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OMG, LOL, we caught up the
Academy Award nominee

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Morgan Spurlock on the
red carpet last night.

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Check out that chick!

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But who's that fart
knocker she's with?

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I've heard about this dude,
he got famous just for, like,

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eating a lot for, like, 30 days.

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Really...

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Yeah.

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And once you're famous...

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I get eat more.

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No dumbass, you get chicks.

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Yeah, was gonna say that next.

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We should do that.

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Yeah, yeah,
was gonna say that next.

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This is the entry way...

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Is that 16 and pregnant?

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Maybe 13 and pregnant,
I don't know.

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Are doing pretty good,
usually on that show

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everyone's all poor and
living with their grandmas,

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and their mouths
are hanging open.

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- Yeah, yeah, really.

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And they're like,
living off my tax dollars.

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You know what I'm saying?

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It's not right.

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You don't have any tax dollars.

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Yeah.

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That counter looks like
it's made out of barf.

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- Yeah

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I think rich people do that,

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'cause then if you barf on it,

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You don't have to clean it up.

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Yeah, yeah.

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That's not how you make nachos.

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Yeah, that's not how you do it.

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You go to 7-eleven,

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And you get that little,

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That little paper thing,

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And then you
scoop the chips in there,

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And then you, squeeze out
the orange stuff on it.

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Yeah.

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This is the kids' play room.

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I found these kids
over at the park.

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I bring them nachos once a day.

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Yeah, and I make them
do my homework.

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One of our worries about
building such a big house

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Was that we'd lose our kids.

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When this guy talks,

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It's like his teeth
never come apart.

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One of our biggest fears

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With the new house was
losing our kids.

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It was more of an experiment.
I mean they'd never...

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it's really just an experiment.

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We had this crazy idea...

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Maybe he's like,
one of those ventriloquists.

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- Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah, they need to show
the doll, then.

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He's got his hand
up his wife's butt.

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I had to buy a waterfall
and a wood slide,

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I worked my whole damn life
to pay for all this crap.

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And, uh...

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Yeah, my wife makes me build
all this stuff.

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I'm miserable here, and...

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You can even see
Zion National Park.

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I tried to run away
to Zion National Park,

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But they saw me through
that damn telescope.

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Bye!

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So, like,
when do we get the chicks?

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How...
how does this work?

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We have to, like, only eat
at Burger World for 30 days.

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Like that Sherlock dude.

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Cool.

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How come we didn't
think of this before?

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We're gonna get
rich and famous just by eating.

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And score!

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Hey, Butt-head,
check it out.

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I already ate, like,
four burgers,

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Three fries...

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- And, six milkshakes.

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Cool.

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Ladies, beware.

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Yech.

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I don't feel so good.

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Yeah?

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Good.

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More chicks for me.

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See you in a month, baby.

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I'm full.
Why did we do this again?

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To get famous and get chicks.

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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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We need more food.

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Come on.

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What are you guys doing here?

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You're not working today.

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We're like, volunteering.

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Yes,
for the children, you know.

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- Okay, well,

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Why don't you
go clean the grill, and,

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The food's on the house, okay?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I feel kinda sexy.

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Yeah.

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We got it going on.

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Okay, don't think of
the letters on your tests

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As grades, so much as
friendly reminders

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To study more.

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Beavis, Butt-head,

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If it was up to me,
you could eat in class,

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But the school board
says you can't. M'kay?

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We have to.

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We're eating at Burger World
for a month

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So we can get famous.

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- Yeah, yeah.

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Like that Morgan Sherlock dude,
you know what I'm saying?

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Of course, you're
taking on corporate America

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To expose a very important issue
to your generation.

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Yeah.

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This is great.

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I'm so proud of you boys.

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So, does this mean that
we can eat in class too?

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No. Only Beavis and Butt-head
can eat in class.

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They're engaged in an act
of social protest,

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Shining a light on
the issue of teen obesity.

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We're eating in front of you.

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Yeah, you can't have any.

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Now, it's so important
that you get your message out.

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Martin,
maybe you can be part of this.

