1 00:00:02,086 --> 00:00:04,213 Jimmy: Works every... I'm telling you, every time. 2 00:00:04,422 --> 00:00:06,299 - Do it, try it. - No. What, right now? 3 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:07,734 - Right here. - All right, all right. 4 00:00:07,758 --> 00:00:09,385 [Howls] 5 00:00:09,594 --> 00:00:12,054 Kind of. Kind of that. Gotta work on it, bro. 6 00:00:12,263 --> 00:00:13,639 All right, man. Seriously. 7 00:00:13,848 --> 00:00:17,935 All right, bro, I'll work on it. Butjust tell me, when do you...? 8 00:00:18,144 --> 00:00:20,855 Right before the cork pops. Timing's important, but... 9 00:00:21,063 --> 00:00:23,024 But you don't do it, like, in her ear? 10 00:00:23,232 --> 00:00:26,986 No, you don't do it in her ear. It's a given you don't do it in her ear. 11 00:00:27,195 --> 00:00:29,614 - This is, like, scientifically proven. - Really? 12 00:00:29,822 --> 00:00:32,366 - Prehistoric stuff. It's like the medulla. - Ha, ha. Crazy. 13 00:00:32,575 --> 00:00:33,701 - The wolf brain. - What? 14 00:00:33,910 --> 00:00:36,245 - It's primitive stuff. - Okay, let me try it again. 15 00:00:36,454 --> 00:00:37,705 [Howling] 16 00:00:37,914 --> 00:00:39,665 - Yeah! - Ha-ha-ha. 17 00:00:40,082 --> 00:00:42,418 - Yeah? That's the wolf brain! - Nice. 18 00:00:42,627 --> 00:00:43,836 [Both laughing] 19 00:00:44,045 --> 00:00:46,756 Stevie: Man, this town sucks. 20 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:50,593 Sorry, bro, I know it's yours and everything, but it's not even 2. 21 00:00:50,801 --> 00:00:53,346 Jimmy: Yeah, it does kind of suck. 22 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:58,059 Hey, I know this after-hours place over... A couple blocks off cermak. 23 00:00:58,267 --> 00:01:02,021 - You wanna hit it? Fucking hit it. - Hells, yeah. Let's do it. 24 00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:06,776 Jimmy: That's what I'm talking about. 25 00:01:06,984 --> 00:01:08,402 Stevie: Whoo! 26 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:12,031 [Stevie howls] 27 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:13,282 Jimmy: Okay. 28 00:01:13,491 --> 00:01:14,742 [Both howling] 29 00:01:14,951 --> 00:01:15,993 [Both laugh] 30 00:01:16,202 --> 00:01:18,454 - Not in her ear, right? - Right, not in her ear. 31 00:01:18,663 --> 00:01:21,082 Hey, bro, I never did catch your name. 32 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:24,001 - Saul. - Saul? 33 00:01:24,210 --> 00:01:26,254 - "S'al| good, man." - Ha! 34 00:01:26,462 --> 00:01:29,924 - Get it? - I do. All right, Saul. 35 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:32,426 Hey, hey, brother, whoa. 36 00:01:32,635 --> 00:01:35,137 Check it out. What is that? 37 00:01:36,889 --> 00:01:39,308 Holy shit. 38 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:42,061 There's gotta be at least a thousand bucks in here. 39 00:01:42,395 --> 00:01:44,355 Oh, my god, look at that. 40 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:46,357 - Whose is it? - Mine. 41 00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:50,945 Hey, possession's like four-tenths of the what-do-you-call-it, bro. 42 00:01:51,153 --> 00:01:53,531 - Like, is there an ID or...? - Yeah. 43 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:58,536 - I don't know, some fat guy. - —huh. 44 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,085 I'm thinking that one. 45 00:02:09,088 --> 00:02:10,756 Let's see. 46 00:02:23,394 --> 00:02:24,729 Jesus. 47 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:26,230 Is he, uh...? 48 00:02:26,439 --> 00:02:28,107 - What? - Is he, uh...? 49 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:29,900 I don't know. 50 00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:49,503 - Ah! - Hey. Hey, fella. You all right? 51 00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:53,674 [Scatting "smoke on the water"] 52 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,429 Hey, buddy. 53 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:00,014 Hey, would you answer me? 54 00:03:00,473 --> 00:03:02,600 Hey, answer this, you butthole. 55 00:03:04,018 --> 00:03:06,645 - "Butthole"? What the hell? - Hey, uh... 56 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:08,356 Hey, bro, be nice, all right? 57 00:03:08,564 --> 00:03:11,067 This guy right here, he's trying to help you. 58 00:03:11,275 --> 00:03:14,320 Help yourself to some of this, you butthole. 59 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:16,280 - Stevie: Hey. - Hey, we're not buttholes. 60 00:03:16,489 --> 00:03:18,407 - All right? So stop saying that. - Yeah. 61 00:03:18,616 --> 00:03:21,660 J“ butt, butt, butthole j“ 62 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:24,372 Jimmy: Hey, man, what's your problem? 63 00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:28,042 My problem is I'm standing here talking to a couple buttholes. 64 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:30,127 You're not standing, you fat bastard. 65 00:03:30,336 --> 00:03:32,046 You're laying on your fat ass. 66 00:03:32,254 --> 00:03:35,925 Hey, I'll roundhouse-kick you right in your heads. You think I won't? 67 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:38,302 I'll come into the McDonald's where you work... 68 00:03:38,511 --> 00:03:41,847 I'll buy the whole damn place and I'll fire you. 69 00:03:42,056 --> 00:03:45,142 I'll say, "drop your mops, you buttholes... 70 00:03:45,351 --> 00:03:46,560 Because you're fired." 71 00:03:46,769 --> 00:03:52,274 And then I'll roundhouse-kick you right in your stupid heads. 72 00:03:52,483 --> 00:03:58,072 And then I'll go Jean-Claude Van damme on you, you... 73 00:03:58,280 --> 00:03:59,782 [Snoring] 74 00:04:04,203 --> 00:04:06,580 - I'm keeping the money. - Heh, heh. 75 00:04:06,789 --> 00:04:08,040 Here you go, fatty. 76 00:04:08,249 --> 00:04:11,085 I got dibs on that watch, man. 77 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:19,760 What kind is it? 78 00:04:22,138 --> 00:04:24,098 I don't know, it's just a watch. 79 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:26,284 - We gotta get out of here, man. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 80 00:04:26,308 --> 00:04:27,768 What kind of watch is it? 81 00:04:27,977 --> 00:04:32,565 - It's... I don't know, it's... - Well, then let me look at it. 82 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:36,819 - It's a damn rolex. - I don't know. 83 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:39,363 Not cool to be greedy, bro. Not cool. 84 00:04:39,572 --> 00:04:42,283 I didn't know what... 85 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:46,412 So how do you wanna split this up? Tell you what. You keep the cash. 86 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,789 - I'll just keep the watch. - It's worth 3 grand. 87 00:04:48,998 --> 00:04:50,541 - What? - Three thousand, easy. 88 00:04:53,002 --> 00:04:56,672 Hey, hey, hey. Come on, now. Let's figure this out. Gotta get out of here. 89 00:04:56,881 --> 00:04:58,883 All right, you're right. You know what? 90 00:04:59,091 --> 00:05:01,260 I will sweeten the pot. 91 00:05:01,469 --> 00:05:05,055 You got 5, 20, 40, 60, 80... Five hundred and eighty bucks. 