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EATING CONTEST

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This was no accidental
disembowelment.

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This man was murdered.

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Say, does this house
have a refrigerator?

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Come on down to the black forest
Oktoberfest house. The wurst & weenies.

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For our annual best of the
wurst charity brought wurst eating contest.

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Be the guy or gal who
consumes the most bratwurst

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and walk off for the keys
to this 1988 mostly Chevy Cavalier.

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Best of all the proceeds go to
save the frogs foundation.

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Whoa! We can win a car!

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Yeah. Just for eating.

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We're there, dude.

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- Boner is pretty cool sometimes.
- Yeah.

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That's because he
has a cool name.

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I bet when he was little,
his mom used to say...

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- "Boner, come to dinner!"
- Yeah, yeah.

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She'd say:
"Boner! Boner!"

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Time for dinner!

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We're having beanies
and weenies!

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And tacos, and nachos!
And extra cheese!"

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Then in the morning, she'd like
turn to Boner's dad, and say...

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- "Is Boner up yet?"
- Yeah, yeah.

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"Boner! Boner!
Get up, Boner!"

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And then, like, when his
dad went to P.T.A. meetings...

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the teachers would say:
"Your son sure does sing well".

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And he'd say:
"That's my Boner".

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Yeah.

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Boner!

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Yeah.

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That's a cool name.

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You know who has a
really stupid name though?

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- The Edge.
- Yeah, yeah.

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"The Edge".

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- What is that?
- That's stupid.

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This is it, dude.

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Welcome to the BlackForest Oktoberfest.
Wurst & weenies.

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Can I help you?

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- We're here for the contest.
- Yeah. We want to eat bratwurst.

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Yeah.

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And then we want that car.

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Well, you're a little late,
step on up to the table.

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Look.

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Sausage eaters.

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They're gonna lose.

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Okay boys,
you can get to it.

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Hey, I'm not sitting
next to those guys.

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Yeah. Where's the bratwurst?

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What do you think this is,
Don Johnson's breakfast links?

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Hey mom, dad, look!
It's Beavis and Butt-Head.

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I didn't know you guys
were in bratwurst eating contest.

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What are you doing here?

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- Oh, we come every year.
- Go fellas, go!

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Beavis and Butt-Head in the contest?
Wait until I tell to kids in school!

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I'll kick your ass.

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Yeah.

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I'd never think I find such sorry

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bratwursty eatin'
in one of my restaurants!

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You men aren't trying!

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Kind of a lame bunch
this year, Mr. Waltham.

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Can you do better, yankee?

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This isn't eating
bratwurst!

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This is eating
bratwurst.

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Cool!

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Anyway, I just coming to
collect the entry fees.

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And then I'll do it in front of my
other 463 Blackforest

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Oktoberfest o' wurst & weenies franchises.

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I love this land!

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- Entry fees?
- Yeah.

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No.

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Might as well start with
you youngsters, eh?

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Coff off the thing, Ja?

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Alice in Chains rules!

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This isn't Alice in Chains,
dumbass!

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These are this dudes that,
like, sound like Alice in Chains.

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Oh yeah.

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That would be cool if, like, every single
band sounded just like Alice in Chains.

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Yeah, yeah. Then everything
would be, like, cool all the time.

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Yeah.

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We could roam the Earth among
all that which is cool.

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Hey Butt-Head, what's
that big yellow thing?

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That's the moon, fartknocker.

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The moon is cool!

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- These guys kick butt.
- Yeah, yeah

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They're cool.

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Alice in Chains rules.

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Shut up, Beavis. This isn't
Alice in Chains, dillweed!

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Oh yeah.

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All right, you boys are doing
a fine job working off those entry fees.

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Now, make sure the frogs
are fed and watered

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and wipe down the ones
whose bumps look irritated.

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And then you can take a five minute
break before tad pool warming.

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Do you think frogs really like this stuff?

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They look like reconstituted feces.

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I think they might
wanna try this.

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Here froggy.

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Got a nice big
juicy one.

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Eat! Swallow!
Swallow!

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- Swallow! Swallow!
- That was cool.

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This dude used to be the
lead singer for Van Halen.

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- They got that video, "Right Now."
- Yeah.

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That's that video with all those

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- words on the screen.
- Yeah, like, right now...

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- David wishes he had his old job back.
- Yeah.

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Like, right now, David is planning
to kill Sammy Hagar.

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Right now, David is trying to
convince some chick

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that he used to be the
lead singer for Van Halen.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Fire! Fire! Fire

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Yeah.

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Hey, where's Tito?

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This dude dances
like John Cougar Mallomar.

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- But he doesn't suck as much.
- Yeah.

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- John Cougar Melon Balls really suck!
- Yeah.

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John Cougar Military Camp.

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The one cool thing
about this dude

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is that he always has chicks
with big thingies in his videos.

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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

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