1
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[Knife slicing and chopping]

2
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[Man humming]

3
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[Sizzling]

4
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Abuelita [in Spanish]:

5
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[In Spanish]

6
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Lars: It's really messed up. Ah!

7
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[Lars grunting]

8
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- Hey, hello. Habla English.
- Hey, are you the son?

9
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[In English] Grandson.

10
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- Hit while driving.
- My leg.

11
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[In Spanish]

12
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The crazy old biznatch
ran over my brother.

13
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It hurts so bad. It hurts so bad.
It hurts so bad.

14
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- Look at that.
- It's this one.

15
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She broke his leg, stood on the gas.
That's a hit-and-run.

16
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She felonied me. That's a felony.

17
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- We got the whole thing right here.
- [In English] Hold on. Let me talk to her.

18
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- Start talking.
- Good.

19
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[In Spanish]

20
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- He can't put pressure on it.
- I need to lean on you.

21
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It's definitely broken.

22
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Cal: Es muy mal for my leg-o.
Lars: Lean on this.

23
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Cal: No, man, it really hurts.

24
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Lars: Dude.

25
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Lars: Yes, si, problema.
Cal: And now dos prob/emas.

26
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Cal:
I don't know what you're saying, man.

27
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Dude, we got a real problem here.
Yeah, si, problema.

28
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[Abuelita mumbling in Spanish]

29
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[Door closes]

30
00:01:59,495 --> 00:02:01,872
Hey, amigo, what're you gonna do
about this leg situation?

31
00:02:02,081 --> 00:02:05,710
- I really need a doctor.
- Doctors ain't cheap, yo. It's gonna cost.

32
00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:09,171
Either you or her,
somebody's gotta pay.

33
00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:10,917
[In English] You want money?

34
00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:12,550
- Yes.
- Yeah, damn straight.

35
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Hit-and-run? It's no joke.
What are the cops gonna say?

36
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Cops? They coming?

37
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- Yeah, maybe.
- That's up to you, man.

38
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- They could be looking at this tape.
- It's all up to you.

39
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[Grunts]

40
00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:35,948
You called her "biznatch"?

41
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- I didn't...
- Whatever. Hurry it up. I'm hurting.

42
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Show us the green, or ia policia
is gonna come and take granny away.

43
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She's gonna go to jail.
You want that?

44
00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:48,753
That's right. Play it smart. Okay, good.
So let's talk dollar amounts.

45
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For what you did...

46
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Biznatch.

47
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[M1

48
00:03:15,488 --> 00:03:18,240
[People speaking
in Spanish on TV]

49
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[Thudding nearby]

50
00:03:54,110 --> 00:03:55,945
[Thudding continues]

51
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[Speaking in Spanish]

52
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[In Spanish]

53
00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:35,985
[Speaks in Spanish]

54
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[Speaks in Spanish]

55
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[Door closes]

56
00:05:34,210 --> 00:05:36,837
[In English] Hey, get over here.

57
00:05:37,046 --> 00:05:39,215
Yeah, my abue/ita's.

58
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Bring no-doze, and tell nacho
to bring his Van.

59
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[Knock on door]

60
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[Sighs]

61
00:06:03,239 --> 00:06:05,533
[M1

62
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Jimmy: Open up, officer of the court.
Open up in the name of the law.

63
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Good afternoon, this...

64
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[Panting]

65
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[M1

66
00:06:28,472 --> 00:06:32,142
whoa, whoa, whoa.
Showing hands. I'm relaxed. Okay?

67
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Um, non-threatening.

68
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You move, and you're dead.

69
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Got it.

70
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Seems to be a misunderstanding.

71
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Is there by any chance
a Betsy kettleman here?

72
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Not sure if this is a situation...

73
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Where I should
or should not look you in the eye.

74
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Now sit.

75
00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:06,594
Who are you? Are you with
those red-headed scumbags?

76
00:07:06,802 --> 00:07:09,346
My name's James mcgill.
I'm an attorney.

77
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Uh, I got a call from some clients,
something about an accident.

78
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I did not get any details.

79
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When I saw skateboards in your
front yard, I assumed they might...

80
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[In Spanish]

81
00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:09,073
[Door closes]

82
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[In English] Talk.

83
00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:18,791
I'm gonna make an educated guess
what happened here.

84
00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:21,585
My two clients, frick and frack,
the mopheads...

85
00:08:21,794 --> 00:08:25,130
Were in a simple traffic accident.
A minor Fender-bender.

86
00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:28,801
Maybe they were on the wrong side
of the street or didn't look both ways.

