FOREIGN EXCHANGE
Class, please welcome Hiroshi Nakiyama
our visiting exchange student from Japan.
Because of his limited language skills
Hiro needs a special kind of chaperone
to help guide him through the maze of our American culture.
"Maze, you call it corn".
You're paying attention!
- Wuss. - Shut up, asswipe.
Beavis and Butt-Head,
you look like you could use a positive after school experience.
If all goes well, you might even receive a passing grade
and not have to attend summer school this year.
-== [ www.OpenSubtitles.com ] ==-
This guy is foreign.
He's one of those foreign exchange students.
Have you ever noticed that, like,
everytime one of those exchange students says something
- everybody thinks it's funny? - Yeah.
That's 'cause they talk funny.
- Is this guy gonna sing? - Yeah.
Hey Beavis...
check this out.
What is this?
I bet this kid gets all the chicks.
Everytime chicks see a kid like that on TV, it's like, they all go:
Is this kid, like, a foreigner?
No, buttmunch! He's just too young to know how to talk yet.
No way, Butt-Head. I knew how to talk, like, right when I was born.
Really?
- That's pretty cool! - Yeah. I said:
"First, I, like, want something to eat
and then I'm gonna take a dump". It was cool.
Wait a minute, Beavis.
I thought you flunked kindergarten 'cause you didn't know how to talk.
You mean, like, talking out loud? That's a whole 'nother story, Butt-Head.
This is where people, like, buy stuff.
You can buy, like...
You can buy, like, uh...
stuff.
Man overboard!
I'll go out to try.
Go for it, dude, it's a free country.
Observe, gentlemen, more than four shoe stores...
Whoa!
That was cool!
Yeah. That was a mega loog!
That was a lot of liquid refreshment.
I'm enjoying traditional American use activities.
Got this souvenir hibachi right after V-J Day.
Boy, I couldn't wait to get back stateside after the nightmare of Bataan.
Cool.
Hey Beavis...
here comes my sinker ball.
Cool.
I don't like to talk about the old days.
We were just men doing a job that men had to do.
Where am I? What happened?
Colonel Hymoto! As commander of P.O.W.
I demand that you remove these bamboo shoots from under my fingernails
and take this bag of rats out of my head for the duration of our conversation!
Our boys have established the beach head! There is no way out for you bastards.
Whoa! Anderson is having a flashback.
- That's cool! - Cool?
Cool? Hell, it must be 100 degrees in this frickin' tiger cage!
Hello? How do you do?
Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
Chill out, dude, we're not gonna shoot you.
Not today.
Marines! Boy, am I glad to see you!
You dont know how long I've been waiting for you boys.
- Who you trying to get crazy with ése? - Yeah.
Don't you know I'm loco?
- Who you trying to get crazy with ése? - Shut up, gringo!
- This is cool ése. - Yeah. This rules...
Gringo!
'Cause a n**** like me is going insane. Insane in the membrane...
Insane in the membrane!
A brother like me is going insane.
Insane in the membrane. In the brain.
In the brain. Insane in the membrain.
Shut up, ése!
Don't ruin this video.
That looks cool!
How does he do that?
A n**** like me is going insane...
Insane in a membrane.
Insane in a membrane
I thank you fol a vely enjoyable visit.
- Veabis and Butt-Head. - You're pretty cool, Hiro.
Yeah.
Thanks to us.
Later, dude!
For old times' sake... Time to go flog dolphin!
That little girl farted.
Yeah, yeah.
That's cool.
Yeah. That's a tough act to follow.
That's pretty cool.
Who are these guys?
Yes, yes! Stomp on it!
- Yeah! Break it! I hate those things! - Yeah! Those things suck!
He's holding a wiener!
You know that video about that guy who lost his penis?
- He should watch this video. - That's not his penis, Beavis.
His Beavis, penis.
- Penis, Beavis. - Shut up, Butt-Head!
- Penis, Beavis, Uranus. - Shut up!
Shut up, Butt-Head. I'll kick your ass!
At least my name doesn't rhyme with penis.
Shut up, Butt-Head... Your mom's a slut.
Beavis, we weren't talking about my mom.
We're talking about how your name sounds like "penis".
Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/7y96z Help other users to choose the best subtitles