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YOUNG, GIFTED,
& CRUDE

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Shut up, or I will kill you!
Do you understand?

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Shut up or I will
physically kill you!

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It's test time, mutants.

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By order of the National Skills
Utilisation Attitude Testing Facility.

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This sucks!

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Let's copy each other.

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"Scott, Mary, Hafez and Wai Lin are
deciding how to share two offices

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at the American Civil Liberties Union.

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Hafez is a non-smoker

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and Mary needs a window because
she is allergic to recycled office air.

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Scott can't be near
Wai Lin, who eats meat...

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We're done.

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Of course you are boys,
of course you are.

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This is cool.
This is cool. Cool.

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Cool.

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Hey Butt-Head! Butt-Head, Butt-Head!

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- What, what?
- Come here, quick!

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This is cool.

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Butt-Head, come here, quick!

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- What?
- Cool.

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Check this out Butt-Head,
this is cool.

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- Is there a naked chick?
- No, but check it out, this is cool.

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- It is?
- Yeah, yeah. Oh wait, check it out.

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Beavis...

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what are you talkin' about?

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Well, check it out, see, see?

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This guy has, like, one of those
dog things on his neck. That's cool.

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Then check this out,
check this out...

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this guy's about to stab this guy, see,
he got a spear. He's chasin' him...

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Yeah yeah, Get him!
Get him! Get him! Yes! YES!

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Damn it, Beavis!

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This is so cool!

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You got me out of the bathroom
to see a dog collar?

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It's pretty cool, huh?

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What's wrong with you, Beavis?

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I don't know.

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Cool! This rules!
It rules!

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Hey Butt-Head, now check this out, see,
check it out, this guy's chasin' him...

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Stab him! Stab him!

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Damn it, Beavis!

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You're not supposed to get
me out of the bathroom

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unless it's like, a
naked chick or something.

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But even like, if this video really
does suck, I bet you forgot to wipe.

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Shut up, Beavis.

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Beavis and Butt-Head's
test scores

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are in the nation's
top percentile!

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They're going to
the gifted class!

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We're gifted.

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Welcome, I'm Tanya.
It's exciting to have you.

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You're here because you're special.
We don't believe in structure here.

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The only rules are respect
the feelings of others

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and remember, we
are all creative beings.

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Any questions?

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Can I go whiz?

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I got to drain my lizard.

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Your language is so raw and vital.

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Perhaps you'd like to
join up the poetry group?

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Beautiful, delicate flower,
fluffy petals of loviness.

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How tragic is your sacrifice
on the altar of man's greed.

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Wasn't that beautiful?

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No.

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These young people
are writing a story

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based on their game "Swords & Sorcery".

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Tell Beavis and Butt-Head about
your character, Helena.

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I'm an elven cleric named Glendle,

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I have two runed stones and a druid
ring I found in an Orc stronghold,

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I have twelve hit points and a charmed
long staff and a cloak of invisibility...

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Hey Beavis...

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I got a "charmed long staff".

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Martin, tell them
about your project.

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I doubt they'd
understand, Tanya.

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But if they must know, I've created a
program based on an "Dr. Who" episode.

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By stimulating the cortex in the posturial
perisylvian sector of my brain

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I will increase my
intelligence by 20%.

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Fascinating.

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The capital of France is Jupiter.
1 plus 1 is 37.

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Carry on, my wayward soooon!

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Now he's gifted.

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That was cool.

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So, now you seein' what these
gifted young people are doing.

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What special project would you like to do?

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Make lots of money.

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Wonderful!
Run a business!

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What did you have in mind?

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Give me ten bucks and I'll tell you.

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- Scummy people.
- Yeah. Scummy people are cool.

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Slimy people.

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Slimy people rule!

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Did you hear that, Beavis?

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- What, what, what?
- He said "devil's johnson!".

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No way Butt-Head,

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- they don't let 'em say that stuff on TV.
- Well, he just said it.

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No way, Butt-Head,
he must've said "Don Johnson".

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She's smoking on
the devil's johnson...

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He said it again!

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I heard it.
He keeps saying it again.

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He said it again!
He keeps saying it again! And again!

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Maybe he's saying
"Magic Johnson".

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I got a magic johnson.

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Beavis' magic johnson...

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- it disappears into his hand!
- Shut up, Butt-Head!

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We were so lonely,
my dears, without you!

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Please don't run from us again!

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We're going to suspend
humiliating these cruds

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to welcome
a new student.

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Idiots, meet Martin.

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He's just come down from
the gifted class.

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How does that
make all of you feel?

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What's all that crap
on the newspaper?

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I think that's like,
words and stuff.

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Check it out, Beavis,
it's one of those Lavatory Retrievers.

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Hey Butt-Head. How come, like,
when you go to the dentist

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sometimes they call the bathroom
the laboratory?

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I don't know.

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Maybe it's 'cause, like, that's where the
dentist goes when he inspects your nads.

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Your dentist inspects your nads?

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Yeah, yeah.
Doesn't yours?

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No. That's what the doctor
does, Beavis.

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My dentist always looks
at my nads.

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I have full coverage.

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