92 00:05:05,264 --> 00:05:07,600 Add that to the thousand, it's more than half. 93 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:10,936 What do you know about that thing? Is it worth more than 3? 94 00:05:11,145 --> 00:05:13,314 No, I don't know, but we're good, right? 95 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:15,483 Yeah, we good? Okay? 96 00:05:15,691 --> 00:05:17,193 Well... 97 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,113 Later, sucker! 98 00:05:21,322 --> 00:05:22,656 [Laughing] 99 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:37,713 [Stevie howls] 100 00:05:38,881 --> 00:05:40,481 [Upbeat rock music playing over speakers] 101 00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:42,218 Man: Six left. 102 00:05:42,426 --> 00:05:44,678 - Can we get more? - God, I hope so. 103 00:05:44,887 --> 00:05:46,430 It's like a licence to print money. 104 00:05:46,639 --> 00:05:48,474 Heh. Thing of beauty. 105 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:52,061 Hey, what was that crazy stuff about roundhouse kicks? 106 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:54,230 - Where did you get that? - I don't know. 107 00:05:54,438 --> 00:05:57,233 Just something in my brain, you know? It just came out. 108 00:05:57,441 --> 00:05:59,568 - Too much? - No, I loved it. 109 00:05:59,777 --> 00:06:04,198 It was, like, deep or something. 110 00:06:04,490 --> 00:06:07,409 Wanna talk about brilliant, I mean... 111 00:06:07,618 --> 00:06:09,662 You're the man. Me, I'm just... 112 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:12,414 I love watching you work. 113 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:18,671 It's good for making beer money. That's about all. 114 00:06:19,797 --> 00:06:21,757 J“ you can smile j“ 115 00:06:21,966 --> 00:06:24,218 j“ that's all right, my friend j“j“ 116 00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:29,265 [j“j“j“] 117 00:06:45,239 --> 00:06:46,657 Betsy: Please, no one has to know. 118 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:49,118 You could just pretend you didn't find us. 119 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:51,579 We would never tell anyone, would we, Craig? 120 00:06:51,787 --> 00:06:52,997 - No, absolutely not. - No. 121 00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:55,291 I already called your lawyer. 122 00:06:55,583 --> 00:07:00,504 Besides, this little family outing of yours has put an innocent man in jail. 123 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:02,965 Cops are investigating this as a kidnapping. 124 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:06,635 They already rounded up some poor suspect. 125 00:07:07,303 --> 00:07:09,054 A working-class guy. 126 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:11,181 A father, I think. 127 00:07:11,390 --> 00:07:15,102 But anyway, you two, you almost ruined someone's life. 128 00:07:15,311 --> 00:07:17,187 Potentially several someones. 129 00:07:19,023 --> 00:07:21,859 Could this have been the person in the Van? 130 00:07:22,693 --> 00:07:25,988 What if the man they arrested is the one we were warned about? 131 00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:28,782 Yeah, maybe he's not so innocent. Hm? 132 00:07:28,991 --> 00:07:30,743 Warned? Warned how? 133 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:34,413 Betsy: We had a phone call. Someone disguising their voice. 134 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:38,334 - They said someone was coming for us. - And there was a Van outside the house... 135 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:41,170 As if whoever was inside was watching us. 136 00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:45,758 And once that drove off, we did what we did. 137 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:47,176 - For the kids. - The kids. 138 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:50,471 I wouldn't know about any of that, I just... 139 00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:54,099 Ahem. I can assure you that you and your family are safe. 140 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:57,436 - The police are all over this thing, so... - Betsy: It doesn't matter. 141 00:07:57,645 --> 00:07:59,980 We can't just go back. 142 00:08:00,189 --> 00:08:02,858 Our case. They'll crucify Craig. 143 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:08,322 Can't you just call Ms. Wexler again? Tell her you didn't see us after all. 144 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:11,700 If they think I ran away, it'll look like I did something wrong. 145 00:08:11,909 --> 00:08:13,911 Yeah, and we can't risk losing everything... 146 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:16,664 Just because of some teensy mistake. 147 00:08:16,872 --> 00:08:18,165 Can I ask you something? 148 00:08:18,374 --> 00:08:20,459 What were you hoping would happen? 149 00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:23,545 I mean, before I found you, what were you planning to do? 150 00:08:23,754 --> 00:08:26,298 Well, we were in the process of, you know... 151 00:08:26,507 --> 00:08:30,052 - Working that out, when you, um... - We were working that out, yeah. 152 00:08:30,928 --> 00:08:34,932 All right, well, you've still got a little bit of manoeuverability, all right? 153 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:38,185 You're outdoorsy, right? So you went on an impromptu camping trip. 154 00:08:38,394 --> 00:08:41,897 I don't know, it's something people do, apparently. Uh... 155 00:08:42,106 --> 00:08:46,276 You left the house a mess and you kicked in your own front door... 156 00:08:46,777 --> 00:08:48,529 Because it's a free country. 157 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:51,115 Kim wexler is very good. She'll make it work. 158 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,242 What about the money? 159 00:08:55,536 --> 00:09:00,124 If she knows about it, she'll tell. Right? I mean, she'll have to tell. 160 00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:05,045 Well, like they say in silicon valley, "it's not a bug, it's a feature." 161 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:07,673 You ever hear of a bargaining chip? 162 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:11,218 What we have right here is the mother of all bargaining chips. 163 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:13,637 As in... 164 00:09:13,846 --> 00:09:15,848 You expect us to give this back? 165 00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:20,894 We are not giving this back. 166 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:24,356 We are not guilty. This money belongs to us. 167 00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:26,483 We... well, I mean, Craig earned it. 168 00:09:26,692 --> 00:09:28,026 - I worked very hard. - Yeah. 169 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:30,863 - Weekends and holidays, all unpaid. - All unpaid. 170 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:33,699 Always. And just because you're salary... 171 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,617 Doesn't mean you don't deserve overtime. 