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BALL BREAKERS

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Rod has a two stroke lead.

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A what?

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All he has to do
is put it in the hole

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to become the master champ.

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He said "master".

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Let's hex him!

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- Miss!
- Yeah! Miss! Miss!

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- Miss!  Miss!
- Miss!  Miss!

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I don't believe it!

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Check it out,
it's that fat dude who's always

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on the cover with
those cool newspapers.

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Molly says: "Burt really
doesn't have a wiener".

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- Those newspapers are cool.
- Yeah.

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Hey Beavis...

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I heard that, like, Robert
Plant isn't really dead.

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No way, Butt-Head,
this guy like, like got old, fat,

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and like, died on the toilet.

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That's pretty cool.

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- That's the way I wanna go.
- Yeah.

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That's like, that's like how I always go.

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Except, you know,
when I'm outside and stuff.

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What are you talking about, Beavis?

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I forgot.

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This is cool.

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Yeah. The sideburns.
are cool too.

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- That jumpsuit is pretty cool.
- Yeah.

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I'ma grow some sideburns like that.

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You couldn't grow
sideburns like that!

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- You are to much of a wuss!
- Shut up Butt-Head!

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I can kick your ass!

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Hurry up, Butt-Head,
I wanna turn.

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Bowling is cool.

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Okay, your turn.

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But close your eyes,
it's better.

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Yessir, me and my lucky ball here

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gonna walk away
with the crown this year.

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In fact, I feel so good,
I'm gonna grab myself a tall cold one.

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Dude, I thought you gonna
add another hole to that ball.

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Did you break it?

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I don't think so.

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I meant the bowling ball!

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That would be cool. I heard
they got plutonium in the thinner.

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Are you stupid, Beavis?
That's golf balls.

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Hey, I heard psychos
make bowling balls.

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And they hide their
victims body parts in 'em

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Pretty heavy bag for
only having one ball.

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Who in the hell
grab my ball?

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Heads are gonna roll if I don't
get my lucky ball back right now!

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One...

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Two... Three...

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This bowling ball isn't
human, it doesn't feel pain!

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It can't be reasoned with!

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Hey, Butt-Head... I got
these killer M-8s from Mexico.

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Cool.

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Dude you should start
wearing a cup.

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Get up, you wuss.

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Let's stuff the ball with firecrackers
and drop it from the roof.

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We're there, dude.

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I hope there is
a human head inside.

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Or maybe a human butt.

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And what about all those
people on the sidewalk?

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Don't worry, dude.
They'll move.

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- It didn't even blow!
- That sucks! Lets check it out.

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Hey Butt-Head, the
fuse is still lit.

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- That was cool.
- See?

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I told you it has plutonium.

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Hey, Beavis, check
out the cool shrapnel.

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Skateboards are cool.

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Like, I was skateboarding
down a hill once...

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and I like, hit this rock, and it stopped
my skateboard, only I kept going,

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and I landed on my stomach, and I kept,
like, sliding, like, for a hundred feet,

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- and I scraped up my entire body...
- What are you talking about, Beavis?

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- You've never skateboarded in your life.
- Oh yeah.

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Sorry about that.

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But, but like, anyways, so like, when I
stood up, I had all this blood all over me,

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and like, these kids were
watching, and like,

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that's when I knew
skateboarding was cool.

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- You liar.
- Yeah.

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- Lying is cool.
- Yeah.

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You know, like...

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this band sucks. But it's like, they suck,
like, in new ways, you know.

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Like, they suck in ways we haven't,
like, seen stuff suck before.

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So it's, like, pretty cool.

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Yeah. It's like, a lot
of bands suck...

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but then like, these guys,
like, suck, like, in their own way.

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So it's like, it's like, pretty cool
because, like, stuff sucks, but it's like,

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it sucks, like,
in a different way.

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Yeah.

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For like, what I was trying
to say, is like, they suck.

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A bomb rocked the national legislator
bowling headquarters today.

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Local authorities found a piece
of blue plastic shrpanel

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monogrammed with the initials
"T.A.", and what they

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suspect was the vinyl case
the bomb was carried in.

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We now cut live to the house
of the alleged terrorist bomber

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who had to be physically removed from
a local bowling alley earlier in the day.

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I'm standing in the house of
Mr. Tom Anderson.

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The man local authorities
have labelled "The bowling-bomber".

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I see a couple of Tom Anderson's
neighbours right now...

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Perhaps we can get
a few words from them.

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So tell me, what kind of a
man is Tom Anderson?

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He has a real short fuse.

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Yeah. They should
give him the chair.

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The chair.

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Well, there you have it...

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But we're left to ponder what would
drive him to do such an irrational thing.

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What could be
inside his head?

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Hey Butt-Head, isn't this
chick on House Of Style?

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Oh yeah!

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He thinks, like, because
he looks like a chick

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that he has to throw
punches at the camera.

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He's right.

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Dillweed!

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Yeah... hit it!
Hit it! Hit it!

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They told him to break stuff
so he wouldn't look like such a wuss.

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It really doesn't work tho.

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That sucks!

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Really!

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