87
00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,720
It could happen to anyone. Heh.

88
00:08:31,929 --> 00:08:35,182
My clients, exhibiting
extremely poorjudgement, uh...

89
00:08:35,391 --> 00:08:38,686
Followed your grandmother to this
delightful, well-tended home.

90
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[Clears throat]

91
00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:44,858
Now, at thisjuncture, I am deducing
that they said or did something...

92
00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:49,863
That crossed a line, and you, with some
justification, you put them in their place.

93
00:08:50,072 --> 00:08:51,281
[Sighs]

94
00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:55,494
Based on the salsa stain there,
could've gone a couple ways.

95
00:08:55,703 --> 00:09:00,165
The bottom line, not to be morbid,
but if they're dead...

96
00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:03,210
Um, I'm guessing that I'm, uh...

97
00:09:05,921 --> 00:09:06,964
I'm gonna...

98
00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:10,509
Yeah, I'm gonna go with glass half-full
here and say they're not.

99
00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:13,011
My point is, if they're still alive,
why kill us?

100
00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,420
Because of a misunderstanding?

101
00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:18,600
Our own stupidity? Why mess up
your lovely abue/ita's place? Ha, ha.

102
00:09:18,809 --> 00:09:22,646
Why jump to the nuclear option?
See, I'm saying keep it simple.

103
00:09:22,855 --> 00:09:27,860
I will collect my moronic clients,
and, poof, we are gone.

104
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:32,322
Neither you nor your lovely abue/ita
will ever lay eyes on us ever again.

105
00:09:32,531 --> 00:09:36,034
Guaranteed.
Signed, sealed, and delivered.

106
00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:42,040
Assuming, you know,
that they're still breathing.

107
00:09:53,177 --> 00:09:55,387
You got a mouth on you.

108
00:09:56,555 --> 00:09:58,182
Thank you.

109
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,519
Get up.

110
00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:09,651
- That way.
- That way?

111
00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:12,488
Yeah, yeah, sure. Why not?

112
00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:18,327
[Muffled mumbling]

113
00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:32,716
So, I should, uh, cut them loose?

114
00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:46,605
- It was him! It was all his idea!
- No, no, no!

115
00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:49,024
Tuco: You shut up!

116
00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:52,778
- Say what?
- He wanted to scam you.

117
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:56,156
He said we could clear 2 grand easy.

118
00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:58,200
[M1

119
00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:00,911
tuco: You punking me?

120
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,791
[Gun cocks]

121
00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:13,215
Are you punking my abue/ita?

122
00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:16,343
He hit his head, he doesn't
know what he's saying.

123
00:11:24,268 --> 00:11:26,019
[Grunting]

124
00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:28,146
Tuco: For what?

125
00:11:28,814 --> 00:11:31,733
For what are you getting 2 grand?

126
00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:33,861
It was for going after your grandma.

127
00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:36,864
For taking a header over her car,
and then for bracing her.

128
00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:39,658
It was him, I swear. It was the lawyer.

129
00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:08,562
[Both mumbling]

130
00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:16,194
- Who are you? Why are you after me?
- I can explain.

131
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:19,823
You're gonna laugh, it's so...
I'm a lawyer. Check my ID, okay?

132
00:12:20,032 --> 00:12:22,117
- I was running a scam...
- On my abue/ita?!

133
00:12:22,326 --> 00:12:24,661
Not on your abue/ita. Not on you.

134
00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:27,706
There's a woman named
Betsy kettleman. I mentioned her.

135
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:31,001
She's married to Craig kettleman,
he's the treasurer of bernalillo county.

136
00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:34,796
I wanted his business. He stole a million
and a half bucks from the county.

137
00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:38,258
He's gonna be indicted
for embezzlement any day now.

138
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:42,888
That's a good case for me.
A lot of publicity. I'll get my name out.

139
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:48,352
I thought if I had these two run their
little skateboard hustle on Mrs. Kettleman...

140
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,270
I could, you know, rescue her.

141
00:12:50,479 --> 00:12:53,857
Come in, throw some oil on troubled
waters, and get their business.

142
00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:58,070
That was the plan. But it turns out
your lovely abuelita...

143
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:02,616
She drives a car that is a whole lot
like the kettle-mobile.

144
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:06,495
So these two geniuses ran their little
stunt on the wrong one.

145
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,538
Sojoke's on me. Ha, ha.

146
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,208
Simple as that.

147
00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:18,382
[M1

148
00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:20,634
where's he going?