172 00:09:35,826 --> 00:09:39,037 - I think that's only fair. - Really, that's what this is about, right? 173 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:40,581 - Fairness. - Fairness, right. 174 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:42,332 I mean, not just what's legal. 175 00:09:42,541 --> 00:09:47,463 You wanna talk about legal, slavery, that used to be legal. 176 00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:50,424 Human slavery. So... 177 00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:54,428 Yeah, this is right up there with that. 178 00:10:03,145 --> 00:10:07,274 Please, just don't tell anyone about the money. 179 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:08,901 I can't take a bribe. 180 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,652 - Who would know? - We won't tell. 181 00:10:10,861 --> 00:10:12,738 - Yeah, take it. - I can't take it. 182 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,574 Please, didn't you say that you wanted to help us? 183 00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:18,827 Just pretend you never saw the money. How hard is that? 184 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:24,958 I can't... I can't take a bribe. 185 00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:29,129 [Clears throat] 186 00:10:29,338 --> 00:10:30,923 But you know what I ca...? 187 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,716 I can take a retainer. 188 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:36,553 - A retainer? - Jimmy: Yeah, for my services... 189 00:10:37,179 --> 00:10:38,722 As your lawyer. 190 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:42,309 - You're not our lawyer. - Well, not yet. 191 00:10:42,518 --> 00:10:48,982 Look, I know that hhm is shiny and it's slick and it's chock-full of lawyers... 192 00:10:49,191 --> 00:10:51,360 And compared to them I'm like... 193 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:54,530 A kiddie lemonade stand trying to compete with Walmart... 194 00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:56,073 But here's the thing: 195 00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:59,618 What are you gonna get from me that you won't get from those other guys? 196 00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:02,746 Passion. Commitment. 197 00:11:02,955 --> 00:11:05,249 Ask yourself this: Who found you? 198 00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:10,420 I don't see Howard Hamlin ruining his $300 Gucci loafers out here. 199 00:11:10,629 --> 00:11:14,341 If you're with me, you're my number one client. Morning, noon or night... 200 00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:19,137 You call me, I'm there. I would be singularly devoted to you. 201 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:24,768 Why not? 202 00:11:25,102 --> 00:11:26,311 Betsy: I'm sorry. 203 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:27,855 You're just... 204 00:11:30,274 --> 00:11:32,693 Just what? 205 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:37,239 You're the kind of lawyer guilty people hire. 206 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:09,563 Did it make the paper? 207 00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:12,691 - What? - Did it make the paper? 208 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,693 Did what make the paper? 209 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:18,447 Okay, well, probably missed the deadline, but check it out tomorrow morning. 210 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:22,868 Front page. The kettlemans, all four of them, safe and sound. 211 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,704 - Looks like you called it. - Yeah. 212 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:27,247 Camping, you know? 213 00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:32,210 Pretty much right in their own backyard. Well, ahem, five miles above it. Jesus. 214 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,796 The night I had. I got pine nuts in my shoes. 215 00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:37,841 But, I mean, can you believe it? 216 00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:42,888 I guess you can. It's just, you know... 217 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:47,935 You assume that criminals are gonna be smarter than they are. 218 00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:52,064 I don't know, it kind of breaks my heart a little. 219 00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:58,904 Not the loquacious sort, are you? 220 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:02,866 We can't all be as blessed as you. 221 00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:06,703 - Well, thanks for your help. - Don't mention it. 222 00:13:06,912 --> 00:13:10,165 And, uh, if you ever need any assistance... 223 00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:26,556 [Door opens] 224 00:13:26,765 --> 00:13:28,684 Whoa, whoa, why is my client in handcuffs? 225 00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:29,977 This man is innocent. 226 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:34,314 He's a victim. Why on earth would he be cuffed? 227 00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:36,441 Go ahead, take them off. There you go. 228 00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:39,569 Free at last. Hey, did he tell you the good news? 229 00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:41,863 Never even kidnapped. How about that? 230 00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:45,742 A family can't go on a vacation without the whole city going on lockdown? 231 00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:48,787 By the way, where's your partner? You lose the coin toss? 232 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:51,665 Because we expect an apology from him as well as you. 233 00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:54,793 You really don't wanna push your luck with me, scumbag. 234 00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:57,754 We got eyes on you, asshole. One little slip. 235 00:13:57,963 --> 00:13:59,631 - Just one. - Yeah. 236 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,384 Well, you're both very pretty, so... 237 00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:11,977 Well, ahem, I believe I did more than what you asked of me... 238 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:16,773 So that would make us square, yes? 239 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:22,654 - You need a ride? - Camping? 240 00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:27,701 - You expect me to believe that shit? - Yeah, I know. 241 00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:30,495 The things people do, huh? 242 00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:34,583 They decide to go camping right after I run my little offer by you? 243 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:38,462 Could be argued that all of life is one great coincidence. 