1 00:00:00,234 --> 00:00:03,631 BUFF 'N' STUFF 2 00:00:05,038 --> 00:00:07,336 You are what you eat. 3 00:00:07,741 --> 00:00:11,844 You got three food groups, and they sure as hell ain't fries, 4 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:14,412 Chips Ahoy, and Milk Duds! 5 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:17,318 And you all wonder why your faces look 6 00:00:17,317 --> 00:00:20,148 like topographic maps of the Himalayas! 7 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:24,523 - Well, today we're gonna talk about... - "You are a beautiful woman". 8 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:30,558 - "You will be with me tonight". - ... and why you should be eating it. 9 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:36,865 That was cool. 10 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:43,873 You two are pathetic poster boys for the world 11 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:48,542 of no self-esteem. We're gonna handle this deficiency 12 00:00:48,543 --> 00:00:52,798 once and for all. That's right! Meet me in the gym after school. 13 00:00:52,853 --> 00:00:56,653 It's time to tighten up those disgusting wickets of yours 14 00:00:56,690 --> 00:01:00,285 and get down to some serious remedial weight training. 15 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:08,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 16 00:01:28,412 --> 00:01:29,450 Whoa. 17 00:01:32,025 --> 00:01:34,054 Is this "The Partridge Family"? 18 00:01:35,228 --> 00:01:36,324 Yeah. 19 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:42,712 I think this is Barry Manilow. 20 00:01:42,713 --> 00:01:46,058 This isn't Barry Manilow. He's blonde-haired, like me. 21 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:49,334 Yeah, and he sucks like you too. 22 00:01:50,243 --> 00:01:51,335 Yeah. 23 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:53,741 I mean, no, buttmunch. 24 00:02:06,093 --> 00:02:11,795 - Boy! This is horrible! - Yeah. And it sucks too. 25 00:02:11,832 --> 00:02:16,435 Yeah! This video, like, like, if it was a turd... 26 00:02:17,237 --> 00:02:19,888 ...it would like, be like, the same thing. 27 00:02:19,888 --> 00:02:23,309 Yeah. At least if this video was a turd, it would like 28 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:25,310 - be kind of cool. - Yeah. 29 00:02:26,013 --> 00:02:27,912 - This guy sucks. - Yeah! 30 00:02:27,936 --> 00:02:29,497 And then this guy. 31 00:02:30,217 --> 00:02:32,345 - Just look at him. - Yeah, yeah. 32 00:02:32,369 --> 00:02:33,437 Yeah. 33 00:02:34,054 --> 00:02:35,444 What a dork! 34 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:50,728 Hey Beavis, 35 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:55,236 what happened when Napoleon went to mount Olive? 36 00:02:56,576 --> 00:02:57,636 What? 37 00:02:59,646 --> 00:03:01,405 Popeye got pissed. 38 00:03:04,785 --> 00:03:05,795 Get it? 39 00:03:05,819 --> 00:03:06,913 Yeah. 40 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:15,060 All right, you two shameless bags of atrophy! 41 00:03:15,095 --> 00:03:17,393 I'm gonna change your life! 42 00:03:17,998 --> 00:03:19,796 I think he's starting to like us. 43 00:03:19,820 --> 00:03:20,862 Yeah. 44 00:03:21,435 --> 00:03:24,666 Quiet! Discipline, gentlemen, discipline! 45 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:29,040 I talk, you listen. Integrity! Respect! 46 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:32,411 That's self-respect, to know that your body can rely on you 47 00:03:32,412 --> 00:03:36,713 when it is hanging it out all over the edge, and vice versa. 48 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:41,817 I remember those days on the Ho Chi Minh trail with the mighty big red one. 49 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:45,357 Grace, my trusty M-16 by my side. 50 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:51,428 In the jungle, boys, no one was innocent. You got them before they got you. 51 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:54,064 I want to tell you, my squad followed them, 52 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:57,002 flame throwing tanks into those hostile villages, 53 00:03:57,037 --> 00:04:00,871 man, it was beautiful! Fire everywhere! 54 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:04,200 - Cool! - Not cool, hot! 55 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:08,481 We get to those trusty little dwellings, those poor peasants 56 00:04:08,515 --> 00:04:11,776 and they looked at us like we were the Almighty himself! 57 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:14,420 Now that's self-esteem, gentlemen! 58 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:18,786 Strenght! Anger! Hatred! Are you with me? 59 00:04:19,726 --> 00:04:21,592 Are you with me? 60 00:04:22,529 --> 00:04:25,362 I said, are you with me! 61 00:04:26,133 --> 00:04:32,038 That's it! That's it! Now let's grab some weight and get busy! 62 00:04:33,395 --> 00:04:34,412 Yeah. 63 00:04:42,048 --> 00:04:43,147 Wussy. 64 00:04:43,517 --> 00:04:45,508 - Shut up. - Come on wuss. 65 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:53,916 Pitiful. 