149
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:22,970
Talk to me, okay?

150
00:13:24,096 --> 00:13:27,641
Who do you think I am?
What is he getting?

151
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:33,939
I was running a scam to get a client.
I made a mistake, that's all this is.

152
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,525
Oh, jeez.

153
00:13:37,401 --> 00:13:39,236
You don't need...

154
00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:44,116
That's not... I'll talk, okay?

155
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,618
Tell me what you want to know.

156
00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:50,205
Who do you think I am?

157
00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:51,832
Hey, use your words, okay?

158
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,750
[Sniffs]

159
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:56,128
You know what I smell?

160
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,422
I smell lies.

161
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:03,593
- I smell pork.
- No, that's not necessary.

162
00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:06,680
Tuco: We know you're with the heat.
The question is, who?

163
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:09,933
- Local, FBI, DEA?!
- No, I'm a lawyer.

164
00:14:10,142 --> 00:14:12,811
Just reach in my pocket right now.
Right there.

165
00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:29,244
That is the truth! I'm a lawyer!
Guys, I passed the bar! Ask me anything!

166
00:14:29,453 --> 00:14:33,415
Not contract law...
I'm down at the courts every day.

167
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:36,793
People know me.
I'm a known quantity. I am.

168
00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:38,503
[Jimmy grunts]

169
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:43,091
I'm special agent Jeffrey Steele, FBI.

170
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:46,136
- FBI?
- FBI. I'm undercover, okay?

171
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:51,391
You got me. I'm the tip of the spear.
Releasing me would be the smart move.

172
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:52,976
You hear that shit?

173
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:56,897
I told you the business was too good.

174
00:14:57,689 --> 00:15:00,275
I knew it. I told you.

175
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:11,203
- Okay, uh, special agent, uh, Steele?
- Jeffrey a. Steele.

176
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,081
Okay, agent Steele,
what business are we in?

177
00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:16,666
- Business?
- You're investigating us, right?

178
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,877
For what? What did we do?

179
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,421
What do we sell?

180
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:22,881
- Drugs.
- What kind of drugs?

181
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:29,638
It's title 21, schedule ii through
schedule v, including part b.

182
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:32,933
That's what we call them
down at the bureau.

183
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:35,894
The task force is designated
operation kingbreaker...

184
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:41,233
Kingbreaker? That makes me the king!
Whoo-hoo!

185
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:49,116
All right.

186
00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:55,455
The next words out of your mouth
ought to be the truth.

187
00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:57,374
You understand?

188
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:01,044
Who are you?

189
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:11,179
I'm James Morgan mcgill, a lawyer
trolling for business. That's the truth.

190
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:15,308
- Now, you find a Bible, I'll swear on it.
- What about, uh, operation kingbreaker?

191
00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:20,605
I made it up, okay? I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I don't know you. I don't want to.

192
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:23,358
Uh, this was a mistake.

193
00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:25,318
It's my mistake. Okay?

194
00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:29,281
I take full and complete
responsibility, but...

195
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:33,326
I don't know any of your names,
and I got a bad case of face blindness.

196
00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:35,704
You let us go,
we're gonna forget this happened.

197
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:37,792
Guys, we're gonna forget, right?
Nod your heads.

198
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:38,957
[Muffled mumbling]

199
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,292
Okay.

200
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,461
So if you'd just let us go...

201
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:47,632
I just... we wanna just go home.

202
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:03,607
I say cut him loose.

203
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:12,824
You had your wire cutters on him.
He would've said anything.

204
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,869
You really see the FBI hiring
those two f/aquitos?

205
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,415
Maybe.

206
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:26,546
Croaking a lawyer for no reason
is bad business.

207
00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:28,965
He goes away,
someone's gonna come look for him.

208
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:31,927
They walked into my house.

209
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:35,013
They disrespected my abuelita.

210
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:39,893
They called her "biznatch"
and they just walk?!

211
00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:49,319
What about the lawyer?

212
00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:54,199
He's giving respect.

213
00:17:56,952 --> 00:17:58,161
Okay.

214
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:09,881
"James m. Mcgill,
a lawyer you can trust."

215
00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:12,300
[M1

216
00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:16,012
I know how to find you, James mcgill.

217
00:18:16,972 --> 00:18:19,808
- Understand what I'm saying?
- Yeah.

218
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:21,977
[Skaters grunting and moaning]

219
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,324
Okay?

220
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:40,328
Take him back to his car.

221
00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:46,293
Jimmy: Thank you. Uh, this is good.
This is right. Thank you.

