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CLOSING TIME

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There's a sound that's rumblin' deep
inside, a hunger from coast to coast.

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Hunger for peace and brotherhood,
hunger for food that's really good

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Hey Beavis, isn't there something
we're supposed to do tonight?

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Watch TV?

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I think we're supposed to like,
leave the house.

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- Is there another monster truck show?
- No, I would've remembered that.

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And an appetite for food
that's pretty good.

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So go outside and make a friend,
take them by the hand

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to Burger World, the fast
food promised land!

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- Burger World...
- Burger World!

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Tha's it! We're supposed
to like, go to work!

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That sucks!

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No Beavis, guess what
shift we have!

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Late shift!

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Hey, it's one of those
pork... pine... cones... things.

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And it's about
to be run over!

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Hit it! Hit it! Hit it!

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Whoa, look that
giant teddy bear.

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A giant titty bar?
Where? Where? Where?

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No, butthole!
A teddy bear.

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Oh yeah... look, he's kicking ass!
Kick him! Yeah, kick him! Get him! Get him!

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That was cool!

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Hey Butt-Head, check
it out, a giant moth!

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Bug spray rules!

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How like, when you see a fly
and you, like, spray it in mid air.

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And it falls on the ground and it goes:

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That's pretty cool, Beavis!

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Can you do,
like, a locust?

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Yeah, check this out.

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Now for my
next trick:

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This is a slug after you pour salt on it.

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You're pretty cool
sometimes, Beavis.

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Yeah, thanks.

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- Whoa, that looks cool!
- Yeah, yeah.

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That was pretty cool!

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Hey Butt-Head, check out these
nightcrawlers I found in the parking lot.

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Nightcrawler!

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Bring forth
the sacrificial worms!

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And now, to make
the seasoned curly fries!

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- I'll give you a quarter if you eat one.
- No way Butt-Head,

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these are for
the next customer.

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Dude, there isn't gonna
be another customer.

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It's closing time.
You know what that means?

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Burger Tag!

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You're it, dude.

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Whoa! That was cool!

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One quarter-pound
World Burger with cheese!

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Cool!
One chocolate shake!

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- One family pack of chicken nuggets!
- One large cola!

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Would you like some fries
to go with that, sir?

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Yeah! Yeah!

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We're, like, closed.

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I am not a customer.

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I'm from the health inspector's office,
my name is Harry Buddisker.

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Buttwhisker?

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Harry Buttwhisker.

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Boys, I normally
don't come out this late,

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but tonight alone I have received
several complaints about this restaurant.

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For example: how do
you explain this mess?

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There seems to be a problem
with the ceiling fan.

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Well, with just one look,
I can tell you right now

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this place is gonna get shut
down for at least a few days.

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Well, I've counted 37
health violations

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and I'm willing to bet they were all
caused during your shift.

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Say, something sure smells good!

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That would be our
seasoned curly fries, sir.

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Hand picked.

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Well, you know,
I am kinda hungry,

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and I'd hate to see you throw
all that good food away.

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Maybe I can cut you a little break
in exchange for some of those fries?

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We also have a few
dozen extra burgers.

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No thanks.

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They've probably been sitting at room
temperature long enough to get worms.

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Well, boys, here's a copy
of the paperwork.

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I'll be in contact with your manager
tomorrow morning.

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In the mean time, this restaurant
is to remain closed.

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And all the food is hereby
declared unservable.

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- What does that mean?
- It means you can do whatever

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you want with it, as long as
you don't serve it to the customers.

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Burger war!

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Whoa, check out this frog.

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Yeah! Frogs are cool!

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Hey Butt-Head, see if
there's a baseball game on.

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No way, Beavis.

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- This chick's almost naked.
- Yeah! Yeah! Cool!

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Yeah, let's watch this.

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How come this chick is
hanging around with that frog?

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Because, haven't you ever heard of about
that thing, if you make out with a frog

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you turn into Prince?

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Really?

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- You mean like, Fresh Prince?
- No, buttmunch!

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Whoa, he's wrapping
his tongue around her.

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I can see that, Butt-Head.

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This is the coolest
of all frogs.

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There is none higher.

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I've never seen a frog this cool.

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Me neither.

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And I've seen a lot of frogs come and go.

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Yeah.

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What the hell?

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If I ever get my hands
on the punks who did this!

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Say, something smells good!

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Try the curly fries!

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That was cool.

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