66 00:04:56,663 --> 00:04:59,462 - Are you a man? - Yeah. 67 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:03,092 What makes you think so? 68 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:05,569 I got testicles. 69 00:05:09,776 --> 00:05:10,870 Yeah. 70 00:05:14,581 --> 00:05:17,983 You clowns think you are so damn funny. 71 00:05:18,084 --> 00:05:20,485 You say you're a man? Prove it. 72 00:05:24,424 --> 00:05:29,191 You wanna see a man, boy? I'll show you a man. 73 00:05:29,896 --> 00:05:31,591 Kick me in the jimmy. 74 00:05:32,399 --> 00:05:34,595 - No way! - I said do it! 75 00:05:40,813 --> 00:05:42,369 Yes! 76 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:45,542 Do it again! Do it hard! 77 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:50,815 Yes! 78 00:05:51,618 --> 00:05:54,519 Whoa! That was cool! 79 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:05,461 Now, get your floppy appendices on this bar and send it up! 80 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:17,405 Chode. 81 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:19,907 Shut up. 82 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:22,571 It is hopeless! 83 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:29,620 Get this thing off of me! 84 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:46,355 Yes! 85 00:06:46,539 --> 00:06:48,303 These dudes kick-ass! 86 00:06:49,208 --> 00:06:50,322 Yeah. 87 00:06:52,812 --> 00:06:54,280 Let the boys be boys... 88 00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:55,413 Slam! 89 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:00,351 Slam! 90 00:07:02,289 --> 00:07:03,950 Let the boys be boys! 91 00:07:19,506 --> 00:07:21,304 Slamming is cool. 92 00:07:21,328 --> 00:07:22,652 Yeah. 93 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:25,741 'cause, like, if you are at the concert and some 94 00:07:25,742 --> 00:07:28,682 dude smacks you, you can like, smack him back. 95 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:30,507 And it's like, you know, cool... 96 00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:33,454 Yeah. It's like, you can go around slamming 97 00:07:33,455 --> 00:07:35,883 into people and hitting 'em. And hitting 'em! 98 00:07:35,884 --> 00:07:36,823 Yeah. 99 00:07:36,823 --> 00:07:40,112 And like, the only thing they can do about it it's, like, kick your ass. 100 00:07:40,112 --> 00:07:41,124 Yeah. 101 00:07:41,828 --> 00:07:42,989 That's cool. 102 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:02,246 You know, like, whenever you see a band stage diving 103 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:04,758 it's like, pretty safe to say that they are cool. 104 00:08:04,764 --> 00:08:05,854 Yeah. 105 00:08:07,454 --> 00:08:10,947 Whenever I go stage diving, I look for chicks with big thingies 106 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:13,557 and then I jump right into 'em. 107 00:08:14,361 --> 00:08:18,457 Shut up, Beavis. You never even been to a concert. 108 00:08:19,399 --> 00:08:20,459 Oh yeah. 109 00:08:42,922 --> 00:08:44,117 - Cool. - Yeah. 110 00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:47,591 That was a killer workout. 111 00:08:48,287 --> 00:08:49,367 Yeah. 112 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:53,199 "You are a beautiful woman". 113 00:08:54,834 --> 00:08:57,394 One more day, and we'll be totally ripped. 114 00:08:57,418 --> 00:08:58,464 Yeah. 115 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:03,366 Dude, you stink! Hit the showers. 116 00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:13,851 "Bathe her, and bring her to me!" 117 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,869 Whoa! How does he make that sound with his mouth? 118 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:34,672 It's easy, check it out. 119 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:40,778 That was pretty good, Beavis. 120 00:09:41,010 --> 00:09:42,010 Yeah. 121 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:44,416 Thanks, I've been, like, practicing and stuff. 122 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:56,419 This guy looks like one of those, like, salesmen at the mall. 123 00:09:56,443 --> 00:09:57,502 Yeah. 124 00:09:57,997 --> 00:10:00,193 "Excuse me, may I help you boys or something?" 125 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:04,231 "No thanks, sir, we're just here to break stuff". 126 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:16,439 Check it out. This dude started, like, making all these dorky faces. 127 00:10:16,463 --> 00:10:17,560 Yeah. 128 00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:21,112 - He's all excited about that chick. - Yeah. 129 00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:23,614 I make faces like this. 130 00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:29,256 Yeah. That's pretty cool. 131 00:10:29,929 --> 00:10:32,325 Usually, like, I just make this face. 131 00:10:33,305 --> 00:11:33,560 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/7z29f Help other users to choose the best subtitles