[J“j“j“]

612
00:38:26,513 --> 00:38:30,100
Hey, buddy, you with us?

613
00:38:31,143 --> 00:38:36,607
Look, the guy's just had too many.
I say we move on.

614
00:38:36,982 --> 00:38:38,692
You wanna split this?

615
00:38:38,901 --> 00:38:40,777
Marco, you okay?

616
00:38:40,986 --> 00:38:42,571
Marco?

617
00:38:43,322 --> 00:38:46,992
- What, do you know this guy?
- Hey, call 911.

618
00:38:47,201 --> 00:38:49,536
Call 911.

619
00:38:52,247 --> 00:38:53,707
Hey.

620
00:38:56,084 --> 00:38:58,086
[J“j“j“]

621
00:38:59,922 --> 00:39:03,091
I need an ambulance.
My friend's having a heart attack.

622
00:39:03,300 --> 00:39:06,470
We're in an alley southeast
of lasalle and shermer.

623
00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:10,098
No, I don't know.
He was like this when I found him.

624
00:39:10,307 --> 00:39:14,144
Hey, hold. Marco?
Marco you with me? You with me?

625
00:39:14,353 --> 00:39:16,897
- I screwed up.
- No, you did good, buddy.

626
00:39:17,105 --> 00:39:19,149
Just hold on, all right?
They're on their way.

627
00:39:19,358 --> 00:39:20,651
They'll be here in a minute.

628
00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:24,363
- Jimmy, you know what?
- Save your breath. You're gonna be fine.

629
00:39:24,571 --> 00:39:28,116
This was the greatest week of my life.

630
00:39:30,369 --> 00:39:31,954
[Laughs]

631
00:39:34,164 --> 00:39:35,707
Hey.

632
00:39:36,625 --> 00:39:38,877
Hey, hey, hey. Hang in there. Hey.

633
00:39:40,003 --> 00:39:43,507
Hey, hey. Hey, wake up, man.

634
00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:46,593
Come on. Marco, buddy.

635
00:39:46,802 --> 00:39:48,637
[Grunting]

636
00:39:48,845 --> 00:39:50,514
Help!

637
00:39:52,683 --> 00:39:54,393
Anybody.

638
00:39:57,437 --> 00:39:58,522
Marco.

639
00:40:01,483 --> 00:40:03,485
[J“j“j“]

640
00:40:09,074 --> 00:40:11,410
- Hey, Jimmy.
- Oh, hey, bud.

641
00:40:11,618 --> 00:40:13,495
Can I burn one?

642
00:40:24,590 --> 00:40:25,841
Is that his?

643
00:40:28,302 --> 00:40:31,471
- His mom gave it to me.
- I thought it looked familiar.

644
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,807
I figured I'd wear it today.

645
00:40:34,016 --> 00:40:37,144
But I don't know.
I'm not a big ring guy, so...

646
00:40:39,354 --> 00:40:42,190
Still. Could be worth couple of bucks.

647
00:40:58,248 --> 00:41:00,334
See you inside.

648
00:41:14,348 --> 00:41:16,350
[Phone ringing]

649
00:41:23,357 --> 00:41:26,318
- Hey.
- Kim: Is this Ferris Bueller?

650
00:41:26,526 --> 00:41:27,903
- Speaking.
- Heh.

651
00:41:28,111 --> 00:41:32,115
I don't want to interrupt your big day off.
Just checking in. What are you up to?

652
00:41:32,324 --> 00:41:36,370
- You know, burning down the place.
- I wouldn't expect any less.

653
00:41:36,578 --> 00:41:42,125
So whatever it was,
did you get it out of your system?

654
00:41:42,334 --> 00:41:44,961
- Yep, all gone.
- Good.

655
00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:46,672
I want to run something by you.

656
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:49,841
The sandpiper case,
it's getting too big for hhm.

657
00:41:50,050 --> 00:41:52,260
Howard's decided to partner
with another firm.

658
00:41:52,469 --> 00:41:54,304
Davis and main, you heard of them?

659
00:41:54,513 --> 00:41:59,559
- Sure, up in Santa fe.
- Right. Well, they've heard of you too.