244 00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:47,888 Somebody told those people to, um, go camping. 245 00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:50,307 Somebody warned them. 246 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:55,228 Ahem. They're very woodsy. And between you and me... 247 00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:57,898 They're rash when it comes to the decision-making. 248 00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:00,525 They're not really the plan-ahead types. 249 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:03,361 Yeah, I'd cut the cute attitude right about now... 250 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:09,284 If I were you. You ratted on me. There will be consequences. 251 00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:13,208 Jimmy: Hey, if somebody warned the kettlemans... 252 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:16,500 It was probably somebody who was worried about those kids. 253 00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:22,547 Know how much trouble you caused me? 254 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:24,758 You didn't need any help getting caught. 255 00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:27,886 Okay? The neighbour ID'd you. You were sloppy. 256 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:31,848 Any trouble you might have, that's on you. 257 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,851 [Whispering] Not to mention the blood in your Van. 258 00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:38,230 Here's a thought: Ajax, formula 409. 259 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:42,651 You have no idea the tap dance I had to give those cops to get you out of here. 260 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:46,363 [In normal voice] You gave them probable cause out the wazoo. 261 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:51,159 Now, whoever the somebody is who may have warned the kettlemans... 262 00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:52,928 [Whispering] Got them out of there... 263 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,205 Before you did anything even more stupid. 264 00:15:57,082 --> 00:16:00,752 [In normal voice] You should be thanking this good samaritan... 265 00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:05,423 Because whoever he is, he did you a favour. 266 00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:19,521 [J“j“j“] 267 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:05,483 Okay, I'm thinking hourly here. 268 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:08,612 There were some special circumstances... 269 00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:15,619 So our elite-tier pricing would be $950 an hour. 270 00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:18,246 Round off to 20 hours. 271 00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:19,789 [Calculator whirring] 272 00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:22,083 Nineteen thousand. 273 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:25,545 Plus 1000 for travel expenses. 274 00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:29,007 Consulting fees, 1500. 275 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:31,843 And, uh, research. 276 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,678 Five for filing fees. 277 00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:35,180 I ate on the road. 278 00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:39,267 And storage fees. 279 00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:45,649 Miscellaneous expenses. 280 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:49,236 [Sighs] 281 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:53,990 Upon this rock, I will build my church. 282 00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:02,123 Tailor: Double-breasted or single, sir? 283 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,918 Single. And I want you to cut the arm holes high, okay? 284 00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:08,838 - Of course. - And trim through the middle. Trim. 285 00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:10,590 - Cloth? - Uh, oh... 286 00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:13,009 Well, uh, wool. 287 00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:14,594 Yeah, uh... 288 00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:20,684 Super 170 tasmanian wool. 289 00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:23,144 - Beautiful choice, sir. - Thanks. 290 00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:25,897 - Uh, Navy, all right? Uh... - Yeah. 291 00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:28,650 Uh—huh. Oh, that's it, perfect. Pinstripe. 292 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,652 Shall we discuss shirts? 293 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:34,614 Okay, I'm gonna need your finest sea-island cotton... 294 00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:37,158 With a white club collar and French cuffs. 295 00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:38,576 I have the very thing. 296 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,037 And I'm assuming you want to see some ties. 297 00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:45,250 Yeah, I was picturing something in a light-blue knit. 298 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,877 - Okay. - Oh, and could you make sure... 299 00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:50,672 Those are real mother-of—pearl buttons on the shirts? 300 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:55,051 - Okay? None of this fake plastic crap. - Of course. I'll be right back. 301 00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:57,262 Some coffee, David? 302 00:18:57,721 --> 00:19:01,099 [Easy-listening music playing over speakers] 303 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,168 Tailor: Ah, here we are. 304 00:19:32,756 --> 00:19:34,799 Yeah, let's go. 305 00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:42,015 So, um, what do you think? 306 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,811 - Strawberry fields forever? - Mm. 307 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,898 No, are you crazy? Not even close. 308 00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:51,274 Yes, it is, look. 309 00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:55,195 No, no, it's way more sassafras glow. Way more. 310 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:58,490 Use your eyes. Strawberry fields forever. 311 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,408 Ladies, back me up. Hey. 312 00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:02,952 - Sassafras glow, am I right? - Mrs. Nguyen: No. 313 00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:05,830 Maybe rhapsody in blond, but... 314 00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,957 See, they agree with me. 315 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,126 What happened to "the customer is always right"? 