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No, I meant film
Beavis and Butt-head,

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And then post it online.

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Yeah, make a movie about us.

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The three of you
can all use this

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As your semester service
project. M'kay?

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- Yeah.

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Cool.

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We didn't bring enough
for everybody.

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So, what made you want to
shine a light

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On the issue of teen obesity?

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We wanted to get famous
and score.

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So, we, like, ate a lot of
Burger World food.

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- Yeah, yeah, so,

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Go ahead and nominate us
for some rewards,

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And,
then we can get some chicks.

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We ate a lot of
Burger World food.

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And now we're fat.

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No way.

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No one is gonna
super-size us.

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These guys need to be stopped.

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Fire up the jet!

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They're trying to make
gelato look exciting.

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Orange chocolate!

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Papaya!

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Snooki, how you doing?

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- Snooki, how you doin'?

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So when I meet a guy I'm
going to do a checklist.

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Ha ha.
Why not?

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- Is that guy a foreigner,
or a guido?

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I don't think they have
foreign guidos.

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What I would love to find
is a guido.

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Juice-head.

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Can I find that somewhere?

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'Cause I'm not gonna go
on match.com again.

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That's the world's fastest.

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- She met this dude on match.com,

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And then he put her to work.

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- Yeah, like, I have
all these qualities.

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- I have match for you,

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- You and this mop.

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- Go on date with floor.

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- Start to work faster!
Yeah!

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I leave you some work
to you guys! Yeah.

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My ideal guy.

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Snooki's idea man guido.

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- Idea-l.

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Tan guido juice-head gorilla.

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Big sense of humor.
Likes to party.

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Fist pumps...
A poem, by Snooki.

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Juice-heads and gorillas.

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By Snooki Polizzi.

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Our mission this week is
to find Nicole a guy.

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We gotta go to the beach,
we gotta go... everywhere.

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- Yeah, we can't...
- We gotta go to the gym...

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- Every day.
- Every day.

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- Every day, we gotta...
- Go to the gym...

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- Every day.
- Every day.

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How come they do that?

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- They thi it's adorable.

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- You know... you know,
I have a checklist, too,

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It's... Okay,

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She has to have
at least one boob.

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And...

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and... she has to be a girl.

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And...

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and it can't be my mom.

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I have the same list.

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But it, like, includes your mom.

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- Shut up, Butt-head!

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Boy.

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Boys,

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Here's some gift cards
to Taco Yummo.

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They have unlimited funds.
That means it's all-you-can-eat.

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Forever.
At Taco Yummo.

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Not Burger World.

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Cool.

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Now we'll score for sure.

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- Yeah, yeah.

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Are you sure about this, sir?
Those two can eat a lot.

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Believe me,
the cost is well worth it.

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Aw, they're making me sick.

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Fire up the jet!

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I gotta sit down.

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You there,

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All chicks get free tacos.

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- Yeah, want some nachos?

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It's all on me.

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You know,
nachos sound pretty good.

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Maybe even better than scoring.

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Yeah.

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More food for us.

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Taco Yummo rules.

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Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, Taco Yummo gets you fatter

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A lot quicker
than Burger World.

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These guys have to be stopped.

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I need my plane, and a stack
of gift cards to Weiner Shack.

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- I don't even understand

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What the problem is
with teen obesity.

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This is great.

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Yeah.

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Teen obesity kicks ass.

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I'll have, hash browns
and an egg muffin.

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You said "muff."

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Then you said "in."

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Damn it, Butt-head,
you were gone a long time!

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Yeah.
I took a big poop.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Look, can we get some service?

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Yeah, do you work here or what?

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Hey, Beavis,
I just thought of something.

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I'm at work, but like,
I wasn't working.

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I just got paid to take a dump.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Maybe they'd pay us
to go pee too.

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Only one way to find out.

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- Yeah, yeah.

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I'm still waiting
for my damn food!

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Is that Christ?

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What language is he speaking?

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I think it's Mexican.

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Heh, you know, Butt-head,

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You really shouldn't say that,
I'm sorry.

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Come on, you know better
than that.

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Yeah.