222
00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:47,627
Come on.

223
00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:49,421
[Skaters yelling]

224
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,214
What about them?

225
00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:52,924
No-doze: Come on.
Jimmy: Yeah, right.

226
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:56,177
No-doze: Come on.
Jimmy: Yeah, right.

227
00:18:58,054 --> 00:18:59,889
[Skaters continue yelling]

228
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:04,102
[Skaters screaming]

229
00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:07,081
- No-doze: Yo, where you going?
- Wait. Can I say something?

230
00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:09,065
- No-doze: Where you going?
- Can you let them go?

231
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:11,860
- Just let them go.
- Are you stupid?

232
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:14,863
They don't deserve to die.
I put them up to it.

233
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:17,574
I don't deserve to die,
but they don't either.

234
00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:20,410
I'm gonna skin them like javelinas!

235
00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:25,874
Forget about them! They're insects!
Hey, think about their mother.

236
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,587
I spit on their mama!

237
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:33,840
She is a sweet little lady.
She's a widow.

238
00:19:34,049 --> 00:19:38,345
She works hard, all day, every day,
just like her mother before her...

239
00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:42,807
From dawn till dusk,
scrubbing the floors of rich people.

240
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:44,893
She needs a cane to walk, you know.

241
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:48,938
She's got arthritis,
and still she works every day.

242
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:54,110
What? For herself?
No, for them. For these two.

243
00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:56,321
Her boys, they're apples of her eye.

244
00:19:56,529 --> 00:20:02,160
You say they don't deserve her?
Maybe so. But they're all she's got.

245
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:07,540
Now, you turn them inside out, I want
you to think about what happens to her.

246
00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:10,293
That's on them. They should've
thought about that.

247
00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:13,838
When I was at your abuelita's place,
you were gonna let them go.

248
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:17,258
The way I see it, that's because
you're tough, but you're fair.

249
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,761
You're all about justice.

250
00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:21,930
That's what I'm saying.

251
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:26,393
- Jusfice.
- These two shit-for-brains, big-mouths?

252
00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:29,020
You already beat
the living hell out of them.

253
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:31,564
You think they're ever gonna
forget today? Never.

254
00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:35,276
Ten years from now, they're still gonna
be crapping their jockeys.

255
00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:38,363
- It's not enough.
- Okay, okay.

256
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:41,533
Then let's talk proportionality.
They're guilty.

257
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:47,038
Agreed. Now you have to decide,
what's the right sentence?

258
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:53,169
- Like a judge.
- Like a judge.

259
00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:55,130
Ever hear of the code of hammurabi?

260
00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:58,007
Let the punishment fit the crime?
Eye for an eye?

261
00:20:58,216 --> 00:21:00,385
Eye for an eye.

262
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,637
- You want me to blind them.
- Jimmy: No, no.

263
00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:07,142
- All they did was trash-talk.
- So I cut their tongues out!

264
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:13,731
Wait. See, I'm advising that you
make the punishment fit the crime.

265
00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:17,152
"Punishment fit the crime."

266
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,279
Colombian neckties.

267
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:24,409
I cut their throats, and then I pull their
lying tongues through the slits!

268
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:28,371
- Biznatch!
- Or you could give them black eyes.

269
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:32,876
Black eyes? Ha-ha-ha.
That ain't nothing.

270
00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:36,629
That one there, Holmes?
He already got a black eye, fool.

271
00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:46,389
Stop helping.

272
00:21:46,598 --> 00:21:49,350
Or you could sprain their ankles.

273
00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:51,519
- Sprain?
- They're skateboarders, right?

274
00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:53,813
That's how they run their scam.

275
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:57,942
They can't skate,
you hit them where they live.

276
00:21:58,151 --> 00:22:00,862
I ain't spraining nothing, bitch.

277
00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:04,199
I'm gonna break their arms,
then I'm gonna break their legs.

278
00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:07,076
Arms? When did we get onto arms?

279
00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:08,995
I'm cutting their legs off.

280
00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:13,082
We could go that way,
but we were talking about breaking.

281
00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:17,003
- We're heading in the wrong direction.
- Okay.

282
00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:21,633
- Break their legs.
- How many legs?

283
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:26,054
- Two. They got two legs.
- One leg each.

284
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:27,889
One leg each?

285
00:22:29,891 --> 00:22:33,645
One leg each. Total of two legs.

286
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:38,024
Hey, look, they can't skateboard
for six months...

287
00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:40,151
And they're scared of you
forever.

288
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,278
You show everybody
that you are the man...