316 00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:13,880 - Sassafras glow. Mix it up, all right? - You're wrong. You see. 317 00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:17,217 Big deal. I'll wash it out in the morning. No biggie, jeez. 318 00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:19,344 It's bleach. It doesn't wash out. 319 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,721 What? It's permanent? 320 00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:24,891 We'll Photoshop the colour, okay? 321 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,559 Change of plan, ladies. 322 00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:30,313 I wanna go with a simple curling iron job, okay? 323 00:20:30,522 --> 00:20:34,317 Uh, give me, like, ringlets, you know, on top. 324 00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:36,569 Like Tony Curtis in Spartacus. 325 00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:39,739 Yeah, like the bath scene in Spartacus. 326 00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:43,201 [Nguyen speaking in Vietnamese] 327 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:46,413 Jimmy: Stop talking about it. Make me beautiful already. 328 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:06,266 [Keypad beeping] 329 00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:11,896 Jimmy [on recording]: Hello, you've reached the law offices... 330 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:15,150 Of James m. Mcgi/I, esquire, a lawyer you can trust. 331 00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:17,694 Kindly leave your information at the tone... 332 00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:20,822 And Mr. Mcgill will phone you promptly. 333 00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:22,407 Hey, uh... 334 00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:24,451 It's me. Hi. 335 00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:29,164 Anyway, the thing is playing downtown on Saturday. 336 00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:32,500 Thought you might be up for some Kurt Russell action. 337 00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:37,005 I owe you one, so why don't we just grab some dinner first, my treat? 338 00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:39,048 And... 339 00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:42,635 Uh, you know, if not, can you give me a call anyway? 340 00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:44,971 I really wanna talk to you. Okay, bye. 341 00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:46,473 [Knocking on door] 342 00:21:46,681 --> 00:21:48,391 -Come in. Howard: Hey. 343 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,602 Hey. Hey. 344 00:21:50,852 --> 00:21:53,521 - How goes it? - Uh... 345 00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:55,690 Tricky, for sure. 346 00:21:55,899 --> 00:21:58,651 Craig and Betsy really put us in a corner with the police... 347 00:21:58,860 --> 00:22:00,278 Not to mention the press. 348 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:03,573 But this camping story of theirs... 349 00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:06,618 They've been keeping it consistent at least. 350 00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:11,122 If it's okay with you, I think I should talk them into hiring a PR firm. 351 00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:13,374 Certainly for the next couple of weeks. 352 00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:18,838 So okay on the PR firm? 353 00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:23,092 - Do you have a minute? - Yeah, of course. What's up? 354 00:22:23,301 --> 00:22:24,969 Take a ride with me. 355 00:22:25,303 --> 00:22:26,804 Kim: Uh, okay. Uh... 356 00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:29,098 Where are we going? 357 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,294 Shit. 358 00:22:58,962 --> 00:23:00,463 Yep. 359 00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:06,344 That's... I mean, that's my suit, right? 360 00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:09,722 - Am I crazy here? - No, you're not crazy. 361 00:23:09,931 --> 00:23:11,140 Look at the logo. 362 00:23:11,349 --> 00:23:15,103 That's our logo. He's just straight-up copying us. 363 00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:18,690 I mean, what the hell is he thinking with this? 364 00:23:20,275 --> 00:23:24,529 - Really, he's, you know, a free spirit. - Oh. Yeah. 365 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,030 That's one way to put it. 366 00:23:29,659 --> 00:23:31,661 You two are still friends, right? 367 00:23:31,869 --> 00:23:33,871 - I wouldn't exactly... - You talk, though. 368 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,541 - Not really. - Still, you're the one he called... 369 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:39,669 When he found the kettlemans' camped halfway up the sandias. 370 00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:42,755 He was looking out for his own client, that's all. 371 00:23:42,964 --> 00:23:47,260 This isn't the third degree, Kim. I really don't care one way or the other. I just... 372 00:23:47,552 --> 00:23:49,095 [Sighs] 373 00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:53,725 He's really forcing my hand here. 374 00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:02,150 [Massage chair humming] 375 00:24:02,358 --> 00:24:04,485 [Downtempo jazz music playing over speakers] 376 00:24:05,069 --> 00:24:06,821 [Knocking on door] 377 00:24:17,915 --> 00:24:20,043 Jimmy: Hey. Kim: Hey. 378 00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:22,462 Am I interrupting? 379 00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:26,132 Jimmy: Not at all. Perfect timing. Come on. 380 00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:30,637 Sit. Have a massage, free of charge. 381 00:24:31,471 --> 00:24:33,264 - Okay. - You gotta try the footbath too. 382 00:24:33,473 --> 00:24:36,184 Oh, yeah. Ah. 383 00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:38,561 Give the old dogs a rest. 384 00:24:45,735 --> 00:24:48,905 - Go for the deep-tissue setting... - Is that the small fist? 385 00:24:49,113 --> 00:24:51,658 - Use the... it's three arrows. - I did. I pressed it. 386 00:24:51,866 --> 00:24:53,618 Yeah. Now, you feel it? 387 00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:54,869 [Massage chair humming] 388 00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:57,538 - Ah. Now, relax, okay? - Okay. 389 00:24:57,747 --> 00:25:00,041 You deserve a break today. 390 00:25:05,630 --> 00:25:08,257 - It's very nice. - Told you. 391 00:25:08,466 --> 00:25:10,093 I get this free every night. 392 00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:14,055 - Just one of the perks of salon living. - The others being? 393 00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:17,475 - Free cucumber water, obviously. - Obviously. 394 00:25:17,684 --> 00:25:19,352 Free mani-pedis? 