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TRUE CRIME

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Banks are cool.

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Yeah. That's where
they keep all the money.

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"Substantial penalty for
early withdrawal".

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Please remove card.

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Cool! It's one of
those money machines!

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Hey, somebody left the card.
Shove it in Butt-Head.

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No way, you shove it in.

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Thank you. Please
enter password.

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Hey Beavis, how
do you spell "chode"?

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Check this out.

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using First Homeowners.

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Check it out, Butt-Head.

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- That was pretty cool.
- Yeah. Thanks.

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This is cool!

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Yeah, yeah. It rules!
It rules! It rules!

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Yeah. Right on, Beavis.

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- These guys are cool.
- Yeah. It kicks butt!

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It kicks ass!
It kicks ass!

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- Rock on, Beavis!
- Yeah, yeah!  Rock!

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Check it out.

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They put that dude in a fence!

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Fences are cool.

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Especially
electric fences.

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When I was little and had no
sense/I took a whiz on an electric fence.

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It hurt so bad/it shocked my balls/
Then I took a crap in my overalls!

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- Whoa! That was pretty cool!
- Yeah, yeah.

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Whoa! His eyes
are sewn shut.

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He must have seen something
so horrible, like, his eyeballs melted.

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Maybe he saw that
Winger video.

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Yeah! Yeah!

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Maybe we should
go buy something.

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Like what?

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Good evening and welcome to
"America's Most Hated".

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What you are about to see

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- is a crime so heinous...
- Anus?

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so repulsive, so actual, it may shake
your very faith in human nature!

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What we are about to show you is
actual video tape of the actual crime...

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This sucks!

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I wanna see some domestic disputes.

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... show these criminals actually
robbing one of the ready-tellers.

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A victimless crime?
No way.

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I stepped away from the Keno table,
Bob, then those creeps attacked me.

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Took that bank card
right out of my wallet.

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- Bust them!
- Yeah. Give those guys the chair!

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The chair!
The chair!

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The chair!

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What I don't get is how they
figured out my password:

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BALLS, how did they
know I was a pro?

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One frightened eye witness

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a cleaning woman who
concealed herself behind

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a trashbin, was willing to
tell us what she saw.

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One of them was a real ugly
fella, Bob. Kept scratching his butt.

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This tall-tale gesture may eventually
lead police to the robber's liar.

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They should pay
for their crimes.

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Our America's Most Hated
crime artists have created

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sketches of what we believe
these two look like.

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If you have any information
about these career criminals

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please dial our
information hotline.

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Hey Butt-Head, let's call and
say we know those guys.

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Maybe there is a reward.

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Authorities remained baffled in their
search for two mysterious robbers

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who seem to have dropped
completly out of sight.

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Tonight, we recreate exactly what might
have occured that terrible night.

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What you are about to see is a
dramatization by professional thespians.

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"Professional lesbians"?

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Travis, check it out. Another cash
machine ripe for the picking.

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These cash machines are the best thing
that ever happened to criminals like us.

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I can practically
smell the cash.

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They should arrest
those lesbians.

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Yeah. Use the taser,
the taser.

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Zap him!
Zap him in the butt.

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Who are these monsters?

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Well, it is not clear if these thiefs work
on a national or international scope.

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It is known that they are wily
and they are dangerous.

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- Cool.
- Yeah!

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Wait a minute!

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This isn't cool.

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- This sucks!
- Yeah.

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Who is this?

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- Is this Manute Bol?
- Yeah.

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That dude can slam dunk
without even jumping.

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Yeah.

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It's too bad he
can't sing.

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Yeah.

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Maybe this isn't
Manute Bol.

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Yeah. Manute Bol sings better than this.

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- This man has lipstick on!
- Yeah.

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This is scary.

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Can I sleep at your house tonight?

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I don't know. I'll ask my
mom's boyfriend.

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Ah, nevermind.

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Sometimes I dont know if I'm coming back.

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"Coppers" is filmed live on location with
the men and women of law enforcement.

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All suspects are considered innocent
until proven guilty in a court of law.

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Whoa!
Check out that neighborhood!

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I've been there.

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Ok, now remember to take
out the big guy first.

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He's armed and completely irrational.

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- Ok move! Move! Move!
- Let's go, let's go!

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- Hey Beavis, did you hear something?
- Yeah, I thought it was you.

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- Don't move!
- Get your hands up!

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- Hands on your heads, now!
- Now.

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Those two guys don't look anything
like those lesbians they were after.

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Shut up, Butt-Head. They're
gonna use the taser! The taser!

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Are there, like, pills you
can take for that?

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Yeah! Yeah!
That would be cool!

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I have a bad feeling
about this video.

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Me too.

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This is just another bunch
of British mama's boys.

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Where is Britain?

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I think it's like, somewhere near English.

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Yeah. That's where everyone
talks like a wuss.

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Yeah.

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"I believe I will go
spank my monkey".

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Me too.

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