289
00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:43,947
But that you're fair.

290
00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:45,657
That you're just.

291
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,951
[Skaters grunting and yelling]

292
00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:58,711
One leg each.

293
00:23:04,175 --> 00:23:06,844
That's tough, but it's fair.

294
00:23:08,763 --> 00:23:13,017
All right, lay them out! I ain't got
all day! It's hotter than shit out here!

295
00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:15,103
[Skaters screaming]

296
00:23:21,526 --> 00:23:24,737
Quit moving!
You're only gonna make it worse!

297
00:23:26,364 --> 00:23:27,907
[Bone cracks then screams]

298
00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:29,158
[Tuco laughs]

299
00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:32,620
Look! Hell, yeah! Hell, yeah!

300
00:23:32,829 --> 00:23:35,915
He said he had a broken leg,
now he's got one for real.

301
00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:39,836
You, tell your mama you're sorry, bitch.

302
00:23:40,044 --> 00:23:41,546
Other one.

303
00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:43,881
Hey, look, it's backwards.

304
00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:45,466
[Tuco laughs]

305
00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:52,682
Check it out.
I'm gonna do this one real clean.

306
00:23:54,183 --> 00:23:55,351
[Bone cracks then screams]

307
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:56,603
[Tuco laughing]

308
00:23:58,271 --> 00:23:59,939
[Skaters screaming]

309
00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:02,692
Walk home now, bitch!

310
00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:07,322
Shut up! Shut up!

311
00:24:11,492 --> 00:24:13,161
[Both skaters
moaning and yelling]

312
00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:31,304
Here you go. Here you go.
Easy, easy. Save your breath.

313
00:24:31,512 --> 00:24:35,683
Aah! You are the worst lawyer!
The worst lawyer ever!

314
00:24:35,892 --> 00:24:40,355
Hey, I just talked you down from a death
sentence to six months' probation.

315
00:24:42,607 --> 00:24:45,026
I'm the best lawyer ever.

316
00:24:47,111 --> 00:24:48,738
Oh, my god!

317
00:24:51,783 --> 00:24:54,118
[Cha-cha music playing]

318
00:25:01,751 --> 00:25:04,337
[Inaudible dialogue]

319
00:25:48,256 --> 00:25:49,924
[Breadstick cracks]

320
00:26:02,019 --> 00:26:04,188
[Breadsticks continue cracking]

321
00:26:41,184 --> 00:26:43,978
Could you...? Uh, could you, um...?

322
00:26:44,187 --> 00:26:46,355
I'll be right back.

323
00:26:57,366 --> 00:26:59,410
[Chuck humming]

324
00:27:07,627 --> 00:27:11,756
[Door opens then closes]

325
00:27:12,215 --> 00:27:14,258
Chuck: Ground yourself?

326
00:27:20,473 --> 00:27:23,059
Jimmy, did you ground yourself?

327
00:27:40,743 --> 00:27:43,162
I don't think you grounded yourself.

328
00:27:48,251 --> 00:27:50,002
Jesus.

329
00:27:50,753 --> 00:27:53,506
Jimmy, you didn't drive
like this, did you?

330
00:28:00,930 --> 00:28:03,057
Oh, no.

331
00:28:05,768 --> 00:28:09,772
No. I knew it.

332
00:28:10,106 --> 00:28:12,108
[Nt]

333
00:28:23,661 --> 00:28:25,204
[Chuck groans]

334
00:28:44,974 --> 00:28:47,685
[Groaning]

335
00:29:49,455 --> 00:29:50,915
Chuck.

336
00:29:56,170 --> 00:29:58,631
Yeah, thanks.

337
00:29:59,715 --> 00:30:02,677
- You're gonna have to take it black.
- Out of milk?

338
00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:07,515
Sorry.

339
00:30:23,239 --> 00:30:25,992
Why are you in that space blanket?

340
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:28,786
You brought your cell phone
in here last night.

341
00:30:28,995 --> 00:30:31,038
It was in your pants pocket.

342
00:30:34,542 --> 00:30:36,627
Sorry about that.

343
00:30:38,212 --> 00:30:40,881
Where...? Uh, where is it?

344
00:30:41,090 --> 00:30:43,259
Outside. I threw it out the door.

345
00:30:53,436 --> 00:30:55,187
How did I get here?

346
00:30:55,396 --> 00:30:58,733
Your car's not outside,
so I'm assuming taxi.

347
00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:01,902
[Jimmy groans]

348
00:31:03,154 --> 00:31:08,701
Right, uh, the bartender
wouldn't let me drive.