660
00:41:59,768 --> 00:42:01,019
And they're interested.

661
00:42:01,228 --> 00:42:03,355
They want to make an offer
contingent on an interview.

662
00:42:03,563 --> 00:42:06,024
- They've got a partner-track position.
- Wait. What?

663
00:42:06,233 --> 00:42:08,527
Partner track?
What are you talking about?

664
00:42:08,735 --> 00:42:11,446
There's an office in Santa fe
with your name on it.

665
00:42:11,655 --> 00:42:15,659
Or there could be.
And you'd be working on your case.

666
00:42:16,368 --> 00:42:17,869
[Chuckles]

667
00:42:18,078 --> 00:42:21,832
Well, I... I don't even, uh...

668
00:42:23,917 --> 00:42:26,962
- Chuck wouldn't like it.
- Chuck has no say in this.

669
00:42:27,170 --> 00:42:28,630
You wouldn't be working for hhm.

670
00:42:28,839 --> 00:42:31,383
And Chuck can't tell
Davis and main who to hire.

671
00:42:31,591 --> 00:42:35,887
Why me? Is this like a tax write-off or
a charity thing? What's the angle, huh?

672
00:42:36,096 --> 00:42:39,641
Jimmy, we've been talking
to your clients, the sandpiper residents.

673
00:42:39,850 --> 00:42:42,102
And they ask about you
every chance they get.

674
00:42:42,310 --> 00:42:45,021
I don't know what it is,
but you have a way with them.

675
00:42:45,230 --> 00:42:47,816
Hey. Old people love me.

676
00:42:48,567 --> 00:42:51,987
So sounds good?

677
00:42:53,655 --> 00:42:54,906
[Chuckles]

678
00:42:55,115 --> 00:42:59,661
Kim, I can't imagine what you did
to make this happen. Thank you.

679
00:42:59,870 --> 00:43:02,205
I didn't do anything much.

680
00:43:02,414 --> 00:43:06,042
And believe it or not,
Howard's been pushing this too.

681
00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:07,711
Good old Howard.

682
00:43:08,253 --> 00:43:10,314
Listen, we're gonna be down
in judge Murray's court...

683
00:43:10,338 --> 00:43:11,715
On Thursday at 11.

684
00:43:11,923 --> 00:43:13,717
The Davis and main people
will be there.

685
00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:16,052
It'd be the perfect chance
for you to meet them.

686
00:43:16,261 --> 00:43:19,598
Thursday at 11. All right.
I'll be there. Thanks, Kim. Really.

687
00:43:19,806 --> 00:43:21,349
I'll see you then.

688
00:43:32,819 --> 00:43:35,530
Chuck: All the originals
need to be copied and filed.

689
00:43:35,739 --> 00:43:38,366
See, I've written right here
on the box, "copy and file."

690
00:43:38,575 --> 00:43:42,078
- That's to make it as clear as possible.
- Got it, Mr. Mcgill. Anything else?

691
00:43:42,287 --> 00:43:45,290
Well, on the grocery front,
almost everything was right this time.

692
00:43:45,499 --> 00:43:47,250
- Great.
- Almost.

693
00:43:47,459 --> 00:43:51,922
It's a small thing, but to my taste, the
granny Smith apples are a bit too tart.

694
00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:55,050
- Those are the green ones, right?
- Right. I prefer the red ones.

695
00:43:55,258 --> 00:43:58,553
But not red delicious.
Those are generally tasteless.

696
00:43:58,762 --> 00:44:03,183
Fujis should be in season.
It's not a major issue, but...

697
00:44:03,391 --> 00:44:05,310
Fuji apples. Okay.

698
00:44:05,519 --> 00:44:08,563
Oh, and I'd like to try soy milk.
So maybe a half gallon of that.

699
00:44:08,772 --> 00:44:10,273
You got it.

700
00:44:10,649 --> 00:44:15,362
Well, thank you, Ernesto.
I appreciate your attention to detail.

701
00:44:16,613 --> 00:44:19,616
Do you need to write
any of this down?