395 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,479 Uh, deep-discount mani-pedis. 396 00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:23,448 - Oh. - The ladies still gotta eat, you know? 397 00:25:23,606 --> 00:25:26,609 - Well, it's still a deal. - Yeah. 398 00:25:27,819 --> 00:25:30,238 - You're living like a king, then. - Mm-hm. 399 00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:38,121 [Sighs] 400 00:25:46,295 --> 00:25:47,338 What's this? 401 00:25:47,547 --> 00:25:50,425 - Is this a cease and desist? - Yep. 402 00:25:51,426 --> 00:25:53,344 How pissed was he? 403 00:25:54,512 --> 00:25:57,265 His head didn't actually explode, but pretty damn pissed. 404 00:25:57,473 --> 00:26:01,102 - Like this-won't-end-well-for-you pissed. - Yeah. 405 00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:02,937 - How about that? - Jimmy. 406 00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:05,022 This is serious. 407 00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:06,315 - I know. - Do you? 408 00:26:06,524 --> 00:26:10,194 I mean, what the hell is with that billboard? 409 00:26:11,612 --> 00:26:14,073 I know you have a problem with Hamlin... 410 00:26:14,282 --> 00:26:16,075 But I just don't get your angle here. 411 00:26:16,284 --> 00:26:18,828 Aren't you trying to build your own law practice? 412 00:26:19,036 --> 00:26:22,874 Instead, you're spending god knows how much money turning yourself... 413 00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:27,920 Into a little Hamlin clone. I mean, why are you making this personal? 414 00:26:28,129 --> 00:26:31,174 - It's not personal. - It is so personal. 415 00:26:31,382 --> 00:26:33,843 It is completely and totally personal. 416 00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:37,305 - No, no, no. It's not. Nope. - Yes. Yes, it is. Ugh. 417 00:26:37,597 --> 00:26:39,182 Stop trying to pretend. 418 00:26:39,390 --> 00:26:42,810 I can advertise, can't I? What, do I have to clear everything... 419 00:26:43,019 --> 00:26:45,688 - Past the great Howard? - You can advertise all you want. 420 00:26:45,897 --> 00:26:48,816 That billboard is not advertising. That is a declaration of war. 421 00:26:49,025 --> 00:26:51,360 - "Declaration of war." - Right at Hamlin's exit. 422 00:26:51,569 --> 00:26:54,030 - You know he drives by it every day. - It's business. 423 00:26:54,238 --> 00:26:55,740 I'm building a brand. 424 00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:58,242 You're ripping off a brand. 425 00:26:58,618 --> 00:27:00,703 There is nothing original in that ad. 426 00:27:00,912 --> 00:27:02,955 It certainly doesn't represent Jimmy mcgill. 427 00:27:03,164 --> 00:27:05,792 Hey. All right, now, he fired the first shot, okay? 428 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:10,379 Trying to keep me from using my name? My own name, Kim? 429 00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:12,215 I get that. 430 00:27:12,715 --> 00:27:14,550 But this? 431 00:27:15,218 --> 00:27:17,345 - You're better than this. - I'm better than this? 432 00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:19,680 - Yes, you are. - I'm better than this? I'm bet... 433 00:27:19,889 --> 00:27:21,933 Well, you're better than that schmuck Hamlin. 434 00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:23,184 Oh, come on, Jimmy. 435 00:27:23,392 --> 00:27:24,519 You could work anywhere. 436 00:27:24,727 --> 00:27:26,979 You could be somewhere where they appreciate you. 437 00:27:27,188 --> 00:27:28,815 Where they see how valuable you are. 438 00:27:29,023 --> 00:27:31,567 Where, I don't know, maybe they care about you. 439 00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:44,288 Forget it, okay? 440 00:27:44,497 --> 00:27:47,416 If Hamlin wants to come after me, he knows where I am. 441 00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:51,003 I'll be ready. Guns blazing. 442 00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,094 [Sighs] 443 00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:05,393 [Massage chair stops] 444 00:28:09,605 --> 00:28:12,233 The cease and desist is just the beginning. 445 00:28:12,441 --> 00:28:15,945 The next step is an injunction. You can't win this fight. 446 00:28:16,195 --> 00:28:18,197 [Massage chair humming] 447 00:28:19,657 --> 00:28:20,950 [Sighs] 448 00:28:35,715 --> 00:28:37,717 [Door opens] 449 00:28:39,719 --> 00:28:41,137 [Door closes] 450 00:28:44,599 --> 00:28:47,268 Your honour, I'm a humble solo practitioner... 451 00:28:47,476 --> 00:28:51,772 Merely trying to ply my trade in an aggressive and evolving marketplace. 452 00:28:51,981 --> 00:28:54,734 As I've argued repeatedly, this is trademark infringement. 453 00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:57,862 Mr. Mcgill's new logo is an absolute copy of ours. 454 00:28:58,529 --> 00:29:00,823 I think it falls firmly under fair use. 455 00:29:01,032 --> 00:29:04,368 Fair use? You're clearly profiting, so fair use doesn't apply. 456 00:29:04,577 --> 00:29:06,662 There are only so many fonts out there. 457 00:29:06,871 --> 00:29:08,998 Does Mr. Hamlin outright own them all? 458 00:29:09,206 --> 00:29:12,501 No. But we've been using this particular font for 12 years now. 459 00:29:12,710 --> 00:29:16,380 And it, in concert with our tri-rectangle graphic and hamlindigo blue... 460 00:29:16,589 --> 00:29:19,550 Constitutes a trademark-brand identifier. 461 00:29:19,759 --> 00:29:22,970 Whoa, back up. "Hamlindigo blue"? 462 00:29:23,387 --> 00:29:25,640 Yes. That is our trademark name. 463 00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:31,437 Holy crap, you seriously named a colour hamlindigo? That is... 464 00:29:31,646 --> 00:29:33,230 -Yikes. — "yikes." 465 00:29:33,439 --> 00:29:35,733 From the man dressed exactly like me. Your honour... 466 00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:38,694 I feel like I'm in the mirror routine with Groucho Marx. 467 00:29:38,903 --> 00:29:41,197 Like we should be standing waving our arms. 468 00:29:41,405 --> 00:29:43,240 Really? I don't see it. 469 00:29:43,449 --> 00:29:45,826 In addition, the name mcgill appears in both logos... 470 00:29:46,035 --> 00:29:49,163 Which Mr. Mcgill is hoping to further confuse potential clients. 471 00:29:49,372 --> 00:29:51,290 So I can't advertise under my own name now? 472 00:29:51,499 --> 00:29:52,708 I'm to be penalised... 473 00:29:52,917 --> 00:29:55,836 Because I happen to share a name with one of hhm's partners? 474 00:29:56,045 --> 00:29:58,089 You can't take my name from me. 475 00:29:58,297 --> 00:30:00,675 The name is not the problem here, Mr. Mcgill. 476 00:30:00,883 --> 00:30:02,927 Uh, Mr. Hamlin certainly seems to think so. 477 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:05,221 I mean, he wants me to change my name... 478 00:30:05,429 --> 00:30:08,391 Because he claims that, what, it's some kind of threat to his business? 479 00:30:08,599 --> 00:30:09,642 Your honour... 480 00:30:09,850 --> 00:30:10,930 This is restraint of trade. 481 00:30:11,102 --> 00:30:13,312 Okay, whatever happened to the free market, huh? 482 00:30:13,521 --> 00:30:16,899 - No, Hamlin here wants you to tell... - Okay, enough, Mr. Mcgill. 483 00:30:17,108 --> 00:30:18,901 I've heard enough. 