349
00:31:22,423 --> 00:31:24,884
Why are you in that space blanket?

350
00:31:26,552 --> 00:31:29,930
I told you, you brought your
cell phone into my house.

351
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:38,731
Chuck, uh, did you...?

352
00:31:39,315 --> 00:31:40,816
Chuck, did you read this?

353
00:31:41,692 --> 00:31:43,277
Read what?

354
00:31:44,153 --> 00:31:47,990
Uh, this bill, did you read it?

355
00:31:48,199 --> 00:31:50,242
Emergency room bill.

356
00:31:50,451 --> 00:31:53,996
I may have glanced at it.
It fell out of your pocket.

357
00:31:56,540 --> 00:31:59,919
Hey, Chuck, listen.
I know how this looks.

358
00:32:00,127 --> 00:32:03,839
I'm down to my last dime, and suddenly
I'm paying for broken legs.

359
00:32:04,048 --> 00:32:08,844
But it's not that, I swear.

360
00:32:10,721 --> 00:32:15,226
This represents
a good thing, ultimately.

361
00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:17,144
Okay.

362
00:32:17,353 --> 00:32:20,564
I'm not backsliding.
This isn't slipping Jimmy.

363
00:32:20,773 --> 00:32:22,066
Fine.

364
00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:29,365
Take off the space blanket,
will you, please, Chuck?

365
00:32:29,573 --> 00:32:31,367
It helps.

366
00:32:32,201 --> 00:32:34,703
Take off the space blanket.
I didn't do anything wrong.

367
00:32:34,912 --> 00:32:38,332
It has nothing to do with that.
It was your phone.

368
00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:41,794
[Sighs]

369
00:32:42,002 --> 00:32:44,672
Take off the space blanket.

370
00:32:46,757 --> 00:32:48,384
Why?

371
00:32:52,263 --> 00:32:54,849
Take off the space blanket, Chuck.

372
00:32:55,057 --> 00:32:56,809
Come on.

373
00:32:57,017 --> 00:32:58,435
Take off the blanket.

374
00:33:10,823 --> 00:33:11,866
Thank you.

375
00:33:18,164 --> 00:33:20,624
- Front yard?
- Yeah.

376
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,754
Uh, do you have any idea
where it landed?

377
00:33:53,073 --> 00:33:54,617
Woman:

378
00:34:15,804 --> 00:34:17,264
What do you want?

379
00:34:18,307 --> 00:34:20,809
Not to starve to death.

380
00:34:22,353 --> 00:34:23,395
What do you say?

381
00:34:24,897 --> 00:34:26,857
You got something for me?

382
00:34:48,837 --> 00:34:51,340
It's showtime, folks.

383
00:34:51,966 --> 00:34:53,968
[Nt]

384
00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:08,065
Guard: Clovis, lawyer.

385
00:35:08,274 --> 00:35:09,608
I'm gonna kill him.

386
00:35:09,817 --> 00:35:12,194
Your honour, I'm very sorry.
I'll never do it again.

387
00:35:12,403 --> 00:35:13,904
- Say what?
- Just...

388
00:35:14,113 --> 00:35:16,949
Your honour, I'm very sorry,
and I'll never do it again.

389
00:35:17,157 --> 00:35:20,703
Okay, Mr. Pearson.
Up you go. All right.

390
00:35:20,911 --> 00:35:22,705
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

391
00:35:23,664 --> 00:35:26,542
I told you a suit, remember?
You want to look sharp.

392
00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:29,378
That's a loaner, okay?
I need it back. Let's go.

393
00:35:29,586 --> 00:35:31,398
- Petty with a prior.
- Kid took a slice of pizza.

394
00:35:31,422 --> 00:35:33,316
- Petty with a prior.
- The parents are a train wreck.

395
00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:34,901
There's no food in the house.
He was hungry.

396
00:35:34,925 --> 00:35:36,427
- Petty with a prior.
- Come on.

397
00:35:46,770 --> 00:35:48,689
- You're light on stickers.
- Jimmy: Come on.

398
00:35:48,897 --> 00:35:50,232
- Five dollars.
- You serious?

399
00:35:50,441 --> 00:35:51,984
You got four, you need five.

400
00:35:52,192 --> 00:35:53,986
There's four 90-minute stickers.

401
00:35:54,194 --> 00:35:58,157
- You've been six hours, five minutes.
- Takes ten minutes to walk down here.

402
00:35:58,365 --> 00:36:01,827
Five dollars, or you go
get another sticker.