702
00:44:19,825 --> 00:44:21,451
Because it's okay if you do.

703
00:44:22,202 --> 00:44:24,704
You know, just to be sure.

704
00:44:25,372 --> 00:44:27,457
So fuji apples.

705
00:44:46,059 --> 00:44:48,728
- Hey, Ernie.
- Hey, how you doing, man?

706
00:44:48,937 --> 00:44:52,315
Good. Good. So Howard's got you
looking after Chuck, huh?

707
00:44:52,524 --> 00:44:55,694
- Yeah. It's a few extra bucks, you know?
- How's he doing?

708
00:44:55,902 --> 00:44:57,946
Seems okay, like usual.

709
00:44:58,822 --> 00:45:02,367
I'd say we could grab a beer, but they're
waiting on paperwork at the office.

710
00:45:02,576 --> 00:45:04,953
- You know how it is.
- Don't I though? Heh.

711
00:45:05,161 --> 00:45:06,746
See you, Jimmy.

712
00:45:06,955 --> 00:45:08,999
See you around, Ernie.

713
00:45:18,884 --> 00:45:20,510
[Engine starts]

714
00:45:23,805 --> 00:45:25,515
[Car departing]

715
00:45:30,604 --> 00:45:32,606
[J“j“j“]

716
00:45:37,027 --> 00:45:38,737
[Engine starts]

717
00:45:42,115 --> 00:45:43,825
[Car departing]

718
00:45:47,621 --> 00:45:50,165
You done business with him before?

719
00:45:50,373 --> 00:45:51,416
[J“j“j“]

720
00:45:51,625 --> 00:45:53,293
Right.

721
00:45:58,798 --> 00:45:59,841
[Buzzer sounds]

722
00:46:24,407 --> 00:46:27,953
Davis and main and mcgill. Heh.

723
00:46:29,037 --> 00:46:33,625
Great to meet you. Ahem.
Nice to meet you, gentlemen.

724
00:46:33,833 --> 00:46:35,293
It's good to meet you.

725
00:46:35,502 --> 00:46:37,045
Nice.

726
00:47:03,905 --> 00:47:05,281
Mike: Well, that was quick.

727
00:47:05,490 --> 00:47:08,118
- No charge.
- Help me out here.

728
00:47:08,326 --> 00:47:14,332
Did I dream it or did I have
$1,600,000 on my desk in cash?

729
00:47:14,541 --> 00:47:17,168
When I close my eyes, I can still see it.

730
00:47:17,377 --> 00:47:20,422
It's burned into my retinas
like I was staring into the sun.

731
00:47:20,630 --> 00:47:22,966
No one on god's green earth
knew we had it.

732
00:47:23,174 --> 00:47:24,801
We could have split it 50-50.

733
00:47:25,010 --> 00:47:31,099
We could have gone home
with $800,000 each, tax free.

734
00:47:31,307 --> 00:47:33,226
Your point being?

735
00:47:33,435 --> 00:47:35,895
Why didn't we? What stopped us?

736
00:47:36,104 --> 00:47:39,858
I remember you saying something
about doing the right thing.

737
00:47:41,109 --> 00:47:43,528
I don't even know what that means.

738
00:47:43,737 --> 00:47:45,780
You want to know
why I didn't take that money?

739
00:47:45,989 --> 00:47:47,949
Is that what you're asking?

740
00:47:48,158 --> 00:47:49,743
Yeah, that's what I'm asking.

741
00:47:49,951 --> 00:47:54,164
Me, personally,
I was hired to do a job. I did it.

742
00:47:54,372 --> 00:47:56,166
That's as far as it goes.

743
00:47:56,374 --> 00:48:00,378
Yeah. Well, I know what stopped me.

744
00:48:00,587 --> 00:48:02,047
And you know what?

745
00:48:02,255 --> 00:48:04,799
It's never stopping me again.

746
00:48:10,346 --> 00:48:12,348
[Humming "smoke on the water"]

747
00:48:19,731 --> 00:48:21,733
[J“j“j“]

748
00:48:38,541 --> 00:48:40,543
[J“j“j“]