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It's Spanish.

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Wow! So Jesus
can speak Spanish?

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That's...

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That's really pretty
impressive, you know,

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'cause that's not easy
to learn a second language.

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You know,
not anybody can do that.

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It is a miracle.

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Yeah. Yeah, that Christ
is something else.

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I didn't know he had it
in him, you know?

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Yeah.

264
00:12:48,474 --> 00:12:53,678
He may look like a bum,
but he can do a lot.

265
00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:55,379
This guy's like...

266
00:12:55,381 --> 00:12:56,814
"Okay, everybody, check out
this new song

267
00:12:56,816 --> 00:12:58,849
I've been working on."

268
00:12:58,851 --> 00:13:00,151
"The beat kind of
goes like this."

269
00:13:03,256 --> 00:13:05,489
"Okay?"

270
00:13:05,491 --> 00:13:06,457
"Come on, everybody.
Come on."

271
00:13:06,459 --> 00:13:08,092
"Join in, yeah."

272
00:13:08,094 --> 00:13:09,860
"Come on, bang your cans
with me, come on."

273
00:13:14,434 --> 00:13:16,000
"and then, for the first verse,

274
00:13:16,002 --> 00:13:17,835
I was thinking of this."

275
00:13:25,278 --> 00:13:27,411
"And then, for the chorus,"

276
00:13:27,413 --> 00:13:30,147
Maybe...

277
00:13:31,784 --> 00:13:33,117
"Wait a minute.
Don't escape yet.

278
00:13:33,119 --> 00:13:34,719
I have one more verse.
Check this out."

279
00:13:42,562 --> 00:13:44,528
- They really hate this song,
don't they?

280
00:13:45,698 --> 00:13:47,598
- These people
would rather get shot

281
00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,233
Than listen to him anymore.

282
00:13:52,138 --> 00:13:54,171
I didn't think
he was that bad, you know?

283
00:13:55,174 --> 00:13:57,441
- I kind of like it.

284
00:14:10,323 --> 00:14:13,357
This is cool.

285
00:14:13,359 --> 00:14:16,327
Yeah.
Better than out there.

286
00:14:21,334 --> 00:14:23,768
I'll have a coffee...

287
00:14:25,337 --> 00:14:28,339
hello?

288
00:14:28,341 --> 00:14:30,141
Hello?

289
00:14:30,143 --> 00:14:32,043
Hello? Anyone there?

290
00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:33,310
Hello?

291
00:14:33,312 --> 00:14:35,413
What the hell's
going on around here?

292
00:14:37,784 --> 00:14:39,183
Come on, Butt-head,
let me sit down.

293
00:14:39,185 --> 00:14:42,787
No way.
This is mine.

294
00:14:42,789 --> 00:14:45,756
Damn it.
Let me see here.

295
00:14:45,758 --> 00:14:50,394
Nah.
This'll do.

296
00:14:50,396 --> 00:14:52,997
H, that's better.
Yeah.

297
00:14:52,999 --> 00:14:55,433
This is cool.

298
00:14:56,935 --> 00:14:59,270
I... I'm sorry.

299
00:14:59,272 --> 00:15:00,971
You're gonna have to
wait your turn, sir.

300
00:15:00,973 --> 00:15:04,041
Yeah.
Check it out.

301
00:15:04,043 --> 00:15:05,943
We're getting paid.

302
00:15:08,815 --> 00:15:11,048
I've been waiting a half hour.

303
00:15:11,050 --> 00:15:13,250
Screw this.
I'm going somewhere else.

304
00:15:20,927 --> 00:15:24,595
H, that's better.
I needed that.

305
00:15:25,932 --> 00:15:29,233
Yeah.
Bathroom breaks kick ass.

306
00:15:31,137 --> 00:15:33,637
No.
No, no, no, no, no.

307
00:15:33,639 --> 00:15:35,706
I want a milkshake.

308
00:15:35,708 --> 00:15:38,709
Let's go
to the bathroom, Beavis.

309
00:15:38,711 --> 00:15:42,046
I can't deal
with this right now.