403
00:36:03,829 --> 00:36:05,873
This makes you feel
real important, huh?

404
00:36:06,081 --> 00:36:08,542
Not enough stickers? More stickers?

405
00:36:14,548 --> 00:36:16,133
It's showtime, folks.

406
00:36:20,262 --> 00:36:21,430
It's showtime.

407
00:36:27,394 --> 00:36:28,979
[Inaudible dialogue]

408
00:36:46,288 --> 00:36:49,500
- Petty with a prior.
- Prior will stay on his sheet for life.

409
00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:51,919
Petty with a prior.

410
00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:55,381
- You're overcharging him.
- Petty with a prior.

411
00:36:58,092 --> 00:37:00,803
That lady up there?
She shorts me every time, okay?

412
00:37:01,011 --> 00:37:05,099
This is not a me problem,
this is a you problem.

413
00:37:05,474 --> 00:37:07,101
[Sighs]

414
00:37:08,477 --> 00:37:11,063
It's showtime.

415
00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:14,858
It's from a movie.

416
00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:28,163
Okay, hold it.

417
00:37:32,167 --> 00:37:34,503
- Petty with a prior.
- Misdemeanour shoplifting.

418
00:37:34,711 --> 00:37:36,797
- Petty with a prior.
- Meet me halfway.

419
00:37:37,005 --> 00:37:38,966
- Petty, with a prior.
- Ugh. I can't do it.

420
00:37:39,174 --> 00:37:41,135
- Petty with a prior.
- Okay, how about this?

421
00:37:41,343 --> 00:37:44,304
I plead the kid to the sheet.
You give me a continued sentence.

422
00:37:44,513 --> 00:37:47,558
He gets six months. If he's
still clean, you file for a dismissal.

423
00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:50,894
Come on. This is how
you want to spend your time?

424
00:37:51,103 --> 00:37:53,105
You can have the rest of these.

425
00:38:03,490 --> 00:38:04,908
[Gate buzzes]

426
00:38:05,117 --> 00:38:06,869
Guard: Berger, lawyer.

427
00:38:07,077 --> 00:38:09,580
Mr. Berger, we've met before,
haven't we?

428
00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:12,541
Mr. Edison, like the inventor?
I'm James mcgill.

429
00:38:12,749 --> 00:38:13,834
I'll be your lawyer.

430
00:38:14,042 --> 00:38:16,545
Doesn't matter.
Judge has gotta see your mother.

431
00:38:16,753 --> 00:38:19,673
Well, do you know anybody
who looks like her?

432
00:38:19,882 --> 00:38:21,717
No, an uncle won't do it.

433
00:38:21,925 --> 00:38:26,180
Okay, so a fire was started.
We all know that.

434
00:38:26,388 --> 00:38:28,724
Freezing, shivering, as she is now.

435
00:38:28,932 --> 00:38:31,560
In fact, wrote a book about it.

436
00:38:32,603 --> 00:38:34,563
To make some cookies.

437
00:38:34,771 --> 00:38:36,982
But because you...
Given her this name...

438
00:38:37,191 --> 00:38:39,401
You can see that this man...

439
00:38:39,610 --> 00:38:40,819
Chose...

440
00:38:41,028 --> 00:38:43,155
A bonehead move.

441
00:39:00,255 --> 00:39:02,341
You're like a troll under a bridge.

442
00:39:02,549 --> 00:39:05,552
[In troll voice] "You must
have the stickers, or you won't pass."

443
00:39:05,761 --> 00:39:08,055
[In normal voice]
Troll alert here. Don't feed it.

444
00:39:21,818 --> 00:39:23,237
Ladies.

445
00:39:23,445 --> 00:39:24,672
[Women speak
in foreign language]

446
00:39:24,696 --> 00:39:26,073
Good evening, Ms. Nguyen.

447
00:39:26,281 --> 00:39:28,700
- No mail.
- Hey, Vicki, Maggie.

448
00:39:28,909 --> 00:39:30,953
[Slow pop music
playing over speakers]

449
00:39:40,212 --> 00:39:42,089
[Washing machine whirring]

450
00:39:59,690 --> 00:40:01,233
[Sighs]

451
00:40:06,196 --> 00:40:10,242
Machine: You have zero messages.

452
00:41:11,595 --> 00:41:12,929
[Knock on door]

453
00:41:14,264 --> 00:41:15,432
- Customer.
- What?

454
00:41:15,641 --> 00:41:17,434
For you, a customer. Waiting now.