484 00:30:19,443 --> 00:30:23,239 All right, yes, you are within your rights to advertise using your own name. 485 00:30:23,447 --> 00:30:28,077 However, in my estimation, the billboard clearly and intentionally... 486 00:30:28,285 --> 00:30:31,122 Duplicates elements of the Hamlin Hamlin mcgill logo. 487 00:30:31,789 --> 00:30:35,126 You're actively copying their established brand for your own gain. 488 00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:36,919 I don't see any other explanation. 489 00:30:37,128 --> 00:30:38,648 - Your honour... - Judge: Jimmy. Jimmy. 490 00:30:38,796 --> 00:30:40,214 Wise up. 491 00:30:40,423 --> 00:30:43,342 The billboard must come down within 48 hours. 492 00:30:45,803 --> 00:30:48,431 This is a classic David-versus-Goliath story. 493 00:30:48,639 --> 00:30:52,643 I mean, you got your gigantic law firm stomping all over the little guy. 494 00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:55,688 But it's investigative journalism at its best. 495 00:30:55,896 --> 00:30:57,898 It's right up your alley. 496 00:31:01,318 --> 00:31:05,364 Yeah, okay. Well, let me give you my cell just in case. 497 00:31:05,865 --> 00:31:08,117 Yeah. Thank you. 498 00:31:09,118 --> 00:31:11,120 [Sighing] 499 00:31:12,788 --> 00:31:17,043 [J“j“j“] 500 00:31:17,585 --> 00:31:20,337 Can I get the news desk, please? I got a hot tip. 501 00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:22,715 Wanna be the station that brought down big law? 502 00:31:22,923 --> 00:31:25,718 You could be like the reporters that brought down big tobacco. 503 00:31:25,926 --> 00:31:28,095 Look, I'm talking woodward and Bernstein here. 504 00:31:28,304 --> 00:31:32,266 Your expose on predatory atm fees, that was... wow. 505 00:31:32,475 --> 00:31:34,351 Well, it's a miscarriage of justice. 506 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,480 And I think your viewers would be very, very interested... 507 00:31:37,688 --> 00:31:41,484 And grateful to you for exposing this injustice. 508 00:31:41,692 --> 00:31:44,361 I wouldn't characterise this as a community health risk... 509 00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:46,197 But it's community interest. 510 00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:50,701 No, yes, hhm is a pillar of the community. Yes. 511 00:31:50,910 --> 00:31:53,829 No, the war is an important story as well. 512 00:31:54,038 --> 00:31:56,540 That's why this action is so egregious. 513 00:31:56,749 --> 00:31:57,917 Sure. Okay. 514 00:31:58,125 --> 00:32:00,461 Well, at least consider the human-interest angle here. 515 00:32:01,629 --> 00:32:04,757 Are you kidding? "Lawyer pulls himself up by his bootstraps... 516 00:32:04,965 --> 00:32:08,552 Only to be ground under the heel of the old-money mega-firm"? 517 00:32:08,761 --> 00:32:10,805 That's hearts and minds. 518 00:32:14,016 --> 00:32:16,435 Yeah, I have your number too, so... 519 00:32:16,644 --> 00:32:18,813 Yeah, I see. Okay. 520 00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:23,400 [J“j“j“] 521 00:33:07,236 --> 00:33:09,196 Oh, no, no, no, man. Can't touch the goods. 522 00:33:09,405 --> 00:33:11,532 I signed the form. Only I can touch the camera. 523 00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:14,618 Fine. May I suggest you widen the frame to include... 524 00:33:14,827 --> 00:33:17,163 The billboard is the story, okay? 525 00:33:17,371 --> 00:33:19,498 I'm also the story. 526 00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:22,710 - So gotta get me in there. - Okay, so get on your Mark. 527 00:33:22,918 --> 00:33:25,129 No offence to your minutes ofexpenence... 528 00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:29,216 But I'd like to see what we got before we do this, okay? Other guy. 529 00:33:30,593 --> 00:33:32,720 Other guy. Only other guy that's here. 530 00:33:32,928 --> 00:33:35,181 Go stand where I was standing. 531 00:33:35,806 --> 00:33:37,016 Shrink down. Shrink down. 532 00:33:37,391 --> 00:33:38,726 Yeah, scrunch. 533 00:33:40,186 --> 00:33:43,397 Okay, widen the frame, get the billboard. 534 00:33:43,606 --> 00:33:45,816 Okay, now get me. Me, me, me. 535 00:33:46,025 --> 00:33:47,359 No, not me. 536 00:33:47,568 --> 00:33:49,111 Get him. He's me. 537 00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:50,905 Yeah, like that. 538 00:33:55,743 --> 00:33:56,911 Okay. 539 00:33:57,119 --> 00:33:59,955 - Is he in the shot? - No. Dude, just go. 540 00:34:00,164 --> 00:34:02,416 - How do I look? - Great. 541 00:34:02,625 --> 00:34:03,918 Well, uh... 542 00:34:04,126 --> 00:34:06,295 No, this is my good side. Heh. 543 00:34:06,503 --> 00:34:07,546 [Sighs] 544 00:34:07,755 --> 00:34:09,882 - Is the billboard in? - Yes. Jesus, just... 545 00:34:10,090 --> 00:34:12,176 You said 100 for one hour, not fricking three. 546 00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:15,554 You have a journalistic impulse. You're a go-getter. You know that? 547 00:34:16,138 --> 00:34:17,181 Go get this. 548 00:34:18,224 --> 00:34:19,725 All right, count me down. 549 00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:23,395 In five, four, three... 550 00:34:23,604 --> 00:34:25,439 Gravitas. 551 00:34:28,901 --> 00:34:33,280 I'm James mcgill. Like most Americans, I'm a self-made man. 552 00:34:33,489 --> 00:34:36,200 I put myself through law school. 553 00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:38,577 Working in the courts as a public defender... 554 00:34:38,786 --> 00:34:41,705 I represented those with nowhere else to turn. 555 00:34:41,914 --> 00:34:44,667 I believe in service. It's what I built my career on. 556 00:34:44,875 --> 00:34:49,004 But I've also had a dream, a dream that many of us have. 557 00:34:49,213 --> 00:34:52,424 A dream to own my own business. 558 00:34:53,717 --> 00:34:58,264 Well, I scrimped and I saved and, finally, I was able to buy one billboard. 559 00:34:59,765 --> 00:35:01,058 A tiny foray... 560 00:35:01,267 --> 00:35:04,353 Into advertising for my fledgling law firm. 561 00:35:05,271 --> 00:35:08,148 I've always been told that america is the land of opportunity... 562 00:35:08,357 --> 00:35:12,820 And I believed it, until today. Heh. 563 00:35:14,405 --> 00:35:16,824 Not 24 hours after my billboard went up... 564 00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:18,909 A large law firm came after me. 565 00:35:19,118 --> 00:35:21,203 They said that I was hurting their business. 566 00:35:21,412 --> 00:35:25,749 They're rich, they're powerful. I'm just one man. 567 00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:28,335 So who do you think the court sided with? 568 00:35:30,212 --> 00:35:35,009 So now my little billboard comes down. 569 00:35:35,217 --> 00:35:37,469 Let me tell you something. If they want a fight... 570 00:35:37,678 --> 00:35:40,306 They're gonna get a fight because I'm not giving up-... 571 00:35:40,514 --> 00:35:44,101 - Worker: Aah! - Holy shit. Dude, the dude! 572 00:35:44,685 --> 00:35:45,885 -Dude, the dude! Worker: Help! 573 00:35:46,061 --> 00:35:47,104 The worker guy. 574 00:35:47,313 --> 00:35:48,480 Oh, shit. 575 00:35:48,689 --> 00:35:50,858 Please. Get me down! 576 00:35:51,066 --> 00:35:52,484 - Dude. - Okay. Call 911. 