310
00:15:47,075 --> 00:15:48,541
This is cool.

311
00:15:50,745 --> 00:15:54,380
Hello?
Anybody here?

312
00:15:54,382 --> 00:15:55,915
What the hell?

313
00:16:01,689 --> 00:16:03,222
Excuse me.

314
00:16:03,224 --> 00:16:05,391
We're gonna
be a while, so, you know...

315
00:16:05,393 --> 00:16:07,794
Just lock the door, Beavis.

316
00:16:07,796 --> 00:16:10,496
These damn people
won't stop bothering us!

317
00:16:10,498 --> 00:16:13,499
How are we supposed
to earn a living?

318
00:16:13,501 --> 00:16:15,335
Yeah, really.

319
00:16:19,540 --> 00:16:22,175
It's lunchtime, Beavis.

320
00:16:22,177 --> 00:16:23,176
Yeah.

321
00:16:23,178 --> 00:16:26,312
About time.

322
00:16:26,314 --> 00:16:27,981
Finally!

323
00:16:27,983 --> 00:16:29,649
I'll have a cheeseburger,
fries...

324
00:16:29,651 --> 00:16:30,917
- Yeah, yeah.
Cheeseburger.

325
00:16:30,919 --> 00:16:33,119
- Medium orange soda, no ice...
- Good idea.

326
00:16:34,889 --> 00:16:37,457
See ya later.

327
00:16:37,459 --> 00:16:39,592
Where are you going?

328
00:16:39,594 --> 00:16:41,928
- I'm working.

329
00:16:41,930 --> 00:16:44,063
- Hello?
- What's going on out there?

330
00:16:44,065 --> 00:16:46,566
- This is ridiculous.
- Man...

331
00:16:46,568 --> 00:16:47,834
- Beavis, Butt-head!

332
00:16:47,836 --> 00:16:49,802
Where are those two?

333
00:16:49,804 --> 00:16:51,604
Hey, are you gonna take
our order?

334
00:16:51,606 --> 00:16:53,673
Yes. Yes.
I'm so sorry.

335
00:16:53,675 --> 00:16:55,308
Just one moment, please.

336
00:16:55,310 --> 00:16:57,076
I will be right with
all of you, okay?

337
00:16:57,078 --> 00:16:58,611
Hurry up!

338
00:17:00,515 --> 00:17:03,950
- Beavis, Butt-head,
open this door right now!

339
00:17:03,952 --> 00:17:06,419
- We're taking a dump, sir.
I'm sorry.

340
00:17:06,421 --> 00:17:08,321
- You're gonna have
to wait your turn.

341
00:17:08,323 --> 00:17:12,191
- Yeah.
We need some privacy.

342
00:17:12,193 --> 00:17:16,429
- We're going to the bathroom,
buttmunch.

343
00:17:18,532 --> 00:17:20,800
What are you two doing?

344
00:17:20,802 --> 00:17:23,136
We had to use
the bathroom, sir.

345
00:17:23,138 --> 00:17:25,805
They said you've been
in there for a half hour!

346
00:17:25,807 --> 00:17:28,841
Well, I think the food
here gave us diarrhea, sir.

347
00:17:28,843 --> 00:17:31,444
- It always does.

348
00:17:31,446 --> 00:17:34,247
Look, I don't care how bad
you have to go to the bathroom,

349
00:17:34,249 --> 00:17:36,683
You get back to work
right now, or you're fired!

350
00:17:36,685 --> 00:17:38,084
Wait just a minute.

351
00:17:38,086 --> 00:17:40,653
I'm a lawyer for the Labor
Safety Organization.

352
00:17:40,655 --> 00:17:42,055
God...

353
00:17:42,057 --> 00:17:43,690
So what?

354
00:17:43,692 --> 00:17:44,957
These workers have the right
to take

355
00:17:44,959 --> 00:17:46,893
As long of a bathroom break
as they need.

356
00:17:46,895 --> 00:17:49,228
Really?

357
00:17:49,230 --> 00:17:50,730
Yeah. It's the law.

358
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,833
The law rules.