455
00:41:17,643 --> 00:41:20,604
Uh, sure, sure. Give me a minute.

456
00:41:46,546 --> 00:41:48,632
Welcome, welcome.
My office is being painted.

457
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:53,053
Excuse the temporary, uh, quarters.

458
00:41:55,305 --> 00:41:57,182
Cosy.

459
00:41:59,559 --> 00:42:00,644
Just me.

460
00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:01,895
[Chuckles]

461
00:42:02,104 --> 00:42:04,106
Tuco freaked you out, huh?

462
00:42:05,899 --> 00:42:09,653
It's cool. He doesn't know I'm here.

463
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,627
So, uh...

464
00:42:26,545 --> 00:42:28,463
What can I do for you?

465
00:42:30,716 --> 00:42:34,469
I've been thinking about
what you said out there in the desert.

466
00:42:34,678 --> 00:42:38,014
Those people that you were trying
to scam, how much did they steal?

467
00:42:40,308 --> 00:42:43,729
North of a million
and a half bucks, I think.

468
00:42:43,937 --> 00:42:50,235
So, they have a million
and a half bucks somewhere.

469
00:42:50,444 --> 00:42:51,570
In what, cash?

470
00:42:51,778 --> 00:42:56,324
I don't... why are you asking me?

471
00:42:56,533 --> 00:42:58,452
I'm gonna rip them off.

472
00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:03,479
I like ripping off thieves because
they can't go to the cops.

473
00:43:03,665 --> 00:43:05,250
They have no recourse.

474
00:43:07,252 --> 00:43:09,588
You point me at
where they have their cash...

475
00:43:09,796 --> 00:43:13,383
- I'll pay you... uh, what do you call it?
- -A finder's fee.

476
00:43:13,592 --> 00:43:16,678
Call it 10 percent, 100 large.

477
00:43:19,431 --> 00:43:20,766
Wha...?

478
00:43:21,099 --> 00:43:23,310
Why would you come to me for that?

479
00:43:25,228 --> 00:43:29,065
You already tried ripping them off.
I'm gonna finish what you started.

480
00:43:29,274 --> 00:43:32,736
I wasn't trying to rip them off.
I just wanted their business.

481
00:43:32,944 --> 00:43:33,987
Okay.

482
00:43:34,196 --> 00:43:35,697
[Nacho chuckles]

483
00:43:36,281 --> 00:43:38,116
I don't know where their money is.

484
00:43:38,325 --> 00:43:40,243
Smart guy like you can figure it out.

485
00:43:40,452 --> 00:43:43,246
Find out what I need to know,
nobody gets hurt.

486
00:43:43,455 --> 00:43:45,665
We rip them off, easy money.

487
00:43:45,874 --> 00:43:49,377
Look, I'm a lawyer, not a criminal.

488
00:43:50,796 --> 00:43:52,422
[Chuckles]

489
00:43:54,007 --> 00:43:55,342
You are shitting me.

490
00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:57,344
I crossed a line.

491
00:43:57,552 --> 00:44:00,889
I made a mistake.
I'm not doing that again. Not ever.

492
00:44:01,097 --> 00:44:03,975
I got between you and tuco.

493
00:44:05,435 --> 00:44:07,604
Think you'd be here now
if I kept my mouth shut?

494
00:44:07,813 --> 00:44:11,650
And I appreciate that. I owe you.

495
00:44:11,858 --> 00:44:15,821
And if you're ever in trouble,
god forbid, legal trouble...

496
00:44:16,029 --> 00:44:19,950
I will be there 24/7 as a lawyer.

497
00:44:21,493 --> 00:44:24,871
- What's your angle?
- No angle. Heh.

498
00:44:26,331 --> 00:44:30,001
And I'm not saying anything about this
to anybody.

499
00:44:30,210 --> 00:44:32,712
As far as I'm concerned,
you're a client...

500
00:44:32,921 --> 00:44:34,381
This is a consultation...

501
00:44:34,589 --> 00:44:37,968
And everything you just told me
is privileged.

502
00:44:38,969 --> 00:44:40,595
You rat, you die.

503
00:44:40,804 --> 00:44:43,723
And that too. Yes.

504
00:45:06,454 --> 00:45:08,623
For when you figure out
you're in the game.

505
00:45:08,832 --> 00:45:12,586
I'm not in the game, I promise.

506
00:45:14,671 --> 00:45:16,214
[Chattering]

507
00:45:16,631 --> 00:45:18,800
[Nt]

508
00:45:33,982 --> 00:45:35,984
[Nt]