577 00:35:52,693 --> 00:35:54,278 Worker: Help me. Aah! 578 00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:56,126 - You got a cell? - Sound guy: Yeah, yeah. 579 00:35:56,155 --> 00:35:59,366 Worker: Please. Sound guy: A guy fell off a billboard... 580 00:36:02,161 --> 00:36:04,163 [J“j“j“] 581 00:36:11,712 --> 00:36:13,672 Unh! Unh! Help me! 582 00:36:13,881 --> 00:36:16,258 [Worker grunting] 583 00:36:20,346 --> 00:36:23,432 I don't think that's very safe! You need to be licensed for that! 584 00:36:24,058 --> 00:36:25,768 Worker: Help me. Man. 585 00:36:32,191 --> 00:36:36,278 Jimmy: Not looking down. One rung at a time. 586 00:36:36,904 --> 00:36:38,322 Not looking down. 587 00:36:43,410 --> 00:36:46,663 [Worker continues grunting] 588 00:36:57,132 --> 00:36:58,801 Hurry up! 589 00:36:59,009 --> 00:37:00,677 Come get me. 590 00:37:01,929 --> 00:37:03,472 Help! 591 00:37:08,769 --> 00:37:10,479 Help me. 592 00:37:13,982 --> 00:37:16,318 - Sir, I'm right here. - Please. 593 00:37:17,194 --> 00:37:18,320 Please. 594 00:37:24,535 --> 00:37:25,911 - Pull me up. - Here. 595 00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:27,621 - Grab my hand. - Pull me up. 596 00:37:27,830 --> 00:37:30,082 [Both grunting] 597 00:37:35,129 --> 00:37:36,880 Pull me up. 598 00:37:38,340 --> 00:37:39,883 [Both grunting] 599 00:38:04,741 --> 00:38:06,910 [Both panting] 600 00:38:07,119 --> 00:38:08,495 You okay? 601 00:38:08,704 --> 00:38:10,497 Took you long enough. 602 00:38:21,341 --> 00:38:25,846 I was scared, yes. I mean, I'm not really a big fan of heights, let me tell you... 603 00:38:26,054 --> 00:38:28,348 But, you know, something inside me said: 604 00:38:28,557 --> 00:38:29,766 "You have to do this." 605 00:38:29,975 --> 00:38:33,312 I'm sure our city's first responders would have been here momentarily... 606 00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:36,315 Jesus, can you believe this guy? 607 00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:38,734 Whole thing was a publicity stunt. It's gotta be. 608 00:38:38,942 --> 00:38:41,278 That's all anybody wants when they're in trouble. 609 00:38:41,487 --> 00:38:43,405 Didn't think life was gonna call on me... 610 00:38:43,614 --> 00:38:45,449 You don't think anyone's gonna buy this? 611 00:38:45,657 --> 00:38:49,495 - In an immediate, life-threatening way. - It's hard to say. People love a hero. 612 00:38:49,703 --> 00:38:51,371 You take it as it comes, right? 613 00:38:51,580 --> 00:38:55,876 The universe put me in that spot at that moment. Who am I to say no? 614 00:38:56,084 --> 00:38:59,755 You know, as a lawyer, well, I help people every day. 615 00:38:59,963 --> 00:39:01,590 Whole thing's a damn stunt. 616 00:39:01,798 --> 00:39:05,719 I think my clients know that when they're in trouble, I'm there. 617 00:39:05,928 --> 00:39:07,804 I'm just a guy who was in the right... 618 00:39:11,475 --> 00:39:13,101 [Sighing] 619 00:39:34,831 --> 00:39:36,375 [Dial tone droning] 620 00:39:40,212 --> 00:39:43,632 Computerised voice: You have seven new messages. 621 00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:49,263 To listen to your messages, press one. 622 00:39:50,347 --> 00:39:54,226 First message. Received at 5:40... 623 00:40:30,679 --> 00:40:33,056 It's just showmanship, Chuck. Ahem. 624 00:40:35,017 --> 00:40:36,768 Yeah, right. 625 00:41:09,718 --> 00:41:11,303 You're early. 626 00:41:11,511 --> 00:41:13,180 - Did you...? - Yeah, I grounded myself. 627 00:41:13,388 --> 00:41:14,806 Hey, big day. 628 00:41:15,015 --> 00:41:16,808 My phone's ringing off the hook. 629 00:41:17,017 --> 00:41:19,436 I have three consults before lunchtime. 630 00:41:19,645 --> 00:41:21,813 - Three. - That's great, Jimmy. 631 00:41:22,022 --> 00:41:23,440 Yep. 632 00:41:24,066 --> 00:41:26,401 - The worm has turned. - Oh, ha, ha. 633 00:41:26,777 --> 00:41:31,198 That's really great. Soto what do you credit this sudden change? 634 00:41:31,406 --> 00:41:33,992 Well, I gotta admit, you were right. 635 00:41:34,201 --> 00:41:35,535 How so? 636 00:41:35,744 --> 00:41:38,955 Well, you told me to keep plugging and do good work... 637 00:41:39,164 --> 00:41:40,707 And the clients will come. 638 00:41:40,916 --> 00:41:44,002 You know, I'll admit, I almost lost faith a couple times. 639 00:41:44,211 --> 00:41:47,589 But the worm has turned. 640 00:41:51,051 --> 00:41:55,472 So, what, you've been getting referrals from your pd clients? 641 00:41:55,681 --> 00:41:57,641 Yeah. You know, you work hard... 642 00:41:57,849 --> 00:42:01,019 Show you got half a brain and people come knocking, like you said. 643 00:42:01,228 --> 00:42:04,189 - I just needed to get my face out there. - Oh. 644 00:42:04,398 --> 00:42:07,317 So the prosecutors then, referring clients. 645 00:42:07,526 --> 00:42:11,238 Yeah. Yep, exactly. 646 00:42:11,446 --> 00:42:12,489 Was it bergeron? 647 00:42:12,698 --> 00:42:15,575 When I was starting out, she sent me a couple of good ones. 648 00:42:15,784 --> 00:42:20,372 Yeah, uh, it was someone on her team, you know. 649 00:42:20,580 --> 00:42:24,543 I mean, hey, it just took some elbow grease and clean living. 650 00:42:24,751 --> 00:42:26,878 People noticed. 651 00:42:28,130 --> 00:42:30,006 I knew you had it in you. 652 00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:33,885 I don't see the journal here. 653 00:42:35,470 --> 00:42:39,891 - Oh. Here you go. - No, Albuquerque journal. It's not here. 654 00:42:40,976 --> 00:42:42,436 Oh, yeah. 655 00:42:42,644 --> 00:42:46,022 - I didn't see it outside. - It wasn't out there? It's always out there. 656 00:42:47,733 --> 00:42:51,153 Maybe they forgot to deliver it. Maybe some kids grabbed it. 657 00:42:51,361 --> 00:42:54,156 Because if there's one thing kids love, it's local print journalism. 658 00:42:54,364 --> 00:42:57,743 Heh. I don't know what to tell you, you got a ton of reading material. 659 00:42:57,951 --> 00:42:58,994 Look, hey. 660 00:42:59,202 --> 00:43:00,245 [Whistles] 661 00:43:00,454 --> 00:43:01,496 Financial times. 662 00:43:01,705 --> 00:43:04,750 You know, I know Albuquerque is a hub of global intrigue... 663 00:43:04,958 --> 00:43:08,712 - But you think that'll tide you over? - Fine, but if it's not here tomorrow... 664 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:10,720 I need you to call the subscription office. 665 00:43:10,839 --> 00:43:11,882 Yeah, will do. 666 00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:13,884 Look, I gotta go. I don't wanna be late. 667 00:43:14,092 --> 00:43:16,511 - Hey, good luck today. - Thanks. 668 00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:18,305 Chuck: Keep it up. 669 00:43:18,764 --> 00:43:21,308 Hard work looks good on you. 670 00:43:34,529 --> 00:43:36,114 [Engine starts] 671 00:43:36,323 --> 00:43:38,116 [Car pulls away] 672 00:43:38,325 --> 00:43:40,160 [J“j“j“] 673 00:44:38,844 --> 00:44:40,595 [Pants] 674 00:44:41,930 --> 00:44:44,850 [Grunting] 675 00:44:45,058 --> 00:44:46,935 [Panting] 676 00:44:47,143 --> 00:44:49,020 [Horn honking] 677 00:44:52,315 --> 00:44:54,317 [Electricity crackling] 678 00:44:57,737 --> 00:44:59,281 [Grunting] 679 00:45:17,883 --> 00:45:20,260 [Grunting] 680 00:45:27,225 --> 00:45:29,060 [Grunting] 681 00:46:19,110 --> 00:46:21,112 [J“j“j“]