359
00:17:53,835 --> 00:17:54,834
Well... I...

360
00:17:54,836 --> 00:17:57,437
Well, I'm sorry.

361
00:17:57,439 --> 00:17:59,272
I wasn't aware of that then.

362
00:17:59,274 --> 00:18:01,007
Can you get my order now?

363
00:18:01,009 --> 00:18:02,575
We've been waiting
for a long time here!

364
00:18:02,577 --> 00:18:04,077
Come on already!

365
00:18:04,079 --> 00:18:05,978
Yes, yes, of course.

366
00:18:05,980 --> 00:18:07,680
I'm so sorry, everybody.

367
00:18:07,682 --> 00:18:09,215
Okay, Beavis,
take the register.

368
00:18:09,217 --> 00:18:10,583
Butt-head,
you get in the kitchen.

369
00:18:10,585 --> 00:18:13,019
No.

370
00:18:13,021 --> 00:18:14,854
We're on our bathroom break.

371
00:18:14,856 --> 00:18:17,390
Yeah, it's the law.

372
00:18:19,494 --> 00:18:20,593
Poop!

373
00:18:23,765 --> 00:18:25,298
Where's my burgers?

374
00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:26,933
Okay, I'm so sorry.

375
00:18:26,935 --> 00:18:28,267
I will get your order
in just a moment.

376
00:18:28,269 --> 00:18:31,137
I ordered a vanilla shake,
not strawberry!

377
00:18:31,139 --> 00:18:33,940
Okay. I apologize.
Let me fix that.

378
00:18:33,942 --> 00:18:36,843
I just...
Okay...

379
00:18:36,845 --> 00:18:39,345
I'll clean that...
Mop. Where...

380
00:18:39,347 --> 00:18:41,314
Okay, everyone,
just bear with me, okay?

381
00:18:41,316 --> 00:18:42,615
I... I... I just...

382
00:18:45,019 --> 00:18:46,819
I'll take your order
in just a moment, sir.

383
00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:49,889
I just need to get
these fries in, and then...

384
00:18:49,891 --> 00:18:51,691
Where's the manager?

385
00:18:51,693 --> 00:18:54,026
I gotta go to the bathroom
so bad. I...

386
00:18:54,028 --> 00:18:56,129
I'll be right back.

387
00:18:56,131 --> 00:18:57,597
- Right back

388
00:18:57,599 --> 00:19:00,133
- Where are you going?
- No.

389
00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:13,446
Excuse me, sir.
How we doing today?

390
00:19:13,448 --> 00:19:15,014
Please go back inside.

391
00:19:15,016 --> 00:19:16,449
I'll be there in just a minute.

392
00:19:16,451 --> 00:19:19,085
Okay, sir, why don't you
go ahead and put it away,

393
00:19:19,087 --> 00:19:21,954
Zip it up, and put your hands
against the wall.

394
00:19:21,956 --> 00:19:24,624
No, I... I'm the manager here,
Okay?

395
00:19:24,626 --> 00:19:25,792
We've had a problem...

396
00:19:25,794 --> 00:19:29,295
Sir, hands against the wall,
feet apart, now!

397
00:19:29,297 --> 00:19:31,764
You cannot do that here.
That's public urination.

398
00:19:31,766 --> 00:19:34,667
Look, if you would just go...
God!

399
00:19:34,669 --> 00:19:36,769
And that's indecent exposure.

400
00:19:36,771 --> 00:19:39,739
We got a 311 at Burger World.
We're gonna need backup.

401
00:19:42,110 --> 00:19:45,511
Work kicks ass.

402
00:19:45,513 --> 00:19:47,046
Yeah, yeah.

403
00:19:47,048 --> 00:19:49,148
You punched in, right?

404
00:19:49,150 --> 00:19:50,817
Yeah, yeah.

405
00:19:50,819 --> 00:19:54,287
I'm gonna see if I can,
like, get more hours now...

406
00:19:54,289 --> 00:19:55,822
If it's gonna be like this

407
00:19:55,824 --> 00:19:58,991
This is cool.

408
00:19:59,305 --> 00:20:59,922
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