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THE CRUSH

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And it now appears that the explosion not
only killed everyone inside the building...

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Toxic debris from the blast
may have settled in the reservoir

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poisoning the entire
county's water supply.

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No, that's not it.
Change it.

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And the authorities said

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there simply hasn't been a bridge disaster
like this in all of human history.

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As many as two dozen vehicles

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were sent plunging
into the icy depths.

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And we've just received word
that the list may include a busload

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- That isn't it.
- of missionaries...

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And we can now confirm

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that the roof collapse here at
the MegaDome has trapped

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all fifty thousand
sport fans within.

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These are simply folk
like you and me

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who bargained for nothing more than
an afternoon of tractor pull excitement.

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- That's it. That's it.
- How many of those

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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- innocent fans survived,

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if any, may not be known
for hours or even days.

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But the carnage, the
tragedy, the heartbreak,

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the misery, the sorrow, the waste,

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the human suffering
are incomprehensible...

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It's hammer time.

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You can't touch this.

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Can't touch this.

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Touch this!

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I can't touch this.

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I can't watch this.

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This is stupid.

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And it sucks, too.

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Look at these
special effects.

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These special effects suck.

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You have to spit when
you talk, Beavis?

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I always try to hock
a loogie when I talk.

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You just spit in my
eye, assmunch.

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- Is this Pat Nebatar?
- Yeah.

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She's that chick that had sexual
intercourse with Dan Henley.

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Goodbye to you.

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Goodbye to glue!

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Goodbye to poo!

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Goodbye to poo!

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"Call now for live
one-on-one conversations".

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"Share your intimate
thoughts!"

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"$ 1.95 per minute".

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"Must be 18 or older".

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Hey Beavis, if we had
a dollar and 95

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we could call and share
our intimate thoughts.

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We could tell her
that she sucks.

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This chick's name is...

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T'Pau.

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Yeah. That's Spanish
for "this sucks".

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He's dressed up like that
dude on the dollar.

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You got what I need

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but you say he's
just a friend

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- I'm pretty cool.
- Oh, baby! You...

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got what I need...

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Amadeus Markie.

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What?

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Hey Beavis...

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I'm gonna get me one of those gold
 chains to put around my neck.

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- Me too.
- I would look pretty cool huh?

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These nachos are good.

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Nachos rule.

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Hey Butt-Head... check it out.

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Cool.

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Where's the preschoolers at

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who parked their sucky
little trikes in my space?

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lf my arm wasn't so sore
from my new tattoo,

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l'd smear both your asses
all over the parking lot.

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Cool.

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Give me your cherry
Fruity Whips and those nachos

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and l might not shove these
handlebars up your butt.

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Okay.

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Todd's cool!

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l think he likes us.

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Yeah. Let's go hang with him.

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Hi, excuse me.

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We're playing over on the courts there

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and the music is kind of getting
in the way of our concentration.

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- Any chance of getting it turned down?
- No.

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Yeah, l was just wondering, because
l really dont see why you can't

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enjoy your rock music at
a slightly lower volume.

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All right, thanks a bunch.
Have a real nice day, okay?

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Why didn't Todd kick
that guy's ass?

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He's gonna kick his ass later
when his girlfriend's watching.

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Hey, it's those punks from Qwik-Mart.

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Kindergarten get out
early today, girls?

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That's pretty funny.

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What do you fuzz-nuts want?

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We came down, 'cause...

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We want to hang with you.

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Can we join
your gang?

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Sure you can join, man...

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But you gotta take the entrance
exam first. Are you ready?

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Hey Slade, let's help
them cram for the exam.

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No way.

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You guys ready
for the exam?

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l guess so.

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You guys don't seem too excited.
You pumped?

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All right, then.
lt's exam time.

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That's cool!

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This chick has
a good attitude.

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That guy has bigger
boobs than she does.

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- Maybe we should touch them.
- It's a dude, Beavis!

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Oh yeah.

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I forgot.

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He does have
big boobs, though.

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Those are some
dudes holding their rods.

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That's pretty cool.

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She should put her
address on the screen

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so we know where to go,
so we can touch her.

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Why would you need a "dress"?

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- You're some kind of... transformer?
- No, Beavis. Not a dress. An address!

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You're stupid, Beavis.

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Well girls, me and
Slade's been talking

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and we just dont think you're quite
ready to join the gang, man.

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l really wanted to take you,
but Slade said no, man. Sorry.

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But if you guys want to try again

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come back to the park next week.
And bring some gas money next time.

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l knew he liked us.

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Todd's cool.

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She wants something...

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Is that Dianne Reeves?

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Yeah!

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Depeche Mode is French
for "We are wussies".

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Yeah.

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I feel you...

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Don't feel me, dude.

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You can see parts
of her thingies.

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This is the morning
of our love!

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- Yes!
- Yes!

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Yes! Yes!

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No! No!
Show the chick!

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- Yes!
- Yes!

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No! No!
No, this sucks!

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He's looking at you, Beavis.

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He wants you.

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No way!

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Tattoos are pretty cool.

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For a wussy.

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