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FOREIGN EXCHANGE

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Class, please welcome Hiroshi Nakiyama

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our visiting exchange
student from Japan.

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Because of his limited
language skills

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Hiro needs a special kind of chaperone

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to help guide him through the
maze of our American culture.

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"Maze, you call it corn".

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You're paying attention!

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- Wuss.
- Shut up, asswipe.

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Beavis and Butt-Head,

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you look like you could use a
positive after school experience.

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If all goes well, you might
even receive a passing grade

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and not have to attend
summer school this year.

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This guy is foreign.

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He's one of those
foreign exchange students.

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Have you ever
noticed that, like,

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everytime one of those exchange
students says something

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- everybody thinks it's funny?
- Yeah.

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That's 'cause
they talk funny.

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- Is this guy gonna sing?
- Yeah.

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Hey Beavis...

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check this out.

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What is this?

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I bet this kid
gets all the chicks.

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Everytime chicks see a kid like
that on TV, it's like, they all go:

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Is this kid, like,
a foreigner?

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No, buttmunch! He's just too
young to know how to talk yet.

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No way, Butt-Head. I knew how
to talk, like, right when I was born.

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Really?

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- That's pretty cool!
- Yeah. I said:

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"First, I, like, want
something to eat

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and then I'm gonna take a dump".
It was cool.

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Wait a minute, Beavis.

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I thought you flunked kindergarten
'cause you didn't know how to talk.

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You mean, like, talking out loud?
That's a whole 'nother story, Butt-Head.

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This is where people, like, buy stuff.

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You can buy, like...

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You can buy, like, uh...

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stuff.

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Man overboard!

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I'll go out to try.

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Go for it, dude,
it's a free country.

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Observe, gentlemen, more
than four shoe stores...

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Whoa!

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That was cool!

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Yeah.
That was a mega loog!

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That was a lot of
liquid refreshment.

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I'm enjoying traditional
American use activities.

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Got this souvenir hibachi
right after V-J Day.

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Boy, I couldn't wait to get back
stateside after the nightmare of Bataan.

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Cool.

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Hey Beavis...

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here comes
my sinker ball.

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Cool.

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I don't like to talk
about the old days.

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We were just men doing
a job that men had to do.

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Where am I?
What happened?

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Colonel Hymoto!
As commander of P.O.W.

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I demand that you remove these
bamboo shoots from under my fingernails

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and take this bag of rats out of my
head for the duration of our conversation!

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Our boys have established the beach head!
There is no way out for you bastards.

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Whoa! Anderson is
having a flashback.

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- That's cool!
- Cool?

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Cool? Hell, it must be 100 degrees
in this frickin' tiger cage!

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Hello? How do you do?

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Don't shoot!
Don't shoot!

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Chill out, dude,
we're not gonna shoot you.

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Not today.

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Marines! Boy, am I
glad to see you!

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You dont know how long
I've been waiting for you boys.

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- Who you trying to get crazy with ése?
- Yeah.

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Don't you know I'm loco?

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- Who you trying to get crazy with ése?
- Shut up, gringo!

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- This is cool ése.
- Yeah. This rules...

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Gringo!

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'Cause a n**** like me is going insane.
Insane in the membrane...

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Insane in the membrane!

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A brother like me
is going insane.

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Insane in the membrane. In the brain.

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In the brain.
Insane in the membrain.

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Shut up, ése!

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Don't ruin this video.

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That looks cool!

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How does he do that?

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A n**** like me is going insane...

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Insane in a membrane.

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Insane in a membrane.

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Insane in a membrane

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I thank you fol a
vely enjoyable visit.

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- Veabis and Butt-Head.
- You're pretty cool, Hiro.

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Yeah.

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Thanks to us.

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Later, dude!

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For old times' sake...
Time to go flog dolphin!

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That little girl farted.

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Yeah, yeah.

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That's cool.

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Yeah. That's a tough act to follow.

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That's pretty cool.

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Who are these guys?

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Who are these guys?

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Yes, yes!
Stomp on it!

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- Yeah! Break it! I hate those things!
- Yeah! Those things suck!

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He's holding a wiener!

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You know that video about
that guy who lost his penis?

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- He should watch this video.
- That's not his penis, Beavis.

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His Beavis, penis.

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- Penis, Beavis.
- Shut up, Butt-Head!

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- Penis, Beavis, Uranus.
- Shut up!

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Shut up, Butt-Head.
I'll kick your ass!

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At least my name doesn't
rhyme with penis.

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Shut up, Butt-Head...
Your mom's a slut.

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Beavis, we weren't
talking about my mom.

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We're talking about how your
name sounds like "penis".

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